Resubmit the grant applications: 1. replace all occurrences of "global warming" with "terrorists" 2. replace all occurrences of "crops" with "WMD's" 3. replace all occurrences of "fisheries" with "offshore oil resources" 4. ??? 5. Profit
Now here's a question:
If the military distributed their binaries as part of the software controlling a missile. Would they have to include source code in the warhead?
As long as the military did not distribute their code externally then they would not have to give anything back. They may or may not choose to give something back at their own discretion.
What measures are in place to ensure the safe environmentally clean disposal of the tens of millions of soon to be useless analog TV's in your country?
You seem to have missed paying your yearly fee. Security forces will be arriving in five minutes. Would you be intersted in our $10000.00 quick reinstatement package.
Thank ((insert deity)) for the health agencies. The fact that SARS was controled as quickly as it was by quarantine was a major feather in their cap.
I do not find it ironic at all that so much effort is being put into research into SARS (or any other health matter) than HIV.
The point I was trying to make that it is ironic that this one experimental prevention vaccine for a disease that no one currently (officially) has. Has been imported into China and is being used on humans. People have been dying in multitudes from HIV for much longer than SARS has been around. Children born with HIV are being denied treatment because anti viral drugs (shown to be effective elswhere) have not been government approved. Importing them is illegal.
Slashdot Mirror
The Eaton Centre Mall was evacuated because a carton of milk went Moo!
Is half-life 2 the first life that we are supposed to get?
Resubmit the grant applications:
1. replace all occurrences of "global warming" with "terrorists"
2. replace all occurrences of "crops" with "WMD's"
3. replace all occurrences of "fisheries" with "offshore oil resources"
4. ???
5. Profit
EBay ad leads police to stolen snowboard
This is Canada.
Those aren't fruit flies.
They're black flies.
I am not a number. I am a free planet!
Does anyone have any good recipies for jellyfish and algae?
We need new laws to prevent such genetic polution. Farmers must be able to be confident that their crops are GMO Free if they choose to not use GMO's.
The $4000 cat is actually spyware.
Watch out when it walks on your keyboard.
I'm old enough to have filled in punch cards with a pencil. Does that count?
in real life, Mao believed that deflowering virgins would help him live longer
All I need now is a steady stream of corsage bearing virgins.
Just one question: What do I do with the flowers?
Actually I meant binaries not code.
Now here's a question:
If the military distributed their binaries as part of the software controlling a missile. Would they have to include source code in the warhead?
As long as the military did not distribute their code externally then they would not have to give anything back. They may or may not choose to give something back at their own discretion.
Already been done
What measures are in place to ensure the safe environmentally clean disposal of the tens of millions of soon to be useless analog TV's in your country?
You seem to have missed paying your yearly fee.
Security forces will be arriving in five minutes.
Would you be intersted in our $10000.00 quick reinstatement package.
Linux Starter Edition
Same price as full edition.
Same features as full edition.
Same amount of source as full edition.
Feel Good but Dirty
AOL
Terrorist suppliers cannot be allowed to sell the tools of evil with just one click.
The terrorist must always click twice.
Just wait...
Humor, artistic license
How much time will it take for to Slashdot be blocked?"
Slashdot is already blocked in China and India. Geeks are still productive overseas. This is the main reason for the offshore outsourcing frenzy.
How soon can Slashdot be blocked in North America.
Thank ((insert deity)) for the health agencies.
The fact that SARS was controled as quickly as it was by quarantine was a major feather in their cap.
I do not find it ironic at all that so much effort is being put into research into SARS (or any other health matter) than HIV.
The point I was trying to make that it is ironic that this one experimental prevention vaccine for a disease that no one currently (officially) has. Has been imported into China and is being used on humans. People have been dying in multitudes from HIV for much longer than SARS has been around. Children born with HIV are being denied treatment because anti viral drugs (shown to be effective elswhere) have not been government approved. Importing them is illegal.
Ok now that I have RTFA this is not a Chinese vaccine.
However, this does not dilute the irony.