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  1. Freeside? on Running a Business on Open Source Software? · · Score: 4, Informative
    Maybe you should take a look at Freeside. It's aimed at ISP management, so it has most of the functions you'll need, plus it's pretty easy to extend so you could have it set up to provision your VOIP services. If you have a perl guy around it would be easy.

    I played with it for a while but the bosses where I work went with anther, Windows-based management system, that has as yet proven too difficult and unstable to actually put into production.

  2. the truth on From Silicon To Microprocessors · · Score: 5, Funny

    a couple of macroprocessors get drunk, start messing around... they wake up the next morning full of regret... next thing you know, there's a new microprocessor for someone to install, dress up in a nice case, feed it RAM, and reboot it when it makes a mess, which will be all the damn time for the first few months...

  3. $250k huh? on SCO Offers $250K Bounty for MyDoom Author's Arrest · · Score: 1

    no doubt delivered to you as 15,923 shares in SCOX...

  4. I think so on Is Your Silver-based Thermal Paste Really Silver? · · Score: 2, Funny

    it tastes like it's real silver to me

  5. Re:I remeber on Paycheck-Style Memory Erasure: How Close Are We? · · Score: 1

    Uh... that was you.

  6. perhaps named after... on NatSci 802.11x WiFi Tracker Zeroes In On Users · · Score: 1

    this dark star?

  7. Re:Modren Computing on Happy Birthday, Von Neumann (And Linus!) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He is
    the modren
    man

    (secret secret, he's got a secret)

  8. In a related note... on History of a Famous Star Wars Scream · · Score: 1

    ...this happens all the time. I have a cheap-ass sound effects CD that I picked up, oh, 10 or 12 years ago that has a particular sample of a cat meowing--kinda freaking out actually. I've heard this sample in dozens of movies and TV shows--it's very unique and easy to pick out. It's pretty much sure to be in every film with more than a few seconds of cat sounds.

    If I make up a cool name for the cat sample, can we make a big fuss over it too?

  9. Re:Off shore? on The Life of a Spammer · · Score: 1

    "...lucrative for (bracket)Your ISP Here(bracket)..."

    so "plain old text" posting rips out everything between brackets... nice to know...

  10. Re:Off shore? on The Life of a Spammer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just a guess: It's a lot easier/more lucrative for to turn a blind eye to a spammer with a $1000/mo T1 bill than one on a $35 DSL connection or a $15 dialup.

  11. a robot on Remote-Controlled Robot Could Browse The Stacks · · Score: 1
    that can re-shelve them would be just as, if not more, useful, and probably friendlier than most librarians as well.*

    * my mom was a librarian** for a while, chill out

    ** then she got a real job

  12. great on Biometrics: Prepare to be Scanned · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    instead of looking in your desk and finding out that your password is 'pencil', Rutger Hauer types are going to rip your eyes out. Yay for progress!

  13. Re:I wonder on Nationwide Fiber Optic Science Network · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, and it's also scheduled to be connected to South America's National LambadaRail, aka "the forbidden network."

  14. heaps on How Do You Organize Your Gear? · · Score: 1

    and piles, loosly organized with my "recently used documents" near the top. unless they've slid off onto the floor.

  15. Ahh, so that's it! on New Linux TPC-H Record Set · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was wondering who bought all the Itanium 2s....

  16. Re:Retraction on Simpsons Fan Creates Real Tomacco Plant · · Score: 0, Redundant

    How about now?

  17. Re:What a royal pussy! on Columnist Threatens to Sue Blogger · · Score: 0
    It reminds me of the Scientology approach: if anyone says anything bad about you, use the courts to silence them.

    SHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! The first rule of Scientology is, you do not talk about Scientology!

  18. Re:... if this were Star Trek... on NASA's Earth Observatory Shows Solar Flare · · Score: 2, Funny
    That said, the ground images from the Terra satellites are nothing short of amazing. Since I live in Southern California, it really put a perspective on things.

    yes, you are so very small!

  19. totally unsuitable for a background on NASA's Earth Observatory Shows Solar Flare · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    what kind of puny setup do you have? you need to get a man's desktop--I'm talking big. A real man would take two 15" monitors over a single 17" any day, and over a 19" every day except perhaps the sabbath. Anything less than 2000 pixels wide is just weak. Only problem is, it's damn tough to find a background. You'll have to re-scan your ass in a higher resolution if you don't want the jaggies, and nobody wants the jaggies on their ass, mon!

  20. is there a three-finger salute replacement? on Microsoft Voice Command Almost Here · · Score: 5, Funny

    now you'll need three people to reset your machine!

    CONTROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
    ALTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
    DELETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    gives an entirely different meaning to "chording", eh?

  21. so... err... ahh... on Digital Art For Your Wall-Mounted TV · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's a screen saver. For TVs.

    Wow. Revolutionary.

    What's the patent number?

  22. if you ask me... on Man Vs Machine In Chess - Who Is Winning? · · Score: 1

    "The only way to win, is not to play."

    How about a nice game of gobal thermonuclear war?

  23. oh this sounds like fun on Microsoft Taking Over the BIOS · · Score: 1
    "Microsoft said the next-generation BIOS would allow future versions of Windows to manage server blades when they are connected to a system, without needing to be turned on."

    so... who else thinks this is a fantasticly bad idea, discounting everything else that's wrong with this plan?

    How long until this scheme is hacked? What does "turned on" mean if a computer can be managed when "off"?

    Network-aware BIOS worms that never sleep... That's Freedom to Innovate (TM)!

  24. Re:Bullshit on 3G Waves Causes Headaches, Sharpens Memory · · Score: 1

    There's a cell tower on top of my building. I spend all day within 50 feet of it.

    Consider me interested.

  25. Re:Tax the damn line on Vonage Starts Charging 'Regulatory Recovery Fee' · · Score: 1

    It could never be so simple. Cable companies are unregulated and not considered telecommunications carriers, so they don't generally have to deal with the univesal service fee--unless they are also selling phone service, in which case they get to collect it.

    DSL customers pay the fee in one way or another, as them copper pairs coming to your house _are_ considered telecom stuffs, even if like me, you don't have a voice line.

    If your cablemodem is out all the time you don't have anyone to complain to other than the cable co., but if your DSL is messed up, you can probably complain to your local public service commission who generally has the authority to rip your carrier a new... anyway...

    The fee is supposed to be used for wiring up folks that live out beyond where it's profitable to run copper. Of course, it's a mismanaged mess and doesn't make any sense, but what did you expect?