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The Death of A Universe

ninthwave writes "The Guardian is running an article on research into the visible effects of entropy in the Universe. Alan Heavens of The University of Edinburgh did the research also posted at The Royal Astronomical Society with this article" I dunno - expansion, heat death - it all reminds me of a teacher who said "I'm not a premillenialist, postmillenialist - I'm a pan-millenialist, as in it's all going to pan out in the end." Update: 08/18 16:36 GMT by S : Headline fixed.

347 comments

  1. Am grammar died by rebeka+thomas · · Score: 2, Funny

    And some slashdot them headline am grammar did die hot death ugh.

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    1. Re:Am grammar died by Praetor11 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      My thoughts exactly.

    2. Re:Am grammar died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      out of curiosity what is the plural of universe?
      Universes?
      n-versi?
      Or does the word properly preclude plurality?

    3. Re:Am grammar died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      out of curiosity what is the plural of universe? Universes? n-versi? Or does the word properly preclude plurality?

    4. Re:Am grammar died by WTFmonkey · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think the current lingo (from what little I dig from a couple Stephen Hawking books) is that if there is more than one universe, then it can'tbe a universe, it has to be a multiverse.

      So, my money's on multiverse.

    5. Re:Am grammar died by maddskillz · · Score: 4, Informative

      Just to drive the point home, I found this at www.dictionary.com: In writing, the form a is used before a word beginning with a consonant sound, regardless of its spelling (a frog, a university). The form an is used before a word beginning with a vowel sound (an orange, an hour).

    6. Re:Am grammar died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      not to mention the U of Edinburgh link is wrong.

      http://slashdot.org/www.ed.ac.uk

    7. Re:Am grammar died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct, sir.

      Someone get this man a banana.

    8. Re:Am grammar died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The form an is used before a word beginning with a vowel sound (an orange, an hour).

      And the form "an history" always grates on me. The "h" is not silent in proper pronunciation, yet people (editors included) insist on using "an" before it. Fine if you're quoting someone's dialect, but not anywhere else.

    9. Re:Am grammar died by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Hmmm, there exists more then one cat. However, people refer to "a cat", all the time. If someone was referring to "the universe", saying there is only a single universe, you might have a point. I have heard people refer to "the cat", and when there is only a single obvious meaning nobody is confused. Just like the implied you in the sentence "Sit down".

      The term Universe from it's root is inherently singluar. There can't be two, because by definition, the two as a whole would then be considered the "Universe", and we'd lack the appropriate term for the two parts. I completely understand that science has subverted this, and decided to use the term multiverse to be unambigious.

      About the only place I can even contemplate having more then one Universe, is in mathmatics where you have Universal Sets. There, you make the noun "set" plural.

      First the "atom" (the root word means indivisible, guess the guys on the Manhatten project weren't paying attention), now the "universe" (its root means roughly all inclusive of everything). Can't we wait until we are sure of the properties before we name things. That's why multiverse, and sub-atomic particles are oxymorons.

      Kirby

    10. Re:Am grammar died by rwiedower · · Score: 1

      I believe a mildy amusing Jet Li movie covered this topic in detail. Although I think there were a finite number of universes.

    11. Re:Am grammar died by MntlChaos · · Score: 1

      well to study it, it would really help to have a name for it in the first place.

    12. Re:Am grammar died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And to think I once wrote "a history" and took flak for it without a proper fight. Glad to know it's not just me!

    13. Re:Am grammar died by WTFmonkey · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think we should just stick with "The Whole Sort of General Mish Mash."

    14. Re:Am grammar died by usotsuki · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      In some old dialects "an hundred" etc was fully correct (compare the KJV Bible.)

      -uso.
      "Entropy? Mina-P?" - Minako Aino, "Parallel Sailormoon" (written by Naoko Takeuchi)

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    15. Re:Am grammar died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stop quoting Sailor Moon on /.
      If someone from the outside would see that, our reputation.. oh wait.. nevermind.

    16. Re:Am grammar died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh, as a swede I learnt that about the english language in what, 7th grade? :-)

      The purpose of "a" and "an" is simple -- to make a sentence easier to pronounce. The rules about how "a" and "an" should be used were created to fulfill this purpose.

    17. Re:Am grammar died by bluethundr · · Score: 1


      out of curiosity what is the plural of universe? Universes? n-versi? Or does the word properly preclude plurality?

      It am UniversEN. Plural of Universe am Universen.

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    18. Re:Am grammar died by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're both wrong. It's myniverse.

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    19. Re:Am grammar died by darqchild · · Score: 1

      only when the person saying it was pronouncing it with a silent "H"

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    20. Re:Am grammar died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hmmm, there exists more than one cat.

      That's what you think.

      -- Schrodinger

    21. Re:Am grammar died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Duh, as a swede I learnt that about the english language in what, 7th grade? :-)

      Good for you tough guy. I started learning English in the first grade. I guess that makes you pretty fucking dumb.

    22. Re:Am grammar died by L0rax23 · · Score: 1

      It could very well just be a play on Death of A Salesman. Or, gosh, he could of aghast maybe made a typing mistake.
      That so much energy was put into this small gramatical error really makes me wonder about some people.

    23. Re:Am grammar died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why then, in England, is the BBC (and others) always annoying me with 'an historic..' or 'an hotel' but never 'an horrible' or 'an hospital' etc? Bloody annoying!

  2. Next up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The Death Of A User Of Correct Grammar

  3. Now I'm worried by Mad-cat · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, if I'm alive in 5 billion years, I'll die in a fiery red version of our sun.

    1. Re:Now I'm worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 5 billion?! don't scare me like that dude! it's 5 TRILLION.

      phew. had me panicking

    2. Re:Now I'm worried by krisp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not 5 U.S. Billion, 5 U.K. Billion!

    3. Re:Now I'm worried by Demodian · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn, now I guess I have to get something useful done at work today... pooh!

    4. Re:Now I'm worried by GringoGoiano · · Score: 1

      I'd be more worried about what happens after the millenium.

    5. Re:Now I'm worried by pivo · · Score: 1

      This is even funnier after having been moderated 'informative'

    6. Re:Now I'm worried by ByTor-2112 · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean the billenium? Y5B?

    7. Re:Now I'm worried by Distinguished+Hero · · Score: 1

      Billion:

      1. The cardinal number equal to 10^9.
      2. Chiefly British. The cardinal number equal to 10^12.

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    8. Re:Now I'm worried by pivo · · Score: 1

      oh

    9. Re:Now I'm worried by phthisic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hahaha. That's funny. It's an old saw. I think Sagan mentioned it in one of his books. An astronomer is giving a lecture and he says the universe will end in 5 billion years. A guy stands up in sort of a panic and says, "How many years?" The astronomer repeats himself. The guy sits down, saying, "Oh, thank God. I thought you said 5 million."

      Just an aside, in one of his books, Sagan tells a story about how he was working at an observatory late one New Years Eve. A guy calls up and Sagan can hear the sounds of a party in the background. The guy, obviously drunk, says, "Let me talk to an ashtromener."

      Sagan says, "This is Carl Sagan. I'm an astronomer."

      The guy says, "Whatsh zat fuzzy thing up in the shky?"

      Sagan knows there's a comet visible so he tells the guy it's a coment.

      "Whatsha comet?" the guy asks.

      "Well," replies Sagan. "It's sort of like a dirty snowball."

      After a short pause the caller says, "I wanna shpeak to a real Shtromoner."

    10. Re:Now I'm worried by Distinguished+Hero · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, since in the article they mentioned that the Big Bang occured 14 billion years ago, they are using "U.S. Billions" (10^9) and not "U.K. Billions" (10^12). That means that they predict the Sun will engulf Earth in 5*10^9 years (5 "U.S. Billion" Years).

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    11. Re:Now I'm worried by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      This is dying, though, isn't it? It's the reason for seeing the phrase "a thousand million," which so confuses Americans, and yet many British are unaware of the non-American meaning.

    12. Re:Now I'm worried by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      If you are referring to the terms "premillenialist" and "postmillenialist," in the slashdot summary, these terms refer to different doctrines of Christianity. If you were not, then don't read further.
      These terms deal with the second coming of Christ and whether his faithful sheep will be pulled from the Earth before or after his arrival. For those that have heard of the rapture, and some NYT best seller series written off of them (can't remember / don't care) the subjects are closely related.

  4. "An Universe"? by The+Original+Yama · · Score: 1, Informative

    I was under the impression that "A Universe" would be more correct than "An Universe". "An" is meant to precede words beginning with a vowel sound, not a vowel letter.

    1. Re:"An Universe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      It's "An universe" to people who pronounce "universe" correctly. The proper pronounciation is "oo-nee-vers" not "you-nee-verse"

    2. Re:"An Universe"? by spuke4000 · · Score: 0

      Hey, it was a honest mistake.

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    3. Re:"An Universe"? by zdislaw · · Score: 1

      Grammar aside, doesn't saying "A Universe" (or "An Universe" for that matter) imply that there is more than one Universe. Shouldn't it be "The Universe?"

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    4. Re:"An Universe"? by YetAnotherName · · Score: 1

      Bingo.

      It also bugs me when people say "an historic" instead of simply "a historic," as in "that's quite a historic event." (Try saying it out loud both ways.)

      But language is an evolving invention of the people and not a set of rules defended by an elite crackerjack force of grammar gnomes. Although it pains me to say it, I believe "it's" has now become an acceptable way to write the possesive of "it," for example, given that nearly everyone does it.

      Oh, and to get back on-topic: space...<drool>

    5. Re:"An Universe"? by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 2, Funny

      I oonilaterally disagree with your oonique position. Ur ooninformed.

    6. Re:"An Universe"? by jjeffries · · Score: 0, Redundant
      It's a type-o... it's supposed to read...

      "The Death Of A Nuniverse."

      See, much better!

    7. Re:"An Universe"? by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      In English (and the rest of the sentence is English, no?) it is "you-nee-verse". If the rest of the sentence were in Latin or French you would be correct.

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    8. Re:"An Universe"? by Goody · · Score: 5, Funny

      You must be new here...

      aaaahhh, forget it..

      I, for one, welcome our grammar-challenged Slashdot Editor overlords.

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    9. Re:"An Universe"? by heh2k · · Score: 1
      It's "An universe" to people who pronounce "universe" correctly. The proper pronounciation is "oo-nee-vers" not "you-nee-verse"

      and so you also say "oo-nee-ver-sal" instead of "you-eh-ver-sal"? i have never heard anyone pronounce either word w/ "oo-nee". the only "oo-nee" i've head is from the spanish channel univision, which they pronounce "oo-nee-vih-shi-oon" (or something like that).

    10. Re:"An Universe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that makes perfect sense George:

      oo-nee-vers
      oo-nai-ted
      oo-ni-la-te-ral-ly
      oo- ni-korn

      and dare I say
      noo-koo-lar

    11. Re:"An Universe"? by The+Original+Yama · · Score: 1

      No, because theoretically there can be multiple universes.

    12. Re:"An Universe"? by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      your kidding.

      what ignorant fool writes"it's" as the possessive form of it?

      society and its language....I swear it's a world gone made!!!

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    13. Re:"An Universe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not according to Merriam Webster you lame piece of shit: 'yu-n&-"v&rs

    14. Re:"An Universe"? by grug0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Although it pains me to say it, I believe "it's" has now become an acceptable way to write the possesive of "it," for example, given that nearly everyone does it.

      So what benefits are there for having one rule for the 'it' pronoun and another for every other noun? I've been corrected many times on this issue, and I'm genuinely curious as to the origin of this rule and why it's supposed to make more sense.

    15. Re:"An Universe"? by TheFrood · · Score: 2, Informative

      It also bugs me when people say "an historic" instead of simply "a historic," as in "that's quite a historic event." (Try saying it out loud both ways.)

      The people who spell it "an historic" aren't pronouncing the "h". I say it and spell it the way you do, but AFAIK they're both valid pronounciations.

      TheFrood

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    16. Re:"An Universe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very quickly, as it's off topic: "an historic" is correct; "a historic" is wrong. Grammatically. Fools.

    17. Re:"An Universe"? by Enry · · Score: 1

      'an historic' is one of many rules-meant-to-be-broken in English:

      http://www.bartleby.com/64/C003/001.html

    18. Re:"An Universe"? by spike2131 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "An historic" always grates on my ears too. At least when Americans say it.

      It sounds ok when it comes from British people though, because they don't pronounce the "H" sound.

      So while Americans should say "a historic", Brits can say "an 'istoric"... as in "Blimey, what an 'istoric event! Fancy a shag, guvnor?"

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    19. Re:"An Universe"? by ejdmoo · · Score: 1

      The reason you don't write "it's" for possessive is because "it's" means "it is."

      Also, it isn't the only word that has a possessive with no apostrophe. Think of other pronouns, such as ours, theirs, hers. You don't write our's or her's, do you?

      To be most technical, every (I think every) personal pronoun has a possessive case, and these never have apostrophes. Those only apply when you want to make a noun possesive ("it" is not a noun).

      Female, 3rd Person:
      Subjective = she
      Objective = her
      Possessive = hers

      Neuter, 3rd person:
      Subjective, objective = it
      Possesive = its

      When you think of it as a pronoun, it makes more sense!

    20. Re:"An Universe"? by TheShadow · · Score: 5, Funny

      "But language is an evolving invention of the people and not a set of rules defended by an elite crackerjack force of grammar gnomes."

      Tell that to the French.

      *rimshot*

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    21. Re:"An Universe"? by dodongo · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's called "epenthesis"--the insertion of a sound becuase the language seems to dictate it.

      Ex. A + hour ---> "An hour"

      In this case, the [n] sound is epenthetic.

      I'm sure some folks studying phonology can give us the official formula for English... I guess the [n] only pops up between the determiner "a" and a vowel sound-initial word. The "yoo" sound in "universe" is a semivowel :-P

    22. Re:"An Universe"? by johnw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > The people who spell it "an historic" aren't
      > pronouncing the "h".

      But they are, and do! That's what's so silly about it. It seems to be a fashion amongst meeja types in particular to say, "an" before any word beginning with h, regardless of how it's pronounced.

      For a word like "honour" (or "honor" for left-ponders), practically no-one pronounces the h so "an honour" is perfectly sensible.

      For the word "hotel", there is a school of thought which pronounces it the French way, without the h and so for them, "an hotel" is perfectly sensible.

      If you happen to come from the north of England and call a four legged creature like an outsize pony an "'orse" then saying "an 'orse" is perfectly sensible.

      What's just plain dumb (and, if you accept any rules at all in language, just plain wrong) is twisting your tongue to use the indefinite article "an" in front of a word where you also pronounce the leading h - I've heard "an historic", "an horse", "an house" and lots of others, all with the h clearly pronounced.

      > I say it and spell it the way
      > you do, but AFAIK they're both valid
      > pronounciations.

      Indeed, this isn't an argument about pronounciation. If you don't pronounce the h then "an" is the sensible one to use; if you do pronounce the h then "an" is just silly.

      John

    23. Re:"An Universe"? by n3k5 · · Score: 1
      The people who spell it "an historic" aren't pronouncing the "h". I say it and spell it the way you do, but AFAIK they're both valid pronounciations.
      I don't think so. It might be okay to 'swallow' the H if it follows a consonant. For example, when a person talks rather quickly, not many would miss the H of 'historic' in this sentence: "It was the greatest historic event of that decade." However, you should hear the H when it follows a vowel, and 'a' is a vowel. It is only changed to 'an' if it precedes a vowel sound, which is not the case with 'historic'. And it also isn't, of cource, the case with 'university' ^_^
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    24. Re:"An Universe"? by TheShadow · · Score: 2, Informative

      you're kidding...

      what ignorant fool writes "your" as the contraction for YOU ARE???

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    25. Re:"An Universe"? by The+Original+Yama · · Score: 1

      An apostrophe can denote different things, depending on the context in which it is used. For most nouns, appending an apostrophe-s to the end clearly indicates possession. However, this distinction becomes blurrier when dealing with the pronoun "it". An apostrophe can also mean that letters have been omitted, i.e. the word is an abbreviation. So "it's" is an abbreviation for "it is", just as "can't" means "cannot". As a differentiator from the abbreviation "it's", the possessive form has become "its", without the apostrophe.

    26. Re:"An Universe"? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I saw your link and was so hopeful for a comedy sketch from MTV's The State.

      I am so let down.

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    27. Re:"An Universe"? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I believe "it's" has now become an acceptable way to write the possesive of "it," for example, given that nearly everyone does it.

      No it aint. I make a lot of typos, but I don't try to excuse them by saying "nearly everyone does it". It's still a mistake, and it's not really that hard to remember, is it?

    28. Re:"An Universe"? by rwiedower · · Score: 1

      Well, if they have a thick Cockney accent, it would sound like "That's quoit un 'istorik evant!" Putting "a" instead of "un" there wouldn't make any sense.

    29. Re:"An Universe"? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      The people who spell it "an historic" aren't pronouncing the "h". I say it and spell it the way you do, but AFAIK they're both valid pronounciations.

      That's fine if you're quoting someone who doesn't pronounce the "h", but according to dictonaries such as this one, pronouncing it without the "h" is not recognized as valid.

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    30. Re:"An Universe"? by johnw · · Score: 1

      > "That's quoit un 'istorik evant!"

      Dick van Dyke is an exceptional case and not subject to the usual rules.

      John

    31. Re:"An Universe"? by Thurn+und+Taxis · · Score: 1

      So you're telling me that saying it's its is correct because its it's is properly punctuated?

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    32. Re:"An Universe"? by recursiv · · Score: 1

      It's "An universe" to people who pronounce "universe" correctly. The proper pronounciation is "oo-nee-vers" not "you-nee-verse"

      So tell me: what's it like being such a god damn idiot? Is it any fun? It's a big step to take, but if it's worth it, I'd like to try it too. So how has your experience with god damn idiocy been, and would you recommend I try it?

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    33. Re:"An Universe"? by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It's called "epenthesis"--the insertion of a sound becuase the language seems to dictate it.

      No, it's called a mistake, because the language doesn't dictate it, a semi-literate "editor" does, who remembers half the rule he learnt in primary school. It's the mindless extension of a rule, like putting an apostrophe before every final "s" when it's neither a possessive nor a contraction.

    34. Re:"An Universe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the rule, man. "H" represents different sounds, and when it represents a mere aspiration on an unaccented syllable (as in words derived from ancient Greek), it takes "an", not "a". So one says "a hunt," but "an historic." And if you're used to "an historic," it's actually easier to say that "a historic" (where you need a stop between the "a" and "h"). "It's" is not an acceptable spelling for "its." The distinction is necessary to eliminate confusion. Also, there is an etymological distinction: for the pronouns, the genetive is irregular, while for the great majority of nouns, the genetive is " 's " in the singular and " s' " in the plural. You may not like grammar gnomes. But how would you feel about someone who always wrote his software to try to replicate BASIC goto loops instead of having real loops because it was easier for him?

    35. Re:"An Universe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great to know :-) I just had this problem today while documenting some code "an fpu"... I decided do choose the better-sounding version which I know now to be correct - thx dude ^_^

    36. Re:"An Universe"? by Sgt+York · · Score: 1
      Obligatory frustrated scream:

      ARRGGGAHHHHHAAGGHHH!

      STOP it with the grammar lesson, PLEASE!

      I used to fall asleep in elementary school English daydreaming about space, but I still learned what irony is.

      PS this isn't just addressed to you, Yama. It's just that you're post was the last in the thread.

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    37. Re:"An Universe"? by edgezone · · Score: 1
      No, because theoretically there can be multiple universes.
      Hmm...I thought that the multiverse was brought back into line as a single universe when The Spectre thwarted the Anti-monitor's plans at the beginning of time? (for those who are wondering what I'm talking about check out One of the best comic book series ever written)...and yes, that means I was a comic book geek growing up...and proud of it!
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    38. Re:"An Universe"? by aldousd666 · · Score: 1

      you can say 'an historic' if you follow the british (sometimes) custom of not pronouncing the 'h'

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    39. Re:"An Universe"? by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What a dork. Hello, it was an attempt at Irony.

      Are people really getting that stupid?

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    40. Re:"An Universe"? by Fungii · · Score: 1

      Nice backpeddaling there son.

    41. Re:"An Universe"? by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 0

      You just keep covering up your foolishness and go on thinking of yourself as enlightened, I won't care.

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    42. Re:"An Universe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good god, who in their right mind capatilizes irony?

    43. Re:"An Universe"? by Necrobruiser · · Score: 1

      Nice backpeddaling there son.

      It's spelled "backpedaling".

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    44. Re:"An Universe"? by canicus · · Score: 1


      But language is an evolving invention of the people and not a set of rules defended by an elite crackerjack force of grammar gnomes. Although it pains me to say it, I believe "it's" has now become an acceptable way to write the possessive of "it," for example, given that nearly everyone does it.

      I would agree, but the written language seperate from the spoken, and can the written not be divided up into two classes, one relating to more "refined" works (mainline publications with an editor, or a thing written by someone who cares about such form), and the other less (internet conversations, or graffiti). All of these, would seem to operate under different rules.

      Here are some evidences of this:

      1). Words are not spelled the way they sound and there are various homophones. For words in this sentance, look at the "ou" sounds or the "ar" sounds for an example. There are also "there," "they're," and "their." All of these distinctions are wholly artificial, often circumvented in less refined writing, but still an expected part of the language.

      2). Constructions often differ between the two; I cannot connect two clauses with a semicolon while speaking, but if spoken, I can use a fragment and get my point across, which I would not be able to do in writing.

      3). Vocabulary differs slightly between the two. I make a hard distinction between the words "distinction," a distinction with no defined reference to opposition, though it can have it, and "contradistinction," which is a distinction one of whose important attributes are in contrast to what it is being referred to.

      While these evidences are not exhaustive (it would take a book to do so), they do illustrate the point. Written language is of a different from the spoken, and there is greater possibility for misunderstanding.

      Enter the grammar gnomes. In order to communicate, we follow rules. These rules, in writing, are set down by authorities such as grammars and dictionaries. If I need to know how to spell a word, I open up Webster's Dictionary. If I don't follow the standard, my recipient is likely to misunderstand me. If I want to know how to properly form a clear sentance, as opposed to something like "Ran into the woods," I look up a grammar. The example, "Ran into the woods" is also perfectly acceptable in speaking in response to questions like, "Where is Peter?"

      Without said grammar gnomes, we could not communicate in writing without fundamentally retooling our language to be phonetic, and then, we would have problems with grammar.

      I do not believe you are illiterate; I actually believe you are quite literate from your post, and so, mean no insult to you. I just think that the "grammar gnomes" comment is trying to be more egalatarian than the reality is :). Personally, I'm glad that the distinction between spoken and written is not as far in English as it has been for other languages (Greek or Latin, for instance went through a long period of seperation).

    45. Re:"An Universe"? by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      "an historic" is grammatically correct.

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    46. Re:"An Universe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      spelt

    47. Re:"An Universe"? by ejdmoo · · Score: 1

      Yes. Very well done. Now what is it? :P

    48. Re:"An Universe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, no...That should be GNU/niverse.

    49. Re:"An Universe"? by Hentai · · Score: 1
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    50. Re:"An Universe"? by zdislaw · · Score: 1
      Indeed.

      But since "Universe" is singular by the very nature of the word ("uni"), then you could say "A Multiverse" but not "A Universe." And if you don't like it you can go live in a different Multiverse ;)

      Actually, being a good Progressive, I will always support your right to say whatever you want, however you want to. You're welcome to stay. Just as long as you don't say "An Universe."

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    51. Re:"An Universe"? by kasperd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, because theoretically there can be multiple universes.

      If there is another universe, which is in any way connected with our universe, I don't think you could really call it a different universe. It is just a part of our universe which has not been discovered yet.

      If OTOH you think about a different universe in no way connected to our universe, they can not ever affect each other. In that case that different universe does not exist. At least it does not exist using physicist's definition of existence. It might exist using a mathematician's definition of existence. However in math any consistent universe you can think of exists, which doesn't make much sense either. So either we have to stick to the exists in our universe meaning of existence, or we would have a lot of trouble defining existence.

      In short there can be only one universe, because any other universe would be a part of ours or nonexistent.

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    52. Re:"An Universe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      L'Academie Francais should have your head for that one! ;)

      Que sera sera...

    53. Re:"An Universe"? by Dalcius · · Score: 1

      Or putting an apostraphe to denote possession when a noun isn't plural.

      Per the 1996 (or 1998, I forget which) MLA handbook, "Dalcius's ball" is the correct form. Only use 's if the noun is plural.

      And anyone else get annoyed by the "Microsoft are working on ..." form? Microsoft is a single entity. I don't say the class are going on a trip, I say the class is going on a trip. What's with the new format? Anyone care to explain this to me? /not an English major

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    54. Re:"An Universe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, now i'm convinced Slashdot is the ultimate in waste of bandwith and webspace. You people are clearly just here for stuff on matter, not stuff that matters.

    55. Re:"An Universe"? by StuffYourReligion · · Score: 1

      And anyone else get annoyed by the "Microsoft are working on ..." form?

      Not me, especially if the speaker/writer is British. The Brits always refer to companies, bands (music groups), and other such named entities (which are composed of numerous people) in the plural.

      Think the MLA Handbook is an American guide, yes? Dont' forget, American ain't the only English there is.

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  5. For those wondering... by NMerriam · · Score: 1, Redundant

    You use "an" before a vowel SOUND in English. So You would say "Death of a Universe" because even though "Universe" starts with a vowel, it is pronounced "you-nih-verse". If it were pronounced "Ooh-nih-verse", the headline would be correct.

    Back to your regularly scheduled Slashdot, sans editing...

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    1. Re:For those wondering... by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 0, Redundant

      If it were pronounced "Ooh-nih-verse", the headline would be correct.


      Wait, maybe Taco is french?

      Bonjour CmdrTaco! Comment ca va?

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    2. Re:For those wondering... by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 0

      Oops, it was Hemos. Sorry, when I see spelling and grammar comments, I kinda make assumptions about the editors identity...

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    3. Re:For those wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the stories I have heard, Taco is most likely Greek.

    4. Re:For those wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bien, merci. Et vous? Maintenant, je mange un >.

      - Cmdr Taco

    5. Re:For those wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was hilarious. Mod this guy up, +5 Funny.

    6. Re:For those wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this spelled correctly?

      Wee luv to kick furriner's asses. Allways have and allways will.

  6. U of E by GMontag · · Score: 5, Funny

    Doesn't this guy also go on to invent transparent aluminum then come back to the present and give away the formula to a fabricator in San Francisco?

    "Computer! Oh computer?"

    1. Re:U of E by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Why did it need to be transparent aluminum anyways? Why couldnt they have just put the whale into a big steel bucket? Or wall it in with regular aluminum?

      Was there really a need to sit around in the spaceship gawking at a whale? What a stupid movie that was. Never let Kirk direct.

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    2. Re:U of E by GMontag · · Score: 1

      Why did it need to be transparent aluminum anyways? Why couldnt they have just put the whale into a big steel bucket? Or wall it in with regular aluminum?

      Was there really a need to sit around in the spaceship gawking at a whale? What a stupid movie that was. Never let Kirk direct.


      You know how those ex-Admirals are, everything has to be so flashy.

    3. Re:U of E by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nimoy directed it.

    4. Re:U of E by Radix37 · · Score: 1

      They didn't use transparent aluminum to make the whale room, they gave the guy at the factory the formula in exchange for the stuff they used to make the whale room (probably just think glass).

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    5. Re:U of E by confused+one · · Score: 1
      We already have transparent aluminum...

      It's called Quartz

    6. Re:U of E by GMontag · · Score: 1

      Now that I recall it was plexiglass.

    7. Re:U of E by phthisic · · Score: 1

      Huh? Where's the Al in SiO2?

    8. Re:U of E by confused+one · · Score: 1

      That's glass. Quartz, saphire, etc made of base of Al2O3...

    9. Re:U of E by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Ignore other comment. Damn it! I'm suffering too many brain farts for someone only 35... You are correct. I'm thinking of saphire.

    10. Re:U of E by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Damn that green blooded robot.

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    11. Re:U of E by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      I thought the whole deal was they couldnt make glass thick enough to hold that much water, the guy said it would have to be like 10 feet thick or something, and therefore had to teach them how to make the material they needed.

      Anyways, it makes me wonder, why the hell do they need anyone to do anything, with their replicators and technology and shit? Scotty can rebuild the warp coils in 20 minutes while the ships on fire sliding backwards through a wormhole, but he cant put together a big box for a whale? Or lock it in a transporter beam for the ride home (ya know, thats how he got himself into TNG)

      BAH to bad sci-fi.

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    12. Re:U of E by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh dear... Somewhere in Scotland is mentioned and out come the obligatory Scotty jokes.

      Here's a clue for you.

      Its not funny.

    13. Re:U of E by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is too^5

    14. Re:U of E by GMontag · · Score: 1

      I thought they used 6" plexiglass. Aluminum would only need to be 0.5" or something.

      My assumption (besides it was just written that way) was that they did not replicate it because Klingon ships are crap.

    15. Re:U of E by wahmuk · · Score: 1

      What a stupid movie that was.

      Stupid movie, yes. But it was pretty good "Star Trek".

      Never let Kirk direct.

      Shatner didn't direct that one, Nimoy did. Shatner directed Star Trek V: The Final Frontier , which not only was a bad movie, it wasn't even good "Star Trek".


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  7. W has decided: by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Funny
    Entropy is the cause of the East Coast Blackout. Or as he put it, "enteropie".

    Oh, and Karl Rove has declared that entropy was created during the Clinton administration and a partisan Congress has prevented W from eliminating it.

    1. Re:W has decided: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's flamebait, pure and simple. Moderators be damned.

  8. vapor by Gorny · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does that mean we'll never get to see Duke Nukem Forver?

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    1. Re:vapor by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      >>Does that mean we'll never get to see Duke Nukem Forver?

      Forget it. That game is never going to come out.

      Doom 3 was conceived and coded long after DNF was supposed to be out 'the first time'. Interesting display of how 1 'super programmer'(Carmack) can be so much more productive than a team of average guys(3d Realms).

      wbs.

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    2. Re:vapor by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1

      Well, of course. Carmack is God.

      You must be new here. ;)

  9. This is what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    ...when the universe fails to modernize the electrical grid.

  10. Jackass... by SunPin · · Score: 0

    This headline is the epitome of snobbery.

    Yes, it is theoretically correct grammar but:

    1. Nobody uses it this way.
    2. Nobody actually says it this way.
    3. Nobody gets penalized in any venue for using "a universe."

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    1. Re:Jackass... by athakur999 · · Score: 1, Funny
      3. Nobody gets penalized in any venue for using "a universe."


      Tell that to the goatse guy. You better believe he doesn't go around saying "a universe" anymore, that's for sure.
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    2. Re:Jackass... by SunPin · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      That's hilarious. Hope you get "funny." Some hypersensitive asshat decided to mark my post "overrated." That's what you get for not going AC against the poster.

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    3. Re:Jackass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually, no it's not even theoretically correct grammar. The "Y" sound in "yoo-nih-vurs" means that "a" should be used, not "an." An ungent. A unicorn. An uprising. A unicycle. See the difference?

      (... and if I had the mod points, you'd get a -1, Redundant, jackass. Arrogant, inaccurate, and yet still repeating an earlier comment.)

    4. Re:Jackass... by SunPin · · Score: 0, Troll

      Thanks for the tip. But if you had any balls, you wouldn't be AC.

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    5. Re:Jackass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that it is not really possible to be an anonymous coward with balls.

    6. Re:Jackass... by phthisic · · Score: 1

      What is an ungent? Did you mean unguent? Ungulate? Are you refering to a jar?

    7. Re:Jackass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if I didn't post as an AC, I'd still not have any balls, fool. I'm a woman. But then, you've never seen a naked woman, have you?

    8. Re:Jackass... by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Maybe your post got modded down because you're all about the ego competition. It's supposed to be about the conversation.

  11. Job description by SnappingTurtle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just the other day I was told I couldn't put "minimize entropy" as my job description where I work. Now look what's happening. I'm going to take this article to my boss and say "I told you so!"

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    1. Re:Job description by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

      I'm curious -- did your employers provide a logical reason why you couldn't use "minimize entropy" as your job description? Do your employers like to make a mess of things? :^)

    2. Re:Job description by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps the problem is that his bosses are unconvinced that any action he or she takes will lead to a global minimization of entropy.

    3. Re:Job description by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, since all work leads to more entropy, you spend your time at work posting to slashdot? ;)

    4. Re:Job description by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

      Well, we can always hopelessly try, right?

  12. Last on turns off the light by leif.singer · · Score: 1

    So our solar system is one of the last guests coming to the party, and by the time we enjoy ourselves, everyone else is leaving again. Gee, we must have missed a shitload of fun. Whatever that may look like.

  13. Gravity and Heat by TuataraShoes · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The reality is that we know so little about the universe that we can't even account for 90% of the gravity in our own galaxy. We call it dark matter because we can't see it anywhere but we need it to balance the visible mass against the visible size and rotation of the Milky Way.
    We have only just begun to think about the shape of the universe. As in... What is at the edge, and what is beyond that? Or does it curl around in a sort of 11 dimentional sphery type thing. Figuring out the total heat or mass in the universe is still way beyond us.
    We don't yet have a theory of gravity that works for the galaxy, or fits with electromagnetic and nuclear forces.

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    1. Re:Gravity and Heat by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1, Informative

      "we can't even account for 90%"

      By 'we', you mean you and the publishers of various UFO magazines?

      There are a number of good solid theories about the missing mass that have the small problem of observational scales to deal with, and given that black holes are still theoretical, although observed, the 90% figure you pulled out of your ass is considered a conservative estimate of stuff that don't glow.

      "Figuring out the total heat or mass in the universe is still way beyond us."

      Hence there being 90% of an unfigurable number being missing? There's a lot of waggly hand estimation and twocking great big error bars involved, but current estimates are pretty good.

      "We don't yet have a theory of gravity that works for the galaxy, or fits with electromagnetic and nuclear forces."

      No, we don't have a Grand Unified Theory, but we do have something that describes a galaxy. The problem is that there is a discrepancy between the rotational velocity of a galaxy compared with it's luminosity...dark matter is the sum of the difference.

      Dark Matter can be rocks (that don't glow), dwarf stars, brown giants, WIMPS, MACHOs, biro world, enormous dyson spheres and/or compacted lumps of odd socks, or a mixture of all the above plus some oddities that we've not even thought of yet, but we're talking about big scales. I'll spare you the Douglas Adams definition of big, but it doesn't do to get complacent about the scale of the universe.

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    2. Re:Gravity and Heat by GrenDel+Fuego · · Score: 1

      We don't yet have a theory of gravity that works for the galaxy, or fits with electromagnetic and nuclear forces.

      Don't worry... I'm on it.

    3. Re:Gravity and Heat by micromoog · · Score: 1
      We have only just begun to think about the shape of the universe. As in... What is at the edge, and what is beyond that?

      It's turtles all the way down.

    4. Re:Gravity and Heat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't yet have a theory of gravity that works for the galaxy,


      How do you know? The galactic rotation curves
      aren't what our theory of gravity predicts given the visible matter distribution. That could mean that our theory of gravity is wrong, but we have good reason to believe that it instead means that there is matter we can't see.


      or fits with electromagnetic and nuclear forces.


      Gravity works fine with the other forces. Or did you mean, we don't have a theory that unifies gravity with the other forces? We don't know that gravity is unified; there's no known reason why it must be. It's a popular idea that it is unified, but physicists like unified theories. We don't know the extent to which nature does.
    5. Re:Gravity and Heat by dslbrian · · Score: 1

      By 'we', you mean you and the publishers of various UFO magazines?

      Perhaps he refers to the majority of people who realize that they can only observe a relatively small portion of the universe. And anyone with common-sense can easily realise the 90% figure is used metaphorically so get a clue.

      And what UFO magazine did you pull "dyson spheres" out of? Its a pretty safe assumption that dyson spheres won't make up any of the so-called "dark matter" out there.

      Perhaps some people really need to read a bit more, some suggested material:

      BIG BANG THEORY UNDER FIRE

      Why the Big Bang is Wrong

      ENDLESS, BOUNDLESS, STABLE UNIVERSE

      Hubble's Constant in Terms of the Compton Effect

    6. Re:Gravity and Heat by Jon+Erikson · · Score: 1

      I would like to sugest that the people that wrote your reading material go and do some more reading. They obviously have no clue.

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    7. Re:Gravity and Heat by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "And what UFO magazine did you pull "dyson spheres" out of?"

      I don't know whether a UFO magazine has printed any of Freeman Dyson's work. It may be a little 'dry' for them.

      "Its a pretty safe assumption that dyson spheres won't make up any of the so-called "dark matter" out there."

      Any? You seem to be discounting a lot of stuff by not regarding technology as a possibility. Dark matter is simply non-radiating mass, and there's a lot of junk out there that doesn't radiate, radiates behind nebula, radiates outside the spectral bands we look at and may even radiate stuff that we can't 'see' yet. Making 'safe' assumptions usually isn't.

      For the uninitiated, a dyson sphere is a theoretical construction that totally encloses a star (or massive blackhole, but that's really exotic) to harness the total output of the star and give a living surface on the inside. The technology is not trivial, but it's possible.

      As an 'aside' into Fermi's paradox, I've long held that any technologically advanced civilisation starts to stop 'wasting' energy through broadband emission fairly early into it's life, but it's important for me to note that this is personal heresy.

      "And anyone with common-sense can easily realise the 90% figure is used metaphorically so get a clue."

      I tend to use 90% as a metaphor for nine-tenths. If you actually mean that 90% was used as a metaphor for a majority of the universe, then it might be hanging around in the neighbourhood of right, but the understanding of it appears more to be on the side of 'fortuitously lost' rather than knowledge.

      BTW, I love the links. Cutting edge cosmology on angelfire and geocities. Outstanding.

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  14. karma burning gripe by kisrael · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Try to make the link that people are actually going to want to click larger the pointless, gratuitous "top of site" link that nobody wants to click on

    The Guardian is running an article
    "The Guardian is running an" links to the frontpage of the site.
    "article" links to the article.

    And there's no space between them, to show you it's two different links before you click.

    (Like Myron Krueger said "If people were going to use computers all day, everyday, the design of such machines was not solely a technical problem-- it was also an aesthetic one. A lousy interface would mean a lousy life." Same goes for linking, darn it.)

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    1. Re:karma burning gripe by ninthwave · · Score: 1

      It looked seperate when I previewed the submission. I usually just enclose The Guardian in the href and leave the running an out of the href to space it out. I do not know if that was from the editor or a typo I had later. This is the first time I have seen an editor add or change parts of a submissin I have done when it came out so not sure where the bad is but will try not to have a mistake like that again in the futue.

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    2. Re:karma burning gripe by Rydia · · Score: 1

      Online versions of print papers prefer that people who reference them include a top of site link in place of the traditional footnote or whatever. Sean-Paul Kelley actually got in trouble for not doing that.

    3. Re:karma burning gripe by kisrael · · Score: 1

      Did he link to the articles (w/o a direct frontpage link), or just copy the text?

      The latter is much worse than the first, IMO.

      Most well-designed sites have a big old link to the frontpage on every article. And if you want to put in a frontpage link just to be nice, it should probably be only around the name of the publication, not a big sentence.

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    4. Re:karma burning gripe by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      But why do a link to the Guardian at all? Why not just the article itself?

      Sometimes I do look at the home page of a site after reading an article, but I NEVER go back to the Slashdot article to do so, just click on the link at the top of the article page (there is always one), or truncate the URL.

    5. Re:karma burning gripe by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Online versions of print papers prefer that people who reference them include a top of site link in place of the traditional footnote or whatever. Sean-Paul Kelley actually got in trouble for not doing that.

      The question is not of having the "top" link instead of but AS WELL AS the deep link. What purpose does it serve? It just doubles the number of links in the article, adding ones that no one ever clicks.

      And as often mentioned, if sites don't like deep links it's easy to bounce them by using referrer checks.

    6. Re:karma burning gripe by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the only time I'd want to see a link to the main site is if it was something not well known, maybe a personal site like www.sharedhostingdudes.com/~coolgeek/.

      Linking to The Guardian front page is like those "Netscape Now" links everyone used to have on their web page. :)

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    7. Re:karma burning gripe by ninthwave · · Score: 1

      True but I do it for all sites in case the article moves. And do it the same for big or little sites. Though the Guardian tends not to move articles that often and has a good archive, I am just trying to be consistent.

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    8. Re:karma burning gripe by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      True but I do it for all sites in case the article moves. And do it the same for big or little sites. Though the Guardian tends not to move articles that often and has a good archive, I am just trying to be consistent.

      If the article moves, how does giving the top link help? It doesn't tell us anything that isn't obvious. Ditto for the link to the Royal Astronomical Society.

      I don't want to condemn you personally, I know that most submitters seem addicted to filling their stories with as many links as possible, but this is a useless habit -- there were already five links in one paragraph actually on topic, adding another two courtesy ones makes an article more cluttered.

  15. Universe ripped apart by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I read somewhere recently (forgive me, I remember not where) of a new-ish theory that if the rate of expansion continues to increase that the universe will be ripped apart. that is to say, the rate of expansion would be so great that not only gravity would fail, but even strong and weak forces. All matter would be torn to shreds as it accelerated ever faster and faster.

    IANAP, so anyone who is one, or studying to become one care to comment?

    1. Re:Universe ripped apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm studying for a BS in physics and math.
      as to the theory, I can safely say that I've got no clue.
      Sure sounds neat, though.

    2. Re:Universe ripped apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have heard the same theory.. sounds cool.. the galaxies keep moving away from each other and eventualy will be so far apart, we will be alone. I think I caught that on Discovery Science.. great channel.

    3. Re:Universe ripped apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, consider if the universe is actually a closed form like say a taurus, that perhaps the infinate rate of expansion results in an infinate rate of compression- and thus the next big bang.

    4. Re:Universe ripped apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Torus. I drive a Taurus, and although I think it would be cool if the universe were shapped like my Ford, I think you mean a Torus.

      YOU FAIL IT!

      -Niles

    5. Re:Universe ripped apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, a closed universe does not imply that expansion results in compression. Nor can an expansion (or compression) become infinite.

    6. Re:Universe ripped apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're thinking of the so-called "Big Rip" theory, driven by "phantom energy" (hypothetical dark energy with particularly peculiar properties). Later papers cast doubt on this scenario.

    7. Re:Universe ripped apart by Saige · · Score: 1

      Well, consider if the universe is actually a closed form like say a taurus

      All of a sudden I got this horrible image of a universe trapped inside a mediocre American automobile, galaxies visible through the windows, stars and nebulae coming out the exhaust.

      So does that make it so all that we have to do to make the universe no longer closed is roll down the windows? Or is that the problem, because the black holes have caused a short in the electrical system and the power windows can never be opened?

      (Oh, I believe the word you were looking for was torus)

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    8. Re:Universe ripped apart by Azethoth666 · · Score: 1

      Mind you, accelerating expansion will eventually push all galaxies over the horizon from each other (speed of light no longer sufficient for any "ons" (photons, gravitons, persons) to ever reach between galaxies). The next phenomenon then is a race between the big black hole in each galaxy core and ejection of a star from the galaxy. Add a little more expansion and we are left with a bunch of black holes, some collapsed stars and a whole lot of dead cinders none of which can perceive anything else in the universe. Mmm, now if only protons decayed, then we could disassemble everything and really spread things thinly ...

    9. Re:Universe ripped apart by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      All matter would be torn to shreds as it accelerated ever faster and faster.

      Well, at least Shreaded Wheat will be cheaper :-)

      Seriously though, assuming the shreading theory is false, dim red stars can shine for hundreds of billions of years. Thus, even though the Universe may be void of bright stars, that does not mean that there are no stars anymore, it just means that the night sky won't be as pretty and that we will have to travel further to get energy.

      Eventually all stars will burn out according to the theory, but we probably still have a few hundred billion years if we stay busy and smart.
      That is a loooooong time. A bigger problem will probably be intergallactic Bin Laden's, not nature.

  16. fascinating by netwiz · · Score: 0

    but ultimately redundant. The laws of thermodynamics preclude this kind of an ending to our local reality. Unless someone figures out how to manipulate vacuum energy fluctuations (or the strings directly), and reverses entropy.

    Although that may have disatrous consequences. We might end up with another superinflationary universe within our own. Good luck dodging a few million light-years out of the way of that one!

    1. Re:fascinating by ninthwave · · Score: 1

      I think that is the point. There now exists observational data to support the theory.

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  17. I for one by QEDog · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our old entropy overlord!

    --
    "There is no teacher but the enemy."-Mazer Rackham
  18. Does it matter? by ded_guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    By the time any of the effects of this are seen, the human race will have wiped itself out anyway. I wouldn't give us more than another few thousand years, much less billions.

    --
    In the future, all spacecraft will be made of cheese.
    1. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually, the human race will be wiped out by the Y3K bug.

    2. Re:Does it matter? by duren686 · · Score: 1

      Y3K? We still have 97 years before Y2K strikes!

      ...Wow, before previewing I didn't realise that my sig was a bad Y2K joke as well. Goes to show where my humour comes from.

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      Y2K Compliant since the late 1890s
  19. Re:Heh, you yanks can't handle the truth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    God Bless America, and thank God I don't have to live there.
    We thank God that you don't live here, too.
  20. What a joke! by Robber+Baron · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The universe has been around for billions of years and extends across unimaginably vast distances and yet pathetic little man with a lifespan like an eyeblink thinks he can offer insight as to its nature or its ability (or lack thereof) to sustain itself? Ha! The arrogance! Not even beginning to scratch the surface! How long has it been since man has so much as discovered the existance of galaxies? Less than 100 years? Soooo Johnny-come lately, do tell about the "nature of the universe"! Humans should learn to shut up and simply observe and not make grandiose statements about how things are as they are in no position to do so.

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    You're using her as bait, Master!

    1. Re:What a joke! by (void*) · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Who is more arrogant - the man who tries very hard to make a firm conclusion based on the best data available, or the man who says he can't do it and it would be futile to try?


      The answer is obvious.

    2. Re:What a joke! by afex · · Score: 0

      but you forget, none of that is true - the entire universe was created SOLELY for us, by god.

    3. Re:What a joke! by afex · · Score: 1, Funny

      haha i forgot to put '/sarcasm' in there...sorry to scare you like that.

    4. Re:What a joke! by zdislaw · · Score: 2, Funny
      Humans should learn to shut up and simply observe and not make grandiose statements about how things are as they are in no position to do so.

      Who then, if not humans, would you suggest make grandiose statements?

      --
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    5. Re:What a joke! by sbowles · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I have to echo a certain amount of the previous posters skepticism.

      I understand the concept of studying all of these various "snapshots" in time that show us what happened at thre far reaches of our universe billions of years ago, but I've never understood how astronomers can make such "matter of fact" claims when the amount of change that we've been able to observe in these windows to the past seem so statistically irrelevant (i.e. 100 years out of 100 trillion years).

      Who's to say that light from thousands of new stars that were formed long ago won't reach Earth for the first time today.

      The vastness of time and space is mind-blowing. It just seems silly to claim that these theories are anything more than best guesses.

      --
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    6. Re:What a joke! by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Informative
      I understand the concept of studying all of these various "snapshots" in time that show us what happened at thre far reaches of our universe billions of years ago, but I've never understood how astronomers can make such "matter of fact" claims when the amount of change that we've been able to observe in these windows to the past seem so statistically irrelevant (i.e. 100 years out of 100 trillion years).

      What the "snapshots" of x billion years ago/light years away tell us is not just what that particular galaxy was like, but, we assume, other galaxies at the same age. (There's no reason to think otherwise.) So we can see a smooth evolution looking backwards the further away we focus. That gives us a perspective of not a hundred, but about 10 billion years.

    7. Re:What a joke! by qtp · · Score: 1

      Who is more arrogant

      The man who says "I understand every aspect of every approach to the problem and anybody who disagrees with my hypothesis is wrong, case closed." would clearly be the more arrogant.

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    8. Re:What a joke! by Bakaneko · · Score: 1

      Chickens.

      I'd let the chickens say whatever they want, as long as they promised we could fry and eat them afterwards.

    9. Re:What a joke! by (void*) · · Score: 1
      The previous poster answered it better. We can take our pictures of what's out there to be what's in the past - the futher out there, the further into the past. In effect, we have a sequence of pictures of what's out there. If pictures and the ability to see, matched with rock solid theories of matter that we have tested on the labs isn't sufficient, what is?


      Scientists aren't as arrogant as the "victims of science" make them out of be.

  21. HEY! You'll see it ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 1

    when it's ready. And when you're ready to receive it. And most importantly, when you're worthy. Now go chastise yourself and prepare for the coming of DNF. GO!

  22. I think MC Steven Hawking Says it best... by DanThe1Man · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:I think MC Steven Hawking Says it best... by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1

      I hate you. I've now loaded up all my MC Hawking MP3s into Winamp, and will be listening to this for the next several hours lol It amazes me just how brilliant this stuff is every time I listen to it.

    2. Re:I think MC Steven Hawking Says it best... by syle · · Score: 2, Funny
      Wow, linking to a 3 meg MP3 in a +5 comment. You've got balls.

      Let me guess, it's not your server?

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      /syle

    3. Re:I think MC Steven Hawking Says it best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. He even made sure his comment was +5 when he posted it.

  23. some nonsense ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    botherd by a mistake in a-n invention not a discovery.

    just reading this gives me this feeling of the internet 5 years ago. really nothing happend.
    i think it's another dead-end ...

    it's really use-use-use-use-use-use-use-use-use-use-use-use-us e-use-use-use-use-use-use-use-use-use-use-use-use- use-use-use-use-use-use-use-use-use-use-use-use-us e-use-use- ...

  24. Ahh, You You You by ralico · · Score: 1

    as in:
    I'm here defending deese two youts...

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    1. Re:Ahh, You You You by default+luser · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, did you say "two 'utes'"?

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      And occasionally whores for Karma.

  25. Interesting, but I don't put much faith into it. by I'm+a+racist. · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The fact is, we are rather unsure of what will happen as the universe ends.

    When I was an undergraduate, my astrophysics and cosmology courses went into a number of models. The problem isn't that any of these models are inherently wrong. The real problem is that we don't have the observational evidence to choose and properly parameterize any particular model. Hasn't anyone else noticed the constant influx of observations that favor one model or another? I don't think these observations are necessarily wrong either, they are just pushing our techniques to their limits.

    Not long ago, a new and very interesting model was published. It fits well with observations. Anyone with a passing interest in cosmology and/or string theory should read that paper, it's very short and easily digestable. This idea is, of course, very interesting. Is it actually the way the universe works? Hmmm, I don't know. We just don't have the observational capability to say with a high degree of certainty how the universe will evolve on a long timescale.

    Sure, I like hearing about the latest measurements and calculations. But, I take it all with a megaparsec-scale cloud of sodium. It's interesting, but not too meaningful, most of the time.

    This debate is definitely going to go on for some years to come. In fact, it may well not have a good answer for 5-15 gigayears.

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  26. The Last Question by sICE · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Interrestingly enough, Isaac Asimov already told us just that.

    1. Re:The Last Question by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      I wish I had points today. I'd toss a couple of +1 interesting's your way.

      Thanks for the story. :)

      wbs.

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      Huh?
    2. Re:The Last Question by sICE · · Score: 1
      Thanks for the story. :)


      Welcome ;)
      You might also want to read The Feeling of Power.
      And if you like the genre, be sure to look at the Isaac Asimov FAQ, there's a lot of his essays on the net.
    3. Re:The Last Question by Deef · · Score: 1

      Of course the author Frederic Brown had a bit of a different take on the subject...

      http://www.ece.ubc.ca/~alia/Space/sci-fi.html :-)

  27. Re:Heh, you yanks can't handle the truth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We do?

  28. Teacher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    teacher who said "I'm not a premillenialist, postmillenialist - I'm a pan-millenialist, as in it's all going to pan out in the end."

    Dr. John Trafton

  29. My take on this by wiggys · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Maybe the last "days" of the universe will consist of groups of highly advanced intelligent beings scavenging for matter in a dying universe to sustain them. They will still be looking for a way to create another universe, and therefore new life. If they succeed, they will no doubt create a universe with a slightly different set of parameters so that life evolves much earlier than it did in the present universe.

    Perhaps they will find a way to teleport into the new universe they create, each life form becoming truly a God.

    --

    Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.

    1. Re:My take on this by WTFmonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, you found my acid! Give it back!

    2. Re:My take on this by swb · · Score: 1

      Perhaps that's what God *is*, the last remaining being from a previous iteration of the Universe, reduced to an emphermal energy-based existence in order to pass into the 'new' Universe or survive its rebirth.

    3. Re:My take on this by wiggys · · Score: 1
      Shhhh, don't give my secret away!

      Seriously, I wonder if my scenario will come true - life has this amazing survival instinct; you can find life on earth almost anywhere, from the deepest ocean to the highest mountain, from the coldest places to the hottest.

      Faced with a problem so huge (a dying universe), the likely millions of intelligent species which remain will be working flat out for a solution to the problem. Do they somehow travel backwards through time to when the universe was just a few billion years old, or do they try to engineer another Big Bang and hence another universe?

      Who knows, maybe each and every black hole in the universe creates its own universe, each with a different set of parameters... natural selection will produce universes more likely to create black holes, and therefore more universes, and the more universes the more the chances of life evolving.

      Blah, I need to stop taking those pills.

      --

      Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.

    4. Re:My take on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats why we need to quit bickering amongst ourselves and focus on getting our species off this planet.

    5. Re:My take on this by Anonymous+Shepard · · Score: 1
      Maybe the last "days" of the universe will consist of groups of highly advanced intelligent beings scavenging for matter in a dying universe to sustain them. They will still be looking for a way to create another universe, and therefore new life. If they succeed, they will no doubt create a universe with a slightly different set of parameters so that life evolves much earlier than it did in the present universe.

      Perhaps they will find a way to teleport into the new universe they create, each life form becoming truly a God.
      Of course we will. That's what we did last time. But how do you know anything about that?
      --
      I have a life. I really do. I've just chosen to ignore it.
    6. Re:My take on this by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Read Greg Bear's "Judgement Engine" for a nice rendition of that exact subject.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    7. Re:My take on this by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      ... They will still be looking for a way to create another universe, and therefore new life.

      See James Blish's The Triumph of Time (1958), part of his Cities in Flight series.

    8. Re:My take on this by praedor · · Score: 1

      Err...are you a mormon? That is suspiciously similar to Mormon nonsense - you and your celestial brides (plural) will die and in your spirit incarnation, be a god (as a man, women need not apply for godhood), and have your own planet to incestuously populate with your many children.

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    9. Re:My take on this by phthisic · · Score: 0, Troll

      Do you hear that whizzing sound? That's the sound of photons circling you because they are trapped in the gravity well caused by your immense denseness.

      Perhaps god is just a monkey you pulled out of your ass.

      Perhaps god is the idjit left behind as all the smarter beings escaped an imploding universe.

      Perhaps god is the meta-spiritual spooge energy earth mother goddess budha karma sponge love thingy.

      All just as probable and grounded explanations as yours.

      Sorry. Have to call 'em as I see 'em.

    10. Re:My take on this by Blain · · Score: 1

      Actually, what you described is a rather inaccurate representation of Mormon belief. Celestial brides need not be plural, and women become godesses, not gods. Since God created worlds without number, we can expect that those who receive the fullness of his glory will do the same.

      As fun as it is, you might want to get all your Mormon information from sources that aren't anti-Mormon. If you had accurate information about thsoe beliefs, you might find it's not as nonsensical as you thought.

  30. Time for Spybot by tbase · · Score: 1

    Holy crapweezles - I followed the link, and all of the sudden Spybot was flipping out and I was being asked to install not one but two pieces of spyware. WTF? Then there was the offscreen browser window. Nice touch.

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  31. Re:"An Universe"? (with apologies to Monty Python) by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Announcer: "Today, in our studios, we have an Elk, I mean, an expert..."

    Anne Elk: "Not Anne Expert, Anne Elk!"

    Announcer: "Yes. Sorry. Today we have a-n expert, not a-n-n-e Expert on... the Universe..."

    Anne Elk: "That's right Chris, I am."

    Announcer: "An Expert?"

    Anne Elk: "No... Anne Elk"

    Tim

  32. they have neglected hawking radiation by PhysicsExpert · · Score: 3, Informative

    The conclusions drawn by this article would appear to be fairly trivial at first. Basically energy can neither be created or destroyed and as the universe is expanding the overall energy density of the universe is faling. Less energy density means less luminosity.

    I think, however that the scientists haven't accounted for the effects of hawking radiation, which is basically the energy given out when a piece of matter falls into a black hole. Hawking radiation is obtained from matter that is otherwise lost frrm the universe and as such does not obey the classical laws of thermodynamics. Because of this the amount of energy in the universe is actually increasing although the rate at which it is doing so is extremely slow. As mentioned by the article however the number of black holes is increasing (all matter is drawn together by gravity so in a long enough timescale it will eventually coalesce to form a black hole) and so the hawking radiation will increase. It is therefore likely that in a billion years from now, the sky will actually be brighter than it is now, not from stars (which as the article points out will have disappeared) but from a brilliant glow of hawking radiation.

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    1. Re:they have neglected hawking radiation by oakad · · Score: 1

      The problem, mostly, is that the Big Bang created only finite amount of barions (as far as we know). As soon, as all barions will be trapped inside the heavy nuclei, the amount of free states available in the universe will become inadequate to perform any useful computation and the information letargy will prevail. I also think that the total entropy will be quite small then (so it will not be "thermodynamic death").

    2. Re:they have neglected hawking radiation by pclminion · · Score: 1
      For fucks sake moderators, this is a well-known troll, and he just spewed a bunch of BS and you modded it "informative."

      Hawking radiation is obtained from matter that is otherwise lost frrm the universe and as such does not obey the classical laws of thermodynamics. Because of this the amount of energy in the universe is actually increasing although the rate at which it is doing so is extremely slow.

      Wrong, the black hole loses mass in exact proportion to the energy radiated away, mass-energy is still CONSERVED. Don't you think the entire scientific world would be in an absolute uproar if this were not the case? Come on, when people say shit like "Total energy is really increasing" your BS alarm should be screaming bloody murder.

      As mentioned by the article however the number of black holes is increasing (all matter is drawn together by gravity so in a long enough timescale it will eventually coalesce to form a black hole) and so the hawking radiation will increase.

      Wrong, larger black holes produce LESS Hawking radiation. This is clearly spelled out on the second Google hit if you search for "Hawking radiation."

      Somebody, mod parent post down.

    3. Re:they have neglected hawking radiation by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Of course all of the matter lost in intergalactic space, neutron stars, planet(oids), and black dwarfs would remain dark.

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  33. Heavens by handy_vandal · · Score: 1


    One of the guys who did the work:

    Professor Alan Heavens

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  34. uhm? so? by Machine9 · · Score: 1
    All of this is wonderfully thrilling and very interesting...

    ...but can anybody tell my how this has -any- bearing, or impact. what so ever on our everyday lives?

    maybe people should spend less time working on this and develop something useful. like, say, clean and affordable energy.

    1. Re:uhm? so? by rokzy · · Score: 1

      "maybe people should spend less time working on this and develop something useful. like, say, clean and affordable energy"

      maybe so should everyone else in the whole world except doctors, as they're not doing anything useful for humanity either, but are probably using a lot of resources to not do it.

      jeez....

    2. Re:uhm? so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You answered your own question. This information is interesting. Does that not impact my daily life? Does art not impact my life? In your dream world, is everybody an engineer who only thinks of the TCO?

      How boring. How sad for you.

    3. Re:uhm? so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so what is it you do for a living? hope it's working on clean and affordable energy, or you're kind of a hypocrite.

    4. Re:uhm? so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "maybe people should spend less time working on this and develop something useful. like, say, clean and affordable energy."

      Since you seem to be an authority figure on what's useful - I'll just assume that reading slashdot is my daily gift to humanity. ;)

  35. Lossless data compresion name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Did anyone else notice the name of the compression system mentioned in one article? MOPED?

    Mozilla brought you Firebird.
    Apple brought you Jaguar (Puma/Ocelot/Tabby).
    Now, the Sloan Digital Sky Survey brings you: MOPED!

    And people wonder why science has image problems...

  36. Great science fiction short story by vudufixit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dealing with this topic - "The Last Question" by Issac Asimov. Awesome ending.

    1. Re:Great science fiction short story by sonicattack · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, one of my favorites. The ending is so powerful and full of hope it gives me goosebumps every time I read it!

      Yep, considering the topic I recommend this one too! :)

  37. um, sure... by cybermage · · Score: 3, Funny

    it all reminds me of a teacher who said "I'm not a premillenialist, postmillenialist - I'm a pan-millenialist, as in it's all going to pan out in the end."

    This guy must have been fun at parties.

  38. 'The lamps are going out all over the universe.' by *weasel · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... i thought the blackout was confined to new york, detroit and cleveland?

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  39. Wake me up when you are sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Astronomers are never in doubt but often wrong. All the speculations about what will happen to the Universe is just nonsense. You can show all the redshift and blueshift you want, but it does NOT proof anything on a cosmological scale.

    1. Re:Wake me up when you are sure. by phthisic · · Score: 1

      You asshats drive me bonkers.

      Must every scientist preface every paper, every word out of his mouth, with a treatise on 500 years of the scientific method?

      When you watch the weather chanel and an announcer in Atlanta (or where ever they are), says it's raining in Hong Kong, do you put on your asshat and say, "Oh, come on! How can he possibly know that?"

      The fact is the weatherman could have got it wrong. But he has a method whereby he determines what he thinks he knows. And he has a certain degree of success. And by the same token, an astronomer has a degree of success/certainty. Obviously, the weatherman probably has more certainty, but only because he's talking about the next five days. Given a weatherman predicting rain on the 6th of June 2013 and an astronomer predicting the heat death of the universe, I'd put my money on the astronomer.

      Nobody can predict the future with absolute certainty. But, then, none of these scientists are claiming that they can. What they are claiming is that they think the evidence supports their hypotheses, nothing more.

      You would, it seems, take us back to the day when men lived in a world which they didn't understand, which seemed totally random and capricious to them. Rather than try to understand the weather, they prayed for rain. You can go back to that world, brother. I'm staying here.

  40. It gets better by tbase · · Score: 1

    Now every /. page that loads tries to install MediaPlex. That's pretty annoying.

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  41. Sad news, Universe dead at ~14 Gyr by Guano_Jim · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...just read some sad news in the Guardian - the Universe was found dead in its multidimensional home this morning. There weren't any more details yet. I'm sure we'll all miss it, even if you weren't a fan of its work there's no denying its contribution to popular culture. Truly a cosmological icon.

  42. Earth not to be engulfed! by Luyseyal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The sun will swell to become a red giant until it engulfs Earth.

    Actually, it's been recently shown (1, 2) that Earth could survive Sol's expansion, though it would be really frickin' hot!

    -l

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    1. Re:Earth not to be engulfed! by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That God for government funded studies. I wouldn't have been able to make plans for 5.7 billion years from now had they not stole my wages to do such important work!

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    2. Re:Earth not to be engulfed! by saforrest · · Score: 2, Funny

      The first of your links seemed to suggest that this conclusion depended on not taking the tidal effects of the moon into account, i.e. that with the tidal effects considered, Earth was more likely to be engulfed.

      I was amused by this line (from the second link): "Perhaps this 200 million year reprieve will give humans enough time to form their own survival capsules and escape into deep space."

      I think that if we really haven't invented "survival capsules" 5.5 billion years from now, that another 200 million aren't going to matter much. :) (By that time we'll probably be dead or Vorlons, anyway.)

    3. Re:Earth not to be engulfed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I vote for dead Vorlons.

      Hmm... let me check the CA governor ballot again, maybe I CAN vote for a dead Vorlon.

    4. Re:Earth not to be engulfed! by coyote-san · · Score: 1

      The deadline for humans is far earlier. Something endtime articles tend to overlook is the carbon cycle - when the earth was younger and the sun was dimmer there was more CO2 in the atmosphere and earth had beneficial warming from it. But over geologic times this carbon is locked up by life and other processes and the CO2 levels slowly dropped.

      So far so good... but we're rapidly approaching (in geologic terms) the end of the road. 100 million years and there won't be enough CO2 to support trees or even shrubs. Nowhere on the planet will you see anything more complex than grasses. If we wipe ourselves out, our successors might have to develop a civilization without trees. No lumber for construction or art, no wood pulp for cheap paper, etc.

      Not much later - 250MY from now? - even grasses will be gone - care for some slime mold with your algae? Temperatures would then start to rise and we would enter an era with a "wet greenhouse" that would last until the oceans literally boiled away.

      The earth might survive the sun's red giant phase, but it's a moot point since the earth we've known (which is only something like 20% of it's lifetime anyway - ever hear of the "iceball earth" theory? Or the massive volcanic eruptions in Siberia or India) will be long gone... and we're far closer to the end than the beginning of the habitable era.

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  43. two reasons for lights going out by zptdooda · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "We live in an accelerating universe now and so, as time goes on, the density of galaxies is going to thin out"

    In my understanding the lights would be observed to go out for two reasons:

    First, young stars form at vertices of intersecting matter bubbles and sheaths, where the concentration is highest. If a vertex reaches a high enough density it coalesces, gets critically hot so fusion can start. Problem is the average density of vertices is dropping, so less will go critical.

    Second, cosmic expansion will make it increasingly less likely that the average new stars' light will be able to ever reach an observer.

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  44. A Brief History... of the bleeding obvious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Entropy increases with time.

    Exercises:

    Q1. Which famous physical law is this?

    Q2. Why bother writing an article in The Guardian about this?

    Q3. ???

    Q4. Wheres the profit?

  45. Life is short: by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 2, Interesting

    >>Galaxies shine with the combined light of all the stars in them. Most of the light from young stars is blue, coming from very hot massive stars. These blue stars live fast and die young, ending their lives in supernova explosions

    So I guess that Jimmy Dean, John Belushi, Keith Moon and Bon Scott were blue stars eh?

    wbs.

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  46. Spalling to by SteWhite · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Pre and postmillennialist are both double "n"!

  47. Hmm.. by Talia+Starhawke · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Sounds like God forgot to pay his electric bill. :P

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    1. Re:Hmm.. by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

      That's amusing .. you have to wonder what the power companies send after Him in the form of Collection Agencies. Frightening.

  48. Articles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If we pronounced it correctly, we would speak Latin. If we spoke Latin, we would not use articles.

  49. Sliders by azzy · · Score: 1

    I found the gateway!

  50. No real loss... by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

    Well, if we haven't already wiped ourseleves out by then, I imagine we'll have long since perfected inter-dimensional travel ..

    Personally, though, I just found it amusing that one of the astronomers had the last name of "Heavens"

  51. mod parent up! by multi+io · · Score: 1

    I think I'm breathing again...

  52. Re:Heh, you yanks can't handle the truth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you, couldn't have put it better myself.

  53. Hemos went to School! by DarlMcBribe · · Score: 2, Funny

    I dunno - expansion, heat death - it all reminds me of a teacher who said "I'm not a premillenialist, postmillenialist - I'm a pan-millenialist, as in it's all going to pan out in the end."

    Hemos, this does prove that you have been to a school and even listened to what the teacher was saying!!

  54. Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our universe is dying?! Quick, someone summon the Justice League!

  55. Re:Interesting, but I don't put much faith into it by just+some+computer+j · · Score: 1

    hmm...You have some great points, the math doesn't work out right. But, could you tell me where unified string theory plays into this?

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  56. Netcraft confirms it! by Limburgher · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Universe is dying.

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  57. Re:Heh, you yanks can't handle the truth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was the world's most obvious troll, and yet you still got nailed by it, in spades.

    Nice move, idiot.

  58. Re:Interesting, but I don't put much faith into it by jdgreen7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm sure this document is very enlightening to those with the property background knowledge, but any paper with the phrase "according to conventional four-dimenional quantum field theory" (page 3) is a bit beyond my comprehension, and I'm not sure if it can be called easily digestable...

  59. What he ment was by Snaller · · Score: 1

    It should be *A* Universe

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  60. Obligatory Simpsons Reference by xv4n · · Score: 1
    Wiggum:
    • Enough of your borax, poindexter! We need action --

    • [fires his gun six times through the wall]
      Take that, you lousy dimension!
      [the bullets fly toward Homer, but spiral around the widening hole and get sucked into it]
    Homer:
    • Oh, there's so much I don't know about astrophysics. I wish I'd read that book by that wheelchair guy.
    Treehouse of Horror VI
  61. But.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we are forgetting the final episode of Star Trek the Next Generation. If we use this theory, then past present and future will combine in the end...no wait.. the future comes first and the past and present are both actuly the future right? I dont remeber but it was a damn good show.

  62. The Death of An Career by doc_traig · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hemos,

    You have embarrassed we for the last time. Get an box and clean out you locker.

    Loves,

    Taco

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    1. Re:The Death of An Career by ceeam · · Score: 1

      A or An?
      http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/esl/es liart .html

    2. Re:The Death of An Career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lmfao
      Bravo!

  63. Re:"An Universe"? (with apologies to Monty Python) by Fishstick · · Score: 1

    My theory, about the universe, which is mine, which is to say...

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    Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

  64. IAAEM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    While not a cosmologist, I am well aware that by some definitions a universe is that which outside of which nothing else can exist (or at least be known -- let's not get into epistemology), and I accept the word multiverse. But I am an English major and I have to quibble. I think the words 'universes' and 'multiverse' are both acceptable as plurals, depending on one's meaning and ideology.

    An analogous situation would be a monotheist refusing to accept the word 'gods' as plural of 'god' because of her ideology. She is quite welcome call my gods daemons, but not to constrain my terminology.

    But, then, what the hell do I know? I use 'octopodes' when speaking of more than one octopus.

  65. Ohhhh God mine !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Universe U= all space in all time.

    Multi-verse doesn't exist, it only exists many worlds of the universe.

    Death of the Universe
    -> death of all space in all time
    -> death for always
    -> death of worlds
    -> death of many I
    -> death of the our unique soul of the reincarnations of the alive beings
    -> AmEn.

    open4free

  66. What the?! by MoeMoe · · Score: 1

    Alan Heavens of The University of Edinburgh did the research

    That's like an Ice-cream man named Cone!

    ...Oh shut up, you know you saw that episode.

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  67. Re:Interesting, but I don't put much faith into it by confused+one · · Score: 3, Informative

    It was a good paper, at the time. Since it's publication; however, we have some fairly good evidence that the universe isn't going to slow down and compact in a "crunch" The evidence shows that the universe is actually accelerating outward. Additional evidence, seems to indicate that there isn't enough mass to reverse the acceleration. Current accepted theory is that the universe will continue to expand and thermodynamically "die"

  68. well, the good new is by confused+one · · Score: 2
    The good news is we have time to work on the problem.

    phew!

  69. Oh dear lord... by MoeMoe · · Score: 1

    Update states that headline is fixed and yet "The Death of A Universe"

    And if you think that's normal, look at the headline aboVE titled "Ask a Music Producer..."

    Frankly, I'm tired of seeing these editors jumble up the English language so badly, and furthermo-

    Hold on, someone's at the door...


    END LINE

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  70. Dang It! by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    > There's a lot of waggly hand estimation and twocking great big error bars involved, but current estimates are pretty good.

    Just when I get a good .sig from CaptainSuperBoy, you have to come along and say this. Can I use this?

    Virg

    1. Re:Dang It! by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "Can I use this?"

      Sure. I'm flattered.

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  71. Divide-by-zero by jkirby · · Score: 1

    Well, since the speed of light as been 100% proven to be variable (not C), everything changes. If light gets slower as the universe get older (or larger depending on your perspective.) What happens when light reaches 0 (Zero)? Well, reverse E=MC2 to M=E/C2 == ERROR! Divie-by-zero; please reboot.

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    1. Re:Divide-by-zero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, since the speed of light as been 100% proven to be variable (not C)


      There is no evidence that the speed of light is variable, at least if you mean what relativists mean when they talk about the speed of light varying: namely, the speed of light in vacuum as measured in a local inertial frame.
  72. The lights will get brighter before they dim by praedor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I believe that the projected time when Andromeda galaxy collides with our Milky Way (they ARE headed for collision) is around 100 million years hence (correction anyone?). This collision will induce a profusion of star formations and may end up ejecting our star/solar system out of the galaxy entirely. Or, we may end up in the Andromeda galaxy as it moves on its merry way, or...


    In any case, the lights are scheduled to burst anew in a plethora of star formation in the nearish future. Of course, several BILLION years later, the trend remains as mentioned.

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  73. the end of the end... by bigmaddog · · Score: 1
    ? billion years ahead
    All the stars have long burned out and the cosmos is a cold and dark place. Dead stars and black holes are all that remain.

    Not that it's a grave omission or something but I'm low on karma and desperate to feed slashdot'ers some (mis)information, so I will point out that, over a sufficiently long period of time, black holes will also disappear.
    See, quantum theories predict (and some effects of this have been observed, I think) that particles are randomply popping into the universe all the time and everywhere. They appear in matter-antimatter pairs (so an electron and positron will appear together), are called vitual particles and, before anyone even knows they were there, they annihilate each other. The net effect is zero and mass-energy of the universe is preserved.
    However, when this happens near the event horizon of a black hole, one of the particles could cross the event horizon and fall into the black hole, thus preventing the pair of virtual particles from annihilating each other. In this manner, real matter and anti-matter is created out of the potential gravitational energy of the black hole. When these real particles meet and annihilate each other, they create real photons that escape out into space and the black hole is seen to be radiating. Theory says that this would cause the black hole to lose mass (shrink), and the phenomenon is called Hawking radioation, after Stephen Hawking who predicted it.
    As far as I know, this effect (shrinking of black holes) is yet to be experimentally or observationally confirmed, but it's still pretty neat.

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    1. Re:the end of the end... by kasperd · · Score: 1

      See, quantum theories predict (and some effects of this have been observed, I think) that particles are randomply popping into the universe all the time and everywhere.

      AFAIK they cannot pop out of nothing. However the pairs of particles you describe can be produced from energy like a photon.

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  74. Re:Heh, you yanks can't handle the truth. by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1

    So youre replying to the reply of a troll as an AC, you are not to capacity on grey matter yourself..

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  75. Re:Interesting, but I don't put much faith into it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  76. Re:Heh, you yanks can't handle the truth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blah waffle drone. Hit a nerve there, did I? At least you didn't TRY to fight the obvious facts; your post is somewhat an acceptance that the USA has major problems.

    You know, try going and living in a quiet little European village at some point. I guarantee you'll never want to return to America.

  77. Old news by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    My One Line Blog has been running that story for days now. :^P

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  78. Ooh by griblik · · Score: 1

    twocking great big error bars

    Twocking. That's a fantastic new word, and well in keeping with slashdot graamar and speling guidleines.

    Mind if I use it?

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  79. Re:Heh, you yanks can't handle the truth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The parent ommitted:

    "God Bless America, where the education system doesn't work well enough to teach people to use full stops, or correct grammar and spelling"

    European, not "Europian" or "enropian" (caps? France is a proper noun, so is Atlantic).

    Voltaire not "Voltair" (which I believe is a brand of air-conditioner). But you would know that if you had read his work, rather than just parrotted a quote, and you would understand the context. BTW, quotes are usually presented in inverted commas to denote a source beyond the immediate writer.

    You're, not "your" when used in place of "you are" (its called a contraction; "its" is the exception to the rule, "it's" is the possessive, as in "Its correct grammar helps people understand what you're saying, and I am among it's supporters").

    Finally, consider the use of paragraphs to make reading easier, and to denote the commencement of a new topic. Occasionally pressing the return key (or period, or shift either) does not exacerbate RSI more than any other typing, and its better to take 5 extra seconds witing a post than come off looking like an ill-educated ignoramus. NEWS FLASH!! Punctuation has killed precisely nobody as yet!

    Now to what you wrote:

    "Worst Crime Rate: Well we could make drugs and prostitution legal, as many Europian nations do"

    "Many" meaning the Netherlands? Or do you include Alaska (drugs) as part of Europe? And prostitution is not legal in most European countries, although the laws are usually enforced with discretion (ie when there's an actual problem, rather than undercover cops running stings to pick up "Johns").

    "Consumer: Yes but despite recent declines in industry we are still the worlds largest producer so it kind works out."

    No, it doesn't, because the consumption of resources is largely for domestic use (that is, not exported), and because US foreign policy has a history of destabilizing politics in other countries for a short term economic gain (Latin America, Middle East; why do you think these guys choose you to hate?). The US is also the largest producer of greenhouse gasses per capita, and refuses to enter international treaties to reduce tha problem; another way your consumption and arrogance fucks things up for everyone else.

    "PovertyGap: Yes as we adopt more and more 'liberal' policies like the ones across the pond our poverty increases."

    Could you actually name some "liberal" (WTF does that mean anyway?) policies devised in Europe adopted by the US? I can name at least a dozen that have gone the other way (ie DMCA, anti-hemp laws [by which I mean useful rather than drug strains of cannabis], PATRIOT style legislation, the list goes on), none of which are liberal. However you are partially right: the economic policies that lead to greater disparity were championed by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Regan (sp? who here is old enough to remember Ronnie talking about the "trickle down effect"? Who here has seen it actually happen?). It amazes me that a citizens of a country that considers "liberty" to be their greatest asset can regard the word "liberal" as an insult. Still, its less mirthsome than the old insult "communist".

    "Obesity: Ill take the trade for regular bathing"

    Fine. Just don't complain about health spending blowing out because of an epidemic of cardio-vascular disfunction. Oh, wait, public health spending is too "liberal" anyway, isn't it? I hope you've paid your insurance. Personally, I would rather be fit and have a functioning immune system than be a psychosomatic lard-ass.

    "Sitcoms: Get a freaking life"

    And what should all the people who idolize the stars of "Friends" do? Who is in greater need of, as you say, a "life"?

    "Corporations: Like the 7Billion the broke ass french government gave to a manufacturer despite EU policy?"

    At least the EU has a policy against this kind of thing. The US does it openly and blatantly.

    "Attack: Yea too bad we wasted money defending thankless europi

  80. Game over man, game over! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Sensors detect another quarter in your pocket. Play again?"

  81. Re:Divide-by-zero, NO DIV please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    E = M * C^2

    if (C == 0.000..rounded) =>
    E = M * 0.000..^2 =>
    E = M * 0.000.. =>
    E = 0.000.. [M could be any mass]

    Conclusion:
    C = 0.000.. ; E = 0.000.. ; M = any mass

    THE BLACK HOLE eats any mass with zero energy inside of an environment of the physical law of light C = 0.000.. m/s.

    open4free

  82. Re:Interesting, but I don't put much faith into it by Fascist+Christ · · Score: 1

    Don't judge a person before you know them, AC.

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  83. Re:Heh, you yanks can't handle the truth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot to include that Britain actually paid the US during WWII, it was hardly off their own backs.

  84. Re:Heh, you yanks can't handle the truth. by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1

    Yes every nation has problems, if you go live in a little town in the USA youll have a similar experience to Europe whats your point?

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  85. Re:Interesting, but I don't put much faith into it by Fascist+Christ · · Score: 1

    It's simple. In fact, I came up with it years ago.

    10 Big Bang
    20 Universe Expands
    30 Growth Slows
    40 Universe Contracts
    50 Big Crunch
    60 GOTO 10

    Of course, that is not a valid explanation because it fails to state all that scientific jargon. My explanation was more of faith than scientific theory. In other words: "it makes sense to me this way."

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  86. Re:Interesting, but I don't put much faith into it by Mir322 · · Score: 1

    is there an english translation of this thing somewhere? that does have some detail, but which gets around the forumlaic equations?

    (and doesn't entail reading a book)

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  87. Obligatory Rimshot by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...who won the Nobel prize in 1974 for his work in discovering quasars at Cambridge University...

    You'd think someone would have noticed before then. They were behind the couch the whole time.

    Ba-BOOM! Thanks, I'm here all evening.

  88. The Guardian not safe for browsing with IE by hiero · · Score: 1

    I clicked on the Guardian article link and proceeded to pick up some nasty trojan software (2nd Thought, Gator, Virtual Bouncer, and more) that IE (6.0, latest patches) allowed to be installed without a prompt. I would highly recommend avoiding this site, lest you find yourself in registry hell.

    1. Re:The Guardian not safe for browsing with IE by ratfynk · · Score: 1

      I would highly recomend Mozilla and shut off the friggin extra crap in IE \options\security you will find them, do not let redirects happen! Whatever you do stay away from linux if you have not even figured out how to browse the net with safety yet! For sure just shut the shit off ctrl-alt-delete before the crap downloads installs. How the hell did you load something without first letting it happen? The Guardian comes up clean in Mozilla and is no problem in Linux.

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  89. Re:A Brief History... of the bleeding obvious. by phthisic · · Score: 1

    The profit comes from economizing on apostrophes.

  90. photon death by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    The larger the black hole the lower the Hawking temp. For a black hole the size of the one at our galactic center it is a staggeringly slow process due to the low Hawking temp. They'll all go eventually, but it'll take a VERY long time.

    Plus there is the unproven possibility of proton decay further turning the universe into a photon haze.

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  91. Prof Willy Loman? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    "Death of A Universe"? The author must have been Arthur Miller.

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  92. White Dwarf by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Then afterwards it would get really fickin' cold!

    You didn't take into consideration the possibility of Vogons showing up either.

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  93. Re:'The lamps are going out all over the universe. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Obviously the divine creator works for Enron.

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  94. Good book if interested in the subject by Tanami · · Score: 1

    If anybody is interested in a book on the "best guesses" of the future of the universe, I found the following a fascinating read:

    The Five Ages of the Universe
    The Free Press (1999)
    Adams, F; Laughlin, G

    ISBN: 0-684-85422-8

    (I am not the author, and I don't work for their publishers! ;-) )

  95. Potential loophole? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Maybe you can't stop the expansion of the universe but how about (pure daydreaming here) if it were somehow possible to exist within the event horizon of a quiet blackhole (no accretion disk) and use time dilation to expand your existence almost indefinitely?

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    1. Re:Potential loophole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time dilation or not, you can't exist for very long inside a black hole according to your own subjective time. You'll hit the singularity in no more than ~15 microseconds per solar mass. Even in the supermassive black hole at the core of our galaxy, a few million solar masses, you wouldn't last more than a minute, according to your own perception of time.

  96. Re:Europeans, mod this up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "God Bless America, and thank God I don't have to live there."

    And we thank God you don't live here!


    ASSHOLE!

  97. Re:Interesting, but I don't put much faith into it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm calling someone an idiot who basically thinks he has superior intelligence because he was born in a certain place.

  98. Am I the only one deeply troubled... by Hadriven · · Score: 1

    ... when we are reminded of the end that awaits what we are living in ?

    Think I am a weirdo, but I don't mind dying much, because I've gotten used to the idea. I don't mind seeing Man and Earth disappear in a bang, because I'm sure we're not isolated cases.

    But the idea of the Universe stupidly fading out and getting dark bothers me up to no end. The Universe is so beautiful in its diversity, complexity and immensity that I cannot, and maybe never will, stand the single idea that it could become a large dead chunk of emptiness.

    Of course these are just theories, and as some say, it's the truth until someone finds a better suiting idea. Whatever happens, I will not accept the idea that our Universe is a one-shot thingy, with a beginning, an end and a nice short period of a few billion years suitable for life as we know it. Even less the idea that we're seeing the beginning of the end, so to speak.

    I want to believe it's eternal. I want to believe the end of the Universe, if there is any end or beginning for that matter, is a so-called big crunch leading into the creation of a new Universe. I want to believe there are some other Universes elsewhere, far from anything we'll ever reach.

    Maybe now I can understand the pain that some Christians must stand while science denies a lot of things they thought were true. Like how we were created in the first place...

    - Hadriven

    1. Re:Am I the only one deeply troubled... by sirgoran · · Score: 1

      You seem to have forgotten the fact that the moon is slowly moving away from the earth (.5 inches per year). Since the moon plays such a big roll in the tides of the oceans, I think watching the earth slowly grow dark is the least of your worries.

      Think about it.

      No tides.

      The water grows stagnant from lack of oxygen, life in the oceans die. Man would follow closely behind.

      Sorry to burst your darkening bubble.

      -Goran

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  99. "Time Without End" by xihr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For a good foray into the future history of an open universe, see Freeman Dyson's classic, "Time Without End: Physics and Biology In an Open Universe".

    It's worth pointing out that up until just recently, pretty much everyone was sure that the universe would be closed (although it appears pretty flat). The recent supernova measurements indicate a universe that's expanding faster and faster, so we now have very strong reason to believe the universe is in fact open, but when people like Dyson were speculating about the possible future of an open universe, it was considered highly speculative and rather academic (since everyone was sure that we didn't live in one).

  100. The Nine Billionth Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given Moore's Law, I would have thought that it wouldn't take nearly that long to print out The Nine Billion Names of God (Arthur C. Clark).

    I could make a snide comment about M$ windows 2e9, but I'll refrain.

  101. Re:Heh, you yanks can't handle the truth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "A senior French health official resigned Monday after the health minister acknowledged that as many as 5,000 people might have died in a blistering heat wave."

    Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!! Good start!

  102. Computer naming project! by ratfynk · · Score: 1

    I have started a computer project to produce the 9 billion possible names of God in the Hebrew language. Any ./ dotters with code experience can help. The project might be very short lived if I can get my code to run on a good Opteron linux cluster!

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  103. A LONG way off. by crovira · · Score: 1

    As Louis XIV or XVI said: "Apres moi? Le deluge!"

    Meaning that he didn't give a crap what happened "later."

    The heat death of the universe is a LOT later. Maybe Windows won't crash by then (but it may still suck. :-)

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  104. Re:Divide-by-zero, NO DIV please by jkirby · · Score: 1

    Interesting; mass with no energy. I will have to think about that one. I thought mass was energy and vica versa.

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  105. Thats not all... by whittrash · · Score: 1

    Empirical observations and theory are what this proposition is based on, oberservations limited by the tools, and theory limited by our ability to interpret our own findings. We evolved to perceive threats to our survival, like tigers, and SCO. We are not evolved to sense or understand quantum or extra-dimensional phenomena. We are like blind people in a room filled with gadgets. As we stumble across each one we tend to think that must be the nature of the universe. The key is not to understand the object, it is to understand the room, the objects and ourselves in relationship to those objects. And suppose they are right about heat death, what are they saying really? That energy will be uniform everywhere? That matter will all be perfectly spherical lumps of iron? Is that the end? The end of humanity yes, but not the END end. We don't know what was here 'before' the Big Bang, we don't know what caused it and now we presume we have definitive 'knowledge' about the end. I guess we don't need God anymore, these people have it all figured out! Or do they!

  106. Re:'The lamps are going out all over the universe. by Dukael_Mikakis · · Score: 1

    the cosmos is simply fading away

    So the grammar problems are not restriced exclusively to slashdot.

    "It's not suddenly going to get very dark, but it's been getting dimmer over the last few thousand million years and that will continue."

    Yeah, I've noticed this.

    Really, the guy's name is Alan Heavens? Is this for real? Seriously, I hate to get religous and epistemological but it does kind of make me wonder about how everything got started (I am not a creationist). We figure the universe is 14 billion years old, but that's only what we can measure, right? Isn't it entirely possible that when everything becomes completely entropic and the universe is simply a void of equally distributed matter the same circumstances that initially created our universe would act again?

    I think that when they predict "dead stars and black holes" it's neglecting the (admittedly special) circumstances that created everything. We may not be the first universe, and we may not be the last.

    As for me, I think I need to drop some acid right now.

  107. Please don't be an idiot... by michaeltoe · · Score: 1

    It's one thing to make an observation about the universe and try to conclude what it may or may not mean... it's something else entirely to presume the universe is necessarily heading towards its demise, knowing so little about it as we do. It doesn't make you a whole lot better than the people who write tabloid newspapers. One grain of truth spawns a cacophony of sensationalized bullshit. It's interesting to think that science can barely understand the processes behind the ice age and global warming, yet there are those pompous enough to try and predict the end of the universe itself.

    1. Re:Please don't be an idiot... by palantir · · Score: 1

      Apply subject line to yourself. The whole point of science is to hypothesize and present evidence to support that hypothesis. They (the scientists ) have done just that. They do not claim truth, they claim that the known evidence supports their theory

    2. Re:Please don't be an idiot... by michaeltoe · · Score: 1

      As I already mentioned I have nothing against science... but flashy headlines about the end of the world are not science, they're the mockery thereof.

    3. Re:Please don't be an idiot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In point of fact, they are currently the best predictions of our best scientific theories, and de facto science.

    4. Re:Please don't be an idiot... by michaeltoe · · Score: 1

      The predictions indicate that the universe is essentially burning out... but to then take that theory and slap a jazzy title like "The death of the universe" to it is a little absurd. The universe, last I checked, never qualified as a living organism anyway.

  108. Re:Divide-by-zero, NO DIV please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Mass with no energy != Mass with zero energy :P
    (bool) != (float)

    The black hole is doing very very very very slow slow slow because the velocity of light is C=0.000.. m/s and is eating cold mass with a velocity of 0.000.. m^3/s and is not eating hot mass (because has a lot of energy). Nice brilliant figure of black hole.

    Einstein said: "my law is universal" :)

    open4free

  109. Menue anyone? by ratfynk · · Score: 1

    There is a really good resturaunt out there and there is even animals that prepare themselves for consumption after letting you examine the fair first, at the end of the Universe.

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  110. Re:Heh, you yanks can't handle the truth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So 2500 Americans dying in some office buildings is a tragedy, but 5000 French people dying in a heatwave is good?

    Hypocritical assholes. Wheres a plane full of terrorists when you need it?

  111. Or to church... by revividus · · Score: 1
    Since premillenialism and postmillenialism refer to eschatological theories about the return of Christ, ie, have nothing to do with science and everything to do with a specific branch of theology.

    The panmillenialist joke is still pretty funny, though.

  112. TROLL! MOD GRANDPARENT POST DOWN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    pclminion has already pointed out the flaws in PhysicsExpert's claims.

    PhysicsExpert is the most evil and insidious kind of troll there is. He pretends to be a physicist and uses that false credibility to spread misinformation that at first glance seems reasonably but upon closer examination falls apart. Who knows how many people have been taken in by his lies and will spread the false ideas like some kind of virus?

    On a site dedicated to "News for Nerds. Stuff that matters," his brand of trolling does more damage than any number of flamers or blatant trolls could do.

    1. Re:TROLL! MOD GRANDPARENT POST DOWN! by ComaVN · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it's a lot more fun to read the replies than the goatse-grits-type trolls

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  113. After the stars by Decaff · · Score: 1

    Studies (take a look at the publications of Stephen Baxter) of the long-term future of the universe indicate that the period of star formation will be a short and totally insignificant part of the long period that the cosmos will remain habitable for life. During the eons ahead it will be black holes that provide the energy for life and civilisations.

  114. Re:Heh, you yanks can't handle the truth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Erm no, you won't have the same problems. Believe me. You won't have the excessive crime rates, the awful corporate domination, the laughably inept "democractic" system.

    Go and see some of the world, and then see how your views on America change.

  115. Re:Heh, you yanks can't handle the truth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was a killer response. People, keep posting the "God Bless America" and this on the end; there's always plenty of response and it's time the USA really saw how the world sees it.

  116. Why intelligent life may have been created... by vudufixit · · Score: 1

    Perhaps intelligent life has come about because only it can recognize and deal with the eventual "heat death" of the Universe. I wouldn't put it past us humans to come up with some way of reversing entropy.

  117. Faith? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I put my faith in God anyways. But just for people who are wondering..... the universe will be destroyed by heat (fire) and then IT WILL BE GONE! :-)

    The Bible says so!

  118. UK moved to US billions by davidmb · · Score: 1

    Someone might have to help me out on when it happened, but the official line is that we now use a thousand million when we talk of billions here in the UK.

  119. Re:Interesting, but I don't put much faith into it by Fascist+Christ · · Score: 1

    I'm not taking sides. I am just pointing out that you are implying that he has inferior intelligence because of his opinion. Just another case of the pot calling the kettle black. You are both prejudice, just on different levels. Don't take offence though, in my opinion everyone is prejudice to some extent.

    Kudos to him for attaching a name to his opinions.

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  120. Thermodynamics ..... by Sdrawcab · · Score: 1

    Thermodynamics simultaneously makes life possible and pointless. Reading about this shit always causes me to become very dpressed. Now, maybe you will be too. Damn, thats pretty good.