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  1. Pirate Party?? on Bavarian Police Seeking Skype Trojan Informant · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Arrrr, break out the rum, me hearties!

  2. Software Crackers? on Asus Ships Cracking Software On Recovery DVD · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do they come with cheese?

  3. Nyah, nyah, doesn't affect me! on Intellectual Property and Open Source · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's why I live in an offshore oil rig! I can code to my heart's content, and I'm not affected by silly intellectual property and copyright laws!

    Muhahahaaa!

  4. Re:Here, I'll get the basic comments out of the wa on WoW: Wrath of the Lich King Release Date Announced · · Score: 5, Funny

    * "You can never win an MMORPG. It's a never-ending treadmill."

    Yeah, but my doctor says I need the exercise.

  5. Napster Squad? on Best Buy Coughs Up $54 Million For Napster · · Score: 1

    Does that mean that the Geek Squad will be replaced by the Napster Squad? Dang, they'll have to repaint all their cars!!

  6. Guaranteed Support? on Sun Bare Metal Hypervisors Now GPLv3 · · Score: 1

    I'd be leery of any company promising me guaranteed anything. Guaranteed support could mean anything from a full-fledged support staff to an automated phone system designed to loop callers back upon themselves.

  7. Re:Advertising on Microsoft Causes Internal Family Strife · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm not sure that personifying Gates will appeal to the masses. I saw this ad with my 11-year old daughter, and the first thing out of her mouth was "Whoa! Bill Gates is OLD!!!"

    It's hard to relate to someone when they are ancient (and you are young). Why do you think the Apple guy is young while the Vista guy is older in Apple's TV spots?

    'Nuff said.

  8. BFD on LHC Success! · · Score: 4, Informative

    I thought that the critics of this project were worried about the effects of COLLIDING the particles. Since that hasn't happened yet, this story is a whole lotta nuthin'.

  9. What's that smell? on IT Vs. the Permanent Energy Crisis · · Score: 2, Funny

    "There is a lot IT can do to fix its own 2 percent [of the company's carbon emissions] and make it more efficient"

    What about IT's methane emissions? There are alot of pizza-eating, Diet Coke-drinking techies maintaining your servers. If that energy could be harnessed (instead of lighting them off through your jeans), a company's energy costs would be significantly decreased.

  10. Bad Lawyers? on MIT Students' Gag Order Lifted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lawyers for the MBTA claimed Tuesday they had proof the students had violated the law, but stopped short of specifying what they did.

    Wow, I can just see these lawyers:

    Lawyer: "They broke the law. We have the proof."
    Judge: "What is your proof?"
    Lawyer: "Um, they...uh, yeah, they just broke the law."

  11. How About Making it Cheaper? on Sony To Set Compatibility Standards For PS3 Music Games · · Score: 0, Troll

    Can you please make it compatible with my wallet?

  12. Who Knew? on Beijing 2008 In Lego · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't realize that Lego had a "smog" building block.

  13. I'm suing too! on HP Contract Workers Sue For Recognition · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey, this lawsuit is just like the one I'm bringing against /.! I was a "common-law" moderator, and they took my mod rights away! I was expected to perform on the same level as the moderators, but without receiving the same benefits!

    Ooh, you guys are gonna pay me $$$ restitution! :p

  14. Re:not so sure i wanna trust them on Google and Their Server Farm · · Score: 1

    given Google's track record, I'd rather have my personal files on my own computer.

    Exactly. Why should I allow Google (or any other company) to store my data files, when I can do it myself!

    It seems to open a whole can of worms with regards to intellectual property, and who really owns the data. I'd rather avoid that whole scenario, and stick to owning my data myself.

  15. Not really personal information... on Microsoft Search Advertisers Get Personal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the article:
    Microsoft's paid search platform will provide detailed -- but not personally identifiable -- information, such as gender, age and location, for many people who use its search engine, allowing advertisers to target their ads to a specific audience.

    Notice they aren't releasing any information (like your name, etc.) that would explicitly identify the person to the advertisers.

    I don't see a real problem with privacy here, it just looks like generalized demographic info that is useful to the advertisers.

  16. Another Opportunity.... on FCC Opens More Spectrum for WISPs · · Score: 1

    to say "All your base are belong to us."

  17. This is why WI is the 3rd highest taxed state! on Wisconsin Governor Proposing Tax On Downloads · · Score: 1

    I'm from Wisconsin, and this issue makes me angry! Governor Doyle is the classic tax-and-spend liberal, and he claims to be fiscally responsible (he has a tax "freeze" proposal that he's currently hawking), but yet he turns right around and proposes new taxes on things!

    He is desperately searching for others sources of revenue, since the legislation in our state (controlled by the Republicans, but not enough to override a veto) is forcing him to address ways of lowering the taxpayer's burden. Unless, of course, Doyle doesn't want to get re-elected. :)

  18. More than one use here... on World's First Physics Processing Unit · · Score: 5, Funny

    This includes things such as Rigid Body Dynamics, Collision Detection, Fluid Simulation, Soft Bodies and Fracturing of objects.

    This will be useful for all those pr0n sites out there!

  19. The industry hasn't learned.... on The Code Is The Design · · Score: 0

    The fact that this idea has been circulating since 1992 shows the fact that the business community hasn't embraced this, and continues to ignore it.

    It may be about design, but if the business community is unwilling to change its' current practices to implement this, it will remain an obscure idea (albeit a good one), never coming to fruition!

  20. Mr. Know-It-All on Dvorak on How Microsoft Can Kill Linux · · Score: 1

    John C. Dvorak thinks he knows the way Redmond can kill Linux.

    John C. Dvorak thinks he knows everything about everything!! :p

  21. Save me some time please?? on A Traveler's Guide To Mars · · Score: 1

    Where's the URL for the website? I don't have the time to read a *gasp* book, so please help me out here!

  22. You need a challenge? on X Prize and John Carmack · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The challenges, while they evolve, they are not so novel anymore.

    How about trying to plug all of Microsoft's security holes?

  23. The correct usage of this.... on Perfect Pitch for Those Without It · · Score: 3, Funny

    should be to completely silence Britney Spears. I only wanna see her, not hear her!

  24. More Like Mini-Me took over Sony on Playstation 3 Gathering Components · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think it's more likely that Mini-Me took over Sony, as the PS3 will be a smaller, "toiter" version of the PS2.

    "Anyone for a shmoke and a pancake?"

  25. Re:congradulations... on ReplayTV Users Sue Hollywood · · Score: 2

    ...Replay users are eventually going to screw up the ad industry so much that the net result is going to be more aggressive product placement ads. For example, ads superimposed into the program or more product placement.

    Just wonderful.


    For God's sake, do you value your rights so little that you're more worried about superimposed ads in your programming than someone telling you what to do in the privacy of your own home?

    Show some backbone and start fighting for your rights, ffs!