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  1. Re:I know people get hysterical easily, but... on Astronomers Upset About Asteroid Panic · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was. I put on my tinfoil hat and haven't been out of the bomb shelter since.

    Why take a chance, ya know?

  2. Re:I don't want to be the ass who brings up SCO... on British Court Issues Bizarre Copyright Ruling · · Score: 1

    yes... but SCO should know, then, about good ol' multics.

  3. oh? well then on Orson Scott Card on mp3 File Sharing · · Score: 1

    Anyone know where here can I read Metallica's musings on ebooks, the Sklyarov/Adobe case, etc? Or perhaps Bill Gates' thoughts (if there are any left) regarding copyrighted building codes?

  4. Re:Radio? on Electronics & Planes Don't Mix? · · Score: 1

    Cecil knows this answer.

    http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_355.html

  5. A lot of /.ers will have zero power bills w/ these on Solar Window Panes · · Score: 4, Funny

    seeing as how many seem to live in glass houses...

  6. Re:Say what on GeForce FX Architecture Explained · · Score: 5, Funny
    > Know that there are many ways to do one thing and there are pros and contras in each of them.

    Lucky for me, I have 100 lives!
    Up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-select(I have a brother)-start

  7. Re:"An Universe"? on The Death of A Universe · · Score: 0, Redundant
    It's a type-o... it's supposed to read...

    "The Death Of A Nuniverse."

    See, much better!

  8. Re:Con Edison transformer NOT on fire on Power Outages Strike East Coast · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a higher-octane version of the magic smoke found in computer components. When something bad happens and the magic smoke leaks out, you're screwed. There must be a lot in a transformer--probably enough to fill at least 57,000 Pentium 4's. I'd hate to get the bill for that much replacement magic smoke! Maybe they can get a bunch of old 386's and siphon out and recycle their smoke... hey I deserve a patent on that idea!

  9. Re:How will this change things? on XForms Becomes Proposed Recommendation · · Score: 1

    It's far too late to change the way things work now.

  10. how the hell am I supposed to feel about this? on Wozniak Unveils WozNet · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, tracking is pure evil, but the Woz can do no wrong!

    Immovable object, meet irresistable force.

    my brain hurts! HELP!!! CALL -151!

  11. Wooo000o!!!!1 on Berkeley TCP socket interface for the Apple IIgs · · Score: 1

    FINALLY! I've been waiting for this since 1993 or so!

    I'm going to have to drag my //gs out of the closet--it's ZIPchipped to a blazing 16Mhz, with 16 phat megabytes of 256x4 DRAMs!

    GNO/ME was a replacement for the UNIX system that I always wanted back then but couldn't afford (or something like that.) My GS will now take a proud (but kind of slow) place next to my 14 linux machines.

  12. because they're, well, astronauts on The Real Reason for Sending Astronauts into Space · · Score: 1

    Really, WTF else are we supposed to do with them?

  13. There were some errors in this paper on Debugging in OSS Always Faster · · Score: 1

    But they're fixed now, make sure to upgrade!

  14. Re:Even better... on Senator Orrin Hatch a Pirate? · · Score: 5, Funny

    yeah, go ahead and click on Hatch's pr0n link... I'm sure he'll have the last laugh when he gets a phat check at the end of the month for generating all these click-thoughs...

  15. Re:For those unfortunate times... on 42-Volt Autos · · Score: 1

    No, you just need three and a half regular cars and some extra jumper cables.

  16. Re:Has the world gone topsy-turvy? on Implementing WiFi in the Real World · · Score: 1
    How long until this guy gets 86'ed?

    Don't you mean x86'ed?

  17. Re:Dear God! on A Solution For Making WiFi Cost Effective · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Indeed, I use PPPoE to authenticate the folks around my hood that I let use my connection. WEP slows things down too much and isn't much in the way on encryption anyway, and with SSH tunnels I was getting about 10k/sec through the wireless--my gateway router is a P100, perfect for routing but a little slow with the number crunching.

    You'll need to be careful with machines conencting from behind a PPPoE link and force an MTU lower than 1500--I use 1412 and that seems to work. If you can ping and do other things with small packets, but web pages don't load, or load a little bit and then stall, that's a sign of an MTU problem.

    PPPoE also makes shared-equipment DSL service a possibility, for better or worse (probably worse, coming from someone who works for an ISP that owns their own DSLAMs)...

  18. the message that they sent was: on Quantum Cryptography: 100km Barrier Broken · · Score: 2, Funny

    "now we are sure -- the cat is dead"

  19. Thank you, Ken Adelman on Barbra Streisand, Miss Vermont, And Your Website · · Score: 4, Funny

    I will print this picture out and add it to my "places to avoid if you don't want to run into Barbra Streisand" file.

  20. Re:Maybe you shouldn't have said that... on Fyodor Answers Your Network Security Questions · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I disagree; maybe these reports are coming from MIT or Xerox or Apple... it must take a long time to scan an entire class A network.

  21. Re:Imagine a on ClusterKnoppix · · Score: 2, Funny
    I thought you were taking the John Lennon approach there for a minute...

    Instant cluster's gonna get you
    Gonna knock you right on the head...

    hehe

  22. "You won't need to physically swipe it" on Contactless Credit Cards · · Score: 1

    indeed... maybe metal wallets will become a popular deterrent.

  23. Re:Not Ready for Hollywood on 3D "Crystal Ball" Monitors · · Score: 1

    You have obviously never seen Jaws 3D... Dennis Quaid in all three fabulous planes, that's yer story, buddy.

  24. who needs 2.2? on Kernel 2.2 - It Lives! · · Score: 1
    We have a P133 at work routing and doing NAT, er, excuse, me, masquerading, for a wireless (old-school breezecom 802.11 FHSS) link to another building in town. It's running 2.0.38 and has been chugging away for years now without needing any attention.

    kernel 2.0 rocks!!11!!

  25. Re:It's All Mental on Hic Hic Hooray: Hiccups Explained · · Score: 1

    Agreed. I can do the same trick, stopping after one. I used to have to really fight to stop them but after some practice I find that the hiccup stops itsself... it's like a reflex now.

    I've stopped other people by looking them in the eye and saying "YOU DO NOT HAVE THE HICCUPS" in the most commanding voice I can muster.

    There's another post in this thread that suggests that their may be 'interfaces' to biological functions that aren't apparent to their owners. I have an example of this: ear wiggling. I don't know how to wiggle my ears on command, but now and then a high-pitched sound will startle me and I'll feel my ears pull back on their own. This would probably be a more useful function if humans had more directional ears, but it's a nice try anyway. It's obvious to me that this is the muscle needed to initiate novelty ear wiggling... I just haven't found a way to make it happen at will.