Yeah, sexual abuse is so funny. Haha. Wny not joke about murdering people while you're at it? It's all funny, right?
A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the Anonymous Coward that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the Anonymous Coward's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.
The Anonymous Coward replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.
my infant was just released from the hospital.. total cost of stay, $101,520 for 68 days... they do it for the good of mankind, so long as mankind has his Health Insuranse Plan card.
I just had a baby, born very premature.. was just released from the hospital after 68 days (52 of those on life support).. Waited a long time for beds to open at up different hospitals and had to wait for the proper transport vehicle to become available..
The coincidental part, I named my son Timothy.
awh.. dont take away his sense of smug self satisfaction..
he rides his bike to work... on sunny days, when hes not too tired... and his 'no war for oil' sticker is making a difference! it really is
Perhaps if we got lots of boats with lots of fast spinning proppelers, we could whip it in to Cool-Whip. Then seafood will be extra tasty and tourism will go up.
If Adobe is serious, they should take the position that if Apple is not allowing Flash development for its platforms then it follows that Apple no longer wants such development platforms running on its Macs, and as long as Flash content is not supported on iPhone or iPad then ongoing support and releases will not be available for the entire Creative Suite (of which Flash is a part) on OSX as of the current release. If Apple can exclude a specific product why can't Adobe?
How would that benefit Adobe? Sell less of their software out of spite?
Business is about making money, not about being the coolest kid in the lunchroom.
Adobe wants to retain its current customers (developers).. they could give a rats ass about content...
You really think Adobe is pushing for flash support on the iStuff so all the turtle-necks at Starbucks can 'punch the monkey and win'?
I've had much worse things done to me at the dentist..
The denstist should not be touching your balls, no matter what he tells you, its not normal..
And if he tells you "you may feel a prick in your moth".... RUN
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10% of the population can't even see in 3D to begin with.
10% of men are homosexuals, but people still sell pictures of boobs
This is where BP's ideas are coming from
few... thought you were talkin to me for a second
Anyone have a link to this Goatse security firm. I am afraid to search google for it.
and we are reporting that the Beaverton flood has killed 100 billion people. We havent verified that, we are only REPORTING it.
Jerk!
18 months in a confined, dark space is nothing for most Slashdotters.. ofcourse, sociallizing with 5 other people would be.
Don't Bundy that book!
you are right.. guess we'll cross prisoners off the list of things its okay to joke about.. for those keeping tabs, its NOT cool to joke about
Religion
Culture (i think its still okay to make fun of mexicans)
Prisoners
Hmm.. Seems the only thing we are allowed to make fun of is republicans.
oh and Americans.... which I am not
haha thanks for that.. thats awesome
Yeah, sexual abuse is so funny. Haha. Wny not joke about murdering people while you're at it? It's all funny, right?
A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the Anonymous Coward that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the Anonymous Coward's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.
The Anonymous Coward replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.
I bet he will regret the 'Poke' feature if he does time
im actually a statistical anomoly.. not only am I married to a pretty girl and see sunlight quite a lot, but my parents don't even have a basement
She could change her name to FuglyGeekGirl.. I'll waive my arbitration fee this time
my infant was just released from the hospital.. total cost of stay, $101,520 for 68 days... they do it for the good of mankind, so long as mankind has his Health Insuranse Plan card.
I just had a baby, born very premature.. was just released from the hospital after 68 days (52 of those on life support).. Waited a long time for beds to open at up different hospitals and had to wait for the proper transport vehicle to become available.. The coincidental part, I named my son Timothy.
posted from a computer connected to the internet.. What's your point? We all know OTHER devices do stuff.
how'd Micheal Jackson keep getting off?!
little boys and jesus juice
awh.. dont take away his sense of smug self satisfaction.. he rides his bike to work... on sunny days, when hes not too tired... and his 'no war for oil' sticker is making a difference! it really is
Any other [scientific] expert would never make such an absolutist statement,
Unless they were 'climate change' science experts, then its okay to make absolutist statements.
Perhaps if we got lots of boats with lots of fast spinning proppelers, we could whip it in to Cool-Whip. Then seafood will be extra tasty and tourism will go up.
Avoiding plagiarism is as simple as crediting the source.
Citation Needed
If Adobe is serious, they should take the position that if Apple is not allowing Flash development for its platforms then it follows that Apple no longer wants such development platforms running on its Macs, and as long as Flash content is not supported on iPhone or iPad then ongoing support and releases will not be available for the entire Creative Suite (of which Flash is a part) on OSX as of the current release. If Apple can exclude a specific product why can't Adobe?
How would that benefit Adobe? Sell less of their software out of spite? Business is about making money, not about being the coolest kid in the lunchroom. Adobe wants to retain its current customers (developers).. they could give a rats ass about content... You really think Adobe is pushing for flash support on the iStuff so all the turtle-necks at Starbucks can 'punch the monkey and win'?
"It looks like you're trying to kill your balls. Can I help?" --aptly named "Clippy"
I've had much worse things done to me at the dentist. .
The denstist should not be touching your balls, no matter what he tells you, its not normal.. And if he tells you "you may feel a prick in your moth".... RUN