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National Opt-Out Day Against Virtual Strip Searches

An anonymous reader writes in about a protest called for the busiest airline travel day of the year. "An activist opposed to the new invasive body scanners in use at airports around the country just designated Wednesday, Nov. 24 as a National Opt-Out Day. He's encouraging airline passengers to decline the TSA's technological strip searches en masse on that day as a protest against the scanners, as well as the new 'enhanced pat-downs' inflicted on refuseniks. 'The goal of National Opt-Out Day is to send a message to our lawmakers that we demand change,' reads the call to action at OptOutDay.com, set up by Brian Sodegren. 'No naked body scanners, no government-approved groping. We have a right to privacy, and buying a plane ticket should not mean that we're guilty until proven innocent.' The US Airline Pilots Association and other pilot groups have urged their members to avoid the scanners and have also condemned the new pat-down policy as humiliating to pilots. They've advised pilots who don't feel comfortable undergoing pat-downs in front of passengers to request they be conducted in a private room. Any pilots who don't feel comfortable after undergoing a pat-down have been encouraged to 'call in sick and remove themselves from the trip.'"

647 comments

  1. The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I wonder how well this would've gone over in October 2001. We haven't had a genuine terror attack in a long time, so people start getting indignant about security again. Do we really need to have another international calamity for us to start respecting laws that were put in place to keep us safe?

    1. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Please provide a list of all terrorists caught by TSA to date. Thanks.

    2. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by kobotronic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Keeping what safe? A gaggle of meekly surrendering sheep, or a nation of free people?

    3. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One will probably be manufactured...

      There's so much money in fear.

    4. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 5, Interesting

      As soon as you provide a list of terrorists discouraged from boarding planes in the first place because of elevated security policies.

    5. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how well this would've gone over in October 2001. We haven't had a genuine terror attack in a long time, so people start getting indignant about security again. Do we really need to have another international calamity for us to start respecting laws that were put in place to keep us safe?

      Shut up citiz... slave and get in the line! We are only protecting you from yourself!

    6. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Not quite as much money as in liberal cynicism.

    7. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 1

      We have policy discussions to find a balance between the two. Which protects us better and is more fair: electronically 'strip-searching' everybody or doing random checks? I would rather have everyone scanned and be able to have likely culprits scanned as well than pull aside the would-be offenders and have them scream civil liberties bloody murder.

    8. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think its the lack of a terrorist attack as much as the utter uselessness of this technology relative to the risk of attack. I think people are tired of being treated like criminals just because they want to take their family on vacation. I think people of tired of having their children treated like criminals and then having to explain to them why it's okay for the government to touch them inappropriately. Furthermore, if we were serious about security we wouldn't be so lax about it everywhere else. In October 2001 you couldn't cross a bridge or tunnel into NYC by truck without having the contents of the truck searched by police. I can't remember the last time I saw one truck stopped traversing a river crossing. I guess the threat of dirty bombs just magically went away, right? Terrorists only care about airplanes I suppose. I ride the commuter rail and subway every day. Do you know how many times I've seen even one cop on a rail platform in the 4 years I've been commuting? ZERO. There are times in Penn Station that the subway platform is lined with cops. Do you know what they do? They poke their head into the subway car, look both ways, and then back away and it proceeds to the next stop. That's security? This country is a fucking joke when it comes to security yet for some reason the airport is treated like the holy grail. If we don't give up our rights and dignity a great calamity will befall us. Give me a fucking break. I'll take my chances getting on a plane with just a metal detector. If it's my time to go, then it's my time to go.

    9. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by gantzm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm willing to bet that list is smaller than the list of terrorists who didn't get on a plain for fear of having their ass kicked by Joe Public when they attempt something.

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    10. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, call them citizens, heck even give them a vote. It'll give them the illusion of choice and keep them happy for a bit. It's not like it changes anything

    11. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Gouyoku · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Who is making money on not installing body scanners at the airports ?
      Who is making money on not installing cameras everywhere ?
      Who is making money on not waging wars ?

    12. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Please provide a list of all terrorists caught by TSA to date. Thanks.

      There have been several people who boarded planes with live bombs who were NOT caught. To most people, this would seem to mean the TSA needs to be MORE thorough, not less.

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    13. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that slashdot moderators lean very heavily to the left. The way they mod down my comments simply because they don't agree with them borders on censorship. I'm not provoking anyone, I'm not saying things that devalue conversation, I'm simply expressing my opinion. Expressing ideas that you don't agree with do not amount to flaming and trolling.

    14. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Hi, I'm an Aviation Security Professional. It's my job to make morons like you safe, this shit does not fix the vulnerabilities the international aviation transportation system has and wastes my time and yours when idiot bureaucrats enforce this reactive bullshit on us.

    15. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by selven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Discouraged from boarding planes and encouraged to bomb subways. Bombing subways can in fact be even more harmful since it can disable an entire subway line until the damage to the subway can be fixed and the train removed. And with the high volume of traffic that subways get, any kind of security (beyond fare control) is impractical. Given this, protecting planes seems like reinforcing the door with steel while the windows are open.

    16. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Kilrah_il · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Although I am against the full-body scanner and more "intimate" pat-downs, your argument does nothing to strengthen our case. Suppose that on Sep. 8th, 2001 a new directive would have gone out telling all the pilots to lock the cockpit door at all times (during the flight, obviously). Would any terrorist be caught by such a measure? Would we see any benefit from it directly? Would people raise hell over it?* OTOH, in retrospect, we know that such a directive would have prevented a major terrorist attack that still affects our life today.
      Who is more of a hero, the person who catches a terrorist in the middle of an attack (AKA Rambo) or the unknown official that wrote directives that prevented the terrorist attack in the first place? Or to put it differently: Smart is someone who gets out of trouble; Wise is someone who does not get into trouble in the first place.
      I know, if we give up freedom for temporary security, etc. etc... And I agree with that sentiment, I just don't agree that "list of terrorists caught by TSA to date" is a useful endpoint.

      * - BTW, the answers to these questions are no, no and yes, respectively.

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    17. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      People are already screaming civil liberties bloody murder. Except this way there will be naked pictures of everyone involved. Yay!

    18. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

      People, just because you do not agree with a post, does not mean it is Flamebait. On the contrary, while I do not completely agree with the parent's post, he does have a point: The new regulations would have been approved much easily on October 2001.
      Remember, while we love to hate the TSA, they have a terrible job: If something happens, then they did not do enough and someone gets the boot; If nothing happens, then they harass the passengers needlessly. It's a lose-lose situation.

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    19. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Keeping what safe? A gaggle of meekly surrendering sheep, or a nation of free people?

      It's flock you insensitive clod.

    20. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by martas · · Score: 1

      that is the stupidest argument i have or will ever hear in my entire life. scared people do irrational things. they let incorrect things be done. greedy people take advantage of this. 'laws' that were created by these greedy people shouldn't be respected, they should be torn out of the books and shat on, then burned, then force-fed to the people who passed them in the first place. oh, and to you.

    21. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hello. I have no fear of terrorists whatsoever. The country I live in have never been a target of terrorists.
      We also do not make war on other contries, that might have something to do with it.

      In about 10-20 years there will be people in Iraq and Afghanistan who saw their friends/parents/family killed by foreign soldiers. Many of them will want revenge, some of them will be willing to die for it.

      I think the best way to protect oneself against terrorists is not to create them in the first place.

      Hope this helps.

    22. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that slashdot moderators lean very heavily to the left. The way they mod down my comments simply because they don't agree with them borders on censorship. I'm not provoking anyone, I'm not saying things that devalue conversation, I'm simply expressing my opinion. Expressing ideas that you don't agree with do not amount to flaming and trolling.

      Not wanting to be groped or virtually stripped search (or have the same happen to your children) is not a left-right issue. I imagine you are being modded down because you are either (1) a shill (in fact, paid shills often post stuff like your posts to internet discussion sites) or (2) a useful idiot.

      Please, take your fear-mongering elsewhere and leave the intelligent discussions to the adults.

    23. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 1

      Thank you, I appreciate it. You're right, no one wants to be harassed needlessly, but the bombs sent in packages on election day make it abundantly clear that al Qaeda is still looking for vulnerabilities in our system. It would be a huge mistake for us to become lax in our enforcement.

    24. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Keeping what safe? A gaggle of meekly surrendering sheep, or a nation of free people?

      I'd feel a lot safer if every passenger was given a sap or a combat knife and instructed to deal with any terrorist by everyone rushing them at once. Of course that doesn't follow the pattern of passively waiting for government to rescue you which is why no media outlet or authority figure is ever going to promote it. So punches and kicks it is then.

    25. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 1

      I believe what truly created the environment of American resentment in Iraq and Afghanistan was our abandonment of both countries after the Iran/Iraq wars and the Afghanistan/Russia sovereignty conflict in the 80s. This created poverty and despair, which in turn lead to extremism.

    26. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 1

      Vitriol isn't going to keep our country safe from attack. the only things that can are sound policy decisions free from the debasement of emotion...

    27. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by digitig · · Score: 1

      The issue isn't whether security is needed. The issue is what security is proportionate and effective.

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    28. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello. You are naive (at best).

    29. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every western country who fights for equal rights, open debate about religion, freedom of speech - is a target, just because your country hasn't been on the receiving end doesn't mean your being a good boy or girl by keeping your head down, its because you aren't the biggest target on the to do list.

    30. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If they're terrorists they should be arrested, not "refused permission to fly".

      It shows the system is bullshit. Strip-searching or groping all passengers offends millions for very little if any gain. If the terrorists were discouraged from boarding planes with bombs, they haven't stopped being terrorists and they will find some other way to cause terror.

      The problem is the existence of the terrorists. The police, FBI need to be looking for and catching them before they blow up shit. Strip searching everybody at the point of entry to a plane will only cause the terrorist to move their attack to something else. Traditional police and FBI work is geared toward finding the terrorist no matter what their plot is, while the TSA's "enhanced" pat-downs and full body viewing of passengers works only against a single plot, and the terrorists know it. The passengers know that terrorists may want to destroy the plane, so the passengers will fight back. The terrorists know this too.

      As Bruce Schneier said, the only useful airline security innovation since 9/11 was the reinforcement of cockpit doors.

    31. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      People tire of invasive security methods? I never even stood for it to begin with. I've never travelled where it's enforced to such a degree as described here. I wanted to go to the US at one point in my life, keep it up and I'll never go.

    32. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Some guy putting his hands on my dick is not making us safer.

      You mite enjoy that kind of violation by some random can't get a job at the home depot guy. The rest of use what to choose who does the dick touching.

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    33. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I believe what truly created the environment of American resentment in Iraq and Afghanistan was our abandonment of both countries after the Iran/Iraq wars and the Afghanistan/Russia sovereignty conflict in the 80s. This created poverty and despair, which in turn lead to extremism.

      I always assumed it was the way we like to use our secret agencies to overthrow democratically elected leaders and replace them with dictators favorable to our interests, something the USA has a *long* history of repeatedly doing especially in the Middle East but also in South America and elsewhere. But no, they hate us for our freedoms, yeah, cuz we feel noble and innocent when we say that.

    34. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You're correct. That it what it would meant to _most_ people.

      To _rational_ people, it means the TSA approach is not working, We should try something else, like psychological screening. Israel uses it with relatively great results. I have no problem answering a few questions about where I was and where I'm going

      http://www.japantoday.com/category/commentary/view/psychology-not-just-technology-needed-for-airport-security

    35. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 1, Informative

      An 'adult' would recognize the value of safety policies when it cost almost 3000 Americans their lives. And don't kid yourself; this IS a left-right issue, if only for question of timing. Bush put in place these policies and the left has been using them to their political advantage ever since. If Obama or Clinton were in office in 2001 they would have done the same thing and the right would have had a field day with it too. We can call each other names all day long but when it comes down to the hard reality of saving lives we rely on policymakers to make the best decisions. And they have performed admirably.

    36. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 0, Troll

      Then we should work on protecting subways too, though I admit this will be an uphill battle.

    37. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Opie812 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here's one: replace "random" searches with "searches of people most likely to be terrorists".

      Heaven forbid!

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      I'm not a nerd. Nerds are smart.
    38. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 1

      See, THIS is the kind of thing I like to see...rational solutions. I have no desire to see anyone groped, but unless viable alternatives are in place it's the best we have.

    39. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, because _that's what they tell us_, moron!

    40. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Our support for Israel has generated lots of resentment in the Muslim world.

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    41. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by h00manist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm willing to bet there are no terrorists whatsoever, this is all just mass hysteria, induced by opportunistic politics, grabbing of attention and votes, selling tons of security equipment, services, jobs, contracts, news, etc. And much of the world is just laughing or terrified of the dangers of the spiraling growth of such mass insanity, based on mass fear, encouraging state violence, the erosion of rights, and reactionary, aggressive politcs on all levels and numerous countries. I left the US, and although I miss many things, the news often reminds me I am relieved to be far from this utter madness.

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    42. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by grumling · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, there's the attitude that leads to us "morons" having to get felt up and strip searched just to go home for Thanksgiving.

      Fuck you. I may not like dealing with my customers, but I at least realize they indirectly pay my salary and have some fucking respect, even for the less knowledgeable of them.

      --
      "Well, good luck finding a judge that doesn't run a bestiality site."
    43. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by MRe_nl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "We haven't had a genuine terror attack in a long time".
      A genuine terror attack is one that fills you with terror. It has very little to do with the convictions of the perpetrator.
      There's no such thing as a "terrorist".
      Not a single one on the planet.
      Terrorism is a stratagem, not a political philosophy.
      It's like calling the WW II Germans "Blitzkriegers", or the Americans "Amphibians".

      "respecting laws that were put in place to keep us safe"?
      But what if I think these laws address the wrong issue's, and only serve to create an illusion of safety against an ill-defined opponent?

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    44. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes. They have another word for that; it's also known as "racial profiling."

    45. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by 101percent · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Thought crime?

    46. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      This created poverty and despair, which in turn lead to extremism.

      Yeah, the place was paradise before all that, right? Our hand picked dictators were such little angels. I'm not impressed with your astroturfing of propaganda. Though others are taking you seriously, which is unfortunate, I can't. You sound like some kind of "minister of truth" in the face of a public that is just starting to see through the lies and government power grab.

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    47. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by hibiki_r · · Score: 1

      Today, no terrorist would be able to repeat 9/11, because no pilot, crew or passenger would allow a hijacker to control a plane: The best a team of terrorists can get is to blow up the plane in the air.

      So what you are really risking is the loss of less people than we lose to traffic accidents any given week, all in exchange of a bunch of money, a loss of privacy, and a lot of lost time. Would you lower every road's speed limit to 30mph to save deaths in the country's highways?

      If the new scanners saved one plane every year (which they don't, since we don't get anywhere near one hijacking a year today) I'd still be against the scanners anyway. With not one blown airplane since 9/11 on US airspace, choosing anything else is being so ridiculously risk averse, you might as well never leave your home.

    48. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Impractical? It's certainly possible, although irritating. In Shanghai they've got x-ray machines and handheld scanners for bags on the subway.

    49. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      Ah, cool... Now we know where you're coming from. Liberal "permissiveness" is evil..

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    50. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by h00manist · · Score: 1

      War is for profit, it's just business. It is planned that way. It has a cost in blood, but that's not relevant. That people are killed or disturbed or dedicate their lives to heroism, country, courage, revenge, anger, madness or family has no relevance to the numbers on the bottom line.

      The world economy is now in and out of crisis. I'm positive it will only get worse. The money-based labor and product society is becoming obsolete, it was once useful, but has been trouble for a while. The true enemy is the money-based society, and it infiltrates everyone's daily life, work, relations, and thoughts, on all sides of the erroneously-placed battle lines.

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    51. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by naz404 · · Score: 1

      Why don't you Americans just file a class-action suit against the TSA for sexual harassment?

      Both the naked photography and "enhanced patdowns" are ridiculously invasive. What they're doing is useless, absurd and completely unacceptable.

      What's wrong with the USA? By allowing this to happen and continuing to allow it, you guys are allowing the terrorists to win: Mission accomplished, you guys are living in terror.

      Start a country-wide movement, get major media coverage and support. Stop this madness.

    52. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Tordre · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey it doesn't have to be by race, they could also do it by lets say beards, search everyone with a facial hair covering some part of their lower face. or everyone wearing hats, there are more ways to profile for terrorists than just race.

    53. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      I mod here frequently, and although I tend to have a right/libertarian streak, I try my best to mod based purely on the merits of the comment - does it offer insight or information I didn't have before? Does it pose an interesting perspective I hadn't considered before? Or is it designed to elicit a certain aggressive response? If it is the latter, it falls into the flamebait/troll category. I seldom give those mods, since I think that adults should be able to ignore such bait, and I prefer not censoring others. Yes, lots of mods here award points as political agree/disagree popularity points, and I agree that the sentiments here tend to lean left. Keep in mind, this is an international group, and politics outside the US tend to lean in the direction we would call left, and they would call center, and that despite all that, most mods are pretty fair.

      That said, I can understand why a) you got modded that way, and b) why you think it was unjust. I'm pretty sure that you were voicing your true opinion, but you did so in a way that mimics the tactics of someone trolling the forum for angry responses. You may have gotten the flamebait mod from someone who disagrees with you, but more likely you got it from a mod who thought you were trying to yank someone's chain.

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    54. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by countertrolling · · Score: 0, Troll

      ...sound policy decisions free from the debasement of emotion...

      Like the patriot act... Actually you're right. It was a cold calculated act that had been planned for years, but that a rational public would never allow. So let's make them irrational, and they'll accept anything we tell them.

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    55. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by martas · · Score: 1

      Agreed - and do you call public, mandatory pornography a sound policy decision, in the complete absence of any independently funded, unbiased studies indicating benefit from said policies in reducing risk of *spooky voice* terrorism?

    56. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Erikderzweite · · Score: 1

      >Would people raise hell over it?
      No, because it won't annoy the people. Pilots? Maybe, but not passengers. Ok, some politics would cry foul about how the USA is copying old USSR flying security rules (which the USA ultimately did) but that's about it.
      If this measure would be combined with less annoyances at the airports it would be outright welcomed by most people who fly regularly.
      >Would any terrorist be caught by such a measure?
      No, such measure would just render plane attacks useless which is exactly the point.

    57. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 1

      It's only 'propaganda' if you don't agree with it; otherwise it's just telling it like it is, right? Somebody has to stand up for the actions of people who had our best interests at heart when they created these laws. I don't have time to research your assertions, but the fact is we more or less ignored Afghanistan until September 11th happened. I call bullshit on you.

    58. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by martas · · Score: 1

      by the way, sorry for being a dick earlier. i strongly disagree with you (very strongly. ok, VERY strongly), but i shouldn't have resorted to schoolyard insults. i apologize.

    59. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by naz404 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Congratulations, America.

      Osama Bin Laden has won.

      Read the ridiculous treatment of this upstanding citizen who stood up to the TSA. He wrote a very interesting account of the abuse the TSA is doing.

      An excerpt: 'I looked him straight in the eye and said, "if you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested."'

    60. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love how you spell short words wrong while blasting someone else for being too stupid to work at Home Depot.

    61. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by camperdave · · Score: 1

      The 9-11 hijackers were trained how to fly the planes. That takes money and time. If you've got money and time you can train pilots... AND BUY A PLANE. You could fly out of some rinky-dink private airport in Rock-Pile Arkansas and wreak the same havoc as the 9-11 attacks without getting within a mile of a scanner, x-ray or otherwise.

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    62. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Remember, while we love to hate the TSA, they have a terrible job: If something happens, then they did not do enough and someone gets the boot; If nothing happens, then they harass the passengers needlessly. It's a lose-lose situation.

      So the fuckers are losers -- all the more reason to stop this horseshit.

      I am reminded of a magazine article years ago about the ten worst jobs. One had a picture of a guy sniffing people's armpits to judge the efficacy of deodorants.

      I'm in my late 60s. If some jerk has so little self esteem that he has to take a job groping me, let him have at it. (He's right down there with telemarketers.) I hope he feels dirty as hell when he gets home at night and wants to play with his wife.

    63. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by h00manist · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I can really visualize people in places who don't speak English, have no idea where the US is, have little education or food or water, thinking "I'm going to combat equal rights and freedom of speech. The United States stands for that. So I'll start my war against them. That's the best use of my time. That's the future for my people and family. Combat freedom of speech. When speech is gone, then we will have food." And I'm sure it is just a coincidence these people sit on the largest oil reserves of the world. Don't be naive, no government represents people, they represent business. People are only important as supplies for business needs -- of ideas, labor, buyers, suppliers of voters or soldiers, confirmations of lies.

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    64. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So they take their hats off and shave off their beards. In fact, I clearly remember hearing that the September 11 hijackers shaved before they boarded the planes...

    65. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 3, Interesting

      people start getting indignant about security again

      People aren't indigant over security - They're indignant over "security theatre," with billions spent for questionable returns.

      For me, the big deal is not that some poor security guard has to look at my fat gut or grope my privates. For me, the issue is that this is a *tremendous* waste of money for little return - Money that desperately needs to be spent elsewhere. The days of terrorists smuggling explosives onto planes on their body is over. The recent "Yemen" incident points to this - The threat to airlines is the same issue that security experts have been telling us about for 20 years: Air freight. If you're on a plane, chances are you've been screened 100X more than what may be in the cargo hold under your feet. These nude-o-scopes do nothing to address that. However, addressing the issue of air freight is very complex and expensive and doesn't easily demonstrate to Ma and Pa Kettle that goshdarnit, the government's doing something - Whereas visibly putting a brown man in a turban into a scanning phonebooth thingamajiggy does.

      Finally, if you *are* legitimately concerned about items being smuggled onto a plane on a passenger's person, you only need to talk to a prison guard or Israeli security expert to learn how useless these nude-o-scopes are, as they don't look *inside* the body, which is where most contraband is hidden these days anyway.

    66. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 1

      Ha. We can't call this one "trolling" or "flamebait," so we'll call it "offtopic." There are loopholes in everything...

    67. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      the US is just an easy scapegoat. islam cannot survive, in its current form, in the modern world. THIS is the elephant in the room. its not the US or the west or how badly 'the west treats the middle east'.

      its about how islam is weak at its base and just cannot adapt to a moving modern world.

      see their excuse for what it is: a scapegoat. cowardly because they refuse to accept the fact that their religion is what keeps them back. they are conflicted: the benefits that the west give them yet they are told the west is evil and must be converted or destroyed. of course being taught that doublethink will drive you mad. its understandable, actually.

      you do hear a lot of 'well, if the US had not done this or that to arab countries...' - but its just a scapegoat. at what point do you take responsibility for your own bad leaders and stop blaming everyone else?

      of course, in the US we have our own smaller version of 'bad leaders' and we can't seem to sheik ours off us, either.

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    68. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 1

      Apology accepted. I have no desire to provoke people, except in the case it causes them to challenge their previously-accepted notions. If I can do that, I'm happy.

    69. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      scapegoat alert.

      easy excuse but its bullshit. the muslims can't even get along with themselves; they don't need to (and should not be) blaming others when they need to fix major problems in their own culture.

      its just too easy to blame 'the outside'. their leaders use this excuse to their own people but we're supposed to be more enlightened in the west and more free in our thoughts. why, then, do we also fall for the obviously-bogus exuse of 'its all israel and the jews' faults!' ?

      muslims have been taught to hate jews. its somewhat like southerners back 100 years ago in US history. we know race hatred in the US. just think of this when you hear about arab countries blaming 'the infidels'. its just another version of scapegoating just like the deep south did in the US.

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    70. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I carry a magic yeti-repelling stone around with me. I haven't seen a yeti in years so that proves it works!

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    71. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Maeslin · · Score: 1

      Technically speaking, we're not his customers. We`re just cargo. His customers would be the airlines and/or aircraft companies. That is of course if he is what he claims to be.

    72. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Kilrah_il · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree that there are more troublesome procedures than "locking the door", but it was just an example for something that does not appear to have any direct benefit, can annoy (some) people and only with the knowledge we have now do we understand its importance. I was just illustrating the point that the OP's request for a "list of terrorist captured by the TSA" is not a useful benchmark for the effectiveness of a procedure, because, as you pointed out, the "lock the door" directive is very helpful while not catching any terrorist.

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    73. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Muslim will always resent non muslims. It doesn't matter what we do. Trying to win their hearts is a lost battle.

    74. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How will anything they're currently doing prevent somebody stuffing their rectum with C4 and boarding an aircraft?

      Seems to me like they're really training the population to get used to government invasions of their intimacy.

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    75. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      Just no arguing with an adolescent political fanboi.. You just call it as you're told. I see no critical thought from you at all. The only question is if you're really that innocent, or if you're actively trying to fool people.

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    76. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

      You should really try to understand the meaning of "lose-lose situation". It does not mean that the person working there is a loser. And I wasn't talking about the minimum-wage person working at the boarding gates, but about the people at the head of the TSA that need to both protect the people whilst not disturbing them in the least. How's that for a nice balancing act?

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    77. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by morari · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Flamebait, seriously? This is the only logical comment I've read so far!

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    78. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 1

      How about a former liberal who used to watch Michael Moore movies and talk at coffee shops who accepted everything he was told because it was an expedient way to vent his frustrations at the time. I grew up, I started reading and I started being more positive and appreciative of the luxuries my country affords me...and started seeing the holes in the arguments of the left. I believe it's better to act the best and most responsible way we can, rather than to do nothing in fear of upsetting people. I'm all for improvement...but I'm against abandonment. Same holds true of my feelings about Iraq and Afghanistan.

    79. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by forand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I general I agree with what you say and your point make sense. However, your analogy is not apt. You do not catch anyone by locking a cockpit door, but the claim is that pat downs WILL/do. Thus asking the TSA to quantify the voracity of this statement seems very sensible as it is certainly quantifiable. If your point is that this will discourage people from taking any such action instead of stoping such action then I fail to see how where the end point of such a line of argument. If those in power assert that this stops terrorist acts and we blindly accept those assertions then we get what we deserve. But I would prefer to sacrifice a little safety on a plane for a great bit of personal freedom on the ground.

    80. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by smpoole7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Uselessness of the technology relative to the risk of attack ..." you got it. Well said, and someone mod this guy to +7.

      One problem is that the government has to do something to appear proactive. The second problem, though, is that it's limited

      1. By intelligence -- most government drones aren't the brightest lights, and politicians are even worse (background concept: imagine that we've placed the guy who thinks the Internet is "a series of tubes" in charge of security). (Or here's a better one, ideal for Slashdot readers: we've put the US Patent office, who can't even decide whether clicking a Web link is a "new and unique invention," in charge of it.)

      2. By thousands of restrictions on what it CAN do -- for example, profiling is out, selecting "likely" passengers to be dangerous based on statistics, etc., etc.

      My wife works for the government, and we don't know whether to laugh or cry. Every time there's an incident (shoe bomber, underwear bomber, or the most recent, the toner attempt), they go into Code Orange. They have a guy watch me as I wait for her out front at the end of each day (she's unable to drive due to her vision), even though they know me. Why? Because he was Told To Do So(sm). They are Taking Steps(r). They are proving that they are Serious About The Terrorist Threat(c).

      (I've often said that, if the government bureau-crazy really had its way, they could stamp out terrorism overnight: they'd simply choke it with paperwork. "Before you may crash this plane into that stadium, you must fill out these forms assessing the environmental impact ...")

      Better yet, whenever we go to Code Orange, security carefully checks credentials at the employee's entrance.

      At the EMPLOYEE'S entrance. Even though they recognize each other. "Good morning, sweetie! How's your husband?" "Just fine" [hands over id card, puts purse on belt to go through the scanner] ...

      Meanwhile, a milling mass of ordinary citizens wraps around the block, waiting in line at the public entrance, some wearing backpacks and carrying large suitcases .. . .. but no one dares do more than a cursory check of these folks, because they'll start screaming and next thing you know, you'll have An Incident(tm) that makes the news.

      There you go. A Crisis occurs, government hurls paperwork, makework and completely (and inexplicably) ineffective procedures in place to give the APPEARANCE that they're doing something. They're the drunk who looks for his keys a block away from where he dropped them because "the light is better" -- writ large.

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    81. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by ktappe · · Score: 2, Informative

      I wonder how well this would've gone over in October 2001. We haven't had a genuine terror attack in a long time, so people start getting indignant about security again. Do we really need to have another international calamity for us to start respecting laws that were put in place to keep us safe?

      Do you know anything at all about 9/11? The hijackers did not carry their weapons (boxcutters) through airport security. Someone (whose identity has never been determined) smuggled the boxcutters onto the planes for them. So these scans and patdowns would not have helped AT ALL. Learn some history before you start taking my freedoms away from me.

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    82. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by russotto · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You're right, no one wants to be harassed needlessly, but the bombs sent in packages on election day make it abundantly clear that al Qaeda is still looking for vulnerabilities in our system. It would be a huge mistake for us to become lax in our enforcement.

      How about instead of restricting and violating our own citizens over this, we go out and find al Queda wherever they happen to be, and kill them all? I mean, supposedly the US is this horrible imperialistic country which thinks nothing of killing poor innocent foreign civilians... how about we start taking advantage of that? Quit tiptoeing around the Pakistani government and send the entire US army into the border area with an ROE of "shoot anything that moves that ain't ours". If there's caves, fill 'em with poison gas (remember supposedly the US violates the Geneva conventions all the time ANYWAY). If there's objections from the Pakistani government, nuke Karachi. Same for anywhere else terrorists might be hanging out, and that includes Saudi Arabia, Iran and Syria.

      No? There are some things that the US government shouldn't do, even for the laudable goal of stopping terrorist attacks? Well, then perhaps invasive airport security scans are one of them too.

    83. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by ktappe · · Score: 1

      Although I am against the full-body scanner and more "intimate" pat-downs, your argument does nothing to strengthen our case. Suppose that on Sep. 8th, 2001 a new directive would have gone out telling all the pilots to lock the cockpit door at all times (during the flight, obviously). Would any terrorist be caught by such a measure? Would we see any benefit from it directly?

      Just because one additional security measure is sensible does not mean all additional security measures are sensible. Fallacy of logic.

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    84. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Have you traveled in Israel? The security procedure works perfectly (so far), but it requires at least 45 minutes more than the US system and would cost a lot more. The questions are also extremely probing and personal.

      If you can't handle the thought of someone seeing you nude, then I'd fully support having the option of an Israeli-style interrogation. I have a feeling you'll feel a lot more "invaded" after the interrogation than the body scan, though. You'll forget the body scan in a few minutes, but you'll never forget your travel through Israel.

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    85. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 1

      Someone (whose identity has never been determined) smuggled the boxcutters onto the planes for them.

      And presumably they had to go through airport security as well? Security measures are designed to be comprehensive; they're not to specifically counteract the exact procedures that made the attack possible. If everyone gets scanned, including your non-determined friend, then presumably we'd find something like that.

    86. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People would have raised hell at a directive that cockpit doors be locked? Nonsense. Its not 20/20 hindsight to say that cockpits should be secured -- they were insecure because locked, reinforced doors are more expensive than unlocked, flimsy doors. The Airlines and their unknown, bean counting officials were the hold-up, not the risk of public outcry.

      You sound exactly like the Bush Admin. "Nobody every thought that planes could be used as weapons" crowd (WWII, anyone?)

    87. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by horigath · · Score: 1

      Well, before 1978 Afghanistan was a monarchy slowly moving towards emancipation in spurts and stops, with world powers rewarding its growth and neutrality by helping the nation to experience some of the modern conveniences of the West. In 1978 a flawed revolution seized power that was nonetheless very committed to equal rights for women, continued policies of available education, etc. Of course, the revolution was tied up in international Cold War politics but without those influences and the decade of strife that they inflicted on the country it might have been described as a place that was clumsily moving in a positive direction. Had the US and USSR encouraged that sort of development instead of helping Afghans to kill each other, things might have looked considerably different by 2001.

      Iraq has a very different history, being established by the British colonial machine following WWI, a previous generation of international nationalist conflict.

    88. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 1

      supposedly the US is this horrible imperialistic country which thinks nothing of killing poor innocent foreign civilians...

      I'm wondering who you're getting your information from. In any case, your ideas would probably lead to our expulsion from NATO and the UN, and would effectively cause the rest of the world to treat us like North Korea.

    89. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Every few years, the government pushes something along until the people won't have it anymore. We're not quite there yet, but I think it's getting close, and while threatening to have arrested a TSA officer who is clearly legally empowered to perform the pat-down is a bit much, the principle expressed here is more important, and I'm glad to see it being carried out to such a wide degree.

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    90. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello, that's the same list: "".

    91. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      They are prepared, after the shoe-bomber people had to remove their shoes, after your ass-bomber they'll be hiring people with extra-long middle fingers.

    92. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Servaas · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I can really visualize people in places who don't speak English, have no idea where the US is, have little education or food or water, thinking "I'm going to combat equal rights and freedom of speech. The United States stands for that. So I'll start my war against them. That's the best use of my time. That's the future for my people and family. Combat freedom of speech. When speech is gone, then we will have food."

      Could I interest you in this flyer, it shows you how to get money and food - since you know little to nothing let me tell you about these insolent swine's in a place called America. And don't worry your family will be provided for!

    93. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Right, and they could cram the explosives up their ass as well. At some point you have to admit that there's no way of making things 100% secure. The scanners and procedures in place aren't going to detect ass based explosives.

    94. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "There's not much money in the Revenge business."

      Inigo Montoya

    95. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by harrytuttle777 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      For my job, once I was charged with putting together war game scenarios. In one imaginary game I created, I had a 'terrorist' group completely controlled by another 'imaginary country'. In the situation, the terrorist group destroyed a target of supreme U.S. importance. Our country spent the next 10 years fighting this 'terrorist' group. In the process we virtually bankrupted the country, and eroded all the freedoms that we were supposedly fighting for. In the end it was revealed who the real country controlling the terrorist group was. However at that point the imaginary country in question had just had 10 years of incredible economic and technological expansion. It was literally too strong to fight. The scenario planned to be kind of like the "Kobayashi Maru" scenario in Star Trek 2 the wrath of Kahn, where our little ship puts up a last ditch noble fight in the face of sure death in the hands of overwhelming odds.

      However, at the time my superiors decided that my scenario was too unrealistic. Instead we had to keep fighting the imaginary terrorist organization.

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    96. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by cetialphav · · Score: 1

      at what point do you take responsibility for your own bad leaders and stop blaming everyone else?

      That is a good point. The Arab world has been hampered by their own poor leadership. One of Al Qaeda's points, though, is that the incompetent, corrupt leaders have been put in place and supported by the West. This is not the whole story, of course, but they have a point. The West often supports poor leaders who seem willing to work with them. It becomes difficult for a competent leader to get a foothold when the local government is supported by wealth foreign powers. This is the whole basis for Al Qaeda's fight against the West. They feel that without foreign backing they could overthrow the corrupt leadership and install good leadership.

      It is easy to see how this argument can win a lot of hearts and minds in the Muslim world. I think it is obvious to most of us that the oppressive religious culture that Al Qaeda wants is even worse than a corrupt, modern dictator, but that is not how religious zealots see things. You see similar rhetoric from the religious conservatives in the US.

    97. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by hedwards · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's not bullshit. The Israeli government is currently committing several war crimes. For instance they've been pillaging Palestinian lands for resources and building in areas owned by the Palestinian authority.

      Israel would have more standing to complain about the terrorism if they weren't themselves engaged in crimes against humanity.

    98. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Please provide a list of all terrorists caught by TSA to date. Thanks.

      The UK head of Terror. That's all I know offhand.

    99. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Surt · · Score: 1

      If they did, and it was one terrorist who otherwise would have successfully brought down one plane, would you then vote this measure up or down?

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    100. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by cetialphav · · Score: 1

      If we don't give up our rights and dignity a great calamity will befall us. Give me a fucking break. I'll take my chances getting on a plane with just a metal detector. If it's my time to go, then it's my time to go.

      I completely agree with this and think that less security would actually be a much better thing. We, however, appear to be in the minority. Immediately after 9/11, the major question was "Why didn't we stop it?". This always made me cringe because it presumes that our government is positioning itself to prevent crimes. In a democracy, the government will respond to people's expectations and if people expect the government to stop crimes before they happen, the government will put on a show. Effectiveness doesn't matter. This is why right after 9/11 you had national guardsmen standing around in airports with automatic weapons but no ammunition. They have no real power, but it looks good.

      The security that we have now is spread so thin trying to stop all sorts of absurd attacks (oh, maybe someone can use a 2 inch pocket knife to kill hundreds on a plane), that they really can only stop certain narrow attacks. Huge swaths of our public infrastructure are left completely unprotected because all of the money goes into a few special cases. Eliminating much of the useless stuff would allow a smaller security force to be more nimble and effective.

    101. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to know something that is VERY important. In the 70's and 80's pilots carried their own guns onto planes for their safety and the safety of the crew and passengers. It was the government who came in and disallowed this.

      Imagine if all pilots had their own defense on 9/11, things would have been VERY different.

      It was the government that made it much easier for 9/11 occur, and its the government that is overstepping its rules (ever heard of the Constitution) in reaction to it.

      The only real way to end the scanners, and all other over-stepped powers would be to stop funding the monster....but thats another thread...

    102. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by cetialphav · · Score: 1

      Better yet, whenever we go to Code Orange, security carefully checks credentials at the employee's entrance.

      At many government buildings in DC, you have to present an ID to be allowed in. It seems to escape everyone's logic that this does nothing to help security. Just because the state of Texas has given me a card with my name and picture on it that says I am allowed to drive does not mean that I am trustworthy. They don't check my name against a list or enter it into a database for data mining. So what the heck is the point? I guess it employs a few guards which helps the unemployment numbers, though.

    103. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check your rhetoric. *Building* is now a crime against humanity?

    104. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Surt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but technically that meant he went to hell (even according to his own worldview) so there's definitely a hurdle there, you need someone religious enough to commit suicide, yet willing to go to hell for their political views.

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    105. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you even read my post? I'm on your side! I meant morons who think that all the security mechanisms which are put in place are actually effective!

    106. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Surt · · Score: 1

      Actually, in terms of hard numbers, there are far better ways they could have spent the same amount of money, but this is the way that makes people FEEL safer.

      If it's admirable for your leadership to target feelings rather than risks, please let me opt out of your organization.

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    107. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Surt · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between being able to afford flight training and a plane, and being able to afford a 747 class plane. It's in the ballpark of two-three zeros!

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    108. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Opie812 · · Score: 1

      Let's face the facts that people primarily likely to be terrorists - these days - are young muslim males.

      There is absolutely nothing racist about that. It's simply fact. The racist part is when you start asking the 'why' questions....and answering them un-intelligently.

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    109. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Surt · · Score: 1

      The terrorist definition is usually attached to warfarers who intentionally target civilian targets, in an effort to promote fear (terror), with the hope that said fear will cause the target to come to the bargaining table.

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    110. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Surt · · Score: 1

      And how many terror attacks were there in North Korea in the last decade?

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    111. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by ShnowDoggie · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you. And I will one up you - TSA continues to show they are the ones with no logic, no cost benefit, and possibly a lack of integrerity. They even think the pilots need to be screened. But are they not the one's whom are flying the damn planes? Why would they need to smuggle something aboard? We need to recognize the real truth, and that is yes there are terrorist, but TSA is looking more and more like fools. Fools who should have command over no one.

    112. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Celarnor · · Score: 1

      Not enough people care to change this ethos. There's a large amount of people here who would do anything to fight the "terrorists". That's how this happened in the first place.

    113. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

      Agreed, but it might be that terrorist will decide that security measures on planes are too tough and will focus on other targets? From the TSA's standpoint, their mission is accomplished.
      I know, it's a stretch, but obviously "people caught" is too rough a measure. The sad fact is that we can't have a good enough measure for the effectiveness of security measures because of the scarcity of the attacks.
      In Israel we had periods of many terrorists attacks, so when we saw a drop in them, we knew that all the different approaches to the problem (intelligence, army and Shin Bet operations, enhanced security) all contributed.
      Since terrorist attacks on planes are rare, it's hard (and even impossible) to assess the effectiveness of TSA's measures.

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    114. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

      And what do you call not reading/understanding what I wrote?
      I did not claim that because one security measure is good, all other are the same. I just said that "a list of terrorist caught due to the new protocols" as a measure of the protocols' effectiveness is foolish, because it is not a good measure of a preventative measure, such as security.
      Please re-read my post and try to understand it.

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    115. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by ShnowDoggie · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you would be wise to more clearly state whom it is that you believe to be morons. Posting A/C does not help your cause.

    116. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Jessified · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just want a list. God I love lists!

    117. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by h00manist · · Score: 1

      People and the media are so scared and jumpy of everything, blowing up two balloons on a plane and a video of the reactions could become a terrorist scare.

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    118. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by MyFirstNameIsPaul · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that the TSA does not have law enforcement capabilities. IOW, they're not LEO's. They're basically rent-a-cops.

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    119. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by JambisJubilee · · Score: 1

      Nuh-uh it's up to you to prove that God DOESN'T exist!

    120. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by m509272 · · Score: 1

      Please provide a list of all the successful air terrorism acts since these albeit invasive and annoying searches have started.

    121. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Jessified · · Score: 1

      It's not a conspiracy theory. In fact during the cold war, the US supported the Taliban (despite their apparent barbarism) so that they could resist the communist regime of the USSR. So it's a little different than as noted above, but it is funny today because the US is fighting the regime they previously helped to stay in power.

      Overthrowing democratically elected leaders and installing a brutal dictator...that would be Chile in the 70s. They overthrew the government because it was too socialist for their tastes.

      Extremism probably is bred out of poverty. Pre-Holocaust Germany was left fairly poor from losing the first world war and they were ripe for becoming radicalised. Today, 80% of the world's resources are controlled by 20% of the world's population. Nice, you might think, for the rich people on the one hand, but on the other hand it leaves the poor people feeling pretty hungry for a fight, and we make for a fine target for that anger.

      And the guy below me? "I can't be bothered to fact check but I'm just going to disagree." Well said, sir!!!!

    122. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Jessified · · Score: 1

      How about a list of pilots who turned out to be terrorists! That would be best!

      Why are we scanning pilots!!!! If they wanted to fly the plane into a building, they are already the freaking pilot!!! Why would they need a bomb!!! Exclamation marks!!!

    123. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I said the terrorists won when Bush the lesser created the TSA...

    124. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but you, sir, are an imbecile.

      Here's your scenario:

      " on Sep. 8th, 2001 a new directive would have gone out telling all the pilots to lock the cockpit door at all times (during the flight "

      Your questions and what you claim the answers to be:

      "Would any terrorist be caught by such a measure? Would we see any benefit from it directly? Would people raise hell over it?* "
      "* - BTW, the answers to these questions are no, no and yes, respectively."

      The REAL answers are:

      Would a terrorist be caught by a locked door? -- Locked doors do not have the ability to catch terrorists. They could, however, foil their plot. This assumes that the pilots would have willingly allowed them to kill the flight attendants. At some point, however, the passengers would have reacted. Such a directive would have been effective - just like it was effective for the terrorists who used the same technology to lock themselves IN the cockpits.

      Would we see a benefit from locked doors? -- To claim no, as you have, is beyond ignorant.

      Would people raise hell over it? -- The vast majority of people do not go into the cockpit today and most of them wouldn't have even heard about legislation about a locked door. Pilots and flight attendants may have raised a fuss but this hardly constitutes "people raising hell".

    125. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Kijori · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with a lot of what you're saying, but checking an employee's ID even if you recognise him or her is good practice. When someone is laid off or quits they should have their ID taken and will be removed from the database of employees; checking ID therefore allows you to avoid letting people in who have been allowed in in the past but are no longer allowed, possibly for a reason that would make them a potential threat.

    126. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it would be hard for a terrorist to cause a plain to crash, since they only move at geological speed.

    127. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 3, Interesting

      An Israeli security expert like Rafi Sela, who told the Canadian Parliament that the strip search machines are "useless".

      "Sela, former chief security officer of the Israel Airport Authority and a 30-year veteran in airport security and defence technology, helped design the security at Ben Gurion."

    128. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by selven · · Score: 1

      At rush hour in my city, the subway entrance at some stations has multiple people going through it per second. They have to open up the gates and let people rush in with a person sitting there trying to make sure that everyone pays. It is not too difficult to sneak through at these times without even paying. How exactly is it possible to put in security measures without creating a 10 minute lineup?

    129. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      ...I'm not saying things that devalue conversation...

      The moment you started puking up that "left/right" bullshit, you reduced the value of the conversation to zero.

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    130. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      Meh, It just means the hijackings weren't really religiously motivated. But it does show the lengths people will go to distract any investigation from the people who financed the operation. Only there will you even approach the real motivation.

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    131. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by smpoole7 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "checking an employee's ID ... is good practice."

      Of course it is. I never said otherwise. What I was contrasting, though, was the treatment meted out to employees and their families vs. ordinary "folk" coming in through the public entrance. They pass through scanners, of course, and are told that certain items are prohibited, but that's about it. But the government can't do truly invasive searches on these people because it would cause an outcry.

      That's why I used the example of the drunk looking for his keys "where the light is better." Government boffins take the path of least resistance.

      There are a number of ways in which security could be enhanced at airports, but many of them are Politically Unacceptable. As a result, honest, ordinary folks like yours truly must suffer. These invasive scanners are a good way to demonstrate that the government is doing something. Obviously, someone (perhaps Napolitano herself) ruled that they were Politically Acceptable -- certainly far more so than stopping and searching a passenger named "Achmed" from Yemen or Iran.

      On the "path of least resistance" principle, by the way, it should come as no surprise that Napolitano and her boffins seem to be genuinely puzzled and dismayed by the outcry. I guess they routinely subject themselves to high-radiation scans that render them naked, and figure, "what's the big deal?" :)

      By the way, the best example of political correctness run amok is the idea of completely random searches. Every "nth" entrant must be stripped to the bone, regardless of the likelihood that they might actually be carrying something nefarious. I guess the idea is that terrorists (who doubtless are capable of instant, high-level math calculations in their heads) realize that there is a small, but finite, chance that they'll be searched. In real life, what happens is that Richard The Shoe Bomber makes it onto the plane, whilst granny is spread-eagled on a steel table being probed by government boffins wearing latex gloves.

      (In case you missed that, the intelligence of the average terrorist is approximately equivalent to that of a small pet. If the definition of insanity is to keep doing the same thing repeatedly, expecting a different result, then they truly are insane. One almost wishes they'd try something different; the "attack the air travel industry!" angle has been worked to death by these geniuses.)

      So, even though my wife and I will be flying over Thanksgiving, I just take all of this in stride. I'm Hawkeye, jibing and joking with Trapper John when the next batch of government lunacy comes down from above. My life goes on, and one's best response is just to laugh at it. (When possible. If they start groping my wife, however, I shall become famous. You will read about ME on the evening news.)

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    132. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by countertrolling · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...Bush put in place these policies...If Obama or Clinton were in office in 2001 they would have done the same thing...

      And that's precisely why there is no "left/right" issue outside of mass media propaganda. Also note there is no "left" in the American government. There is only power and authority and various methods of acquiring it.

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    133. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Your argument is sound, but the locked door deterrent not only involves zero encroachment on passengers' liberty and convenience, but it is much stronger than the pat-downs, since vaginal/anal transportation is a classic method, and there is already intel of that surgical implants could be used. At some point security becomes as good as it can be, since public transportation can never be 100% secure without excluding the public. More attention should then be paid to aircraft survivability.

    134. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by MRe_nl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IMHO involved parties in a conflict should be named after their goals, not (one of) their of tactics.
      Your definition applies to almost every participant in armed conflict in history, and
      certainly to the armed forces of all the major powers. As a mental exercise, imagine asking everybody in the world (anonymously/confidentially) if they considered themselves to be "terrorists".
      I don't think anybody would consider themselves so.
      External labeling and over-simplification will lead us no nearer to real solutions.

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    135. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by mr100percent · · Score: 2, Informative

      Careful when you throw such statements around eg "muslims have been taught to hate jews." I certainly wasn't. I also know plenty of Muslims who grew up in jewish neighborhoods of Brooklyn. Maybe you could be more specific, such as "Saudis have been taught to hate jews" rather than imply that the billions of Muslims are all that way

    136. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't even need to blow up a plane to terrorize us. Getting caught is just as bad in the public eye. The TSA is security theater, the more unreasonable their methods are, they more the terrorists win.

    137. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by j-beda · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Only if they can figure out after the plane comes down, exactly how the explosives got on board.

      We seem to be concentrating on the threats that failed.

    138. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > I have no problem answering a few questions about where I was and where I'm going

      I do.

      Where I've been, where I'm going, and why; are my business, not yours. And unless I, myself, am a suspect of a specific crime; it's no business of law enforcement* either. And if I AM a suspect in that crime, they damn well better cough up a lawyer for me before asking their questions. You remember things like "probable cause" and "presumed innocent until proven guilty" and your Miranda rights?

      (*And let's not forget that the airport security goonsquad aren't even real law enforcement officers. They're just glorified rent-a-cops wearing a fake uniform.)

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    139. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      That's what I was thinking. The CIA had its hands in destabilizing the governments, and oddly enough, they were in the towers, too.

    140. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by toriver · · Score: 1

      Well, building and settling on occupied land is against the international conventions for warfare. At least until the occupied lands are merged into the occupying country (e.g. the areas lost by Mexico to the U.S. or the Anschluss which merged Austria and parts of Czhecoslovakia into Germany).

    141. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      I agree that poverty and despair, and let's not forget oppression, are what lead to extremism. For example, you don't see the muslim population of Singapore producing many terrorists. But until dubya decided to get his jollies by launching himself a couple o' wars; Iraquis and Afghans were not, by and large, killing Americans. The 9/11 crowd were all Saudis.

      Sure... they were hiding out in Afghanistan so you can make the argument that we had to go there to get them. But they could just of easily been in Yemen or Somalia, or Syria or wherever. But Iraq? They were safely contained and no threat. (The WMDs turned out to a lie, remember?)

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    142. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by toriver · · Score: 1

      Timothy McVeigh and the Unabomber say "hi".

    143. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not scapegoating anybody. I'm not trying to start a flame war. I am not trolling. I stated a simple, objective fact in neutral, non-judgemental terms. Many Muslims resent the US because we are perceived to be the friend of their enemy. In no way does that mean it is the Israelis' fault, or in any way judges their actions.

      This predates the Afghani/Iraqi causes of resentment that the GP refers to. My point was simple - our relationship with the Islamic world has been poor for a long time, for reasons that existed prior to the Soviet-Afghan and Iran-Iraq conflicts.

      As for your statement that they can't even get along with themselves, consider the Christian-on-Christian violence in Northern Ireland which is only now subsiding. Political violence along sectarian lines is nothing unique to Islam.

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    144. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by BeanThere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, and all those terrorists saw the TSA policies, and decided to instead live out the rest of their lives peacefully, instead of simply plotting to commit terror in other ways against the thousands of other possible targets.

      Come on, really, imagine you were a terrorist, and wanted to destroy the infidel, do you really honestly think you'd be incapable of imagining anything other than an aeroplane as a target? Really? You would just give up, and say "oh dear, the TSA has foiled us completely, praise Allah"?

      The fact is there aren't that many terrorists. If there were, there would be trains and malls and e.g. tourist hotspots exploding every other month in the US. But, terrorists do exist and always will. The primary question is finding an appropriate balance of safety (true additional safety, not security theater) versus the cost (both financial, and in terms of public inconvenience and humiliation etc.). If money were infinite we could have the luxury of adding as many security policies as we want, the reality is not only is money not infinite, but we are in difficult times.

    145. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello. I have no fear of terrorists whatsoever. The country I live in have never been a target of terrorists.
      We also do not make war on other contries, that might have something to do with it.

      The problem is that the crazy militant Islamic terrorists will eventually get around to coming after your country, if they are not stopped elsewhere. Those guys believe it is their duty to subjugate the entire world to Islam, and everyone must either submit or die. (Well, Christians might be allowed to live without converting to Islam, as long as they accept Dhimmi status and pay the special Dhimmi tax.)

      Those guys will attack the USA over Iraq. But they will also attack the USA over Hollywood, over popular music, over television, and even over things like manufacturing blue jeans. Appeasement isn't an option.

      Lucky for you, the USA won't ever submit to the radical Islamic terrorists; there is no way Hollywood will shut down, or any of the rest. So the Islamic terrorists probably never will get around to your country.

      The US is not totally blameless, but it is also not true that the US is solely responsible for the terrorists.

    146. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Professr3 · · Score: 1

      I'm sick about hearing how 3,000+ people died. It was TEN FREAKING YEARS AGO! More people commit suicide each year than were killed in the twin towers, but are we mandating backscatter scans at everyone's home to find contraband pills and razor blades? I sympathize with the families of the victims. I flew the American flag like everyone else did for two years after the event, observed the moments of silence, and attended remembrance ceremonies, but there comes a time when you have to MOVE ON. That time came five years ago - I just don't think anyone else got the memo. We're destroying our country's freedoms in the name of 3,000 innocent civilians. Do you think they want to be remembered as the people who killed America?

    147. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You live in a fictional country - not one incident of domestic terrorism? Ever? No one ever killed a civilian for political gain in your country?

      If you mean muslim terrorists haven't targeted you, it's only because another country, it's only because they are going after the US first. You would not be safe unless you were willing to wear the burka.

    148. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by dwillden · · Score: 1

      The Taliban as an organized group didf not exist during the cold war. We supported the Mujahideen Fighters against the Soviets. But then when the Ruskies pulled out so did we, leaving a war torn country to fend for itself. Thus allowing the Taliban to form, and to seize power.

      The U.S. did not fund/help the Taliban during the cold war. and we tended to back the Northern Alliance in the 90s until 9/11 when we put our full strength behind the NA, helping them to throw out the Taliban Regime.

      Iraq and Iran were a whole different story, I'll grant you that, but don't lump Afghanistan in with them.

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    149. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the lovely reply. I will refrain from using the same adjectives you have used.

      I will reply according to my original questions:
      1) Of course a locked door doesn't catch a terrorist, but contrary to popular notion, the pat-down is not about catching terrorists. It's about deterring them. I mean, do you see a scenario where a terrorist is carrying a bomb and sees the security guy scanning people and "feeling" them up and he just stands in line to await his turn? Of course not. The purpose of all those security measures is to prevent the terrorist from even approaching the plane in the first place.
      2) If you will read carefully you will see I wrote the word "directly". Of course a locked door will foil the 9/11 plot. This is the basic premises of my post. But for someone who does not know about 9/11 (which is the entire population before it happened), the prevention of the plot will not show up anywhere. You would not see the benefit of this directly. Not having a terrorist attack cannot be subscribed to this directive.
      If you have a heart attack and then the doctor gives you Baby-Aspirin for secondary prevention, how do you know if it is effective? If you didn't have a second heart attack it is either because the Aspirin worked or because you would never have had one in the first place. No way to know. You cannot see a direct benefit of a preventative measure unless you know what to look for, and I believe no one had statistics of planes used as anti-building missiles before 9/11.
      3) I agree that door-locking would cause less problems than pat-downs, but still some people would be annoyed, mostly the crew, but also some people who are sure it is their "right" to see the cockpit if they want to or talk to the pilot. I have worked in customer support long enough to know that with enough people (and a 747 Jumbo Jet has enough people), you are sure to find someone who wants everything the company can or should offer.
      Like I said, it is not as disruptive as pat-down, but as an example it is fine, IMHO.

      Please try to understand the basic idea I am trying to articulate before criticizing and insulting.

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    150. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think anyone would really complain about the pilot being required to lock the cockpit door. It's not exactly infringing on any civil liberties.

    151. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      There are ways to do that. They don't act like "not disturbing them" is a goal. The TSA's actions look more like they are supposed to disturb people in order to make it appear like they are doing lots. There are ways to have more effective security measures that are less intrusive. They are ignored for those with a higher profile, even if less effective and more disturbing.

      What's the point of security theater if it isn't on display?

    152. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by noip · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, such a measure would not have prevented the World Trade Centre attack. At least one of the perpetrators was already on the Flight Deck before departure.

    153. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by modecx · · Score: 1

      Who says it couldn't be one of the security people themselves? I mean, look at the security screeners we hire to watch us. Heck, I'd put money on some of the guys I've seen being felons.

      There's undoubtedly A TON of ways to get contraband into an airport. Just like getting things into prison--they routinely get drugs, weapons and all kinds of crap in so-called secure areas of prisons... And that's a place where your 'customers' are locked up most of the time, and are subject to even more invasive searches. Screw the cliched file-in-a-cake shit! Who wants to bet this contraband most often comes from prison guards?

      It all comes down to Quis custodiet ipsos custodes, as usual. For every wall they put up, where's there's a will, there's a way to get around it.

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    154. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

      With this I agree completely. In a different post I said that I do not think the new rules are OK, and I still think so. Like you said, sometimes people do prefer a high-profile fucked up job than a low-profile well-done one. Sad but true.

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    155. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      "probable cause" and "presumed innocent until proven guilty" and your Miranda rights

      And let's not forget that the airport security goonsquad aren't even real law enforcement

      Isn't this the truly despicable part of TSA agents? They aren't "real" law enforcement, and aren't bound by the same laws. They aren't curbing your rights - you're free to walk to your destination.

      Anyway, that's my understanding - I hope it's flawed. I hate this system so much. The American public just bought into what the terrorists were selling, and the country will take many years to recover its senses.

      Liberty is risky! Freedom is dangerous! Embrace the consequences, because the price is more than fair.

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    156. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by antdude · · Score: 1

      So, where are you going and doing today?

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    157. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      What is the most powerful explosive that can be shoved into someone's ass or vagina or implanted into breasts?

      What is the maximum practical volume of said explosive that could fit into a typical ass, vagina or pair of breasts?

      What damage could be done to an airplane from that amount of explosive?

      If it's enough to destroy a plane then there is ZERO point to the naked body scanners OR the invasive pat downs. A determined terrorist could "load up" so to speak, and go for a trip.

      http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2010/10/for-the-first-time-the-tsa-meets-resistance/65390/

      The above story reports that the grope searches are just to encourage people to use the naked body scanners.

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    158. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

      An excerpt: 'I looked him straight in the eye and said, "if you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested."'

      I wonder if the guy was referring to his genitals or his Asus laptop.

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    159. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. They have another word for that; it's also known as "racial profiling."

      It's not racial profiling. It's just profiling.

    160. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      It's more than a stretch. It's comically naive. The same terrorist groups that attacked U.S. aircraft on 9/11/2001 have put explosives in body cavities before and were nearly successful. The only reason it didn't work is that the person who blew up absorbed most of the explosion. That problem was highly specific to the circumstances (a screening right before walking up to the target of the attack) and is not an issue when talking about flying. Couple the same methodology with a little time in the toilet, and you would have a nearly foolproof workaround for everything the TSA is doing (except in airports that use bomb sniffing dogs).

      Billions of dollars of extra equipment, and a terrorist can work around it just by planning ahead and leaving for the airport a couple of hours early---that's why we think these schemes are idiotic. The only people significantly harmed or inconvenienced by the new security practices are the innocent passengers. The extra effort required by the bad guys is negligible. It's basically akin to stopping escaped criminals from Alcatraz by nuking San Francisco every time there's a jailbreak. Sure, a few bad guys might get caught if you're lucky, but most people will just start swimming to Oakland instead, at which point you'll be nuking a lot of innocent people without hurting the criminals in the slightest. It's clearly absurd in any sane universe.

      Worse, these schemes are provably no better than other, less invasive screening techniques. One of the better suggestions I've heard is using thermal imaging cameras instead. A significant pack of anything below your clothes will show up as a dark spot. At that point, removal of the foreign object or appropriate hand searching would be needed for people who fail that screening, but because it is a thermal image, there's no detail to be had, eliminating the privacy concerns. Best of all, you can get thermal cameras for mere hundreds or single-digit thousands of dollars compared with $170,000 apiece for the so-called "advanced" imaging scanners, the scanning takes a tiny fraction of the time that the overpriced TSA toys take (you don't even have to stop walking), and it is entirely passive, thus posing no increased health risk.

      In short, anyone with basic common sense and an understanding of the technology available should be able to see that this is a giant waste of money at taxpayer expense that provably provides no benefits over cheaper, less invasive techniques. The only real questions left to ask are which prominent senators and/or Presidents took the bribes, and how big the bribes were.

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    161. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a good, and fearful sheeple you must be. ~_~

    162. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Actually I'm betting the next terrorist will go OKC and use a Ryder truck. Lets face it folks, the southern border is a REALLY bad joke, and any terrorist could sneak a bomb through just as easily as those thousands of tons of drugs and illegals pour through. Have a Ryder truck waiting on the other side, load her up, and park it next to what you want to go boom! Add in the fact that after the fall of the USSR there is plenty of radioactive materials floating about (hell they used to power their lighthouses with RTGs, and now they don't even know where half of them are located) and you could cook up a seriously nasty dirty bomb that will cause a hell of a lot more problems than crashing a plane.

      The post 9/11 TSA has always been security theater at its worst, and is likewise trying to fight the LAST battle while any terrorist will simply choose an easier attack vector like the one I just pointed out. The TSA is just another SNAFU by our ever wasteful bureaucracy.

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    163. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

      I was just reading about a guy who had to endure TSA agents dusting his 4 year old kid's cast for explosive residue on a recent flight.

      All of this is beyond insane, and they just keep adding more rules and regulations - as though it's really all just a test to see how much American citizens will endure before they find our "breaking point". (I believe now, they just outlawed bringing inkjet printer cartridges on International flights! Really? Printer ink??)

      Meanwhile, I've been on flights myself (and so have my friends) where we accidentally brought along clearly banned items like straight razors or box cutters/utility knives because we forgot or didn't realize they were stuck in the bottom, or in some small side pocket of a carry-on bag. The items went right on through multiple security checkpoints..... Makes you wonder if ANY of this is really effective at all.

      The latest thing I heard is that the TSA is about to get assigned to do security screenings (with full body scanners and all) for Amtrak train trips too.... Govt. has been using the airports as a "test bed" for a lot of this stuff and to acclimate people to accepting their authority over you. I imagine it's only a matter of time before they proceed to do random car checkpoints too -- if people don't protest things NOW.

    164. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Enry · · Score: 1

      You could probably find out by looking on Facebook or Twitter.

    165. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by antdude · · Score: 1

      How? It's anonymous. :P

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    166. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I missed a solution in there somewhere. All I hear is rambling negativity about how no system works. I'm glad in the knowledge that our government at least does the best it can to protect us. Not to say it couldn't be improved, but considering its track record over the last nine years, I'd say it's doing a pretty good job.

    167. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 1

      The best way to honor their memory is to accept small inconveniences in the name of collective safety. Keeping people safe on planes does not equal civil liberties violations if all people are treated equally upon boarding. And it was nine "freaking" years ago, though I'm sure it doesn't seem that long for the families you claim to sympathize with.

    168. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 0, Troll

      The fact is there aren't that many terrorists. If there were, there would be trains and malls and e.g. tourist hotspots exploding every other month in the US.

      I'm going to call you on that one. Please tell me how you've come to this conclusion...or are you just telling yourself what you want to hear? My money says you don't really know.

      And you are the best person to decide what qualifies as "security theater" versus true security? As for me, I'm glad they decided to do something. If you're so sure that you have the answers they need, I'd get on the phone with your congressman and tell him what policies they need to put in place. I believe they're doing the best they can; nobody's out to humiliate anyone.

    169. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 2, Informative

      But until dubya decided to get his jollies by launching himself a couple o' wars

      Bush invaded Iraq on the information he had at the time. That information turned out to be false (my money says someone grabbed the warheads and bolted before/during the initial invasion given the ridiculous amount of warnings they were given, but the fact is I don't know). 9/11 was a rude awakening for him and made him take a good look at the world's preeminent threats.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dujail_Massacre

      http://www.usembassy.it/pdf/other/iraqfocus1.pdf

      http://www.c-span.org/Content/PDF/hrdossier.pdf

      Let's hope those will convince you what an evil scumbag he was and how the world is better off without them. And if you're still wondering about the al-Qaeda connection, they had a base in Anbar province.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Anbar_Governorate

        If I were him, I'd have invaded sooner, with or without WMDs. Nevertheless, I believe that Bush is a good and honorable man and I will defend him until I'm dead.

    170. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 1

      Also note there is no "left" in the American government. There is only power and authority and various methods of acquiring it.

      And how did you come to this conclusion, exactly? Keep your cynical platitudes to yourself. Unless you've convinced yourself that there's only the hard-right and the right, which indicates you might be having trouble coming to terms with sanity...

    171. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 1

      There are fundamental differences between the left and the right in this country. Whether you chose to acknowledge it is your own business.

    172. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Point 1: If a terrorist can't blow up a plane, he'll surely try blow up something else instead, right? Elsewhere in the world, other types of targets are equally common - night clubs, hotels, etc. Anywhere where there are lots of people.

      Point 2: So even if we made planes 110% safe from terrorists, you still would not be any more safe 'in general', because the same terrorists would just kill you while you were somewhere else. You can just keep on spending more and more on airline security, with no increased safety, because you would also have to add that security to every nightclub, every mall, every other place where there are lots of people.

      Point 3: 9/11 aside, the number of terrorist attacks in the United States are extremely low. Where are they? Name three major terrorist attacks on US soil since 9/11. I can think of .. hmm .. Fort Hood? And the odd foiled attack, like the printer cartridge.

      So where are these terrorists then?

      Now yes, there are some terrorists out there, and some have been caught thanks to intelligence, but there simply cannot be terribly many, or else we would see attacks regularly. There are thousands of unprotected public targets all over the US. It's a terrorists wet dream. He can pick his targets. So where are the regular bombings?

      I don't think they're out to humiliate anyone, I think they just like spending more and more money to create lots of pointless bureaucracies that look like they're doing something useful, because otherwise all these useless folk would be on the street.

    173. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they're terrorists they should be arrested, not "refused permission to fly".

      It shows the system is bullshit.

      EXACTLY.

      Also: If it's a dangerous potential bomb, my bottle of water should be disposed of by the bomb squad, not just dumped in the garbage can.

    174. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      That's entirely possible, but there is no measurable difference in their love of power and money, only minuscule differences in their methods. So while you wallow in trivialities, the psychopaths that set you against each other are pillaging everything you have. And because you are asleep at the wheel, they get to the rest of us also. Thanks for all your support!

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    175. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      Keep your cynical platitudes to yourself.

      :-) That's funny... The truth is scary, isn't it? Nobody likes being told they've been had.. Makes 'em feel stupid... Would this be why you are so defensive?

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    176. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by gullevek · · Score: 1

      Sure, will work out awesome. I would say that any subway system around the world gets tons of people every weekday in the morning rush hour. Any kind of security would completely useless.

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    177. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Could you cram enough explosive up your ass to bring down a plane?

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    178. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Is that feasible?

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    179. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by CptNerd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The American public just bought into what the terrorists were selling, and the country will take many years to recover its senses.

      Liberty is risky! Freedom is dangerous! Embrace the consequences, because the price is more than fair.

      I really wish people would stop saying "America has succumbed to fear!" when in reality it's not the majority of Americans, it's just the elected and unelected officials in the Federal government that have succumbed to fear, the fear of responsibility. Airlines are afraid of being sued into the ground by families of airline-related terror attacks, and so the Government puts these security theatrics in place to allay those fears. Most Americans are now of a mindset to take out anyone who tries to take over a plane, even if it's only because they don't want to be held up from getting to their destination any more than they already are. We won't get any change in the security theatrics anytime soon, at least not until we start electing adults to the governments, Federal and state.

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    180. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

      In my original post I said that I am against the new scanners and I do believe them to be a gross infringement on people's privacy. I was just making the point that when trying to assess the effectiveness of any measure the TSA does, "terrorist caught" and probably any other statistic will not be sufficient. We will probably have to resort to... *gasp* Common Sense (which, as you hinted, is not so common).

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    181. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Professr3 · · Score: 1

      When a virtual strip-search or an alternative ball-grabbing is a "small inconvenience", I begin to think you're skewing the picture a little.

      What makes you think that search and seizure without a warrant isn't a civil rights violation? The fact that everyone's equally violated doesn't make it okay - it makes it worse!

      In the racist days of the deep south, was it okay to segregate black and white people, as long as all the black people were treated equally poorly?

      You're right, the victims' families are still grieving, and it was a terrible loss for them. It's also a terrible loss for the families of 2001 car accident victims, or 2001 lightning strike victims - why is it so much more horrible for the families if their loved ones died in a terrorist attack vs. dying violently some other way? Why do we put these people up on a pedestal and ignore the hundreds of thousands of people that die every year from other less-sensational causes?

      I'll tell you why. It's because it's politically expedient to USE these poor victims to further the agenda of those in power, namely, to reduce civil liberties and increase the power of people in the government.

    182. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by NeMon'ess · · Score: 1

      If not one person, then two or three who take turns using an airport bathroom stall and remove the triple-saran-wrapped components. The third person assembles it and carries it aboard a plane.

      In the aftermath, I expect bathrooms will have a screening station to re-enter the terminal, or removed from the secure area entirely.

    183. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Jessified · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I don't think I lumped Afghanistan with Iran/Iraq though?

      So I guess it would be more appropriate to say that the Taliban grew out of the rubble left from the Soviet/US conflict in Afghanistan. A quick wikipedia review says that the US decided not to help rebuild the country and instead left the job up to Pakistan and Saudi Arabia, the former making relations with warlords and the Taliban so that they could exploit the land (which they did). So not quite as direct as actually giving the Taliban money, but these actions were pretty helpful for the Taliban (assuming wikipedia is right, of course).

    184. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by xenobyte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We will never know the answer to that.

      Let's look at the major terror attacks that has been carried out and see if the new screenings would have prevented them.

      Let's start with the biggest one of all: 9/11. The answer is 'NO'. Neither backscatter screening, nor metal detectors, x-ray machines or enhanced pat-downs would have stopped the carbon fiber box cutters which were used to kill the pilots on the four 9/11 hijacked airplanes. Sure, the air marshals and the locked cockpit doors would make it harder to take over the planes but it is still possible, especially if you are 4 hijackers.

      How about Lockerbye? - A bomb in the cargo hold? - Well, sure they screen checked luggage but do they screen the airport employees well enough? - Here's an example: Heathrow in London did an extra screening and found no less than THREE employees who were illegal aliens, i.e. working without proper papers and permits. None used false documentation; they just didn't check anything when they were hired. All three had access to both checked luggage and the secured areas around the planes. It would be childsplay for one of them to place a bomb on a plane. Oh, and all three were from 'high risk countries' in the muslim world... Oh, and recently Al-Queda tried the simple thing of sending the bombs as air freight and it worked like a charm...

      So much for the security theater at the airports...

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    185. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Grand parent said:

      I wonder how well this would've gone over in October 2001. We haven't had a genuine terror attack in a long time, so people start getting indignant about security again. Do we really need to have another international calamity for us to start respecting laws that were put in place to keep us safe?

      And he was responding, who do you think he was referring to? This new fang dangled threaded discussion thingy is real complex like.

    186. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, I for one doubt there will be all that many people in Afghanistan in 20 years, at least not many of the muslims that are living there now. Doesn't matter if the US leaves or not. Doesn't matter what governments and armies do.

      You don't seem to understand that there are far more people who hate islam than there are actual muslims, that they are brighter, smarter, more efficient, more refined, more subtle, more resourceful. And every second there are more people who hate islam because for every second someone new see for themselves what islam is. Many of them are nominally muslims themselves and they despise it.

      Islam is destroying itself, it is committing suicide as we speak because suicide is the only thing it truly knows how to do, and it will take with it as many of its believers as it can. It cannot be reformed, it has no choice. It is as much a self-destructive and useless ideology as communism and national socialism. It is also just as much of a fraud and betrayal of its professed ideals.

    187. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      You make it sound feasible, but I imagine there's more to bombmaking than the average suicide bomber can handle in a bathroom stall with only the tools available in his rectum. Each person you add also increases the odds of something going wrong considerably. Even just the skill level jump is a significant obsticle... apparently they are having trouble recruiting people who can set off a pre-made bomb, let alone assemble one from pieces found in each other's asses.

      Each hoop improves safety. The pool of people who want to hurt the US is very large. The pool who want to kill themselves in the process is much smaller. The people in that pool with the means to find a competent bombmaker even smaller in number. The people in the pool who can keep their cool under stress... shrinking. The people with the ability to get on a plane with a US visa... even smaller. Now you've added two more pool-shrinking criteria: some technical skill and that you need multiple individuals at the same time!

      But all that aside, you could stick a bomb sniffer in the bathrooms - if this is not already done.

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    188. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I'm willing to bet that list is smaller than the list of terrorists who didn't get on a plain for fear of having their ass kicked by Joe Public when they attempt something.

      So a suicide bomber is going to be put off by the fact that he may get his ass kicked?

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    189. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The fact is there aren't that many terrorists. If there were, there would be trains and malls and e.g. tourist hotspots exploding every other month in the US.

      I'm going to call you on that one. Please tell me how you've come to this conclusion...or are you just telling yourself what you want to hear? My money says you don't really know.

      GP made a very sensible deduction from the facts available. I would ask you, if there are in fact a lot of terrorists around, what the fuck exactly are they all doing?

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    190. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      > I have no problem answering a few questions about where I was and where I'm going

      I do.

      As mentioned in a post above, FFS don't go on holiday to Israel then.

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    191. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Could you cram enough explosive up your ass to bring down a plane?

      This is surely one of the few times when a goatse link would be appropriate.

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    192. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Hello. I have no fear of terrorists whatsoever. The country I live in have never been a target of terrorists It wasn't just American citizens in the Twin Towers, you know.

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    193. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      islam cannot survive, in its current form, in the modern world

      Just like Christianity, Hinduism, Buddhism and all other religions?

      Sadly, that seems unlikely.

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    194. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by modecx · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I missed a solution in there somewhere.

      That's the point. There is no solution, other than to stop giving nutjobs a reason to sacrifice themselves (and anyone who happens to be in their vicinity)--and we likewise fail hard on that issue.

      Security is like the layers of an onion. The more secure you make the center of the onion, the more you neglect the outer layers. I'm going to make a prediction here: There will not, I repeat, will never be an attack on a single airliner the magnitude of 9/11, ever again.

      We've already made it to the point of diminishing returns. Metal detectors and bomb sniffers will catch 99.9%+ percent of the external threats against aircraft, and I feel sorry for that 0.1% who actually make it on the plane to cause a scene. They'll have their lights snuffed out by their fellow passenger in a blink.

      The center of the onion (aircraft) is/was so well guarded, even without x-rays and groping that the chances of a successful, conventional attack against an airliner is absurdly low. Mission accomplished. There simply is no further justification for throwing money at this perceived problem, no less for violating people with personal x-rays and unwarranted physical contact to their private parts.

      But what have they done in the process of eliminating the risk to the aircraft? They've pushed the outer layer of security out into the airport terminals. Where there's lines of dozens, perhaps hundreds of people waiting to chose their poison of high-energy photons or gonad groping. There is no meaningful way to stop even the stupidest, least creative of attackers. Do you really need to have it spelled out further?

      TSA's track record? Yeah, they've done a pretty good job. Lord knows they're great at catching nail clippers and tiny bottles of fluid. And the things which could have been improved have been improved.... Namely the presence of explosive sniffers--which would have caught the retarded "shoe bomber" were they installed in 2001, and had the flight originated in the US, anyway.

      But the other way to look at it: there really hasn't been a significant terrorist op against US soil since 2001. The shoe & underwear bombers have been their best tries so far (that we, the public, know about) and those were both haphazard, poorly executed attacks, with little chance of success--originating at foreign airports! And then you have the retards in Times Square. On the whole, it just doesn't seem like the bad guys have their shit together, and thank $deity for that.

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    195. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Hey, I think you're onto something here!

      1. What the TSA is doing only helps to humiliate Joe Public, and does nothing to hinder terrorists.
      2. This will lead to Joe Publics avoiding flying alltogether if there's any way to help it
      3. There will now be fewer Joe Publics on board to stop terrorists from taking over the plane

      Conclusion: Terrorists are in charge of the TSA.

    196. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answers are No, no, and only the pilots/flight attendants/navigator/engineer/spoiled child/parent who has seen Airplane and expects to tour the cockpit.

      The difference is that the problems we are generally complaining about/against aren't the cockpit door closed type. The ones we are complaining about, if they were effective would result in terrorists being caught BEFORE THEY BOARD, and likely prosecuted. We wouldn't have heard about the underpants bomber who set his trousers on fire, we'd have heard about a procecution of an attempted bomber stopped by the TSA.

      In conclusion, the directives that are effective but "invisible", handguns for pilots, reinforced and locked cockpit, enhanced baggage handling procedures and tighter "restricted spaces" would not be noticed despite being effective but the ones that are being objected to should have resulted in procecutions and convictions which the department's PR would then make sure everyone heard so they'd get a bigger budget due to being effective. It's not enough to say "there weren't any successfull hijackings", instead we need to be able to point to "prevented attempts" which would have documentation of clear intent combined with a lack of successful terror events.

    197. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

      Nah, it's more like installing bullet proof windows but leaving the door propped open.

    198. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'm well aware of the reputation for utter bastardry of the airport securitygoons in Israel. It's not the only, or even the main, reason I don't ever plan on visiting (I simply have no interest in the region.), but it's no mark in their favor.

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    199. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you think goatse man is on the "no fly" list?

    200. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      You can cram at least as much up your ass as you can hide in your shoe and we were told that the shoe bomber could have brought down his flight, so......

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    201. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      In any case, your ideas would probably lead to our expulsion from NATO and the UN

      So what's the downside? We can stop subsidizing Europe's national security and clear up traffic congestion in Manhattan. I'm not seeing the problem ;)

      BTW, he wasn't seriously suggesting any of those things, he was trying to make a point that was apparently lost on you.

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    202. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      On the whole, it just doesn't seem like the bad guys have their shit together, and thank $deity for that.

      I guess it's hard for the Al Quada HR department to find good human capital when one of the job requirements is "blow yourself up."

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    203. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but will your magic stone be allowed past airport security checkpoints?

    204. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 1

      BTW, he wasn't seriously suggesting any of those things, he was trying to make a point that was apparently lost on you.

      I knew damn well he wasn't suggesting any of those things; I just wasn't going to let him prod me into reacting like he wanted. You really need to learn to read into things better...

    205. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 1

      And then you have the retards in Times Square.

      "Retard." Singular. This word really speaks more about your views on the subject than your seven paragraphs; you're just a spoiled child that isn't getting what he wants. If you dislike the state of airport security in our country, get out there and push your lawmakers to do something more effective. After all, you and you alone have all the answers...

    206. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by modecx · · Score: 1

      "Retard." Singular....Clip.

      You're forgetting the 12k Shahzad received from someone in Pakistan, ostensibly to facilitate the 'attack'. You don't care to include that person, or persons as part of his asinine plan? How about the Pakistani training camp he admitted to attending? These people were somehow not a part of his operation, even though they weren't present, weren't charged and weren't convicted?

      How convenient.

      As for you-you're just a sufferer of rectal-cranial inversion syndrome. You're not creative, nor smart enough to counter anything I said in those small collections of words you call paragraphs, and instead choose to toss out a grade-school quality derision for the same reason a cephalopod squirts out ink; as a decoy, so that he may scurry away from whatever creature he deems a superior force.

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    207. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

      I will quote from a previous post of mine:
      "Of course a locked door doesn't catch a terrorist, but contrary to popular notion, the pat-down is not about catching terrorists. It's about deterring them. I mean, do you see a scenario where a terrorist is carrying a bomb and sees the security guy scanning people and "feeling" them up and he just stands in line to await his turn? Of course not. The purpose of all those security measures is to prevent the terrorist from even approaching the plane in the first place."
      Remember, the pat-down (or the scanners, for that matter) isn't a surprise measure. People know about it beforehand. Still, don't get me wrong, I don't think the new procedures and the new scanners are OK - i do think they are infringing on people's privacy - but asking TSA to show people that have been caught as a measure of their effectiveness is not logical, IMHO.

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    208. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by cold+fjord · · Score: 0

      I'm willing to bet there are no terrorists whatsoever, this is all just mass hysteria, induced by opportunistic politics, grabbing of attention and votes, selling tons of security equipment, services, jobs, contracts, news, etc.

      Regarding your bet, don't give up your day job.

      Maybe you haven't heard, but an organization called Al Qaeda declared war on the United States, and essentially the rest of the world for not following their blighted form of Islam. You can read some of the goals of their leader, Osama Bin Laden, in Bin Laden's letter to America. As you can see, he has a fundamental hostility to democracy, non-Islamic religious belief, and many of our basic freedoms. He demands that we convert to Islam, give up democracy, drop the separation of church and state, and change many aspects of our culture or he and his minions will keep trying to kill us. He demands that we stop drinking alcohol, charging interest on bank loans, start separating the sexes, punishing homosexuality, oppress Jews, etc.

      The sort term goal they have is to overthrow the governments in Arab & Muslim countries to install religious dictatorships to impose their narrow brand of Islam. They also hope to limit the spread of freedom and other "Western" ideas. Ultimately they plan to take over the world in a reborn Islamic super state. It sounds far fetched, but that is their goal. They understand that it might take 1,000 years, and that they are just moving the ball forward.

      You can see a limited list of their handiwork below:

      The most recent attempted bombing
      The Underwear bomber
      African Embassy Bombing
      9/11 suicide attacks
      Bali bombing
      Madrid bombing
      7/7 bombing in London
      Another of the countless bombings in Iraq
      Pakistan hotel bombing
      Hotel bombing in Jordan
      The "shoe bomber", and his current hijinks
      Plan to attack Wembley stadium
      Plan to bring down seven airliners
      Attempted bombing in Germany

      PS - In order to cut down on the confusion, a simple rule of them you can use is that "mass hysteria" doesn't tend to leave craters and stip the walls off buildings, collapse buildings, or rips bodies apart by shrapnel.

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    209. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by windcask · · Score: 1

      and instead choose to toss out a grade-school quality derision for the same reason a cephalopod squirts out ink; as a decoy, so that he may scurry away from whatever creature he deems a superior force.

      ur gay lol.

    210. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you forgot to forgot to credit the source of the text of your post: The Black Swan, by Nassim Taleb. It's almost word for word.

    211. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

      You are totally correct. In another post to another story, I used a different example from his book, but in that case I remember to reference him.
      Sorry.

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    212. Re:The privacy/security scale tips again. by VeNoM0619 · · Score: 1

      1) Subways can't be aimed at any building they want (WTC/Pentagon)
      2) Subway bombings have been a common theme in movies, this idea isn't new. However some reason it is rare, possibly because:
      3) Subways are uncommon all over America, while big cities certainly have them, most places don't sadly. So "no one is safe" fears cannot be introduced.

      But because of #1, this analogy has flaws. It was a WTC bombing, and not a plane bombing. They went for the most "devastating" and largest of targets. Bombing a subway would merely kill hundreds, no falling towers.

      A Hijacked plane is far scarier than a hijacked subway train.

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  2. A non-partisan no-brainer by jhigh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have friends on both sides of the political spectrum, far to the left and far to the right. Everyone can (and should) agree that this is a gross violation of privacy and should not be tolerated. The only people that I have heard even come close to defending this procedure are the faux conservatives that put "security" (read: invading the privacy of citizens to expand the power of the state) over liberty.

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    1. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Everyone can (and should) agree that this is a gross violation of privacy and should not be tolerated.

      It's only a "gross violation" if you are forced to do it. There is an opt-out.

      Maybe I'm just shamelessly immodest, but I support these scanners if they can be shown to speed up the process of checking in. People need to get over being seen naked - do they avoid the doctor's office as well?

      "Virtually groped?" That's insane. Have a separate line for the insane people. That covers the "expanding the power of the state" crew, too.

      We live in a world where airplanes attract way more than their fair share of terrorism - we need to accept that fact. We can't pretend that people won't try to bomb airplanes, even if there are much easier ways to kill people. Terrorists don't go after low-hanging fruit... they go after the spectacular. Otherwise they'd be bombing suburban bus and train routes, malls, and other places which are almost impossible to police. A plane is an exceptionally hard target in comparison, and yet they persist.

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    2. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      >People need to get over being seen naked

      Why don't you get over yourself first, you stupid faggot.

    3. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by windcask · · Score: 1, Insightful

      the faux conservatives that put "security" (read: invading the privacy of citizens to expand the power of the state) over liberty.

      So where were you during the passage of the new healthcare policy last year?

    4. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe I'm just shamelessly immodest, but I support these scanners if they can be shown to speed up the process of checking in. People need to get over being seen naked - do they avoid the doctor's office as well?

      You are shamelessly immodest. For a lot of people, being naked is an emotional thing, and while they can suck it up when it needs to happen with a doctor, they should not be forced to disrobe for some random TSA employee who really has no job qualifications at all.

      We live in a world where airplanes attract way more than their fair share of terrorism - we need to accept that fact

      Really? When last I checked, terrorists were also attacking federal buildings, abortion clinics, and meat packing plants, right here in the United States. Worldwide, terrorists seem to be attacking markets, schools, government buildings, and so forth. Airplanes are a bit rare in terms of terrorist attacks, probably because of the large amount of security and the difficulty in pulling off a successful attack.

      We can't pretend that people won't try to bomb airplanes, even if there are much easier ways to kill people

      You know what would be a really easy target? That giant line right near the security checkpoint at the airport. A terrorist looking to kill a lot of people would probably choose that target over an airplane, we practically handed it over to them. Attacking security checkpoints is not exactly unheard of; it happens in the middle east fairly regularly.

      Terrorists don't go after low-hanging fruit... they go after the spectacular.

      Completely false, take a look at the reports of attacks in Israel, Pakistan, India, Iraq, Afghanistan, and any of the other of dozens of countries that have problems with terrorists. Take a look at the terrorist activities here in the United States some time, and see how much low hanging fruit is attacked.

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    5. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why all of the frustration?

      You need to get laid.

      AH! That's it! You're muslim. I get it. Don't worry, as soon as you can take down a plane you'll get your fair share of virgins.

    6. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's only a "gross violation" if you are forced to do it. There is an opt-out.

      Yeah, and in some cases opting out means being ejected from the airport without being allowed to board your flight, and even threats of $10,000 civilian fines. Here are just a few recent reported incidents:

      TSA encounter at SAN

      Woman Says She Was Cuffed And Booted From Airport For Questioning Body Scanners

      Pregnant Traveler: TSA Screeners Bullied Me Into Full-Body Scan

      Even pilots are being ejected from airports for refusing to submit to the scanners:

      Pilot who refused body scan at Memphis International blasts TSA security

      Sorry, but if even a pilot can't opt out of going through the scanners then either something is severely broken in the system or the whole opt-out argument is complete bunk.

    7. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by jhigh · · Score: 5, Informative

      I was managing the campaign of a United States Senate candidate that actually read the health care law and was a rabid opponent of it, holding town hall meetings all over the state educating voters about how bad the bill was. Why, what were you doing, complaining about it on Slashdot?

      --
      Social Engineering Expert: Because there is no patch for stupidity.
    8. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by mother_reincarnated · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's only a "gross violation" if you are forced to do it. There is an opt-out.

      Your opt-out is to have someone actually touch you in a way that anywhere else (save while under arrest) would result in punching or macing the attacker. This isn't because you failed a non-invasive screening procedure, it's because you don't want to take your clothes off.

      Maybe I'm just shamelessly immodest, but I support these scanners if they can be shown to speed up the process of checking in.

      It is literally an order of magnitude slower than standard screening. You have to stand still with your arms raised for at least 15 second after they start the scan. Then you need to stand and wait for the "all clear" over the radio. Or you need to wait for someone to take like a minute to make a rucus about you opting out and then explain the procedure you're about to go through.

      We live in a world where airplanes attract way more than their fair share of terrorism - we need to accept that fact. We can't pretend that people won't try to bomb airplanes, even if there are much easier ways to kill people.

      Nobody has proved that an undergarment bomb can be effective at bringing down an airliner. Besides what stops an up the ass or breast implant based device?

    9. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Gordonjcp · · Score: 4, Informative

      do they avoid the doctor's office as well?

      If you have to strip naked when you go to the doctor, there's something wrong and you should get another doctor.

      We live in a world where airplanes attract way more than their fair share of terrorism - we need to accept that fact

      The US hasn't really had any significant experience of terrorism. We had it for decades in the UK, thanks to the Irish Republicans (and indeed the various loyalist groups, although they mostly kept themselves to NI without going into the rest of the UK). We didn't find it necessary to strip-search everyone who went into a hotel, or onto a train.

    10. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We live in a world where airplanes attract way more than their fair share of terrorism..

      No we don't. We live in a world where cowards like yourself believe that despite the massive weight of evidence.

      --
      The Grey Goo disaster happened 3 billion years ago. This rock is covered in self replicating machines!
    11. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by dcollins · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wow, that whole post reads like a drug-induced hallucination. Every bit of it is false. However, I'll just comment on this part:

      "Terrorists don't go after low-hanging fruit... they go after the spectacular. Otherwise they'd be bombing suburban bus and train routes, malls, and other places which are almost impossible to police."

      Um, yeah, that happens, like, every day in Israel, the greater Middle East, Pakistan and Afghanistan? Three days ago a car bomb blew up a building in the center of Karachi (Pakistan's largest city). Link. Two weeks ago a bomber killed 20 people in Istanbul's tourist and shopping center. Link. The last attempted terrorist bombing in the U.S., in May, was in the shopping/entertainment area of Times Square. Link.

      --
      We know where leadership by an anti-intellectual "strongman" who scapegoats minorities and likes boisterous rallies goes
    12. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe I'm just shamelessly immodest, but I support these scanners if they can be shown to speed up the process of checking in. People need to get over being seen naked

      Tell that to someone who has been raped. No, this is not a troll - I know someone in that situation.

    13. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We live in a world where airplanes attract way more than their fair share of terrorism - we need to accept that fact.

      If you want to present this as a fact, perhaps you'd also be interested in sharing with us the research that shows this to be true. Until then, I'll mentally tag your comment [citation needed] [subjective opinion]. In case you've missed the news, terrorists *did* target the train in Spain (bomb), London underground (bomb), Tokyo underground (nerve gas- Sarin, was it? Look it up). Airports almost impossible to police? Give me a break. They *do* go for low hanging fruit, specifically for those low-hanging fruits that noone is watching at that time. So if everybody is watching the Underground, they'll go for air traffic. If everybody is watching the airports, they'll blow up the Louvre in Paris or whatever. Anything goes, as long as it makes the plans succeed.

      Yes, a plane is a hard target in comparison. Mind you this was (supposedly) orchestrated by Osama Bin Laden, who isn't exactly your mainstream terrorist; He was *already* on the FBI "top 10 most wanted terrorist lists" long before 9/11 for blowing up US embassies. Why do you think he didn't blow up more embassies? (Hint: Because he had already done that so it would become predictable!)

    14. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by khallow · · Score: 1

      Check out how Israel does it's airport security. Sure, they have less airports, but terrorist attacks are a lot bigger problem for them. That's the difference between security theater and security that works.

    15. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, stop immigration, find the threats and deport them..

      I couldn't have said it better myself..

      I'm all for it, 300 million LEGAL citizens who swear allegiance to
      the United States is all we need, we don't need any more enemies
      or social casualties..
      We need to heal this country from within
      and keep this country away from those who would harm it,
      economically 'chinese currency' politically 'liberals'
      culturally 'la raza assholes' And religiously 'your religion here'

      There we go, all fixed!!! finally!!! I want to be president now
      at least this country would be turned around in 6 months
      vs 25 fucking years of .gov shitheads trying to change
      our borders, language and culture!!

      PS, if you don't pledge allegiance to the flag you get
      hit in the nuts with a sledge hammer!!
      That would be amended
      as soon as I take office..

    16. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      We shouldn't shape our security policy based on people who have some kind of mental issues, even if it is because they have been the victim of a terrible crime. When people are putting bombs in their underwear, you need thorough security.

      It's not as if you need an airplane to live your life. I met a guy who only traveled once out of his 10 block radius in Harlem (not that I'm endorsing such a lifestyle). :)

      --
      W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washes Warren Wiggins who is washing Waldo Woo.
    17. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Um, yeah, that happens, like, every day in Israel, the greater Middle East, Pakistan and Afghanistan?

      I know there is an international audience here, but I live in the US and this is a US site. We don't have things like that happening here (yet?). We have people blowing up big federal buildings, skyscrapers, and airplanes. Leaving bombs in Times Square is not exactly low-profile. In fact, I can't think of a more famous intersection in the entire US. They don't go for low-profile targets in the US - or at least they haven't yet.

      But I'm glad you brought up Israel. Israel is perhaps the only country more despised in the Arab world than the US, and yet Israel has never had anyone blow up an airplane. Have you ever been through Israeli airport screening? There is a very good reason for it, and it has (so far) worked flawlessly.

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      W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washes Warren Wiggins who is washing Waldo Woo.
    18. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have friends on both sides of the political spectrum, far to the left and far to the right. Everyone can (and should) agree that this is a gross violation of privacy and should not be tolerated. The only people that I have heard even come close to defending this procedure are the faux conservatives that put "security" (read: invading the privacy of citizens to expand the power of the state) over liberty.

      Anyone who defends this is an idiot. What did Ben Franklin say?

      He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security.
      He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither.

      Seriously people, is this about trying to stop terrorists ( which could easily be done, for the most part, by profiling ) or is
      it about trying to stop CITIZENS from freely traveling from place to place. And lets face it, which is easier in our Country?
      An Government announcement that we can no longer travel, or harassment to force us to choose not to travel?

      If you have recently came back from Canada or Mexico, as a citizen you now need a passport, and risk interrogation, yet thousands cross
      the border and are ignored every day ( non-citizens )

      And the sheep just keep allowing it.

      I am glad to hear that someone has finally made an attempt to stop a serious un-Constitutional move on
      the part of our Government.

      So, as far as I can see, this is an issue of control of legal US citizens, not trying to save lives.

      I mean come on, the recent crisis was bombs in UPS and FEDEX planes, not more people with bombs, how does humiliating
      and harassing the general populace stop that?

    19. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 0, Troll

      Besides calling me a coward, what did you add to the discussion?

      You could start by visiting this list of notable aircraft hijackings and trying to construct a similar list with any other target type. Sure we've had non-airplane terrorist incidents - public transit systems are certainly a target - but airplanes are for whatever a more attractive target.

      Probably because it embarrasses the government more, makes for a more spectacular image, generates more press coverage, and tends to hit more affluent people - but I'm just speculating. The point is not really "why" anyway - the point is to properly allocate your security resources.

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      W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washes Warren Wiggins who is washing Waldo Woo.
    20. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      If you have to strip naked when you go to the doctor, there's something wrong and you should get another doctor.

      No, there is something wrong with your doctor if they are not screening you properly for skin cancer or checking your prostate or giving you a mammogram or screening you for cervical cancer. This is negating that nearly half of the population eventually gives birth, which is sort of a nudity-high process.

      Nudity is fine. Just don't let the screeners see the actual passenger or have a way to store and share the images. Even then, anyone getting their jollys from images like this hasn't heard of the internet.

      It's not as if it is hard to find out who leaked an image.

      We didn't find it necessary to strip-search everyone who went into a hotel, or onto a train.

      No, no - you just put 90% of your country on closed-circuit TV!

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      W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washes Warren Wiggins who is washing Waldo Woo.
    21. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pics or it didn't happen.

    22. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I've been through security in Israel. It takes 45-minutes or so, and requires multiple interviews with scary people who ask sometimes extremely personal questions, including about your race and ethnicity.

      I just don't see this working out in the US, and if full-body scanners are effective it would really speed things up.

      If they aren't shown to be effective, then I'd be up for supporting a more Israeli-style system. I'd bet the politically-correct crowd would render it ineffective, though.

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      W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washes Warren Wiggins who is washing Waldo Woo.
    23. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your opt-out is to have someone actually touch you in a way that anywhere else (save while under arrest) would result in punching or macing the attacker. This isn't because you failed a non-invasive screening procedure, it's because you don't want to take your clothes off.

      I haven't been asked to submit to such a scan as yet and I don't really want to be.. actually, I don't have a problem with being naked in front of people such as TSA goons (and I am not any kind of fat blobb) but I do have a problem with being touched, and I do have a problem with being subject to millimeter wave radiation.

      I wonder if its acceptable to say that I will just disrobe instead..?

    24. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by lbgator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But I'm glad you brought up Israel. Israel is perhaps the only country more despised in the Arab world than the US, and yet Israel has never had anyone blow up an airplane. Have you ever been through Israeli airport screening? There is a very good reason for it, and it has (so far) worked flawlessly.

      It sounds to me like you are using Israel as an example of why we should use the scanners. I've read in various news outlets that Isreal doesn't use the "naked scanners" because they don't work because they are ineffective and invasive. I've been through the Tel Aviv airport three times this year (and twice in through land crossings); I can say without a moment's hesitation that they are far less physically invasive than our TSA. No doubt Israeli security is very good... they absolutely do not fuck around with security, and they don't use the standard TSA tactics. That should tell you something.

      I think you're right though - we should emulate Israel as they are far better at security than us. Step one: get rid of the kabuki dance and employ measures that are actually effective.

      Bonus quote: "I don’t know why everybody is running to buy these expensive and useless machines (they are useless). I can overcome the body scanners with enough explosives to bring down a Boeing 747, that is why we have not put body scans our airport." - Rafi Sela, Israeli security expert who designed the security in Israel’s largest airport.

    25. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are shamelessly immodest. For a lot of people, being naked is an emotional thing, and while they can suck it up when it needs to happen with a doctor, they should not be forced to disrobe for some random TSA employee who really has no job qualifications at all.

      Forced to disrobe? Last time I checked, regardless of what black+white digital details the scanner can see, you still keep your clothes on. Unless someone can find definitive evidence that the (hopefully low) doses of radiation used to perform the scans is acutely and/or chronically harmful to frequent or occasional flyers, I think going through the scanner is preferrable, not to mention much less humiliating, than actually having even the most cursory of pat-downs, let alone the full-body grope that is becoming standard procedure for anyone refusing the scan.

      It's only prudish propaganda that's equated these digital silhouettes with being naked. No matter how fine the resolution, they're NOT full-color, and one person looks much like another on them.

      That being said, this is probably more security theater than actual security. A cost vs benefit analysis of the machines, not to mention the drama created by people's objections to them, might prove enlightening.

    26. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by windcask · · Score: 1

      The true definition of "Anonymous Coward..."

    27. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Terrorists don't go after low-hanging fruit... they go after the spectacular.

      Tell that to the suicidal Darwin award candidates* we hear about every day.

      * (Sorry, I refuse to grant them the title adopted by the media -- it seems to have become something of a badge of honor.)

    28. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by ultranova · · Score: 1

      It's only a "gross violation" if you are forced to do it. There is an opt-out.

      Why yes, you can not travel. Of course, by the same logic the police (or a private security firm, if you care about keeping up appearances of constitutionality) performing random strip searches on the road should be legal, since you can simply opt to stay home.

      Maybe I'm just shamelessly immodest, but I support these scanners if they can be shown to speed up the process of checking in. People need to get over being seen naked - do they avoid the doctor's office as well?

      Maybe you're just an idiot, comparing strip-searches to visits to a doctor.

      We live in a world where airplanes attract way more than their fair share of terrorism - we need to accept that fact.

      Really? Because I very rarely hear about any attempted attack against a plane, or someone kept from boarding one due to carrying either a weapon or explosives. In fact I hear more often about them being downed by mechanical failure or Mother Nature.

      We can't pretend that people won't try to bomb airplanes, even if there are much easier ways to kill people.

      But apparently we can pretend that the amount of explosives you can stuff under your clothes without looking like the Michelin Man is enough to bring down or even seriously damage a jumbo-jet.

      Terrorists don't go after low-hanging fruit... they go after the spectacular.

      Indeed. Now guess what would be pretty spectacular? Someone blowing himself up on a busy city street. Is that a good reason to strip-search everyone coming to the city center?

      Besides, terrorists have blown up buildings by parking cars loaded with explosives in their parking garages in the past - I seem to recall someone trying to take down WTC this way years before the 9/11 - yet not every vehicle being parked is investigated.

      Otherwise they'd be bombing suburban bus and train routes, malls, and other places which are almost impossible to police. A plane is an exceptionally hard target in comparison, and yet they persist.

      Well, no, they haven't persisted. Or have I simply missed all the stories of terrorists trying to smuggle explosives onboard but caught by airport security?

      As for the real reason there aren't more terrorists bombing mundane targets... What's the point? We aren't going to fly into hysterics over someone bombing a bus, and that's just what a terrorist wants: hysterics. The IRA - funded by the USA, BTW - did bomb mundane targets yet failed to do anything except murder several people. Osama bin Laden and his cohorts learned their lessons: aim for the hysterics.

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    29. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Wynter+Stark · · Score: 1

      Amen to that -- I don't think it's a modesty issue at all. Plenty of people who don't have problems with nudity feel violated by this because there's no real choice involved. For those that have been abused, this sets off all kinds of alarm bells. No vote, no anything - just this is how it is now, deal with it. For now, I'm just not going to travel if I can help it.

      --
      Life is better in Lingerie.
    30. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Surt · · Score: 1

      People need to get over being seen naked - do they avoid the doctor's office as well?

      Those people make use of the privacy screens, paper modesty guards, and backwards opening robes at the doctor's office, none of which is effective/allowed with the TSA.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    31. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by IICV · · Score: 1

      Really? When last I checked, terrorists were also attacking federal buildings, abortion clinics, and meat packing plants, right here in the United States. Worldwide, terrorists seem to be attacking markets, schools, government buildings, and so forth.

      Actually I think you'll find that, by and large, terrorists aren't attacking anything in the USA. There have been no genuine terrorist attacks on the United States since 9/11 (I mean seriously, the underwear bomber? The shoe bomber? Those fuckers don't count), and before that not only was terrorism in the United States rare, it was largely domestic.

      Honestly, I almost wish we had a real endemic terrorist threat, like the UK did or Isreal does - right now, our social immune system is going through a really nasty bout of allergies because it was exposed to a teeny little irritant, and we have no way of measuring the effectiveness of our countermeasures because nobody's testing them.

    32. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by rainmouse · · Score: 1

      You know what would be a really easy target? That giant line right near the security checkpoint at the airport. A terrorist looking to kill a lot of people would probably choose that target over an airplane, we practically handed it over to them. Attacking security checkpoints is not exactly unheard of; it happens in the middle east fairly regularly.

      Terrorists tried attacking the massive airport queues Glasgow. Unfortunately the car-bomb only set the terrorists on fire who then got beaten up by baggage handlers.

    33. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      They don't speed up the process though. I was flying through Logan airport the other day and they were sending 2 people through the metal detector, and every third through the scanner. Also, in the metal detector you can take non-metal items like a wallet, but through the scanner they require you to take all that out.

    34. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by bhcompy · · Score: 1

      This is great, except you're not given the right to travel by airplane anywhere in the Constitution, and the airline industry is currently in private hands. True, the TSA is a government agency, but you are electing to travel by air on a private carrier. There is no violation of privacy as far as laws are concerned. This has nothing to do with liberty, as any true Libertarian would tell you. And, as always, you can buy your own airplane and avoid these searches.

    35. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by rainmouse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is no violation of privacy as far as laws are concerned. This has nothing to do with liberty, as any true Libertarian would tell you.

      When ever I hear people spouting their gibberish reasons to protect these scanners, all I hear are terrorists laughing. It's strange that terrorists AND governments are sometimes in a win-win situation and make strange bedfellows. They both want to restrict your movement and slowly erode your freedoms. The real noodle shaker is being reminded who originally trained, funded and geared up many of these terrorists in the first place.

    36. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A free moon shot would have more teeth and some photo ops as well. If a decline brings a refund go for it. Otherwise the idea of sending a message has no real teeth against the HS tap opened to the same old guard who feed on the federal budget and public fear year after year. The only pain these people experience pocket book pain. While your suggestion seems to support pilots and crew it will not help them in the long run. It is now, in many cases as cheap or cheaper to avoid air travel; even without considering the worth of personal time. Ground trips actually spread a little more money across smaller public venues on the ground rather than a few big air pockets served by jet sets; even if service to oil interests changes little. I see this proposal as sending a message to people who have no ears and no view beyond staying in power to lap money from tax and spend government; regardless of the government structure or what side they claim to be on.

    37. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by bhcompy · · Score: 1

      I'm not defending the scanners, I'm saying that you make the choice to fly commercial airliners. No one is forcing you to go through a scanner but yourself.

    38. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by u17 · · Score: 1

      Seriously people, is this about trying to stop terrorists ( which could easily be done, for the most part, by profiling )

      I prefer to be felt up or seen naked through my clothes than have the government track me and keep personal details about me in an integrated database. (Which already does happen to an extent anyway, and is deeply alarming.)

    39. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the car-bomb only set the terrorists on fire

      Interesting use of the word 'unfortunately'.

    40. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      No, there is something wrong with your doctor if they are not screening you properly for skin cancer or checking your prostate or giving you a mammogram or screening you for cervical cancer.

      None of which require you to strip naked.

      No, no - you just put 90% of your country on closed-circuit TV!

      Uhm, no. A tiny bit of the country is covered by CCTV, far less than the blanket coverage in American cities.

    41. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by rainmouse · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No one is forcing you to go through a scanner but yourself.

      That's hardly true. If it was one specific Airline that had the scanners then I would agree with you, but it not, it is the actual airports meaning you have no choice.

      For example: If I wanted to travel from London to New York the options are a 300 pound flight taking around 7 hours or a trans-Atlantic ferry which taking 8 days and costing 1500 for a shared cabin or 2000 pounds for a single cabin. Are you seriously going to tell me me this is a viable and competitive alternative transport arrangement?

      I hole heartedly disagree with you, people are indeed being forced through these scanners.

    42. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a hermaphrodite (and no, the term is not obsolete considering that the upcoming DSM V puts transgenders under the intersex classification which confuses issues). I would request that the most neocon agent strip search me to cause him mental anguish, because not only am I intersexed but I also have a PA. I would love to cause mental anguish to some of those goons - especially a homophobe who conflates homosexuality with intersex and transgender folk. I would LOVE for such a goon to suffer nightmares of a pierced shemale for the rest of his life because it would serve him right for supporting the increasing nanny state infrastructure.

      That would be my solution were I to fly. When it became glaringly obvious that Homeland Security is not about security, but the appearance of security and they were not even attempting to actually increase security but instead use fear of terrorists to erode our constitutionally guaranteed rights, I quit flying. I drive instead. Driving cross country is more fun, anyhow, and until I have my own flight certificate and own my own airplane I can deal with driving.

      Want to fix it? Vote for conservatives; not neocons, not liberals, but real conservatives who have actually read and understand and agree with the constitution, and instead focus on illegal alien crackdowns, foreign nations on incoming flights from foreign countries (and maybe citizens who are suspected of affiliating with terrorism-supporting/advocating organizations since there would then be probable cause), and leave the rest of us the fuck alone.

    43. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      9/11 worked only because the passengers thought they were merely being diverted and delayed a few hours while the terrorists obtained their demands. They had no frigging clue that they were flying in the weapon.

      The folks on the flight destined for the White House got wise to what was really going on and took control.

      After that, do you think a flight consisting of 100+ passengers are going to acquiesce to a couple of radical ragheads wielding box cutters? Hell no. They would likely not only subdue the hijackers, but put them through extreme pain and possibly pull off a couple limbs. At least I know that's what I would attempt were I on a flight with one of those fuckers. If an attempt like that were to happen again I would love to see the passengers become truly sadistic toward the hijackers. Maybe break every facial bone, gouge out the hijacker's eyes with a pencil, shatter the fucker's arms (all it would take is a couple passengers to hold the mofo down and another passenger to keep jumping on his arms). Or, maybe have a flight attendant step on his eyes with a stiletto heel. The smaller the woman the better, as it would be far more humiliating to a radical muslim to be permanently blinded and disfigured by an "insignificant woman" and have to live with the knowledge that not only was he a sexist radical muslim, but a moron as well.

    44. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by nstickney · · Score: 1

      Ok, so you've listed about 100-ish (I didn't count) flights that have been hijacked in the past 60 years. The majority of those sixty ended up with either no one hurt or only a few people injured or killed. Contrast that with the thought that about 385 flights per day cross the Atlantic ocean in each direction. Over the last 60 years, that comes to a few million flights - seven million actually, but cut that in half because air traffic was not as dense fifty years ago. And that's just TransAtlantic. Only a tiny, tiny percentage of flights are ever attacked - and only a small number of those attacks are terrorism-related. Only a small number of attacked flights end catastrophically. Airplanes do not attract more than their fair share of terrorism; airplane-centric attacks attract more than their fair share of attention.

    45. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by nstickney · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that you prefer the government keep naked pictures of you in that database that you don't want, as long as they don't tell you about it?

    46. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Professr3 · · Score: 1

      "I'm not defending the food scanners, I'm saying that you make the choice to buy food commercially. No one is forcing you to get scanned by the government but yourself. You could always grow your own food and raise chickens - as long as you're properly zoned for that, have filled out the right forms, paid the taxes, and been scanned by the government."

    47. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by pspahn · · Score: 0, Troll

      If you are being 'forced' to fly because of your employment, then find different employment. Look at it simply like an unfavorable working condition. What other poor working conditions do you suffer? I'd bet there are people in much worse conditions than you and the rest of the people whining about the new scanners. Who cares what you look like under your suit, if it's that embarrassing then go jogging a couple times a week or something.

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      Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool.
    48. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by lul_wat · · Score: 1

      So where were you during the passage of the new healthcare policy last year?

      Oh look. THIS thread again.

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      Divide a cake by zero. Is it still a cake?
    49. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by RobNich · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...the TSA is a government agency, but you are electing to travel by air on a private carrier.

      This has nothing to do with liberty, as any true Libertarian would tell you.

      As a true Libertarian, I can tell you that you're wrong.

      Neither I, nor the airline, hired these goons. If I'm flying a on a private carrier, through locally-owned airports (usually owned by the county or city, NEVER owned by the Federal government), the airline should be free to hire their own security force and institute their own procedures. They are not.

      It's entirely about liberty. And the TSA is destroying those private airlines' business by making it unpleasant to fly.

      Doesn't the Federal government own the majority of Amtrak (only passenger train company left in the US)? Interesting that they're making it hell for the airlines to exist. (The conflict of interest reminds me of the Federal government owning a large stake in General Motors and then causing a huge PR problem for Toyota, their largest competition, almost immediately. And it's not about foreign or domestic: both are manufactured in the US.)

      How long until a terrorist targets a train? For that matter, a terrorist wouldn't need to get past security, all they'd have to do is target the airport itself, including the enormous line of people waiting to get through security. This entire fiasco is a waste of money, and it's destroying both our citizens' expectation of privacy and the airline industry at the same time.

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    50. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by fl_litig8r · · Score: 1

      nobody's testing them.

      While actual terrorists may not be testing them, security measures at U.S. airports have undergone internal testing. And they've failed miserably every time.

    51. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by toriver · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      So you were lap-dog to the insurance industry lobby's lap-dog. Meanwhile, universal health care is working fine in Europe and Canada.

    52. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by novium · · Score: 1

      You've never heard of 'freedom of movement' have you? You might as well say that the ability to take a bus or a train or a car or to even damn well walk down the street is not a "right" because they're all choices. I mean, hell, you could stay home all day! Who's forcing you? Couldn't you get a job as a telecommuter? er I'm exaggerating there, but you get the point. Freedom of movement is one of the fundamental liberties upon which democracy is based, tied closely to freedom of speech and freedom of association. Yes, forcing people to either comply with outrageous civil liberty violations OR to not fly at all is a de facto restriction of movement.

    53. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by SilverJets · · Score: 1

      If you have to strip naked when you go to the doctor, there's something wrong and you should get another doctor.

      No, there is something wrong with your doctor if they are not screening you properly for skin cancer or checking your prostate or giving you a mammogram or screening you for cervical cancer.

      Last time I went to my doctor was to get my blood pressure checked and get a prescription renewal. Why in God's name would I strip naked and have my prostate checked? Is that how they check blood pressure where you live? If so, there IS something wrong with your doctor.

    54. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by modecx · · Score: 2, Funny

      the car-bomb only set the terrorists on fire who then got beaten up by baggage handlers.

      These good samaritans were clearly trying to extinguish the fire, they should be awarded a medal or something.

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    55. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by freeweed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's times like this that Slashdot SERIOUSLY needs a +1000, Totally Pwned moderation.

      Regardless of whether or not I have any opinion for or against the bill, you win this thread hands down.

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    56. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So much sense in one place... I don't think I've ever had to little else to add. Bravo!

    57. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1

      Conspicuously absent was the name of the senator...

    58. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      It is literally an order of magnitude slower than standard screening. You have to stand still with your arms raised for at least 15 second after they start the scan.

      Is it slower than what the Israelis do? Because they are the only ones to successfully thwart a hijacking and their 45 minute interview wouldn't "fly" here in the US.

      Nobody has proved that an undergarment bomb can be effective at bringing down an airliner.

      No one has conducted such a test. The BBC conducted a test using a different plane that was sitting on the ground. Sure, the "Christmas" bomber was only at 10,000 feet when he tried, but airlines routinely go as high as 40k+ feet. I believe Richard Reid attempted at altitude.

      Besides what stops an up the ass or breast implant based device?

      Nothing currently. I'd say that we should probably plan for such an eventuality, but not implement something until a need is shown (hopefully intelligence or a botched attempt and not an exploded airliner).

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    59. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Actually I think you'll find that, by and large, terrorists aren't attacking anything in the USA.

      Actually I think you'll find that, by and large, terrorists aren't just islamic extremists.

    60. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, they have less airports

      FEWER!!!

      Sorry, that one does annoy me though

    61. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by novium · · Score: 1

      How about abortion clinics or churches or the houses of certain people? Not all terrorism is that of al-queda or the ilk. We've had our own home-grown types here. I don't know why it sparks so much fear. Look it how people responded to that shooting on the military base- for a while, it was kind of terrorism, but most people seemed to put it in the slots of their head marked "workplace rampage/going postal" and just shook their heads sadly and moved on without going into fits.

    62. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was poetry.

    63. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Abortion clinics: terrorism, maybe assassination. The only ones living in any kind of fear are the abortion doctors... perhaps in that small subset of the population there is less emphasis on other forms of terrorism? But surely you don't find it mysterious that the general population pays little attention.

      Churches: I presume you mean the black churches that get burnt down when no one is inside them? Or do you mean the longer legacy of horrendous crimes committed in the name of white supremacy? Either way, I think that you'll find that these actions carry a lot more weight in the sub-section of the population that is affected by it.

      Military rampage in Texas: Arguably, it was an act of war rather than terrorism.

      No, not all terrorism is airplane related or al-queda and crew - but a large chunk of the population flies, it makes big dramatic fires for the media, and these terrorists seem drawn to aircraft like moths to a porch light.

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    64. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      You are never wrong, are you? Way to just happen to leave out my bit about skin cancer.

      And last time I checked, yes you have to pull your pants down to get your prostate checked.

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    65. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Airplanes do not attract more than their fair share of terrorism

      How did you arrive at that conclusion? Compared to what? I'd wager the list of subway/train attacks is far shorter - especially in the West. Can you honestly come up with a larger list than the one I provided? You'd have to list market attacks in countries with a civil war or something like that.

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    66. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      None of which require you to strip naked.

      Love to see you get your prostate checked with your pants on. Also love to know how you get a skin cancer screening without getting completely disrobed.

      Uhm, no. A tiny bit of the country is covered by CCTV, far less than the blanket coverage in American cities.

      You are pretty much famous for Monty Python, Winston Churchill, cars with strange electrical systems, and security cameras.

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    67. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      They don't speed up the process though.

      The current process doesn't actually catch anything, as far as I know. I'd say the scanner is much faster than the Israeli screening process, which has been proven effective but would never work in the US. I'm presuming that our "security theater" was going to have to be improved.

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    68. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Those people make use of the privacy screens, paper modesty guards, and backwards opening robes at the doctor's office,

      Well, that's the real theater. Because at the end of the day, the doctor still saw all your naughty bits and was still knuckle deep in your rectum.

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    69. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by bored · · Score: 1

      How about buildings? Even the 9/11 hijackings were about the buildings and not the planes. The planes were just a weapon to be used, same as a truck full of ANFO. Nearly every attack is against something like a hotel, market, restaurant, etc. Plus, the size of the airplane is important as well, there is a reason GA generally gets left alone with the security theater, and part of it has to do with the amount of damage you can do with a plane smaller than an automobile. Same thing for the planes, little 737's aren't going to be nearly as destructive as a larger jet, but you don't see them selecting a higher percentage of the passengers flying on a 747 for screening do you?

      Its total BS, the 4th amendment should either be enforced or removed.

    70. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      performing random strip searches on the road should be legal

      Why, are we having a road terrorism problem? I'm being pragmatic - don't try to pry some weird idealism or consistency out of me. I'm not an "ism".

      Maybe you're just an idiot

      Name calling in only your second paragraph. Nice.

      comparing strip-searches to visits to a doctor.

      Not strip searches - x rays that don't see clothes. And anyway, why is it such a stretch? You get a skin cancer screening so that you don't die and you get "seen naked" at the airport so you don't die. Why is that so idiotic? Because you disagree?

      Because I very rarely hear about any attempted attack against a plane

      If your definition of "rarely" means "about twice a year or so I read it in a major newspaper" then we agree. It's not exactly easy to smuggle explosives onto a plane... don't you think that there might be a deterrent effect as well?

      Now guess what would be pretty spectacular? Someone blowing himself up on a busy city street. Is that a good reason to strip-search everyone coming to the city center?

      Ask the people running the green zone checkpoints in Iraq. Damn right it's a good idea if you have a problem of people blowing themselves up in the street. We don't currently have that problem in the US - I think one guy tried to blow up a truck in Times Square - which, yes, is a high profile target like an airplane.

      I seem to recall someone trying to take down WTC this way years before the 9/11 - yet not every vehicle being parked is investigated.

      They went far more Draconian. They flatly banned trucks from parking garages after the first WTC bombing. I'd have been all for allowing trucks after a search, which would have been better than a straight ban.

      Or have I simply missed all the stories of terrorists trying to smuggle explosives onboard but caught by airport security?

      Caught? Isn't that the point of the new scanners? That the existing scanners don't work because they only detect metal? I fail to see how you look at Richard Reid and the Christmas bomber and say, "Oh, well - we gave it a good go... I give up!". It's like counterfeit money - you won't catch all of it, but you have to at least dissuade people from trying.

      and that's just what a terrorist wants: hysterics

      And I don't want to give them that. Thus my hope that the scanners improve security. It'd be great to get to the same level as the Israelis without making every passenger crap their pants in an interview with the intelligence services.

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    71. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the suicidal Darwin award candidates* we hear about every day.

      You are right, but I meant to frame my conversation in terms of the Western world. We don't get a whole lot of bombed markets or mosques. It happens, but not on the scale you see in Iraq or Pakistan.

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    72. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not to ding the Israeli experience, because it did keep me safe... but that wouldn't work in the US. It adds a ton more time to your trip, and they ask very personal questions and scare the devil out of you with the third-degree. I'm not even sure it would be legal for the government to ask you questions about race and culture in this country :)

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    73. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      How about buildings?

      That might be too general - like saying "vehicles". You can't take the same action to secure all vehicles, and you can't take the same action to secure all buildings. The threats to a train vary from the threats to a plane, and the threats to a church are very different from the threats to a mall or stadium.

      I do remember that 9/11 was primarily about the buildings, but they failed to bring them down in the 90s even with a huge truck bomb. And by the way, they don't just react to air attacks - high profile buildings all have barricades around them and forbid trucks from parking underneath them. Airport screening isn't the only security "theater". (Pun intended.)

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    74. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by bored · · Score: 1

      high profile buildings all have barricades around them

      I'm fine with that, same as strengthening the cockpit doors. Cheap and easy while being pretty effective. A couple bollards I have to walk around, don't bother me nearly as much as getting strip searched.

    75. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      From my experience, the Israeli system concentrated on screening checked luggage more than people. They did require a background check and then there was a minor interrogation at the gate, but as for screening, they didn't have anything more than the standard x-ray (though they did rummage through checked luggage if you didn't have a security check).

    76. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      You are pretty much famous for Monty Python, Winston Churchill, cars with strange electrical systems, and security cameras.
      ... and USians are pretty much famous for having no sense of humour, bad teeth, bad food and armed police. Doesn't mean you don't have CCTV everywhere.

    77. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The security system is Israel is very different from what the rest of the world does. Security is Israel is based on pre-screening and profiling.

      History shows this is a highly effective method, and reduces to a minimum the need to violate citizen rights.
      You can argue that this profiling includes parameters such as race, and thus is injust towards specific communities, such as Israeli Arabs - no doubt.

      There is, however, no denial that the current security procedures in the US are futile. Terrorists constantly alter their methods, and the loopholes can always be found.

      TSA - protecting you from yesterday, tomorrow.

    78. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Vlado · · Score: 1

      A lot of people care how they look under their suits as well as how everyone else looks under their own suits. Also people are generally not comfortable (to put it mildly) to present themselves naked in public, to strangers and in the least in public and to strangers. All the while with the knowledge that they're being recorded while they're naked and some weirdo in the booth might jerk off on their image later on or whatnot.

      At least with pat-downs your embarrassment is limited to yourself and the one person who's performing the search. And while it might linger in your memory there's no possibility of a permanent record of it popping up somewhere at a later time.

      And as for "who's forcing you to travel?" argument, I would like to say: fuck you! I like to travel. I travel for long distance for business and I travel long distance for private reasons. Now all of a sudden the one fast, practical way to get from point A to point B started to include forceful sexual contact from "security" goons or forceful indecent exposure.
      I was never afraid to board a plane 15 years ago. Now my unease is not associated with the potential terror threat but rather with the "security" measures put in place to "protect" me. I really don't see the benefit.

    79. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The US hasn't really had any significant experience of terrorism. We had it for decades in the UK, thanks to the Irish Republicans AND THEIR US SPONSORS

      Here, you dropped this.

    80. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      famous for having no sense of humour

      That's why we watch Monty Python! God, it's like you aren't even listening! :)

      bad teeth, bad food

      Okay, now I'm just taking crazy pills. The only British "restaurants" I've ever encountered in any country that I've ever visited are all pubs that serve an admittedly nice ale and some of the blandest, most overcooked food on the planet. Don't get me wrong, I can appreciate some fish and chips with some malted vinegar... but we're not exactly talking about fine cuisine. Any problems with US food sit squarely with our humble culinary origins as a realm of the Queen. We're up there with Canada, Australia, and the other great British former colonies. Thank God the French gave us some flavor down in New Orleans, the Spanish colonized Mexico, and you Brits were nice enough to import some Africans to bring us some good Southern cooking.

      As for the teeth... you mean they are too bleached white and shiny? That's more of a California thing but I agree that the almost blue-white teeth are very off-putting. Then again, so are Hugh Grant's yellow scagleys. Can we call this a tie? Neither country seems content with straight, slightly off-white teeth.

      armed police.

      Yeah, to the bad teeth!

      Doesn't mean you don't have CCTV everywhere.

      Many (most?) private companies and now even individuals choose to install them, but there are very few public cameras that I'm aware of. There was a pilot program in NYC for a while, but I haven't been following it. Wikipedia seems to think less than 10,000 in a city of 6 million... a 1:600 ratio that is far lower than the UK's supposed 1:14. The tech is so cheap now that you can pick up a complete set for your home for under $1000, and you can look at your empty house over the internet :)

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    81. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Cheap and easy while being pretty effective.

      The problem is that you can protect a building doing things that are cheap and easy. You need a massive truck bomb to bring down a building, so just wall off the area. Simple. Small things (people, bikes, carts, strollers) can still get through. Simple.

      You can't protect an airplane like that. Apparently, something as small as a couple of ounces of homemade explosive constitute a real danger to the airframe. Your "bollards" (forgive my metaphor) have to be much smaller to screen out the smaller stuff.

      I'm not a big fan of air travel, and most of that is because going through security sucks. I get that. But going through security in Israel sucks even more, even though their system has so far been perfect. If these scanners can improve security a bit without adding a 45-minute interview, I'm for it.

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    82. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US hasn't really had any significant experience of terrorism. We had it for decades in the UK, thanks to the human rights violations that pissed people off enough to start murdering over it.

      FTFY

    83. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      My experience was more stressful. They opened my luggage in front of me, and started asking me questions. My interview was about 10-15 minutes. Then the person disappeared and a new interviewer came out and we went through it again. Then the original came out and they started pointing out inconsistencies in my answers. I also had to be prepared with a letter from my employer stating the purpose of my visit. All told, the delay was at least 45 minutes.

      Then again, I'm not Jewish, and I was there on business, so maybe I got higher scrutiny.

      That kind of profiling would never work in the US.

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    84. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      > can be shown to speed up the process of checking in.

      You know what would speed up the process ? Get rid of the useless security theatre.

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    85. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's times like this that Slashdot SERIOUSLY needs a +1000, Totally Pwned moderation.

      Regardless of whether or not I have any opinion for or against the bill, you win this thread hands down.

      Claiming something doesn't make it true. Maybe we need a -1000 Gullible rating too.

    86. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rather than waste time arguing at length, I'll simply inform you that you're retarded. Either mentally deficient or so sheltered and narcissistic that it amounts to the same thing.

    87. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have to strip naked when you go to the doctor, there's something wrong and you should get another doctor.

      Or you're doing something right.

    88. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by bored · · Score: 1

      But going through security in Israel sucks even more

      I've flown in/out of Ben Gurion. Granted it was a long time ago (pre 9-11), but I don't remember it being especially annoying, and I sure don't remember an interview. Of course, I understand they use racial profiling, and I don't look like someone from the middle east, so maybe I got off easy.

    89. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by IICV · · Score: 1

      It's a good story, but I could make up one just like it in five minutes.

    90. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Israel uses profiling, which we deem unethical in our country. But guess what, it works!! I'd much prefer profiling over full-body scans or physical pat-downs.

    91. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      They don't go for low-profile targets in the US - or at least they haven't yet.

      People pumping gas aren't low-profile enough targets for you?

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    92. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I'm not even sure it would be legal for the government to ask you questions about race and culture in this country

      Yeah, except when you apply for a firearms license, drivers license, respond to the census, blah, blah, blah. The US Government and it's political subdivisions ask about race and culture all the time......

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    93. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      I want to know why pilots have to go through security checks. Somewhat pointless if you think about it.

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    94. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      There's a bit of debate about whether he was in fact a terrorist. He was certainly mentally unstable, and he certainly did cause people to be terrified - but the prosecution felt that his prime motivation was an elaborate plan to kill his wife.

      In any case, if we start having a sniper problem then we would need to take some steps to address the problem.

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    95. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by windcask · · Score: 1

      No, I was in Washington working for American Crossroads, Karl Rove's PAC, in the "Healthcare Freedom" Campaign. I was working the phones, raising tens of thousands of dollars for Republican and Libertarian candidates all over the COUNTRY in a red white and blue bus emblazoned with the words "STOP OBAMACARE" on the side. I was volunteering with underprivileged African-American communities in food kitchens to educate them on the unholy travesties that are the Obama administration's National Socialist doctrines. I held private meetings with Anne Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity, and they all pledged their unconditional support and praise! General David Petraeus and I sat side by side, tears running down our face, as we pleaded for justice and freedom in our country! We FOUND the will to go on and I STOOD UP to oppression! I MOVED MOUNTAINS! I SHOOK THE VERY FOUNDATION UPON WHICH OUR FOUNDING FATHERS WALKED, SENDING TERROR AND FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF THOSE WHO UNDERMINE OUR GOD-GIVEN FREEDOMS!!!!!!!!

      See, I can make shit up too, asshat. If you don't want scanned, don't fly.

    96. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by windcask · · Score: 1

      Winning an argument on the internet is...well, you know the rest.

    97. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by windcask · · Score: 1

      Anyone who defends this is an idiot. What did Ben Franklin say?

      He also said beer was proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. He wasn't always right about everything, you know.

    98. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      He's still having his burns tended

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    99. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by jhigh · · Score: 1

      Google is your friend. Look at my username. We founded a non-profit to teach American heritage and other stuff after the campaign, so the fact that I was her campaign manager is mixed in with some other links.

      I was avoiding providing "proof" because I don't really care what trolls on /. think about me, but given that you appear to be a conservative and there are so few of us here, I thought it was warranted. I presume that this suffices as evidence?

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    100. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "He also said beer was proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. He wasn't always right about everything, you know."

      But he was about THAT!

    101. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by windcask · · Score: 1

      I presume that this suffices as evidence?

      I made an innocent comment about the healthcare bill. YOU were the one trolling ME, not the other way around. Look at my profile: "Karma: Positive." Maybe if you're concerned that there are so few of us here, we should stop infighting and start sticking up for each other.

      And if you're referring to the hailstorm of negativity I drew further up this post, I was just being honest. I believe George W. Bush did the right thing in enacting his air security measures. Whether the specifics are exactly what we need are a point of debate, but what I will not tolerate is people saying "this is bullshit, repeal it."

    102. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by windcask · · Score: 1

      Two million Alcoholics Anonymous members would beg to differ.

    103. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      TSA - protecting you from yesterday, tomorrow.

      There is some merit to this. The pool of people who are clever enough to find novel ways around airport security is much smaller than the pool of people who can copy what the last successful guy did.

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    104. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Get rid of the useless security theatre.

      And go back to the days of the hijacking of the week? No thanks.

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    105. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      We have universal health care in the US, too. Maybe it's not as comprehensive as in Canada or parts of Europe, but any damn fool can walk into an emergency room and get treatment... by law.

      The problem is that ER care is expensive, no one pays and then the hospitals either rely on government subsidies or simply close.

      We also have a large single-payer system: Medicare and Medicaid. Together these systems are probably larger than most single-payer systems in the world. And then of course we have the VA system, which is state-run, more like Britain. It serves 8 million actively and is open to 23 million or so.

      All have advantages and disadvantages, and it's not going to help the debate to paint this as such a black-and-white issue. Certainly it doesn't help to call someone names.

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    106. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security.
      He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither.

      You quote Franklin, and then go on to state that you would prefer the government knows enough about you to make a decision as to whether you are a threat to the plane, possibly including an Israeli-style interrogation?

      This contrasted with the alternative, which is letting the government see a black-and-white photo of you naked?

      You have a weird definition of "liberty".

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    107. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      God doesn't love THEM!

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    108. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      They both want to restrict your movement and slowly erode your freedoms.

      That's a pretty odd terrorist. The ones we've encountered recently just want us out of the Middle East.

      The real noodle shaker is being reminded who originally trained, funded and geared up many of these terrorists in the first place.

      Why is that a "noodle shaker"? Actions have unforeseen consequences. I'm not sure how, other than learning, our past actions should affect what needs to be done in the present. So we created a monster... do we kill it or just give up? Or did I totally mis-characterize your point?

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    109. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      the airline should be free to hire their own security force and institute their own procedures. They are not.

      The problem is that if the airline fails, it doesn't just affect the airline and it's passengers. It also affects whatever the airplane hits. We tried "free market" security, and they let 19 co-conspirators through on the same day.

      But even if you disagree with my statement, why must you torture Libertarian principles by trying to apply them to corporations? A corporation is just an abstraction enabled by government. They are just an extension of government, really.

      Why would you take all of these nice Liberal ideals and apply them to a government creation rather than an individual?

      In other words, having an "airline" contract security is not really any different than having the government contract security - the airline receives it's charter from and is regulated by the government. The government even takes them over under certain conditions - bankruptcy, for instance.

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    110. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I want to know why pilots have to go through security checks.

      The point was made above that you don't want someone impersonating a pilot just to get past security. Just like the recent incident where the young guy from China impersonated an old man with a rubber mask.

      Bang-up security :)

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    111. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by novium · · Score: 1

      Thinking of white supremacists, I think you're vastly understating their potential targets. Blacks, Jews, Catholics, immigrants, liberals, foreigners, civil-rights activists. Much like Al-Queda, it's easier to list who they don't hate than who they do. We've been living with terrorism for a long time, but something about this specific form of terrorism short circuits people's brains and they can't seem to handle it with the same amount of perspective (what a funny thing to write) as they do and have done with other forms of terrorism. No one got this hysterical over Oklahoma City or the olympic games or the Unabomber or even the attack on the WTC in the early '90s. They dealt with hijackings, bombings, and etc on a scale in the 80s that today would have the entire country on lock down. We've lost the ability to keep it in perspective when it comes to these specific type of terrorism. (With the others, we seem to remain fairly calm.)

    112. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      if we start having a sniper problem then we would need to take some steps to address the problem.

      You address the problem by capturing or killing the people that seek to kill us. You don't address it by taking away civil liberties.

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    113. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      You address the problem by capturing or killing the people that seek to kill us.

      That is exactly what we did for the DC sniper.

      You don't address it by taking away civil liberties.

      I'd hardly call a body scan or frisk at an airport "taking away civil liberties". But let's say, just for the sake of argument, that it is.

      The fact of the matter is that unless you can provide civil liberties to the OTHER people who travel on the airplanes, the liberal ideal will not work. Egyptians, Saudis, et al do not experience or share Western living conditions, ideals, or liberties. As long as they are allowed to travel on the same airplanes that we travel on, you have a collapse of ideology and need to inject a bit of pragmatism.

      Note that our founding fathers were VERY pragmatic, and did not extend libertarian ideals to anyone other than well-off white males. I'm not advocating that position, but I'm not sure why people hold these people as such idealists. They were very compromising.

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    114. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      We've been living with terrorism for a long time, but something about this specific form of terrorism short circuits people's brains and they can't seem to handle it with the same amount of perspective (what a funny thing to write) as they do and have done with other forms of terrorism.

      I don't think that's true - it's just that air travel affects the politically empowered. Typical air travelers are pretty well-off and have a lot of pull in society. You can bet that the KKK would have had to stare down the gun of the US army if blacks ran the place.

      No one got this hysterical over Oklahoma City or the olympic games or the Unabomber or even the attack on the WTC in the early '90s.

      Well, Oklahoma was a one time, very local event, perpetrated by a whacko. Same with the Olympic bomber. The Unabomber was not local, but the subset of the country affected was vanishingly small, no matter how influential they might be. Also, these guys were all lone actors. It's much more frightening when there is a well-financed, organized suicide militia coming at you.

      The first WTC bombing seemed like a NYC local thing, but people did react quite severely - they simply banned trucks from parking garages altogether. No option of screening even - just no parking at all for trucks.

      Finally, there is the issue of death toll. 9/11 was on par with Pearl Harbor - and even a single widebody jet kills several hundred. Oklahoma City - the single worst terrorist attack in the history of the US until 9/11 - only killed about 150+, which is on par the payload of the smallish 737. So any time an airliner comes down, it's on the same magnitude as the 2nd worst terror attack in US history.

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    115. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that we should not only "opt out", but when searchers touch places that strangers don't usually touch, we should scream bloody murder. Just like any other sexual assault.

      In 2009, Congress passed a law saying screeners could not use xray screening devices as the main source of screening. Only if magnetic screeners alerted authorities to possible infractions could other screening means be used. The Senate has ignored this law and followed their own noses to infringe on rights of American citizens.

    116. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I'd hardly call a body scan or frisk at an airport "taking away civil liberties"

      Stop being such a sheep. Being compelled to strip naked (in the virtual sense) while an agent of the government examines your junk is the very definition of "unreasonable search".

      and need to inject a bit of pragmatism.

      You want a pragmatic outlook? Here it is: The most dangerous part of flying is the drive to the airport. Tens of thousands of people die on the roadways every year whereas the 9/11 hijackers managed to kill 3,000 people. Even under the pre 9/11 security regime hijackings and bombings were statistically insignificant events. You literally have a greater chance of being struck by lightning than you do of dying in an airborne terrorist attack.

      Now, mind telling me why I should have to let some TSA employee feel me up or look at a grayscale image of my penis before I can board the aircraft?

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    117. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      As if the passengers of any plane are going to just sit idly by after 9/11. Even if they have guns, the hijackers are still outnumbered a hundred to one, not to mention that it's kinda hard to hijack a plane if you can't get into the pilot's cabin.

      Also, kindly find some figures about the number of hijackings vs the number of safe flights before you go spouting brainwashed nonsense.

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    118. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Even if they have guns, the hijackers are still outnumbered a hundred to one

      That's not true. 9/11 was a lightly-traveled weekday, and they deliberately picked flights with only 30 or so passengers. 5 hijackers were only outnumbered perhaps 5 or 6 to one. An armed person could probably take 5 or 6 people.

      kindly find some figures

      I'm not going to get into some statistics war. In any event, whose case would it prove? Does the fact that the Israelis have zero hijackings mean that they don't need all of their security? Or does it mean that their security works, if only as a deterrent?

      I'm approaching this very pragmatically. People, for whatever reason, get really worked up about air safety. Why fight that? Instead, try to do a good job and try to balance effectiveness and safety.

      All I was saying is that a TSA agent seeing a nude black-and-white photo of me is preferable to what I had to go through in Israel.

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    119. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Being compelled

      No one is "compelling" you to get on an airplane. Further, you are only looking at the rights of the individual who is flying. What about the rights of the people on the ground? Don't they have a right to be protected from your negligent security? We tried the privatized security route and it didn't work.

      The most dangerous part of flying is the drive to the airport.

      This is a danger with statistics. Per mile, yes - airline travel is much safer. Per trip, no. Per hour, no. So yes, it's safer to fly from New York to Chicago than to drive - but it's not necessarily safer than the drive to the airport.

      Tens of thousands of people die on the roadways every year whereas the 9/11 hijackers managed to kill 3,000 people.

      I say this all the time, and you are absolutely right. We pay a terrible price for our car culture. It dwarfs even our war losses.

      That said, it is pretty clear to me that our society CAN and DOES function with thousands dying in accidental car wrecks. Our society CAN and DOES function with hundreds of war dead and thousands wounded. It CANNOT function with random skyscrapers falling. Just that one incident devastated the economy of lower Manhattan, with companies moving out and people afraid to go to work in high rises.

      I'm not a sociologist so I don't know why, and I wish this weren't the case but there you are. Compared to auto deaths, yup, the loss was mild - but it had a very disruptive effect on our society and I'd rather not repeat that.

      Now, mind telling me why I should have to let some TSA employee feel me up or look at a grayscale image of my penis before I can board the aircraft?

      Because you live in a democracy and that is what the majority has decreed. Sorry, but now you know how minorities feel. Want to hear my rant about preference based voting? :)

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    120. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      By the way, here are the air safety statistics.

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    121. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have two questions about the body scanners (followed by possible answers):

      1. Since software which makes the body image appear as an avatar is available, why isn't TSA using it? Answer: Because humiliating people makes them more docile and easier to control. TSA/DHS views the traveling public as the enemy. Unaccountable control is a powerful thing!

      2. If my 12 year old daughter opts out of the scanner, is subject to an agressive patdown, and is wearing a sanitary napkin, will she be required to expose the napkin to prove that it's a napkin and not an explosive? Answer: It looks like it.

      Janet, Nancy, Michelle, and the first daughters should have to go through these things. It would stop real quickly.

    122. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      You keep harping on 9/11 but ignore the fact that the attack vector used by the 9/11 hijackers was foreclosed with something as simple as a locked cockpit door.

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    123. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      the attack vector used by the 9/11 hijackers was foreclosed with something as simple as a locked cockpit door.

      You realize that is true only because the hijackers were prevented from bringing anything more substantial than a box cutter on board? If "security theater" were not in place, then the locked cockpit door would not be an impediment.

      Look, I don't expect to catch every terrorist. This is about making it harder - not impossible - to bring down or commandeer an airplane. If terrorists are driven to stuffing bomb parts up their asses and getting together inside the terminal to assemble them, well then that is good because it increased the complexity of their plan and reduced the pool of people with the talents and training to pull it off. You've raised the bar, and thus reduced the chances.

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    124. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by ctetc007 · · Score: 1

      the options are a 300 pound flight taking around 7 hours or a trans-Atlantic ferry which taking 8 days and costing 1500 for a shared cabin or 2000 pounds for a single cabin. .

      Well, it looks like market forces have now determined the price of privacy (or the cost of convenience and expediency in privacy lost, depending on your priorities)...

    125. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by Cowmonaut · · Score: 1

      Um no it wouldn't add time. If you read his statement and look up the facts, your average traveler going through Tel Aviv spends 20-30 minutes in the airport. People now spend 2-8 hours on non-holiday weekdays depending on the airport in the US. These times were increased dramatically since 9/11 with the introduction of the TSA's new policies. When people are showing up an *hour early* to account for the security theater, we know there is a problem. Really, this is getting from incompetence to deliberate action (read: corruption) in an obvious way.

    126. Re:A non-partisan no-brainer by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      your average traveler going through Tel Aviv spends 20-30 minutes in the airport.

      This runs contrary to my own experience.

      People now spend 2-8 hours on non-holiday weekdays depending on the airport in the US.

      So does this.

      Where did you get these numbers? I use 1-1/2 to 2 hours as a general rule in the US, and in Israel - which with 10 million passengers is not a very big airport, by the way - recommends that you show up 3 hours ahead of time, and I used every one of the minutes that I had.

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  3. Since you have to raise your hands... by wiredog · · Score: 4, Funny

    and take off your belt while going through the scanner, my plan is to wear loose pants and go commando.

    1. Re:Since you have to raise your hands... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you have to raise your hands... (Score:2)

      by wiredog (43288) writes: on Sunday November 14, @08:28AM (#34221594) Journal

      and take off your belt while going through the scanner, my plan is to wear loose pants and go commando.

      Excellent plan. I often have to stop to hitch up my pants if I just walk from the car to the house with a bag of groceries in each arm. That or walk with my feet about 18 inches apart.

    2. Re:Since you have to raise your hands... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      my plan is to wear loose pants and go commando...

      TIP: Don't use the word "commando" in any context while at the airport. :-)

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    3. Re:Since you have to raise your hands... by iago · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm leaning towards wearing a kilt.

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    4. Re:Since you have to raise your hands... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm leaning towards wearing a kilt.

      I have done this. Not in the US, but the are a couple of practical issues:

      1) kilt pins, stow them in your luggage and make sure to stay out of wind until you can out it back on. Three inches of pointy metal won't make you popular, and the pin weighs down the apron part of the kilt, so, use your imagination
      2) the buckles, most of my kilts have 2-3 buckles made of metal
      3) the sporran, mine has a chain and metal snaps
      4) sitting in an airplane seat in a kilt is a tricky issue, especially if you are a little rounder like me and want to be sure not to give a show
      5) don't even think of the dagger in your sock, and even the kilt flash on your socks have buckles
      6) depending on what you wear for footwear, unlacing your shoes/boots could be tricky. I wear Doc Martens with my kilt, so there is some work involved.
      7) my utilikilts have about 10 snaps. All metal.

      However, the pat down procedure could be hilarious ... Just hoist up the kilt and show the whole damned airport. Of course, that will get you arrested for a different reason.

      Happy kilting.

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    5. Re:Since you have to raise your hands... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and take off your belt while going through the scanner, my plan is to wear loose pants and go commando.

      Yes, okay, for the third time... we get it. You're a closet exhibitionist.

      Seriously, just go streak through Laguardia or something and get it over with.

  4. Says it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Any pilots who don't feel comfortable after undergoing a pat-down have been encouraged to 'call in sick and remove themselves from the trip

    An uncomfortable pilot is a distracted pilot. As a passenger I put my full trust in the folk up front to do their job safely and efficiently and I'd rather they weren't getting distracted. It's not like they need any extra tools or equipment to crash a plane.

  5. Meet "The Resistance" by BadEvilYoda · · Score: 5, Funny

    This article by Jeffrey Goldberg is both sad, hilarious, and informative. http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2010/10/for-the-first-time-the-tsa-meets-resistance/65390/ "We have to search up your thighs and between your legs until we meet resistance," he explained. "Resistance?" I asked. "Your testicles," he explained. "That's funny," I said, "because 'The Resistance' is the actual name I've given to my testicles."

    1. Re:Meet "The Resistance" by garcia · · Score: 4, Informative

      Their counter resistance is a threat of a $10,000 civil suit after their own agents tell you to leave the airport: http://johnnyedge.blogspot.com/2010/11/these-events-took-place-roughly-between.html

    2. Re:Meet "The Resistance" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wear any sports nut protection, that's more resistance and it will be more fun no matter if you opt out or not.

    3. Re:Meet "The Resistance" by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Hm, just how big of a chance of extra freak-out for TSA people there is, if most male passengers implied they enjoy it? ;p

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    4. Re:Meet "The Resistance" by david@ecsd.com · · Score: 1

      "Okay, you've met resistance...keep going...urgh...that's it, baby...ohhhhhhhh. Thank-you TSA, I'm traveling more often."

  6. Be safer than sorry when it comes to cancer by kaptink · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why just do this on one day only when you can make this your default choice? I'd rather be safe than sorry when it comes to cancer. And I dont much like being treated like a naughty child by the TSA or whoever either.

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    1. Re:Be safer than sorry when it comes to cancer by dcollins · · Score: 1

      I think the point is -- If you haven't do so already, start on this day.

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    2. Re:Be safer than sorry when it comes to cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the real point is -- you should not have to choose between being photographed nude and being physically molested. "Opting Out" is a traumatic experience, and that is no accident. If you haven't opted out since the first of the month, give it a shot. Come back and tell us what the point was.

    3. Re:Be safer than sorry when it comes to cancer by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the TSA is counting on most people being to shy and hurried to make this their default choice. Planning ahead to send a message will help more people clear those hurdles.

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    4. Re:Be safer than sorry when it comes to cancer by yuna49 · · Score: 1

      It's the heaviest travel day of the year -- the day before Thanksgiving.

      If this really happens (I have my doubts), I hope my daughter's plane home from college arrives before we sit down to dinner on Thursday.

    5. Re:Be safer than sorry when it comes to cancer by dcollins · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Agree with all of that. But the point of civil disobedience is not to make life immediately more comfortable for yourself. Home of the brave, indeed.

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    6. Re:Be safer than sorry when it comes to cancer by russotto · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Agree with all of that. But the point of civil disobedience is not to make life immediately more comfortable for yourself.

      Civil disobedience (in the modern sense) is worthless; they have enough jails for everyone, and the media won't make a sensation out of you the way they did about Rosa Parks.

    7. Re:Be safer than sorry when it comes to cancer by dcollins · · Score: 1

      Wait, there's a small bit you snipped out of the quote: "Home of the brave, indeed."

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    8. Re:Be safer than sorry when it comes to cancer by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Well, if your civil disobedience crosses over into terrorism according to the government, then the media will make a sensation out of you. In a negative light.

    9. Re:Be safer than sorry when it comes to cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree - take a look at this article... this article

    10. Re:Be safer than sorry when it comes to cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we treated naughty children this way we'd be (appropriately) arrested.

    11. Re:Be safer than sorry when it comes to cancer by Builder · · Score: 1

      The land of the Free* and the home of the Brave**

      * Some terms and restrictions may apply. Offer not valid in all states. Offer void at all airports and border entry points.

      ** Brave(n) - a North American Indian warrior. Oh, you thought it meant (a) - possessing of balls? Nope - gotta be careful with those homonyms !

  7. Inciting terrorism? by fuyu-no-neko · · Score: 1

    Am I cynical to think that the government will want to paint this as inciting an act of terrorism?* I'm just hoping that Joe Public isn't that stupid. Yet.

    * I imagine that such a protest will cause the system to slow to a crawl, harming the law abiding citizen's ability to travel or somesuch.

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    1. Re:Inciting terrorism? by grumling · · Score: 2

      This is not about breaking the law. The law says you can "opt out" of going through the x-ray scanner and be hand searched. The hand search is very time and labor intensive so it might slow down the lines at the airport on the busiest flying day of the year.

      It's called a protest.

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    2. Re:Inciting terrorism? by fuyu-no-neko · · Score: 1

      This is not about breaking the law. The law says you can "opt out" of going through the x-ray scanner and be hand searched. The hand search is very time and labor intensive so it might slow down the lines at the airport on the busiest flying day of the year.

      It's called a protest.

      I know that, and you know that, but I doubt very much that the government would be overly bothered by the fact.

      The government want opt-outs to be as humiliating as possible. If they were to say something along the lines of "law abiding citizens wouldn't want to bring our transport system grinding to a halt", they can imply that protesters are no better than criminals.

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    3. Re:Inciting terrorism? by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually,THE law says that they can't make a law like that at all. I really don't understand why everyone seems to think the constitution doesn't apply if you have a long way to go and a short time to get there.

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  8. Go further by funkatron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most people have a "grab there, get hit" policy (well, less formally acknowledged than that) in their daily lives. I don't think there'd be too much fuss if people applied it to the manual search.

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    1. Re:Go further by mother_reincarnated · · Score: 1

      Besides never being allowed on an airplane again- even after you get out of federal prison? ;)

    2. Re:Go further by funkatron · · Score: 1

      Like anyone is going to go into court and say "I was molesting this guy and he beat me up". That really doesn't sound like a case, does it?

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    3. Re:Go further by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is very likely incorrect, at least the part about going to federal prison. The only right the TSA has to touch you is the consent you give them by trying to get through security. At any time, you can revoke that consent and elect to walk away. If they insist on placing their hands on you after you have revoked that consent, then they are committing battery, and the self-defense doctrine applies.

    4. Re:Go further by AhabTheArab · · Score: 1

      Like anyone is going to go into court and say "I was molesting this guy and he beat me up". That really doesn't sound like a case, does it?

      Of course not. They'd say "I was conducting a routine pat down search in accordance with the TSA's standard procedure and he assaulted me".

    5. Re:Go further by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      You better have a smartphone positioned to watch the entire scene, streaming to UStream and/or Qik, then. (And, then, if you planned that far ahead, it means that this incident was premeditated, hurting your case.)

  9. False dichotomy by michaelmalak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Opting out of the body scanner is opting in to the invasive pat-down. "Opting out" merely validates the false dichotomy put forth by the TSA.

    1. Re:False dichotomy by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      True, you should grab your crotch or breasts during the pat-down to shield them, but they wouldn't let you fly. Most people don't have the stomach for a real protest.

    2. Re:False dichotomy by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      I flew out of Norfolk a week ago. I was taken aside for the "enhanced pat down". They don't have the backscatter machines, so no, I really didn't have a choice even between getting strip searched or getting sexually assaulted. At the end of it the agent who had felt me up said "that's not so bad is it?". I said that it was bad. He said "that's why we give you the choice of a private room". Apparently these people don't get that it's not whether or not it's public or private, it's that THEY'RE TOUCHING MY GODDAMN BALLS. Seriously, I don't like people I don't know (and even most people I do know) invading my personal space, let alone feeling every square inch of my skin, regardless of if it's front of the hand or back of the hand.

      And the worst part is that it won't stop someone from shoving a bomb up their ass and going to the lavatory on the plane. But they can't do a body cavity search on everyone (until the public at large gets used to this new indignity), so they'll just keep tossing more and more levels of privacy invading but useless "security". I'm fucking sick of flying now. If I want the same experience, I'll pay a hooker to finger fuck me in the ass and spend a couple hours sitting in a chair that's two feet in front of a wall.

    3. Re:False dichotomy by sincewhen · · Score: 1

      Exactly, there is no "out". Only option 1 or option 3.
      The only real "out" is to not fly.

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    4. Re:False dichotomy by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Opting out of the body scanner is opting in to the invasive pat-down.

      I would LOVE to see what happens if a group of school children decided 'opt-out'.

    5. Re:False dichotomy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. But it's clearly the option that the TSA doesn't want you to choose. That alone is enough for me to always prefer the pat-down option.

    6. Re:False dichotomy by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      Why don't you have a seat over here?

  10. Won't work by Totenglocke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Trying to annoy the TSA for a day will do absolutely nothing. If you want to end these policies, refuse to fly until they're gone. If airlines see their bank accounts turn red with no hope of them being profitable unless the TSA is removed, you better believe they'll start doing everything imaginable to get rid of the TSA.

    --
    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." ~Thomas Jefferson
    1. Re:Won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The US airlines are already suffering because of TSA.

      I just bought a ticket for a trip from Ottawa to Punta Cana. The cheap flight was American Airlines via some US connection. For $100 more, I could avoid the US and fly directly on Westjet (a Canadian airline). There really wasn't much of a choice, I picked the direct flight. Saved time, avoided TSA. (Well, not completely. They still require info because of the US overflight. But getting into a database is less invasive than a personal search.)

    2. Re:Won't work by dcollins · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Trying to annoy the TSA for a day will do absolutely nothing. If you want to end these policies, refuse to fly until they're gone."

      Totally disagree. Organized public action is necessary to get results.

      The point isn't to annoy the TSA so much. The point is to get the other passengers thinking about and discussing the issue. (Website's 1st line: "OptOutDay.com is an educational outreach campaign, designed to get people to better understand what they are now consenting to when they purchase a plane ticket.") Private, invisible, personal non-purchases will not serve to publicize the issue among the electorate.

      --
      We know where leadership by an anti-intellectual "strongman" who scapegoats minorities and likes boisterous rallies goes
    3. Re:Won't work by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      And why are you assuming that people can't / won't tell everyone they know that "I'm not flying due to these new searches"?

      People try all the time to do these "annoy a company for a day" events (the most common being "don't buy any gas on day X) - and they all have one thing in common........they never amount to anything because after that day's over, people go right back to acting as they did before. This one will fail worse than others since you're still rewarding the airlines and the TSA with your money that day, you're just getting a handjob with your flight as well.

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      "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." ~Thomas Jefferson
    4. Re:Won't work by subsonic · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's about it. My wife and I tried taking amtrak. Its like how air travel used to be. There was an obvious security presence, but not even a metal detector between you and boarding- and this was at Union Station in Chicago. Not to mention the seats were larger and you had more legroom on board, plus there were two three-pronged outlets so i could keep my phone charged and watch some videos on it.
      For us, if its domestic travel, rail is a no-brainer now. Even if high speed rail takes a while to finally come to the US, I'd rather ride comfortably for five hours while I can just relax and watch movies or sleep than spend two hours in the air with all the hassle of at least an hour before AND after being treated like a criminal, sitting in a cramped tin can with stale, dry air and generally hating life and humanity.

    5. Re:Won't work by subsonic · · Score: 1

      Also just realized, how easy would it be to get rid of the TSA once airlines start complaining that it is greatly hurting their business? It seems about the only way things change is when there's lots of money hanging in the balance.

    6. Re:Won't work by dcollins · · Score: 1

      "And why are you assuming that people can't / won't tell everyone they know that 'I'm not flying due to these new searches'?"

      Talk is cheap. It's also easily ignorable. Taking a stand in public gets more emotional impact.

      "People try all the time to do these 'annoy a company for a day' events..."

      I'll say it again: The point here is not to annoy the company.

      --
      We know where leadership by an anti-intellectual "strongman" who scapegoats minorities and likes boisterous rallies goes
    7. Re:Won't work by moortak · · Score: 1

      If there was any doubt about that the recent printer cartridge scene cleared that up. Oh we can't possibly scan all of the cargo, that would slow commerce, but we can increase our scans of passengers.

      --
      Xavier Rabourdin for president 2012
    8. Re:Won't work by ieatcookies · · Score: 1

      All I can say is that you'd better hope that no acts of violence or "terrorism" occur on an airplane that day. You know damn well that that kind of situation will be described in the same sentence as opt-out day and you'll possibly have the exact opposite effect you're hoping for. I agree with the other fellow: hit em in the pocket. Part of all these measures is to make passengers feel safe and continue to fly, if you stop flying they'll consider alternatives.

    9. Re:Won't work by dcollins · · Score: 1

      The airlines are already being hit in the pocket, they already don't like it, and they have zero say in the matter. This is a political problem. Man up and be a citizen, not an anonymous consumer.

      I mean, don't fly if you don't want to. But don't deceive yourself into thinking that makes a difference.

      --
      We know where leadership by an anti-intellectual "strongman" who scapegoats minorities and likes boisterous rallies goes
    10. Re:Won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The airlines overcharge you by a factor of 10, they don't protect your material belongings, they force you to be completely humiliated, they violate you, they pack you in like cattle, they feed you peanuts, maybe the pilots aren't complete alcholics, maybe the maintanence has been performed as required, maybe you arrive safely or you die... Not flying is a no-brainer, boycott the shit out of them. I don't care.

    11. Re:Won't work by skegg · · Score: 1

      Giddy yup !!

      Christmas holidays are coming up and, given the parity of the Australian dollar with the US dollar, two friends and I are keen to travel abroad.

      Hawaii kept coming up as a destination, but I eliminated that option: I have zero desire to travel to the United States while it has such offensive and invasive procedures for both boarding (TSA, "naked scanner") and customs (eye-scanners, interrogations). If it wasn't for this treatment of travellers we would be there in a heartbeat.

      The US just lost 3 semi-affluent people from spending a week in Hawaii. Granted, it's a drop in the economic ocean, but it's a start.

    12. Re:Won't work by Stiletto · · Score: 1

      Good luck with that.

      "Grandma, this year I'm not coming home to see you for what might very well be your last Thanksgiving, because I'M GOING TO STAND UP FOR MY RIGHTS AND STICK IT TO THE TSA!!!"

      Or, how about:

      "Boss, I won't be traveling to Germany for the kick-off meeting with our client because I'm taking a MORAL STAND AGAINST THE TYRANNY OF THE US GOVERNMENT!"

      They can and will get away with anything they want because flying is often people's only travel choice.

    13. Re:Won't work by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      It makes a big difference. If all of the sudden 90% of airline passengers stopped flying, the airlines would bleed money so fast that they'd have no choice but to ditch the TSA. Even if the government did a bailout, it would have to be a continuing bailout and it would be an EXTREMELY politically unpopular one that would only last until the next election when those who voted for the bailout would get voted out and people running on "end the bailout and end the TSA" would get voted in.

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      "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." ~Thomas Jefferson
    14. Re:Won't work by dcollins · · Score: 1

      Hint: You personally are not 90% of airline passengers. Political organization and outreach is necessary.

      --
      We know where leadership by an anti-intellectual "strongman" who scapegoats minorities and likes boisterous rallies goes
    15. Re:Won't work by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Yes, organization and outreach is necessary - and then you use that to STOP THEIR INCOME. Sitting there complaining while you gladly hand over your money is useless and only shows them what an utter moron you are.

      It's like with DRM - buying games with DRM while going "God, I wish you didn't put DRM in, but I'll still give you my money anyways" gives them no reason to stop. The same goes for this - being a good little servant and putting up with all the shit while going "God, I wish you didn't anally rape me before flying, but I'll still keep flying" gives them no reason to stop.

      Make them aware that it's "Cut this bullshit out or you'll be unemployed and living on the streets" and they'll end it pretty quick.

      --
      "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." ~Thomas Jefferson
  11. Conservative issue too. by AnonymousClown · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Hello Teabaggers and my fellow Government conservatives! These scanners are just one big pile of stinking pork AND it's a violation of our beloved Constitution: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution>The Fourth Amendment:

    The Fourth Amendment (Amendment IV) to the United States Constitution is the part of the Bill of Rights which guards against unreasonable searches and seizures.

    This is a prime example of where "if you do nothing wrong; then you have nothing to worry about" is shown to be bullshit.

    These airport scanners and pat downs dishonor our troops and everyone who has ever died fighting for our country!

    We are supposed to be the home of the free and the brave, let's act like it! The Europeans don't do this. They don't even allow the scanners! Are they braver and more free than we are?! It sure looks like it!

    I think everyone on both sides can agree, this is just too much!

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    RIP America

    July 4, 1776 - September 11, 2001

    1. Re:Conservative issue too. by bgarcia · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hello Teabaggers...

      Tee-hee!

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      I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
    2. Re:Conservative issue too. by Alioth · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Perhaps the new motto ought to be: Land of the sheep, home of the scared?

      US paranoia has reached an incredible level. Yesterday I was in Madrid Barajas airport to travel to Liverpool, and there were automatic announcements advising passengers should turn up at the gate for US-bound flights an hour and a half before the boarding time of the aircraft to make it though enhanced security. If you have luggage to check I suspect you now have to turn up at the airport 3.5 to 4 hours before the actual departure time for a US bound flight.

    3. Re:Conservative issue too. by tick-tock-atona · · Score: 5, Insightful

      At this stage, most democracies around the world are more free than the US.

      This cognitive dissonance of declaring yourselves the "land of the free, home of the brave" is quite astonishing given that:

      How the hell are you people not making a bigger noise about these three egregious violations of your liberty?

    4. Re:Conservative issue too. by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      The Europeans don't do this..

      Our governments are trying too however. Unfortunately.

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      The Grey Goo disaster happened 3 billion years ago. This rock is covered in self replicating machines!
    5. Re:Conservative issue too. by khallow · · Score: 0, Troll

      Your president has the power to pardon anyone he likes for any reason, completely outside the judiciary.

      And your point is?

      Your president has just decided that it's not politically expedient to allow some 200 people accused of terrorism a fair trial. So instead he'll just allow them to be held indefinitely without charge. Even China has the decency to charge their political prisoners with a crime and giving them a day in court.

      Read up on the Geneva Conventions to which the US is a signatory. This is legal. Maybe China would give civilian trials (military tribunals are a different matter) to its prisoners of war too, but that would be illegal by the conditions of the Conventions.

      Your president can order anyone he likes - US citizen or not - to be placed on a "kill list", which gives the CIA the authority to kill them without any judicial oversight. Don't even bother mentioning a fair trial.

      If a US citizen is actively fighting against the US in support of a foreign power, then no trial is needed. If the power is abused, the President still has to answer for it. For a related analogy, police don't require judicial oversight to defend themselves from an attacker. But they can and are second guessed after the fact.

    6. Re:Conservative issue too. by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Europeans don't do this. They don't even allow the scanners!

      Actually the Europeans do allow scanners, and claim that 95% of passengers approve of them:

      Manchester Airport body scanners in all three terminals

      Besides, if an international airline flight originates abroad and lands in the US, then the TSA forces the originating airport to jump through all sorts of security theater hoops. Back in 2004 I flew to New Zealand & Australia. My flight back was from Brisbane to San Diego. At the Brisbane airport the flight departed from the very last gate in one of the concourses. I got there a couple hours early due to the timing of my connecting flight, so I went to the gate, sat down, and started reading a book. About 2 hours before the flight a group of about 5 security agents showed up and had everybody leave the departure area - moving to the next-to-last gate in the concourse. Once our departure area was vacant they roped it off, put on rubber gloves, and started searching the entire area. They searched under the seats in the departure lounge, inside the trash bins, around the gate agents desk, etc. Once they had swept the gate area all but one went on board the aircraft and I assume did a fulls sweep of it as well. After that was done they allowed passengers back into the waiting area, but they screened our passports as we returned. I asked one of the screeners what this was all about, and they told me that it was solely because the destination of the flight was inside the USA and therefore USA regulations required the additional screening.

      Anybody with even a tiny bit of intelligence could see how useless all this security theater was. If I was a terrorist and wanted to hide a bomb in the airport I'd simply hide it in the waiting area of the next gate and detonate it when the security sweep is going on since all the passengers would now be in that waiting area. Or if I was going to smuggle weapons or anything else on board the plane then I'd have them hidden elsewhere in the concourse for me to pick them up. Unless the screeners search the ENTIRE concourse then a sweep of just one departure lounge is a complete waste. But it was a requirement forced on them by the USA.

    7. Re:Conservative issue too. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      If a US citizen is actively fighting against the US in support of a foreign power, then no trial is needed.

      How do you establish that a citizen is doing this?

    8. Re:Conservative issue too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even China has the decency to charge their political prisoners with a crime and giving them a day in court.

      As when they ordered their military to attack protesters at Tiananmen Square? Or as when they recently sentenced a parent to three years in prison for being an activist about food safety? Pray tell us what is decent about a kangaroo law or a kangaroo court.

    9. Re:Conservative issue too. by khallow · · Score: 1

      How do you establish that a citizen is doing this?

      If he's shooting back or otherwise participating in hostile military activities.

    10. Re:Conservative issue too. by 91degrees · · Score: 3, Informative

      Then you don't even need a kill list. There's a principle of self defence against immediate danger. Anwar al-Awlaki is not shooting anyone.

    11. Re:Conservative issue too. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That's funny, you do realize that in China the trials against political dissidents are just for show, right? The result is predetermined and I have yet to hear about one of those show trials going against the state.

      The CIA doesn't have the legal authority to assassinate people. That was taken away quite a while ago, and no sitting President has rescinded it. Not even President Bush.

      OTOH, people in various parts of Europe regularly get brought up on charges of denying the Holocaust and various other speech crimes.

    12. Re:Conservative issue too. by horigath · · Score: 1

      Read up on the Geneva Conventions to which the US is a signatory. This is legal. Maybe China would give civilian trials (military tribunals are a different matter) to its prisoners of war too, but that would be illegal by the conditions of the Conventions.

      If a US citizen is actively fighting against the US in support of a foreign power, then no trial is needed. If the power is abused, the President still has to answer for it

      What foreign power are these people allegedly fighting for then? I'm sorry, but my understanding is that the US presences in Iraq and Afghanistan are intended to support the current governments—not to make war on them.

      Unless maybe you're talking about how the US is conducting raids into Pakistan? Even then, I don't think I missed a declaration of war from either party.

      "Terrorism" is not "a foreign power."

    13. Re:Conservative issue too. by cs668 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the Europeans not doing this. I got picked to have a special screening in Amsterdam where the officer joked that I had, "won the free massage". Then put rubber gloves on and reached inside of my pants in the front and the back. He didn't cup my nuts, but he did put his hand inside the waistband.

    14. Re:Conservative issue too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The UK does indeed have AIT body scanners. And in the UK, if you opt-out, you don't fly. That's right, decline to be porno scanned, and you are escorted off the premises. Currently, the UK (Heathrow and Manchester), and Amsterdam use them Italy is on track to install some within 3 months.

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-11539723

      http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/01/07/europe-divided-use-body-scanners-airports/

    15. Re:Conservative issue too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the land of the free, because the people in charge are free to do whatever the hell they like..

    16. Re:Conservative issue too. by rminsk · · Score: 1

      AND it's a violation of our beloved Constitution: The Fourth Amendment

      To bad the fourth amendment does not apply. If you are in an airport or within 100 air miles of the US border you are in a "Constitution Free Zone."

    17. Re:Conservative issue too. by SydShamino · · Score: 2, Informative

      The first one is a check on the power of the judiciary - and the judiciary's reluctance to acknowledge its own mistakes. It's based on the notion that most of us would rather have a few criminals go free than allow any innocent people to be imprisoned. A governor's or President's commutation or pardon is often the last recourse for the wrongfully convicted.

      And note that Libby, criminal that he is, wasn't pardoned; Bush merely commuted his sentence. This was one of the things that drove a wedge between Bush and Cheney during their second terms.

      The second two violate the Constitution, and if we had a Supreme Court with a backbone would be overturned. Alas the judiciary's check on the power of the President and Congress isn't working well right now.

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      It doesn't hurt to be nice.
    18. Re:Conservative issue too. by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      At Heathrow I showed up 3 hours early and had plenty of time to go shopping at the gate.

    19. Re:Conservative issue too. by khallow · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Who said anything about immediate danger? It could have happened last month.

    20. Re:Conservative issue too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should check your car for gps trackers.

    21. Re:Conservative issue too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sympathetic to your concerns. Lots of people ARE making noise about it in the form of lobbying. Sadly that's not where the big money is. The big money is in cultivating fear, spending huge sums on wars and pointless security gadgets, and expanding governmental power. Those who are fighting for freedom are doing it as loudly as we have the means to.

      Everyone knows "the land of the free and the home of the brave" is just a song lyric from almost 200 years ago. At best it's an ideal we strive for; at worst it's mendacious propaganda. At the time Key wrote it, it was partially true in a relative way for lighter-skinned people. It was probably at its best during the Carter administration. Ever since the vile, despicable Ronald Reagan, the ideal has been dying.

      1) Your criticism of pardons makes no sense. This violates our liberty? It's a constitutional power by which the president can check a runaway judiciary. It's odd you mention that rat-bastard Libby in connection with presidential pardons, since Libby was *not* pardoned, which is why his name has seeped back into the news cycle lately.

      2) Horrible. "Change we can believe in"? Change should start here. Arbitrary remandment is unconstitutional, of course: formally, "the president" cannot do this; whoever orders this done is a criminal. This is one reason why Bush should have been impeached; his successor is acting the same way.

      3) Horror of horrors. This is as wrong as can be, and violates Magna Carta, not just the US constitution.

      I'm curious what noise you would expect to hear about these things, though -- there is plenty of noise, but how are you listening? By watching CNN? BBC? The mainstream media are not interested in covering stories of opposition or protests.

    22. Re:Conservative issue too. by khallow · · Score: 1

      "Terrorism" is not "a foreign power."

      But a number of groups that are involved in terrorism are foreign powers.

    23. Re:Conservative issue too. by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Those powers are pretty normal (except the assassination one, which should at least involve a trial stripping citizenship from targets). And remember the President can be impeached for misusing his powers. Pardoning someone who just followed orders, detaining criminally insane foreigners indefinitely, and killing traitors and foreign terrorists are hardly violations of liberty, or at least our liberty.

      And other democracies are pretty weak. Australia, which still recognizes "royalty", allows for indefinite sentences for anyone, which is about as bad as law can get.

    24. Re:Conservative issue too. by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      "Terrorism" is not "a foreign power."

      True, but there do exist those attacking our soldiers abroad. Trying them in civilian court makes no sense to me. What is your solution?

    25. Re:Conservative issue too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello Teabaggers

      Did you actually want to insult the Tea Party members? "Teabagger" is often used as an insult due to the sexual connotations. I'm sure that the people who say "teabagger" on purpose feel sly and clever, but I view it as exactly on the same level as Rush Limbaugh saying "feminazi". That's right, if you did that on purpose, I am now comparing you to Rush Limbaugh.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_Party_movement#Use_of_term_.22teabagger.22

    26. Re:Conservative issue too. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Your president has the power to pardon anyone he likes for any reason, completely outside the judiciary.

      Yes.

      Your president has just decided that it's not politically expedient to allow some 200 people accused of terrorism a fair trial. So instead he'll just allow them to be held indefinitely without charge. Even China has the decency to charge their political prisoners with a crime and giving them a day in court.

      I'm sorry, you'd rather have show trials, like China's?

      Look, the people in Gitmo were in a weirdly bad situation. They aren't uniformed soldiers. They aren't US Citizens. They *are* a huge threat to US Citizens... what the hell are we supposed to do? We can't take them as POWs because they aren't unformed soldiers and there's no declared war. We can't run them through the US legal system because they aren't US citizens.

      Is our solution wrong and bad? Possibly, yes. But what were we *supposed* to do in this situation? Say "oh you're not US Citizens... go ahead, carry on" and ignore them?

      Your president can order anyone he likes - US citizen or not - to be placed on a "kill list", which gives the CIA the authority to kill them without any judicial oversight. Don't even bother mentioning a fair trial.

      Wrong.

    27. Re:Conservative issue too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, you'd rather have show trials, like China's?

      In fairness, the US appears to be going for a mix of indefinite detention and the occasional show trial:

      Omar Khadr was captured in 2002 in Afghanistan. He was the only survivor after a firefight and an air strike on an al-Qaeda position. He had been wounded in his shoulder and in both eyes, shot twice in the back and was near death. It was alleged that, just before he was shot, he had thrown a grenade at attacking American troops, killing one of them. As already noted, he was 15 years old.

      He then spent several months in the hellhole that was Bagram airbase in Afghanistan, where he claims -- credibly, given all that we know about what went on at Bagram -- that he was subjected to sleep deprivation, the chaining of his hands above his head for hours, that he was hooded and threatened by dogs, and sometimes forced to urinate on himself because he was not unshackled to go to the bathroom.

      His chief interrogator at Bagram admitted to telling the teenage boy that unless he co-operated, he would be sent to a U.S. prison, where a group of black men would gang rape him to death.

      [...]

      This week, Omar Khadr was offered the following choice: plead guilty, or face two different routes to life in prison. He could go to trial, and thanks to a confession that would be laughed out of any real court of law, he'd probably be convicted. But even if the court somehow found him not guilty, the U.S. reserved the right to detain him indefinitely as an enemy combatant. The only sure way to get out of jail early was to tell his interrogators what they wanted to hear.

      On Monday, Khadr was even forced to cop to other crimes, including the killing of two Afghan soldiers, something he wasn't even charged with, and for which the prosecution appears to have had no evidence. And, in a nice touch that Stalin would have appreciated, Khadr appears to have also been forced to sign away his right to sue his jailors for the various forms of deprivation and abuse that he was subject to. In court on Monday, Col. Patrick Parrish repeatedly asked Khadr to confirm that he was agreeing to these terms willingly, that he really, truly, sincerely wanted to plead guilty all of his own accord. Khadr said yes.

    28. Re:Conservative issue too. by horigath · · Score: 1

      Why not?

      Especially now: our western militaries are supporting the current governments in places like Afghanistan. Doesn't that imply that those militaries support those governments' rule of law? If we don't trust them to try criminals then why they heck did we install them?

      Is there some magical power that "terrorists" have that somehow rises above the western justice tradition's capabilities?

    29. Re:Conservative issue too. by toriver · · Score: 1

      Or domestic; you haven't forgotten about U.S. backing og Contras in Nicaragua have you? Or the protections extended to IRA members who went to the U.S. and where British demands of extradition were denied?

    30. Re:Conservative issue too. by toriver · · Score: 3, Informative

      Note that the English are not entirely European... so they tend to do things differently than the rest of Europe do.

    31. Re:Conservative issue too. by khallow · · Score: 1

      Or domestic; you haven't forgotten about U.S. backing og Contras in Nicaragua have you? Or the protections extended to IRA members who went to the U.S. and where British demands of extradition were denied?

      No, I haven't. Such things are just irrelevant to my argument.

    32. Re:Conservative issue too. by rcw-home · · Score: 1

      The first one we consider a good thing - it is a check on the judicial branch by the executive branch. Pardoning does occasionally have undesirable outcomes (Richard Nixon comes to mind - also google for Maurice Clemmons) but we believe that people's liberties are so important that we want the legal process of taking them away to be interruptable at any point in the process - by the officer who would have otherwise arrested you. By the prosecuting attorney who is preparing the case against you. By the judge or by a single juror who remains unconvinced. By an appellate judge, if they accept your case. By the governor or president, if they don't want to keep you locked up.

      Outlining all of the features of the legal due process system only serves to increase the horror of extrajudicial punishments, extraordinary renditions, and assassinations. Leaders who do those things should be prosecuted as criminals. We have a due process for that too - sadly, with a polarized two-party system, it won't ever be used properly or function correctly as a deterrent. In the meantime, we'd be wise to make it a campaign issue.

    33. Re:Conservative issue too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      • Why are presidential pardons a violation of liberty?
      • Your other outrage is warranted.
      • There are people making as much noise as they can about it. Possibly you are not listening: you're not going to hear about it on CNN. The big money, of course, is found in sowing terrorist FUD: it enhances the security-industrial complex and it enhances the power of the federal government. That makes it much more difficult than I think you realize to oppose all this crap.
    34. Re:Conservative issue too. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      It could have done but didn't. So what's your point? There are people on the kill list who have not shot anyone and evidence against them is circumstantial.

    35. Re:Conservative issue too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Europeans don't do this. They don't even allow the scanners!"

      Yes they do and yes they do, its just that at _most_ locations there is still the metal detector as an alternative and the pat-downs are just regularly embarrassing pat downs instead of the meat-jiggling ones you get in the US. Even so, very opposed!

      Also please stop comparing the US to the EU as though we somehow have it better over here... I work until nearly the end of August to pay my annual tax bill, expensive private healthcare is performed by the same people who do a terrible job on the NHS, I cant own a gun, the police force is one quarter the size it used to be and violence in the street is now a problem for local councils and not law enforcement... seriously, you guys state-side have it sweet and you need to keep it that way!

    36. Re:Conservative issue too. by Jay+L · · Score: 1

      How the hell are you people not making a bigger noise about these three egregious violations of your liberty?

      Because the party that could politically gain from making civil-liberty noise about these actual civil-liberty issues is too busy making civil-liberty noise about healthcare.

    37. Re:Conservative issue too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How the hell are you people not making a bigger noise about these three egregious violations of your liberty?

      Because of the kill list!

    38. Re:Conservative issue too. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I think it's a matter of, "most people don't fly very often, and most of those that do fly don't have to go through the scanner very often." People ignore this issue because most people don't know about it, and rarely have to deal with it.

      Myself, the only reason I care about it is because it probably adds to the cost of the ticket. I don't care if people see me naked, and I don't travel enough for the radiation to be particularly damaging.

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    39. Re:Conservative issue too. by khallow · · Score: 1

      It could have done but didn't. So what's your point? There are people on the kill list who have not shot anyone and evidence against them is circumstantial.

      If that is true, then I'd like to hear about it. Mind you circumstantial evidence is just a kind of evidence not a quality of evidence.

    40. Re:Conservative issue too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello Teabaggers and my fellow Government conservatives! These scanners are just one big pile of stinking pork AND it's a violation of our beloved Constitution: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution>The Fourth Amendment:

      The Fourth Amendment (Amendment IV) to the United States Constitution is the part of the Bill of Rights which guards against unreasonable searches and seizures.

      TSA searches are granted by the Constitution as an "administrative search." Look it up. When you decide to fly, the airline fuels the plane, trains pilots and brings a bunch of pretty faces aboard to serve a fraction of your needs. When you approach these aircraft, the Government steps in because it has been granted control of airport operations thanks to the FAA, and now more specifically, DHS. Getting close to an aircraft means that you are under Government protections. Part of these protections is provided through the screening of your person and property that is brought aboard. The security comes with how you and your property screened for threats, but also everyone around you has been screened as well.

      This is a prime example of where "if you do nothing wrong; then you have nothing to worry about" is shown to be bullshit.

      These airport scanners and pat downs dishonor our troops and everyone who has ever died fighting for our country!

      We are supposed to be the home of the free and the brave, let's act like it! The Europeans don't do this. They don't even allow the scanners! Are they braver and more free than we are?! It sure looks like it!

      I think everyone on both sides can agree, this is just too much!

      Take your hyper-patriotism rhetoric and shove it. Hundreds of thousands of people go through airport screening every day and most of them have no problem with it. Those that do have a problem with it gain the attention of people who you don't really want watching you. Causing trouble at a checkpoint is, itself, perceived as a threat to security and will be dealt with as such. Think about it.

      This is the home of the brave, where millions can fly to their destination every month without any fear of the plane going down.

      To be the land of the free, the price of freedom must be paid. In this case, that price is an elimination of this illusion of privacy that we hold when our very lives are at stake. Ask anyone who serves; they know of this price. The so-called "privacy" that you protect is nothing more than a caricature of the human form. What you persecute is a ghost and a vision, but is no real threat to our Constitutional rights.

      Abolishing our security is the real threat. While Benjamin Franklin did say, "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety," (and before you rebuke, that is the historically accurate quote) the saying does not foresee the times we live in now. When Benjamin wrote it, it was only a note aside two proposed acts in Massachusetts that would basically legislate them into martial law while under British threat. The statement is a reaction to the idea that the citizenry shall not be subjected as an accused person would be. We're talking curfews, arrests, and arbitrary executions here... not pat-downs. When that was written, the idea was to protect our rights to freely move about, engage in citizenship without fear and basically live our lives. So, what essential liberty does the body scanner threaten?

      There's brave, then there's stupid. You want to be brave? Join your local law enforcement. Start an airline. Become a pilot. But for f*ck's sake, don't go splattering your ignorant opinions on-line and insist that everyone respect it as Truth. Grow a pair, then we'll talk.

    41. Re:Conservative issue too. by Builder · · Score: 1

      They don't even allow the scanners!

      Not only do we allow the scanners, we have no opt-out. If you refuse the scan, you cannot fly. There is no pat down option.

    42. Re:Conservative issue too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, one airport in England has scanners. The airport which happens to be in the city which wanted to be the first to try ID cards (initially to be rolled out to airport workers) and somehow this is "all of Europe".

    43. Re:Conservative issue too. by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      Civilian courts mainly try those accused domestically. Frankly they lack the resources and probably the will to deal with nebulous international issues.

      While the US seems intent on enforcing the rule of law in occupied territories, it is unable to in many cases. For most, trying these fighters in their home countries' makes little sense.

      I do not deny that in this case both the innocent and guilty find themselves in a difficult legal situation, but I am not ready to acknowledge that a US civil court is the best place to resolve it.

    44. Re:Conservative issue too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans are lazy fucks. Nuff said.

  12. If the sheep fight back, they won't like it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovyKogICCkQ&feature=player_embedded

    imagine that?

  13. Also known as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Also known as "National Get-Added-To-The-No-Fly-List Day"

    1. Re:Also known as... by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      That would actually make my life better, I hate flying. Driving cross country is time consuming and expensive though.

      If only there was a third option....

    2. Re:Also known as... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      And nothing of value was lost?

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    3. Re:Also known as... by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      That would actually make my life better, I hate flying. Driving cross country is time consuming and expensive though.

      If only there was a third option....

      We better getting working on the tube technology, Cage.

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    4. Re:Also known as... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      You say that in jest, but if you are on the no-fly list for a reason like that, I'm pretty sure your employer would have to accommodate you if they wanted to send you on a business trip. Getting on the no-fly list might very well be the best way to ensure that your employer will arrange less humiliating travel options when they need you to be somewhere....

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    5. Re:Also known as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who has been a "permanent selectee" for many years, I'm not too afraid of this. I've already converted over to (not regulated by the TSA) private flying for a lot of my short flights, and worst case scenario, I'll make the move over for all flying. Yes, it's more expensive, but at least then I don't need to beg the permission of an "agent" with a hs diploma and a puffed chest to fly.

      I'd rather work on getting the rights I deserve as a citizen back, then work on "blending into the crowd" as security measures become more invasive and avenues for recourse become slimmer and slimmer.

    6. Re:Also known as... by toriver · · Score: 1

      Amtrak? Greyhound?

    7. Re:Also known as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you seriously recommending the US train or bus system for speed or cost? Amtrak and Greyhound are what you take if you don't have a car. A high-speed train would be different, but Amtrak takes longer than driving.

    8. Re:Also known as... by Mephistro · · Score: 1

      "Getting on the no-fly list might very well be the best way to ensure that your employer will arrange less humiliating travel options when they need you to be somewhere...."

      Either that or your employer will give you the pink slip and hire another guy. Hmmm... What would most employers do?

    9. Re:Also known as... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Open themselves up to a potential lawsuit due to firing an employee with a disability? Maybe.

      Surely the world has gone insane when an employer can make periodic random involuntary molestation a requirement of employment and no one even bats an eye.

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    10. Re:Also known as... by toriver · · Score: 1

      But the time spent on the train can be used productively, unlike when driving a car which requires your attention.

      So a four hour drive is a four hour drive, while a six hour train journey is a six hour work day.

  14. so what's to prevent by doginthewoods · · Score: 3, Interesting

    People from simply removing all of their clothing when they are "hand searched"? Or demanding that a LEO be present at the search? Or demanding that the search be video'd? If the search is "public", then can someone tape it? Or getting the name of the employees who search you?

    By the way, where did that 'bagger come from from up thread? What a parrot.... Prove a negative, indeed....

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  15. WELCOME TO AMERICA THESE ARE YOUR BALLS IN MY HAND by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    You americans crackle me right up.

  16. Security Theater Showdown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    As much as this is so very much needed in the U.S., and other countries that practice this farce of security, in reality I doubt the call to refuse won't be in the minds of the majority that only think of getting to point B. I'm sure that the powers that be realize this and know that is what is going through most peoples minds as they get ready to board a plane. "Gotta get to point B, no matter what the cost or seemingly minor inconvenience of the loss privacy.". If it was me, and I was a U.S. citizen, I would be having all sorts of fun making their job as unpleasant as possible. Soon as they start screaming "Opt-out!!", I'd do that too. "Hey everybody I'm an opt-out! I'M AN OPT-OUT! Look at me, I don't want to go through the scanner!" As a man, I'd ask for a woman to pat me down. I know how well that will go over with the goons. So, I'd probably get a guy. Since he's going to be touching me in places he shouldn't may as well ask him to milk my prostate while he's at it. Make it more uncomfortable for him than it is for me. Just some suggestions for those who have to go through this bullshit.

    I bet there won't be more than 5% that refuse the scanners, and insist or refuse the pat down. Any takers? Place your bets now as to the % of people who refuse scanners

    1. Re:Security Theater Showdown by Gordonjcp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Make it more uncomfortable for him than it is for me. Just some suggestions for those who have to go through this bullshit.

      When you come back from your "pat-down" be sure to tell all the other passengers to ask for *that* particular screener, because he give excellent hand-jobs. See how red you can make him turn.

    2. Re:Security Theater Showdown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      also be sure and try to get the most "macho" agent there. when he starts rubbing you up and down, perhaps use something along the lines of the following for some dialog in as audible a manner as possible:

      "ah yeahhhhh, you like that don't ya, you little he-bitch. i can see it in your eyes. you're thinking about just how much you'd like to have that cock in your mouth aren't you, you perdy little thing?. yeah that's it...rub it up and down real good..."

    3. Re:Security Theater Showdown by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      As a good friend of mine pointed out though? This was a common tactic by Jews in WWII Germany too. They often made jokes and goofed off around Nazi soldiers ordered to check their IDs and so forth. Ultimately, it was pretty ineffective in getting any policies changed in their favor.

      I have to agree with him, that anger and resisting the system they're trying to put in place is the only *effective* response.

  17. Re:WELCOME TO AMERICA THESE ARE YOUR BALLS IN MY H by Dr.Merkwurdigeliebe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It'd be hilarious if it wasn't so sad.

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  18. Sending the wrong message... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While opting out of the security procedures set forth by TSA may send a message, all it says that we don't like our goodies being shown or handled in public. Not flying at all would send a bigger message, that we'd rather not fly than be subjected to these procedures.

    I wouldn't hold my breath on either. For every person that opts out, there's plenty more that will put up with it in order to get to their destination on schedule.

  19. "National Get Into It" Month instead? by The+Second+Horseman · · Score: 1

    Want to get the TSA screeners begging to get the policy changed? Have as many people as possible ask for the pat down and act like they're enjoying it when the agent gets to the "right spots". Might as well make them as uncomfortable as they're making everyone else. Just don't move much or do anything to prevent the pat-down.Nothing wrong with a few involuntary sounds, right?

    1. Re:"National Get Into It" Month instead? by funkatron · · Score: 1

      I'm already banned from my doctors for similar reasons. I don't want to get banned from flying too.

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    2. Re:"National Get Into It" Month instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      act like they're enjoying it when the agent gets to the "right spots"

      Shiver and moan, then ask for a tissue ;)

  20. Age-old history theory... by geekmux · · Score: 0, Troll

    While I can understand the continued harassment of passengers via new policies and procedures is indeed getting out of hand, the fastest way to the corner of History Ave. and Repeats St. is to go back to how things were before.

  21. You are on a limb by Kupfernigk · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I moderate quite a lot, perhaps because I try to be fair and presumably get good meta-moderation. I've reviewed your posting history, out of curiosity, and the moderation looks quite normal to me.

    I'd just like to point out that the last post of yours that got down-moderated was a "The State knows best" - type post, which is probably more associated with the Far Left than the Right. My own feeling is that Slashdot moderators tend towards individual responsibility and freedom from excessive regulation, rather than any right/left dichotomy. And really, what do you expect of people most of whom have built their careers on the Internet? That's exactly the attitude you would expect.

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    1. Re:You are on a limb by windcask · · Score: 1

      Most of my comments that are absent of political bent do get moderated fairly. And my comment about "liberal cynicism" deserved it; it was a gut reaction to someone's blatant provocation. But simply arguing that Bush-era policies truly have kept us safe should not be a criterion for flamebait or trolling. And I am opposed to the nanny state except in extreme cases where negligence lost us the lives of 2973 Americans.

    2. Re:You are on a limb by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      Your entire ruse is pure politics. You obviously believe in strong authority over personal freedom. You couldn't be more political. And very superficial at that with your "left/right" bull pockey. Save it for the 1st graders.

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    3. Re:You are on a limb by windcask · · Score: 1

      I believe in it when life and limb are at risk, yes. And please stop with your name calling; the fact that your posts don't get marked as "flamebait" only further proves my point.

    4. Re:You are on a limb by moortak · · Score: 1

      3000 people over a decade is hardly a blip on the mortality statistics, especially when there isn't any evidence that the measures are working. Look at the foiled attacks that have happened, they made it through security just fine. What has stopped attacks is good intelligence, locked doors, and a more vigilant flying public. We will have another mass casualty terrorist attack, it probably won't be like ones we've had in the past, and those deaths aren't worth any more than others. If we're going to spend our finite resources on saving lives we should put it towards something with a higher return and less damage to our civil liberties.

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    5. Re:You are on a limb by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      I believe in it when life and limb are at risk, yes.

      Are you familiar with the term "useful idiot"? See, to me, the only real danger you represent is that you can vote my rights away. Otherwise we could safely ignore you. As it is, we have to be forever vigilant against those who would have us chasing ghosts.

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    6. Re:You are on a limb by windcask · · Score: 1

      I've said it before and I'll say it again...please stop with the name-calling. For someone called "countertrolling," you sure do a lot of it yourself.

    7. Re:You are on a limb by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      Trying to avoid the subject, are we? It's not name calling. It's the part you play, the role you have been given on the political stage. You only need a bit more subtlety to avoid getting caught.

      I'm not sure you have noticed or not, but I find that those who support state sponsored thuggery are worth little more than ridicule, mostly due to their closed minded irrationality. You can't be rational in the face of authoritarian dogma.

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    8. Re:You are on a limb by windcask · · Score: 1

      Closed-minded from your perspective maybe; in your world 'inconvenience' is the same as 'thuggery' (and probably 'racism' too, though I won't just out-and-out assume that). You're the one yelling with the mob here, not me. It takes a truly open-minded person to revisit things that he's told by conventional wisdom are closed-minded.

    9. Re:You are on a limb by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      Ihre papiere, bitte..

      If it takes a mob to retake (not plead for) and protect our freedoms, then I stand tall with 'em, no apologies, no regrets. Unfortunately it's a bigger, irrational mob that it taking them away in its lust for power, a piece of the plunder. And it's desires are every bit as radical as any "terrorist" on the planet.

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    10. Re:You are on a limb by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      I'd just like to point out that the last post of yours that got down-moderated was a "The State knows best" - type post, which is probably more associated with the Far Left than the Right.

      Tangential to the thread, but an important distinction:

      Authority ("the Church/State/Boss/Father/Mother knows best") vs. liberty ("I'll decide for myself") is orthogonal to left (the interests of people who do productive work) vs. right (the interests of people who own capital). It is certainly true that there are two main clusters in contemporary American politics; whether our two parties reflect or create this dynamic is an open question. But to understand the issues, we have to see politics as multi-dimensional. (And no, the two dimensional "Nolan Chart" used as a recruiting tool by the so-called "Libertarian Party" is just as much of a distortion.)

      The contemporary mainstream American right, which we can more-or-less identify with the Republican Party, is capitalist and authoritarian. It thinks the State knows best what sort of sexual and romantic relationships you ought to be permitted to engage in, believes that the state ought to have the power of life and death over citizens (not just in the death penalty, but in opposing euthanasia laws), and fetishizes the military chain of command, where the individual submits to the moral judgment of the State as to who ought to be shot or bombed.

      On economic issues, both the GOP and the "libertarian" right of the "Libertarian Party" want a state that's powerful enough to preserve the privilege of the investment class (i.e., the capitalists). You'll never hear them talk about reducing government's power to enforce and create property "rights". The mouth-noise from the GOP about "smaller government" is marketing; their idea of "smaller government" is about decreasing democratic governance and increasing state-backed private power. (It's government cops who come to evict you from "private" property.)

      The contemporary moderate left in the U.S. -- the center of the Democratic Party, to a first order approximation -- is more skeptical of the State dictating "family values" and deciding who should live and die, though there is also an bit of a holdover from the Progressive Era's Prohibitionist tendencies to save people from themselves. (It is sometimes a tricky line to figure out what's "saving people from themselves" and what's "sensible consumer protection against fraud".) This group thinks that the State knows better than corporate oligarchs what's good for the economy -- and given the fact that the economy has historically done better under Democrats than under Republicans, they seem to be correct in that belief.

      The far left, though, thinks that rather than regulating them, we shouldn't have corporate oligarchs in the first place. While Marxists believe that the solution is a "dictatorship of the proletariat", the libertarian left understands that corporate charters (and therefore the stock market that trades corporate ownership), reserve banking, all the economic factors that concentrate wealth -- hell, money and property itself -- are either creations of the state or rely directly on it, and that disempowering the state along these lines is a more desirable means to the end of economic justice and liberty.

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  22. Heads I win; Tails you lose... by bornagainpenguin · · Score: 1

    If airlines see their bank accounts turn red with no hope of them being profitable unless the TSA is removed,

    they'll hit us up for some more bail out money because everyone knows in Corporate America companies can capitalize the profits and socialize the losses.

    This will do about as good as refusing to buy music from the RIAA, you're a pirate no matter how primly you refuse to buy their products or download their albums.

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  23. Wait until Japanese here about a new pat-down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There will be special tours to watch pat-down in US airports. Complete with actresses in Sailor Moon outfits undergoing pat-down with eye rolling, blushing and moaning before videorecording tourists.

    1. Re:Wait until Japanese here about a new pat-down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  24. change... by xushi · · Score: 0

    Not flying for one day won't change shit.. Not flying until they change the rules won't change shit. You think it'll bankrupt the airlines into removing these? They'll just get bailed out by the government with non-existent tax money, find another excuse for the shortage of profit, or - guess what? - wait a few months and return to normal as if nothing happened because - with all due respect - UK people are such gullible hypocrites that just can't change or voice shit...

    Seriously, you really think we can change anything in the UK if the government or some higher power has its mind set ? Get real... or get some pipe bombs, AK47's, and make your point the same way the French do..

  25. HOW TO END TSA NONSENSE AND BE A GOOD AMERICAN! by Greymoon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When traveling this holiday season, opt out of any porn scanners. Opt out LOUDLY. Say “I OPT OUT” while you smile at the nearest TSA agent. Be polite and move on to step two, the Pat Down. Getting a hand pat down. Teach your children to shout LOUDLY, “STOP TOUCHING ME in a SEXUAL MANNER!”. Adults shout LOUDLY, “Stop TOUCHING ME in a SEXUAL MANNER!”. Smile and be polite as you do this. Children are allowed and encouraged to cry. Video the whole escapade with sound and as clearly as possible. Post to youtube.com Behold the power of the Internet. Game on Janet!

    1. Re:HOW TO END TSA NONSENSE AND BE A GOOD AMERICAN! by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 4, Informative

      Children are allowed and encouraged to cry.

      You mean sort of like this?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TCHSGvNwRY

      I seriously doubt too many parents will let their children get traumatized like this when they realize what a TSA pat-down of a small child will likely result in.

    2. Re:HOW TO END TSA NONSENSE AND BE A GOOD AMERICAN! by grumling · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Put your children in T-shirts that say "The Federal Government is afraid of me" or "The government thinks I'm a terrorist."

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    3. Re:HOW TO END TSA NONSENSE AND BE A GOOD AMERICAN! by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      This is a good way to get yourself sued by a TSA agent for defamation of character, as the touching, while it does contact your naughty bits, is not "sexual".

    4. Re:HOW TO END TSA NONSENSE AND BE A GOOD AMERICAN! by ieatcookies · · Score: 1

      Behaving loud, erratic, and uncooperatively will simply cause you to miss your flight. They're trained to remove you from the situation if you're doing anything they consider or can even label as upsetting other passengers.

    5. Re:HOW TO END TSA NONSENSE AND BE A GOOD AMERICAN! by westlake · · Score: 1

      When traveling this holiday season, opt out of any porn scanners.

      The weather is threating to close down O'Hare. The delays in Atlanta are already a misery. You have a chance to board one of the last flights out. You will take it - and the faster you can flit though the scanners the better.

      Trust me on this.

      You do not want to be the geek who screws things up.

      You, really, really, don't want to be the geek who draws his kids into stunts like this. The kids will - in all innocence - rat you out. To the TSA. Fox News and CNN.

      It's the lock-up for you and Protective Services for them.

    6. Re:HOW TO END TSA NONSENSE AND BE A GOOD AMERICAN! by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      I assume they are using Bill Clinton's definition of "sexual"?

    7. Re:HOW TO END TSA NONSENSE AND BE A GOOD AMERICAN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the touching, while it does contact your naughty bits, is not "sexual".

      Ah, but what if it is? How in the world can you say that no TSA agent will touch someone in a sexual way? I'm sure many TSA agents will remain professional, but I'm also certain some will not. These are not doctors, or trained medical personnel, or even police officers here. You are talking about people with minimal qualifications and may have been recruited through a pizza box

    8. Re:HOW TO END TSA NONSENSE AND BE A GOOD AMERICAN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless it's some pantyless bitch in a miniskirt.

    9. Re:HOW TO END TSA NONSENSE AND BE A GOOD AMERICAN! by Cederic · · Score: 1

      What if it turns the victim on as he does it?

      He may not mean it sexually but I know gay men that would enjoy this. Shit, make the TSA agent female and I might..

    10. Re:HOW TO END TSA NONSENSE AND BE A GOOD AMERICAN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better idea: use the government to fight the government... do T-Shirts and stickers that say "I do not consent to being viewed naked or touched sexually by the TSA" -- and hand out "TSA security measures enable child porn"

      That would get things to change rather quickly, I think.

      This makes me think... what are the TSA employees saying about all this? I, for one, would refuse to cup a child's crotch as a regular part of my day-to-day job. I'd also refuse to stand there staring at stripped down images of children over and over again.

    11. Re:HOW TO END TSA NONSENSE AND BE A GOOD AMERICAN! by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      So the parent's options for their kids are have someone feel the kids up or let someone take a nude picture of them and hope that the government isn't lying about the images not being saved (and hope that the person in the booth has their pants on and no camera phone)? What the fuck kind of option is that? Why the fuck is this not immediately shot down by anyone with a brain? (answer: there probably isn't anyone in the TSA with a brain)

    12. Re:HOW TO END TSA NONSENSE AND BE A GOOD AMERICAN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Errr. Did anybody else notice the last bit this video?
      When checking in, if your under 12yo kid has been randomly selected for searching (it's on the ticket apparently), you can ask to have him/her de-selected.
      What the hell kind of security system is that, if people can get de-selected for searching, just by asking?

    13. Re:HOW TO END TSA NONSENSE AND BE A GOOD AMERICAN! by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      The video is gone. Got another link?

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    14. Re:HOW TO END TSA NONSENSE AND BE A GOOD AMERICAN! by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      (answer: there probably isn't anyone in the Federal Government with a brain)

      FTFY

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    15. Re:HOW TO END TSA NONSENSE AND BE A GOOD AMERICAN! by Terrasque · · Score: 1

      "This video contains content from Tribune, who has blocked it on copyright grounds."

      Great video, indeed.

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  26. How to change their tune by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 1

    One commercial airliner spiralling into the ocean, or worse, into a civilian target, will pop them into line quick-smart, and won't hear about their violated rights again to the end of their self-centred days.

    1. Re:How to change their tune by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you're saying we need another false-flag op to bring the masses back under the whips of the bourgeois elite? We can make that happen...

    2. Re:How to change their tune by isorox · · Score: 1

      So you're saying we need another false-flag op to bring the masses back under the whips of the bourgeois elite? We can make that happen...

      Didn't we just have one? British Airways suggest that maybe, perhaps, US security has gone too far with frisking 3 year old kids, when countries like Israel use real security.

      A few days later, an "Al-Qaeda suspect" gives a tip to Saudi Authorities about a bomb that's apparently on a cargo plane, which is addressed to a Synagog (to make it inconspicuous) and allegedly found in the UK just in the nick of time. What a strange co-incidence.

    3. Re:How to change their tune by fl_litig8r · · Score: 1

      One commercial airliner spiralling into the ocean, or worse, into a civilian target, will pop them into line quick-smart, and won't hear about their violated rights again to the end of their self-centred days.

      On the other hand, won't that downed airliner have established that this has been security theater all along?

    4. Re:How to change their tune by toriver · · Score: 1

      You ARE aware of the insanely low chance that "one commercial airliner spiralling into the ocean" did so due to a terrorist rather than construction errors or skimped maintenance because of cost-cutting, yes?

      If you want to save lives, install alco-locks in all American cars NOW. Enforce helmet and safety belt mandates and rip to shreds the driver license of repeat offenders to the traffic code or speed limit regulations. More people are killed in traffic each year than in ALL airplane accidents so far, whether by a terrorist or other (more likely) cause.

      But the self-centered motorists would not accept that regime...

    5. Re:How to change their tune by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying we need another false-flag op to bring the masses back under the whips of the bourgeois elite? We can make that happen...

      Didn't we just have one? British Airways suggest that maybe, perhaps, US security has gone too far with frisking 3 year old kids, when countries like Israel use real security.

      A few days later, an "Al-Qaeda suspect" gives a tip to Saudi Authorities about a bomb that's apparently on a cargo plane, which is addressed to a Synagog (to make it inconspicuous) and allegedly found in the UK just in the nick of time. What a strange co-incidence.

      *Just in the nick of time = passing the security procedures and then being told go back and "double check - just in case *wink* *wink*"

      Glad somebody else noticed the incredibly convenient timing. And before the inevitable Occams razor post, ask yourselves what seems less incredible; a well-timed 'example' of what can happen by our own security forces - or a group of international terrorists blowing numerous chances of being able to sneak explosives onto planes once the security methods are relaxed, by committing a half-assed attempt at the worst possible time.

  27. Flying isn't a right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and those providing that service, and security, can put whatever restrictions on you. So you either take the scan, or the patdown, or you don't fly, and that's that. I don't have a problem with it. If you do, get on the bus, or in your car, and drive. If going overseas, get on the boat, and take weeks getting to where you wanna go.

    You have choices in all ways that you travel, some people just don't like the alternatives and would rather blame airport security.

    1. Re:Flying isn't a right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about a pat down for the bus? Or your car? when will it end, that's the point. You must be from Australia!

  28. Time for a new line of clothing products by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think I'll start manufacturing a line of undergarments that have metal threads woven into them with sayings like "I do not consent to invasive searches", "TSA scanners are a violation of my 4th Amendment rights", etc.

    I wonder what the TSA response would be if they started seeing people wearing underwear, etc. that effectively blocked the scanners from seeing ones "naughty bits" and possibly also included slogans like these?

    1. Re:Time for a new line of clothing products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I'll start manufacturing a line of undergarments that have metal threads woven into them with sayings like "I do not consent to invasive searches", "TSA scanners are a violation of my 4th Amendment rights", etc.

      I wonder what the TSA response would be if they started seeing people wearing underwear, etc. that effectively blocked the scanners from seeing ones "naughty bits" and possibly also included slogans like these?

      Why not just manufacture a complete line of suits, that block the scanners? Just imagine an entire family walking through the scanner and nothing but blank images showing up ..... :-)

    2. Re:Time for a new line of clothing products by James+McGuigan · · Score: 1

      Well if the TSA can't see your naughty bits by remote, then I think their response would be "step aside sir, we are going to have to do this by hand"

      Now the real trick would be to have spiky metal underwear, and let them see how hard they grope then

    3. Re:Time for a new line of clothing products by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1

      Now the real trick would be to have spiky metal underwear

      Could chastity belts end up making a comeback?

    4. Re:Time for a new line of clothing products by rminsk · · Score: 1

      I think I'll start manufacturing a line of undergarments that have metal threads woven into them with sayings like "I do not consent to invasive searches", "TSA scanners are a violation of my 4th Amendment rights", etc.

      To bad the Constitution does not apply. If you are in an airport or within 100 air miles of the US border you are in a "Constitution Free Zone."

    5. Re:Time for a new line of clothing products by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      Now the real trick would be to have spiky metal underwear, and let them see how hard they grope then

      pat pat jab "Ouch!"

      "Prickly little buggers, aren't they!"

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    6. Re:Time for a new line of clothing products by Professr3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think the Constitution provided for those. If it's American soil, the Constitution applies, end of story. If they're saying that airports aren't American soil, then why would there be a problem with bombing them into oblivion?

    7. Re:Time for a new line of clothing products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I'll start manufacturing a line of undergarments that have metal threads woven into them with sayings like "I do not consent to invasive searches", "TSA scanners are a violation of my 4th Amendment rights", etc.

      I wonder what the TSA response would be if they started seeing people wearing underwear, etc. that effectively blocked the scanners from seeing ones "naughty bits" and possibly also included slogans like these?

      That'll buy you a slow, extremely-thorough, personal frisk. Of course, apparently you get one about half the time ANYWAYS even if you DO go through the Nude-O-Scope, so go for it!

  29. Flying != basic human right. by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 0

    Can you believe the various authorities actually *force* engineers to build safety margins into aircraft? And *force* aircraft to take off with enough fuel to make alternate landing sites? Can you imagine the humiliation?

    When did sitting in a thin metal tube surrounded by barely controlled raging fires and flammable liquid whilst travelling thousands of miles at 30k feet become some kind of basic human right?

    We're all allowed to fly without a pat-down, you just need to buy your own aircraft and get trained. One of the first things you'll be taught however, is that passengers are one of the most dangerous things on an aircraft. Even if they're not trying to take a plane down intentionally.

    Personally, I would rather fly on an aircraft where I know that everybody, myself included, had been scanned. What about my rights?

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    1. Re:Flying != basic human right. by Javagator · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What about my rights?

      The best thing to do is to have two sets of flights. One set where no one gets body scans, and other flights where everyone get body scans. Let evolution solve this problem.

    2. Re:Flying != basic human right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I would rather fly on an aircraft where I know that everybody, myself included, had been scanned. What about my rights?

      Personally, I'd rather not cede the 4th amendment right to be free of unreasonable searches and to be secure in person. I'd rather not raise my chance of all forms of cancer by several orders of magnitude simple to be able to get to where I need to be.

      Lets take the politicians out of making the decisions on the types of machines and searches. Lets put together a panel of engineers, physicians and privacy advocates ... let that group decide what machines can safely and privately achieve the goal of taking TSA screeners out of the process. As the TSA own reports and test prove time and time again, the screens are the weak link in the passenger security chain.

      And lets not talk about, airport ground security, or the lack of screening of all the 3rd party employees .....

    3. Re:Flying != basic human right. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      When did sitting in a thin metal tube surrounded by barely controlled raging fires and flammable liquid whilst travelling thousands of miles at 30k feet become some kind of basic human right?

      Where in the constitution is the government permitted to prevent this?

    4. Re:Flying != basic human right. by burris · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Flying isn't a right but being secure in our persons from unwarranted and intrusive searches is.

      Personally, I would rather fly on an aircraft where I know that everybody, myself included, had been scanned. What about my rights?

      All of the people who have ever died on a plane, from mechanical problems and pilot error as well as terrorism, doesn't even add up to a single years worth of drunk driving fatalities. I would bet that you still willingly get in a private car so you're only fooling yourself. Airline security is already good enough that further encroachments to our actual, enumerated, rights are not necessary.

    5. Re:Flying != basic human right. by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      What about my rights?

      Your rights went out the fucking window when they started stepping on MINE. End. Of. Story.

    6. Re:Flying != basic human right. by hort_wort · · Score: 1

      Seriously, mod this guy and the parent up! This is the best thing I've *ever* read amidst all the opinions on this topic.

      Let's do this and keep track of which is which in the air. If the lesser-security flight deviates from it's course, shoot it down. Have the passengers agree that they're willing to die and forfeit any right of their families to get reparations.

    7. Re:Flying != basic human right. by djlemma · · Score: 1

      Even if you happen to own a private jet, it may not be enough.. Just do a quick search on Steve Jobs' recent security problems.

    8. Re:Flying != basic human right. by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This has nothing to do with the constitution. A good few people died in a little town called Lockerbie, a hundred miles away from where I'm typing. It was a US aircraft flying from England (different legal system to Scotland), over Scotland, brought down by what appears to have been a Libyan originating bomb. That's outside the influence of the US constitution on almost every count. Bringing an aircraft down does not just affect the country that the flight originated in. If the US removes security scans and planes start coming down then they may find themselves unable to fly through foreign airspace...again, the system evolves around the problem.

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    9. Re:Flying != basic human right. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      This has nothing to do with the constitution.

      It's US policies in US airports. If they want to stop people from flying, or if they insist on searching people then they need a constitutional justification. Other countries having issues are beside the point. The constitution still gives the US government no right for unconstitutional searches. There's no exception for flights to other countries.

      If the US removes security scans and planes start coming down then they may find themselves unable to fly through foreign airspace...again, the system evolves around the problem.

      Given that it's the US insisting on this security, I don't understand how that's likely. More to the point, terrorist attacks aren't very common.

    10. Re:Flying != basic human right. by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      I don't think the GP and his ilk are even serious at this point. Perhaps this argument made sense when they were merely asking us to remove the shoes. There is no defense for irradiating the nutsack.

    11. Re:Flying != basic human right. by jjohnson · · Score: 1

      You have no right to force the rest of us to accommodate your irrational, pants-shitting, reason-crippling terror of statistically irrelevant outcomes, especially when the mechanisms you would adopt do nothing to actually prevent those outcomes.

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    12. Re:Flying != basic human right. by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      Article 1, section 8?

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    13. Re:Flying != basic human right. by toriver · · Score: 1

      But what if the more-security plane does so? Anyone sitting on a plane are already "willing to die" in the sense that the plane is more likely to crash due to malfunction than the theoretical possibility of a hijacking.

    14. Re:Flying != basic human right. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Missed the bit where it says that Congress shall have the power to restrict air travel.

    15. Re:Flying != basic human right. by MattskEE · · Score: 1

      Oh please, the US is the country that forces its security theater on the flights of foreign nations that land in the US. It's not the other countries who want to force their security requirements on us. I think it's a reasonable expectation to place on these flights that they have the same security as domestically originating flights, though I happen to think that the security for a domestic flights is largely a farce.

      In a tit-for-tat move, Brazil now fingerprints visiting US citizens (only US citizens mind you) because this is what the US does to visiting Brazilians.

      The US is one of the most paranoid countries in the world when it comes to flight security, though not all of the security measures increase security in a meaningful way.

    16. Re:Flying != basic human right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's already been proven that driving is a right. By extension flying is a right as well.

    17. Re:Flying != basic human right. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Your right to freedom os speech steps on my right not to be offended.

      Your right to your property steps on my right to take your property.

      Your right not to be searched arbitrarily steps on my right to personal safety.

    18. Re:Flying != basic human right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good few people died in a little town called Lockerbie, a hundred miles away from where I'm typing. It was a US aircraft flying from England (different legal system to Scotland), over Scotland, brought down by what appears to have been a Libyan originating bomb.

      And yet despite that - and despite the fact that we too have had terrorist attacks on Scottish airports within the last 9 years (however pitiful the attacks may have been - terrorists accidentally setting themselves on fire instead of the airport etc.) - we don't require other countries to jump through meaningless hoops just to charter a flight into our air-space...

      Sure there's a ton of totally nonsensical laws passed in our country - more than a few of them with the (seemingly) sole purpose of removing our civil liberties - but even we're not daft enough to waste energy, money and time in methods that have no discernible improvement on the current situation.

    19. Re:Flying != basic human right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not think much of the new scanners at the airport check point in haven, I'm definitely intervened for increased security on the plane, but this technique is already a very intimate in the persöhnlichkeitsrechte of man. http://www.erlebnis-check.de/blog

  30. even better idea by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    pilots & flight crews go on strike, customers quit buying airline tickets, drive your own car, hit them where it hurts the most = in the wallet.

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    1. Re:even better idea by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      USAPA will most likely not do any kind of sick out. I am shocked that they would even mention it because in this case, it is self-defeating. I wonder if these comments were taken out of context by the interviewer. I don't really like how USAPA (US Airways) was singled out. By doing a sick-out, the pilots are only hurting the company when the company is not the enemy this time around, it is TSA. USAPA's efforts would be much better spent using its funds to lobby for the total removal of these machines. As an airport employee, I make everyday an opt-out day as should every pilot, flight attendant, airport employee, and passenger.

    2. Re:even better idea by camperdave · · Score: 1

      The airlines are not the TSA.

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    3. Re:even better idea by jjohnson · · Score: 1

      If the airlines approached Congress and said "The TSA is killing the airline industry", you can bet there'd be quick action.

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  31. this gave me an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if you just plan ahead before every flight, and try to get them to search you. When they finally start doing the enhanced pat-down, act like you're all into it and getting off. Maybe put some peanut butter in one pocket and jelly in another, so they get stuff all over their gloves.

  32. Yep, there are four things to do by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) Stop flying. I realize this may be hard, but in most cases it is possible. If it is truly impossible, like your work requires it, ok fine but then you just kinda have to roll with what happens. However for just about anyone else you can stop flying. Doesn't mean you can't vacation or visit family, just means you will have to drive. It'll work, really it will. When I was a kid, my parents almost always drove us out to the grandparents place because of cost. I didn't enjoy it, but it was fine.

    2) Let the airlines know you have stopped flying, and why. You may have noticed the government thinks the airline industry is rather important. They have bailed them out in the past. This could be because they consider it of strategic importance, could be because the airlines have good lobbyists, etc. Whatever the reason or combination of reasons, they listen and that's what matters. So if you make it clear to them that you are refusing to fly because of the TSA, they'll take notice. One person won't do anything alone, but if more than a few do it, they'll care. Make sure to include things like your frequent flier number and dates you traveled last year so they know you do use their service, and can see you aren't.

    3) Write your senators and representative and let them know you find this unacceptable, and that this is an issue that will decide your vote. Write a well reasoned letter explaining why this is not ok, and ask what they intend to do about it. You will very likely get a reply (from a staffer of course but it is still their position). Again, what one person says doesn't matter a whole lot but a bunch of people will make them take notice since politicians have to care about being reelected first and foremost and if their constituency is pissed, they have to deal with it. Goes double if they have pressure from the airlines as well.

    4) Actually vote on it. If your representatives say "We think the TSA is fine we aren't doing anything," vote for their challenger. Perhaps when they are running even make a campaign contribution, doesn't have to be large $20 should suffice, along with a letter expressing your support for them so long as they will work to fix/get rid of the TSA.

    You cannot expect change over night. However if people who are pissed off start doing this, change will come, one way or another. The TSA gets away with its stupidity due to apathy more or less. People just go along with their shit so it is an issue congress doesn't have to care about. If people tell congress it is a problem, then it will become a problem for congress.

    1. Re:Yep, there are four things to do by russotto · · Score: 1

      1) Stop flying. I realize this may be hard, but in most cases it is possible.

      Sure, but it'll cost me my marriage, because my wife will be pissed off that I won't fly anywhere for vacation.

      You cannot expect change over night.

      Why not? We get change overnight all the time. Only it's change for the worse. Some new indignity they are requiring, or some new item which can't be taken on board.

    2. Re:Yep, there are four things to do by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well if you wife really would divorce you over such a trivial matter with no respect at all for your principals, may I suggest that divorce is where you are headed anyhow, and you should start preparing for that end now. Marriage is about compromise and respect. If either or both of you can't do that then it won't last.

      As for expecting change overnight well because that is naive. I am telling you how it is, I don't care if you don't think that is how it should be, you have to deal with the world as it is. The only time somethign changes fast is when the person in charge of whatever it is wants it changed. Even then change is often slow. It took a long time for the TSA to become as bad as they are. When they first became the TSA, and the government just basically hired all the formerly private security screeners they were just incompetent. It was more or less the same shit you had before, just with different shirts. It was over time as they got established and their power grew with no corresponding oversight that they because the shitfest that we have today.

      At any rate if you don't care about the TSA, then don't do anything. I'm not telling you that you have to care, just telling you what I believe you should do if you do care. I do not pass judgment if you feel they are fine, that is up to you. If you do care then at least do 3 and 4 if you just cannot do 1 and 2. I concede that there are circumstances where it is impossible to not fly, though I will note we got along without regular air travel for many a decade. Finally, if something like that really would cause your wife to leave you, then start making plans because it is headed that way anyhow, it is just a matter of when.

    3. Re:Yep, there are four things to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      In the case of the first option - Refuse to Fly, you CAN exert pressure on your employer. NOWHERE in any employment contract that I have see can an employer FORCE you to consent to having "nearly naked" images taken of you, force you to be repeatedly exposed to harmful radiation, or force you to be sexually molested. In fact, in ALL of these "options", employees have taken their employers to court & won substantial, punitive awards.

      So why should we expect any different ? Please recall, that these people who have had these humiliating & horrible experiences have DONE NOTHING WRONG. This is simply another example of a knee-jerk reaction by a Government Agency, doing whatever they please under the veil of "protecting Americans from Terrorism". It astounds em that they can violate the civil rights of Americans with these remarkably ineffective methods.

      Vote with your feet, people. Choose alternative means of transportation - rail, car, ship, whatever. When the airline industry (which employs hundreds of thousands of Americans) is crippled, they can then go & deal with having this Draconian Agency dismantled. The ripple effect goes around the world. Airlines & security companies at European & Asian airports are also complaining that the TSA demands over THEIR security regulations violate the rights of NON-American passengers.

    4. Re:Yep, there are four things to do by Raenex · · Score: 2, Informative

      NOWHERE in any employment contract that I have see can an employer FORCE you to consent to having "nearly naked" images taken of you, force you to be repeatedly exposed to harmful radiation, or force you to be sexually molested.

      Most people are empoyees-at-will, which means if you don't like the job assignment, they are free to fire you. That doesn't mean you shouldn't stand up for what you believe in, but be prepared to face the consequences.

    5. Re:Yep, there are four things to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't flown within the USA since the 9/11 knee-jerk reaction
      I have only entered the USA once since then, as a matter of fact.
      And even entering by land was surrounded by a lot of security theatre consisting of a lot of activity, and very little useful substance.

      Posting anon, to preserve moderations in this therad

    6. Re:Yep, there are four things to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the airlines started to do terribly ... they wouldnt change, theyd get another bailout ....

    7. Re:Yep, there are four things to do by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Not in my country. I've turned down job offers and turned down requests by senior management on the grounds I refuse to fly to the US because of their invasive biometrics programme.

      The senior management expressed surprise, requested confirmation from me in writing of my reasons and then let it drop.

      Obviously the job offers represent a missed opportunity, but it would be wrong to accept a job advertised as requiring travel to the US knowing in advance that I will not be permitted entry.

    8. Re:Yep, there are four things to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll work, really it will.

      I don't have a car, nor can I afford to take three weeks off of work to drive across the country, spend time with family, and then drive back.

      Not to mention, if the airlines go too red, they'll just get a Fun Happy Federal Bailout.

      Thanks, but I'll just continue to act like I really, really, *really* enjoy being felt up by the TSA. Causing discomfort is the only way that things get changed.

    9. Re:Yep, there are four things to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good summary, but there is a 5th option. The laws of the state and the nation do not disappear when you step into an airport. If a security guard sexually assaults you, call the police, have him or her arrested and prefer charges.

    10. Re:Yep, there are four things to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to read all of this, but you kinda lost me at #2. Just do whatever it is you're asking to do... i'm fine with it.

    11. Re:Yep, there are four things to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sure, but it'll cost me my marriage, because my wife will be pissed off that I won't fly anywhere for vacation.

      More like the opposite is true. How will your wife feel toward you that you allowed some TSA thug to squeeze her breasts and fondle her vagina? Talk about damage to a marriage...

    12. Re:Yep, there are four things to do by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Most people are empoyees-at-will, which means if you don't like the job assignment, they are free to fire you

      Yes, but unless they can prove that the firing was "for cause", they'll be paying you unemployment. Most for-profit enterprises do not want to pay you money to not work.....

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    13. Re:Yep, there are four things to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like the opposite is true. How will your wife feel toward you that you allowed some TSA thug to squeeze her breasts and fondle her vagina? Talk about damage to a marriage...

      Damned either way is all. If you're referring to the scene in _Crash_, Cameron Thayer had no winning move; his wife was going to be angry at him regardless.

  33. Privacy by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Not only can you opt out of a full body scan, but you can also request a private screening room. It is your right! I am an airport employee, I would know.

    1. Re:Privacy by Builder · · Score: 1

      Having a private screening room doesn't make the required sexual assault any more fun. I'd prefer it in public so I can moan and thrust at your cow-orkers and embarrass them like they're embarrassing me.

  34. Hated your parents then? by GerryHattrick · · Score: 0, Troll

    You-all in the USofA may feel safe enough, and rejoice in twitting the functionaries paid to defend you, but we here over the briny somewhere to the East have every reason to be grateful that technology (yea, faulty 'an all) is being mobilised to protect us a bit. How else will you handle a bloke in a girlie yashmak, with a charge up the passage where the sun don't shine? Stop hating authority, start beating the enemy.

  35. lets call it what it is... by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

    This change by the TSA was not to made to improve safety. The TSA has decided that these machines are cheaper than hiring the appropriate number and quality of employees and training them properly.

  36. The pilot thing shows how stupid it really is by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't see why there is a security check for pilots at all. I mean we want to carefully check their identity, we want to make sure that they are who they say they are of course. However after their ID has been established, they should be allowed to go on about their business with no more check. Why? Because such a check is totally worthless. Pilots have hands on the controls of the aircraft, they could crash it and kill all aboard if they wanted. Further, many of them have guns that they carry. Since 9/11 they have been allowed to get certified and have a gun in the cockpit. Many opt to because you get paid a bit extra if you do.

    You have to trust the pilots, that is just how it goes. As such once you've identified them as the pilots who should be on the flight, other security checks are worthless.

    That pilots are subject to the same arduous security checks as passengers just proves that it is security theater, and nothing that is really useful. They aren't concerned with actual security, just a theater that justifies their jobs, and that they like being the tough guys who get to be in charge.

    1. Re:The pilot thing shows how stupid it really is by robot256 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My kingdom for a mod point, this is probably the most obvious stupidity of the TSA. Why the fuck would a pilot need a bomb? He has one already! The only reason it could possibly be a problem is if he was in cahoots to take down a *different* plane--hand off the bomb itself to the suicide freak after the checkpoint, and he could do a couple of them before getting caught. But even so, it's a lot of work to become a certified pilot--a lot more than showing up and asking "how to fly a big plane, no worry how to land". I think it would be easy to argue that the pilots should be trusted MORE than the TSA agents themselves.

    2. Re:The pilot thing shows how stupid it really is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I could remember where I read it--maybe it was Schneier's blog. The TSA defense was familial hijacking. I'm totally serious.

      They claim that because people are taking banker's families hostage, somebody might do the same thing and hand the pilot a bomb. Thus the security is required for pilots.

      Except, they pilots are already bringing guns on and HAVE THE CONTROLS. It *could* be a valid defense. If airplanes had a computer controlled somewhere else that prevented them from crashing into the ground. Oh wait...they don't.

      TSA is incapable of actually running any sort of calibrated risk management...that's really all there is to it.

    3. Re:The pilot thing shows how stupid it really is by Surt · · Score: 1

      To be fair, on virtually all commercial flights there are two people capable of flying the plane in the cockpit, so if only one was a terrorist, he'd have to overcome the other to crash the plane. With a bomb strapped to his chest, he no longer has that hurdle.

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    4. Re:The pilot thing shows how stupid it really is by sc0p3 · · Score: 1

      I see it as the prisoner-guard dynamic that is seen in so much of psychology. And we all know how that ends! US needs to restore sane levels as fast as possible.

      The passengers are customers, not criminals.

    5. Re:The pilot thing shows how stupid it really is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's to catch the pilots doing a bit of smuggling and/or drug mule-ing on the side.

    6. Re:The pilot thing shows how stupid it really is by Theaetetus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't see why there is a security check for pilots at all. I mean we want to carefully check their identity, we want to make sure that they are who they say they are of course. However after their ID has been established, they should be allowed to go on about their business with no more check. Why? Because such a check is totally worthless. Pilots have hands on the controls of the aircraft, they could crash it and kill all aboard if they wanted.

      As a counterpoint, pilots frequently 'deadhead', or ride in a jumpseat from one airport to another so that they can get to the particular plane that they're supposed to fly. In such cases, the pilot is no more than a passenger, albeit one paid by the airline to fly - they do not have their hands on the controls of that plane. Furthermore, a pilot who flies a cargo-only prop-based puddlejumper may be deadheading on a 787, so the fact that they'll eventually have their hands on the controls of a plane may be irrelevant.

      That said, yes, it's all security theater.

    7. Re:The pilot thing shows how stupid it really is by nstickney · · Score: 1

      Which goes back to the identity idea: If the terrorist is just impersonating a pilot, he'd have to fool the other pilot, which would be fairly difficult, considering that the pilots are likely to have met and worked together before. How many times have you seen just one member of the flight crew walking out to the plane? Almost never. Usually, they walk out together, so a terrorist trying to impersonate a pilot faces a very, very high chance of detection without any security screening at all!

    8. Re:The pilot thing shows how stupid it really is by toriver · · Score: 1

      And of course the first thing the terrorist pilot will do in the air is to incapacitate the unaware real pilot...

    9. Re:The pilot thing shows how stupid it really is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was discussing what you said with a friend of mine and he pointed out this is mainly to stop drug trafficking. I believe he has a valid point there.

    10. Re:The pilot thing shows how stupid it really is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How will a security screening that can't detect explosives hidden inside body cavities find drugs that are hidden in the same method?

    11. Re:The pilot thing shows how stupid it really is by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      So because a pilot can crash the one aircraft he is flying, they should just allow him to bring as big an arsenal as he can carry with him to pass to his terrorist accomplices in the secure area so they so they can take out a dozen planes 747s instead of the 10 seater he was flying?

    12. Re:The pilot thing shows how stupid it really is by NeMon'ess · · Score: 1

      It's not an all or nothing proposition. Pilots should be able to go through the metal detectors and that's it. Their belongings get x-rayed, and they get to bring a pocketknife or scissors through along with a gun if they have the permit.

    13. Re:The pilot thing shows how stupid it really is by Builder · · Score: 1

      What about the situation where a bona fide pilot gets a call to say that the bad guys have his family hostage and will kill them if he doesn't carry Object ScaryAsShit through security and give it to ReallyBadGuy on the other side.

      It won't take his plane down, his family get let go, and some other bunch of saps die. No incentive_not_ to cooperate, is there ?

      So yeah, pilots should be searched if any of us should be searched.

    14. Re:The pilot thing shows how stupid it really is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To play devil's advocate, I can think of one reason (admittedly, a small one)

      At larger airports, the TSA goon won't know the pilot...however, the flight crew almost certainly will. So if we *just* check credentials (which can be faked, very effectively I might add, by motivated individuals) we could be allowing a motivated "pilot" (who would be outed if he actually tried to board the plane as such by co-pilot/flight crew) to get an item past security, go into the bathroom past the checkpoint and do a quick clothing change and become "passenger"

      Not to mention, even a *real* pilot could use weak pilot security to engage in a bomb hand-off, which would allow him to use his pilot privilege to cause multiple terrorist events.

  37. A new expression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Keeping what safe? A gaggle of meekly surrendering sheep, or a nation of free people?

    Jeremy Clarkson could turn this into a new expression. The french being cheese-eating surrender monkeys, the americans are cheeseburger-eating surrender sheep :)

  38. Anal Searches Needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we do not stand up against this, soon we'll all be expected to have anal searches performed before we can get on an airplane. When that fails to end the terrorism, we'll be forced to show up 18 hours before a flight and eat prunes. Boarding the aircraft will not be allowed until you defecate.

    I've never been searched flying on private aircraft. Perhaps that's the answer?

  39. Err... where've you been in the past decade? by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

    it's a violation The Fourth Amendment of our beloved Constitution

    The airports have been constitution-free zone for over a decade. Our failure to defend against the first incursion of our constitutional rights a decade ago has lead to this. If we're looking for someone to blame, we need not look further than the bathroom mirror... (Yeah, I lifted that from V for Vendetta)

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  40. This is about security ... RIGHT! by gabrieltss · · Score: 1

    This is not about security but about getting YOU used to the full police state. It doesn't have a DAMN thing to do with terrorism. IF terrorists REALLY wanted to have a HIGH body count, HIGH property damage all it would take is some well placed dynamite along the san andres fault. And half of California would fall into the ocean. Hijack planes, blow them up - PULEASSSSE! That is for government stooges to do to get you scared. Even the "underwear bomber" didn't have to go through security and was ESCORTED onto the plane by a government agent. Even the State Department ADMITTED they directed that he be allowed onto the plane. There were SEVERL witnesses to this including people who saw a man VIDEOTAPING the whole damn thing on the plane! Yeah this is all about terrorism - what a HUGE crock of SHIT!

    Tyranny is in this land - and in the guise of fighting terrorists!

    "If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy."
    - James Madison

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  41. It isn't going to happen by westlake · · Score: 1

    The holiday traveller is focused on one thing only - making it home on time.

    The geek and his causes are no more welcome an obstruction than the Hare Krishna.

  42. Please Scrap the TSA and start over by Constantin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The TSA has yet to catch a single terrorist before they attempted to commit a crime. Shoe-tosses, liquid bans, enhanced pat-downs, body scanners, and all the other reactive measures implemented by this agency ignore the simple fact that the FAA red teams still have no problems whatsoever to penetrate airport security zones at will. Why would a determined terrorist be any less able to do so?

    Given that neither scanners nor pat downs can detect body-cavity contraband, the argument that terrorists cannot carry enough contraband into aircraft at this point to be dangerous is simply absurd. Plus, the TSA has not allocated any additional space to open up more parallel lines of entry into airports. So, all these scanners do is slow down the rate of passage to the point where massive security lines have become more inviting targets than aircraft themselves (Remember Rome/Vienna 1985?).

    Lastly, please consider the very real situation in most airports where the so-called porno-scanners are regularly shut down during peak travel periods for the reasons given above. If it's that simple to bypass a scanner, then having the scanners there in the first place is completely pointless. Any terrorist worth his/her salt would simply observe the usual travel/security patterns and plan accordingly.

    I always elect for a pat-down screening simply because I do not trust the statements made by the TSA re: the radiation levels being safe and some radiologists seem to agree. What I found particularly interesting in the context of one screening experience is the language used by the TSA - "opt-out". No, I didn't opt-out of security screening, I opted for an alternative screening procedure that is arguably safer since the gloves that the TSA folk wear are also tested for explosive residue. Language is important and the way the TSA is using it is contrary to what is actually going on.

    Given the extremes that the TSA has gone to lie to the public (example: we don't save the pictures, except for the 35,000+ we sent to a private contractor), the arrogance that they treat the flying public with (the constant yelling at checkpoints), and the sheer ineffectiveness of the agency at meeting its objectives makes me conclude that the better approach is to scrap the agency, return its employees into the pools of privately-contracted companies that used to do airport security, and accept that 100% safety in flying is simply not possible.

  43. Boortz by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    Neal Boortz went through this a groping at the airport. He says TSA stands for Touching Sensitive Areas.

  44. Stupid Huuu-mahns by InsertCleverUsername · · Score: 1

    I really want to get a t-shirt made with this brilliant image:
    http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/12/odds-of-airborne-terror2.jpg

    Unfortunately, this kind of rational analysis (of what a staggering waste of time and energy is our collective terrorist freak-out) will always be trumped by stupid panicky human emotion. Our policies have rarely been dictated by logic or evidence after all.

    And here's where this moronic paranoia is headed:
    http://cartoonnewsmagazine.com/Daily/plane500px.jpg

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  45. Put down the bong by gnesterenko · · Score: 1

    You don't enter a country you want to bomb and THEN try to board an airplane in that country. If you entered, you leave the bomb in a major intersection (times square). And if you want to use an airplane, you sneak on in a different country from which you fly to your target.

    Think 2 steps ahead before you post? Fail.

    1. Re:Put down the bong by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      9/11/2001

      I know it was over nine years ago, but JEEZ. Not only did those hijackers board here, they lived here for a while. And then they bombed us.

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  46. This could be good for the American auto industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody ever got groped for driving a Ford.

  47. Cuba is more free... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, communist Cuba is easier to travel into and out of with respect to getting scanned (they can't afford the scanners if they want to), or groped, they don't, unless you give them damn good reason to. Yes, I know it's "harder" for US people to travel to Cuba, but you should try it sometime...

  48. A tin foil suit to go with that hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would surely be a hit with the geeks if you made tin foil suits to go with those hats, especially because they would be obviously practical, vindicating the paranoid people's longstanding actions of wearing metal clothes!

    Or you could just release the design under GNU and let people make their own.

  49. Impersonate pilots. by khasim · · Score: 0

    Pilots should go through the same procedure as everyone else because otherwise all a terrorist would need to do would be to impersonate a pilot and skip the checks.

    Now whether the checks are useful in the first place is a different discussion.

    Any time you make exceptions to security you weaken security.

  50. There's no terrorism, there is economic crisis by h00manist · · Score: 1

    Honestly is seems rather easy to initiate some sort of terrorism. The fact that these things just don't ever happen to me is evidence that either these people just don't exist or that there is massive surveillance. It could be both. The Beltway sniper, allegedly John Allen Muhammad, and one minor, Lee Boyd Malvo, successfully terrorized the entire DC region. Two guys with a rifle and an old car. Oklahoma City Bombing, supposedly McVeigh - one guy with a truck and fertilizer. In real war people are immensely creative and can figure out several kinds of attacks even against a fully armed, alert and trained army, as Iraq shows anyone. How easy is it to simply scare millions of civilians in the US, who are constantly being warned, scared, and made paranoid by the media and government anyway? I think the fact that it is never done is simply evidence there are no such people. There are no terrorists. What there is, is OIL and money, and a global financial crisis of this system that just does not work, and some excuses to shore up the US Dollar with lots of free oil supplies is desperately needed. This was foreseen long ago, that is why Iraq has been wanted since Bush Sr.

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  51. Looking at the images by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering the graphic tools available and the routines for image manipulation,
    why is it not possible to build routines into the imagers to
    1. Isolate the body from the background color.
    2. Recolor the objects found on the body.
    3. Change the body image to the background color to obscure it.
    4. Reveal only the the offending objects?

    (I am not a coder of any sort, so I my opinion is suspect as always)

  52. Simplified sound bites by sjbe · · Score: 1

    If you have to strip naked when you go to the doctor, there's something wrong and you should get another doctor.

    That depends entirely on what the doctor is doing. A dermatologist might very well need to see every inch of you. If you have a surgery under general anesthesia, I can almost guarantee you are going to be naked on the operating table because the last thing you want while coding is a doctor trying to remove clothing instead of actually saving your life. If you are female and going to the OB/GYN, you are certainly going to be naked from the waist down. Same for a guy who gets a prostate exam.

    Would you like to come up with another stupid sounds bite? Oh wait...

    The US hasn't really had any significant experience of terrorism. ... We didn't find it necessary to strip-search everyone who went into a hotel, or onto a train.

    I'd like you to point out even a single example of anyone being strip searched to board a train or enter a hotel in the US. What exactly is your point?

    1. Re:Simplified sound bites by Cederic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A dermatologist might very well need to see every inch of you.

      Although when I went to a new dermatologist and he asked me to strip my response was, "I'd prefer not to."

      He shrugged, said 'ok', and just examined me above the waist.

      (don't ask what I was wearing below the waist.. lets just say I hadn't planned on a full body examination for a neck issue)

    2. Re:Simplified sound bites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You absolute idiot. The point is that the IRA didn't try and blow up planes, they blew up hotels and trains and railway stations. Often successfully. And in spite of that, we didn't do anything anywhere near as invasive as we're doing now to air travellers. You didn't have to get patted down to check into a hotel, there weren't guards on hand to rummage through everyone's luggage when walking into a station. Apart from a spot of horror and oppression in Northern Ireland, we got on with life without sacrificing anyone's dignity.

      What's so different about the current crop of terrorists? Well, they don't exist, for one thing. Maybe that's what makes all the theatre necessary, to remind people that they're under threat and need to be scared. Because they're sure as hell not going to be scared by a non-group who've failed to do anything significant whatsoever in the past five years unless you do your damnedest to keep it in the public consciousness.

  53. Interrogation for all US passengers! by h00manist · · Score: 1

    The politics that would come up as a consequence to Israeli-inspired interrogations to all US passengers would be quite an event.

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  54. But how would that matter? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If a terrorist successfully impersonates a pilot, they don't need to have anything on their person. They have hands on the flight controls and thus can crash the plane. Your life is, in a very real way, in the hands of the pilots on a plane. If they steer the plane to crash, it'll crash the automated systems can't override them. As such it doesn't matter if they also have a knife or something like that because they have control of the plane anyhow.

    So the security check for pilots isn't the same as regular people. For them it is an identity check, you need to make sure they are who they claim they are. That makes sense, and is done as far as I know, probably by the airlines themselves. However once identity is established, further checks are stupid.

    It would be like the Secret Service checking the Marine guards for weapons. Of COURSE they have weapons, that's the point. What you check isn't if they have a gun, you check to make sure they are who they are supposed to be.

    So check the pilot's identity in any way useful, do whatever is needed to make sure they are the person they claim to be. However don't be stupid about the rest. They are the pilot, you have to trust them. If they cannot be trusted, I don't want their hands on the yoke no matter how sure you are they don't have nail clippers or shampoo on their person.

    1. Re:But how would that matter? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      If a terrorist successfully impersonates a pilot,

      Presumably, he meant only impersonate one long enough to pass security. I'd assume the flight crew would notice the wrong guy is claiming to be the pilot.

      So yeah, give them a gun, let them fly the plane, but don't count on the potentially dumbass TSA guard to "know" he's a pilot.

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  55. Wrong Approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the goal is to accomplish a slowdown: they should all arrive for their flights 4 hours early wearing 70 different pieces of metal in various forms and slow down the x ray machines and metal detectors. Those are the bottle neck.

    Bring a bag of various oddly shaped pieces of metal which aren't sharp or pointy, wires, and a collection of modeling clays, pizza/bread doughs, and white powder cooking ingredients.(in their original packaging)

    Hell, bring a collection of sex toys while you're at it.

    The entire day is going to be a complete bust. No one is going to risk being put on the no fly list. No one wants to be the nail which stands out.

  56. Re:This could be good for the American auto indust by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

    Nobody ever got groped for driving a Ford.

    You my friend, have never driven a sweet, tricked out Mustang.

  57. 11/24/2010.... by metalmaster · · Score: 1

    The day millions of morons miss their flight!

    You're kidding yourself if you think struggling against these policies screws over the TSA. Joe Numbskull will still be paid for his 8 hours. If you miss your flight because you decided to revolt, well that's your fault too. I have never had to fly anywhere yet, but im being rational here. Reading about these horror stories makes me just as against these policies as the next guy. However, i am not going to fight them the day of my flight. The airline doesnt care if im in my seat or not. They will leave without me. I probably wont be entitled to a refund either if im found to be "revolting against procedure." Be smart people...attack the policy maker not the enforcement/messenger.

  58. ALWAYS OPT-OUT - for your health by npsimons · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Someone here suggested that "people need to get over being seen naked". I can't find that comment to respond to it because it has (rightfully) been modded into oblivion, so I'll post this as a general response: some of us don't care about being seen naked. Hell, if people are so concerned that I might be smuggling a bomb under my penis (it's not *that* big), I'd go naked all the time; I don't care. The only thing that would bother me is the cold. What *does* bother me is that there are serious health concerns with the scanning machines. I don't know about you, but I've known cancer patients. I've seen some die. It's not pretty, and we shouldn't have to sacrifice our liberty or our health just to FEEL "safe". If anyone needs to "get over" something, the original poster needs to grow a pair and stop being so scared that he's willing to sell out his own country and sacrifice his health to FEEL "safe".

    1. Re:ALWAYS OPT-OUT - for your health by jeffrey.endres · · Score: 1

      And another article to support your health concerns.

    2. Re:ALWAYS OPT-OUT - for your health by klui · · Score: 2, Interesting
  59. No! by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 1

    I always politely but firmly decline the "offer" to use the scanner.

    Technical issues aside, security is based on people, on human intelligence. The person doing the pat down can talk to me all they like and if they have any common sense at all will quickly conclude I'm harmless.

    Long before 9/11, I took a memorable trip to England. My passport had a woman's name on it, the picture was of a woman, but it still had an M on it. The person carrying it looked like a tall, skinny girl (with a funny-looking little thing between her legs if she took her clothes off). Nobody gave me a second glance.

    The trip back could have been interesting, since my passport still said M, but my body was now right. I was still sitting down very carefully, so I got stinking drunk on the flight back and slept most of the way...

  60. How about... by thaddeusthudpucker · · Score: 1

    ...opting out by not flying? http://www.amtrak.com/ or, 1-800-USA-RAIL

  61. I'm going to set up a stand at the airport... by overThruster · · Score: 1

    Anyone want to buy a lead codpiece? It protects you against the scanner *and* the TSA gropings!

  62. Get Naked? Pffffffftttt!!! by blueZhift · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I really don't care if some stranger I'm never going to know sees a scan of my body. I would, however, be put off by a physical pat down. Sadly, there are some sick and angry people out there who do try to blow up planes from time to time. I have no desire to either die in a terrorist attack or endure a lot of hassle just to fly, from the airlines, the TSA, or passengers pissed off at the TSA. I'll be doing a lot more driving I think. Once you factor in all of the time for security, driving doesn't take all that much more time for most of my travels. Bye bye friendly skies...

  63. Michael Chertoff by Dan667 · · Score: 1

    look this guys name up. He and his buddies are benefiting financially from the naked scanners and prison security additions.

  64. Effectiveness? by mr100percent · · Score: 1

    I love the idea, but question whether these national boycott days actually do anything. People tried it for gasoline, walmart, etc.

    Instead, how about telling your representative in Congress how much you hate the idea of scanning under the clothes? They are the only people who have power over this stuff. Just send them a quick email using the form: http://www.house.gov/writerep/

  65. Email your airline by fonos · · Score: 1

    I just emailed my airline expressing my concern of the scanners. If enough of their customers start telling them they don't want these, the airlines, who are in a relatively high position of authority to negotiate with the TSA, will try to change policy. People being annoyed, humiliated, and pissed off is not good for business, and the airlines know it will hurt their bottom line.

  66. why not let them fall. by Truekaiser · · Score: 1

    if the government wants the airlines to fail so badly then why not let them?
    don't fly if your job doesn't demand it. drive, take a bus or a train if your lucky. let the airlines die.
    again there is no one holding a gun to your head telling you that you must fly.

  67. Patting down the Pilots? by HotGarbage · · Score: 1

    Why would they pat down the pilots? If the guy flying the plane wants it to crash, it will just crash. He doesn't need nail clippers.

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    1. Re:Patting down the Pilots? by Shados · · Score: 1

      In theory, unless both the pilot and the copilot are in on it, he'd need the nail clipper to kill the copilot first =P

  68. hurting ourselves by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

    This type of activity will only hurt ourselves as it will make one of the busiest traveling days of the year even slower for us. The TSA employees are there the same number of hours regardless. Talk to your elected representatives, instead.

    1. Re:hurting ourselves by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, it will hurt us if we protest, or be vocal about it? No wonder nothing ever gets done, we don't take advantage of all our legal options because of some bullshit fear about our image.

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      If you believe in privacy, and believe you have "nothing to hide" at the same time, you're a goddammed idiot
  69. Pat-Down Protection by edibobb · · Score: 1

    I guess I should get one of these for the enhanced pat-downs: http://www.nuttybuddy.com/

  70. pilots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why do they scan the pilots, he is the one flying the plane, why would he need a weapon if he was going to hijack it? also he wouldn't need a bomb as he could just fly into something... scanning them does seem illogical

  71. Thanksgiving travel day protest?!? by enterix · · Score: 1

    Good point above. I do not think it is a good idea to protest during Thanksgiving travel days. It is probably by design, but that might have an opposite effect.

    As much as I would like to protest myself, I would not do that that particular time -- I would have to deal with TSA first, and then in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner... I'm not sure what would be worse.

  72. Sacrificing Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time I see something like this, I can't help but think of a quote from Benjamin Franklin:

    Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.

  73. "Virtual"? by SmokeSerpent · · Score: 1

    You're playing their game when you call it a "virtual strip search". It isn't a "scanner", it isn't "virtual", it's an honest-to-goodness strip search. There isn't some computer looking for contraband, there is a real live, flesh-and-blood high school dropout looking at your actual naked body.

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  74. mrduck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a full body X-Ray, emitting ionizing radiation.
    read about it before your next flight!
    and be glad you still have the right to opt-out..

  75. Moan loudly as they pat you down by aarongadberry · · Score: 1

    We do still have freedom of speech right?

  76. Solve the fucking problem: by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Insightful
    • Armor the cockpits and completely isolate from the cabins, except...
    • Add a cabin button "Medical Emergency, please land ASAP"
    • Add tiny random variations to all flight paths, just sufficient to make specific overflight unpredictable
    • Then DUMP the security theater. It's bullshit and always has been.

    Why? Because the hole in our security that the terrorists identified and used was that heavy aircraft make excellent kinetic strike warheads. In order to exploit this, they must obtain control of the aircraft. If we isolate the flight crew, this is no longer possible. The button further ensures that no relationship with the pilot can be used to leverage control, even to the point of flying over a certain area at a certain time.

    The end result would be a security state not unlike that prior to 9/11; very low risk of hijacking, because the rewards are also very low.

    What pisses me off the most is the government's presumption not that the best solution would be found in crushing the liberties of US citizens, but that their idea is that any solution was to be found there.

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    1. Re:Solve the fucking problem: by FreeBSD+evangelist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You think the terrorists wouldn't be happy just to blow the plane up? They're willing to suicide bomb a market place and kill maybe a dozen people. Making a plane with over a hundred people go ka-boom would be a fine terrorist outcome, even if it were over the middle of Kansas.

    2. Re:Solve the fucking problem: by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You think the terrorists wouldn't be happy just to blow the plane up?

      That's a risk we've always been exposed to, and it is far from the catastrophe we faced in September of 2001 -- we lose planes from time to time for various reasons, we always have. We can tolerate this, just as we tolerate the loss of tens of thousands of lives lost on the highway.

      We can also respond in kind: Drop a plane, we blow up a city in your home country - the cost would be minimal, and that whole idea of the terrorists having gotten away with anything would completely evaporate. I'm also not at all sure that the terrorist's relatives and families would be all that willing to meet Allah with them. Likely there would be some muttering over the crater that was Mecca, or whatever little village, assuming we can get the cowards who run this country to respond in kind, and to the right target, which also seems to be a problem - when terrorists primarily from Saudi Arabia, with a sprinkling of other countries, notably excluding Iraq and Afghanistan, attacked us, what did we do? Bloody idiots.

      But the bottom line is, are we going to continue down this road of burning our liberties to the ground in order to maybe, perhaps, someday, stop a terrorist? Maybe so, but as long as that's the attitude, I'm not flying.

      The vast majority of terrorist incidents have been stopped by passengers, not security theater. As John Tyner says, it's time we stopped treating passengers like terrorists and started treating them like assets.

      Fuck the TSA, and the legislators that created them, and those who would give up our liberties for a fake feeling of safety. Really. Fuck them with a pineapple.

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    3. Re:Solve the fucking problem: by tehcyder · · Score: 3, Informative

      Likely there would be some muttering over the crater that was Mecca

      If you think that is a possible scenario, your grasp of international politics is somewhere weaker than my ten year old daughter's.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    4. Re:Solve the fucking problem: by Devoidoid · · Score: 1

      You think the terrorists wouldn't be happy just to blow the plane up? They're willing to suicide bomb a market place and kill maybe a dozen people. Making a plane with over a hundred people go ka-boom would be a fine terrorist outcome, even if it were over the middle of Kansas.

      Why bother blowing up a plane? Why not just blow up an airport security checkpoint?

    5. Re:Solve the fucking problem: by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the politically correct nonsense simply blows out common sense; we see this all the time, and military response is one of those areas. As far as I'm concerned, when someone attacks you militarily, the political issue has been tabled, and we're talking weapons; the only question is where and what to hit.

      If fanatic theists attack your society, you have every reason to attack theirs. If you don't attack theirs, they will simply be emboldened.

      However, if you attack the wrong people, as we have done in our ridiculous excursions into Afghanistan and Iraq, not only are they emboldened, they're likely highly amused. What the heck do the families of the Arabs, Egyptians and Syrians can if we shoot huge bunches of Afghanis or Iraqis? The money still comes out of Saudi Arabia, and why not? What do they care of we turn Afghanistan into rubble? The jihadists still come out of Saudi, Egypt, Syria... because again, why would this change due to an attack on Iraq? It makes no sense to attack anywhere else; and it is wholly ineffective to do so. This is much more about oil than it is about stopping terrorism. Otherwise, we would have hit Saudi Arabia -- and we still should. That is the society that produced both the funding and the majority of the terrorists, too. As long as we stay hands-off, expecting the problem to go away is absurd.

      Also, Iraq, distasteful as it might have been, was a secular arrangement, and now that we've knocked it back into the stone age, it's back to a hotbed of religious idiocy.

      It makes a lot more sense to send a message in the form of one crater than it does to destroy an entire country's infrastructure, and then stand around going "duh, guess we'll help you rebuild."

      Your daughter is probably smart enough to know that when the kid down the block picks on her, the answer isn't to turn and attack some other kid, or an unrelated school across town, but to go to the kid's specific family and object. Bush the lesser didn't even have that much sense, hence our attack on Iraq.

      As for Mecca, that's probably best saved for a 2nd or third-order "well, we warned you" kind of response, but we really should consider measured responses -- by which I mean one air-launched cruise missile capable of doing comparable damage -- instead of all-out warmaking. Iraq and Afghanistan make us look like idiots. Not to mention destroying our economy, killing thousands more of our citizens, and killing tens of thousands of people who weren't even involved (far more than said cruise missile would.)

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  77. Body Scanning Machines by hackus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I do not fly anymore, because from what my friends tell me, if a TSA agent did some of the things that are patently criminal to half the guys crotches and ladies breasts, I would give the individual a knuckle sandwich.

    After which they arrest me, I would try to do the same to the pompous judge who fined me.

    There is absolutely no way I am going through a body scanner, unless they put a bullet between my eyes.

    Then they can willy nilly my corpse through the thing as many times as they want.

    -Hack

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  78. Finally! A big improvement by our gov't....;-) by rts008 · · Score: 1

    Well, at least now we can opt-in to get a 'reach around' while good old Uncle Sam is continuing to bugger us all!

    Were he alive today, even Johnny Wadd would have to be impressed by Uncle Sams performance and staying power.

    Hhmmm...I think I just figured out were all of that blocked/filtered 'male enhancement' spam gets rerouted to...Washington, D.C. ;-)

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  79. Public nudity vs public security? by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

    Are you allowed to just walk naked through the metal detector?

    Here's the scenario I'm picturing. Since I'm already being asked to take off my shoes, belt and other metallic items and put them into a bin that goes through the x-ray, why not just all my clothes?

    It should then be fairly easy for security to tell if I'm hiding something. And since I'm 6'4", 450 lbs[1], haven't showered for a month (not to mention the areas I can't quite reach), it'd make one hell of a statement at the airport.

    Go on - you lift up my slabs of flesh and fat and examine between them. I suspect you might find my long dead hamster, Dino, and some left over pizza from yesterday. Also, I'm gay[2] and a knismolagniac[3], I'll make sure I've taken plenty of Viagra before getting in line.

    [1] Not 450 lbs
    [2] Not gay
    [3] I hate being tickled

  80. How to stop the TSA by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Informative

    We need volunteers to:

    1) stand at the TSA line and hand out leaflets explaining why the TSA is sucks.
    2) get interrogated by TSA officers and removed from the airport.
    3) try to fly and find they're on the no-fly list.
    4) sue.

    And people to fund this effort.

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  81. Actual law != universal health care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a United States Senate candidate that actually read the health care law

    This is the key. The actual law was not about universal health care. So calling the GP's candidate "the insurance industry lobby's lap-dog" is a bit off the mark here.

    Cheers,

  82. US Senate Oversight Hearing 10/17 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Next Wednesday, the US Senate's Subcommittee on Aviation Operations, Safety, and Security is holding a hearing. Contacting a congresscritter can sometimes be more useful than ranting on the Internet (only sometimes, of course).

    http://commerce.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?p=AviationOperationsSafetyandSecurity

    The chair is Sen. Byron Dorgon (dorgon.senate.gov; ph: 202 224-2551) - I suggest you call and suggest that this issue show up on the agenda, no?

    For DC locals:
    Jena Longo - Democratic Deputy Communications Director, (202) 224-8374
    Nov 17 2010 10:00 AM
    Russell Senate Office Building - 253

  83. Make them squirm by Deputy+Doodah · · Score: 1

    I'm flying next week and intend to go for the pat-down.
    When they start groping me, I'm going to moan like I'm REALLY enjoying it. When whoever is doing the groping is done, I'm going to ask the person if I can see them again and tell them how cute they are.

    Sexual harassment goes both ways.

  84. not invasive enough by FreeBSD+evangelist · · Score: 1

    At the risk of giving anyone ideas, how would these pat downs and skin level x-rays stop a bomber who has swallowed his bomb? He's presumably a suicide anyway, so why wouldn't he/she? And when the TSA thinks about this, do we get full CAT scans and invasive body cavity searches next?

  85. The average worker by gillbates · · Score: 1

    The average worker would take home more money if his government didn't have to finance the scanners/cameras/wars with his tax dollars.

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  86. Shhh! by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

    We nerds have a responsibility to keep this quiet so that the wonderful future will happen. One where the metrics off all Hollywood stars and public figures body metrics are public knowledge through leaked files online and the metrics of anyone you want to know more intimately are available for $200 a pop.

    Imagine all the websites that will pop up comparing peoples bodies. You know there will be sites comparing male stars packages and the T&A of women. Every time they get on a flight people will be comparing images and noting who is gaining and losing weight and who has had augmentation surgery. Who was pregnant and now no longer is... natural or abortion, I can already hear the gossip...

    The government can't even design and adopt a proper electronic voting system (conflict of interest for political people selected for their ability to lie and cheat), they sure as heck won't be able to keep this data private very long. There will be leaks. Then the job will be subcontracted to the lowest bidder. Then the government will have budget trouble and relax the rules allowing this data to be sold. Then it's only a matter of time until the prices go down.

    Imagine all the virtual reality sex, and the robot sex that is going to happen. There is no way to use this technology and prevent that future so it's unpatriotic to alarm the pubic. And if you don't care about keeping the public calm then your an anarchist and should think of the sex bots! For the sake the of the future sex bots we need to keep all this quiet...!!!!

  87. Rerouting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This Christmas, we're returning from Europe to visit the family in New Zealand.

    We deliberately take the slow flight (12 hours longer in total), rerouting through China than through L.A.

    And the same for the return trip - in fact, even worse delays coming back.

    All I can say is - never again. NEVER will I ever step foot again on U.S. soil - too many fucking stupid roll-over sheep there, and that's coming from a "certified sheep-shagger". What's more, I personally have a minor conviction from 12 years ago that no one else gives a shit about, but I know for a fact that the U.S. (unlimited stupidity) will rip me a new asshole for if I try to "transit".

    It WAS a nice country you had there for a while. Shame something stupid happened to the majority of its citizens.

  88. Whining != basic human right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about my rights?

    And what rights are you talking about, then? The right to be a chicken-shit coward? Why don't you just stay at home, instead of risking your precious life and health by being close to all those people who could be carrying LETHAL VIRUSES !!!!!!! OMG !!! I demand that everybody on my flight be wrapped in saran wrap so they can't infect me. What about my rights?
     
    Fuck - you're just pathetic. Personally, I would rather fly on an aircraft without YOU. So get off my plane, you fucking jack-ass.

  89. Finally the US citizen gets what they do to others by Otis_INF · · Score: 1

    For years, people flying to the USA have been treated as criminals when they entered the USA, with questioning at the home airport, scanners, photos taken, fingerprints taken, several times questioning by assault-rifle carrying border patrols what the F*** you're doing in the USA, laptops searched (and taken), camera's searched, shoes that have to be taken off, belts that have to be taken off, no water you could take with you on board, you have to register on a website which costs 14 euros if you want to be left in....do I need to go on?

    Now, the USA citizen gets what others have been punished with for years. I'm glad the USA citizen finally experience this and hopefully they'll realize what kind of crap they have forced upon foreigners for years. Because, make no mistake: we in europe now have to get new passports because the USA demands passports with biometrical information. The USA demands that people boarding for the USA in europe are questioned by a security officer who asks questions like "Who packed your bag" and if you answer "My wife" he'll respond with "Do you trust your wife?". What the **** is that kind of shit?.

    I do remember the days when I was boarding for Amsterdam on a greece island and all passengers were in a single hall, security was as tough as "Oh is that your bag? Looks ok, carry on!" and everyone had a great time. Did anything ever happen on one of those flights? no.

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  90. x-ray technicians need to be licensed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're not a trained and licensed x-ray tech, you have no business operating a radiation emitting device on humans. It's probably even illegal in NJ and other states. See http://www.state.nj.us/dep/rpp/tec/tchist.htm

    A high school diploma is barely enough to qualify you to grope my balls (unless you're really cute), let alone operate a potentially hazardous imaging device.

  91. What about Child Porn law being ignored?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If TSA agent forces child to go thorough a scanner, doesn't that break the child porn law? Aren't TSA agent who is "watching" nudity of a child consider as breaking that law? Child Porn law does not permit ANY exclusion or exception, not even for any federal employees... but low ranking TSA employee is allowed?? Where is the justice?

  92. Let them feel you up, then call 911 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have the local police arrest the TSA agent that sexually assaults you. With enough arrests, the TSA agent population will be low enough that this crap will stop.

  93. Million$ spent on DHS, their burden of proof by rsborg · · Score: 1

    As soon as you provide a list of terrorists discouraged from boarding planes in the first place because of elevated security policies.

    I'd say as a liberty-minded fiscally conservative citizen, it's DHS (and the scanner mnfrs) that have the burden of proof.

    We *the taxpayers* are paying their bills, we're not subjects. Where is their proof of efficacy and justification for existence?

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  94. Congresscritters fly - a lot by bobkoure · · Score: 1

    Seems to me we have our passenger "bill of rights" (not about this, but about not being bumped, delays, etc.) primarily because the folks who make the laws fly a lot.

    But they're all OK with this (naked/radiation vs grope)?

    What if scanner pictures of congresscritters started appearing on the web? Or even convincing fakes.
    I don't have much body modesty, but would feel pretty invaded (and pissed off) if it happened to me. I would guess that most congress folks have more body modesty, and would be even more pissed off - and they make the laws.

    So, given that the TSA isn't actually deleting all the photos, and there are already incidents of TSA agents snapping photos of the screen with their cellphones, isn't it just a matter of time until something like this happens?

  95. To go even further by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Israeli type behavioural profiling would probably even catch a pilot with legitimate credentials, who was planning to take aplane down.

    We need to stop looking for prohibited objects and start looking for behaviours.

    Nearly anything can be used as a weapon, so the logical endpoint of prohibiting objects is that everyone will have to fly naked and not bring anything with them on the plane.

    There are however only a limited number of ways that people who are planning to do something bad can behave, and these behavioural signs are hard to conceal.

  96. Some people just need to get a real life by claffiteau · · Score: 1

    What these people are really after is some attention. How pitiful the lives of these juvenile attention seekers must be! That they would prefer to take their chances and allow terrorists wearing explosives to board an airplane rather than submit to a full body scan (the pat down is just the alternative to the scan) says it all. Obviously they must not have much of a life so that is why they want to inconvenience others who do. How sad!