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airrage writes "Sometimes technology is a good thing, and sometimes it ends up in a hardware device called an autotuner. Apparently, it allows real-time pitch correction. They are actually being used at concerts. I think we all realize that some singers sound different -- much different -- live than they do on CD's, but this just seems so, so, what's the word: fake?"

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  1. hey, wait a minute by squarefish · · Score: 1, Funny

    didn't Millin Vanilli perfect this 15 years ago?

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    1. Re:hey, wait a minute by ELiTeUI · · Score: 1

      umm read the dept.

    2. Re:hey, wait a minute by armyofone · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but they had to rely on tape - which broke in the middle of one of their 'concerts' giving away their secret. This is a device that can make my dying cat sound like Celine Dion.

      oh wait...

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    3. Re:hey, wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck Milli Vanilli!! Nils Parker for governer!!! http://www.nilsparker.com

    4. Re:hey, wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry, I didn't RTFD

    5. Re:hey, wait a minute by arnie_apesacrappin · · Score: 3, Funny
      That's funny, I always thought Celine Dion sounded like a dying cat.

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    6. Re:hey, wait a minute by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Interesting

      no, they got caught(well, they could have covered it totally up actually.. and nobody would have noticed EVER if they hadn't been so succesful).

      and anyways, if they had actually sang on the record it wouldn't have been a big deal at all, most of such acts do so. the music is already just a recording(so some recording is necessary) and all of the performance is just dancing(that is very physically demanding, so it would make good singing impossible anyways). playback also saves a lot of soundchecking too so a big name artist can make a quickie(pr gig) at some freebie concert easily.

      it's a real piece of comedy though, the whole milli vanilli scandal. i just wish more things like that happened.

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    7. Re:hey, wait a minute by armyofone · · Score: 1

      hence the "oh wait..."

      Oh never mind. The joke loses too much when it has to be explained...

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    8. Re:hey, wait a minute by pyros · · Score: 2, Funny

      I seem to recall from a behind the music that it was on vinyl, and the record had a scratch, so it got stuck in ~1 second loop. Was kinda funny seeing them trying to play it off seeing the same half line 5 times and then one of them runs off the stage and the song starts going again.

    9. Re:hey, wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't see it either. You shoulda put it farther away from the sig.

    10. Re:hey, wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone else see that Simpsons episode where they made fun of this? Ahhh, the good ol days when there was a plot...

    11. Re:hey, wait a minute by arnie_apesacrappin · · Score: 1
      I totaly didn't even see that with it being next to your .sig. That's actually quite funny. I guess I shouldn't post on /. when I'm half asleep.

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    12. Re:hey, wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Girl you know it's,Girl you know it's,Girl you know it's,Girl you know it's,Girl you know it's,......"

      I saw that.

    13. Re:hey, wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it was not the tape that broke. If you remember seeing / hearing it, the canned music was just repeating over and over again. I have never heard a tape do that. It was digital for sure, though I do not know what format it was.

    14. Re:hey, wait a minute by John3 · · Score: 1

      Not totally correct...from what I understand, the autotuner only brings the pitch back up within the range allowed for the key of the song. It will make subtle changes, but not move notes up or down full tones. So it will improve a singers performance but it will not compensate for someone (or something) that cannot at least come reasonably close to proper pitch.

      I still think it's BS for an artist to use it unless it's for a particular effect.

      John

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    15. Re:hey, wait a minute by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Hey, the moderators out there are not too smart today, eh?

      Uh oh....

    16. Re:hey, wait a minute by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Most singers have imperfect pitch. I'd go so far as to say *every* singer does. Your brain corrects pitch generally to a Pythagorean scale (perfect intervals at fifths and octaves, with the third exactly one-half way between the fundamental and fifth). If you listen to an accappella choir, they will nearly always gravitate toward this scale. The unfortunate side effect of a Pythagorean scale is that if the tune changes to another key, it sounds simply awful. Choirs can get away with this because they adjust their tuning on-the-fly to still sound good with one another when doing key changes.

      Pianos, guitars, and many other instruments have a great deal of trouble with this. You'd have to rearrange the fretboard on a guitar to avoid (nearly) even-temperament, and the piano requires a skilled tuner at least 10 minutes or so to adjust. Thus most people are accustomed to hearing something as "in-tune" only when it is performed to an even-tempered scale.

      This fights the vocalists natural ability to judge tune based on harmonic interaction with the rest of the song.

      As a recording artist, I make regular use of pitch correction. You'll find that virtually every major artist commercial artist does, as well. The "effect" you refer to is often called the "Cher Effect" from the song, "Life After Love", where they intentionally used pitch correction to the extreme. Most uses are quite subtle, and are most often used to smooth out the rough edges in a once-in-a-lifetime recording.

      It's possible to pitch-correct large variations in performance (bringing, say, a C to a G) but they sound increasingly unnatural the further you move the note from reality. The human ear is very closely attuned to variations from normal speech and singing patterns. That's why a sped-up playback of a tenor doesn't sound like a soprano -- it sounds like a sped-up tenor.

      Anyway, get used to pitch correction. It's been in common use for over fifteen years on commercial recordings, but only recently has the technology become cheap enough that it's accessible to live performance and lower-end home recording artists. It's no more "BS" than a motion picture studio rigging cameras up for "bullet time", trapeze artists using a net, or stuntmen playing body doubles for stars in a motion picture. It's the ultimate quality of the performance that matters, and whatever you can do to bring the quality up a notch is probably a good thing.

      Some artists thrive due to their "natural" sound. That's great for them. The rest of us enjoy technology's ability to make our lives more fun, interesting, and better-sounding.

    17. Re:hey, wait a minute by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      dancing(that is very physically demanding, so it would make good singing impossible anyways)

      Tell that to broadway performers.

      --Jeremy

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    18. Re:hey, wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just for the knowledge of everyone out there there, the "Cher effect" used on "Believe" wasn't done by Antares Auto-Tune. It was done using a Digitech Talker guitar pedal. And it apparently took a lot of work to get those vocal transformations.

    19. Re:hey, wait a minute by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      What do you mean? Joe Cocker has perfect pitch!!!

    20. Re:hey, wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone stopped and realised that imperfection isn't a bad thing when it comes to music. In fact, some instruments are sometimes purposefully tuned slightly incorrectly.

      Imperfection gives musicians character...interesting how none of today's musicians have it

    21. Re:hey, wait a minute by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Actually, a lot of instruments *do* use a Pythagorean scale - or at least, one very close. Pianos are even-tempered, that is, the notes all bear the same relationship to each other (multiples the 12th root of two). Harpsichords use "Mean Tone" tuning, where there are distinct differences between accidentals - there are both "A sharp" and "B flat" keys on the keyboard. It's pretty close to Pythagorean. And of course, unfretted string instruments (violin, 'cello, et al, fretless bass, certain banjos even) can be played at any pitch. With a bit of experience you tend to hit "perfect" notes on a Pythagorean scale without thinking about it.

    22. Re:hey, wait a minute by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 1

      Yes, the natural tendency to trend away from the slight dissonance of an even-tempered scale, and into the sweetness of a Pythagorean, is well-documented. If you set your filter to +2 and do a search for "Doc Hopper" on this board, you'll see my lengthy response to an Anonymous Coward who just didn't get it.

      The only unfortunate thing is that, if you introduce a piano into a symphony orchestra, suddenly most players in the same range have to adjust their tuning slightly. Most string players adjust without thinking about it (or keep playing sour notes, if they are less experienced), but it's still jarring for the conductor to go from experiencing a sweet, pure Pythagorean major or minor seventh chord with their string section, for instance, to the slightly more dissonant even-tempered version of the same. However, given that string players tend to vary by up to 10 cents or so from one another anyway, it's often not noticeable to an audience member.

      The fact there are different tuning methods isn't a good thing, and isn't a bad thing -- it's just a thing that experienced musicians are aware of and accomodate instinctively.

    23. Re:hey, wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, yes it has been in use for over 15 years. You implying there's a statute of limitations for deceit? Example - many moons ago on new years eve one channel had Belinda Carlisle ("Heaven on Earth" was minty fresh still) another had Richard Marx. I was amazed and appalled. Belinda's voice was thin and reedy and no way that woman deserved a career as a singer - she was awful! Richard Marx however sounded *better* - he was the real deal - a natural talent. Another example was Axle Rose - yeeeecchhhh! He was a terrible singer! The band was great but the lead whiney-heinie needs the studio help. Either that or the sound crew needed to be taken out back and shot.
      I think that people should make it on their merits and talents - why should we reward manipulation and subterfuge?
      BubbaJon

    24. Re:hey, wait a minute by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      One of my elderly samplers (Ensoniq Mirage, for those who know what it is) has a fairly well-documented OS where the pitch tables for an octave can be modified. Some newer instruments let you set up alternate scales, but the Mirage will use whatever you've booted with. So, modify the OS, and you can have any temperament you like. To change temperaments, boot off a different disk. You can even make the scales go "backwards".

  2. Concerts/Music by wawannem · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It really comes as no surprise that music during concerts is altered to some extent. Most musicians are marketed not for their true musical talent, but for their attractiveness, or whatever other marketable features the record companies can exploit.

    1. Re:Concerts/Music by jared_hanson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly, this device is targetted at those musicians and groups who are driven by a marketing machine.

      I for one, enjoy going to concerts where the songs I've come to enjoy on CDs are now played in different ways. It shows growth and depth to the group. Music is an evolving art, and when songs are worded, sung, played differently in concert, it reflects the changing views and motivations of the artist.

      This is the great thing about concerts. I for one, hope this device never sees widespread use. It could ruin the whole concert experience.

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    2. Re:Concerts/Music by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Some Musicinas you say ?

      I say almost all the modern musicians are promoted based on how they look .

      The main target audience of today's music companies and record labels are people who belive that american idol and american junior are the ultimate authoritative agencies for musical talent search.

      when was the last time you saw an MTV video where the lead singer was ....what's the word.. UGLY ?

      M TV has done more damage to music than you can imagine.

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    3. Re:Concerts/Music by El · · Score: 1

      I say almost all the modern musicians are promoted based on how they look.
      I say this couldn't possibly be the case for India.Aire! And yes, the point where the MTV video became more important to a song's sucess than the sound itself was a giant step backwards for pop music...

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    4. Re:Concerts/Music by EvilFrog · · Score: 5, Funny

      With all that other crap they show nowadays, I can't remember the last time I saw a music video on MTV period.

    5. Re:Concerts/Music by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Except for blues performers. Blues musicians are all two or more of the above: old, ugly, fat, skinny, geeky. Now that's music from people you can trust!

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    6. Re:Concerts/Music by recursiv · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I say almost all the modern musicians are promoted based on how they look

      That you know of. For every artist you're thinking of, there are a thousand real musicians that you've never heard of. Then again, it doesn't sound like you're looking.

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    7. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the word you're looking for is "titties".

    8. Re:Concerts/Music by EverDense · · Score: 1

      Most musicians are marketed not for their true musical talent, but for their attractiveness, or
      whatever other marketable features the record companies can exploit.


      They AREN'T MUSICIANS, they are a product.
      There was more musical talent in the turd that killed Elvis Presley, than in all the current
      batch of boy and girl bands.

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    9. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Mtv == Home Shopping Network, with a soundtrack and targeted at teenagers.

    10. Re:Concerts/Music by southpolesammy · · Score: 1

      How about Johnny Cash's video of his recent song "Hurt", which is quite good IMHO, and I don't think I'd consider him to be a paragon of beauty and youth...

      Not to mention the video and genre are WAY out of the ordinary compared to MTV[2]'s typical programming...

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    11. Re:Concerts/Music by armyofone · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I for one, enjoy going to concerts where the songs I've come to enjoy on CDs are now played in different ways.
      This won't prevent musicians from performing songs differently than the originals. It just makes sure that whatever they do remains in the correct key as they do it. I personally prefer to hear the performer's natural delivery but let's remember that this is only one of an almost infinite number of devices designed to modify natural sound waves. After all, my guitar would sound pretty boring without some distortion and other effects applied here & there.
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    12. Re:Concerts/Music by zx75 · · Score: 1

      Its a pity that you believe all music comes from MTV and 'pre-packaged' singers.

      Have you ever been to a bar to listen to a local band play their own music? If not, maybe you should.

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    13. Re:Concerts/Music by dan+dan+the+dna+man · · Score: 1

      But why would I want to watch ugly musicians? ;)

      Not that it matters to me what they look like on mp3. I mean CD.

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    14. Re:Concerts/Music by mesmartyoudumb · · Score: 0

      I for one, enjoy going to concerts where the songs I've come to enjoy on CDs are now played in different ways. It shows growth and depth to the group. Music is an evolving art, and when songs are worded, sung, played differently in concert, it reflects the changing views and motivations of the artist.

      This is the great thing about concerts. I for one, hope this device never sees widespread use. It could ruin the whole concert experience.
      "Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards." -- Soren Kierkegaard


      And I for one,welcome our new RIAA mass produced mcdonalds crap music overlords!

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    15. Re:Concerts/Music by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      you're mixing musicians with performers.

      .

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    16. Re:Concerts/Music by wilgamesh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, I believe 'real' concert experiences will never go out of style, as long as there's demand for them.

      But you can imagine that there are a lot of people who don't really care. Because many consumers go to concerts for not only music, but for the experience of being with a billion other raving, dancing lunatics, and to watch pretty young people prance around on the stage.

      It's like what Kasparov said about computers playing chess. Kasparov doens't think supercomputers will doom the inherent prettiness and humanity of chess. He predicts that in the future, we'll have computers vs. computers, people vs. people, and people using computers vs. other people using computers. The new technology should enhance the range of consumer experiences, but it probably won't kill off existing experiences that consumers have come to appreciate and love.

    17. Re:Concerts/Music by pyros · · Score: 2, Informative

      You know that's a Nine Inch Nails song he's covering, right? He also covered Sound Garden's Rusty Cage on the Unchained CD. I believe Unchained is an album of cover songs, with Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers as the backing band.

    18. Re:Concerts/Music by Rich0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The key word was promoted.

      There are tons of excellent musicians out there. But the promoted ones are, for the most part, attractive.

      Even in genres like classical/etc, looks are marketed.

    19. Re:Concerts/Music by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Wilson Philips

      Queen Latifah

      Blues Traveller

      and so on

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    20. Re:Concerts/Music by hesiod · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > my guitar would sound pretty boring without some distortion and other effects applied here & there

      No, your guitar would sound just fine. Your music, OTOH... If you need distortion and effects to make your music good, it means you aren't a good enough musician yet. I know this sounds like a flame, but I don't mean it to be. Continued practice could turn you into a "virtuoso" of the guitar. Distortion does not an artist make.

    21. Re:Concerts/Music by grendel_x86 · · Score: 1

      I dont know, the guy from Apex Twin is pretty fugly.

      The RIAA is just doing todays version of how "black" music was 'sanitised' for the white audiences. Race isnt as big as a taboo, so they need to just find / make a new one.

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    22. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When was the last time you watched a GnR video?

    23. Re:Concerts/Music by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      In Frodo's defense, let me point out he did say "promoted". How many of the 'real musisicians' or 'bar bands' are actually promoted with more than a badly xeroxed flyer stapled to a telephone pole, or at the most a cheap banner at the bar.

      I agree that Frodo did overlook a large segment of the musical base as far as the number musicians. But if you look at the scene from the point of view of albums sold and concert attendence, he has the ratio correct.

    24. Re:Concerts/Music by recursiv · · Score: 1

      Of course. Because attractive "artists" sell more units. But what are you in it for? If you're in it for the actual music, then this shouldn't matter. Just because they only promote "artists" (products really) based on their looks and attractiveness, doesn't mean you can't find what you're looking for. The record companies are in it for money. They promote what sells. If you want something else, you're going to have to find it yourself. And it does exist, no matter what you want. Someone out there is doing it, and is probably under-appreciated.

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    25. Re:Concerts/Music by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > American idol and american junior are the ultimate authoritative agencies for musical talent search.

      Granted, I've never seen an episode of either, but I have seen the commercials. What about that big, fat (description, not insult) black dude that was there in the last few rounds (did he win?)? He's not exactly Steven Segal. But he IS talented.

    26. Re:Concerts/Music by Gyl · · Score: 1
      I say almost all the modern musicians are promoted based on how they look .


      Pop music has always been based on marketing, and it's nothing new. Remember, or ever heard of the Monkees? A band that was put together for how they look, had music written for them etc. Most music made in this style will not last. I don't think there are many people who still care about the Backstreet Boys, or Spice Girls. Bands that are based on marketing are usually just flashes in the pan. There are bands that work on musical talent. Doors, later Beatles, Beethoven, Miles Davis, and from what I hear, Radiohead are some examples. These bands will stand (or have stood) the test of time and still be known and listened to far into the future.

      It is possible to use technology in the making of music. Hendrix did it, Radiohead does it. But to get technology to make the music for you, has so far been unable to do anything but make Pop music.

    27. Re:Concerts/Music by southpolesammy · · Score: 1

      Yup, but applying it to Johnny Cash gives it such a deeper meaning, and although he admits his life isn't quite as bleak as the song, there are a lot of parallels. And the video itself is spooky, considering June died not long after the video was finished...

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    28. Re:Concerts/Music by EverDense · · Score: 2, Funny

      When was the last time you watched a GnR video?

      1992, when the last one was released!

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    29. Re:Concerts/Music by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > He's not exactly Steven Segal. But he IS talented.

      I forgot this part at the end: ... unlike Steven Segal.

    30. Re:Concerts/Music by EyesWideOpen · · Score: 1

      With all that other crap they show nowadays, I can't remember the last time I saw a music video on MTV period.

      Or at least one shown in it's entirety *cough* TRL *cough*.

      <frustration>
      Seriously though, what is the point of showing a music video that starts after the beginning and finishes before the end?!
      </frustration>

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    31. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Music is an evolving art, and when songs are worded, sung, played differently in concert, it reflects the changing views and motivations of the artist.

      Having recently gone to an concert of a group that's been around for over thirty years, I agree. It reflected that standing in front of the speakers for three decades has definitely changed their views of what a note should sound like.

    32. Re:Concerts/Music by whatch+durrin · · Score: 1
      If you need distortion and effects to make your music good, it means you aren't a good enough musician yet.

      It sure does make some nice new sounds, though. I tend to enjoy guitar distortion, and the many other effects that can be used with a guitar. That's not to say I don't enjoy a clean acoustic set as well, but a new sound is a new sound, and it's up to the personal preference of the individual to decide what they like and what they don't.

      Having said that, I don't think the autotuner falls in the same category as guitar distortion. The autotuner is trying to make a screwup sound like it was supposed to sound originally, not a different sound entirely. My guess is autotuners are mainly used for concerts where the singers are dancing or running around the stage a lot. As I'm not particular to Brittney or N'Sync, I probably don't have to worry about this much.

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    33. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, I believe 'real' concert experiences will never go out of style, as long as there's demand for them.

      Wow, you think? In other news, I believe I will live forever as long as I don't die.

    34. Re:Concerts/Music by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

      This is the great thing about concerts. I for one, hope this device never sees widespread use. It could ruin the whole concert experience.

      RTA, man. An audio engineer in the article estimates that about half the bands out there are already using this technology. It's already in widespread use.

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    35. Re:Concerts/Music by Lord+Ender · · Score: 0

      Look, there are "Artists" and then there are "Musicians". If you go to a concert by just and Artist, it will probably suck without these. Musicians can adlib and still sound good, but Artists, like most popular music today, is generally really bad live.

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    36. Re:Concerts/Music by TCM · · Score: 1

      What do you mean, the guy from Aphex Twin? Aphex Twin aka Richard D. James is the guy. And btw, when was the last time you heard "Come to Daddy" on the radio more than once a day? The day RDJ becomes mainstream is the day I'm really going to kill myself.

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    37. Re:Concerts/Music by armyofone · · Score: 1

      I don't get your point. Would you prefer that all music be played on acoustic instruments without any effects at all? I'm sure that's not what you mean, (I hope).

      What I was trying to say was that the auto-tuner is just a tool. A tool that can be used for good as easily as for evil - just like distortion on the guitar. I use it, but not all the time. Sometimes I play a completely clean, un-effected sound. It just depends on what the music calls for. Or is that what you were trying to say?

      Not trying to be a smart-ass here - just trying to clarify what I meant...

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    38. Re:Concerts/Music by black+mariah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, he's completely right. A pure sine wave is damned boring and sounds like ass. Some level of distortion is neccesary to make the sound more interesting. This may not be the over-the-top death/black metal type of distortion, just a really gentle clipping will do. It's also utter crap that good musicians don't need effects and distortion. Good musicians know how to use effects corectly, bad ones use them as band-aids. See David Gilmour for an example. :D

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    39. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What??

      You mean you've never noticed obvious differences between studio recordings and live recordings? Some groups sound decent in the studio and awful live (take Gin Blossoms for example archive.org). These things are used all the time.

    40. Re:Concerts/Music by eyegor · · Score: 1

      I agree with you to an extent. If you try to mask bad playing with effects, you're just a poser (or maybe a metal band (ducks for cover).

      With any instrument, one should be able to play without any effects as a way to improve their technique. It's nearly impossible to hide the fact you just missed half the frets you meant to hit.

      That being said, acid rock is damn boring without that fuzzface in front of a nicely distorting tube amp.

      Controlling effects and using them musically is an extension to ones basic control over their instrument.

      I do a large portion of my practice on my acoustic or with my Strat playing clean. When I'm done with that part, I work on using the distortion to get the sound I want from my effects and amp.

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    41. Re:Concerts/Music by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      I think this is a quite abit diffrent. Distortion and other effects are not adjusting the music to be better. I can't play guitar very well but adding distortion makes my playing sound cooler but doesn't make my playing any better.

      This is more akin to paint by number painting. all you have to do is get the tones close and the song will come out, just like all you have to do is fill in the numbers with the corisponding color.

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    42. Re:Concerts/Music by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      I say almost all the modern musicians are promoted based on how they look .

      I say you need to look beyond the bubblegum acts on MTV Total Request Live and go find some real music.

      M TV has done more damage to music than you can imagine.

      Promoting image over talent in the music industry is nothing new. Why do you think our parents grew up listening to Elvis Presley and Frankie Valli instead of the black musicians who actually CREATED rock 'n' roll?

    43. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when was the last time you saw an MTV video where the lead singer was ....what's the word.. UGLY ?

      Jack Black & Tenacious D.

      But they have a sense of humour.

    44. Re:Concerts/Music by idioto · · Score: 1

      As someone who used to sell pro-audio gear I am a little surprised after having used the Antares Hardware (not software) that people depend on it live. Since it's functioning in real time it doesn't have the ability to look ahead (like software) so you can hear it bend the notes back into pitch. It's probably not so bad on vocals since it could maybe pass as vibrato (which would confuse the thing if you intended to do it, another reason not to use it live) but try it on a fretless bass (I had a customer who wanted to do this, I told him to get a fretted bass if he can't play his instrument) and you can hear exactly how much it changes what it is your playing, and I think makes it harder to get a feel for the dynamics of whatever you are doing. It is a lot of fun to sing into one as off key as possible and hear it shift the notes back into whatever preset scale you want. So I guess it is true if you are a really, really bad singer it won't make you sound good, because the further off you are the more distance the Auto-tuner has to go to bend the note back into pitch making it obvious that you're using the thing. So I agree with the Antares guy that it won't help the most terrible worst singers in the world who are nowhere close to the right melody.

    45. Re:Concerts/Music by Vindicator9000 · · Score: 1
      as a guitarist/singer of *many* different genres, my experience is that if you can't hit the notes you want (not necessarily on-key) with decent monitors, you don't deserve to be a musician. Anyone can do it, it just means you have to spend less time practicing your Darrin's Dance Grooves, and more time building up your chops. What's really sick is that the article said that 'punk' bands are doing this too. I thought that being in key was un-punk. Would the Ramones (Sex Pistols/Nirvana/Beatles/insert name here) have been able to start a revolution while using one of these devices?? Somehow I don't think so.

    46. Re:Concerts/Music by gid-goo · · Score: 1

      Depends what you mean by mainstream but a number of car commercials used Aphex Twin stuff. I consider that pretty mainstream.

    47. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are sadly confusing musicians for performers, to call a popular performer like Celine Dion, or Britney Spears a musician, is tantamount to calling a guy who knows how to use AOL efficiently a SysAdmin...

      If people are listening to these people for their musical abilities then something is wrong. These people are there to entertain... not make music.

    48. Re:Concerts/Music by suss · · Score: 1

      when was the last time you saw an MTV video where the lead singer was ....what's the word.. UGLY ?

      Well, lil kim looks like a transvestite midget who's had a boobjob done by dr kevorkian, does that count?

      And well, you don't see 'proper' ugly people like Iggy Pop much anymore, except maybe stashed away on one of those 'alternative' hours, somewhere very late at night...

    49. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have very definite opinions about this, yet you still sound like an idiot. Plenty of musicians play to perfection with no effects whatsoever, not even electricity. Try classical, jazz, or bluegrass someday. You will hear the best of the best, and I promise you will not see a distortion pedal or even an amp in most cases (jazz being the exception). One other thing, no guitar produces a pure sine wave, nor any other real instrument for that matter.

    50. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf does Steven Segal have to do with music?

    51. Re:Concerts/Music by Golias · · Score: 2, Informative
      A guitar is not a pure sine wave. Like all stringed instruments, it has overtones which you can easily isolate by lightly touching various nodes along the string. I don't think a distortion stomp-box would improve the virtuoso jazz stylings of Wes Mongomery very much (yea, okay... so the weak amps of the time clipped a little when he pushed them too hard, but he was still playing it mostly clean.)

      Distortion, like chorus effects and envelope filters, is simply another option for your guitar's "voice." They don't make bad guitarists sound good, they just make bad guitarists sound distorted.

      Back to the topic of vocal pitch correctors... I see this as kind of like drum machines. Do they make me appreciate Neil Peart any less? Nope. Likewise, people will still value somebody who can sing.

      Also, there's a lot more to singing than pitch. There's phrasing, vibrato, dynamics, etc., all of which enhance the expression in performance. Also, there's the issue of nasal inflection often heard in pop vs. broad, throaty sounds preferred in operatic music, and all points between. Microphones and PA systems eliminated the need to project your voice as singers once knew it, but a full voice still sounds very different than the reedy singing of that third-chair soprano in your church choir who can't be heard at all without extreme close-mic amplification.

      In fact, many of the truly great singers don't sing on a "perfect" tempered scale at all. They deliberately bend certain pitches away from strict piano tuning frequencies, which are not correct representations of what the scale should be. Singers who know how to make subtle changes of intonation will still outshine those who rely on these auto-tuners, even if the listener doesn't consciously understand why they sound better.

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    52. Re:Concerts/Music by lee7guy · · Score: 1

      Thing is, most commercials doesn't use 'mainstream' music. Tell me in which commercial (excluding album commercials) you last heard brittney, nsync or terrible terrible howard keating?

      non-mainstream or oldies are the common sountracks of commercials.

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    53. Re:Concerts/Music by Rombuu · · Score: 1

      Last time blues travel was on there.

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    54. Re:Concerts/Music by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Hell, even the legendary Jimi Hendrix used loads and loads of 'effect boxes' in his playing. Long before they became mainstream 'everybody has them' items, so he came off like a 'great artist' in part because of them. Some would say that the gear around him was a significant factor in his success.

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    55. Re:Concerts/Music by INMCM · · Score: 1

      Cram as many videos as possible into TRL's time frame. This saves time for commerials It's about MONEY!! Not MUSIC!!!

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    56. Re:Concerts/Music by Uerige · · Score: 1
      when was the last time you saw an MTV video where the lead singer was ....what's the word.. UGLY ?
      I do remember it, must've been yesterday or the day before. Ok, you could argue that Motorhead isn't that heavily promoted and that it was around midnight, but that guy is damn ugly.
    57. Re:Concerts/Music by lostinchicago · · Score: 1

      these people arent in the music industry but in the popularity business

    58. Re:Concerts/Music by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      I'm a little bit concerned that you're somehow implying the turd that killed Elvis had less musical talent than Elvis himself.

      The man (Elvis) got his start being the 'white cover artist' for all the black music that the white kids wouldn't/couldn't listen to. I fight the 'great Elvis' battle all the time now that I live in a region where he's still revered for some awful reason.

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    59. Re:Concerts/Music by patrixx · · Score: 1

      No shit Sherlock!?

      And what about OS'es and software and cars and...
      Does the same rule apply to that?

      If we did'nt buy shit then shit would not be profitable

    60. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You are correct, and also an idiot for missing his point.

      He didn't say it was a Good Thing that pretty much only attractive singers are promoted. He simply stated that it was the case. That was his only point, and it was a good one.

      Quit assuming that you are the only one in the universe cool enough to seek out indie bands, and spewing these knee-jerk hostile reactions all over the screen.

    61. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The day RDJ becomes mainstream is the day I'm really going to kill myself.

      Yea, I'd kill myself too if I had to hear his music.

    62. Re:Concerts/Music by INMCM · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and I like to believe the rumor that Charles Manson auditioned to be in the Monkees. Think about what he looks like now!

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    63. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bad analogy, effects are more like using neon pink instead of regular pink. Painting by number is like editing someone elses midi files.

    64. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Uhh... Johnny Cash didn't write most of his hits. He's mainly a singer, not a song writer, and his art is vocal performance, not composition. The same was true of Elvis.

      What was your point?

    65. Re:Concerts/Music by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1

      The ones you couldn't trust were obviously brown-eyed handsome men. Yeah, gotta love the blues.

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    66. Re:Concerts/Music by jejones · · Score: 1

      Remember, or ever heard of the Monkees? A band that was put together for how they look, had music written for them etc.

      What's so wonderful about writing your own songs? Division of labor is a fine thing in other fields; if I were a singer I'd want to sing the best songs, and if I were a songwriter I'd want the best singers to sing my songs. I listen to Ella Fitzgerald and Mel Torme even when they sing other people's songs, and I'd be the poorer for it if I couldn't.

      For that matter, honesty compels me to say that many of those songs the Monkees performed are far more musically interesting than much of the pop music of today, which appears to be based on endlessly repeating a two-bar phrase and chord progression (save where they're sampling a riff from an oldie).

    67. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oooh.. Somebody commented of the stale state of the music industry. He must be some sheep, far less cool than you, who is simply ignorant of the obscure garage bands playing "original" three-chord anthems at his neighborhood Liqueur Lounge. I mean, why would he complain about the awful music on MTV if he knew about the treasure trove of unsigned bands out there who will officially stop being '1337 the moment they sign the big-label contract they are hoping for?

      You should post something condescending about how much more enlightened you are than he is. Then everybody will see how cool you are.

      Please die. Thanks.

    68. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not quite fair...Johnny Cash has written a fair number of songs (maybe 1/2 his output?), while Elvis was purely an interpreter - when given song-writing credit, it was purely a contractual thing.

    69. Re:Concerts/Music by CaptainBaz · · Score: 1
      when was the last time you saw an MTV video where the lead singer was ....what's the word.. UGLY ?

      Today - Radiohead.

    70. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Tell me in which commercial (excluding album commercials) you last heard brittney, nsync or terrible terrible howard keating?

      Pepsi, during the Superbowl. Next question.

    71. Re:Concerts/Music by EverDense · · Score: 1

      I'm a little bit concerned that you're somehow implying the turd that killed Elvis had less
      musical talent than Elvis himself.


      No, rest assured, I only have respect for the turd itself.

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    72. Re:Concerts/Music by Golias · · Score: 1
      Yes, the fat black guy won, the funny-lookin' guy came in second. Both got record deals and have hit singles out, although I have not heard either of them, being old and out-of touch and all.

      American Idol is really just a nation-wide karaoke contest, but I must admit that I enjoyed watching two or three episodes this year when it was on. That Simon Cowell guy is almost always 100% correct when he tells the singers how shitty they are.

      The marketing wizards behind the show (of which, he is one, truth be told) kind of make him out to be like one of the "Bad Guys" in professional wrestling, but I'm always rooting for Simon to make the singers run off the stage crying. It almost makes up for hearing them sing.

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    73. Re:Concerts/Music by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Seems like a silly dichotomy, since "musician" is a sub-set of "artist".

      Now if you want to differentiate a "recording artist" from a "musician", you might be on to something.

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    74. Re:Concerts/Music by Jad+LaFields · · Score: 1

      when was the last time you saw an MTV video where the lead singer was ....what's the word.. UGLY ?

      Snoop Dogg? Okay, not ugly, but not a pretty boy either. In fact, many popular rappers are not particularly attractive, I find that hip-hop is far better about rewarding the artists that are actually good rather than just good looking than pop music (although still far behind most other genres of music). I mean, just look at Missy Elliot. When's the last time you saw a female performer that looks like her on TRL? (I find female performers tend to be chosen on the basis of looks even more than men).

      As an aside: I just went to a Ben Folds concert this weekend. Man, that guy looks like the biggest nerd ever... but he can sing. And play a mean piano. Of course, he would never be on TRL now, but that doesn't disprove the point I made above =)

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    75. Re:Concerts/Music by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Different is great. But there is nothing wrong with digital enchancement or even outright digitally generated music being faked by a musician. I don't care if it's a computer or a person, I care how it sounds... that is after all what music is about. The computer can alter the sound from one performance to the next if we want different... I really don't see why we even need the musicians to be honest.

      IBM has voice cloning apps. Musicians with real talent should sit down and speak into a mic for a few hours and then they would be obsolete (instruments can be synth'd nowdays as well as the real thing, and no I don't mean by equiptment anybody has sitting at home.)

    76. Re:Concerts/Music by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I love watching people get humiliated. Maybe we should arrange for them to be urinated on as well.

      Call me uptight, but that attitude is pretty sick. Too bad it's so popular.

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    77. Re:Concerts/Music by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      Wow - I'd literally just clicked play on "The Man Comes Around". I'm conflicted about Johnny Cash. I mean, his distributors are squarely RIAA. On the other hand, he's one of the few current artists who actually sell albums based on raw talent. It's hard to listen to "American IV" without being moved by the raw power of his work.

      So, the choice was: sell out my Slashdot-compatible anti-RIAA values, or miss out on some great work. The decision: Johnny and the demons-above-him got a few bucks from me.

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    78. Re:Concerts/Music by Jad+LaFields · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What's so wonderful about writing your own songs?

      Hear hear! Why is it that we demand that our musicians have to have deep, poetic thoughts while also being able to sing and play instruments well?

      There's a reason publishers usually hire actors to record audiobooks rather than the original author.

      Its like demanding that all of the dancers in a production of Swan Lake should be able to choreograph the steps and write the music as well.

      Or like getting pissed off at Bob Dylan for having a shitty voice... just listen to the many many covers of his songs made by people with better voices and lesser songwriting skills.

      Alright, something of an unfocused rant, but there.

      The main problem that I see is when people don't sing their own songs... and the people who write their lyrics are crappy. Which is what happens nowadays, far too often.

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    79. Re:Concerts/Music by zx75 · · Score: 1

      Wow, fitting you should post that AC because that was a pretty good Troll (or would you call it Flamebait? I can never tell).

      All I was trying to get across is that there are some really good bands out there that only do it as a hobby. Obviously they aren't (or aren't yet) top 40 material, but they also don't put out 'music in a can' that the parent post was complaining about.

      I live in a moderate sized Canadian city (Winnipeg), and I know of several bands that make the rounds of the local pubs and small theatres that play great music, and do so very well. For the most part they aren't interested in becoming 'the next big thing' because they just do this for fun. Most have day jobs and aren't your starving artist type.

      Finally, you can find some really good live music available usually quite nearby if you spend the time to look for it and know what you like.

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    80. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Why do you think our parents grew up listening to Elvis Presley and Frankie Valli instead of the black musicians who actually CREATED rock 'n' roll?

      Because Elvis infused blues music they didn't understand with simple folk music that they did?

      In spite of historians trying to paint it all as racism that promoted rock-a-billy sounds over Muddy Waters and his ilk, the truth is a little more complex. Most of the people who heard Buddy Holly and The Crickets on the radio thought they were a black band. They even got booked at the Apollo, because they were such a big hit on "black" radio! Putting a white face on the cover of a Buddy Guy record would not have improved sales all that much, because the typical white radio listener of the early 50's had never heard anything like it, and could not understand it in the same context that black audiences, who were listening to blues for generations, embraced it.

      Besides, half of the blues songs of the 50's were about how shitty life in Chicago is, or how shitty life in the racist south was before going to Chicago, or hard drinking, or poverty. Elvis borrowed a little of that with songs like "Hound Dog", but he also sang "Love Me Tender."

      Also, he changed the lyrics of Hound Dog. It should be "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog/keep snoopin' 'round my door/ Keep waggin' your tail/ ain't gonna feed ya no more." Elvis put it into language that the ebonics-challenged white audiences of the time could understand.

    81. Re:Concerts/Music by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 1

      So, what, you prefer that artists take the stage in front of 30,000 screaming fans and try to perform with no technology? No mikes, no compressors, no amps, no distortion, no synthesizers, no speakers?

      Every one of these pieces of technology alters the music. If you invite a musician into your home to play, you have a good chance of getting a completely unaltered performance. But in large performances, compression, pitch correction, subtle analog distortion, artificial delay and reverb, and many other techniques are required so that the performance can even be remotely as nice as the theoretical one-on-one performance in your living room.

      I'll break it to you: a lot of these "boy bands" actually have tremendous talent. I challenge you to sing on-pitch while dancing your heart out. It's a hard job. Disparage them all you want, but virtually all successful musicians work their asses off just to hand you a performance that doesn't suck. Attractiveness is part of the package, but just because their music is "pop" and they have a slick marketing campaign behind them doesn't mean they aren't good artists in their own right. Yeah, sometimes the material they are given is trite and bland. But you need to realize that the record companies exert massive influence in the career of any given artist, effectively forcing them to perform music chosen by the corporation or take a 25% pay cut.

      Don't knock talent just because it's pretty. They are lucky to be blessed with a beautiful voice and a beautiful face, but to insult their talent because luck has dealt them a better hand than your own is simply spiteful.

    82. Re:Concerts/Music by Slack3r78 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I haven't RTFA, but I could almost guarantee you that the "punk" bands mentioned in the article are the ones on major labels that are promoted on image and not music. I'd almost lay money that New Found Glory is among the bands. I last saw them as part of a larger billing two years ago and they were absolutely AWFUL live. The biggest problem? Vocals.

      That said, there's a much larger punk movement that actually revolves around the music, not just pushing records. To say the least, Rancid wouldn't sound right with Tim Armstrong's vocals synthed out. (And hey, they're even getting radio play. Weird.) There are plenty of bands out there that don't and, quite frankly, couldn't use such a system. Check out Hot Water Music for a band of amazing musicians whose vocals are rough, yet beautiful and fit the music perfectly. And they pull it off live. Perfectly. Every time. Look a little deeper, and you can still find groups that don't have to resort to digital trickery to produce amazing, moving music.

    83. Re:Concerts/Music by Golias · · Score: 1
      Cowell often points out that the singer's he's being the most cruel to, he's actually being kinder to than those who encourage them... because they should not be singers, and somebody needs to tell them that before they waste their lives trying to become something they can't be.

      It's kind of like if a kid is just barely good enough at basketball to get into a division-C college, and is not likely to grow taller that 5"11", and has no desire to develop passing and ball-handling skills, but dreams of being an NBA center. Are you doing him a favor by telling him to go for it? Obviously not. The nicest thing you could possibly do for that kid is to do whatever it takes to get it through his skull that he will never, ever play center in the NBA, so he damn well better get an education and make something else of himself.

      The documentary "Hoop Dreams" shows some very good examples of what happens when nobody does that.

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    84. Re:Concerts/Music by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The electric guitar is a unique phenomenon. The guitar is not the instrument. The amplifier is not the instrument. It is the synthesis of these two together, and the unique effects you can apply to the signal, that together create the instrument.

      It's an amazing instrument. Distortion, delay, and other effects create new sounds to play with, and new ways of creating music.
      If you need distortion and effects to make your music good, it means you aren't a good enough musician yet

      Your statement is insulting. Allow me to rephrase:
      Distortion and effects can be used to make good music.

      The former statement creates a corollary that using effects diminishes your musical ability, or that you are using it as a crutch. The latter statement reinforces that these are new tools in the musical repertoire, and only enhance what is already there. The electric guitar is a unique instrument, and using it to its full abilities, including effects, brings out new dimensions in musicality.

      Would you have a clarinet player abandon use of the trill? Or forbid a pianist the use of the sostenuto? Of course not. The guitarist is no less for his judicious application of his instrument's sinular abilities.
    85. Re:Concerts/Music by mindgam3r · · Score: 0

      when was the last time you saw an MTV video where the lead singer was ....what's the word.. UGLY ? Not to be mean, but Thom Yorke of Radiohead isn't the most photo-friendly guy in the world and he's front and center in the video for There There. Man I hate it when I defend MTV...

    86. Re:Concerts/Music by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Then he and his cronies shouldn't have put them on national TV just to humiliate them. It's disgusting.

      He's not a guidance counselor. It's not his place to be the Arbiter of Musical Quality. Considering the hacks he picked, that's a good thing. They might be marketable, and they might even be talented, but they are NOT great musicians.

      Of course, part of me thinks that anybody who volunteers for that show deserves what they get, but the bigger part of me is really tired of the lack of human decency and compassion that we seem to think is oh-so-cool nowadays.

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    87. Re:Concerts/Music by instantnoodles · · Score: 1

      Yeah the "formula" musicians are getting very tiring...

      There was a very interesting article in the Boston Globe today about how female musicians are dressing sleazier by the day. Jewel, Beyonce, ect.

    88. Re:Concerts/Music by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Bah. The show is an open audition. Since the overwhelming majority of the world is made up of bad singers (and the majority of the ones good enough to make it onto that show are still not really very good), it should come as no shock that there is a lot of bad singing on the show. Bad singing performed by people who think they are destined to be stars.

      Is that an ugly spectacle? Maybe, but it's kind of an amplified sample of the actual vetting-out process that actual music-industry talent scouts go through every day, and I found it kind of interesting on that level.

      Besides, when did we become a nation of such sensitive crybabies? It's not like these people are being beaten to death with sticks. They are just having their singing critiqued, and far more gently than they deserve more often than not.

      It's like nobody knows how to cope with criticism anymore. I think we all need to re-watch Tom Hank's "there's no crying in baseball" rant from A League Of Their Own a few times, and learn to suck it up once in a while.

      As Ben Franklin said, our critics are our friends, for they show us our faults.

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    89. Re:Concerts/Music by Moofie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Come on...they deliberately couch their 'criticism' to be demoralizing and insulting. It's an open audition, which is whittled down to .01% of the applicant pool, so no, I wouldn't expect there to be a lot of bad singing. I'd expect everybody there should be able to carry a tune, have a decent voice, and (since it's now de rigeur for pop music) be able to dance.

      There is nothing that justifies the abuse and debasement those judges dish out. YOU might think it makes good TV (and, obviously, the producers agree with you), but I think it's disgusting. That is why I never watch the show.

      Coping with criticism is one thing. Coping with a person whose job it is to insult you and tell you how worthless you are is something totally different.

      I thought Tom Hanks' character was a prick in that movie, so my position has the advantage of being consistent.

      As far as how non-gently the performers "deserve" to be treated, what do YOU propose? What would be appropriate "criticism" for somebody who has the audacity to actually try to sing on stage, and not be good enough to entertain you?

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    90. Re:Concerts/Music by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      Where did I say guitars produced perfect sine waves? Oh, that's right, I DIDN'T. The cleaner an electric guitar gets, the crappier it sounds. An electric guitar into an amp with no reverb and the EQ set flat is going to sound like total ass. I know this for a fact. I've been building, playing, and working on guitars long enough to know my way around them. Even the cleanest jazz tones (Charlie Christian and Wes Montgomery, for example) have some amount of distortion. Reverb is almost a neccesity to get a good clean tone. You're confusing minor levels if signal distortion, which is what I am referring to, with massive amounts of pedal-driven distortion, which I am not.

      I've tried classical, jazz, bluegrass, country, salsa, reggae, blues, ska, latin styles, basically anything you can throw out. While I don't like all of these genres I am aware of them and respect all of them. Now crawl back under your rock.

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    91. Re:Concerts/Music by black+mariah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're taking me a bit too literally I think. The distortion I was referring to was the inherent distortion in any instrument that's not electronic. You don't have to convince me that distortion just makes bad guitarists sound distorted, I know this all too well. But what minor levels of distortion (those not even heard as actual clipping) do is color a tone, just like an EQ. Also, the parent mentioned that "good musicians don't need effects". My point was that being able to use effects well is a skill in itself and while guys like the Edge from U2 might be able to play without them, it sounds better with them because he knows how to use effects correctly.

      Yeah, back to the topic at hand. Using autotune to save an almost-perfect take is one thing, but doing it to save your entire show? Nah. Total crap. Frankly I think that albums that abuse autotune are worse than Milli Vanilli's lip synching. It's not any better, that's for sure.

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    92. Re:Concerts/Music by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      I have yet to hear any purely computer-generated music that is innovative. You've got your band-in-a-box cheese factories and your bionic-algorithm-whatever strange noise makers. There's no expressiveness to computer-generated music. Sure, somebody may have made a point at one time by letting a machine has its way, but that's a bit tired out.

      CGM is interesting, but there's no soul, no feeling. I'd love to be proven wrong. If anyone can show me CGM that's pleasant to listen to, or phenominal in some way, I'd love to hear it.

      On the other hand, computers could handle dance music just fine...

    93. Re:Concerts/Music by TotallyUseless · · Score: 1

      MTV (not MTV2) has played Cash's Hurt video a grand total of 6 times. Yes 6. This is according to the producer of the video. I have no clue how many times MTV2 has played it.

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    94. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm gussing that Zach of RATM fame somehow qualifies as exempt from the 'ugly test'.

      Now that guy can project anger. But pretty? Maybe if you're visually impaired. One strange-looking (and I'm not talking about the dreds) pissed off mofo.

    95. Re:Concerts/Music by shaitand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "On the other hand, computers could handle dance music just fine..."

      AFAIK pretty much ALL dance music is already computer generated nowdays ;)

      But if you've listened to ANY song you've enjoyed since the early 80's on a cd your listening to computer generated music. It was less sophisticated and less "computer" as we know it today but anything recorded in a studio in the 50's on up has been "enhanced". The moment they apply a single effect you are no longer listening to music the artist created but rather listening to a computer rendering of that music.

      The reason you find CGM less interesting and think it has no soul or feeling is because 90% of the time you hear it you think you are listening to musicians with instruments. The only time you hear CGM and know it is when they are making the fact known or are going for a "techno" feel.

    96. Re:Concerts/Music by recursiv · · Score: 1

      my bad

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    97. Re:Concerts/Music by tcak · · Score: 1

      How about Macy Gray?

      She's not my idea of a beauty. Then again, she's no great singer either.

    98. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because after all getting your videos played on MTV isn't mainstream.

      (rolls eyes)

    99. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's not his place to be the Arbiter of Musical Quality.

      Seeing as he was a judge for the show, I believe that it was precisely his place!

    100. Re:Concerts/Music by Cplus · · Score: 1

      If you have to ask... ...you'll never know.

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    101. Re:Concerts/Music by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      It really comes as no surprise that music during concerts is altered to some extent.

      Yes, but alteration far predates this effect, or digital effects, or even electronics. Reverb has been added to vocals for a long long time - even the acoustical design of concert halls, or ancient ampitheatres, is in effect a non-electronic reverb device.

      My first reaction was that this was a horrible fraud, but is an autotuner any more cheating than using a little reverb in the vocals? A truly great voice can fill a room without reverb, a sprinkle of it can help a ok singer sound good, a heaping helping makes someone anyone with half a clue about pitch into a passable karaoke singer.

      And is using a reverb effect any more cheating than using an acoustically friendly location? We all sound good singing in the shower. I know I sound a hell of a lot better in a real auditorium than I do singing in a bar.

      So...I dunno. There's a line somewhere, between sweetening a natural talent and sugarcoating crap, but darned if I can say just where it is.

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    102. Re:Concerts/Music by JamesDotCom · · Score: 1

      As for more punk bands with almost perfect voices recorded and live. No Use For A Name, Mad Caddies & Bad Religion.

    103. Re:Concerts/Music by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1

      There are plenty more, but I definitely concur on your listings - Bad Religion in particular. I was quite simply blown away the first time I saw them with the way they pulled off all the harmonies off the cds perfectly live. Very talented bunch of guys.

      NUFAN are great live as well. I'm not a Mad Caddies fan, but when I saw them, they did do what they do well. :) If you like ska and want a GREAT live band, see Less Than Jake some time. I've seen them twice and they were great both times. And like the others, sound just as good as they do on the CD.

    104. Re:Concerts/Music by Sparkle · · Score: 0

      Ole Hank Sr. didn't need no laser show, and Sam & Son would have no part of this.

    105. Re:Concerts/Music by MadChicken · · Score: 1

      THANK YOU!!!

      When you hear something like that, a pure, no nonsense band (with naturally great pitch), it's pure excitement. It's REAL, and that's the excitement. I don't think people realize music can be that way.

      To keep on the Canadian slant: Betcha Stan Rogers never had an autotuner. I saw Susie Arioli live in a club (Jordan Officer is so good it's scary). No autotuner, not necessary. Geddy Lee could use it... ;) Naah.

      Maybe if the hardware assistances weren't used, we'd see more clearly the difference between skill (art & virtuosity) and marketing.

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    106. Re:Concerts/Music by Cplus · · Score: 1

      I'm starting to feel badly for Thom, he's really not that ugly and yet he's been mentioned many times in this thread as an ugly musician that gets mtv play. He's not a pretty-boy by any means, but certainly not ugly.

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    107. Re:Concerts/Music by JamesDotCom · · Score: 1

      Oh how could i forget less than jake, their 2 singers are amazing at harmonies, i've seen them once and they are coming back to this pitful part of the world (Perth, Western Australia) in a couple of months, I can't wait. Also, i love ska *pats his Operation Ivy tattoo*

    108. Re:Concerts/Music by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      When I say "artist" in this context, I am talking about people who sell audio CDs but don't refer to themselves as musicians. Someone who can't read sheet music, but can just sing what she's told and shake her booty would call herself an 'artist', not a musician.

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    109. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, amazingly we are going to see Less Than Jake gracing our shores again soon! I can't wait for that show.

      - orokusaki

    110. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the last music video I saw on MTV was Milli Vanilli. duh!

    111. Re:Concerts/Music by HumanTorch · · Score: 1

      Exactly! That's why I listen to metal. I swear there's not a good looking one in the bunch.

    112. Re:Concerts/Music by grendel_x86 · · Score: 1

      Sorry about my spelling, sleep deprivation makes my horrible command of the English language even worse.

      Actually, I've NEVER heard Aphex Twin on the radio; I'm referring to seeing videos on MTV [2]. I don't consider him really mainstream, but he isn't obscure either. I was only mentioning him because of the references to ugly people.

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    113. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    114. Re:Concerts/Music by Golias · · Score: 2, Informative
      The distortion I was referring to was the inherent distortion in any instrument that's not electronic.

      To borrow from a favorite movie, "I don't think it means what you think it means."

      The word "distortion," when applied to sound, almost always refers to the failure of electronic devices to accurately reproduce an audio source signal.

      If I get what you seem to be driving at, I think the word you are fishing for is "timbre," meaning the variations in wave shape which make one voice or instrument sound different from another voice or instrument playing the same pitch.

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    115. Re:Concerts/Music by Golias · · Score: 1
      I can tell you don't watch the show, because if you did you would realize that what Simon Cowell does is not "abuse and debasement." What he gives is his frank and honest opinion. Some of his most bitter-sounding critiques this year were launched at Clay (the funny-lookin' guy who came in second), which Cowell personally championed to be a contestant in the late rounds. He also frequently praised those singers who used his criticisms for the learning opportunity they were, and came back with improved performances in the later rounds.

      As far as how non-gently the performers "deserve" to be treated, what do YOU propose? What would be appropriate "criticism" for somebody who has the audacity to actually try to sing on stage, and not be good enough to entertain you?

      Watch "Amateur Night At The Apollo" sometime, and you will see what cruel treatment of weak entertainers looks like. The contestants on American Idol, if anything, are coddled by the judges.

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    116. Re:Concerts/Music by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. I know I'm splitting hairs. : )

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    117. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you taken a look at Thom Yorke lately? I think Radiohead is one of the largest acts today... I'm sure I can name more, but if you are looking to MTV for new music, I'm not sure you're ready for them...

    118. Re:Concerts/Music by mute47 · · Score: 1

      I saw a Radiohead video just yesterday.... :D

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    119. Re:Concerts/Music by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. I was really put off by the commercials of the judges dogging on the contestants, and that aside, the style of music is REALLY not to my taste.

      So maybe Cowell is Mr. Happy Huggy Friend to the contestants. I still don't like the way the contestants are treated. Just because "Amateur Night at the Apollo" is harsher does not make me like it any more.

      And I am voting with my attention.

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    120. Re:Concerts/Music by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Good point. He certainly is the Arbiter of Musical Quality /for that show/. We'll leave the discussion as to whether or not that bad pop crap is "music" for another day.

      But, saying "YOU SUCK, YOU TALENTLESS HACK!" and saying "You don't have the sort of stage manner and style we're looking for" are two ways of saying similar things: Namely, that the contestant in question is not going to win.

      Guess which one a) makes "good TV" and b) makes me not watch it.

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    121. Re:Concerts/Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel sorry for americans.

    122. Re:Concerts/Music by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > The former statement creates a corollary that using effects diminishes your musical ability

      If you read the statement exactly as written (I'm not being a jerk, no one reads sentences "as writtem") you will see that I said "if you need distortion [...] you aren't a good enough musician yet."

      The first word I want to point out is "yet," as that means that he may well have the potential to become the greatest musician of our time. No doubt he's a million times better than I am. I know maybe 3 chords.
      The other important word in that sentence is "need." If you cannot make any music at all without using distortion, you aren't an accurate enough player to be an Eric Clapton in the very near future. Again, that says nothing about the future of his musical career.

    123. Re:Concerts/Music by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I don't get your point. Would you prefer that all music be played on acoustic instruments without any effects at all?

      Hell no, I like some death metal -- doesn't go as well with a banjo. The word I stated is "need." If you cannot play music without distortion, you aren't a clean enough player. That's it. If you choose to play using distortion, but can still play well without it, I have no qualms.

    124. Re:Concerts/Music by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > If you try to mask bad playing with effects, you're just a poser

      Thank you, I was beginning to think no one understood what I wrote. That's what I meant -- I don't know why I couldn't put it that well meself.

      > I do a large portion of my practice on my acoustic or with my Strat playing clean. When I'm done with that part, I work on using the distortion

      That's how I think it is done "properly" (not that there's necessarily a "proper" way to do anything artistic). Know the music you are trying to play, then make it. Some people seem to just turn the vol up to 11 ("but ours go to eleven") & throw their fingers across the strings and bang their head and expect to be cheered.

    125. Re:Concerts/Music by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > The autotuner is trying to make a screwup sound like it was supposed to sound originally
      > I'm not particular to Brittney or N'Sync, I probably don't have to worry about this much

      That's very true, although I think there are more singers that use it than you realize. I can't say it's necessarily a bad thing -- I've been to a concert where the main singer was sick and sounded pretty flat. The quality was okay, but I think his ears were stuffed or something. One of these could possibly have improved the performance on the one night they needed it. Of course, if they had it one night of the tour they'd probably use it every night.

      I guess what I'm trying to say is that it has its place, but it shouldn't be used as a crutch.

      Then again, couldn't it just be considered another instrument that you play with your voice? Hmm... That's one hell of a stretch I guess.

    126. Re:Concerts/Music by madmancarman · · Score: 1
      There was a very interesting article in the Boston Globe today about how female musicians are dressing sleazier by the day. Jewel, Beyonce, ect.

      Good article, here's a link.

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    127. Re:Concerts/Music by Golias · · Score: 1
      Yea, well.... Watch it or don't. I never said it was the greatest thing since Philo Farnsworth noticed the lines his plow was making in the farm turf. I just said that I (to my surprise) found it kind of entertaining and interesting. It's not like I'm going to TiVo season three or buy any of the albums or anything.

      Apart from Simon's refreshing honesty, another fun element of the show was the guest judges. One week, they required all of the contestants to cover Smokie Robinson songs, and Smokie Robinson was added to the judge panel.

      Anyway, ultimately it's just another "reality" TV show, 90% of which I don't care for either, so I can see why you didn't bother with it based on the weak previews. I just caught some of it while channel surfing once and found it exceeded my expectations, that's all I was saying. We've probably already discussed the topic longer than it really warrants, so let's just agree to disagree on this one, 'kay?

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    128. Re:Concerts/Music by pmz · · Score: 1

      If you need distortion and effects to make your music good, it means you aren't a good enough musician yet.

      It's interesting how the flexibility of an electronic instrument is often confused for talent (hey that guy sounds different...he's good). One thing I've noticed, however, is that great electronic guitar players use that flexibility to change the instrument and, then, procede to challenge "classical" virtuosos with their mastery of their new invention. I'm not a heavy consumer of electronic guitar solos, but the few I've heard left me impressed. While a guitar might not have the heart-wrenching power of a violin, it's still pretty formidable.

      Perhaps the bad reputation electronic music gets has a lot to do with its accessibility. A few hundred dollars for a decent used computer and MIDI keyboard can make any sap into a boy-band wannabe, whereas just getting a first good melody off a violin will leave many novices frustrated.

    129. Re:Concerts/Music by pmz · · Score: 1

      I say almost all the modern musicians are promoted based on how they look.

      Do you mean the promotion of my lunch out of my body after looking at them?

    130. Re:Concerts/Music by Drogo+Knotwise · · Score: 1

      "There There" by Radiohead. Anyone who wants to say that Thom Yorke is good looking needs to lay off the drugs for a while...

    131. Re:Concerts/Music by galen · · Score: 1

      Let me add my interpretation of the phrase, "if you need distortion...". I'd say if you think you need distortion and other effects to make good music then you're not making good music.

      I completely agree with Mr. Barnson that "distortion and effects can be used to make good music." They are a wonderful tool to enhance the expressivness of the instrument, but I also feel that when you strip the distortion and effects away from a piece of music it should still have merit. King Crimson is a perfect example of this with guitars that will melt your brains, but the music is so well crafted that it can be played on accoustic or classical guitars and still completely engage the listener.

      ~~Galen~~

    132. Re:Concerts/Music by MrBlint · · Score: 1

      It's just a pitty that he can't seem to recognise his own total lack of talent!

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    133. Re:Concerts/Music by Gyl · · Score: 1

      I agree, you don't have to write your own songs. I mentioned that the Monkees didn't write their own songs because it is another example of how that group was put together, not for musical ability, but for marketability. I mentioned the Monkees to point out that pop music hasn't so much degraded to pure marketing, it has always been about marketing. But the fact that I actually know about the Monkees means that the music they performed must have had some quality, or it wouldn't have lasted the 40 years for me to hear about it.

    134. Re:Concerts/Music by tjcoyle · · Score: 1

      Marilyn.... Manson.....?

    135. Re:Concerts/Music by Magius_AR · · Score: 1
      when was the last time you saw an MTV video where the lead singer was ....what's the word.. UGLY ?
      Heh, don't listen to much punk, do ya? :)
    136. Re:Concerts/Music by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      No, I'm talking about the slight clipping of a sine waves top and bottom peaks. Distortion and tone are different things both musically and mathematically.

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  3. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now I can practice my perfect opera singing while sitting on the shitter reading Daily News.

    1. Re:Great by AntonyBartlett · · Score: 1

      You mean you don't have the technology to read slashdot on the shitter?... priorities here man, the autotuner can wait.

  4. Natural Progression by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This seems like a perfectly natural progression. Technology has long been used to enhance human beings. One example is the use of steroids to make the body stronger. Of course, in that instance, there are negative side effects. Using this auto-tuner isn't going to hurt your body, so why not? Now bring on the bionic limbs!

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    1. Re:Natural Progression by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 2, Funny
      One example is the use of steroids to make the body stronger. Of course, in that instance, there are negative side effects.

      No negative side-effects? N'SYic, Britney spears, backstreet boys, Christina, Justin,Mnady Moore, Michelle Branch need I go on ?...

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    2. Re:Natural Progression by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 1

      They are the result of a marketing behemoth - thousands of dollars are spent on post-production in order to make their work sound "good." If the common person had access to something that gave them perfect pitch, then all people would have equally good singing voices and the music would be judged on originality, lyrical content, and musicianship. This type of technology helps to level the playing fields - not create pop acts.

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    3. Re:Natural Progression by Valdrax · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except that you've just eliminated the need for musicianship in the vocalist. Now, basically, songwriting and backup bands are all that's important. (Hey.... Maybe this isn't such a bad thing after all. Freakin' prima-donna front men...)

      The technology is already in use to create pop acts and has been used throughout the late 90s for this very purpose. The very pop acts that the other poster listed are known to use autotuners. Instead of finding good singers, all the recording industry has to do is find pretty people who can sing passably well enough to work with the autotuner. It's essentially the final nail in the coffin of actual talent in pop acts.

      This "levels the playing field" in an industry supposedly based on bringing the best of the best to the national stage. Standards in the recording industry have been slipping for years. One reason for this is that truly talented and popular acts are hard to keep control of contractually. They have enough creativity and talent to jump ship to other labels or create their own labels and survive for years. This is pretty much the opposite of what the recording industry wants. This technology will allow them to take more talentless nobodies and propel them to the national stage with the implicit understanding that without the company that sponsored them, they are nothing. More talented yet more difficult to control musicians can be left more and more to the wayside. In essence, it allows a talent-based industry to get away with selling products without true talent, thus cutting long-term expenses for them.

      This technology's a gift from the heavens in karaoke bars, but it'll be just another step in purging all vitality and talent from popular music.

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    4. Re:Natural Progression by iopha · · Score: 1

      Well, if I may risk my Karma in defending what seems to be an unpopular position, let me say that when you are playing 150 or more live shows a year it is very difficult to keep your vocal chords in top shape. A particularly finicky high note run could be just beyond your grasp, and using an autotune, if you do screw up, it won't reverbrate across the arena and ruin the whole bloody concert. The ones I've seen are very good at small pitch corrections but *cannot* make a tone-deaf monkey sound 'good' out of the blue.

      For hard rock bands, this can be really useful if your one ballad song is on the encore and your entire set before that was heavy on the screaming. Your voice is gone by that point and that has nothing to do with talent. No human being can shriek for two hours and then be expected to hit high notes with any precision.

      iopha

    5. Re:Natural Progression by jejones · · Score: 1

      No human being can shriek for two hours and then be expected to hit high notes with any precision.

      Such human beings will end their careers soon enough anyway thanks to larynx abuse. They'd better learn to treat their vocal apparatus decently.

    6. Re:Natural Progression by shaitand · · Score: 1

      until they can afford to buy their own equiptment of course.

      Really though, most of the backup can be synth'd too... poetic lyrics are on the level of what an average poet could come up and there are tens of thousands of those.

      Music as anything but a hobby is just about obsolete. The money which used to go to the musicians can now go to computer tech's... I really don't see how any unbiased individual could find this to be a bad thing (musicians are the biased ones, they don't count).

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  5. obSimpsons&Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Homer: D'OH!
    Me: YOU FAIL IT!

    1. Re:obSimpsons&Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the sake of honest, hard-working trolls everywhere: please, never post again. You're making us look bad. kthxbye

  6. So? by bconway · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I would prefer pitch correction done on the fly over some asshat lip-syncing to a recording any day. I'm not sure I'd favor it over a real performance, but I'd have to compare the two.

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    1. Re:So? by pmz · · Score: 1

      I would prefer pitch correction done on the fly over some asshat lip-syncing to a recording any day.

      Regardless, the entertainment value of seeing a "singer" squirm when their technology breaks mid-song might be worth it. I hope they design these gizmos with five-nines reliability.

  7. Fake? by plexxer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cummon... almost everyone in the modern entertainment industry owes their life to silicon(e).

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    1. Re:Fake? by killmenow · · Score: 2, Funny
      Ahh, you beat me to the punch...although I was going to say something like:
      but this just seems so, so, what's the word: fake?
      I thought this was about Britney's voice...
    2. Re:Fake? by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      for a second there i was thinking
      cum on almost everyone in the modern entertainment industry [who] owes their life to silicone

      mmm... i'd love to....

  8. Hey... by GreenCrackBaby · · Score: 5, Funny

    don't The Simpsons have prior art on this one?

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    1. Re:Hey... by bob65 · · Score: 1

      YVAN EHT NIOJ

    2. Re:Hey... by Palshife · · Score: 1

      Join the Navy?

      Crap. I've violated the DMCA.

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    3. Re:Hey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nioj eht yvan!

  9. Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by talexb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I can see using a tool like this to get the perfect studio recording -- especially after getting a great take with just a few bum notes.


    Using it during a performance, however, is just cheesy. Learn to sing in tune, please.


    1. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by bmorton · · Score: 1, Informative

      This has been used in the studio for a while, and probably live.

      Remember Cher's Life After Love and that effect on her voice that became used so painfully much?

      That was achieved with Antares Autotune.

      -B

    2. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by mirko · · Score: 1

      Nope, this has been discussed in Future Music and the song producer actually explained he used some vocoder but he agrees Antares Autotune may give the same results.

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    3. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by rokzy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      yep, performances aren't about "perfection", they're about "interaction" with the artist.

      if the artist hits a wrong note, forgets a word or whatever it usually doesn't ruin the performance. of course this is for the case of real artists who play their own instruments and write their own songs.

      for the likes of Britney Spears etc. who have no talent or personality, "fashion-magazine perfection" is *all* they have, and their retarded audiences would no doubt demand nothing less.

    4. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by potsmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Using it during a performance, however, is just cheesy. Learn to sing in tune, please.

      the singer in my old band couldn't hold a tune to save his life, but he had a great voice. unfortunately back then technology hadn't progressed enough that i could treat his warbling back into the correct key...

      d'oh!

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    5. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by BetterThanCaesar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Learn to sing in tune, please.

      It's probably just because of the demand for live concerts. Back in the not so old days, they all used playback. Now they're forced to sing live. How do you do that, while dancing aroud the stage, without missing a few notes?

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    6. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by mkldev · · Score: 3, Informative
      Autotune should not give similar results at all. The technologies work in entirely different ways.

      A vocoder generates a fixed frequency wave (pulse, sine, whatever) at the correct pitch and then modulates that wave with the input signal. The result is that when the input frequency changes, you hear a very sudden, abrupt change in the output pitch, much like the voice is being generated by a music keyboard. From a pitch perspective, it basically is.

      A pitch correction does a frequency estimator on the original input signal, then determines the nearest correct frequency for a valid note in the current key, determines how far to shift it towards the correct pitch (you don't shift it all the way to avoid flattening vibrato completely), and finally uses a Fast Fourier Transform (FFT) to actually shift a chunk of audio up or down in pitch the appropriate amount.

      Vocoding is to pitch correction as AM Radio is to Ogg Vorbis. Yeah, they both end up doing similar things when viewed at a high level, but they do them in such radically different ways that they don't sound anything alike.

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    7. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by weston · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. I've been practicing producing recordings of myself for about three years now. I have mixed feelings about autotune. I'm a pretty good vocalist without it, but it's saved me some time before. Listen to a song with autotune and song without and a live recording.

      While I don't think I totally suck in any of them, there's definitely observable tiers in vocal quality between each of them. And what's more important, for the non-live tracks, the time required to get the vocal perfect was shorter on the auto-tuned version. And there aren't a lot of places where the equation time == money is more strictly true then on the clock in a recording studio.

      (Of course we then proceeded to waste the gained time trying to get a good guitar tone...)

    8. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by Ichijo · · Score: 2, Funny
      Using it during a performance, however, is just cheesy. Learn to sing in tune, please.
      Equipment designed to artificially amplify performer's voices are cheesy, too. Learn to sing loudly, please.
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    9. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1
      Kylie Minogue used such a thing from the very beginning of her career.

      That reminds me, I must buy some peaches tomorrow.

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    10. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by Tzoq · · Score: 1

      "How do you do that, while dancing aroud the stage, without missing a few notes?"

      Singers have been doing it for centuries, with much greater musical sophistication than most popular music calls for and enough vocal power to fill huge halls without amplification, in an art form called "opera".

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    11. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by Atzanteol · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's probably just because of the demand for live concerts. Back in the not so old days, they all used playback. Now they're forced to sing live. How do you do that, while dancing aroud the stage, without missing a few notes?
      You don't. That's what's so fun about a live show. You see mistakes, things done differently, new lyrics are sung sometimes, extra verses, etc. If you wanted things perfect, just listen to your CD of the band and look at a poster of them! Why must everything be perfect? Gawd, I remember going to Pink Floyd shows, and half the songs would be done differently from the album. Made the show really special. You saw and heard stuff that was original (probably different each night of the show!). Why would I just want to hear the CD I bought over again when I paid >$50 for the seat?
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    12. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by EverDense · · Score: 1

      "How do you do that, while dancing aroud the stage, without missing a few notes?"
      Singers have been doing it for centuries, with much greater musical sophistication than most
      popular music calls for and enough vocal power to fill huge halls without amplification, in an art
      form called "opera".


      Yes, but you are talking about talent musicians, as apposed to the current batch of talentless shite
      that the kiddies gobble up.

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    13. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by jargonCCNA · · Score: 1

      Back in the not so old days, they all used playback. Now they're forced to sing live.
      Umm... did you the MTV Music Awards? TATU sang about half their song live. Britney Spears does not sing live. They lip sync, they're bad at it and no one gives a shit.

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    14. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      If you use really whacked-out autotune settings, it will end up doing something similar. The artifacting can sound something like a vocoder.

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    15. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      I can't remember the last time I saw an opera singer doing backflips during a chorus. THAT would be scary.

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    16. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by lightcycle · · Score: 1

      As grandparent pointed out, Cher's producer used a vocoder to achieve the sound. Now, try using an Autotune and crank it up to really brutal and picky settings. You will end up with something that sounds a lot like the Cher song, so in this instance a Vocoder and an Autotuner would produce similar results. If you program automation for the Autotuner, you would be able to more or less duplicate the vocal effects on the Cher song.
      That said, you are right in that a vocoder and an autotuner are very different technologies, and a vocoder could be used to produce a wider array of vocal and other effects than an autotuner, which just corrects pitch and can be abused to achieve some moderate effects.

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    17. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by Cranst0n · · Score: 1


      Well, I guess then that Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr. and a host of other all time great performers were not Artists.

      Lets get real. at one point in time there were song writers and there were the performers, and it was the standard.

      The difference between the greats like Frank, Dean and Sammy, and Brittney, Justing, and Christina, is that Frank, Dean and Sammy had TALENT, and none of the technological advancements to help them sound better that we have now adays.

      [start rant]
      BTW,I find that many cover bands sound as good as the original artists. They put in a lot of time and effort (I should know I was the singer of one) and have more talent than most of the "POP" stars today, they just do it because of a love of performing. IT doesn't make them any less of an artist.

      [end rant]

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    18. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Kylie Minogue used such a thing from the very beginning of her career"

      Who?

      ...didn't she do some small remake of the Locomotion way back in the 80's?

      2 questions

      1. They had these things way back then?

      2. Anyone ever heard of her again....? That one hit wonder remake really didn't do all that well I don't think....I never heard of her again...

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    19. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by rokzy · · Score: 1

      exactly, they were performers, not artists... your point?

    20. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by gid-goo · · Score: 1

      It doesn't necessarily make them less of an artist. But if that's all they do it makes them more like a technician. If an individual spends all their time going to museums and producing good or even great copies of other peoples paintings but never produces anything of their own I'm not sure that they're an artist. I'm not convinced that they're not either but it seems a little fishy.

    21. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by edverb · · Score: 1
      if the artist hits a wrong note, forgets a word or whatever it usually doesn't ruin the performance. of course this is for the case of real artists who play their own instruments and write their own songs.


      My comment is OT to be sure, but here's a little interesting bit of trivia: That great "whistle" outro at the end of "Dock of the Bay" only existed because Otis Redding forgot the words to the last verse. I guess Mr. Redding never got the chance to "fix" it, due to his untimely death in a plane crash three days later.
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    22. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      I feel that having a 'great voice' at least in part means having skill in controlling it, i.e. being able to sing in pitch.

      Otherwise all that 'great voice' means is that the singer's head cavities resonate nicely.

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    23. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      You may have been meaning to be ironic, but you have a point.

      Singers who have to pull the microphone halfway down their throat have airy, thin voices. Since almost all of 'pop music' is about having some 'gee whiz' difference or uniqueness (carefully confined to a narrow range of allowed 'uniqueneses, of course') it's no surprise that pop musicians sing that way.

      There is a classic human musical voice and a proper way to sing, i.e. the way Opera Singers with years of voice training sing. If pop musicians tried to project their voice with their bent 'effect' way of vocalizing, they'd rip out their vocal chords (which often wouldn't be a loss).

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    24. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      Gawd, I remember going to Pink Floyd shows, and half the songs would be done differently from the album. Made the show really special

      yeah, that and the three hits of acid and giant cloud of pot smoke... in fact, are you sure you weren't just looking at the poster? hmmm...

    25. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      I can see using a tool like this to get the perfect studio recording -- especially after getting a great take with just a few bum notes.

      I don't know how this is done in so-called popular music, but it is a common practice for concert pianists to record several takes of a difficult piece and then splice together the 'good bits' afterward to produce a 'perfect' recording. Rachmaninoff's 3rd Piano Concerto is one such notoriously challenging piece.)

      I would be quite surprised if other recording artists had not been doing something similar for years.

      As for 'correcting' pitch during live performances--why not just lip synch, like pop stars have been doing for years? Real performers can continue to perform live and unfiltered--their fans are going to see a live performance precisely because it's not the buffed, polished, engineered radio version. If I wanted canned-sounding music, I would download an mp3, thank you very much.

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    26. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by Jimithing+DMB · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with namespan here. Singing the style that you are singing using an autotuner is blasphemy. Your being slightly out of tune in Long Time Waitin' on the one note ("when the winter/springtime/etc.") actually added to the overall ambiance of the music.

      Penn Station Subway sounded more like that shit I hear on the radio. Bright, Cheery, and DEAD! At first it fools you because it sounds so bright and it seems to be more of a direct hit on the senses. But then the aftertaste sets in and it starts sounding dead. It's.. too.. perfect.

      Actually, that may not be entirely correct though. A lot of music sounds better if it is in a more natural key than the western scale. The western scale is 12 equidistant notes. If you haven't taken theory, take it. A quick Physics course as well. If you define a note such as A at 440 Hz then an octave higher is exactly twice that, in this case 880 Hz. On a western scale, each half-step is the previous frequency * 2 ^ (1/12). A fifth is therefore 2^(7/12), and a fourth is 2^(5/12). However, a true fifth is 3/2 and a true forth is 4/3. 440 * 4/3 = 586.66666... 440 * 2 ^ (5.0/12.0) = 587.32953583481515. Notice that that is nearly a full cycle per second difference.

      You can use python to do quick calculations.

      >>> 440 * pow(2.0,5.0/12.0)
      (you get the result)
      >>> 440 * 4.0 / 3.0
      (different result)

      Don't assume that the autotuner sound is actually preferred. In these cases it is most certainly not preferrable. In a pop song I could potentially see the value of an autotuner. The style of pop music, generally clean cut and dead, lends itself quite well to an autotuner.

      I'd say you have a good voice. If you've not taken vocal training and music theory then you should becuase I think it's worth it to unlock all the potential you have. Anybody who is serious about singing should be taking lessons.

    27. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      two years ago i saw Don Giovanni at the Royal
      Opera in Copenhagen. The bass singing the part
      of the servant held onto a rod while it was being
      raised. His arms in a 90 degree bend and raising
      an lowering himself while singing for five minutes, and bass opera singers are not the smallest guys in the world. (He did not miss a
      tune, he might have missed a word, i wouldnt
      know as i do not understand italian). I was
      quite impressed.

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    28. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by General+Cluster · · Score: 1

      This was my first thought as well. Does it use Tempered intonation? Should it? Does it try to correct expressive intonation? Does it raise the leading tone? Alter blue notes?

      The article didn't say.

      Not only is synthesized music sounding more and more like acoustical music, but now it seems that live music is sounding more like synthesized music.

    29. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by pmz · · Score: 1

      If you wanted things perfect, just listen to your CD of the band and look at a poster of them!

      Britney Spears perfect audio CD...$15.
      Britney Spears perfect airbrushed poster...$15.
      Britney Spears-brand Lavender-scented body lotion...$5.
      Britney Spears-brand super-soft tissues...$3.
      Your mother walking in during your "duet" with Britney...priceless.

    30. Re:Recordings? Yes. Performances? No. by talexb · · Score: 1

      In the first recording your voice is way low in the mix, and also appears to be low in your range so it's hard to tell what's going on. Part the way through you started to sing out with more conviction and the vocal sounded good.

      The second song sounded much better, but you had trouble with one particular note, a largish jump up that you never tuned correctly. Nothing really that an autotuner would help with -- just a regular practice regimen and a decent warmup before recording.

      The last recording (live, supposedly, though I couldn't hear any audience or room noise) again sounded fine -- no autotuner required.

      If (when) I have time to go back to recording, I sure won't bother with all that stuff .. just belt it out and listen for mistakes then throw another take down.

      Thanks for the music -- it was great to listen to.

  10. What would you rather pay for... by alfal · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A concert where the artist sounds great, or a concert where the artist sounds terrible? If I pay $50 per seat, I'd like to hear something I'll enjoy, whether it is slightly modified or not. Bad music isn't fun.

    1. Re:What would you rather pay for... by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      Here's an idea: Pay 50 bucks for decent performers, and DON'T pay for the bad ones.

      It's almost like we are all sheep. They say "Go to this concert, go to this concert", and we, being the sheep we are, do it, regardless of any talent.

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    2. Re:What would you rather pay for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously never heard Normand L'Amour. This guy is hilarious but also probably the worst "professional" singer I ever heard.

    3. Re:What would you rather pay for... by jared_hanson · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd suggest you save $35 dollars and buy a CD, which you can also listen to over and over again. Concerts are intended for live music. I enjoy hearing the artist in their true form.

      I've been to concerts where the singer has forgotten lyrics, or sung a wrong verse. It's part of the experience, and seeing how the singer reacts shows more depth than you will get by hearing something that is perfect all the time.

      The world is not perfect, so don't expect perfection from a concert.

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    4. Re:What would you rather pay for... by NihilSmurf · · Score: 1

      If you live in a decent sized city, there are plenty of smaller venues where you can expect to spend more on beer than the ticket, and still see a great show. You also get to be much closer to the band.

    5. Re:What would you rather pay for... by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      Didn't bother fans of Bob Dylan, or Townes Van Zandt...

      or Celine Dion....

      Did anyone see the Pepsi live tv concert of Evernescence? It was awful...

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    6. Re:What would you rather pay for... by dmaxwell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A concert where the artist sounds great, or a concert where the artist sounds terrible? If I pay $50 per seat, I'd like to hear something I'll enjoy, whether it is slightly modified or not. Bad music isn't fun.

      I wouldn't pay $50 dollars to see an artist who needs a crutch of this magnitude.

      An artist who misses a note or two isn't going to sound terrible. Experienced live performers will just keep belting it out rather than tripping over it for several bars. If you expect a Live performance to sound just like the CD you bought then why bother going? You have the CD.

      If the artist is so off key that they need this device then you paid $50 dollars too much to see a no-talent hack.

    7. Re:What would you rather pay for... by mike_mgo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      A number of posts have already disagreed with you but I think you're pretty much right. Now, I'd say singers you constantly rely on it as a crutch are doing a disservice to their fans. But their are a lot of bands out there touring for 10 months or doing 10 shows in 12 nights, that kind of strain has got to be tough on the vocal chords. If I'm seeing a show at the end of the tour I'd like to know that I'm getting a decent performance for my money.

      And it's not about getting a perfect performance, I'm not looking to just hear the cd played over the sound system, but I don't want to hear the singer struggle all night just to stay in tune.

    8. Re:What would you rather pay for... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "Here's an idea: Pay 50 bucks for decent performers, and DON'T pay for the bad ones."

      Ah yes, logic to the spirit's rescue. This has worked so well in the past.

    9. Re:What would you rather pay for... by jared_hanson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At least with talented singers, you are probably not going to notice any vocal strain due to extended periods of singing, unless you are a professional vocal coach.

      In the same way that athletes train and stay in shape, so do musicians train their vocal chords. In each case, it helps them be able to not get tired.

      This is why you will see a few days break more often than not during concert tours. (Well, that and the time it takes to travel.)

      Also, most musicians know what their livlihood is, and will not risk damaging their voice. As such, if you are in risk of a worse concert experience, the artist is in risk of a worse voice. Most artists have the sense to simply cancel shows, and you will get refunded, or tickets to a resheduled date.

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    10. Re:What would you rather pay for... by PiratePTG · · Score: 3, Interesting
      >I've been to concerts where the singer has forgotten lyrics, or sung a wrong verse. It's part of the experience...

      I was the Engineer in Charge of the TV production truck about 6 years ago when we did the KISS concert at the Omni in Atlanta... Gene Simmons had big pieces of posterboard with the song lyrics taped down to the stage all around his mic stand... Every few songs they would manage to pause a minute or so while a stagehand threw down more posterboard while another one pulled the old ones down into the pit in front of the stage...

      Yes... I can honestly say *I* have been onstage with KISS during a concert... OK... So it was off to the side, and I wasn't playing an instrument, but I WAS onstage! LOL

      And for all you fans out there, let me tell ya... The band are all a bunch of jerks... I do play the drums, and had brought a ride cymbal with me for them to sign... Was literally told to "fuck off" by one of their handlers as they were headed to the limo with their skanks... Guess they didn't want to hang on my wall with Rush, Aerosmith, Jimmy Buffet, The Outlaws, Molly Hatchet, and a few other bands who took the few seconds to sign a fan's cymbal...

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    11. Re:What would you rather pay for... by Moe+Yerca · · Score: 1

      Dude, if you already have a Neil Peart, you have no need for a Peter Criss. I don't know if you dig them, but Dream Theater's drummer is exceptionally kind to fans and one of the best rock drummers I've ever seen live. Long live Mike Portnoy!

    12. Re:What would you rather pay for... by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Gene Simmons had big pieces of posterboard with the song lyrics

      Muahahahaha!! Kiss has been playing the same bloody simple songs for 20 years, and Simmon's still hasn't learned the lyrics? What musical talent! ;)

    13. Re:What would you rather pay for... by isomeme · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Amen. Live shows are all about spontaneity and feedback. I've seen old bands put such new spins on their material that I didn't recognize what they were playing until a minute or two into the song; the sense of familiarity mixed with novelty is exhilirating. I've seen plenty of botched chords and lyrics, and as you say, it's all about the artist's reactions, how they recover.

      At the last Yes concert I attended, Jon tripped over a cable while backing up to give Steve room for a solo, and fell flat on his back. You could hear the crowd gasp. He bounced right back to his feet, and was fine by the time the next vocals came around. When the song was done, he grinned and said "All I could think was 'thank god I'm among friends'". You'll never get that kind of immediacy and connection listening to a CD, or watching a meticulously hyper-engineered 'concert'.

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    14. Re:What would you rather pay for... by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 1
      If the artist is so off key that they need this device then you paid $50 dollars too much to see a no-talent hack.
      While I find myself partially agreeing with your opinion, at the same time pitch correction and adjustment is vital to many performances these days. Many songs require more harmony parts than the band can create live. Given the choice between hiring three backup singers, or plunking down a couple thousand for a good adjustment rig that doesn't require food and a trailer, which would you pick? Judicious use of pitch adjustment (or "tweakers") to create multiple harmony lines can really improve the experience without introducing extraneous singers. Many performers also value the ability to create a completely on-key performance (really tough when you're performing gymnastics up there) so that they can have a good selection of listenable tunes for a live CD.

      There are a lot of different reasons to use technology to enhance a performance. When's the last time you saw a band performing in a large arena without amplifiers, effects units, and various other techno-gadgets to improve the performance?

      Auto-tuning is just a nonissue. People complained about synthesizers taking the place of string sections, too. Life goes on, technology improves, and people can do more with less.
    15. Re:What would you rather pay for... by An+El+Haqq · · Score: 1

      I'd suggest you save $35 dollars and buy a CD, which you can also listen to over and over again. Concerts are intended for live music. I enjoy hearing the artist in their true form.

      I've ended up at concerts where I've left wishing that I had just sat at home and listened to the CD. It isn't that the bands were awful, it's that the live show didn't vary from a "best of" album in the least bit. There was no noticeable difference from the original recording, and the band never played any "non-hit" songs.

      I'm sure that this lovely device, if it really works, will make my concert experiences even more generic than before. Or, it would, if any of the bands I see live could afford the damn thing. ;-)

    16. Re:What would you rather pay for... by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

      There is a problem with this. At what point is the majority of the concert robots on stage? Amplification isn't a problem unless its done very badly. No one expects musicians to fill a 50,000 amphitheatre with human power alone. Amplifiers are just levers for sound. I have no problem with synthesizers if a keyboardist or guitar is actually playing the thing. Synths are just another set of timbres. I'm of two minds on effect units. If they are obviously being used to make well effects then I don't mind. If they're being used to cover up that a guitar player sucks then I have a problem with it. As for the singer, an obvious vocal effect is one thing if it isn't overdone.

      However,

      Many performers also value the ability to create a completely on-key performance (really tough when you're performing gymnastics up there) so that they can have a good selection of listenable tunes for a live CD.

      In that case, the black box is now functioning as a crutch. One of the things I value about a live performance is that it is a performance. A blue note here and there isn't the end of world. I don't go to a live show for that sizzling studio sound, I wanted to see a live show. If there's going to be a robot on stage then get the one from Lost In Space and put a Fender Strat in it's arms.

      Anyway, so-called "Live" albums can be tweaked in the editing booth (Frank Zappa's Sheik Yerbouti has a lot of this..but FZ was upfront about what he was doing). There is no need for crutchery at a real show. If there is a need for crutchery then don't do the damn show. It isn't what I paid to see.

    17. Re:What would you rather pay for... by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 1

      Obviously our perspectives differ. I think the effects, including auto-tuning when used well can dramatically enhance the performance and my experience as an audience participant. The oft-maligned sound engineer(s) running the show backstage often put in impressive performances that simply make the guys on stage look better.

      You're paying to see some people larger-than-life perform music you know and love. Why deny them the right to use any reasonable means to ensure you get the quality, consistent performance you paid for?

      Casting someone who uses auto-tune as a "robot", can easily be a straw man argument; additionally, asking the rhetorical "at what point do they become robots" is a slippery slope. You're paying for the illusion, anyway -- if the performance is fun and you enjoy the heck out of it, who cares what technology they used to create it? You and I both know there are excellent performers who use whatever gadgets they can to improve the performance, and the audience still gets their money's worth -- whether they are pitch-corrected or not. Try a Rush concert sometime, they use an amazing amount of tech to get their music across, and pull it off wonderfully.

    18. Re:What would you rather pay for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's bad music, then it's bad music even with an autotuner.

      If someone is actually making enough mistakes that they'd make good music sound bad, they are beyond help.

      Occasional, minor mistakes don't ruin a performance. Good music is hard enough to perform that mistakes are almost inevitable.

    19. Re:What would you rather pay for... by erasmus_ · · Score: 1

      How is that different from any other performance or recording by Evanescence? If only the god-awful movie that created their breakthrough (Daredevil) and they would vanish from the face of the earth.

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    20. Re:What would you rather pay for... by pmz · · Score: 1

      The band are all a bunch of jerks...

      What do you expect? KISS are so big and widely-known that, to them, being assholes is probably considered "branding." Who knows what they are like in person one-on-one, but when in the context of a concert they are, literally, in character (just like a stage actor in a play).

    21. Re:What would you rather pay for... by kavau · · Score: 1

      Why would I want to pay $50 to see a so-called artist who can't sing for beans? That money is better spent going to a performance of a real musician who doesn't need this sort of equipment!

  11. I disagree. by CaptainTap · · Score: 1, Funny

    Without this wonderful technology we wouldn't have The Backstreet Boys, Hanson, Celine Dion and so forth.

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  12. this is news?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apparently, it allows real-time pitch correction. They are actually being used at concerts.

    Gee, Antares Auto-Tune has been out now for what, 6 years? I have a demo of it on my old OS9 Mac, and you can get a hardware version.

    Usually it's used subtley to "clean-up" vocals but Cher really abused it on that "Believe" song. And also Madonna has used it recently on some song and Squarepusher (Red Hot Car). Like the article says it's used a LOT. So are a lot of other effects like reverb, compression, "aural exciters", etc.

    It's just a tool like any other. The big-name recording industry completely abuses and sanitizes every track with endless re-takes, splices, effects, equalization, compression, etc., etc., this is just another way to make the tracks squeaky-clean, bland, and lifeless! If you like that "well-produced" sound this should be no problem.

    I love this quote from a producer: "It's satanic.. Digital vocal tuning is contributing to the Milli Vanilli-fication of pop music. It's a shame that people just do it by rote.

    Uhm, dude, the whole recording industry is satanic .. have you bought any records lately? MilliVanilli-fication is the norm! I think if fans knew just how awful most performers are without the technology, they'd wonder why the engineers name isn't on the front of the album!

    PS: "Perfect pitch" to me means "being able to identify notes by ear without a reference" rather than "being able to sing on-key" (though I guess the two usually go together).

    1. Re:this is news?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think if fans knew just how awful most performers are without the technology, they'd wonder why the engineers name isn't on the front of the album! Kinda like Alan Parsons.....wait....

    2. Re:this is news?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "Perfect pitch" to me means "being able to identify > notes by ear without a reference" rather than
      > "being able to sing on-key" (though I guess the
      > two usually go together).

      Nope, the second ("relative pitch", IIRC), can be taught. Given the root note as reference, you can sing in key, relative to that note. (If that note isn't in tune, SOL.)

    3. Re:this is news?? by jafac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      PS: "Perfect pitch" to me means "being able to identify notes by ear without a reference" rather than "being able to sing on-key" (though I guess the two usually go together).

      I suspect it means that to MOST people. That's what "perfect pitch" means. And there's a LOT of professional musicians, even talented ones, who do not have this ability. It's not really required for performance. But it's absolutely required for absolute mastery of the craft.

      Of course, there are people with perfect pitch who can't carry a tune with their voice.

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    4. Re:this is news?? by Guitarzan · · Score: 1

      "Of course, there are people with perfect pitch who can't carry a tune with their voice."

      Seriously?? Wow... I've never heard of this.

      On another note...I WISH I had perfect pitch...

    5. Re:this is news?? by Knife_Edge · · Score: 2, Interesting
      PS: "Perfect pitch" to me means "being able to identify notes by ear without a reference" rather than "being able to sing on-key" (though I guess the two usually go together).
      Nah. Relative pitch (the ability to perceive the differences between intervals) is sufficient to be able to sing pitches accurately within a key and even when moving through many keys. As for being able to identify notes without a reference, that's not really true either. Paul Hindemith, the well-known German composer and music educator, wrote that so called 'perfect pitch' was merely a function of the performer's memory - that is the reference. There is a lot of controversy and smoke and mirrors surrounding the subject, but I think Hindemith was right. When you work with music for many hours each day for an extended period of time, you remember what the notes sound like. Simple as that. Train your perception, and you can perform feats with it.
    6. Re:this is news?? by zoeblade · · Score: 5, Informative

      Cher really abused it on that "Believe" song.

      Nearly. It was a vocoder, but the end effect is very similar. The main practical difference is that vocoders can be used to make anything sound in pitch, and even let people sing chords rather than single notes. That and they've been around far longer. Hmm, maybe I should submit them as a new technology for a Slashdot article...

    7. Re:this is news?? by goliard · · Score: 5, Insightful
      PS: "Perfect pitch" to me means "being able to identify notes by ear without a reference" rather than "being able to sing on-key" (though I guess the two usually go together).

      I'm a singer. You are right about what "perfect pitch" means, but the article suggests one of the purposes of the autotuner is for those nights when a singer physically can't execute the more extreme notes. Being able to execute as passage is more than knowing how it's supposed to sound (which is what perfect pitch gives you); the production of vocal music is very athletic. If you have a head cold or a sore throat messing with your high/low notes, and an arena filled with 50,000 screaming fans who paid upwards of $50/seat, well, yes, I can see where the pressure for an autotuner comes from.

      This is still the antichrist, though. Definitionally, it eradicates blue notes, bends, and fun pitch effects -- what does it do to glissandos?

      And, frankly, it offends me as a singer. The craft of singing is, like 60%, the mastery of making pitch and rhythm to nigh-superhuman levels of precision. Sure you could make a machine do it, but that's like having a forklift compete in a weightlifting competition. What's the point?

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    8. Re:this is news?? by dogas · · Score: 1
      The big-name recording industry completely abuses and sanitizes every track with endless re-takes, splices, effects, equalization, compression, etc., etc.,

      Welcome to the entertainment industry. I wouldn't say they necessarily *abuse* the vocal tracks by adding effects, but rather they're adding pizzazz to what would otherwise be a kareoke rendition performed by you, me, or some other joe.

      Performers only want to show a few set of polished characteristics that creates an illusion that they are larger than life. Any tool that would help (mainstream) artists achieve this goal will obviously be put to good use. Not that I agree with the practice, but this has been going on ever since the dawn of time. Entertainers entertain simply by showing a small set of previously rehearsed and trained qualities, and that's how entertainment (mostly) works.

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    9. Re:this is news?? by cactopus · · Score: 1

      Uhm, dude, the whole recording industry is satanic .. have you bought any records lately? MilliVanilli-fication is the norm! I think if fans knew just how awful most performers are without the technology, they'd wonder why the engineers name isn't on the front of the album!

      If you want to see how bad a lot of performers are, watch them on Saturday Night Live, Showtime at the Apollo, and others.

    10. Re:this is news?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have "perfect pitch", and I think I would agree with his assessment.

      Ironically, because of my so-called "ability" I can't play an out-of-tune piano or a keyboard that has had middle C reset to some other pitch -- it's extremely disorienting. Imagine trying to drive with your steering wheel modified so that rotating it produces steerage in the opposite direction than you're accustomed to -- that's about the best analogy I can give.

    11. Re:this is news?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it eradicates blue notes, bends, and fun pitch effects -- what does it do to glissandos?

      Have you ever used it to record?? You can tweak every aspect of the performance with a graphical interface. You can ADD bends, slides, vibrato, glissando, or even NEW "fun pitch effects" that the voice human isn't capable of.

      And of course being able to change key / mode after the singer has left is pretty cool too.

      I just see it as a different thing than "singing". I.e. I can appreciate a good auto-tune performance, and also a good acapella (though I would be annoyed if they turned out to be using autotune and didn't tell me! I would be appreciating the wrong aspect of the performance).

    12. Re:this is news?? by incrustwetrust · · Score: 1

      thank you for posting this for me:P

      a major difference between the autotuner and a vocoder is also the interesting textures that can be created with a vocoder...... a good example of this is just about any kraftwerk song... or the one mentioned in the root thread, squarepusher's "my red hot car"(or whatever its name is)

      while an autotuner just takes the key of the song and moves your voice closer to it..... a vocoder warps your voice with something else, normally a synth.

    13. Re:this is news?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Real perfect pitch seems plausible to me, given that the little hairs in the inner ear actually do respond to specific absolute frequencies.

      I've seen people claim that it's actually trainable...the there's a qualitative difference in the sound of different pitches, and that if you've been playing a particular instrument for a long time you can hear it. I haven't really practiced it, but I have been playing piano most of my life, and the different notes of the scale do sound different to me. Whether that's the pitch, or some artifact of the piano, I don't know.

    14. Re:this is news?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait'll they find out that an electric guitar actually makes this thin tinny sound and it REQUIRES technology (an amp) to produce a good sound.

      I say, down with amps! Let the true sound of the electric guitar be heard by one and all! I shall now retire to my home studio to practice my revolutionary unamplified electrical guitar performance!

      *twang*

    15. Re:this is news?? by Pejorian · · Score: 1

      There is no news here. I mean, the article itself says this:

      "...he first noticed the use of autotuners a few years ago when he took his daughter to see Britney Spears in Toronto."

      Reminds me of a Rolling Stone article on Slashdot a few months ago that trumpeted the use of digital recording systems as this "new thing" .. Oooh! Big name bands are being digitally produced! What is the world coming to? ;-)

      (In other news, Intel releases the Pentium! It runs at a blinding 166 mHz!!)

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    16. Re:this is news?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey thank God Lucas didn't listen to you guys or Star Wars would never have been made! I mean he can't break it down and take town to town as an theatre act. So it isn't real? So much for the artist instead of the musician running the music creation. What about using innovation to make something new instead of so redneck ethic to play and make the same crap because if you use an effect or enhance your abilities the song or art is less. YOU ARE ALL WRONG!

    17. Re:this is news?? by KnightNavro · · Score: 1
      This is still the antichrist, though. Definitionally, it eradicates blue notes, bends, and fun pitch effects -- what does it do to glissandos?

      Good point. I'm also interested if the technology is or can be programed for non-standard scales (i.e. whole note scale, chromatic, etc.).

      Additionaly, this technology will play the incorrect note if the input is more than a quarter step off. Granted, that's pretty bad for a pro musician, but I can see it happen in a concert setting. Any stray noise picked up by the mic can realy screw with the sound and make the proper note dificult to determine.

      On the other hand, this type of technology had been around for a while. Guitar synths have been around a while, and they do similar things for a guitar. They're now advanced enough that they're built into pocket sized multi effects boxes. They can be a lot of fun and sound good in music.

    18. Re:this is news?? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Usually it's used subtley to "clean-up" vocals
      >but Cher really abused it on that "Believe" song.

      I'm pretty sure that's the flanger effect on ProTools, not the Antares autotuner, but yeah,
      it's heavily abused.

      There's nothing wrong with using effects, though. Everything from the mic preamp through postproduction is important, and it all adds up to the difference between pro-sound and semi-pro sound.

      It's also nothing new. Engineers have been speeding up and slowing down tracks since the direct-to-phono-disc days, and they've been using reverb and delay effects since BEFORE the phonograph.

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    19. Re:this is news?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has been going on for a long time, at least on albums. (I realize I'm probaby drifting a bit off topic, but I've been waiting for a chance to rant about this digital tuning...) I can listen to the radio and tell you if an artist has been digitally tuned. Listen closely to when they change between two notes.

      Nobody can go perfectly from one note to the next. The voice requires an instant to "zero in" on the pitch (though any musician with a good sense of pitch can hit very close and then find the exact right place very shortly after that). The trick to finding who's been digitally tuned lies in the fact that these machines are *too* perfect and make the voice jump directly from perfect note to perfect note instantly, without the short tuning delay. The result is a subtle, but still not-quite-natural effect. Think of that sound effect Cher used ("do you believe in life after love...") but much, much more subtle.

      As a musician, it disgusts me that people with no singing talent can become professional musicians. Call me a snob, but I see it as a dilution of our artform. It bothered me enough that to be a pop star, you had to know how to dance as well as sing. Now all you need to know is how to dance.

    20. Re:this is news?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once and for all, that wasn't autotune on that Cher record, it was a vocoder.

    21. Re:this is news?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >On another note...I WISH I had perfect pitch...

      Your puns are music to my ears. IMHO, good puns are the key to any string of conversation. Unfortunately, they're not my forte.

      On a different note, I wouldn't complain too much about this technology. Listening to some of these artists without it could make you want to jump off a clef.

      What's the matter? Don't like my tone?

      Okay, I'll shut up now.

    22. Re:this is news?? by whatch+durrin · · Score: 1
      -- what does it do to glissandos?

      Having done some singing myself (and having played the trombone in high school) I wondered this myself. Do the sound techs simply bypass the autotuner when they know the singer is going to this? Would the autotuner, if left on, create a "stepped" effect by attempting to pull each sound to the "correct" pitch all the way up/down?

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    23. Re:this is news?? by Palshife · · Score: 1

      The thing is, both Cher and Squarepusher used pitch correction on those songs as an effect. It wasn't actually meant to correct their voices.

      I do oppose to using it to cover for a lack of ability, but to exploit the unique sound of it to improve the unique nature of your music is fine by me.

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    24. Re:this is news?? by Upright+Joe · · Score: 1

      The idea that perfect pitch is required for "absolute mastery of the craft" is absurd. Most people with perfect pitch can barely stand the sound of a piano, guitar, or any other instrument with preselected notes.

      For example, the note D is actually a slightly different pitch when played in the key of D vs when played in the key of C or G. However, you don't want to tune a piano to only be in tune for songs in one key so somebody developed what is called the equal tempered scale. It's a scale where in theory, each note is equally out of tune no regardless of the key you play in. This drives people with perfect pitch and even some orchestra players without perfect pitch absolutely crazy when a piano or classical guitar player is playing with the orchestra.

      The more you learn about pitch, the more subjective and nebulous you'll find it to be.

    25. Re:this is news?? by sparrow_hawk · · Score: 1

      And, frankly, it offends me as a singer. The craft of singing is, like 60%, the mastery of making pitch and rhythm to nigh-superhuman levels of precision. Sure you could make a machine do it, but that's like having a forklift compete in a weightlifting competition. What's the point?

      Here in Iowa the auditions for the All-State Choir are done entirely a capella, and so I've got reasonably decent relative pitch. It's always been a fantasy of mine to put the N'Sync boys through the rigor of All-State auditions out of curiosity to see how they would do. My guess is, they wouldn't make it.

      I'm a little surprised that the autotuners can keep up, considering the number of vocal "effects" most pop singers do -- the whole black-Gospel-ripoff kind of runs that seem to be *required* of modern pop musicians.

      And it does my heart good to notice that a CD I bought recently by an indie band I enjoy has *several* tracks that are slightly but noticeably out-of-tune.

    26. Re:this is news?? by SoTuA · · Score: 1
      I suspect it means that to MOST people. That's what "perfect pitch" means. And there's a LOT of professional musicians, even talented ones, who do not have this ability. It's not really required for performance. But it's absolutely required for absolute mastery of the craft.

      BS. I bet there's a lot of masters who don't have perfect pitch. Perfect *relative* pitch (as in, I can tell if the instrument is in tune, or I can hear a slightly off note in the middle of a scale) is really good for it, but *perfect* pitch (as in, you can absolutely tell when something is an A at 440 Hz and all that happy crappy) is not a needed thing. It can even be a nuisance (IIRC, I think John Entwhistle had perfect pitch, and it really got on his nerves 'cuz the Who did a lot of stuff downtuning to Eb :D)

    27. Re:this is news?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By your command....

    28. Re:this is news?? by Upright+Joe · · Score: 1

      what does it do to glissandos?

      It depends on the speed that the device is set to. It's contantly detecting what pitch you're singing. When it sees that you've been on the same note for x amount of time, it starts correcting. In the case of a very short auto tune time, you would hear glissandos as a scale of distinct notes. It would probably sound especially unpleasing to the ear too because the singer would not be accenting those pitch changes. In the case of a very slow retune time, the gliss would be completely unaffected by the auto tuner.

      I'm not sure what the maximum time the device can be set to is but the fastest setting is nearly instantaneous.

    29. Re:this is news?? by goliard · · Score: 1

      Have you ever used it to record?? You can tweak every aspect of the performance with a graphical interface. You can ADD bends, slides, vibrato, glissando, or even NEW "fun pitch effects" that the voice human isn't capable of.

      And of course being able to change key / mode after the singer has left is pretty cool too.

      I just see it as a different thing than "singing". I.e. I can appreciate a good auto-tune performance, and also a good acapella (though I would be annoyed if they turned out to be using autotune and didn't tell me! I would be appreciating the wrong aspect of the performance).

      Completely legitimate for recording. But it begs the question of what's the purpose of this in live performance.

      Interestingly, the comes down to yet another tussle in the tug-o-war between composers and performers which really started up in the 15th or early 16th century, and has been roiling ever since.

      The people who write music -- the composers, the songwriters, the arrangers -- conceive of music in an abstracted form, and they plan it out. Their artistry is in laying out the blueprints for an idealized performance. The people who execute music -- the singers and instrumentalists, and, today, the sound engineers on live shows -- conceive of music in a specific instance -- this performance, right here, right now -- and their artistry is in spontaneously generating an expressive interpretation of that blueprint.

      Since the Renaissance, the people who create the blueprints for music (the composers) and the people who execute the blueprints for music (the performers) have been fighting it out, as to who has control. Composers flamed performers for adding notes, for ornamenting and editing, for not following the plans. Performers... well, performers went on blithely ignoring composers, until composers started demanding control of the hiring of performers for important gigs, and the great age of classical (monomanaiacal, micromanaging) composers was born.

      This tool is a tool for the writers of music to control the execution of music. It's a composerly control, not a performerly control. Which is not to say those two roles are always separate people. I'm both, and many other musicians are too. The issue here, is that there's a difference between being a performer -- even in a big electronic performance venue -- and a recording artist. Being a recording artist is very much about "writing" music -- even if it's done in bits, instead of neums or notes! -- it's about making the most perfect possible record of the abstract idea of the music. As such, the autotuner fits right in.

      But where does it fit in with performance? It sounds like it doesn't. Yes, the planner of a piece of music, the person recording it can use it to put into a record what is otherwise impossible, but the executer of music cannot use it in realtime to expressively execute music.

      Which has an interesting consequence which I've already been observing in amateur venues. Because of the ubiquity of highly professional, highly pitch-accurate music on the radio and other media, the ignorant listening-public of today have a greater expectation/demand for pitch accuracy than perhaps ever before in human history. Quite simply, their ears are accustomed to it, even if they don't consciously know it. Thus people's tolerance for the pitch flaws of live performance is getting lower and lower.

      One of two things is going to happen. Because of the arms race for ever more accurate pitch, either rock stars on tour will all start relying on autotuners, to get them consistently to the super-human level of accuracy their public expects, or as a culture we will no longer conflate being a recording artist with being a performer, and there will be a division of labor, and concomitant division of tastes, with some people preferring the fresh, raw sound of live performance, and other preferring the pristine, well-

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    30. Re:this is news?? by gid-goo · · Score: 1
      The craft of singing is, like 60%, the mastery of making pitch and rhythm to nigh-superhuman levels of precision
      Ummm, singers, like viola players, are notorius for a) shitty timing and b) a remarkable inability to hit an equally tempered note accurately. Haven't you ever heard the joke :
      Q. How can you tell when a singer is at you door?

      A. He can't find the key, and doesn't know when to come in.
    31. Re:this is news?? by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      Exactly... it's really no different from colour recognition.. your brain attaches labels to certain frequencies.

      The difference is, people are continually 'trained' at colour recognition as part of day to day life from birth, but recognizing pitch is not something most people get any practice with.

      I believe I read once that most (all?) people have natural perfect pitch when very young, but it fades over time from disuse.

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    32. Re:this is news?? by CoughDropAddict · · Score: 1

      Ummm, singers, like viola players, are notorius for a) shitty timing and b) a remarkable inability to hit an equally tempered note accurately.

      There's no reason for a singer or a violist to submit to the imperfections of equal temperament. Keyboardists are forced to only because they can't re-tune on the fly.

    33. Re:this is news?? by miles+zarathustra · · Score: 1
      Perfect pitch is genetic, and is quite distinctive. It's much more accurate than the pitch memory musicians develop over time.

      I remember being in a room with someone complaining that the harpsichord was a quarter tone flat, though to those of us without perfect pitch it sounded fine.

      I've been an active musician for 37 years and I don't have anywhere near that kind of absolute pitch recognition ... though I can usually sing something pretty close to A 440 on a good day.

      As noted in other posts, relative pitch perception is essential for effective musicianship.

    34. Re:this is news?? by gid-goo · · Score: 1

      Except when a singer is playing with a guitar or keyboard instrument that requires them to be in tune. I play the bass and it always takes a bit to shift from playing solo or with a classical or jazz ensemble to playing with a guitar or piano. I mean, I like Harry Partch as much as the next man or woman but you got to be in tune (and in time). Plus it's a joke.
      What's the definition of a minor second?

      Two violists playing in unison

      What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?
      Vibrato.

    35. Re:this is news?? by bkhl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is actually an autotuner in that Cher song. Since it embaresses the producers to admit they have one, they claim that it's done with a vocoder. Anyone who have used a vocoder can hear it is not it, however.

    36. Re:this is news?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a snob. If you really think the use of an autotuner or any other sort of electronic implement to create music dilutes something, then you're certainly not worried about music as an art form. You're worried about music as a skill. In my view, anything that helps someone project the sound they envision into a recording (or live set, for that matter) can only be considered an advance for the artform... at the expense, perhaps, of the physically gifted elite...

    37. Re:this is news?? by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 1

      And this is the perfect reason for pitch correction: the singer naturally wants to sing to a different tuning than the even-tempered scale (which, by the way, was most widely popularized, though not invented by, Johann Sebastian Bach). You might be singing perfectly on-pitch on a Pythagorean scale, yet be several cents flat or sharp on the even-tempered scale. It's the fault of our tuning system. Pitch correction helps remedy this.

    38. Re:this is news?? by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 1
      Not quite spot-on. Most pitch correction devices can accomodate passages within certain parameters of bending, as wide as you like it. They can also be set to turn off at certain points in a song, which is easily scriptable with SMPTE or MTC (MIDI time code). Most modern performances have something clocking the back end (notice the drummers normally wear headphones? Bassists too?) to add effects and tape tracks in. Pitch correction is amazingly adjustable.

      Admittedly, my experience with "live" autotuning is very limited, but in the studio I can choose to use it where it's needed and where it's not.
      And, frankly, it offends me as a singer.
      Why be offended? Those who wish to demonstrate their talent sans pitch correction will do so. Those that choose to use it will do so. What's the big deal? Is a painter less of a painter because he uses an airbrush instead of hand paints?
    39. Re:this is news?? by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 1

      Most autotuners have adjustable delay and sensitivity settings, and can detect transients very well. Too liberal of a setting, though, and they only catch the long sustains. Too tight of a setting, and they create the "Cher Effect".

      If you expect many glissandos in a song, as a sound engineer you'd either shut it off for those passages, or reduce the sensitivity. It's pretty trivial.

    40. Re:this is news?? by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 1

      Thus the beauty of auto-tune. If you have to sing in-tune with an even-tempered instrument, why not have a device to make slight 3-10 cent corrections in your pitch to be in tune with its intonation?

      This is one of the common causes of the complaint that someone is singing "flat". They aren't, but particularly the third in most even tempered scales is quite sharp compared to what the harmonics tell a singer should be the third. Therefore they must accomodate the limitations of the accompaniment. Some singers do this naturally, while others can use a little nudge.

    41. Re:this is news?? by Dexheimer · · Score: 1

      It WAS an autotuner in the Cher's Believe, not a vocoder. The two have very different sounds (however modern vocoders are hard to pin down). When an autotuner is pushed to it's limits as far as response times and accuracy, it will yield an effect that sounds like a vocoder. I'm also certain that the effect was done on purpose in Believe. Daft Punk and several others in the French house music scene have also used autotuners as a quick and simple vocoder.

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    42. Re:this is news?? by OldFart58 · · Score: 1

      Bravura!

      Bravo!

      OldFart 8-)

    43. Re:this is news?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh!

      READ THE ARTICLE that ZoeBlade posted - it's by Sound On Sound, a very reputable British sound engineering magazine. I have the actual issue in question and it, just like the linked piece, says that Mark and Brian used a Digitech Talker *vocoder*. Why exactly would they have any need to lie?

    44. Re:this is news?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a Vocoder, combined with a compressor with the knob turned way up.

    45. Re:this is news?? by nmoog · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember an interview at the time with the producers where they stated they used both Antares Auto-tune and the digi-something vocoder (that cool stomp box style one)

    46. Re:this is news?? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Wait'll they find out that an electric guitar actually makes this thin tinny sound and it REQUIRES technology (an amp) to produce a good sound. I say, down with amps! Let the true sound of the electric guitar be heard by one and all!

      Agreed. Sound modification is as old as singing in the valley to get nifty echos.

      I remember when somebody taped the raw vocals of Paul McCartny's wife and made fun of her on the radio. But in the full actual song it sounded fine. The slight roughness added texture when heard in context.

    47. Re:this is news?? by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1
      I think if fans knew just how awful most performers are without the technology, they'd wonder why the engineers name isn't on the front of the album!

      Man you really don't know what your on about, I've done a bit of sound at my church, I was taught by professionals and one thing they drummed into me is, you cannot make bad sound, sound good, you can make ok sound better, good sound some what better, and Brilliant show it's true value. Sound engineers are awesome, but their not magicians.

      Still I'm not sure of the value of autotuners, I'd say that they'd need to be aweful close to on pitch, or the results are going to be awful, imagine if the nearest notes are the wrong ones etc, Uhhggg, better to get it right without this.

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    48. Re:this is news?? by stereoroid · · Score: 1

      The standalone hardware version, for live use, is about two years old. I remember the Cher "Believe" fiasco: to cut a long story short, it was AutoTune, the effect instantly recognizable to anyone who spent any time using it. The talk of Vocoders was an example of record label spin control, after some voices were raised. But I think abusing it is OK if it's an effect, and where would Britney or Posh Beckham be without it?!?

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    49. Re:this is news?? by Froobly · · Score: 1

      Although it may be true that many people with absolute pitch perception feel their ability start to wane if they don't make music, I disagree that it's the same for all cases.

      Particularly, I haven't noticed it, even though there have been periods of maybe nine months at a time where I haven't picked up an instrument. Sure, my viola technique is shot to hell, but I can still hear and correctly identify many notes at a time without issue. Actually reproducing those sounds is more an issue of technique, and can certainly go away with lack of practice.

    50. Re:this is news?? by pmz · · Score: 1

      What's the point?

      It keeps record company executives from having to expend effort in finding talent. Instead of actually earning their wage, they can just take some loser, gloss them up a bit, and sell a million albums.

    51. Re:this is news?? by brakk · · Score: 1

      those nights when a singer physically can't execute the more extreme notes

      Then they obviously aren't good enough at what they are doing. Performing means lots of practice and training and taking care of yourself so you can perform.

      Just like any job, if you were out drinking and partying all night then showed up to work and couldn't do your job, you couldn't just pull out a machine that does it for you.

      If I go to a concert, I want to hear the performers. If they are going to use machines like that then they might as well just pull a drunk off the street, prop him up on stage and plug in a CD.

  13. Who cares? by Tom7 · · Score: 3, Insightful


    If you're going to an arena show to see a display of musicianship, expect to be disappointed.

    If you just want to turn off your brain and have fun, then you will be right at home, because this is exactly what that kind of music is crafted for.

    1. Re:Who cares? by ramk13 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I get really tired of the 'everything popular is crap' line used on /. in just about every music related post.

      Just because something is popular doesn't mean it not good music. Just because someone is popular doesn't mean that they necessarily will have a bad stage show or use vocal enhancements. Those types of assumptions are close minded in typical /. fashion. Judging a musician based on popularity is stupid whether you are a Clear Channel junkie or an indie elitest.

      Just listen to the music. If you like it, you like it. If you don't, you don't. If you can't handle the artists political affiliation or record label, that's fine too. But don't bash something just because other people like it. It's almost as if people need to feel special by listening to music that isn't popular.

      [rant off]

    2. Re:Who cares? by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you're going to an arena show to see a display of musicianship, expect to be disappointed.

      Having just seen guitar virtuoso Neal Schon rock out with Journey recently in a major arena, I disagree that all arena shows are mindless Justin Timberlake tripe.

      Just ask those who worship Phish.

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    3. Re:Who cares? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Last Phish show I went too, I dont think I could have found a dozen people who were there for the music.

      It's a roaming drug party, just like the Grateful Dead or Allman Brothers or Cypress Hill.

      That said, I dont think their music is particularly good. But it's a fun time at the show.

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    4. Re:Who cares? by c4seyj0nes · · Score: 1

      This makes me sad very sad.

      The only reason I go to a show is to see a display of musicianship. I'll admit too that i love the sceen. I love haning out in the lot and drinking some beers before a show. I'm not that guy thats still out there trying to score some more weed half way through the first set. I'm there for the music, my friends and a good time, in that order.

      If you dont go to a concert to "see a display of musicianship" then you're seeing the wrong musicians.

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    5. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude, chill out and smoke a bowl. the music will sound better. shit, i'm going to go see Chevelle tommorrow. i'm going to toke one up for sure. last time I saw them, their vocals were more "raw" than on the CD, they definitely weren't using any processing.

    6. Re:Who cares? by ImpTech · · Score: 1

      Maybe you have a different definition of arena show than I do... I'd call the Fleet Center in Boston (where the Celtics/Bruins play) an arena, and therefore I would classify the show Eric Clapton did there as an arena show. When I went to that arena show I fully and rightly expected to see a display of musicianship, and no, I was not disappointed.

    7. Re:Who cares? by SwellJoe · · Score: 1

      Journey, huh?

      Just because they're ugly, doesn't mean they're good...

    8. Re:Who cares? by Requiem · · Score: 1

      I would, but their inability to take baths makes it hard.

    9. Re:Who cares? by estoll · · Score: 1

      Although your point is completely off topic, you should know that you are not in touch at all. I would say that 99% of the people at those shows would disagree with you as well. Maybe I'm 1/15 or you just don't have any taste in good music. It's true that there are drugs at these shows, but honestly, have you been to a single concert that draws a "party" crowd that doesn't? Try this link if you feel like reconsidering your opinion of modern rock. I would bet that Rolling Stone didn't know what they were talking about when they said that the top 5 guitarists of all time are Jimi Hendrix, Duane Allman, B.B. King, Eric Clapton, and Robert Johnson. I bet nobody did drugs at their shows or went just for a party though...

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    10. Re:Who cares? by mekkab · · Score: 1

      nah man, he's right. Now the RAVE scene, THAT's where the people are really there for the music, man! ;)

      (said by an ex-raver (I have a 9-5 job now) with tongue firmly planted in cheek)

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    11. Re:Who cares? by Bobman1235 · · Score: 1

      If you're going to an arena show to see a display of musicianship, expect to be disappointed.

      If you just want to turn off your brain and have fun, then you will be right at home, because this is exactly what that kind of music is crafted for.


      Oh? The Beatles used to play arena shows. While they were certainly "bubble gum pop" of the 60's at time, at other times they were the most creative and influencial pop group ever. And even later, Paul McCartney still does large venues. While I woudln't say all of his cheesy love songs are the most monumental things ever written, I wouldn't go so far as to call them mindless either. And they CERTAINLY don't lack musicianship.

      Or bands like U2, who I'm not the biggest fan of, but you can't say they're not musicians. Play large venues all of the time. Or a hundred others that aren't quite so obvious, but would come to mind with some thought.

      Just because you may not l ike the majority of new music (which I can't argue with) don't say that every concert at a large stadium is going to "lack musicianship." You're blatantly wrong.

    12. Re:Who cares? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      The best is when people say "I use to like them when they were small." Doesn't that mean they were right. The band was/is good?

      Always cracks me up.

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    13. Re:Who cares? by whatch+durrin · · Score: 1
      Thank you. I get tired of the elitists, also. I like what I like, you like what you like, so fucking what?

      It's always confusing to me when "indie" fans like a band that signs with a major label, and go on to be accused of "selling out." Hey, you don't want them to sign with a major? You make their goddamned car payments, mortgage payments, etc!

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    14. Re:Who cares? by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      You don't think it's possible for a group to change what makes you like them over the dozens of other similar bands, when they start "making it big", and having things they used to have to do themselves done by professionals who "know better"?

      Obviously, purely manufactured bands don't fall into this "degradation by overproducing" but I don't think the comment you're laughing about is impossible. They could have been good when small, and now are bad - for whatever reason.

    15. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what you are saying, I even agree with you to a point. That said, there are several bands that I have enjoyed in the past, but cannot stand their more recent work. Soul Asylum for example, I love their old stuff, I hate their newer stuff. It has nothing to do with the label they are on either, it has everything to do with bands changing over time. REM is another example, they are nothing like they used to be, not even close.

    16. Re:Who cares? by Tom7 · · Score: 1

      If you dont go to a concert to "see a display of musicianship" then you're seeing the wrong musicians.

      Exactly, which is why I said arena show, which is where I imagine these devices are used. I go to see concerts all the time, ones with a couple dozen attendees, and I go for the music and for the musicianship. But the rare times I've been to one of these giant laser light shows with explosions and shit, it's like just watching a movie. Everyone seems like an actor playing out a carefully rehearsed script. So who cares if there's a little "movie magic" thrown in?

    17. Re:Who cares? by Tom7 · · Score: 1


      OK, fine, I am guilty of using the term "arena" to refer to a specific kind of show that I personally don't like. I didn't actually mention popularity in my post, which I suppose makes you guilty of a similar kind of prejudice. But I will still stand behind what I said, rephrased so it pushes fewer buttons:

      I imagine the kind of show where these devices are used are essentially scripted to the point of being stage musicals. (For one thing, the sound guy has to enter the key of the song so that it can do the adjustments for you appropriately!) I have seen such shows. Personally, I don't find there's much musicianship in them---ridiculous rehersal to the point of being a robot just doesn't appeal to me.

      But, there are plenty of people who like this kind of precision. For those people, I can't imagine why they'd care if the precision comes from hours of practice or from a DSP chip. There are some artists who pride themselves on their technical accomplishments, like how Jackie Chan does all his own stunts with real knives or whatever. Those people would be crazy to use an autotuner, so that's not an issue. There are also plenty of people who just like to go to concerts because their friends or their radio likes the songs, and I imagine this device is great for them, too.

    18. Re:Who cares? by Tom7 · · Score: 1


      Absolutely true. There is a certain change that often happens when a band breaks. I've heard it many times! Perhaps it is because they were more innovative when they didn't have to worry about The Band being their job. Perhaps there are too many influential--and contradictory--voices when making a product. Perhaps the creativity of unsigned bands dies equally, but we are too quick to blame the Man because it is so convenient.

      There is of course a stigma attached to popular things among the "cool" kids, though, and that is also a real effect. (I am guilty: I wouldn't listen to Radiohead for years because of "Creep" and because they are so popular.) It doesn't just happen with music, either; how many people do you know who now use BSD instead of Linux because (insert whatever fake reason) but really it's because Linux is now too mainstream?

    19. Re:Who cares? by ramk13 · · Score: 1

      Your post didn't specifically say anything about popular music being bad, and it was a weak association I drew between arena and popular (even though it's hard to play an arena without being popular, and really popular bands don't _usually_ play small venues). I think my post was directed more at some of the other siblings in this whole thread and the millions of RIAA related posts, so sorry if my little rant was misdirected.

      As for the matter hand, people like what they like. 'Musicianship' is in the ear of the listener. If some guy lipsyncs to a tape and people like it, then they like it. They might like a pure voice too. I don't believe they are mutually exclusive or that you have to 'explain' why you like something or why it's good. I think it's difficult to make such a broad statment about _other_ people's tastes.

    20. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Tom7 said If you're going to an arena show to see a display of musicianship, expect to be disappointed.

      ramk13 said I get really tired of the 'everything popular is crap' line used on /. in just about every music related post.

      I don't think that was his point at all. Seriously-check the accoustics at any venue big enough to hold a Monster Truck Rally or a Mets game. How do you even know if the current note is in key or not, when it's competing with the echoes of the four that preceeded it?

  14. Darn by borgboy · · Score: 1

    And I thought it was a technology to help me LEARN perfect pitch.

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  15. Old News by fetus · · Score: 0

    News? That stuff has been around for years...Every pop star today uses one in the studio, and on stage. My friend worked at Destiny Child's studio where everything had to be filtered through one of these.... and they are seen as "talented" "singers"...Viva La Pop Music!

  16. and they wonder why we "steal" music by dubrie · · Score: 0

    I don't want to support horrible artists that need to be autotuned in order to sound good in person. Get some talent!

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  17. The correct usage of this.... by TheNecromancer · · Score: 3, Funny

    should be to completely silence Britney Spears. I only wanna see her, not hear her!

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    1. Re:The correct usage of this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is so, so sad. You should try to cultivate a taste for women who weren't raised on a Pop Star farm

    2. Re:The correct usage of this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then just turn off her tape. It's not like she's actually singing on stage. It's all lip sync anyway.

  18. So what? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    A lot of concerts are simply entertainment.

    Noone ever went to a Kiss show because the music was brilliant, it wasnt, it was goofy garage rock. They went to see big explosions and a guy with blood coming out of his mouth and drink and just have a good time. As an aside, I saw Phantom of the Opera in Toronto with Paul Stanley playing the Phantom. The guy can't sing. But it was still fun.

    Don't be so pretentious. Go to concerts to have a good time, not to critique artistic integrity. Start complaining when they start using this at some snooty opera or philharmonic orchestra.

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    1. Re:So what? by EverDense · · Score: 1

      As an aside, I saw Phantom of the Opera in Toronto with Paul Stanley playing the Phantom.
      The guy can't sing. But it was still fun.


      Obviously the producers of the show thought that he could, or they would have cast some
      other aging rockstar.

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  19. I knew it by MC68040 · · Score: 1

    There is no way Britney and the other stars could make it singing live (when they do, which seems seldom enough) and sound completely different in the interviews before and after the concert but be like on the record on stage.

    Fake boobies, fake voice, no? ;).

  20. Auto-tuners by _pi-away · · Score: 1

    Umm, auto-tuners have been around for a very long time, this is old news.

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  21. Already got one by nother_nix_hacker · · Score: 2, Funny
    ends up in a hardware device called an autotuner.
    I have one of those in my TV card. Er...why are you all looking at me like that?
  22. Karaoke by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

    Arg!

    Just what we need...

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  23. Used In Studios For A Decade by Kenterlogic · · Score: 1

    This technique has been used in big budget studios since the early 90's but has been refered to be a codename of "Catalyst." Appropriate, as it is the catalyst between a crappy singer and a inspiring vocalist. I guess they just started admitting that some singers sucks mure than you think.

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  24. Low-tech options by cvk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just thought I'd mention that my shower seems to have a similar effect and the cost is zero since I need an apartment anyway! Add the cost of water and I have a make-shift autotuner for about twenty-five cents an hour....

    1. Re:Low-tech options by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      reverb is just another tool used by studios to make the voice sound better. this just seems like an evolution along the same lines.

      it all started with instruments, yes? congas sound better than the arms of my chair, so why not use them?

    2. Re:Low-tech options by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      I remember reading that Weird Al recorded his first album in the changing room of the local YMCA, because it had perfect acoustics for it.

      I've also heard that Rick Okasak (sp?) of the Cars recorded demos with his buddies in the bathroom of his apartment, and sent it to a local radio station as part of some contest. Within a week it became the #1 requested song at that station, and it snowballed from there.

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    3. Re:Low-tech options by Cruel+Angel · · Score: 1

      If I recall correctly, one of the SImon and Garfunkle albums was recorded in the bathroom.

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    4. Re:Low-tech options by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      I don't know about his first album but his first recorded song was done in the bathroom of a studio during a Dr. Demento show. Al used his acordin while his drummer used the case for a beat, and they recorded "Anotherone Rides the Bus"

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  25. Misrepresentation by cloak42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As somebody who actually HAS perfect pitch, I think these things are awful. But then again, this isn't anything new in the music world; people have been altering pitch in the studio for years, even before "autotune". They just did it manually. This is just the next step.

    Is it misrepresenting the abilities of the singer? Perhaps. I think people should just find musicians who have the looks AND the abilities.

    1. Re:Misrepresentation by aePrime · · Score: 3, Informative

      But then again, this isn't anything new in the music world; people have been altering pitch in the studio for years, even before "autotune".

      This is true. The version of the Beatles "Strawberry Fields Forever" that everybody knows is actually a splice of two different takes. One of the take's tempo was faster than the other, so they had to slow one down and then adjust the pitch to make the two takes line up. This has nothing to do with Lennon's vocal performance, but it just goes to show that pitch adjustment has been happening since at least the 60s.

  26. Live performances by BWJones · · Score: 1

    This is why I have always enjoyed going to the local punk and bluegrass concerts. Much of the scene is about playing the music in the moment. Granted this is not an excuse for mastery of your art, rather it is about being honest and supporting your local musicians.

    P.S. Don't steal music.

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    1. Re:Live performances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      P.S. copyright infringement isn't stealing.

    2. Re:Live performances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      P.S. Don't steal music.

      Good advice. After downloading your favorite tracks from Kazaa, DON'T change the artist's name to your own. It's just theft!

    3. Re:Live performances by Ken+Broadfoot · · Score: 2, Interesting


      I like live performances too. Archive.Org is a great place to get live concert music. Big Heat Todd and the Monsters, Little Feat etc..

      As far as this: "P.S. Don't steal music." I disagree in a similar way that RMS would disagree with: "P.S. Don't steal software."

      If you don't want us listening to your music. Don't fucking play it.

      Otherwise I just might be recording your concert.

      --ken

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  27. It's not all bad by connsmythe96 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's plenty of good music that comes from people who can't sing. I can imagine technology like this greatly improving the diversity of music because now people who can't sing well naturally can still make good music.

    I'd much rather listen to someone using one of these with original, creative music than listen to someone with great singing talent, but singing crappy cookie-cutter music.

    So let's start putting this in the hands of the creative people who can't sing.

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    1. Re:It's not all bad by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > There's plenty of good music that comes from people who can't sing.

      How very true: Red Hot Chili Peppers used to have good music, and Anthony Keadis sounds like Chupacabras.

    2. Re:It's not all bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There's plenty of good music that comes from people who can't sing"

      Like what?

  28. Thank you, NASA! by Atario · · Score: 2, Funny

    Signed,
    Lieutenant L. T. Smash

    (not spell-checked)

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    1. Re:Thank you, NASA! by sxltrex · · Score: 1

      Yvan eht nioj!

  29. As previously covered on Slashdot :-)... by ThomasKregaard · · Score: 1

    This technology was previously covered on Slashdot April 2002!:
    http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid =02/04/0 2/2121254

  30. Just hire some vietnamese! by Dutchmaan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They have perfect pitch.. ALL of them... I believe it has something to do with how their language is spoken.

    1. Re:Just hire some vietnamese! by prichardson · · Score: 1

      >They have perfect pitch.. ALL of them... I believe it has something to do with how their language is spoken.

      Umm, it couldn't have anything to do with their language because perfect pitch is not a learned thing. It's something you're either born with or born without. Anyway, If what you say is true, it most certainly is genetic, but something tells me what you say isn't true. Do you have a source on this?

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    2. Re:Just hire some vietnamese! by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1

      off of a quick Google search..

      http://www.xlation.com/mailing-lists/xr/Nov1999/ ms g00065.html

    3. Re:Just hire some vietnamese! by recursiv · · Score: 1

      That's up to debate. Some people claim that perfect pitch can be learned, and I don't see why not.

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    4. Re:Just hire some vietnamese! by Knife_Edge · · Score: 1
      They have perfect pitch.. ALL of them... I believe it has something to do with how their language is spoken.
      What idiot marked this a troll? Probably an editor. Actually, it is true that speakers of highly inflected Eastern languages like Korean, Chinese, and Vietnamese (I guess, though Vietnamese is outside my experience) have a much easier time with the perception of musical pitch. They have to a develop a more accurate ability to perceive pitch because shifts in pitch and tone differentiate precise meanings in their language, rather than simply conveying shifts in emotion like Western languages, which are not so precise in their inflection.
    5. Re:Just hire some vietnamese! by Mattcelt · · Score: 1

      No, all Vietnamese do not have perfect pitch. There is a higher *incidence* of perfect pitch among people who natively speak a tonal language. Vietnamese happens to be widely studied. Chinese (most branches), Thai, and (to a lesser degree) Korean, some African languages, and even Swedish are all somewhat tonal (i.e., the meaning of a word is based in part on the inflection given to it by the speaker).

    6. Re:Just hire some vietnamese! by jhlund1976 · · Score: 1

      Perfect pitch is not genetic; such a statement implies that the ability to remember anything is. It's a learnable skill - ask any of my former 4th graders whose task was to identify random pitches after a few months of daily pitch work. With no reference notes, the group scored along a handy bell curve. So ... I have half a class of genetic freaks, or perhaps ... what? Repetition and assigning "colors" to pitch names seems to work well enough. Kids also have stronger skills in this department than adults (q.f. JRME). Any other music teachers out there had success in this regard (there's a small industry pushing "perfect pitch secrets" in music publications, by the way)?

    7. Re:Just hire some vietnamese! by prichardson · · Score: 1

      Perfect pitch is not the ability to identify notes. Perfect pitch is the ability to not only identify those notes but also be able to perfectly tell if they are in tune. Anyone who isn't tone deaf can identify notes with a little practice. Not giving them a reference note means little. It's easy to remember a single tone and it's name. That is their reference note.

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    8. Re:Just hire some vietnamese! by Froobly · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is true that speakers of highly inflected Eastern languages like Korean, Chinese, and Vietnamese

      Ummm, when last I checked, Korean wasn't a tonal language. You wouldn't be able to expect a Korean to have absolute pitch any more than you'd expect a Japanese or American. Not that I'm trying to say Koreans can't carry a tune, just that there's no linguistic disposition towards absolute pitch.

  31. Soon we won't even need the singers! by skyknytnowhere · · Score: 1

    Just plug in your new "N'Synchronizer 2000" and you'll be able to have an entire pop lineup, sans group! Perfect for parties!

    And don't listen to those guys at Sharon Apple... there's nothing to worry about as far as stability and artificial intelligence are concerned!

    skye

    1. Re:Soon we won't even need the singers! by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      The Japanese already have virtual pop stars. Kyoko Date was one attempt at this. I'm sure that there have been more since 1998.

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    2. Re:Soon we won't even need the singers! by skyknytnowhere · · Score: 1

      I remember hearing about her... How long before I can run one on my home PC, though? That would be an unhaltable revolution in music, when someone figures out the exact formula for producing bland, poppy beats that are indistinguishable from actual releases.

      skye

  32. Singing to be altered to sound better by Snotboble_ · · Score: 1

    In other news, the food industry has considered using additives to improve the look, taste and durability of food products.

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  33. Re:Spellchecker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Karma: +1 for off-topic, mindless, MS bash, obviously without reading the article.

    They've had these things for literally years, and they work astonishingly well. The only novel thing is that they are real-time now.

  34. This is not news, it's been going on for years! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not news, it's been going on for years! Even I, a lonely solo artist, have been using an Antares Autotune unit live for 3 years. Give me a break.

  35. Old tech for Studios by Hamfist · · Score: 1

    This type of functionality has been available for quite some time. That's why no-talent bimbos can become famous on the merits of their great butt. That it's available in real time now is not too surprising. If the pitch correction is too great, it sounds funny though.

    Real time correction can make it worse if the pitch correction takes the note to the next half step away. Ouch.

  36. yes, these are old... by musiholic · · Score: 1
    and used by many people lacking talent, namely most boy bands and other various shitty pop acts.

    If you need an autotuner to keep you in tune, what are you doing performing a concert at that level anyway?

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  37. Be sure not to lose sight of the part that matters by Liselle · · Score: 1

    "The presumption that autotuning is somehow cheating is just that, proponents argue, since the technology won't transform a bad singer into a good one."

    This is a good point from the article. For myself, I enjoy the actual music more than I do the history and background "behind the music". I listen to a song because I enjoy it, not because the singer is naturally 100% perfect. I sound like a stepped-on frog when I sing, no amount of computer trickery is going to make me into a Christina whatsherface. Frankly, I can almost appreciate the attention to detail that people will go to to protect my ears from bad notes.

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  38. I've seen these by bucketoftruth · · Score: 1

    They're advertised "brown bag" style in musician's magazines because they know people would be ashamed to use them. While they serve a purpose for production and mastering (if you like that over-produced sound), their use is blatantly obvious when used live. Personally, I think it's the flaws inherent in the matrix that make living in it more believable. But that's just me.

  39. Autotune is THE DEVIL! by mjprobst · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Anyone who thinks that notes can and should be limited to the 12 chromatic pitches of the equal-tempered music system is full of crap. Read a good book on the history of tuning systems. I can detect an autotune-processed track within seconds of hearing it, due to the utter piano-like lack of pitch sensitivity and expression.

    The saddest of sad is when you hear autotune processing on the voice of an artist who understands how to use the many subtleties of pitch, yet bows to the record company execs by submitting to the autotuner.

    1. Re:Autotune is THE DEVIL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry my friend, Auto-Tune can tune to ANY tuning system. Ever used it? You can change a happy major-key vocal into a bizarre 1/4-tone dirge.

      'course you never hear anything cool like that on any big-name record which I guess is your point....

    2. Re:Autotune is THE DEVIL! by zptdooda · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Exactly. Neil Young for instance would sound unrecognizable.

      All the character would be bled out of his voice. I remember seeing a clip on the making of "Do They Know It's Christmas?". When he was in the studio recording his line, the engineer told him that it was a little flat, and Neil Young's response was "hey man, that's my style!"

      In a singer I'm not looking for perfection, I'm looking for humanity.

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    3. Re:Autotune is THE DEVIL! by UncleOzzy · · Score: 1

      I can detect an autotune-processed track within seconds of hearing it, due to the utter piano-like lack of pitch sensitivity and expression.

      Unlikely. For every "Only God Knows Why" there are a hundred other songs that have been tweaked with an autotuner here and there, or along the entire vocal track, and you'd never know it. As with any musical skill, audio production is an art, and a skilled engineer can correct pitches so that all but the most sensitive ears can't pick it out. I can't guarantee it, but I'd say it's quite likely that nearly every song you hear on rock or pop radio today has been pitch-corrected somewhere along the line. It's a powerful tool that can turn a great vocal take into a superb one. Just because some artists are using it as a special effect (something I really dislike) doesn't mean that's the only way to do it.

    4. Re:Autotune is THE DEVIL! by clifyt · · Score: 4, Informative

      "I can detect an autotune-processed track within seconds of hearing it, due to the utter piano-like lack of pitch sensitivity and expression."

      Must be listening to ancient software.

      The software I use for fixing tuning issues -- and more to the point for creative avenues of doing something NEW with the sound -- is pretty indistinguishable from the real thing.

      Old Autotune would be something folks would be something folks just programmed a tuning and let it go. I still don't like Antaries version of the Autotune but they have make a LOT of improvements in their version of it. The last ProTools studio I was in didn't even use the hard pitching algs -- they penciled in the bad notes. Pull up a grid and ya moused the stuff to what you need.

      Better softwares like Melodyne do this MUCH better. Instead of screwing with the pitch of the entire word or otherwise, it finds the center of the pitch and pops it to the right spot. The word still sounds natural. Its smart enough to know how to tie sounds together so you don't have major jumps in the sound and they've got great algs to make sure the timbre is consistant in the move -- of course anything more than a semitone or two is going to be more noticable, but its still better than anything the generic autotune can do.

      Its nice enough that you can add or remove vibrato naturally as well as pitch widths...

      I've heard several folks who've claimed to be able to hear ANY autotune alg in use and be fooled by this software. The only reason Antares is still in business is because of the name...Melodyne is the software to beat and it just keeps getting better (Version 2.0 was released this week...haven't had a chance to evaluate it yet).

    5. Re:Autotune is THE DEVIL! by recursiv · · Score: 1

      Thank you. You know what you're talking about. I find that to be a trait severely lacking in this article's comments. I would also say that autotune is used in more than two thirds of all singing parts used in pop music. I think it's even used occasionally in rap when a verse goes through a little melodic sing-song type section. I strongly suspect both Nelly and 50 Cent, as well as other's producers are using this.

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    6. Re:Autotune is THE DEVIL! by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 1
      yet bows to the record company execs by submitting to the autotuner.

      Well, that explains Allanna Myles' last 'studio' album. I thought I was going to slash my wrists after hearing one track off the last album she put out. I stopped listening to the radio that day.

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    7. Re:Autotune is THE DEVIL! by AlgoRhythm · · Score: 1

      I can detect an autotune-processed track within seconds of hearing it, due to the utter piano-like lack of pitch sensitivity and expression.

      You're either delusional or listening to very poorly engineered music. Have you ever used Auto-Tuner? It allows you to maintain vibrato, scoops, and whatever other pitch variations are recorded, while only adjusting the frequency average to be around the desired pitch, and with whatever precision one would like.

      Furthermore, a really competent engineer won't lower themselves to letting auto-tune do it for them. They will bust out a sine wave and tune it by ear, to what they feel compliments the music best.

      The fact that there is no sensitivity or expression in most pop music is because, well, there isn't. Most performers, as has been pointed out repeatedly, lack any real skill or talent (other than maybe dancing).

    8. Re:Autotune is THE DEVIL! by Luke+the+Obscure · · Score: 1

      I can hear an auto-tuned track as well, and I'm using the latest VST version. Haven't used Melodyne yet, but I've read all it's vitals. By the way, to all the would be Britney Spears out there, you have to be at least closer the pitch you are trying to hit than the pitch above or below it. I can't tell you how many godawful sessions I've done where the vocalist was SO off key that Autotune couldn't figure out what pitch it was supposed to be and "corrected" it the wrong way.

    9. Re:Autotune is THE DEVIL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Version 2.0 was released this week...haven't had a chance to evaluate it yet

      You mean you haven't found a warez group yet who got his hands on and cracked it.
    10. Re:Autotune is THE DEVIL! by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      To fix for that, espically in live shows, some places will feed MIDI data into it so it knows what the pitch ought to be and doesn't have to guess. That way even if they are REALLY off it will fix it. Of course too much pitch correction becomes real noticable.

    11. Re:Autotune is THE DEVIL! by mjprobst · · Score: 1

      Actually a good 40%-50% of the newly produced pop music seems to use blatantly obvious autotuning. The other 50% probably contains some of the software you're talking about. But most of that first 40%-50% of music wasn't _meant_ to be obvious to the listener. There are just too many subtle, purposeful uses of micro-pitch in a good artist's performance for autotune to be a good idea in most cases. Of course I hate the "produced sound" in general, preferring high-quality live recordings of good performances.

      I can certainly detect more than the most blatant style-driven hard tune algorithms, though. Lots of people seem to mix a very small amount of autotuned track in with a natural track, and to selectively use it during portions of a vocal.

      But that very fact makes it stick out. It's like one can sense the "irregularity of irregularities" when there are natural and autotuned portions, even with a really dry mix between autotune and original.

    12. Re:Autotune is THE DEVIL! by foqn1bo · · Score: 1


      Should I take it, then that you hate pianos?

    13. Re:Autotune is THE DEVIL! by brakk · · Score: 1

      Software like that for a very specific market is almost impossible to find.

    14. Re:Autotune is THE DEVIL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that there are groups dedicated to this, who work for studios, who therefore already have this. Trust me, it's out. Find it. :)

  40. This is news? by chinard · · Score: 1

    I don't get it... This is old technology. I've been using Antares Autotune as a cubase VST plugin for at least the last 3 years.

  41. Perfect Pitch? by packethead · · Score: 1

    Perfect pitch implies that one has the ability to know what a pitch is. So you can hum a 440 "A" then walk up a piano that's been properly tuned, plunk the "A", and you're right on pitch.

    Now, pitch matching is the ability to sing "on tune".

    This sounds more like a pitch matching solution, not something that gives you perfect pitch.

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  42. What's the big deal? by kneecarrot · · Score: 1
    When I go to see a live concert, I just want a good show. I'm not grading the performers on how many notes they miss, how many strings they break, or if their shoes are well-fitting.

    It's about entertainment. We already know that CDs are produced all to hell... if there are the same corrections at live concerts, what's the big dealio?

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  43. In other news by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    Pro wrestling is fake!

    And yet it crushes monday night football in both ratings and shatters attendance records around the world. (I believe the Toronto SkyDome's record is still like 60,000 from Wrestlemania, is it not?)

    It's entertainment, not art. Just accept it.

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  44. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do they do things like this? To make the singer dependant on the label. Without the label, the singer can't sing correctly, so they are tied to the label for their entire career.

    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you imply that a record label would not Open-Source" its Autotune settings to the artist so that if they switch recording labels the singer could not properly instruct the new sound-board engineer?

  45. Preferences by blugu64 · · Score: 1

    It's amazing how different some artists sound when you compare their live vs. album performances. In the past I've generally liked live performances more, but after reading this....I kinda feel that I could have been cheated in some way. Granted half the reason I like going to a concert is just seeing the band and getting a more personal view, (well....if you can call thousands of people crammed into a building personal). Granted I'm still in college so that may have some bering on my

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  46. That's so 2002 by urgent · · Score: 1
    "...but this just seems so, so, what's the word: fake?"

    I think John Stewart has used this rhetorical method enough. Please do not encourage it.

    curtsey

    1. Re:That's so 2002 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's so 2002

      Dude, using a year as an adjective is so cool ... NOT!

      ;-)

    2. Re:That's so 2002 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's getting so, so, what's the word: Annoying?

    3. Re:That's so 2002 by urgent · · Score: 1
      Dude, using a year as an adjective is so cool ... NOT!

      Yeah yah. Whatever...

  47. Fool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    see above

  48. Fake by mszeto · · Score: 1

    As someone who plays music, I would be appalled to find out that a band who's concert I went to used an autotuner, since I feel it misrepresents their abilities. Sure, in the studio, it's fine to use whatever you want (although I think there is a difference in the integrity of the artist) but live, I go to be impressed by the skill and musicianship of the artist. To find out someone used an autotuner would make me feel like their talent was misrepresented.

  49. The loss of talent...? by inphinity · · Score: 1
    It is somewhat disturbing that musicians in general now employ this technology on a regular basis.

    In the "heyday" of music, (~10-15 years ago), artists didn't have this kind of tools at their disposal. So acts had to genuinely be able to belt out their tunes on key and in tune.

    If so many artists today have to rely on this type of technology, what does that say about the modern pool of talent? Especially in the Pop and Rock genres, where it seems to be used the most.

  50. Guess it beats using a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    recording like P**k Fl**d did back in the eighties. I sat next to the sound platform on several of their shows back in the late eighties and a reel to reel was always on throughout the show. Thought it might have been just to record a live album, but after the lead singer (g**m**r) made the same mistake night after night, I got a clue as to what it really was. So in my mind, at least Britney et al. are trying to be authentic.

  51. "talented" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you misunderstood; they are seen as "talent", a term generally used to describe strippers at strip clubs. Like most pop stars, their talent has nothing to do with their singing ability.

  52. Milli Vanilli by blueforce · · Score: 1

    What's good for Milli Vanilli is good for the rest of us.

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  53. Nothing new.. by gatekeep · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Autotuners have been around and in use for a few years now. Aside from the obvious use of being able to correct pitch on a performance, they also have other uses.

    For example, autotuners can be used to change pitch during performance in ways that vocalists simply cannot. A good example (well, most people will know it anyhow) of an autotuner and vocoder used in combination is in Cher's song "Believe"

    Antares Autotune is probably the most popular autotuner, and is said to be what Cher's track actually used. It's available in DirectX, VST, and several other versions and has a free trial version for anyone who's interested.

    1. Re:Nothing new.. by stoops · · Score: 1

      dammit, all this time i could have been an opera singer and i just find out aboot it now? okay, i wanna mess around. what's the easiest to use of the "host" programs? one that has a free trial would be nice.

    2. Re:Nothing new.. by gatekeep · · Score: 1

      You can probably find a trail version of Cubase VST, and it'll let you use the VST plugin quite easily. Or you can try getting your hands on the standalone version of Autotune, but i'm not sure if that one is available as a trial.

  54. My band used this by kolors · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My band used an autotuner plugin when we recorded last year. My singer doesn't have a particularly great voice, but autotune allowed us to spend much less time doing take after take until he hit all the notes right. Yes, it's 'cheating', and 'fake'... but so is recording the same vocal track for two days until all the notes are perfect. There were places where the autotune was too much, and would digitize his voice.. these situations required us to go back and have him re record. In the end, it simply polished off our album a bit more, and unless you are an audiophile you probably can't even tell.

  55. A pair of limp-wristed lip-synchers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL

  56. Dupe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  57. autotuners have been around for a long time by scrytch · · Score: 1

    Usually they're used when mastering a recording, and in the hands of a good recording engineer, you don't even know they were used. It's not about perfect pitch, it's about hitting a note perfectly (difference between 20/20 vision and batting 1.000).

    More recently, Cher used the autopitch as an effect, keeping it on and letting it lock the notes as her voice slid up and down. Now every damn artist uses it, and it's as damn annoying as the robot voice in 80's electronika, but it's still as an effect. If you can't sing, it's still not going to make you sound good, and even if you can, it's still hard to sing like cher did into the autopitch without sounding more like Bette "Dyipthong" Midler instead. Try it, you'll see.

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  58. That's not what perfect pitch means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    perfect pitch means being able to distinguish notes by their letter names. so, if I have PP i can hear an F# and tell you it's an F#. it doesn't have anything to do with accurate pitch while singing.

  59. As current as ever by zoeblade · · Score: 1

    Here's a Sound on Sound review of the DirectX plug-in version of Antares Auto-Tune... Dated August 2000.

  60. Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Keith Richards will have a viable solo career.

    This technology will help good songwriters with crappy voices more than it will help crappy songwriters with crappier voices.

  61. Why just singers? by Andy+Smith · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm playing devil's advocate here but why is a singer using pitch-correction any more fake than, say, an actor using a stunt double or a photographer taking several pictures and keeping only the best one?

    All three 'tricks' create an impression of a person's talent that is different in some way from reality.

  62. He says he's already got one! by TheVampire · · Score: 1

    Sitting on top of my bass amp, for the last couple of years. Works very well. Can make me sound like anybody, pitch correction, chorus and Male / Female harmonies with subtle variations, and can shift my voice to the key that's being played by the keyboard player. It's called a voiceprisim+

    Robert

  63. My Problem... by ianjk · · Score: 1

    I have no range in my voice, I bet this would drop me down to a ~2 note range. Thats ok though, I am a dj ;)

  64. MP3's by smatt-man · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's because we're all downloading MP3's from P2P networks, the RIAA can't afford to pay for artists that can sign in tune!

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  65. not really new by jest3r · · Score: 1

    I recorded an album a few years ago using alot of gear plugged into a Mac (Logic) and we had to use pitch correction the backup vocalists vocals quite a bit.

    Unfortunately the backup vocalist could never match live what we did on the CD because of the pitch correction .. we didn't have the resources to get an intonation processor for our live shows so we got a new backup singer instead :-)

    (we also vowed never to record digitally ever again)

  66. You can hear it by micromoog · · Score: 4, Interesting
    It's actually pretty easy to detect when one is being used:

    1. Think about that Cher song from a couple years ago with the "robot voice" effect (also used in that slow Kid Rock song).
    2. Listen for a slightly more subtle version of the same effect in pop music, especially in vocal parts with a lot of fast movement over large intervals.
    3. Realize that, since the effect was used in the studio, the singer couldn't get the song right even one time. In fact, they couldn't even sing that one passage right one time (in studios, singers routinely redo just a short phrase and "punch it in" with the rest of the track).
    4. Put your radio on NPR for good.
    1. Re:You can hear it by EverDense · · Score: 1

      1. Think about that Cher song from a couple years ago with the "robot voice" effect (also
      used in that slow Kid Rock song).


      Shennanigans! that "Cher" effect was a VOCODER.

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    2. Re:You can hear it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put your radio on NPR for good.

      Doesn't Diane Reem use one of these? Oh that's her voice?

    3. Re:You can hear it by whatch+durrin · · Score: 1
      For the damn thousandth time, the effect you're hearing on the Cher song was not (solely) an autotuner. If it was only being used to correct minor pitch issues, you probably wouldn't even notice it.

      Cher and Kid Rock used other means to achieve a desired effect, not try to fake you out (in other words, they were trying to be obvious with the effect, much like distortion on a guitar).

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    4. Re:You can hear it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Of course that's a vocoder, Mr. Smarty Pants . . . but they do sound similar when the autocorrector is used heavily.

      And I'm pretty sure nobody thought Cher or Kid Rock were trying to slip that effect by unnoticed. But thanks for the update anyway.

      Sincerely,
      Guy who's Much Smarter, Handsomer, and More Well Endowed than You'll Ever Be

    5. Re:You can hear it by sharph · · Score: 1
      "Shennanigans! that "Cher" effect was a VOCODER."

      NO IT WASN'T!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!

      sorry...this is one of my pet peeves. A LOT of people are saying that effects in songs are a vocoder when they are actually an auto-tune. The "Cher-effect" is achieved on an auto-tune by setting the slide time to zero.

      An auto-tune is a pitch shifting device, while a vocoder is a bunch of band-pass filters, envelope followers, and VCA's (amplifiers.) To hear what a VOCODER sounds like, try Kraftwerk - Trans Europe Express, or Styx - Mr. Roboto.

      I don't know who keeps telling everyone that the zero-slide autotune effect is a vocoder, but it isn't.

    6. Re:You can hear it by Arpie · · Score: 1

      While as others pointed out it was a vocoder effect, I agree with you that that is a good reference to help perceive the autotuner in action -- and it is there in pretty much all crap they play on the radio nowadays.

      I can't believe how people don't even realize it. That tinny edge to the sound really annoys me.

      I don't have perfect pitch, even my relative pitch is not that great (unless I've been practicing a lot), but having gone through some singing training, it makes me mad that (not all but most) popular singers nowadays can't sing at all. They don't even try, they don't know how to breathe, they have tons of awful habits... Hell, they go into a freaking studio where they can try several times and they can't get songs right!

      Go NPR!

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  67. The Difference Between an Effect and a Crutch by prisonercx · · Score: 1

    ... means that the auto-tuner isn't necessarily a bad thing. I'm a guitar player, and I know that compression, for example, can be used in two different ways. It can be used before the mixer to limit vocal or sonic extremes and make it easier to balance with the rest of the band. On the other hand, I can stick a compressor set to an infinite compression ratio right after my distortion and use it to color my sound on purpose.

    If this is the same technology that Kid Rock used on his ballad "Only God Knows Why" (I think that's the song) then that kind of treatment fits well with what technology should do for music. Fixing a crappy vocalist's inability to sing is another story entirely.

    PrisonerCX

    1. Re:The Difference Between an Effect and a Crutch by edverb · · Score: 1

      I am an engineer/producer who works with local bands (also a player). Not all bands are good, as you're well aware. Good singers are rare. Antares Autotune has saved me many a grueling "no, you're flat, get back in the booth and do it again" moment with many a tone-deaf singer with a delicate ego who's quick to anger/disappoint/sulk (which ruins the all important vibe in a recording session) who's ears are damaged by standing next to guitar amps 5 nights a week, compounding his suckitude.

      I can repair his god-awful caterwauling (slightly offkey to most, unbearable for those of us who know the difference) on the fly without the band ever getting wise. Meanwhile the singer comes out of the booth feeling like SuperBuckley because he seemingly can't hit a bad note.

      When Autotune helps you get that band out in 2 happy sessions (cha-ching + referrals + they're gone) instead of 12 miserable exercises in futility (where everybody leaves pissed, and they always blame the producer for the fact that they can't hack it), believe me it's well worth it! God bless Autotune.

      By the way, not all bands are like that, but then the few offkey notes are generally punched in rather than autotuned. Autotuning those "one take guys" is still occasionally useful in the situation where the session breaks before we've had a chance to punch the few offkey spots, and it's hard to get the identical sound (so Joe Listener doesn't notice the punch) on another day.

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  68. remember the monkees!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why, I remember in the good old days, you didn't need electronic enhancement for made-for-tv bands to make shitty music!

  69. Tone deaf, live and in concert. by August_zero · · Score: 1

    I think the technology behind this is hella cool, no doubt about that, but i have to agree that it sort of does seem like cheating, and honestly, imperfection is important to performance.

    When i go to a concert i don't want it to sound exactly like the album, I like the fact that the lead's voice is a bit crackly because this is his 10th night in a row and he slept on a car seat the night before. I like the fact that some roadie is going to inevitable cause a feed back loop half way through one of the songs. All of these things are part of the experience, and to have a computer fixing the mistakes as they go along takes something away. When the robot overlords enslave us they will have perfect music, we as humans are not built for perfection.

    Still, if they could only build a device that can filter out suck, that would be a valuable benfit to society.

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  70. Great, MORE Money to SCO by syntap · · Score: 1

    Hmm... any SCO code used in autotuners? Maybe we owe them $699 per CD player that plays these songs.

  71. The Devil? by ShortedOut · · Score: 1

    However, to some people in the industry, these devices are the work of the devil. "It's satanic," said producer R. S. Field, who has used it sparingly on records.

    See, I knew the Devil owned RadioShack! THAT'S why he always wants my phone number... he's going to make a boy band out of me! :(

  72. lip syncing by sys4some · · Score: 1

    A lot of the milli vanilli faction already lip sync to prerecorded music. Sometimes just the original track, sometimes the 'artists' will actually re-sing it so that it has a few modifications for authenticity.
    So this really is simply the next step to that facade, I guess.

  73. If you don't have it... by pla · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...Don't fake it.

    I don't care if people want to "fix" their errors on an album, that doesn't bother me - I can accept an album as a "finished" work of art and enjoy its (presumeably enhanced) merits regardless of the unenhanced talents of the musician (or composer, where that differs from the performer).

    However, I go to concerts to see the "raw" work, with no enhancements. If an artist lacks the talent to actually reproduce their work (within reason) in that environment, they should not tour. Simple as that. Selling me the same thing I could have on CD (minus the masses of sweating fans packed in like sardines, $3.50 pints of Aquafina, and idiots who consider a concert a good place for impromptu karaoke) for about $80 less (per pair) does not make me happy.


    As an (almost) unrelated aside, another concert peeve of mine - Volume. I went to a concert this past weekend (Tori Amos in Boston) where the performer did well, the set list appealed to me, and the environment in general seemed just about perfect. However, even with earplugs (a must for anyone who actually goes to concerts to enjoy the music), they had the volume cranked so high that the bass completely distorted everything else (as in, I could audibly detect clipping of the vocals at every new bass note or percussive event). This does NOT make for satisfied (much less "happy") concert-goers.

    1. Re:If you don't have it... by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

      well, a lot of people have been saying this, and I chose to respond to yours.

      The Grateful Dead are a perfect example of why it doesn't matter one single bit if someone is a) out of tune b) forgets the words c) starts humming hoping the rest of the band picks up for it, etc.

      Donna sang like crap (miked wrong, horrible singer, tone deaf, whatever) yet she brought a different dimension to the group.

      Jerry would FREQUENTLY forget words and just trail off into no where during songs he had sung 100s of times.

      Bobby (even now, Joliet, IL even) can't remember ALL the words to ALL their songs. Hell, the newer members of the band probably know the songs better than Jerry or Bobby ever did.

      They were/are a successful band because they PERFOM for REAL.

      They don't perform just for the money. They don't get dressed up like belly dancers, and they don't have plastic surgery.

      They do it for the fans and for the music. Who the fuck cares if the songs are slightly out of tune (do you think that everyone in the crowd singing along is in tune? I know I'm not).

      Enjoy the bands that perform live, write their own music, and do it for the fans.

      Fuck the cookie cutter musicians that are extorting money from their naive teenage fans.

    2. Re:If you don't have it... by Knife_Edge · · Score: 1
      As an (almost) unrelated aside, another concert peeve of mine - Volume. You do realize that the people who run the mix boards are frequently failed musicians, right? A lot of the time, they are the ones who drove themselves somewhat deaf playing too loud. With all the great technology they have these days, there is simply no excuse for bad sound. Yet it still happens because nobody else wants to ride on a tour bus and make bad pay just to feel like they are a successful musician.
    3. Re:If you don't have it... by Boing · · Score: 1
      If an artist lacks the talent to actually reproduce their work (within reason) in that environment, they should not tour.

      Music is a competitive market, though. For every artist who agrees with that (admirable) ideal, there are a hundred who are so eager to "make it" that they will put up with completely unreasonable offers from the recording studios. What artist is going to accept the royal financial screwjob, but then turn up their nose at the idea of sounding better in concert??

      Good artists with ideals will get snubbed by (let's face it) the only industry with the power to reliably give them widespread exposure. What's left are (1) Good artists with no ideals, and (2) Bad artists with no ideals. (bad artists with ideals are screwed any way you cut it).

    4. Re:If you don't have it... by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      IAAAE (I am an audio engineer), so I always wear my ear plugs at shows... I went to the Queensryche/Dream Theater concert at the Fleet Boston Pavillion last month, put the ear plugs in, and, lo and behold, it sounded great! The lows were clean, the highs were clean, it was astounding.

      So, I'm thinking, these are cheapo disposable ear plugs ($10/carton of 100 - I keep it in my car for emergencies). They roll off the high-end something fierce. If it sounds good to me with them in then it must...

      /me removes earplugs

      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      /me replaces ear plugs quickly

      Whoever was mixing that show was wearing cheapo disposable ear plugs too. ;)

      -T

    5. Re:If you don't have it... by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1
      If an artist lacks the talent to actually reproduce their work (within reason) in that environment, they should not tour.
      It's funny. Oroginally, the record was intended to be a souvenir of the live performance. Now, the record is the performance, and the concert had better reproduce that recording or else.

      OK, I'm an old fogy.
    6. Re:If you don't have it... by vrt3 · · Score: 1
      As an (almost) unrelated aside, another concert peeve of mine - Volume. I went to a concert this past weekend (Tori Amos in Boston) where the performer did well, the set list appealed to me, and the environment in general seemed just about perfect. However, even with earplugs (a must for anyone who actually goes to concerts to enjoy the music), they had the volume cranked so high that the bass completely distorted everything else (as in, I could audibly detect clipping of the vocals at every new bass note or percussive event). This does NOT make for satisfied (much less "happy") concert-goers.
      I experience exactly the same thing at concerts, only I thought I was more or less the exception. Other people never seem to notice the distortions. Sometimes it ruins the whole experience for me.

      OTOH I haven't tried with earplugs yet, I should really do that sometimes. Ideally I would like some with builtin equalizer...

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    7. Re:If you don't have it... by pla · · Score: 1

      OTOH I haven't tried with earplugs yet, I should really do that sometimes.

      At least bring a pair, always. They make a huge difference, normally bringing the music down to an "enjoyable" volume.

      In the situation I described, though, no amount of filtering would make up for a volume so high that it exceeds the dynamic range of the equipment, resulting in really annoying artifacts in the music. I've had people "in the biz" explain to me that you can't possibly clip on the scale of hardware they use at any real venue, but that doesn't change the fact that it happens (and, while not an AE, I do consider myself knowledgeable enough (from personal research in soft-audio-DSP) to recognize clipping when I hear it).

    8. Re:If you don't have it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except I don't think the Dead EVER played out of tune.

    9. Re:If you don't have it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only concert I've been to where the volume was reasonable was a few years ago (Spock's Beard/Dream Theater), and the sound quality was really, really good.

      I had my earplugs with me but didn't have to use them.

    10. Re:If you don't have it... by Magius_AR · · Score: 1
      The Grateful Dead are a perfect example of why it doesn't matter one single bit if someone is a) out of tune b) forgets the words c) starts humming hoping the rest of the band picks up for it, etc. ...Jerry would FREQUENTLY forget words and just trail off into no where during songs he had sung 100s of times...They were/are a successful band because they PERFOM for REAL.
      Heh, I would claim it's because they AND most of their fanbase were so doped up, they didn't know if they were listening to a band or a dying quail.
  74. Old technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From the article:
    • Electronic tuning took off in the mid-1990s after the introduction of computer-based recording systems, such as Digidesign's Pro Tools, Emagic's Logic Platinum and Steinberg's Cubase. Their owners allowed others to develop additional features on their flagship systems, one of which is the autotuner.

    So how is this "news"?

  75. boy bands by meatpopcicle · · Score: 1

    This is what boy bands have been trying to find for years.

    All you used to need was good looks and singing talent (although most didnt even have that) and now with modern technology they dont need either.

    What ever happened to "talent".

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  76. One word: Playback.. by Kjella · · Score: 1

    Many artists use the ultimate fake already - if they can do something live that is "fake" but still a live performance, that's better. With all the fixing going on in a studio, some artists would sound very different without at least some of the same effects. If they can do it live, they can at least add some personal touch to it, not just the CD with a sceneshow...

    Kjella

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  77. Simpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't that on the Simpsons? LT Smash's boy band?

  78. Nothing to Worry About by YllabianBitPipe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Many singers are not always in tune. Go back and listen to some old Beatles albums like Revolver ... the auto-tuner would have a field day fixing all the slightly out of tune instruments and vocals. But would it make an obvious classic album more classic? Quite the opposite.

    Part of the charm of vocals is that they are organic, even more so in a day and age where every single instrument can be synthesized and manipulated. Being in tune is overrated. You can't "fix" a Johnny Rotten scream. There's no point in auto-tuning rap music. Listen really carefully to some of your favorite singers. Not everything is a matter of being in tune. Some of it's confidence, "presence", knowing how to convey emotion through subtle details.

    The worst thing that can happen as a result of auto-tuning is people start preferring cookie cutter, perfectly in tune vocals. That they start thinking N'Sync and Britney and Shania Twain are the apex of pop music. Thankfully I don't see this happening.

  79. nit pick by nyet · · Score: 5, Informative

    perfect pitch is NOT the ability to sing in tune, it is the ability to know the pitch of a tone w/o a reference.

    1. Re:nit pick by ILoveMyGeeky1 · · Score: 1

      That's only part of it. Yes, perfect pitch is the ability to know the pitch of a note being played without reference. But, a person with perfect pitch can also tell you if that tone is in tune or not. So, they may not have been acurate in calling it perfect pitch, but they weren't entirely wrong. =)

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    2. Re:nit pick by InfoVore · · Score: 1

      Correct. "Singing in tune" is the ability to pitch and shape sound correctly. The musical term for it is Intonation.

      I knew a guy once that had Perfect Pitch, but only average (for a singer) intonation. Pitch isn't everything when it comes to vocalizing.

      Cheers,
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    3. Re:nit pick by bulletman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Relative pitch is the ability to sing a note relative to a reference (like a tuning fork or a piano note). Singers with good relative pitch sing in tune when given the starting note of their song.

      You can walk up to someone with perfect pitch and say "Give me an A" and they could. You could give a person with relative pitch an A and say "Give me a G" and they could.

    4. Re:nit pick by gid-goo · · Score: 1

      Frequently it seems folks who have perfect pitch have crap relative pitch. I've heard people say it's because perfect pitch makes you lazy or something, I don't know. But I've heard that frequently.

    5. Re:nit pick by InfoVore · · Score: 1

      I haven't known that many people with perfect pitch, but the ones I have known have generally had good relative pitch. The one I gave as an example had decent relative pitch, but his intonation was a bit too mechanical and precise for my tastes.

      He came by his perfect pitch via early exposure to piano. His intonation was frequently much like his piano playing: technically very precise and beautiful, but lacking deeper emotion.

      The others I've known with perfect pitch (about 3-4), ranged from average to awesome in intonation. Of course there was a 'filtering' process going on here. I met these folks in very high end choral groups, so people with poor intonation never made it in.

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  80. and the riaa wonders why . . .. by kraksmoka · · Score: 1

    this is a great way to dilute the value of talent. heloooooo, riaa schmucks! if anyone can do it (and can today), then it shouldn't be so expensive! mass produce the music, sell it cheap and be happy and fat without suing your fanbase . . . . sounds like the good old days, huh? when the riaa just screwed the artists, not the fans too.

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  81. Nirvana Unplugged by armyofone · · Score: 1

    One of my favorite albums from the 90's was Nirvana's MTV Unplugged gig. The band insisted that the original recording not be doctored in any way - and the mistakes certainly shine through.

    Another great memory for me was seeing Judas Priest live and watching KK Downing drunkenly throw his guitar into the air and miss it on the way down. BLAM!! - it broke into several pieces which he stupidly stared at for a couple of seconds before picking it up to hurl at a roadie. Who also missed it as it slammed into a stack of side-fills. Hee hee hee, great moments in live rock. You never see that stuff any more. Everything is too sanitized and pre-packaged these days.

    Anyway, this is what the soul of music is all about, (to me at least), - including the mistakes and sour notes. It adds to the reality of the experience. Otherwise, you may as well just listen to the radio and save yourself the cost of the concert ticket.

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  82. Okay, let's see you try it without one. by mkldev · · Score: 1
    Here's my angle. Yes, I have perfect pitch most of the time, both singing and hearing. In church, they'll call for a song I haven't heard in years, and I'll hum the first few bars in the right key before the first note is played or sung.

    Even I can see the benefits of pitch correction when used in moderation. It means that instead of spending those extra hours re-recording spots and trying to match the exact tone of the voice where you slipped in pitch just a hair in the wee hours of the morning after a long session, you can instead spend that time creating more music.

    As for the live concert thing, it's hard to do a concert lasting more than an hour and not get tired. When your voice gets tired, it gets harder and harder to maintain exacting pitch all the time, and you just plain slip every so often. Sure, most people won't notice this, but the ones who do will leave disappointed that your CD was much better than your live show, not because you used pitch correction on the CD, but because you weren't utterly exhausted when you recorded that track on the CD.

    Now when such technology is used to make someone with no sense of pitch sound like they can hold a tune, that's horrible (and beyond the abilities of these devices anyway, in most cases). Such use is an abomination, and usually sounds bad even if it is on pitch.

    And before you ask, no, I don't use one, thanks. However, I don't feel any less respect for those who do. Music, and particularly singing, can be grueling, even for the most talented of performers. So before you judge them, let's see you go up there on stage and try it. We'll see what you say when you listen to the tapes.

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  83. Used as an effect... by Phil+John · · Score: 2, Insightful

    rather than to keep the artist in tune it can have it's uses.

    I work part time for a small record company as a producer and I don't like using autotune to correct duff notes. If the take is crap I'll get the singer to do it again, and then splice together various different takes to make a final vocal. With a decent mike, nice valve-preamp and a decent (outboard, not software) compressor you can get most takes to sit well with each other. Luckily, the singers we have signed up to us were all chosen on talent first, looks second (they're hot, however) so often the time is taken on getting the feel 100% rather than getting notes in tune.

    Where autotune can be used is as a special effect, with a slow re-tune rate and strict tuning you can get the voice to sound somewhat as if it were being put through a Vocoder (though it sounds subtly different, much less harsh and robotic). You can get the voice to do some really wierd things that you know voices aren't meant to do.

    If used sparingly and only on the kinds of tracks that warrant that kind of sound AutoTune is the mutts nuts.

    Cher's believe wouldn't have been the hit it was if it didn't have that quirky vocal (there's still some debate over whether this was autotune with extreme settings or a vocoder).

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  84. You can get it at Wal-Mart by leshert · · Score: 1

    Probably not the same quality, but a few months ago, I saw Wal-Mart selling a karaoke device that claimed to support auto-tuning. My aversion to the idea of a home karaoke device fought off my geek tech curiosity, though, so I couldn't bring myself to plunk down the $80 (or whatever it was) to take it home and try it out.

  85. Geez, What's Next? by blunte · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fake Boobs?

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    1. Re:Geez, What's Next? by u19925 · · Score: 1

      "Fake Boobs?"

      yeah...in p0rn movies.

    2. Re:Geez, What's Next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, most "modern" musicians are already boobs.

    3. Re:Geez, What's Next? by Kurt+Gray · · Score: 1

      No worse it could get worse, what about a talentless performer with fake boobs lip-syncing to a pre-recorded vocal track of some other equally talentless signer that is then fed through an Autotuner... oh wait, that was already done 10 years ago.

      OK, how about a robot lip-syncing to a pre-recorded synthesized voice track... no wait, that describes half of Disneyworld.

      OK, how about a robot-drawn anime film musically scored by a random click track from a cheap Casio keyboard... no wait, that could be any RPG video game made in last 10 years.

      It's like Courtney Love's philisophical refrain "I fake it so real I'm beyond fake."

  86. Pitch bending in the studio by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

    I used to do session work (as a bassist) in Nashville and can tell you even folks like Garth Brooks used these in studio. Recently, George Strait used one as well (Stars on the Water) but not to hide any inability to hit the notes, but for a particular effect eliminating sliding notes. It's interesting technology, but just adds to the major labels ability to give us the pretty singers rather than the talented ones.

    As long as 10 years ago, digital recording/editing was used to get rid of sour notes in strumming, solos, etc... and to "humanize" rather than "quantize" the rhythm so it would be almost perfect rather than perfect and machine sounding.

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  87. A-ha! by dimer0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    A-ha! That explains King Diamond!!!

    Anyone ever listen to that dude? Back in the late 80s? I think he had a vocal 'range' of over 8 octaves..

    It was either this device, or some type of testicle clamp..

  88. Trying to remember who... by musiholic · · Score: 1
    but there is a classical guitarist who uses the device in concert because his guitar slowly loses pitch during the course of the pieces he plays. It was easier to use the device to keep the overall sound in tune with the accompanyment than stop every few bars and tighten up the catgut.

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    1. Re:Trying to remember who... by wawannem · · Score: 1

      seems to me though that most musicians playing even moderately sized venues keeps multiple guitars on hand.

    2. Re:Trying to remember who... by musiholic · · Score: 1

      it was a classical piece, and he was not able to change guitars during the song... long piece. It was not Segovia. Ah well, the name will come to me eventually (probably Friday).

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    3. Re:Trying to remember who... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Sounds like he needs a better guitar.

      Electric guitars had this problem too, when tremelo bars were first added. As soon as the guitarist used the tremelo bar, it'd screw up all the strings' tunings. At first, people thought it was because the strings were getting slightly deformed, but then someone realized that it was because the strings were being pulled loose of the tuning knobs. So Floyd Rose invented the locking tremelo system, where after the strings are tuned, they're locked down at the neck just below the tuning knobs.

      This is probably the same problem on the classical guitar (it just isn't as noticeable on most classical guitars because people don't usually play for that long, and they don't have tremelo bars), and would certainly be a much simpler fix than electronic pitch correctors.

    4. Re:Trying to remember who... by The_Spud · · Score: 2, Interesting

      because his guitar slowly loses pitch during the course of the pieces he plays

      As do all musical instruments during a performance. The performer adjusts accordingly to stay in tune. Its called intonation. Woodwind instruments change pitch depending on temperature so the natural pitch of the instument at the beginning of a concert is different to the end. Player compensates by 'lipping' the pitch in the right direction. This is one of the major differences between amatures and pro's. The pros have very good intonation.

      I feel that using pitch correction is just compensating for lack of skill by either the singer or player.

    5. Re:Trying to remember who... by gid-goo · · Score: 1

      Unless you have a guitar built by a master who is no longer living. An Amati or Stradivarius may not stay in tune well. IANAL (luthier) but it seems like altering an instrument build in 1611 wouldn't be that great of an idea. Although now that I think of it, the 1611 Amati bass must have been a 3 string originally so some alterations must have gone on. Well, the point is that it might not always be feasible to alter a particularly rare and wonderful instrument.

    6. Re:Trying to remember who... by gid-goo · · Score: 1

      On a guitar or piano intonation is great and helpful but doesn't change the fact that when the instrument goes out of tune, you're screwed. You could theoretically bend every single not in to tune on a guitar but that wouldn't work in all situations and for a difficult piece wouldn't really make sense. On a bass, violin, cello, viola, or whatever it's an entirely different story.

    7. Re:Trying to remember who... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      This is just my opinion, but if an instrument is so rare and wonderful, then you're doing it a disservice by playing it through a pitch corrector. You'll probably end up with better sound just by getting a new instrument that doesn't have the old instrument's shortcoming. Save the rare instrument for pieces that aren't so long that the strings get detuned.

  89. Uck. Why?! by aussersterne · · Score: 1

    Ugly, plastic music for ugly, plastic club kids. Give me Janis Joplin & Big Brother rather than Cher (and all her 2000 parts) any day of the week.

    Without the "raw and loose", without the personal voice and individually flawed sound, music is just audible math and little more.

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  90. thank you for purchasing the rock concert manual by adpowers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Blue Man Group's rock concert "The Complex" is a parody of rock concert. At the beginning of the show, a voice comes on like this (I'm paraphrasing):

    Thank you for purchasing the rock concert manual. This manual will teach you to how host a rock concert. The most important thing for performers is choreography. Will the advent of autotuners and backing tracks, performers can now focus all their attention on dancing. You no longer have to worry about things like hitting the right notes or showing emotion. Start by loosening your hips. Now, lets try this simple beat...

    They performed this on Leno recently as well. It is quite funny how they make fun of all the rock concert cliches.

  91. Gee, sound make-up rediscovered by saikou · · Score: 1

    Well yes. Studio recordings now emply autotuners, vocoders (thanks, Cher), an array of samplers and other digital sound make-up. Result -- clean sound, less worries for engineers, more harmony and polished sound. Those who're not into polished sound probably do it too, just tune them in opposite way :)
    What amazes me is nobody complains about regular make-up for stars (of any caliber). Have you ever seen your favourite movie star without make up? How about a tv announcer? Not quite the same, huh? Yet nobody screams "CHEATING!!!" because it's a part of professional life. Why sound should be different?

    1. Re:Gee, sound make-up rediscovered by zenyu · · Score: 1

      What amazes me is nobody complains about regular make-up for stars (of any caliber). Have you ever seen your favourite movie star without make up? How about a tv announcer? Not quite the same, huh? Yet nobody screams "CHEATING!!!" because it's a part of professional life. Why sound should be different?

      Have you ever seen yourself in bright studio lighting? Not the same as the mirror is it? "Natural" makeup keeps your skin from looking oily and translucent all at once under those hot and bright lights. Now once you do accept some makeup it is of course possible to overdo it, and if you see some of these stars in real life you will see why they are tempted. That nasty stage makeup destroys your skin, thirty five year old actors look like black death survivors.

  92. Autotuners are here to stay by ebusinessmedia1 · · Score: 1

    Autotuners are here to stay, we should get over it. They will get more sophisticated, and be used by more-and-more artists, and consumers.

    Also, what should consumer's expect - especially since the onset of MTV? Essentially, the current premium in pop music os to *look* good (hip); *sounding* good is important too. Thus, if current audio technology permits somewho who looks 'good' (right for the venue) to sound good (even if they don't have vocal talent), why not.

    Thus, rather than diss autotuning technology, those who complain might consider Antares (and other) autotuners a sign of the pop music times.

    Lastly, this technology will eventually make it into consumer devices. Can yo uimagine being able to 'sing' a pop song "in tune" with the original instrumentals, after the pop star's voice has been digitally muted? Or, singing along with the pop star on a CD/music video that's running on your game console (with all requisite tuning siftware built in)? How about singing your favorite aria via cell phone, and having your tune sent to a friend, or Mom. These things, and more, will happen as a result of autotuning technology.

    If nothing else, autotuners help us all to appreciate just how rare a great, always-in-tune, expressive singing voice really is. In an odd way, autotuning technology will help create more respect and awe in the presence of great, un-retouched singing.

  93. Fake or not... by Loopy · · Score: 1

    ...some songs just suck. *cough*Cher*cough* Some of my favorite tunes were created before the advent of the transistor, for goodness sake. :P Not to mention that I don't think an autotuner exists that could clean up death-metal vocals.

  94. American Idol by happyclam · · Score: 4, Funny

    It would be interesting to take some of those really god-awful American Idol contestants and run their voices through one of these things, see what happens.

    If I had one, I'd have to have one with little robot arms that it could throw up in disgust when I tried to sing.

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    1. Re:American Idol by absolut_kurant · · Score: 1

      well, if I were singing, it would just throw up.

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  95. Big Label productions by Wumpus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here's a related read. It's long, but very entertaining. Of special interest is the hilarious account of how the drum tracks for an entire album were edited at great expense, because the drummer couldn't play the drums to save his life.

    1. Re:Big Label productions by srvivn21 · · Score: 1

      Good God! I've made it through the first two days and I have to say that "Mixerman" is coming across as a serious prima donna. Woe is me. I'm showing so much restraint for being forced to work with such incompetence. Blah, blah, blah.

      Thanks for the link all the same. It just makes me glad that I don't have to work with this guy.

    2. Re:Big Label productions by Wumpus · · Score: 1

      Yes, but that's one of the reasons it's so entertaining. There's a related post by the assistant he takes great pains to put down, and it puts a slightly different spin on things. It's still pretty funny, though.

    3. Re:Big Label productions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would have been nice to include a link to the post you are referring to as there is a sea of posts and the thread you mention is not immediately obvious.

    4. Re:Big Label productions by Wumpus · · Score: 1

      There you go: The renegade Lance chronicles.

      Everything is linked to from the page I pointed to earlier.

    5. Re:Big Label productions by srvivn21 · · Score: 1
      I just figured out my biggest problem with the whole thing. It reads like a Penthouse letter. Too unbeleivable to be true, but with a confidence of truth. The diary of "Lance" is even worse.


      Eyore, who I guess had drunk more than a couple of Scotch's at that point looked at me and said "Harmon has totally lost it. Yesterday they recovered the Limo but couldn't find Harmon. I don't think we'll be seeing much of the main writer for this band for a while. This doesn't look as temporary as we want it to be, so that's why you're here... you fucking moron".


      Who talks like that? I don't think we'll be seeing much of the main writer for this band for a while. WTF? Why interject his role into that sentance? Everyone there should know what he does.

      On the other hand, perhaps it's just not my cup of tea. *shrug*
    6. Re:Big Label productions by Wumpus · · Score: 1

      Are you asking me whether it's a true story? I don't know. Lance's eventual shotgun wedding to a European princess of loose moral fiber sounds a bit far fetched to me, but who knows? Stranger things happened.

      The author is a regular contributor to the site, and is supposedly an audio engineer by trade. I don't know enough to tell whether that part is true (I'm sure someone more knowledgeable can read his other posts and determine whether at least that part of his online persona seems genuine, but I didn't bother).

      I found the story entertaining, and parts of it at least ring true. I have been in a recording studio where an audio engineer was trying to lay down basic tracks with a drummer who couldn't keep time, and it was an ugly situation - the drummer was the customer, he was paying for the session, so bringing somebody else in was not an option. There was no producer to make painful decisions, so everyone tried to work around the problem while pretending that it wasn't there, and I got uncomfortable enough just watching the situation that I couldn't stay there anymore.

      Who talks like that? I don't think we'll be seeing much of the main writer for this band for a while. WTF?

      Maybe the author took liberties with the text, not quoting it verbatim. Maybe this is all a fabrication. I don't know.

    7. Re:Big Label productions by srvivn21 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I wasn't clear... I'm more just "talking" out loud than anything.

      I haven't been exposed to an environment such as this (just as I haven't been involved with a PH letters type of scenario), so I have no basis of comparison. It just sounds contrived to me. I won't knock someone else for finding entertainment in it (or in PH letters), I'm just stating my general opinion of what I have read so far. :o)

      Thanks for your concern, in any case.

  96. Chinese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People that speak native Chinese are a lot more likely to have perfect pitch because pitch is an integral part of the language. Pretty cool

    My friend used this technology on a cd he recorded and it made him sound a lot better.

  97. Lame by sahala · · Score: 1
    1939 Dudley, H., "The Vocoder", Bell Labs. Rec., 17, 122-126 (1939). (I,K)

    The "auto-tuner" has been around forever and is standard fare in any producer setup. Some audio engineers (as in the article) are using it for live performances, but some producers actually use it with a horde of other tools to build interesting effects. It's almost an instrument in itself especially when fed off a tone generator or synth.

  98. Level playing field with musicians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Hmm, if you play an electrical instrument, there are devices you can put in your effects loop that tell you whether you're in or out of tune and how much to correct. That doesn't seem so different from this, except that an inline tuner won't do the pitch shifting for you. It seems like this is just giving singers a capability that already exists for other musicians.

  99. It's not the use of autotune that's the problem by youbiquitous · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's overuse and misuse. I have a copy of Auto-Tune 3 (yes, a REAL bought and paid for copy) but you'd never know it from listening to the music I record.

    Here's a real-life scenario: I'm recording a singer who is pretty good but there's one note that they can't quite hit today. We could scrap the session and do it again later - even good singers have trouble hitting all the notes all of the time - but that will cost the client hundreds of $$$. Alternatively I can fix the one note that's not quite there. I wouldn't try to correct every little shaky bit of intonation in the entire song, just the one that's really sour. What would you do?

    Or how about this? Got a great bass player laying it down. Good tone, good part, one note played near the end of the neck is a bit off because the intonation of the instrument needs adjusting. Would you fix the note with Auto-Tune or scrap the session ($$$) and ask the bass player to get the intonation fixed? I'd do the expedient thing - fix the note AND ask the bass player to get some work done on the instrument before the next session.

    What drives me crazy is the obvious warbling and perfectly pitched effect you hear on all of the modern pop and Nashville country CDs. Nobody can sing like that, it sounds like a machine. That's misuse of what can be a very subtle and powerful tool.

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  100. This isn't new by DeVilla · · Score: 1

    Cher and the material girl have used them on stage for a while. We use to joke about how Paula Abdul did 1 album without it. Her last. (Yes, that was album, not performance.) Face it, these are visual performances, not music performances. If you aren't there for the lights, dancing or atmosphere, then you are being ripped off.

    Dan

  101. Eventide harmonizer by hedley · · Score: 1


    Ancient history folx. It has *so* been done before.

    Remember the group Blondie?

    Hedley

    1. Re:Eventide harmonizer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      this guy is 100% correct. harmonizers have been around for decades, and have had pitch-correcting capability for almost as long.

      this is SO not news.

      it's always funny when the masses get wind of something insiders have known about all along.

  102. Listening by rf0 · · Score: 1

    1/2 the enjoyment of listening to music is that differenet artists sound different. That there is something extra at live performances. If I wanted to hear the same music over and over I would leave a Britney Spears CD on auto repeat

    Rus

  103. Mostly Talentless by swordgeek · · Score: 2

    I propose that there are two types of performers who use these: The ones with utterly no talent (most of the ones listed in the article), and the ones who may have talent, but are too busy dancing and performing acrobatics onstage to nail their notes. (not that an athletic performance is a sign of talent, but Cher played in town the other night, and I can't write her off as utterly talentless.)

    So we have talentless shills, and visual performers who don't focus 100% on their music onstage. Are we REALLY causing any damage with them, or for that matter, are we very interested in listening to the singing from these people?

    Somehow I don't see Happy Rhodes using one of these.

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    1. Re:Mostly Talentless by Trollificus · · Score: 1
      Three: The type who edits their music after the fact to remove mistakes. It can save time and money. And in some cases, save an entire recording. Case in point: I seem to remember hearing some years ago that one of Joe Satriani's live performances was to be released on CD(It might have been the G3 disc, but I don't recall). But on the night they recorded, one of his strings(b, if I remember correctly) was slightly out of tune. Obviously, they couldn't re-record the session. So instead, they took the recording into editing and changed the pitch of that one string.

      While I agree that this example is entirely outside the scope of talentless hacks who use this as a crutch, this kind of equipment can serve a real purpose in the studio.

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    2. Re:Mostly Talentless by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Ah yes. I was more or less restricting my comments to the case of using them realtime in live shows.

      Fixing slight studio tweaks is pretty clear in my mind. It's not much different than Mike Oldfield slowing down the tape flanges during overdubs on Tubular Bells. Fixing recordings of live performances is perhaps a bit greyer. Fixing bad live singing is very questionable. (although performers with colds come to mind)

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  104. Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't anything new. Antares (antarestech.com) released the first product in 1997, and it's been used extensively in most studios since. In fact, I just got back from the music store checking out the Antares AVP-1 rack unit which has a compressor, gate, auto-tuner, parametric EQ and other nice features in it for the price ($500).

    The fact is, I really enjoyed watching the band Chicago live on Camp LeJeune's 4th of July celebration in 1991(?) when the troops had just came back from Desert Storm. It was a real performance, complete with voice cracking and singing off key, and though it wasn't a studio quality perfomance, it was fun to listen to. However, if you heard the same songs on the radio next to other studio recordings that were mastered, mixed, auto-tuned, etc. until it was a close to perfection, you'd think they had no talent.

    Most vocal recordings include a high end condensor mic, a compressor / limiter, a gate, an EQ, an auto-tuner, a mic-preamp, an EQ, and sometimes a microphone modeler. That's BEFORE the editing begins. Most vocal recordings take 30+ takes to get it right. All an auto-tuner does is save the poor producer from having to take as many takes due to off-key notes. If they don't use an auto-tuner, they're just going to record the track over and over until the artist eventually gets it right, tuner or not, then spend days going through all the takes doing a cut and paste.

    If you can't sing to begin with, this doesn't make you a better singer. On stage, it just helps. If you think it's easy hitting every single note, pitch perfect for an hour while bouncing around the stage, think again. Personally I'd rather hear a real performance live if the band is good, but I'm fine with hearing a "studio" mastered recoring on my CD's.

    Then again, I've heard Axel Rose live. Maybe Antares did too. Necessity (or is that greed?) is the mother of all inventions. :)

    1. Re:Nothing new by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      Eh, the AVP-1's compressor and gate are only sort of okayish. The Mic Modeller is a vastly stripped down version of the dedicated unit, the compressor is kinda flat, the EQ isn't all that fancy...but the autotuner is decent.

      But then, just buy an autotuner hardware package.

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  105. Some mp3 examples of the correction: by jon323456 · · Score: 5, Informative

    From Antares' site:

    Female singer before
    and after processing.

    Lots more at the product info page.

    1. Re:Some mp3 examples of the correction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just for vocals. I use it to tune almost any monophonic instrument. Fretless bass, violin, trumpet... basically any thing where intonation is up to the player, rather than quantised like guitar, piano etc.

      It's the most useful plugin ever created, and pretty much kickstarted the whole DAW thing. Outboard versions only started appearing in the last few years, so it was DAW only for a long time.

    2. Re:Some mp3 examples of the correction: by xTown · · Score: 1

      Neat. I should have listened to the "after" first, though. I could hear exactly where the autotune kicked in, but I'm not sure if it's because I could actually hear the difference (there seems to be a little bit of flanging on the corrected parts) or if it's because I knew where it would be after listening to the uncorrected version.

    3. Re:Some mp3 examples of the correction: by hayesjaj · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Yet, there must be some better software than that out there, as that was terrible. You could tell exactly where the software had to stretch to bring that dead cat back to life, and I did listen to the after version first. Sorry, but look at the musicians who have had real staying power in music. They use errects the way they were intended, that is, to enhance their creative potential (see lots of techno, modern rock that is extreamly well produced AND well performed) or make music sound like it is being played live (music that is recorded lacks the live sound qualities of the venue, which require things like delay, reverb, and aural exciting to be added). Yet, there is a standard recording engineers all know...junk in, junk out. These effects can be used as a bandaid for that problem as well, but they will NEVER be as good as the class acts out there that can do it dry.

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    4. Re:Some mp3 examples of the correction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... please make it stop. Auto-tune or no auto-tune - that just hurts.

    5. Re:Some mp3 examples of the correction: by sparrow_hawk · · Score: 1

      Okay, that's just *nasty*. The software corrects her pitch, yes, but it *doesn't* correct for the fact that she's clenching her airway and forcing the sound through. It's just *bad*, but a good voice coach could correct her intonation *and* her projection in about five minutes.

      Software isn't a substitute for ability, mmkay?

    6. Re:Some mp3 examples of the correction: by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but this is just wrong. For instance, sometimes on the third of a chord you play a touch flat. It brings a completely different flavor to the chord.

      And what about mean tone tuning for different keys? Hmmmmm?

    7. Re:Some mp3 examples of the correction: by stoops · · Score: 1

      actually, the whole thing was "corrected"

    8. Re:Some mp3 examples of the correction: by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      Autotune has options for detuning, custom scales, etc.

      The software does, anyway. I'm assuming the ahrdware has similar capabilities. I've had my autotuner responding to arabic scales (real maqam ones, not the western "arabic" mode) with the quartertones and everything.

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  106. The 'Real' vs. 'Fake' music battle... by chassum · · Score: 1

    ...has been going on for decades. When the Beatles went the way of Sgt. Pepper, Bob Dylan retaliated with John Wesley Harding.

  107. Just another step.... by Monty67 · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...in the wrong direction.

    Back in the 80's(???) Asia admitted to spending more time dubbing in fixes then in recording the album.

    Sammy Hagar admitted that on the VH Fornication album, "Man on a Mission" was the only song sung straight thru.

    Ex lead singer from SoundGarden, (name escapes me) now AudioSlave singer says its needed given how hard he pushes his voice every night.

    And as for getting what's on the CD, Gene Simmons
    admitted to a bit of tinkering on one of their live albums. Seems they upped the crowd a bit.
    (Source VH1)

    Unless you listen to classical, or Jazz, don't expect to hear the CD played live, it just doesn't happen anymore. Which in most cases is really sad.

    1. Re:Just another step.... by gid-goo · · Score: 1

      Frank Black and the Catholics record all albums (so far) live to 2 track. The first 2 albums (Dog in the Sand, Pistolero) are excellent. It was a big thing a little while ago to record live albums.

  108. I don't see the issue here ..... by phouka · · Score: 1

    .... vocal fx have been used for years. Playing
    outdoors? Crank up the reverb? Playing indoors
    in a room that sucks? Ditto. Want to fatten up
    the vocals or guitar? Time for a little chorus
    effect.

    Effects are nothing new, and tuners are just
    another way to modify the sound coming from the
    originating source (in this case a voice) before
    it gets to the speakers.

    Fans are increasingly educated and technically
    demanding; its hard for musicians to meet those
    expectations without enhancements.

    Further, who cares how it's done? If it produces
    good music that's a rush to listen to -- all the
    better!

    I find it amusing that the same people that call
    tuners cheating don't seem to have any problem
    with the idea of tracking. Explain to me how
    it isn't "cheating" to lay down 10 tracks for
    the same part so that the sound engineer can
    pick and choose from all those tracks in order to
    build one piece of a song.

    Good grief. The last song our band recorded had
    82 final tracks recorded for a group with 3
    vocalists and 4 instruments.

    Pooks

  109. buy a CD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, this is slashdot. We don't support RIAA.

  110. Wouldn't pass American Idol by DrewCapu · · Score: 1
    "The driving force behind this trend has been the fans themselves, who now have a more educated ear and can tell if something is off-key, industry experts said."
    Which is why, in a lot of cases, I'd rather listen to some of the people in the audience sing instead.
  111. 27 in a row? by TheLevelHeadedOne · · Score: 1

    Hey, if you put 27 of these in a row, wouldn't you have a Perfect Game?

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  112. Peculiar by design by Neuracnu+Coyote · · Score: 1

    Usually it's used subtley to "clean-up" vocals but Cher really abused it on that "Believe" song. ... I love this quote from a producer: "It's satanic..."

    What makes you think that wasn't precisely the effect the producer was going for?

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  113. Case In Point: Chris Cornell by dook43 · · Score: 1

    Anyone who has attended a Soundgarden/Audioslave song knows exactly what I'm talking about. Chris is considered to be one of the best alternative rock singers in the history of alternative rock (post 1989 era, along with Vedder, Staley, Cobain, Weiland, etc). How come his albums sound great yet he can't hit the first note live? I recently saw Audioslave's performance of Cochise on top of the Late Show building, and it was absolute ass. He could not hit any of the notes and his voice sounded like he had sung 25 songs prior to that one (1 song setlist!). I have also been to several Soundgarden shows and he can never hit the notes or sound as good as he sounded on the album. Engineered much?

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  114. If you thought pictch correction was new.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...take a look at voice modelling, but fasten your seatbelt...

    www.tc-helicon.tc => listen to the demo from voice-one.... I use use one of them for voice dubbeling, harmonies, and it's amazing.

  115. Change your voice... by krymsin01 · · Score: 1

    I'll just wait until they get an effect that can change your voice to any known person. I want to sing like Richard Nixon, only with perfect pitch!

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  116. Can this device be used on all songs by mofochickamo · · Score: 1
    (In a nutshell, the autotuner is told what key the vocal is in and analyzes the wave form in real time. If the singer is off-key, it will adjust the pitch to the closest note in that key.)

    From this description, it appears that the autotuner will not work if the singer is intentionally out of key, such as sliding up or down to another note. Will someone with more knowledge shed some light on this?

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    1. Re:Can this device be used on all songs by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      There are a bunch of parameters in autotune (at least, the software version). You can choose your scale, your key, overall detuning (you can offset the scale by a few cents if you want), the speed of recorrection, the tolerance for errors, and whether or not it tires to add vibrato to the signal.

      In the software, there's even a graphical mode so you can draw in custom pitch curves.

      Okay, the vibrato is essentially useless. And the graphical mode is a pain in the ass.

      But used properly, the rest of it can be pretty subtle. A decent tolerance and a slow recorrection time will be fairly subtle, and won't squeeze out all your glissandos and expressions. It's great for those long sustained notes that drift out of pitch after two bars becasue the singer's lungs are collapsing.

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  117. Vietnamese perfect pitch link by ehintz · · Score: 4, Informative

    From Discover magazine, a biology study indicates the tonal orientation of their languge gives a large number of them perfect pitch. It also indicates that perfect pitch can be learned given the appropriate environment. So while the parent post may look like a troll, the moderator didn't do their research.

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  118. Best pitch correction technology for audiences = by neonfrog · · Score: 1

    Beer.

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  119. Finally, an explanation! by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    "If you're a bad singer and sing out of tune, it'll turn you into a bad singer who's now singing in tune," Antares's Mr. Alpert said.

    Ah hah! Now I understand Whitney Houston!

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  120. Perfect Pitch - Oh and I thought for a second... by clausiam · · Score: 1

    this would be a savior for the Detroit Tigers...

  121. Tool versus instrument by zoeblade · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's two ways to view things like this. Either as a tool to enhance something (if you can't sing, for example), which is the intended use... Or to be used as an instrument in its own right.

    The latter gets my vote a lot more. Before you get upset and hope it never takes off, just think: Mellotrons haven't replaced orchestras, drum machines haven't replaced drummers, and samplers haven't replaced every other instrument in the history of time. They all sound good in their own right, not as clones of other things.

  122. Just another tool in the arsenal of the Producer by adam872 · · Score: 1

    Automatic pitch correction has been around for some time. I saw a variation of it over ten years ago with the Eventide Harmoniser series (as used by Steve Vai and others). The difference now is that they are a lot more sophisticated and it is harder to tell when one is being used.

    Are they evil? I think they are really not a lot different from all the other tricks you might use on a vocalist's sound: compression (to fatten up the sound), EQ (to notch or boost particular frequencies), reverb (to give it ambience), detuning/chorusing (to thicken the sound) and harmonising (instant vocal harmonies). These techniques have been used live and in recording studios for decades and are considered fair game.

    I personally think a crap vocalist who's in tune is still a crap vocalist. There's more than just perfect pitch. There's got to be a bit of personality and power in the voice too. A slightly off tune Freddie Mercury, Sarah McLachlan or Geoff Tate will still sound better than a perfectly in tune Britney or Kelly Osbourne (to my ears).

    There's an old saying in the music business: crap gear in the hands of a talented professional will still sound better than great gear in the hands of a no talent.

  123. Say it ain't so, Cher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Reba MacIntyre (sic) and Cher are unabashed about travelling with a rack of autotuners, Mr. Alpert said".
    That does it. I'm getting rid of all of my Reba McEntire and Cher CDs effective immediately.
  124. It's All About The Simpsons by MBCook · · Score: 1
    Remember when Bart was in the Party Posse? The hit song was "Yvan Eht Nioj".

    It's been done. Simpsons Episode 1214, from wayyy back on Feb 25th, '01.

    On a serious note, if you can't sing, don't go into music. Don't cheat, just don't go into music. Is it that hard? I wish this could be made illegal.

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  125. Why stop at concerts? by mblase · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apparently, it allows real-time pitch correction. They are actually being used at concerts.

    Wonderful! About time they came up with something to make pop music marginally more tolerable.

    Now if they could just integrate this technology in consumer karaoke machines, I'd be truly grateful.

    1. Re:Why stop at concerts? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Now if they could just integrate this technology in consumer karaoke machines

      Truly brilliant. I don't really have anything useful to say about it, except that's a great idea.

    2. Re:Why stop at concerts? by greendot · · Score: 1

      It's already there. I spent the last year in Vietnam. The news came out in the papers a little before the 2002 Christmas season.

      Although, I didn't get to hear any in action, much to the dissapointment of my bleeding ears.

    3. Re:Why stop at concerts? by Sushi_K · · Score: 1

      The true joy of kareaoke is watching a drunken fool sing completely off key while stumbling around on the stage. Or being that drunken fool and listening to fun ribbing from other drunken friends...

  126. Classical musicians actually practice their art by skizrule · · Score: 1

    Too bad that widespread knowledge of how doctored up even "live" pop concerts are won't add appreciation for live classical music, where the artists work for several hours a day (at least) from early childhood to sufficiently master their art. It doesn't help that fewer and fewer school music programs are still around. Typically, when schools get money, they buy technology, yet when the account goes dry, the arts are the first to go.

  127. as a musician... by incrustwetrust · · Score: 1

    ..as well as an occasional producer... i don't see much of a problem with this. why? because it's not particularly different than using a parametric EQ, compression mic, and a quick bit of digital editing (removing the huge and ridiculously loud breathing that some vocalists have).... if you're going to attack this, you should definitely attack compression....

    in a lot of ways, this comes down to... "how natural do we want it?"... if you just want it to sound good (or so bad you'd have to try... or just alien), this technology is great. if you're some analog-phile who hates digital recording/editing/anything to do "digital" + "music..." of course you'll hate it. it's just a thing of preference.

    and a sidenote: quick uses of pitch correction can be horribly great if you're producing an extremly whiny vocalist... the type who won't do 100 takes just to get the perfect sound;)

  128. Blurring the lines by vanillaspice · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The early part of the 20th century showed blurred lines between musicianship and show business, as live performance was show business. The only way most people got to hear studio recordings at this point was on the radio, as clay records and phonographs were prohibitively expensive. Even as late as the 1960s, most music was recorded live because studio time and studio musician time cost so much. Most of our favorite "oldies" contain imperfections that, if corrected, might completely alter the way we think of them.

    Since then, the line between musicianship and show business grew a little clearer through the use of recording and visual technology, enabling both poor performers/good singers and poor singers/good performers to have their 15 minutes of fame. We ended up seeing a lot of people noting the differences between live performances and studio albums, often opting to not see their favorite acts live because their performances were mediocre.

    Perhaps we experience some conflict over the difference between live performance and studio recording because we expect imperfections in live shows but want flawless recordings. Maybe we don't want "perfect" (sometimes read: inorganic) sounding music in such a spontaneous atmosphere but still want the show to sound like the studio record. The line between musicianship and show business is certainly blurring again, but is it cheating if our expectations have gotten too high?

  129. I've actually used one, and I'm not ashamed... by Blasto.Net · · Score: 1

    Okay, I am in an independant hard rock band called Fusion Ball. And yes, on one of our songs, "The Pain Resides", I used an autotuner.

    You see, my band had two 12 hour days in a studio. One day to record, one day to mix. On the first day of recording, we were so stretched on time for our 3 songs we were recording that we didn't really get an in depth listen on everything. We recorded our parts, said "good enough" and then went on to the next thing.

    Well, the next day, during the mixing session, I realized my vocals were about half a note off for the whole song. Why? I don't know. The other 2 songs along with the other 7 we recorded there earlier had vocals that were just fine. I didn't want to have to pay to go back and re-track the vocals, so the engineer asked if I wanted to use his new "toy" of a rack mount that he called an "auto tuner". Hell, the thing worked like a dream. My off tune parts sounded perfect and on key.

    I have no reason not to use it in certain situations, but using it live, all the time is pretty crappy. When I go hear a band live, I actually like to hear them miss a note every once and a while. Helps me remember that they are still human!

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  130. hasn't been that long by mblase · · Score: 1

    when was the last time you saw an MTV video where the lead singer was ....what's the word.. UGLY?

    Oasis. Next question?

    1. Re:hasn't been that long by amembrane · · Score: 1

      Staind. Fat Joe. Celine Dion.

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    2. Re:hasn't been that long by elmegil · · Score: 1

      Insane Clown Posse (BTW whether Celine is ugly or not is a matter of degree and of opinion. Personally, her nose is kind of odd, but the overall package is not unattractive; perhaps not a 9 or 10, but not "ugly").

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    3. Re:hasn't been that long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? If Celine's ugliness is a matter of opinion, then so is everyone else's ugliness.

  131. Please blame Kid Rock - And drink Coors Lite! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
    as the dirty whoremaster who first really overused this effect on his sappy-ass tune.

    Then blame Clear Channel for playing the living shit out of this ass-nugget.

    Next, blame the mentally challenged public for buying the record, propelling Kid Suck into the rarefied Coors lite atmosphere of sTARDom.

    Don't forget to slap the RIAA around for paying producers to 'make more like this', dooming music to a downward spiraling crap-tunnel.

    Autotune is like any other EFFECT. Pleasing or innovative when sparingly used. Tiresome, boring, lazy, and perfectly capable of destroying a good song when overused. Producers, take note: That's why they call it an 'effect'. Please don't make it the song.

  132. not just for music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lots of asian cultures have a higher-than-average perfect pitch population, b/c their languages are tonal. (in mandarin, for example, a word can be at one pitch high, one pitch low, low going up, low going down, or like a "u" shape).

  133. If only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Milli Vanillie had one of these. Maybe they'd still be around....

  134. Punk by nherc · · Score: 1
    Still, the newer punk bands, such as Sum 41 and Good Charlottes, would sound awful if they weren't corrected with an autotuner.

    Interesting how the writer appears to assume since it's "punk"-based these groups can't sing for shaite. In reality, I'm sure they are less apt to use these 'autotuners' than say miss Britney.

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  135. The work of the Devil by asr_man · · Score: 1

    Ooh, this is a serious affront to the artistic purity of musical performance. Clearly this devil's tool must be banned immediately, along with stage makeup, effects boxes, sampled sound modules, and synthetic instrument materials.

    Duh.

  136. Perfect pitch vs. relative pitch + a soapbox by maynard · · Score: 1

    Let's be clear on the difference between perfect pitch and good relative pitch. With perfect pitch, a singer (or musician) expects A to always start at 440Hz, any deviation will be noticed and annoy the musician. He or she will unlikely be able to work unless all instruments are tuned correctly against a 440Hz A. With good relative pitch, a musician will automatically accept whatever is assigned to A (be it 450Hz or what have you) and then convert up the scale. A very good one will be able to do this both in key and across a chromatic scale in half tones (the notes outside a key). The important point here is that it doesn't take perfect pitch to properly bend notes out of key. And a good musician with relative pitch will work just fine if all instruments are tuned perfectly, whereas most with perfect pitch will go absolutely nuts unless all the instruments are tuned properly.

    None of this has anything to do with hardware autoscaling pitch to key for bad pop singers. I'd would love to see how that equipment would mangle Ella's voice, which just goes to show you how this kind of equipment would limit a *real* singer in her artistry. Hell, those who actually care about quality sound and acoustics aren't going to stadiums to hear their music anyway. Instead they attend local venues and carefully designed concert halls to see real people perform up close and personal. The day I see this crap used at the BSO is the day I give up on live performances in disgust. Ain't gonna happen. Also won't happen at Club Passim or The Middle East (just local Cambridge dives). You want good music? See a local band perform right in front of you. And buy their locally produced CD to help support the musicians directly and screw the RIAA out of a few bucks (enough of that soapbox - we've heard it a million times on /.).

    Cheers,
    Maynard

  137. AIR BRUSHING FOR MUSICIANS! 8*( by enigmals1 · · Score: 1

    Man, I can actually kind of understand newstand air brushing... but voices?! (Andy Rooney voice) Gimme a break!

    I mean how are we suppose to appreciate the human voice when now all we're hearing is a computer?! And when you do get an amaizing voice like Charlotte Church or Celine Dion it will no longer stand out among all the synthetic comercialized cokie-cutter singers.

    If you can't sing... move over and make room for someone who can!!

    (steps off soap box)

  138. !YVAN EHT NIOJ by edashofy · · Score: 1

    ...another device predicted by The Simpsons...

    1. Re:!YVAN EHT NIOJ by sharph · · Score: 1

      The Simpsons episode with the "Studio Magic" came out WAAAAAYYYY after people were using pitch-correction. During the episode, there is a small sample of autotune. If I remember correctly, Ralph was singing "gonna get in love formation" (in the music video) through an auto-tune device. Autotune was actually probably used in the other singing in that episode.

  139. Two Words by Gorbie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Blues Traveller.

    1. Re:Two Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speak for yourself.

  140. I don't know about you guys by devphaeton · · Score: 1

    ... but i can spot Autotune at the very first instance of pitch correction.

    It sucks, it's cheating, and it ruins the music.

    What's worse, i hear some artists (that actually can sing and don't need autotune) using it as an um.... effect.

    Ugh.

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    1. Re:I don't know about you guys by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      I can only spot it if it's used badly. I can't always even spot it doing correction in my own music. I know it is, since I can see the graph, but I can't hear the difference. Granted, I keep the attack-time to "slow" and the tolernace pretty wide, but still.

      Any engineer who knows what they're doing can use autotune to correct a singer who knows what they're doing without "cheating" or ruining anything. It ends up just being a technological timesaver - why retake the track 5 more times at a studio-time cost of $150/hr for that one time where you were a few cents sharp? For a guy like me, who can't afford to spend $300 extra in the studio without basically spending the rest of my production budget, the thing's a lifesaver.

      And before you accuse me of not listening, I've got ears like a...uh, like some animal with really good ears for this sort of thing.

      As an effect - that effect is neat *once*. After that, it's played-out. Cher's done it, it doesn't need to be done anymore. It was bordeline annoying on Daft Punk's last record, even though they were using it to deliberately sound cheesy.

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  141. Autotuners ALSO offer useful harmonization tools by Goldenhawk · · Score: 1

    Autotuners are not solely used for pitch correction. I spent some time playing with one particularly nice unit a year or so ago - about $300 for the box. In addition to pitch correction (which was WAY cool to play with, by the way), it also offered harmonization. If the unit were hooked up to a MIDI keyboard or sequencer and it could determine which chords were being played, it would automatically add harmony to the main note being sung. The amount of pitch correction, harmony, and original (uncorrected) vocals could be mixed on the console. The harmony is based on the original voice, so how good it sounds is largely a function of how good the performer sounds by themself - it's not exactly a crutch.

    Okay, I'll instantly agree that the pitch correction can be horribly abused. I got a real shocking lesson in this while in college, going to see a pop band whose albums I adored. Well, in person they flat-out stunk. After a fashion I lost my innocence that night.

    But the harmonizer has an interesting use. In a small performance setting, i.e., one guy and a guitar and a drum machine/sequencer, the harmonizer can enable him to put on a very rich concert without backup singers. This is great for some classes of performers - especially the travelling small artist who does coffeehouse-style playing. They can do live original music, even taking requests, and the audience is treated to a very rich sonic experience, knowing that in the end it's still the artist's skill - if he can't appropriately handle the hardware, it won't sound good, no matter how expensive it is.

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  142. polish a turd? by z-kungfu · · Score: 1

    why yes we can, and have been for sometime, the 1st time with an UltraHarmonizer, and the technology just keeps getting better, or worse as the case may be... But now we have really shiny turds... and if you have any sense you can pick out the turds really quick...

  143. What a Hoot (this one's on-key) by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
    "The driving force behind this trend has been the fans themselves, who now have a more educated ear and can tell if something is off-key, industry experts said."

    The fans can tell when something's off key, but the people they go see can't sing on-key? Is something wrong with this picture? (No, we're in the USA!)

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    1. Re:What a Hoot (this one's on-key) by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      No, there's nothing wrong with this picture.

      Seriously. Speaking as a live performer, I can address this.

      You ever sung live onstage in a sh*tty club? If you're *lucky* and you've got a good soundguy, you can hear most of yourself through the monitors. And if you happen to move around onstage, you can't always guarantee there'll be a monitor close to you. And it's gunna be loud - even if you've got your head in the monitor case you still might not be able to hear everything you need. Plus your monitors are rarely isolated from reflections from front-of-house so you end up with a lot of reverb, delay and a nice chorus effect mixed in with the signal you need to hear whether you want it or not. Basically, as a singer you can't hear at all what you're doing and are relying on instinct and what little sound is filtering through your skull.

      You can be offkey and not hear it until it's too late, or just not be able to do anything about it. Or you might not be able to hear it at all becasue you can't hear yourself over the noise of the venue. However, front-of-house as giant stacks pumping you out at greatly amplified volumes, and they don't get the chorusing your monitors do. In a lot of cases, the audience can hear things you can't. Oh, sure, in a good venue you can hear yourself, you're not made deaf by FOH reflections, and you've gone out and bought yourself a nice set of in-ear mons. But there's no guarantee. I've played gigs in venues where there were two monitors for a band with 4 members - not only was I forced to deal with a crapy house sound system, but I had to share my vocal monitoring with my bassist. LUkcily we could turn him down and he didn't care (he's a bassist after all) but still, that's the kind of thing you're up against. It's not like you get up onstage and everything sounds like it does through the vocal headphones in the studio.

      I've recently seen a band with a really amazing vocalist. I've heard this guy sing, and he can *sing*. But when they're gigging, there's an autotuner in the mix, just for this reason - to correct his pitch when he can't hear himself.

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  144. it is like using... by u19925 · · Score: 1

    a computer printing for art painting. just give the photo of the model or scene to computer and start painting. if you are off-color or shape, the printer will correct it...

  145. Uh, no. by Shenkerian · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Perfect pitch (aka absolute pitch) is not at all required for "absolute mastery" of music, and can even be a hindrance.

    When you're singing or playing in an ensemble that's out of absolute tune but in tune with itself, you have the unpleasant choice of staying in absolute tune and going out of tune with the group or adjusting and hearing things out of tune, which is jarring.

    For a simpler example, imagine trying to improvize in C on a clarinet and hearing the music in Bb. Now that's jarring.

    Unbelievably good relative pitch is required for "absolute mastery" of music. Perfect pitch is just a party trick.

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    1. Re:Uh, no. by Moeses · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You're right on. Furthermore, having perfect pitch isn't a binary thing. I've known people with varying degrees of 'perfect pitch' and learned a little from it.

      One person might be able to tell you that a note is an A 440, but if they hadn't done music for a few days they're sense might shift a little and they wouldn't notice that a note they were hearing was an A 441 instead of an A 440. This is still enough of an ability to be called perfect pitch. Other people can hear even more accurately, which might be a hinderance, as orchestras do tune to different A's in different parts of the world. Japanese orchestras tend to tune sharper (A442 for example) that US orchestras (A440).

      Some people only have perfect pitch for sounds they are familiar with, like a select group of instruments, others have a better developed sense and can tell you the fundemental pitch that your refridgerator is running at.

      Some people don't have perfect pitch, but still get similar results be being really intimate with the sound of their instrument. I don't have perfect pitch, but if I've been practicing something sometimes it gets stuck in my head for days so well that if I hear a bass (what I play) play a certain note a couple days later I can tell it's a D, for example. It's not reliable, and my relative pitch isn't even the best, but this happens to me.

      Another interesting thing is that some researchers believe in general people are born with perfect pitch and quickly loose the ability because it's not used.

    2. Re:Uh, no. by Shenkerian · · Score: 1
      Another interesting thing is that some researchers believe in general people are born with perfect pitch and quickly loose the ability because it's not used.

      That's a really interesting concept.. I don't suppose you have a quick link handy to research? I've often wondered what sorts of psychological research has been done on perfect pitch, as it's incredibly niche and irrelevant.

      You're right that perfect pitch varies. I've known people who could listen to complex polyphonic music and pretty much instantly name its key. One of them claimed that keys had specific colours to him, which must be nice for him as a Ph.D. in music analysis.

      I have perfect pitch in that I can name a given note or sing a named one, but to identify the key of a tune I need to first identify the tonic using relative pitch, then identify that note.

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    3. Re:Uh, no. by basso · · Score: 1

      The best singer I've ever sung with not only has perfect pitch, he has it in at least two different tunings. If you're singing at modern concert pitch he can give you an A440. But most early music is at A415. He can give you any named note in that tuning.

      He also can give you a named note in just temperament if you prefer that to Well Tempered Clavier equal temperament.

    4. Re:Uh, no. by Moeses · · Score: 1

      That's just sick!

      I belong to the 'close enough for jazz' group myself, but maybe that's just because I'm lazy and lack real talent. :)

    5. Re:Uh, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people are born with perfect pitch and quickly loose the ability

      Kind of like the ability to distinguish between lose and loose?

    6. Re:Uh, no. by Moeses · · Score: 1

      Heh, I have a 'flexi-pitch' voice, I have trouble matching a played pitch, but that's my vocal chords, not my ear.

      The first link off google for "perfect pitch birth loss" is http://www.theuniversityhospital.com/healthlink/ma yjune2001/html/shorts/babyperfect.htm.

      One of the reasons this was looked into is (now this is from my fuzzy memory) that some languages require the use of perfect pitch, and since no one in the culture had a problem with that it's obviously not as elusive of a skill as commonly viewed in western culture. I believe the language was a chinese dialect.

    7. Re:Uh, no. by Moeses · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, or maybe I should just put a nose around your neck and strangle you good.

    8. Re:Uh, no. by Kruid · · Score: 1

      as i've learned it, perfect pitch is the ability to recgonize/recall any specific pitch isntantly. Absolute pitch, is the ability to recognize a given pitch in context - by recognizing an interval (a third higher than the previous pitch).
      think absolute path, for an analogy.

      otherwise, i pretty much agree with you.
      k

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    9. Re:Uh, no. by CoughDropAddict · · Score: 1

      He also can give you a named note in just temperament if you prefer that to Well Tempered Clavier equal temperament.

      The "Well-Tempered" in "Well-Tempered Clavier" does not refer to equal temperament.

    10. Re:Uh, no. by Webmonger · · Score: 1

      No, absolute pitch is perfect pitch. The ability to recognize a given pitch in context is relative pitch.

    11. Re:Uh, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, them's the brakes..

    12. Re:Uh, no. by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 1

      I intentionally developed the ability in high school using certain pitches as reference points. For instance, I know what a "B" sounds like at all times (from the Journey song, "Faithfully"), what a "D" sounds like (from the Journey song, "Open Arms"), and what a G sounds like (from the Depeche Mode song, "Somebody"). From those, I can work semitones to whatever pitch I'm hearing or need to sing, and it became second nature after a while.

      On the other hand, I don't have nearly a perfect ability to hold a note when singing. I make use of Antares Auto-Tune on my recordings, and you can graphically see how far off you are. I do massive numbers of retakes to get as close as I can, but occasionally there's just a note you can't hit cleanly for one reason or another that a judicious application of pitch-shifting can fix in a jiffy.

      It's much, much, much faster to pitch-correct a couple of takes of a track than to do twenty takes of the same thing. And that, to me, is a really big deal when producing music on a deadline. I can get to the meat of what I want to get across without spending days in the studio trying to get one line perfect.

      That's really what it boils down to: improvement of a performance for only the cost of the pitch-correction. Most musicians would take the choice of getting more free time with no downside; I'm happily in that camp.

    13. Re:Uh, no. by Psychic+Burrito · · Score: 1

      I've got PP myself and it's really like "color hearing". If you're interested in the matter, I suggest the following page, which has an incredible amount of information about the subject matter:

      Perfect Pitch Ear Training.

      Interestingly enough, PP can be trained, and a certain course that sounds like snake oil really worked for me. And it also gives another meaning to the title of this article "Perfect Pitch for Those Withouth It".

    14. Re:Uh, no. by cei · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've got a D from the first note of David Gilmour's first guitar solo in "Comfortably Numb." I think it's the only note I've held onto that I'm aware of.

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    15. Re:Uh, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone with perfect pitch, I have to agree. Singing does not come easy for me, but I do know when I am not in pitch. I could never play clarinet because of the teachers teaching that this note is not what it really is for that fingering. Perfect pitch IS a party trick and it sucks ass when people keep asking me "What's this note?" Then hit some random item or play on something, or after a bell rings. It gets annoying.

    16. Re:Uh, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, some data from a linguist:

      A baby can recognize and process any sound. By the time that baby is 10 months old, they know which sounds matter in their language and which sounds are not a part of their language.

      I believe that perfect pitch needs to be learned at a very young age as a linguistic construct; if it is part of a language, the person will have perfect pitch.

      If people had to learn learn solresol as a first language, they would definitely have perfect pitch (and probably be excellent musicians).

  146. Just how much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder just how much one of these are... would make a great shower gift ;-)

  147. Warning labels? Why not? by dcigary · · Score: 2, Informative

    Only this time, they've decided not to label the new CD with a warning. "We can't put a sticker that says no computers were used in the making of this record," he said. "It'd really make us look like jerks, but there's not going to be any of that."

    Why not? Tom Scholz of Boston has been putting the "no synthesizers or computers used" on Boston albums since Don't Look Back, their second album.

    Then again, I don't know what exactly he calls his racks and racks of Rockman sound processing equipment, but they sure look like computers to me!

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  148. Why this is a good thing for Slashdot by danila · · Score: 1

    1) Like with diamonds, there is artificial scarcity of good singers. If this technology can turn everyone into Pavarotti, good for us all.
    2) RIAA claims that music is expensive to make. If this technology can make this process cheaper (record the album in one take instead of spending a whole month), they lose the right to complain about P2P sharing.

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  149. I hate it by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd be embarrassed to use this sort of thing. If you can't sing/play on key, on command, you don't belong on the stage. Being a real musician is hard work, and that means you perform when you are supposed to. And you do a damn good job at it, every time. And if you aren't in the mood, or you're upset, or whatever, you do it anyway. If you're going to use a safety net like this, you may as well lip-sync to the studio track.

    I know this sounds like a harsh approach, but that's the world of the professional musician. I have to question the work ethic of a musician who would need something like this. If you were the leader a band (especially one wth 12+ members), would you want the singer to have a special little box "just in case" he/she made a mistake? I'd rather get a singer who is confident he/she won't make those mistakes. There are more musicians than gigs, so to make it, you have to be there whenever they ask, and don't fuck up.

    Pop stars are obviously a different matter, thought. They are much more glamorous, and typically less talented and don't work as hard as the pro musician. They are tossed into a studio to record the next "hit" written by a room full of boring-looking writers, quickly whisked away to a dance studio where the star is yelled at for hours until he/she can dance like a rock star, then a bus takes the soon-to-be-one-hit-wonder around the country while Clearchannel plays the hell out of the new song. This is the kind of person who needs a safety net like that. This is not the kind of person who spent years writing and practicing, accepting any gig that came along, playing to sometimes empty clubs, sometimes double-booking rather than turning down a gig, and driving for five hours to play a four-hour gig. While that may sound like hell to the non-musicians out there, it is exactly the kind of experience that most real musicians go through, and if it weren't for the genuine love of music, nobody would do it. But through that process, the musician learns a lot of discipline, and is ready to sight-read through forty charts with a band full of strangers. Ask the musician if he/she needs a device like this.

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    1. Re:I hate it by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a real musican who has:

      spent years writing and practicing
      played gigs in inconvenient places
      accepting any gig that came along (well, except that one in texas we couldn't afford)
      playing to small audiences,
      sight-reading with a bunch of strangers...

      I love it.

      Okay, yeah, it's abused by people who can't sing.

      But people who can, can use it subtley and well. And live it can be a godsend to even real musicians who *can* sing. Half the time onstage you're flying blind, since house sound sucks so much you can't hear yourself. In the studio it's no substitute for overdubs, and retakes, but if you waver slightly, it can catch it and fix it and save you having to spend another $300 on studio time while you do 15 more retakes to try and fix that one stupid note out of an otherwise perfectly good performance. If I flub a take or drop a note badly, yeah, I'm gunna rerecord it, but for a teensy error...who's gunna notice? Sometimes, though, you don't even notice that it's out (sometime's it isn't, even) until everything's been well-mixed with the rest of the tracks - at this point, re-recording everything in the studio again just isn't feasible, especially to a band on a razor-thin budget. Have autotune or whatever pitch-shift things by a few cents and you can save your mix.

      So before you generalize about the "kind of person who uses an autotuner" be aware that many, many people use it, and you probably never even knew it. Sure, it's not going to find its way into the recording of the London Philharmonic, but these days most pro studios have and use autotune in some form or another, and you probably never even notice the results.

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  150. Uh...heh heh...Yeah...heh heh by Gorbie · · Score: 1

    Just ask those who worship Phish

    Yeah...people who worship Phish aren't mindless at their concerts. Stoned to the point theat they can hardle stand, but not mindless. The guys in the tie-die sarongs definitely had it together when they got dressed, too.

    But Neal Schon was fantastic. Gotta give you that!

  151. I can tell none of you are musicians. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Simply by all of the comments already made. For starters, any real musician who plays every note perfectly on pitch will sound odd. Why? Because such an autotuner will automatically "correct" any tonal variance that is added for musicality, such as vibrato, bending, slides, etc. The cases where one needs completely on tune notes is very small compared to the instances where "out of tuneness" is needed. Such devices are useful for salvaging cases where the recording is way out of whack, but don't think that's it's a matter of setting the machine to "fix this" and that's it. Items like these are used more like code optimizers are, lots of tedious going back and forth. And to use this in a live setting? The machine would truly be a hindrance. There are just too many times when the machine would inhibit the notes that really need to be slightly off.

    The only ones who would truly benefit from one of these machines in a live setting are those who are truly bad singers. The artificial sound of the pitch shifting would be an improvement over these persons' naturally bad voice.

    1. Re:I can tell none of you are musicians. by devilspgd · · Score: 3, Funny

      The only ones who would truly benefit from one of these machines in a live setting are those who are truly bad singers

      So basically what you're saying is that the RIAA has already started distributing them to their artists?

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    2. Re:I can tell none of you are musicians. by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      This is the kind of thing that I feel is wrong wiht the so-called music of today! So many of the bands are 'fabricated' by the industry...made to look sexy for the masses...hand fed songs using studio tricks to make them sound passable...

      The talent portion and 'soul' behind the music is gone...that's what I think is killing music today. I'd much rather in the day, seen the Stones get up and play...they sounded hardly like their albums, but, when on stage..you could 'feel' the energy...Keith and Mick Taylor/Ronnie Wood crunching out chords..Jagger jumping all around...they made an audience part of the experience. I'd rather see Jimmy Page of Zeppelin get up and try to blister out a million notes per/sec on the guitar...hell, he flubbed tons of them...but, there was soul and feeling behind the music. Who cared if Robt's voice broke on occasion...the whole live show was an experience...

      Unfortunately....groups today..in many cases don't have that feeling to their music. The pre-fabbed groups don't pay their dues in bars...concert after concert grinding it out and perfecting into show bands as did the bands of old.

      I miss the days where the albums were just something to get you excited to go SEE the group in person...'cause they had showmanship and would play the songs as they felt it that night. You didn't expect it to be 'just like the record'...in fact, I was disappointed if there wasn't some improv. in each song. Dancing and choreography isn't bad, but, should take 2nd place to the performance.

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    3. Re:I can tell none of you are musicians. by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      This is the kind of thing that I feel is wrong wiht the so-called music of today! So many of the bands are 'fabricated' by the industry...made to look sexy for the masses...hand fed songs using studio tricks to make them sound passable...

      Today? Go back about 40 years. The Monkees of the mid 60's were the same. A TV show that generated the fabricated band.

    4. Re:I can tell none of you are musicians. by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
      Who cared if Robt's voice broke on occasion...

      Amazingly, it didn't on How the West was Won, where Immigrant Song was perfect.

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    5. Re:I can tell none of you are musicians. by Golias · · Score: 3, Interesting
      You can go back farther than that. I'm sure that singing ability was far from the first criteria Gilbert and Sullivan relied on when selecting the leading ladies for their operas.

      Every musician who cares about their art needs to come to terms with the fact that 99% of their craft is practiced in the service of an entertainment industry that doesn't give a crap about artistic greatness. It's all about getting money out of the hands of listeners, and into the hands of promoters/patrons/labels/etc. Always has been. If Handel and Beethoven had to deal with this kind of shit in their day, what makes you so special?

      If you want to be an "artist", the best thing you can do is just keep working at mastering your craft and not worry about the millions of dollars it seems that an army of inferior musicians are making. They are doing something which doesn't really resemble what you are doing... something which pays better. So either put on a miniskirt and join them *cough*Jewel*cough* or just be happy doing what you are doing. Either way, don't whine about it. Nobody else cares, and you can't make them.

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    6. Re:I can tell none of you are musicians. by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 1

      Hate to disagree here, but this is pure nostalgia on your part. "Back when I was a young'un, things were so much better". There are a ton of bands with excellent talent today, supported by record labels that are not the massive pre-packaged dreck you refer to. The music market is much more massive than it used to be, with the few top studios releasing fewer artists with more mass appeal, but you don't have to look very hard to find bands with amazing live presence.

      Just check out Garageband. Excellent music (and utter crap) is more accessible today than ever, and there's more talent than ever before because the price barrier to entry has been lowered. Get past the romanticized notions of yesteryear, and go check out a few live bands at your local stage. You'll be disappointed a lot, but occasionally absolutely blown away.

    7. Re:I can tell none of you are musicians. by malfunct · · Score: 1

      I think there is also the psychological fact that you like what you grew up with factored in here. I really like the music I grew up with in the late 80's and early 90's and since its SO easy for me to get that music (cd's have a great shelf life) I don't take much time to listen to new music.

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    8. Re:I can tell none of you are musicians. by KiahZero · · Score: 1

      There are still bands that have feeling to their music - I went to see Pearl Jam for the first time this summer, and it was amazing. Saw Audioslave too - I have a feeling they're going to be around for awhile (if only because Tom Morello kicks ass).

      By the way, Aerosmith is far superior to the Stones. =D

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    9. Re:I can tell none of you are musicians. by pointbeing · · Score: 1

      I'm a bass player and have occasionally used a pitch processor. Vibrato, bending and slides are possible with a pitch processor because once you're outside of the device's set tolerance the device will just let the note pass. Even fretless instruments work just fine. With my own gear I can tell the difference between a processed note and a real one - but in a live performance I doubt many people could. They're kinda useful for me if I just put on a new set of strings and things haven't settled in quite yet - a pitch processor will keep me accurate since tuning in the middle of a song is sorta unprofessional :) Although you can use one to transpose music to another key if you wanted to, an earlier poster's comment about the more you correct the worse it sound is spot on. You're not gonna make a singer who sounds like someone beating a cat come off like Celine Dion. Or maybe you could :)

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    10. Re:I can tell none of you are musicians. by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      how ironic, i was at a club performance by Andrew W.K. tonight, and thats exactly what it was like, except you missed ppl jumping on the stage and andrew wk letting em shout into the mike=P the opening band was pretty good to (black halo). I don't give a fuck if they sound like the CD, hell i couldn't really hear the vocals alot of the time, but thats not what i'm there for. And thats something a manufactured band doesn't have. The artical mentions and good charollet or whatever, and thats what i first thuaght when i saw their video... fake... crappy. And sum41 isn't much better.

      At least there are SOME good bands out there, but you have to wade thru the crap out there first.

      And I don't buy CDs, not fucking worth it at all!! (cd 20$ cnd, this concert at a club was 25$cnd.... WTF!) but i sure as hell will go to live performances at clubs/bars/whatever. Thats where the entertainment is

    11. Re:I can tell none of you are musicians. by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      I've never viewed albums as the equivalent of a teaser to see the band live. If the music on the album is good enough, then I'd also be inclined to see what they're like live. That said, most bands have always been utterly boring live.

      I do expect quality when I see a band live, I expect the band to make a reasonable effort to play properly and in tune. As an example consider pre-Rattle and Hum U2 - their concerts were tight, but these days they sound like a bunch of tuneless amateurs. Spending more time on being showy and trying to outdo other concerts with idiotic fluff rather than concentrating on putting out decent music. There are those rare groups like Pink Floyd who manage to do spectacular concerts and decent music at the same time, but then they practically pioneered this type of thing.

      It would be great if bands would drop all the choreographed rubbish, get out there, play and just do whatever feels right at the time. It should be live, not an exact replica of the concert they did in every other city around the world.

    12. Re:I can tell none of you are musicians. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean they had actual SKILL???? Oh my god, what a rare concept!

  152. Re:Be sure not to lose sight of the part that matt by Mattcelt · · Score: 1

    I sound like a stepped-on frog when I sing, no amount of computer trickery is going to make me into a Christina whatsherface.

    Liselle is absolutely right... At least about the second part (I've never heard this person sing, so I can't speak to that.) But I can't believe that no one has pointed this out yet... we're talking about *pitch*, people! This has NOTHING to do with the tonal quality of the voice! There are some people who still sound pretty bad even when they sing on pitch (think Fran Dresher)!

    The *quality* of the voice is much more important in the long run than the pitch. Even when I sing absolutely on pitch, I still can't match the absolute tonal beauty of Andrea Bocelli. The tibmre of the voice is still a major factor in vocal beauty even when pitch is removed from the equation.

  153. This is a good thing. Who needs "artists"? by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Take any reasonably slim, boob jobed 'actress' throw some generic blonde look at her face, pump her voice through a synthesizer, teach her some basic ass shaking and dress her up like a slut.

    I want 5% of the gross of that so my grandchildren will never have to work a day in their lives.

  154. Cinema by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 1

    They are actually being used at concerts.

    They also use it in the movies.

    Ever heard of Brad Pitch ?

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  155. Re:Be sure not to lose sight of the part that matt by Stingr · · Score: 1

    "Frankly, I can almost appreciate the attention to detail that people will go to to protect my ears from bad notes."

    I think that you're confusing attention to details and laziness.

    I've been a musician for 16 years and I've worked very hard to sound as good as I can. I've spent countless hours practicing and honing my skills so that when I play or sing I can be happy with what comes out. That's attention to detail.

    What this does is allow people to be lazy. You don't need to try your best and work hard because a machine will do it for you.

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  156. Probably used in baseball too by OneIsNotPrime · · Score: 1
    I bet Nolan Ryan and all those other big league pitchers were using this too. I knew his perfet pitches were too good to be natural. All this corruption in pro athletics just makes me sick.

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  157. Perfect Pitch by El · · Score: 1

    In the Bluegrass community, "perfect pitch" is defined as tossing a banjo into an outhouse without hitting the rim...

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  158. Man, the irony by Savatte · · Score: 1

    On the day when Wesley Willis's death is all over the news. If there was ever an artist who proved that singing on key is not necessary, it was Wesley Willis.

  159. Messing up lyrics live by Moe+Yerca · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I sincerely enjoyed seeing Roger Water's screw up the lyrics to 'Mother' on stage in Indianapolis in '99 or '00. That was fantastic.

    1. Re:Messing up lyrics live by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb
      Mother, do you think they'll like this, er, uhh.. song?

    2. Re:Messing up lyrics live by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw him in Portland. I thought his performance of "Each Small Candle" alone was worth the price of admission. I was extremely disappointed when "In the Flesh" came out, and his intro didn't make it onto the CD.

  160. Things like this make me cry by billyradcliffe · · Score: 1

    As a musician, these sort of devices make me very upset. To me, music is something that's in your blood, and not everbody has the skill, which is why not everyone is a musician. Therefore, if you can't sing, quite simply, you shouldn't be singing. This just goes to show that music has become, in a way, just a product. Very depressing.

  161. Mistakes can be good.... by Kane+Skalter · · Score: 1

    Just listen to Chuck Berry. He's notorius for never stopping a show to tune or change his guitars. Sure, the guitar was out of tune. So what? He let his soul hang out and everybody was having fun! Nobody cared that he sometimes ended up playing in Ab when the band was in A. It seems to me that the Autotuner would somewhat spoil the magic of not caring about the pitch. However, for a guitarist concerned about pitch, it would mean not having to stop the show.

    So puzzle me this: how would the Autotuner account for deliberate accidentals/chromatic runs/blue notes? Would it turn D-D#-E into D-E-E if set to key of Am?

  162. umm... yeah... let's see you pitch bend by musiholic · · Score: 1
    for the duration of a 20 minute piece on a classical guitar...

    Do not lecture me on intonation. I am merely stating that someone was using this, and was upfront about the machine's use.

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  163. Billy Corgan uses it all the time... by mmuskratt · · Score: 1

    He got the idea from Bono of U2

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  164. Sometimes they're used for off-pitch by flinxmeister · · Score: 1

    But both me and my producer agreed that it was NOT a replacement for singing correctly and on pitch.

    Instead, we'd set it so that it would slowly "grab" the tone to tighten things up a bit. This was particularly true in 'stacked' situations where up to 4 vocals were singing the same note.

    In fact, sometimes we actually used it to make a stack just a hair flat or short...to give the sound a nice buzzy presence effect. Basically we used it as a creative tool and not to cheat. If I was off on something, we'd laugh and do it again...we NEVER relied on the box to fix something.

    It's just like everything else...you can use technology for creativity or to cover imperfection. I'd rather get it as perfect as humanly possible, and leave the electronics for the creativity angle.

  165. Ahh. The Music Industry. by peatbakke · · Score: 1

    Lots o' ranting going on about how the music industry sucks. Understandable. But before ya'll get bent out of shape about how music sucks today, and how things are over produced, and how you have to look good to get any attention, and blah blah blah ... take a look at http://www.cdbaby.com/

    Looks intimidating. No familiar faces. Hmm. Could be sketchy.

    But wait! By God, there's almost FIFTY THOUSAND hours of music you've never heard, from musicians you've probably never heard of. Independent musicians. Good musicians, too.

    If you're tired of big label big production big boobies little talent Top 40 schmucks ... there are options out there. Instead of complaining, spend a couple of bucks to try something new and support a local artist who isn't 0wn3d by the RIAA.

    Cheers!

  166. Excellent! by eGabriel · · Score: 1

    I am really happy to hear that everyone is so down on making music sound perfect. The music I make pretty much sucks, and I can barely sing at all, but if that's what people like, right on! I may even drag some notes around in my sequencer to make sure I really suck.

    Hrm, sometimes I do a good take though. I wonder if there is a product that is the opposite of autotune, that can put my voice out of tune so I can get street cred.

    I'm with y'all on this. Just look at Rush, Dream Theatre, Yes, Genesis, Frank Zappa... just because you hit every note doesn't mean you can make music anyone would want to actually listen to.

    1. Re:Excellent! by CrosseyedPainless · · Score: 1

      Massive agreement. Every time I hear Mariah Carey, I think: "Wow! She can do things with her voice no one else can! I really wish she wouldn't, though...."

  167. Britney Spears Gaff on MTV by kev0153 · · Score: 1

    I remember flipping through the channels one day and stoping on MTV. Briney was up there half naked as usaul so I stopped to watch. When she was done "signing" her song the VJ started to interview her. When she started to talk, it was barley audible. The sound technicans had turned the level down so low that you couldn't hear her real signing voice and only the tape. I guess they forgot to turn it up after she was done with the performance.

  168. Well, maybe here's another point of view by JustAnotherReader · · Score: 1
    I have a friend who performs on Chapman Stick, uses a drum machine, and sings. To fill up his sound he uses a version of this autotuner that creates backup vocals of male or female voices. He can program the key and the type of harmony he wants. It's all based off of his real voice, but it's building a set of new voices that are singing different notes. He uses it because it adds to the fullness of his sound. Nobody seems offended when he's using this device live. He even makes a joke of it:

    [singer] Are you guys ready?
    [5 male voices in harmony] Yeah, we're ready. Go ahead.
    And by the way, it sounds great.

    I've also heard quite a few live singers try to sing when the monitor mix is too quiet. When a singer can't hear themselves they tend to sing flat. It's actually quite a common problem with live shows so I can see having a device like this to "clean up" those kinds of problems.

    So why are people not concerned with my friend using essentially the same device to add backup vocals to his music, but they're upset about a live singer using the device to touch up their performance?

    I was at the Idyllwild Jazz Festival this weekend and I heard a woman singing flat when she couldn't hear herself in the monitors. It wasn't pleasent.

  169. Re:Natural Progression toward process by yintercept · · Score: 1

    Often process is more important than raw talent. Or I should say the art is in defining the process. The grand master painters of the Renaissance usually had scores of assistants. The master artist defined the process and the apprentices carried out the process. Chiluly is a good example of this today.

    The quality of the recording and playing equipment is also extremely important.

    What happens in pop music is that people want young idols. So the industry has a process defined by veterans. The implementation of the process takes place by 'merican idol wannabes.

  170. thats jack by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    Wilson Philips They weren't dogs. I thought the blond one was pretty hot actually.

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  171. Why does this not suprise me? by Ken+Broadfoot · · Score: 1

    "Instead, the music industry is divided over the use of computer hardware called autotuners, used by acts such as Britney Spears and ''N Sync to make sweeter music on the days when they can't quite hit those tricky notes."

    Do yourself a favor. Buy a copy of Abbey Road on vinyl And listen to music they way it was and shall never be again. Be sad. Very very sad.

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  172. Re:Britney Spears Gaff (sic) on MTV by JLyle · · Score: 1
    When she was done "signing" her song the VJ started to interview her.
    Poke fun if you like. I think it's admirable that she chose to sign her song for the hearing-impaired members of the audience.
  173. It's a Tool, used to sell a Product by StaticEngine · · Score: 1
    I am a musician, and I know very few fellow musicians who don't use Autotune, or some variant.

    It's a tool, like any other tool in the studio, and it's used to achieve a certain effect (getting notes on key) without going back and tracking a difficult passage dozens of times. Sure, artists could do that, but it's a massive waste of time, and a source of frustration. As a tool, it's no less invalid than compressors, digital reverb units and effects processors, and anything else that's available to the modern musician. If using an Autotune unit (or the software) is fake, than so is adding reverb with a processor instead of recording every instrument live in a large hall.

    Consumers want a musical product that is enjoyable, and a large portion of that enjoyment comes from the quality and professionalism that a polished and on-key composition delivers. If you're interested in the pure art, then go listen to some live acoustic musicians at a coffee house, or vote with your dollars by only listening to artists who don't use Autotune.

    But for 99% of working bands, playing live shows on tour means living out of a van for perhaps several months at a time, not an ideal environment for keeping your voice in top notch shape. If an inexpensive box or piece of software can help them deliver the high quality performance that their fans expect, and that helps them pay their rent when they get home, then there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

    1. Re:It's a Tool, used to sell a Product by dpu · · Score: 1

      FWIW, adding reverb to a sound is a lot different than using an autotuner to correct that sound. Reverb doesn't substantially modify the sound of an intrument - or it's pitch, timbre, or tone. It's an additive effect, and 99.9% of the population would not be able to tell the difference between a natural reverb and a well designed electronic one. However, autotuning DOES substantially modify the original signal, specifically pitch, though it also changes to timbre to some degree. 99.9% of the population would be able to tell the difference between a singer hitting the note, and a singer being helped to hit the note - given a side-by-side comparison on good equipment. But when autotuning is used as an effect - to correct small variations here and there, or to provide a distinct sound that fits the music (trance, anyone?) - it is nearly invisible to most people - they wouldn't know it was being used. And that's the way it should be.

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  174. Man, this seems so ... old news... by rongage · · Score: 1

    For those of you who don't know, this stuff has been around for quite some time, I'm thinking years...

    First of all, a little company called Eventide has been making pitch shifters for literally decades. The H969 has been capable of using an external control voltage to vary the amount of shift since it was released to the market back in the late 80's. The newer H-3000's were MIDI capable, again allowing for remote control of how much to shift the pitch of the incoming signal. The H-3000's have been around since the early 90's.

    Next, I don't remember if it was Synclavier, Emulator/EM-U Systems, or Fairlight systems (no longer in business) that came out with the first pitch-to-midi convertor - again back in the late 80's.

    The point is that there were people doing this way back then, using pitch-tracking hardware and pitch shifting hardware in a way to create pitch corrected output of singers - and I am talking about in live concerts, not rebroadcasts, not recordings, but live.

    Let's not even get into the issue of the number of live bands I've seen where the band used DAT for the group vocals in concert. I'm not talking bar bands either!

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  175. autotune/Nashville by son_of_asdf · · Score: 1

    It has been said more than once here in Nashville that if Autotune was a time bomb, Music Row would have been wiped off the face of the earth some time ago.

    In all seriousness, one of the first things that a lot of potential clients ask you is if you have "that pitch box," read as Antares Autotune. This is generally a good sign that this is not a client that you are going to enjoy doing vocals with. Heavy application of the autotune is SOP in a lot of studios around here, and the music has suffered greatly as a result.

    For some textbook examples of how to deploy the Autotune in a production environment, just refer to anything by Shania Twain; she's the poster child for vocals enhanced by Antares! around here.

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  176. Re:Britney Spears Gaff (sic) on MTV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're being sarky, but he _meant_ to say 'signing'. she was coreographing her 'song'.

  177. Studio use is the issue by fuzzeli · · Score: 1

    I think there's a confluence of things going on here, but I'm primarily entertained by the notion that use of this device somehow undermines the artistic merit of pop.

    The issue IMHO is not that the audience is somehow more discerning and will demand refunds if britney is a few cents flat, but that the audience expects to hear live performances that sound substantially like the track from the CD that's been burned into their minds. The artists use autotuners and more extensive vocal processing in the studio, and whether or not the audience realizes what it is, the result is very distinctive, and if they should happen to hear the unprocessed star, something is obviously missing.

    Personally, I don't like the sound of it, but I don't really care, as I am not laboring under the misapprehension that pop stars are inherently talented.

    Use the tools, sell some noise, what's the difference? It's not like britney is purporting to be 100% genuine by any measure.

  178. How many hoped .... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    .... for a picuture of a nakid girl (guy) in a shower singing?

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  179. Perfect pitch? by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    I thought "perfect pitch" referred to an above average ability to discern small changes in pitch.

    I knew a guy who could sit 30 rows back in the theater, listen to a note on the grand piano, any note, and tell you what one it was. Furthermore, if you plucked a guitar string, he could tell you what note it was, and how far out of tune it was, with an uncanny accuracy.

    Was he a great prodigal singer? No... though I suppose such a talent would come in handy as a singer.

    Singing in tune and perfect pitch have little to do with each other....

  180. Not new, in case there's any confusion by dpu · · Score: 1

    Just throwing a note in here: electronic pitch correction has been around for years and years. Not as many years as tube distortion, no, but longer than that fake jet flyby on "White America" (Eminem) - which, by the way, is done by an Evantide Harmonizer (probably the 3000, but might be a higher model), a rackmount that also does pitch correction/shifting/multiplying. In any case, just in case anyone here (including the /. editors) didn't realize it, pitch correction has been heard on albums since the 60's. Back then it was usually done manually by recording a slightly speed-modified track off one tape machine to another, so it wasn't very common due to it's difficulty - and the necessity of having 2 tape machines. The last 2 decades have seen the technology mature into something usefull. Unfortunately, it's ease of use also lends itself to abuse. Anyways, my $0.02: pitch correction/shifting/multiplying is an effect and should be used as such. Don't blame Kid Rock for being the first abuser. If anyone, blame Cher and her production team. Under time constraints, it can be a shortcut to touch up occasional errors (the same way reverb can be used to soften harsh notes, or distortion modified to cover problems), but under normal circumstances, I wouldn't use it as a primary sound (like Cher or Kid Rock) without a damn good reason - and a bad singer is NOT a damn good reason.

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  181. Reality Check by Upright+Joe · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ok, first off, I saw Shania Twain perform at the superbowl last year on TV and I can say she absolutely, positively, was NOT using an auto-tuner. I mean, why use an auto tuner when you're lip synching?

    Secondly, they're not the black magic that the article makes them out to be. I've used one many times in a recording setting and they can't make a bad singer into a good singer. They can make a slightly out of tune singer sound in-tune and that's about it. Plus they're hard to use. If you set the tuning speed to fast, they'll flatten out your vibrato. If you set it too slow, bad notes will get through. They have limited usefulness.

  182. And time for another reality dose.... by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

    They are actually being used at concerts. I think we all realize that some singers sound different -- much different -- live than they do on CD's, but this just seems so, so, what's the word: fake?"

    Okay, this guy has no background in music. For starters, you really do not want most of your music to sound like it does while live.

    There are so many variables outside of the artist's control in any public gathering. You are starting off with some of the worst materials for good acoustics, such as steel, concrete floors, etc. Once you've compensated for as much of these things as you can, then you have to deal with being able to jump around, dance, whatever you do to put on a performance while singing. I doubt most of the people making their remarks about this device can dance, let alone dance and sing at the same time. Then do it flawlessly for a 30-60 minute set. If you can, and you are posting on slashdot about how this is fake, then you should really consider a career in performance.

    Now guitars, for instance, were originally played by plucking strings with bare fingers. As a result, a guitarist's hands would be hard as a rock from the friction and could bang out tunes excessively loud and clear. Are modern musicians fakers because they use a plastic pick to pluck the strings? What about when they insterted coils into a guitar and ran it to an amplifier? Using your logic, then anyone who uses an electric guitar is fakey.

    You've got to face reality. Musicians are going to do what makes their life easier, too. Music isn't about being a gifted-by-god singer, it's about getting tunes out of your head and into people's ears.

  183. Karaoke applications... by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

    This is a great thing. Well, obviously it's bad news for innovation in popular music, but look on the bright side. It means tuneless geeks like myself will never again have to fear the embarrassment of karaoke evenings.

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  184. you don't know the half of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you have not addressed the whole lip-sync
    farce. Few can pull of complex dance moves AND
    sing at once.

    Pitch shifters have been used in the studios for
    at least 20 years, as well as the common practice
    of patching together performances with cut-ins.

    At least the poor tape operators no longer have
    to do THAT by splicing tape together.

    I talked to someone who was engineer on one of
    Metallica's albums and the amount of work to get
    the drummer's meter corrected was significant.

    Believe in live music, really live music and
    avoid the rest.

    1. Re:you don't know the half of it by dpu · · Score: 1

      LOL. There's an engineer in my town here who has some reel-to-reel tapes of Metallica (the black album I believe) at his studio. He said the same thing about Lars - got no rhythm, man.

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  185. Fake? by giminy · · Score: 1

    but this just seems so, so, what's the word: fake?

    You mean like Britney Spears' breasts?

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  186. Then you'd like fischerspooner! by mekkab · · Score: 1

    Their live music *IS* a CD!
    Granted, in that case they fully admit to lip synching and really you are "paying" for their modern dance choreography. But the tunes are always perfect!

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  187. Why is this wasting space on /.? by TheBeardIsRed · · Score: 1

    This technology has been around for year, in www.antarestech.com has had HOME versions of this stuff (including multiple auto-tune 1U rack units specializing in overal sound, vocals, etc) for under $400. This aside from the plugins for most software that can be had for under $100 and the farm cards for pro-tools hardware. Jeez.... i would have thought it a sad day when /. was behind the times.

  188. IT'S MY PET PEEVE by Datoyminaytah · · Score: 2, Insightful

    PITCH CORRECTION IS MY PET PEEVE ABOUT TODAY'S MUSIC!!!!!

    (Yes, I was shouting, that's how peeved it makes me.)

    I've been telling my friends this for years. I can barely listen to any new artists because they sound so FAKE.

    > Mr. Barry said he relies on the autotuner when
    > a musician's performance is nearly flawless
    > except for that one flat note "that's going
    > to drive everyone crazy" or when there are
    > time constraints.

    That's pretty much my point of view. This should only be necessary about 1% of the time.

    > ...the newer punk bands, such as Sum 41 and Good Charlottes, would sound awful if they weren't corrected with an autotuner.

    So, sign bands that can SING AND PLAY instead of pretty boys (and girls) who will look good on posters, t-shirts, and lunchboxes!

    AAAARGH!!!

    (Me: singer/guitarist)

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  189. radiohead by Misanthropy · · Score: 1

    radiohead is one of the biggest bands out.
    Thom Yorke == not attractive
    but they rule
    I assume they are on MTV.

  190. Microtremors by SolemnDragon · · Score: 1
    As a singer, i have a comment. And that's that one reason why people can get turned off a song is if the voice sounds wrong- and one of the reasons that a voice can sound wrong is that if you iron the wrinkles out of it, it's going to register as something other than a human voice, just as they're finding with video games and physical movements- if the movements are just like a human's except for a few things missing, the result is that one moment the viewer is very comfortable with what they're seeing, and then suddenly, often without conscious awareness of why, the character seems completely lifeless and alien.

    Tuning equipment for recording has been around for awhile... and I can't help but think that they are fueling the indie music biz, where musicians frequently release their music raw, and play it without benefit of corrective technology on a regular basis because of the places that they play. A lot of folks are finding that there's a big welcome for their sound because the sound is unique, and you get that uniqueness by keeping the faults. Voices frequently waver, often hitting near but not perfect pitch, and that's not just part of the value of the recording, it's one of the ways that we recognise human voices versus machine voices. What the increase in tuning technology means is that it will be a lot easier to make machine-quality sound- which, unfortunately, sounds a lot like machine-quality sound.

    Just my $ .02.

  191. Who cares if you listen to REAL music? by pkpro1 · · Score: 1

    The auto-tune factor only comes into play if you listen to synthesized nonsense like britney spears in the first place. if you listen to real bands such as dave matthews (which i just saw for the 8th time last night) or pearl jam, you're not going to have to worry about auto-tuning issues. They's heavily talented bands that don't use any tweaking in their live experience... they're human just like the rest of us. they make mistakes on stage every-so-often and you can notice it... but other than that they give you flawless shows because they are veterans at performing live. cheers.

  192. AutoTuners degrades true artists by Tacoguy · · Score: 1

    This article struck a true chord for me. What comes to mind are beautiful voices like Annie Haslam (from Renaissance) ... Sarah McLachlan (from Lilith Fair) and odd things like Hawkwind whose lure was to be habitually off key(from the 60's and early 70s)as well as Jon (from Yes) and David Gilmour (from Pink Floyd). It seems to me that all of these artists use their outstanding vocal ability to "stretch the envelope" and artists such as Madonna tend to use tools such as this to "be perfect". Music does not have to be perfect to be perfect for that artist. Best Jeff

  193. is there really cheating in art? by moodles · · Score: 1

    The whole idea that it is cheating to use auto-tune is absurd. Yes, it makes lots of crappy singers sound like they are singing in-tune, but it doesn't have the ability to turn bad music into good music. It is just a tool. If talented and creative musicians use it, then most likely it will be a positive enhancement. If untalented and unoriginal musicians use it, they will remain untalented and unoriginal.

    As many people have noted on here, this technology has been in use for quite a while. I'm pretty sure that some albums (and not necessarily mainstream ones) that I really like employ it. Do I feel disillusioned? Of course not, because I understand that a lot of process and processing goes into making both recorded and live music.

    Let's not forget that there was a time when people made similar complaints about musicians amplifying their music. "They're cheating! They don't really play that loud!" Remember when it was such a big scandal for Bob Dylan to "go electric"? There are some people who still believe that mono is better than stereo, that stereo sounds fake or that CDs don't sound as "real" as vinyl records. So what's the big deal? Technology can make great music and it can make crap. In the end it is all about the talent behind the music.

  194. but thats not all by millst · · Score: 1

    the reality is most singers and not only singers but the musicians themselves would sound like total shit if this and a whole lot of other technology were not used.

    when you pump a singer through a 50,000 watt PA system you need to do a lot to the signal to get it ready to be amplified to that level and still sound good.

    as a sound engineer I get to hear what they really sound like and sometimes its pretty amusing.

    in general most vocalists first get fed into a basic parametric EQ which is often used to cut back a lot of the bass and mid frequencies and often boost the high frequencies to make the vocals more understandable. Next they are generally compressed using a multiband compressor that squashes the signal to make the signal more even and fatter. Often a gate is also employed which physically turns the microphone off when the signal falls below a certain level so that you don't hear breathing and other background noise. next the signal is fed into an autotuner which can be programmed to subtly correct minor flaws while leaving out deliberate pitch changes (I often just turn it on when I no a singer has to stretch to reach a high note).

    next an aural exciter introduces harmonics that add sparkle to the voice and lifts it above the mix.

    then we pipe it through to add subtle reverberations that make it sound more full and often additional effects such as chorus and flanging are used on backup singers to puch them back further in the mix.

    without all this gear most professional singers would sound no better than your average kareoke bar singer.

    i have some very interesting recordings of rather big name acts straight out of the mixing desk before all the effects are applied. My next door neighbours 13 year old kids band sounds better than some of them.

    next the sign

  195. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. by lysium · · Score: 1
    If I pay $50 per seat, I'd like to hear something I'll enjoy, whether it is slightly modified or not. Bad music isn't fun.

    Bear with me through this analogy:
    You are visiting Harlem, NYC, for the first time. You have heard people talk about the legendary soul food that can be found in these ghetto streets; however, as you start exploring all you see is....well, a ghetto. The windows of these incredible establishments are dirty, and the decor was old in 1982. You say to yourself "Surely, a place like this cannot be as good as everyone claims." You turn around and head over to KFC, where you can get "soul food" (ahem) in a nice, clean, store with menus you comfortably recognize from your hometown. The food tastes exactly like you expect it to taste. You leave, stomach full, but certainly no richer for the experience.

    The point? Taking chances is what fun (and life) is all about. Maybe, just maybe, going to terrible concerts makes the good ones all the better. You know, no pleasure without pain, no light without darkness, etc. etc.

    Alternate point: You could always just find out if Band X is a good show before you spend $50. With the technology mentioned above, you obviously cannot go by the sound of the album.....

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  196. Labeling of tuned CDs / Genetically modified foods by SilverGiant · · Score: 1

    Has any effort been made to have these products labeled as 'tuned'?

    I am an advocate for less regulations and smaller government; however, I do think an important role needs to be played by government in education on all levels.

    Labeling digital vocal tuning is no different to me than labeling genetically modified foods in the supermarket--I understand both and I don't have much against either, but I 100% believe that consumers should be educated on both and have the choice to select which they want.

  197. I fucking care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sir, are an idiot. You want to pay to see a concert to NOT see a display of musicianship? What is wrong with you? You can just stay home, invite your friends over and play the fucking CD if that's the scene you want.

    When I go to a concert I damnwell EXPECT to see raw talent, and an enjoyable show to boot.

    Take Peter Gabriel. I saw him on the "Growing Up" tour and you know what? He has a FANTASTIC live show with extremely talented musicians on stage. They don't NEED a damned autotuner because they have fucking TALENT. The only time Gabriel used a "taped" voice was to pay tribute to Nasrah Fateh Ali Khan, who did vocals on some of his songs (and died a couple years back). The rest was RAW GABRIEL and band. Levin & Rhodes are utterly amazing at what they do.

    That's what I fucking paid to see, not Milli Vanilli for the digital age.

    Plus Gabriel had one hell of a stage show to boot (the lightbulb jacket he wore for Sledgehammer made the crowd go wild all by itself).

  198. Couldn't have said it any better by LudditeMind · · Score: 1

    I second that.

  199. Product by Jedi+Holocron · · Score: 1

    Do you like what you get when you buy that CD?
    Buy that DVD?
    Buy tickets and go to a concert?

    Yes? Then stop complaining.

    'nuff said

  200. Better use by Fjord · · Score: 1

    A lot of people are slamming this thing, but personally, I think it would be very good to have this in every karaoke machine. I know I'm no perfect singer, and I've sat through some terrible songs. This could cure all that.

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  201. Are electric guitars, Moog, etc. "Fake"? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They are actually being used at concerts. I think we all realize that some singers sound different -- much different -- live than they do on CD's, but this just seems so, so, what's the word: fake?"

    Is a Moog Synthesizer fake? (I remebmer people griping aobut it, back when it was new.) Are electric guitars fake? How about elecric guitars plus the plethora of modification devices (wah-wah, fuzz box {originally emulating a blown speaker cone}, maybe a dozen others). Should we just abandon rock/punk/metal/etc. music as "fake" and go back to acoustic guitars? (Like the folkies that booed Dylan when he came out for one set with an electric guitar.) And take the seeds out of Sitars while we're at it?

    And let's dump the voice modification technology that's been around since before electrical recording - like the little megaphone to give that narrow-band sound to a voice that's been used since at least the '20s for starters. (Think the lead singer on _Winchester Cathedral_) Take that "voice box" hose out of Peter Frampton's throat on _Do You Feel Like We Do?_ What a cheat!

    Let's take the mutes out of trumpets, and the fists out of french horns. Jaw harps and kazoos can go on the trash heap.

    Dump bagpipes, oboes, clarinets, saxaphones, and the rest of the reed instruments. (Reeds are just fake vocal cords.) Take the valves from trumpets and the slides from trombones. Heck - dump the horns entirely: A mouthpiece to modify your lip buzz to replace your vocal cords and a brass resonator to replace your vocal tract? Totally fake!

    Trash those drums, too. If you can't make the sound you want by clapping, stomping, or using your vocal tract it's obviously fake.

    Harpsicords have to go - they're "fixing" the striking force. Pianos: Take off the pedals. Take away the resonator. Heck, take away the keyboard and hammer (darned mnemonics anyhow). Stick to a harp.

    Take those frets off the guitar - they're a cheat! If you can't finger-tune it like a bass or a violin you don't deserve to perform!

    Wait a minute: Strings? Tuned for you? Dump it!

    If you don't want "fake", stick to acapella. And try to compete with Ladysmith Black Mambazo, The Nylons, and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

    = = = = =

    Pop music is about making sounds that please their audience - using as much, or as little, tech as the artist choses to use and the audience choses to accept.

    = = = = =

    And the tech isn't just a cleanup. Watch it make possible more interesting sounds.

    Which has already been done. (Example: the chorus of Cher's _Do you Believe in Life after Love?_, where just such a pitch altering device is used to form note-shifts faster than a human vocal tract can, creating a hint of human/machine convergence and a subtle reference to immortality-by-uploading, reenforcing the message about post-romance depression and overcoming it - in addition to sounding neat.)

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  202. Request for audio software help! (OT) by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    OK, this is way off topic, I'll admit. However, in some strange way, it's related to this magic little box.

    Can anyone tell me if it is currently possible to isolate a single musical instrument from a mono recording? I've come up with some neat thought experiments around the idea, but I'd like to plug a song into some software and/or equipment, and pull each of the instruments into a separate track.

    Is this possible? Can I get software to do this stuff? Will it take two years per song?

    Thanks /.ers!

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    1. Re:Request for audio software help! (OT) by sharph · · Score: 1

      In a word, no.

      You can take OUT vocals, and possibly other instruments if everything is panned correctly (which will only happen if you are lucky.) Vocals are usually panned towards the center, and instruments are usually not.

      To take out anything panned to the center, you take a stereo track, invert one of the channels, and mix the two channels down to a mono track, and if you're lucky, you get a vocal-less version of the song.

      As for seperating instruments... I might go as far as to call this impossible.

    2. Re:Request for audio software help! (OT) by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Damn. I was afraid of that.

      I had envisioned a waveform follower of some sort. Tell it what, say, a clarinet sounds like, and then have it track the clarinet waveform.

      Neat idea, but I guess it was mostly just wishing.

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  203. 40 years? Go back even further! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try 60 years. Tin Pan Alley, all of that jazz. Independent artists were the exception, not the rule. Media stars were groomed and coached by the labels and studios in every aspect, until they got popular enough to start bargaining.

  204. yet one more reason by the+arbiter · · Score: 1

    As a longtime professional musician turned software tester (starving to death sucked), I feel qualified to say the following. Presented in this article is yet one more reason to pray for the demise of the industry that has created an environment in which the use of such a device is not only acceptable but desirable. The industry's crimes: 1. Ludicrously overpriced CD's. 2. Cookie cutter 'artists' (marionettes). 3. The purveyance of heinous and extremist moral values to the detriment of society. 4. Music turned into a background for ones life, instead of a glorious experience to be valued. 5. Active attempts to destroy/hold back technology in order to preserve their crude monopoly. 6. (Should be #1) The cruel exploitation of those who earn their money for them. Am I bitter about my experiences? Hell yes! Can't wait for them all to go out of business.

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    1. Re:yet one more reason by sharph · · Score: 1

      I've been thinking about this for a while. The only reason record labels exist are to distribute CD's to stores, promotion, and payola. They are afraid MP3s will eliminate the need to distribute anything.

      Good will come out of this if it happens. Artists will be able to distribute music for free, without record labels will die, there will be no more payola, and we'll start hearing good music on the radio. I do hope vinyl and CDs never die (and they won't. Bands that have talent will gain the money to produce CDs and records), but free promotion/distribution? Why do we need a label again?

      I will gladly and proudly dispise anybody who uses this little device in anything but electronica. The point of electronica is to make things sound as electronic as possible, and this box helps that. (Although *I* would prefer a vocoder.)

  205. Nothing So Wrong by Archon-X · · Score: 1

    These 'autotuners' arn't anything new at all, and there's nothing so 'evil' about them.

    Essentially, if you're not a good signer, this thing doesn't make you sing. What It generally does is slightly swing you up if you're flat or swing you down a few semitones if you're singing sharp - which are problems that generally happens when you're singing somewhere with less than desirable accoustics - ie, concerts.

    Also bear in mind that when creating studio albums, artists have the luxury of multiple takes.

    After all - would you want to go to a concert and have the singer going flat every so often?

    1. Re:Nothing So Wrong by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      I think you mean "cents" not "semitones." If it's swinging you up or down by more than a semitone, it's adjustin you by a second or a third. Yikes! :)

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  206. Baseball? by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1

    When I read headline, I immediately thought, "Cool, now I'll be able to get job playing baseball".

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  207. Re:Britney Spears Gaff (sic) on MTV by JLyle · · Score: 1
    you're being sarky, but he _meant_ to say 'signing'. she was coreographing her 'song'.
    OK, I see your point. But to review the original post...
    I remember flipping through the channels one day and stoping on MTV. Briney was up there half naked as usaul so I stopped to watch. When she was done "signing" her song the VJ started to interview her. When she started to talk, it was barley audible. The sound technicans had turned the level down so low that you couldn't hear her real signing voice and only the tape. I guess they forgot to turn it up after she was done with the performance.
    ... one could reasonably assume that he was attempting to spell the word singing instead of signing. Especially when explaining why her voice was barley audible.
  208. Slashdot: ... Stuff that mattered in the mid-1980s by Zey · · Score: 0
    Auto-tuners are ancient tech. The UK music industry (particularly Stock, Aitken & Waterman) have been using this technology since the mid 1980s to sex up all manner of talent-deprived ex-'Neighbours' soapie stars for their short-lived singing careers.

    Does anyone actually read these stories before they're approved for the front page?

  209. Autotuner not made for concerts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a CD music producer and live sound engineer I can tell you the autotuner is a studio tool only. Artist cannot find their natural pitch if it is being corrected. What happens is the autotuner will jump the note from one to the next depending on the settings and will sound horrible while the singer is trying to get a refrence on the actual note sang.
    What happens during a concert is a extra pre- recorded tracks that follows along with the performance, the sound techs may replace the original with the prerecorded as needed.
    The give away is the drummer with headphones who starts the song from the prerecorded tracks and keeps the song in time.

  210. Simpsons Did It! Simpsons Did It! by claud9999 · · Score: 1

    :^)

    Had to.

  211. The best "live screwup" I ever heard of... by Thag · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was at a Who concert way back when Keith Moon was still their drummer. Moon had serious issues, and that night he passed out on stage.

    So they asked if any one in the audience could play drums. "You have to be good." Some lucky fan got to live out their dream that night, and played drums for the Who for the rest of the concert.

    Jon Acheson

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    1. Re:The best "live screwup" I ever heard of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      If you want to freshen your memory.
      Go here:
      http://www.quadrophenia.net/ and click "1973 Tour" then scroll down.

      There is actually bootleg video footage of that show circulating. Of course, I don't have it.. ;-)

  212. One word: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cheater!

  213. Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've had Antares AutoTune for years!!
    It's what Cher used for her infamous "Belive"

  214. I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE IMPORTANT TO MENTION.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that this thing has been out for YEARS.

    it's also the effect you hear on Mrs. Bono's voice on "Life after Love", when it was used to tune the voice to a key she wasn't singing in (deliberately).

    cool huh? forget about it, it's here to stay..

  215. modern concert pitch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If by concert you mean symphony, tuning varies but is typically closer to 442. 440 would be considered flat and I've tuned as high as 446. A is what the oboe says it is. Symphonies hate to have tune to a 440 A. It's hard to hold that tuning through a performance.

    Symphony musicians can frequently tell you it's an A and give you the frequency as well. It's not that hard really considering how often you hear it.

    Tuning is relative and varies throughout a performance. Winds go sharp as they heat up while strings go flat. It's a joke really to suggest there's one tuning (A440, A415 otherwise known as G#) except for instruments like a keyboard that can't do better. There are many instruments that don't have to choose what notes they get wrong and many times when wrong is exactly what you want. The chromatic scale we're familiar with is arbitrary. Just ask the Chinese.

    I bet Sinead O'Conner wouldn't use one of these things.

  216. Autotune has been around for a while by sharph · · Score: 1

    Its suprizing to see this thing on slashdot after I've known about it for years. Autotune's not just for singers. I've heard about it being used with instruments such as clarinets.

    Its been used to get a neat effect out of it when you set the slide time to zero. (For example, Daft Punk's One More Time.)

    They DO have useful applications, for example, if you're producing a track, the singer has left, and you notice the singer is a little off pitch.

    Oh, and if you're going to Britney Spears concerts because you enjoy the quality of the music, I hate to say it, but (because of how the music industry is,) you're missing the point.

    Also, this is the first time I've heard it been called an "Auto-tuner." Probebly a news reporters take on the name. It's a little like saying "making a xerox" instead of "making a copy." There are two companies that I know that make pitch-correction devieces. Antares and some other company whose name I can't think of at the moment.

    ALSO, one other thing to add that is a pet peeve of mine. AUTO-TUNE DOES NOT EQUAL VOCODER.

    1. Re:Autotune has been around for a while by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      > Oh, and if you're going to Britney Spears
      > concerts because you enjoy the quality of the
      > music...you're missing the point.

      Both of them, actually.

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  217. Kylie Minogue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She's quite big in the UK (and presumably her native Australia as well), having had something of a revival in recent years, partly due to her pop music but mainly due to her fine backside (her sister has the better breasts though) and modelling of her own lingerie range.

  218. since when is an autotuner news? by quinkin · · Score: 1
    This is so old I can't believe it.

    Sure they have gotten slowly less intrusive, but I can still pick them...

    And on the front page too...

    Q.

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  219. Whats the big deal? by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    What makes this any different from plastic surgery, makup, stylists, lighting and directors? and half of them dont write their own songs, they do copys (called covers) or paysomeone in holland. Most of the industry is full of average people, a good producer with the right tools (see above) can make almost anyone into a star - how do you think pop-idol works? Kinda like script kiddies really? Sure it helps if you have some ability, or atleast the ability to take direction and mime;)

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  220. Re: Vocoders by plastik55 · · Score: 1

    A "vocoder" is an algorithm which is designed to vork on a voice signal. It's not a very specific term.

    The first thing you described, using a fixed modulated carrier, is indeed a type of vocoder. The second technique you described as "pitch correction," using FFTs to estimate and shift pitches, is usually called a phase vocoder (look it up). Which is obsolete anyway. Modern pitch correction techniques use wavelet transforms to analyze and resynthesize signals... but they're vocoders too.

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  221. No Kidding by omeomi · · Score: 1

    Wow, Antares Autotune's been on the market for years...way to stay on top of things!

  222. There are more advanced vocoders by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    I have software taht will vocode anything with anything. Give it two PCM files, it will vocode one with the other. So you could vocode someone's voice into a saxaphone for example to make it sing.

  223. The same reason drum machines sound boring by spineboy · · Score: 1
    This will fade or never become widely used. Why? - for the same reason that computerized drum machines often boring. Music sounds good to us because of all of the little inconsistencies, irregularities, etc.

    I had one drummer in a band of mine who was amazingly technically precise - like a metronome. And as a result we wound up canning him because HE SOUNDED BORING. The next guy sounded great, even though he sped up, slowed down, because it added life to the song.

    For the same reason that MMORPG are popular rather than just playing the computer. People do weird unexpected stuff, that a computer would never do, and that makes it exciting and fun.

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    1. Re:The same reason drum machines sound boring by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

      This will fade or never become widely used. Why? - for the same reason that computerized drum machines often boring. Music sounds good to us because of all of the little inconsistencies, irregularities, etc.

      BULL

      As many, many, many others have pointed out, this tech has been around for 6 years, and similar techs have been around for decades. If it were going to fade, wouldn't it have done so already? Drum machines are all over the place. Rap, hip hop, any kind of dance -- walk into any nightclub and tell me those beats come from a drum set and a microphone. Electronically-transformed music has been around since it was technically possible, and it won't go away any time soon because it gives artists more options. Ozzy Osbourne's probably the worst singer on the planet, makes heavy use of electronic effects in all his music, but that doesn't stop his songs from being rock classics.

      No one's taking away your ability to sing out of tune, play your drums off-beat, or listen to such music. Just don't expect anyone else to fight the righteous fight for you. To a lot of us who listen rather than play, if it sounds good then there is no problem.

      BTW, Sum 41 and Good Charlotte, mentioned in the article as using the autotuners, both suck righteous ass. Their brand of tuner-inspired chipmunk-punk is undoubtably worse than no tuner at all.

  224. Amen by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    I mean, I've seen Wynton Marsalis, Maynard Ferguson, The Canadian Brass, the New York Phil, and so on in concert. Here are real musicians with real talent, at concerts often with >$50 tickes. In not one performance I can recall did they ever get everything perfect. There was always at least one entrance that wasn't 100% together, or one note that hesistated or cracked a bit, and so on.

    Know what? I'd see any of them again in a heartbeat. It was real, it was genuine and it was DAMN GOOD.

  225. Just another example... by sgage · · Score: 1

    ... of the routine deception that is the modern way of life. From GW lying about, well, everything, to the quaint concept of "marketing", to this... it seems to be totally acceptable, and it seems nobody cares. The language is debased, and even music is subverted and perverted.

    Bah!

  226. No autotune can work miracles by cyberchondriac · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually, as a musician of 25 years, I'd have to disagree that the only ones to benefit from this are bad singers. I have the software version of Antares autotune and have putzed around with it a little (I haven't actually recorded anything yet, I'm just playing around with all this stuff), and it doesn't work miracles.
    The singer would have to be decent to begin with - it can make them sound a little better, but a flat-out bad singer is still going to sound bad. An autotuned bad singer just sounds so artificial, it's almost creepy sounding, and I'm not talking about the infamous "Cher / Believe" effect either.
    Good intonation is an important part of a good performance, for sure, but so are the nuances, the inflections, the timbre of the voice, and probably most of all, the emotion put into it. Good singers know how to breath when singing, how to control their volume, when to step back from the mic, etc. Autotune won't help any there either, although a compressor would some, obviously. Antares version does offer a graphical edit mode (obviously not for use in real time) that be used to tweak things like vibrato, to an extent, as well as some control even in the default mode (kind of like a threshold setting), but again, 90% of the performance still depends on the singer.
    Like any tool, too much of anything usually defeats it's own purpose. Used judiciously in a recording studio, as mentioned in the article, to fix a wrong note under time or money constraints was acceptable even to the critics. In a live setting, I could see applying it to the backup singers, whose vocals tend to take on a more "generic" (for lack of a better term) tonality.
    After all, really strict critics could contend that compression and delay are cheating, if taken to the extreme, but I don't think I've ever heard anyone take that position.
    But to have it on constantly, on a lead vocal track, yeah, I'd have to say that's the equivlalent of musical perjury. It reminds of guitar players, who, just because they have a stompbox, like a chorus, think they have to have it on 100% of the time. It usually makes their guitar sound thin and buzzy, like some kind of deranged mosquito.

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  227. It's probably OK for your style by namespan · · Score: 1

    There's an old joke among musicians "It's folk music... it doesn't have to be in tune". Although your style isn't folk music per se, it's that sort of singer/songwriter stuff where the songwriting is often more important, and an "authentic" sound might be more important than being strictly in tune....

    Not bad stuff, by the way. :)

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  228. Re:I really hate to correct you... by foqn1bo · · Score: 1
    but I'm bored, and kinda thirsty. A vocoder, as it is (colloquially referred to) is a device which maps the formant content of one sound(carrier) onto the amplitude/fundamental of another(modulator). This is done in one of at least two ways:
    • Analog Style
    • The modulator signal is broken down into bands by sending it through a series of bandpass filters, and the output voltages of these filters drive a series of amplifiers, which are fed the same spectral bands of the carrier.

    • Digital Style
    • Essentially the same thing, but you manipulate the spectra with FFT instead.

      The reason this tends to sound like the voice is being played by a keyboard, is that in the most common case(read Cher), the carrier is a keyboard, and the modular is the singer's voice. That way you play your melodic content on the synth, and apply the vocal formants with the vocoder, making the synth "talk". Although as others have mentioned, vocoder is technically a general term, and doesn't necessarily mean what I just mentioned. I suggest using the more distinctive term: Assbox.
  229. It's a legendary piece of gear by FromWithin · · Score: 1

    The Antares Auto-tune has been around for years. I thought it was sent from hell when it first appeared, but then I produced an album with a not-so-perfect singer, and oh my god it was sent from the heaven of audio legend. The fact is that the voice is just another instrument. There is obviously a skill in singing, and those skillful singers will shine through, but using the Auto-tune is a life-saver when your human instrument won't quite do what you want it to.

  230. Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AFter after reading through the first week of this disaster, what happend to him next had me laughing hard.

    "One thing that's great about the better studios in LA, is they supply you with a plethora of food. On any given day we could have muffins, bagels, croissants, fruit, or even veggie trays. At this particular studio there were almost always muffins. I love the muffins, especially the chocolate muffins. But for some inexplicable reason, the runner only buys one chocolate muffin per day for the basket ( he also only buys one onion bagel, which is even more dumbfounding to me). The longer I wait to go to the muffin basket, the more likely I'll have to eat a bran muffin (something that I was not in need of at that particular moment). Today, I figured I'd get to muffin basket early, and guarantee myself the lone chocolate muffin. When I arrive to the muffin room, lo and behold, before me stood Willy Show himself! And he was eating a muffin. This had to be kismet! Fate! Willy Show liked muffins too! And he liked chocolate muffins...

    MOTHER FUCKER!!! "

    Guy can't catch a break! hehe:)

  231. Nothing like... by fordboy0 · · Score: 1

    Lusting over the sweet autotuned voice of a plastic surgery enhanced goddess with fake knockers!

    Just gives me another reason to like Phish ;P
    -FB

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  232. Pointless whining by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

    And I suppose that the use of computer systems on modern jet fighters to keep the plane from breaking apart in mid-flight means that the pilots are a bunch of fakes, huh? And the photographer who uses a camera with faster-than-human-reflex autofocus is just a wannabe who ought to be using a wooden view camera and glass negatives? Or the accountant who uses a spreadsheet instead of his fingers is a poseur? How about the paraplegic who uses a motorized wheelchair instead of dragging himself along the ground? Give me a break.

    The whole idea behind all technology is to augment natural human ability.

    I hate to break it to the suddenly Luddite masses on Slashdot, but musical recording and, for that matter, electrically-amplified live performances are completely and entirely products of fairly sophisticated technology from beginning to end. Personally, I don't give a rat's patoot how the end product is arrived at as long as it's good. If I want to appreciate raw human nature, I'll go look at 19th century porn daguerrotypes. If I want good music, I'll drop a digital CD into my computerized stereo system and listen to it with my computer-designed speakers. Sheesh.

    My first thought on reading about this, as someone who can play the guitar fairly well but can't sing worth a shit was cool, I want one.

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  233. autotune = butchered sound by a1291762 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well the 'before' sample has an obviously flat note. However, the 'after' sample takes that note and makes it just a bit too sharp. There's a reason people tend to sing flat rather than sharp, it sounds better. If the 'before' sample had managed to get the pitch up just a bit it would have been fine.

    I cringed more at the sharpness of the 'after' sample than I did at the flatness of the 'before' sample. So much for perfect pitch! The ideal pitch for that note was just a bit flat. Of course, you can't expect a computer to know that.

    I'm sure an untrained ear wouldn't notice but having played in an Orchestra and sung in a choir, I know how important pitch is. Most instruments allow you to 'bend' the pitch half a tone or more. In an orchestral setting, it's the rule rather than the exception to do just that.

    If you put autotuners on instruments in an orchestra, you'd create an abomination of sound. What makes singers any different?

    Link

    1. Re:autotune = butchered sound by WoTG · · Score: 1

      I think the untrained ear would notice, if it tried. Lately, I've been trying to pick out which songs are over processed to try and figure out who actually has talent on the radio and TV. After a while, even with my non-existent musical abilities, I think I've been able to pick out the worst offenders with some confidence.

      It's not that hard. You just have to listen closely to the parts of the song that the artist is most likely to require help and where the processing will be most noticable - to me, it's the transition time during quick changes in the tone (?) of the song. (Sorry, I think I blew the terminology...)

  234. I've got one... by bennomatic · · Score: 1
    > when was the last time you saw an MTV video > where the lead singer was ....what's the word.. UGLY ?

    Maybe you've heard of Aerosmith?

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  235. Tools are Evil! by ElPresidente1972 · · Score: 1

    Would anyone claim that having better surveying, measuring, and leveling tools in construction would lead to less artistic architecture?

    A device for perfect pitch will only improve one technical fundamental of music and that is A Good Thing. The human factor for self-expresion is not affected by this technology at all. The more the human can focus on self expression and let machines do the gruntwork the better!

    One machine can do the work of 50 ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
  236. St. Anger was on purpose?! by Lasuuco+Tulkas · · Score: 1
    Gee, Antares Auto-Tune has been out now for what, 6 years? I have a demo of it on my old OS9 Mac, and you can get a hardware version.

    I guess no one told Metallica...

  237. Nothing New by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Auto-pitch correction has been around for a fair while now (at least 6 years).

    I remember using it on an Eventide Harmoniser in uni in 1996!

  238. Where to buy one by Pinball+Wizard · · Score: 1
    Here's a link. $399 at musiciansfriend.com. At this price, even the lamest air supply cover band can buy one, so who cares? It's not like the record companies are spending tens of thousands on these so Britney can sound better than you can.

    And for all you non-musicians out there who are getting irate about this, well I have news for you. There is no such thing as a music recording without some kind of artificial processing done by electronics to make the instruments and/or vocals sound better. Whether its reverb, compression, or vocal processing, everyone, and I really mean everyone "cheats" when it comes to recording(or performing) sounds electronically. Hell, look at guitar distortion, without which there would be no hard rock or metal music. That's gotta be one the most processed sounds ever, when you compare the original guitar sound with what's actually coming out of the speakers.

    If you need to keep it pure, I suggest you listen only to all acoustic music that is not mic'd or amplified in any way. If it has been recorded, it has been altered.

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  239. Feel free to appologise to me by EverDense · · Score: 1

    NO IT WASN'T!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!

    Thanks for playing... BUT YOU are WRONG!
    Read the section of this article from the "That Vocal Trick In Full". It was done with a vocoder.
    http://www.soundonsound.com/sos/feb99/articles/tra cks661.htm

    There wasn't an AUTOTUNE in sight.

    Feel free to appologise.

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    1. Re:Feel free to appologise to me by sharph · · Score: 1

      While not TECHNICALLY a vocoder, the digitech talker is definately not an autotune.

      My bad. Guess I'm not much of an expert on Cher :)

      It would seem like a stupid thing to go through all that trouble with the vocoder when an auto-tune would have achieved the same effect.

  240. How to develop perfect pitch in a few minutes by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

    I learnt this today -- coincidence?

    Find a song you know really well. Ideally one with a chord or key played consistently that you can sing along with. In this way you have an auditory recording, a vocal (kinaesthetic) configuration as well as the corresponding feelings (does it feel right?) Three representations is more than enough to ensure accuracy.

    Learn how to match the pitch without listening to it first (I could do this instantly). You now have perfect pitch for one note/key.

    From that chord/key, you can create create perfect pitch for the entire scale by using intervals (much easier). Different songs use different intervals eg Away in a Manger has a 4th interval and Happy Birthday has a 2nd interval between the first two notes.

    That's it. Go away and test it.

  241. Ce n'es pas un pipe by bucketman · · Score: 1

    I think of these devices as performance enhancing technology. We hate these in sports precisely because they violate the point of sports - human performance. They ought not to be hated in the arts, though, because the point of art is nothing like that - art is for art's sake and should be judged on its own merits. Consider - instruments of all kinds can be thought of as methods for people to make sounds they would otherwise be incapable of making. Also, I suspect we reverve our revulsion with these techniques for only a subset of their use in music. When Laurie Anderson uses that "make her sound like a guy" thing, no one objects. Another example would be that transexual guy who did the music for A Clockwork Orange. No one would complain over their use of these kinds of technologies because we understand that it's the art that matters in those cases, not the way it was made. A long while back I read an interview with William Burroughs where he was asked to comment on the then recent publication of computer-generated poetry. He said he liked some of it and some of it left him cold. The interviewer asked if he had any reservations, given that it was a program that had written the work. His response was more or less that he'd been asked to comment on the art, not the artist. At the end of the day, the most likely use of this stuff will be to help shitty singers make shitty music, yes, but there will always be shitty music. But I bet you somewhere out there, Lou Reed's bitching about why they didn't have this thirty years ago :)

  242. Wow, an actual use for the Pythagorean theorem!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All them years of mathematics weren't wasted after all!

  243. Do they make these for the shower? by bondjamesbond · · Score: 0

    I'm sure my wife hates being woken up by my wailing as I take my morning shower before work.

  244. Biggest laugh in the piece.... by mat+catastrophe · · Score: 1

    "Still, the newer punk bands, such as Sum 41 and Good Charlottes, would sound awful if they weren't corrected with an autotuner."

    They sound awful, anyway.

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  245. Response to your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia:
    3. Profit!
    2. ???
    1. Imagine a Beowulf cluster of sigs, you insensitive clod


    Do sigs really cluster?

  246. Autotune, Compression... Oh, bleed on me by twoallbeefpatties · · Score: 2, Informative

    I knew there would be several of these "this is what is wrong with music today" posts on here. Having worked with pitch correction directly during student projects, everyone is blowing this way out of proportion. Pitch correction does not remove the "soul" from music. Yes, much of the "talent" portion of the music is gone from mainstream music, but that soul has nothing to do with pitch correction.

    I used to know a guy from a fairly popular hardcore band in Boston, name removed to protect the innocent. When we laughed about the pitch-correction microphone in front of him, he told us that his lead singer really wanted one. In those small clubs, with little ventilation, in the middle of summer, it gets hot. You sweat. It becomes hard to perform. Especially if you're in a hardcore band fronting a heavy mosh pit. The pitch correction mic helps keep the technical aspect from sounding completely like shit just because the atmosphere is wearing you out.

    What's more, a lot of music these days uses synthesizers rather than analog music. Against a completely techno-created production, pitch correction is almost a necessity. "Real" guitars and pianos can't hit perfect pitch right on the dot, no matter how well tuned, but a synthesizer usually has a mathematically-created perfect pitch. If the vocal is the only part of a track that sounds out-of-tune, then it can be hard to make the vocal match the track without a bit of pitch correction. For that matter, many dance tracks abuse and overuse autotune correctly, making a vocalist's voice sound robotic and mechanical to match a similarly electronic and mechanical dance beat. This is not to say that Cher's "Believe" is a great track, but it's not the autotune that keeps it from being interesting. Check out the underground "synthpop" revival, like Freezepop and the like, for other points of note.

    And much as the parent poster mentioned, you people do not actually want an album with mistakes on it. How many of you kids would actually enjoy a terribly off-pitch album? If the players are having an off day in the studio, a bit of autotune is cheaper than another day of recording. Besides, most of the "good musicians" you people claim to like will probably be more inspired by the live stage than by the studio anyway.

    Much like compression can help make tracks more tangible, but pop producers are abusing it to crush pop tracks with an L1, pitch correction is not destroying music. Pitch correction can bring a bit of technical expertise to a heavy performance, or can be used as a robot-ish effect, popular on pop dance tracks and other brands of synth pop. Shitty production, uninspired lyrics, and repetitive beats are killing music. Wait a minute... who said music was dying? Maybe if you'd all get your ears out of Clear Channel radio and check out local and indie artists, you'd notice that there is a vast area of music that is NOT being ruined by anything.

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  247. The future of music is the past by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    As the value of a copy of a recorded song (or movie, or anything pretty much) continues to disintegrate, the live show will come back into prominence. Entertainers will have to actually--*gasp*--perform for their money. Until they can copy the actual performers, that is. ;)

  248. Your are confusing pitch and scale. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    >Most singers have imperfect pitch. I'd go so far as to say *every* singer does.

    You mean most *people*. Good singers have perfect pitch. Its how *they* get to be rich, and *you* need pitch correction.

    >Your brain corrects pitch generally to a Pythagorean scale (perfect intervals at fifths and octaves, with the third exactly one-half way between the fundamental and fifth).

    Crap. My brain was not built by pythagorus. It can, however, recognise harmonious frequencies with astonishing accuracy. It does not correct pitch.

    >If you listen to an accappella choir, they will nearly always gravitate toward this scale.

    OMG!

    >The unfortunate side effect of a Pythagorean scale is that if the tune changes to another key, it sounds simply awful.

    Are you nuts? Since when does a key change sound awful? Perhaps if you change to a key that is not 'right' for the piece. Or perhaps if not everyone does it at the same time. Key is a basis in a scale, pitch is frequency. Singing out of tune has nothing to do with pythagorus.

    >Choirs can get away with this because they adjust their tuning on-the-fly to still sound good with one another when doing key changes.

    They don't adjust their tuning. They all change key at the same time.

    >Pianos, guitars, and many other instruments have a great deal of trouble with this.

    What? Changing key? No. Changing pitch on-the-fly? Why would you want to - to sound crap? Changing scale, yes.

    >...piano requires a skilled tuner at least 10 minutes or so to adjust.

    You cannot change a piano to another scale, and have its keyboard make sense. And I defy anyone to retune a piano to another scale in 10 minutes. It takes longer than that to tune a piano at the best of times (except minor adjustments).

    >Thus most people are accustomed to hearing something as "in-tune" only when it is performed to an even-tempered scale.

    This is a cultural thing. Most people in a culture that does not use 'our' scale, would think theirs is very much in tune.

    >This fights the vocalists natural ability to judge tune based on harmonic interaction with the rest of the song.

    This is your arse talking.

    >As a recording artist, I make regular use of pitch correction. You'll find that virtually every major artist commercial artist does, as well.

    If you are recording yourself and make regular use of pitch correction, you might want to think about not giving up your day job. If you are recording someone else, I hope they are paying you lots. Every major commercial artist? - I don't think so. Maybe all the boppy mass produced rubbish - but not (c)RAP 'artists', we all know they can't sing anyway.

    >The "effect" you refer to is often called the "Cher Effect" from the song, "Life After Love"...

    It is not and has never been called the Cher Effect. Its called over compression. Yes it has been pitch corrected, but vocoders have been doing this for years.

    >Most uses are quite subtle, and are most often used to smooth out the rough edges in a once-in-a-lifetime recording.

    Obviously not so subtle if you only make one recording in a lifetime, eh.

    >Anyway, get used to pitch correction. It's been in common use for over fifteen years on commercial recordings, but only recently has the technology become cheap enough that it's accessible to live performance and lower-end home recording artists. It's no more "BS" than a motion picture studio rigging cameras up for "bullet time", trapeze artists using a net, or stuntmen playing body doubles for stars in a motion picture. It's the ultimate quality of the performance that matters, and whatever you can do to bring the quality up a notch is probably a good thing.

    I will never get used to pitch correction. The fact that the technology has become cheap is a bad thing. It means a whole load of no talent gits spew out their collective self-indulgent crap and think tha

    1. Re:Your are confusing pitch and scale. by Eideewt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A key change sounds awful when using a pythagorean scale because the intervals between the notes will not be the correct intervals. This is why we use an equally tempered scale. Every twelve semitones the frequency doubles, and each semitone is larger than the last by an unchanging ratio. Each semitone the same size. This means that we can start at any point in this sequence on semitones, and the scale we play will be reasonably in tune. It is equally in tune no matter what key you play in, but it's also equally out of tune. The scale is called 12 tone equal temperament, or 12TET

      The pythagorean scale does not have equally spaced notes. As I recall, the notes will be slightly sharp after you go up an octave. The farther you go, the sharper you get, making the scale play out of tune over large intervals.
      A choir sings in tune because each singer adjusts their pitch slightly to make the current chord in tune.

      Pianos and guitars have a hell of a time playing in tune, because they can't make minor pitch adjustments like a singer can. A piano tuner tunes the low strings slightly flat and the high strings slightly sharp (that may be backwards) to compensate for the imperfect intervals inherent in 12TET. A guitarist can't adjust, since that would require different fret spacings for each string and rule out frets that go straight across. It would be hard to play, and bends would be out of the question.

      He's probably heard it called the "Cher effect", otherwise, why would he have said it. Maybe you just haven't heard it called that.

      Ahhh.... Now on to musical differences. I do agree that pich correction is a lazy cheat. It's a way to avoid the mountains of practice required to obtain skill. Those years are important, because in them, you learn much more than how to sing the right pitch. You get a lot more out of them than mere technical skill.

    2. Re:Your are confusing pitch and scale. by martyros · · Score: 2, Informative
      The pythagorean scale does not have equally spaced notes. As I recall, the notes will be slightly sharp after you go up an octave. The farther you go, the sharper you get, making the scale play out of tune over large intervals. A choir sings in tune because each singer adjusts their pitch slightly to make the current chord in tune.

      Huh? I thought the Pythagorean scale was based on whole-number ratios: An octave is 2:1, a fifth is 3:2, a fourth is 4:3, etc. But if you do the math, 3/2 * 4/3 == 4/2 == 2/1, so the octaves are still in tune.

      Actually, brass instruments naturally hit notes on the pythagorean scale (if that's what this is) becaues they actually do use harmonics; thus to play in tune with a piano (or with another instrument using another fundamental note) they have to adjust slightly based on what harmonic they're using. Thus I remember my HS band director telling the trumpets to 'lip up' their E's, because the instrument tended to make them flat; in other words, 'just temperment' 3rd ratio is smaller than the 'even-tempered' 3rd ratio. But all the open C's on a trumpet, no matter what octave, are always perfectly in tune with each other (as long as the musician's lips are in good shape).

      I think what you may be talking about is when you tune a piano using only one interval -- i.e., tune the C; then tune the G to be a perfect 5th to the C, tune the D to be perfect to the G, tune the A to be perfect to the D, etc; in that case, when you finally get around to C again, you'll have an awful howling, because the just tempered 5th (i.e., 3:2) is a tad too large; even temper makes it a bit flatter, so that it all adds up.

      It just seems strange to me, that things are this way... in order to be able to play in all keys, you have to make all keys sound slightly out of tune (or adjust on-the-fly, if you can). I'm sure there's a moral there somewhere...

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    3. Re:Your are confusing pitch and scale. by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 2, Informative
      Tuning, pitch, and scale are closely correlated. The two most common "tunings" in the western world are even-tempered and Pythagorean. The most common "scales" are Ionian and Aeolian (major and minor), with Dorian and Phrygian sometimes chiming in on popular music, but rarely others. Other cultures offer non-pentatonic scales with sometimes only five notes. I'm not confusing pitch and scale. I'm explaining that often pitch correction is necessary, particularly in some unusual recording situations, due to the conflict between modern even-tempered 12-tone tuning of certain instruments and the natural instinct of a singer or inexact-pitch instrument (such most strings, which depend on finger position for pitch, and some woodwinds where one can slightly adjust pitch via jaw tension) to gravitate towards a sweeter, non-logarithmic tuning.
      It appears you've never done harmonic analysis of choral music, or tried to match an accompaniment to an in-tune choral arrangement when said piece was first performed a cappella. Any competent digital piano will allow you to change tunings (note: NOT change pitch, A=440 all the way here) to match the harpsichord needs of pre-Baroque pieces or gain the sweet sound of a perfect Pythagorean chord.

      If a piano is tuned to the Pythagorean scale in, say, the key of B flat, trying to play a piece in C major on the same piano without retuning will sound horrible. This is perfectly well-understood in the music community. If you wish to play an even-tempered instrument in multiple keys, you accept a slight dissonance across all ranges of the keyboard in exchange for the flexibility of playing in any key without unbearable dissonance. It is perfectly possible, and often done even today with harpsichords, to tune a keyboard instrument to a non-even-tempered scale in order to provide "perfect" consonance in playing pre-Baroque period pieces.

      Now on to the rest of your nearly-coherent rant:

      Good singers have perfect pitch

      Baloney. You can be a good singer with good relative pitch. "Perfect Pitch", as inexpertly named for this article, is a totally different thing from singing in tune, or having good relative pitch. Given that I mentioned "imperfect pitch", above, I stand by what I said: all singers have imperfect pitch. They will not always nail the note perfectly, particularly at the end of an exhausting recording session. There will be times that pitch correction is welcomed as a practical measure in many vocalist's lives. There are, of course, purists who will raise holy hell if someone were to pitch-correct them.

      Since when does a key change sound awful?

      If your instrument is even-tempered, key changes within a piece do not sound awful, although there is a slight dissonance to this tuning. If you are using a natural temperament or other alternative, sweeter tuning, it will sound awful in other keys, particularly if those keys don't have a fundamental on the major fourth or fifth with few accidentals versus the primary scale.
      Since you are obviously a complete novice to the understanding of tuning systems, allow me to recommend checking out this brief talk on "Math and Music". These days, we've taken the even-tempered scale a bit further by using logarithmic tuning devices rather than simply dividing octaves by 12, but even those tuning devices are not quite "perfect" when tuning a piano. You need to stretch the octaves on the upper regions of the piano in order to avoid perceived dissonance on the part of the listener, and that is a skill that takes a long time to master.

      It is not and has never been called the Cher Effect. Its called over compression.

      OK.

    4. Re:Your are confusing pitch and scale. by Viol8 · · Score: 2

      "but not (c)RAP 'artists', we all know they can't sing anyway."m

      Sing? Half of them have trouble even talking in sentences of more than 3 words that doesn't have a swear word in it and with words of more
      than 2 syllables. Then for the music they simply rip off someone elses track and put their "vocals" over the top along with some
      cheap Yamaha bassline. Truly rappers are the dictionary definition of the word "talentless".

    5. Re:Your are confusing pitch and scale. by xylon · · Score: 1

      The Pythagorean method of tuning is *not* Equal Temperament. You are correct insofar as the octave, fifth and fourth ratios, but when these are actually used to make the actual scale - create a fifth, build a fifth on top of that; go through the cycle of fifths, and theoretically you should hit the same (albeit higher) note. Due to the somewhat analogue nature of these measurements, though, you won't hit the same *exact* note at the top. The difference between the top note and the fundamental is called the 'wolf', and it's the basis for all the controversy regarding the Pythagorean method of tuning. Using fifths, you end up slightly higher than the original note; using thirds, you end up slightly lower.

      It's similar to the problem where you start out 1 metre from the wall, and walk towards it - will you ever reach the wall? Because you can subtract the distance walked, or you can divide by two when you reach halfway.

      Anyway, here's the disclaimer: it's been a while since I read about this stuff, but here's a book for anyone who's interested:

      Stuart Isacoff - "Temperament: How music became a battleground for the great minds of western civilization."

    6. Re:Your are confusing pitch and scale. by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      Actually I don't. And since some rappers are white perhaps you'd like to suggest I hate whites
      as well? Or is it mnore of a case in Politically Correct land the only answer to a crisiscism of an ethnic cultural artifact is to label
      a person rascist? Stupid question , of course it is since most PC people wouldn't know a thought if it came and knocked on their door at midnight with a brass band in tow.
      FYI I happen to hate rap and rappers because 99% of them are attitude driven halfwits, I happen to like Reggae & jazz which in case you didn't know (and you probably didn't cos I suspect you're not
      the sharpest tool in the box) are also forms of black music.

    7. Re:Your are confusing pitch and scale. by mr+breakfast · · Score: 1

      And another thing- if you did have a singer with perfect pitch they are likely to be thrown if any of the instruments they are working with is out of tune at all. What you really want from a singer is excellent relative pitch, not objective perfect pitch.

    8. Re:Your are confusing pitch and scale. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's right. If you start on some note (frequency f1) and "walk" twelve Pythagorean fifths (3/2), you will finally hit a note with the same name, the pitch of this note equalling f1 * ((3/2) ^ 12) = f1 * 129.746337890625. However, if you instead "walk" in octaves(2/1) the note will have a frequency of f1 * ((2/1) ^ 7) = f1 * 128.

    9. Re:Your are confusing pitch and scale. by martyros · · Score: 1
      It sounds like we're just having a problem with definitions: I assumed
      • Pythagorean ~ 'just temperment' ~ simple whole numbers
      • Even-tempered ~ equal tempered (?) ~ based on the twelfth root of 2

      Yes, it would be incredibly stupid to try to make a chromatic scale all on the same interval using anything but even temperment; it just doesnt' add up.

      But that doesn't mean you can't make a normal scale that sounds good (in fact, REALLY good, since you're used to even temperment being just a bit 'out of tune' [i.e., all the intervals have a little 'wolf' in them so that none have a lot]) in one key based on simple whole-number ratios. You just can't change key...

      Sounds like an interesting book, I may have to check it out sometime.

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    10. Re:Your are confusing pitch and scale. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So rappers are worthy of your wrath because they can't form a sentence without a swear word in it, while you're so much better because you can insult the living shit out of people WITHOUT swearing?

      Grow the fuck up.

    11. Re:Your are confusing pitch and scale. by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      "Grow the fuck up"

      I think you rather killed your whole argument there. Still , you're probably a rap fan so
      why arn't I surprised. Go give your lonely braincell a rest , I think it needs it.

  249. Avril Lavigne is a good example... by NewtonsLaw · · Score: 2, Funny

    One only has to compare Avril Lavigne's live performances (absolutely bloody awful) with her CDs (not much better but at least on-key) to realize how much tweaking some of these so-called "singers" need before they get anywhere near the right note.

  250. Old Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These have been used for years. In recording studios too, where they can be called harmonisers. Used often with frequency compressors. To get those tight, Queen-like chorals. No, you don't really have to know how to sing - but it helps. Also, why worry about what is done at concerts? Most major acts rehearse and then record their entire concert beforehand, and then provide a 90%/10% mix to the public - sure, they're playing, but it's mixed with the pre-recorded at about only a tenth. If there's a glitch, you will still hear them. Between songs, their mics go up in volume. And so forth. No one is going to risk big money on a few false notes anymore.

  251. bagpipes in particular by CausticPuppy · · Score: 1

    What most people with perfect pitch really really hate are bagpipes. Never mind the fact that most people have never actually heard bagpipes when they're played well. Highland bagpipes (the most common variety) are tuned to a very sharp A, like 448 or 449. That's almost a b-flat but not quite. When playing with other instruments they are tuned up to B-flat myxolydian (E-flat major). Even still, a piper would have to adjust a few of the individual notes by partially covering the fingerholes with tape, in order to blend in with the other instruments.

    Pipe bands (good ones) will have standardized tunings for all their players, and thus 30 pipers in perfect tune is an awesome sound, but there are plenty of solo players who prefer their own tunings that would be an aural assault on the ears of people expecting to hear standard equal-tempered Western tuning.

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    1. Re:bagpipes in particular by dimension6 · · Score: 1

      As somebody who has both perfect and absolute pitch, I certainly agree that anything which does not conform to Western standards (here in NYC we usually tune to A442, classical-speaking) can be quite bothersome as long as the 442-tuned pitch remains active in the head. However, a far more aggravating assault on my ears remains to be faulty relative (from one note to another) intonation. Because of this, I do not mind listening to old record transfers (usually quite sharp, A444 or higher) as long as the relative pitch stays in tune. In order for me to listen to things such as bagpipes or Indian music (microtones etc.), I basically have to throw my perfect pitch out the door and tell myself that music doesn't have to be perfectly in tune to provide satisfaction (I love bagpipe music, being part Scottish myself). My guess is that bagpipers of centuries ago probably didn't play "in tune", according to today's strict standards....in order to stay true to form, I think it is alright for bagpipers etc. to bend the pitch and color the intonation (intentionally or not!), to create a genuine feel.

  252. Alcohol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chugging a few top weight beers has the same effect as a pitch corrector. At least for the singer.

  253. There's a place.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a place for people who have talent but can't sing. Its called song writing.

    Or become a (C)RAP 'artist'. Then you need neither sing nor have talent.

  254. Antares apologizes for that. by CausticPuppy · · Score: 1
    One page 11 of the Owner's Manual for Antares Kantos (new audio-controlled synthesizer which also uses pitch tracking) is this funny little gem:

    The same crafty people who unwittingly unleashed "The Cher Effect" on the world with Auto-Tune have now used this power for good: kantos can follow pitch-bending, constrain input notes to all notes of a scale, or constrain the input to only certain notes.
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  255. Odd machine by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    In one music store about 2 years ago I was introduced to a machine that could make me sound like Johny Cash or Dolly Parton. Freaky to the max.

    First time I ever talked dirty to myself :-)

    I bet crank phone callers would love that thing.

    1. Re:Odd machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      machine that could make me sound like Johny Cash or Dolly Parton...First time I ever talked dirty to myself

      Was that with the Dolly mode or the Johny mode?

    2. Re:Odd machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your mom mode.

  256. Keeping Things Simple by Detritus · · Score: 1
    One of my favorite CDs, "Yonder" by Jerry Douglas and Peter Rowan, was recorded in various people's living rooms, with Neuman tube microphones, tube mic preamps, and a Tascam DA-88 digital recorder, according to the liner notes. It sounds very clean and life-like. It doesn't hurt that the music is performed by a couple of great musicians.

    I don't know if people still do it, but there was a time when direct-to-disc recordings were popular with audiophiles. I've listened to a few of them and I was very impressed with the sound quality.

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  257. Are they trying to sing out of tune? by konrd · · Score: 1

    About 99% of the guys singing in rap songs should run out to the store and buy this thing right away!

  258. I own an Autotune by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The auto tune doesn't perform miracles. If you can't get within 50cents of the note it's not going to work well. Saying singers shouldn't use an autotune is like saying people should tune insturment by ear instead of using electric tuners. Why should peoples creativity be stiffled by genetics? As long as bands write their own songs they can use whatever tech they want to improve the performance.

  259. Re:reference on perfect pitch research by wkjel · · Score: 1

    See the Scientific American article "Speaking in Tones". It seems speakers of Asian tonal languages have close-to-perfect pitch.

  260. Auto-tuning - my thoughts..... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    It was only a matter of time before this technology reached the live stage. I don't think many people even realize how much it was relied on for recordings throughout the 80's, much less in the 90's.

    I recall reading a recording magazine's article discussing how heavily Richard Marx relied on an autotuner for all of his recordings, for example. (I also recall the shock some people expressed at how much less "vocal talent" he seemed to have when they saw him perform live, when he did a show at Six Flags amusement park here in St. Louis.)

    It's just another effects processor, ultimately. I'm sure there are purists out there who can't stand distortion being applied to the natural sound of an electric guitar. I know there are many people who can't stomach electronic drums/drum machines in music. Obviously, there are also those who won't care much for this effect being applied to vocals either.

    In the end, I think the genre of music and the audience it's geared towards will determine how much autotuners are used. In a recording studio, pretty much anything's fair game (unless you're dealing with an act/artist that prefers a "raw" and "less refined" sound to the final recording - which is valid too). In live performances, I think harder/heavier rock acts tend to go for a more straightforward approach to things. Just project as much energy as possible and get the audience hyped up. For a "pop rock" act, achieving an "as close as possible to what you heard on the recording" sound is sometimes more acceptable.

    As someone who played guitar in a local band before, I can tell you I wouldn't necessarily have had a problem with our singer using an autotuner on stage. Quite frankly, the guy had lots of energy and good stage presence, but his voice was "on again, off again". He had his "good days" where he sung our songs great, but many other times, he sounded like he was slaughtering cattle.

  261. Not often. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    I guess they're seen as pretentious, or that the videos don't have enough titties. Ugh.

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  262. Nsync Uses em... in a good way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Though I do not like N'sync in any way... I am somewhat impressed that they use this technology in a creative way. If you've heard the vocal pitch slide in one of their more famous songs (no idea the name) thats this box being put to creative use. They sing one note, and it does the slide... sounds kinda nifty...

  263. Ha! by mtec · · Score: 1

    So now... you can tune a piano *and* you can tune a Phish...

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  264. I'd still like to... by mtec · · Score: 1

    try to tune 'em though.

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  265. Acapella singers use their ears by dickens · · Score: 1

    As far as I know, all these pitch correction devices use an equally tempered scale.

    After a few years of singing Barbershop harmony, and listening to my quartet's vowel match get progressively better, I can really start to sense how almost all non-acapella music is a little out of tune. Oddly enough, the two instruments I play are guitar and trombone, both of which let you tune by ear to a certain extent. Trombone is obvious but even on a guitar you can bend a note up if it's sounding a little flat. You just can't bend it down. I used to tune my low E a little flat because I always ended up bending it a little and rarely played it open.

    In Barbershop it gets weird. You can be singing a note, and say that note is the 3rd of the chord you're in, so it's a little flatter than an equally tempered 3rd. The next note may still be written a the same note but if it's the 5th of the chord you have to sing it sharper and louder or it won't be right. You have to be Justly in tune and listening to your three buddies to get the chord you want. There's no longer just major and minor, there's also bright, blue and everywhere in between.

    It's the world's best ear training, and loads of fun. Try it.

  266. let me rephrase it by mirko · · Score: 1

    we all know what a vocoder is and can do, some even better than you, as some of your reply's answers show.
    Now, if I tell you that it's a *fact* and it was publicly announced by Cher's producer himself who should be aware, then there's no more whining about vocoders vs autotune, ok ?

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  267. Old news by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

    These things have been around for ages. Pop music is all filled with auto-tuned vocals. Its quite obvious if you can putty up with the music long enough to listen for it. There are some good creative uses for auto-tuning, but making vocals sound natural is certainly not one of them.

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  268. Frontalot!!! by sharph · · Score: 1

    http://www.frontalot.com/mp3/mc_frontalot_-_bragga docio.mp3

    Yes... Thats auto-tune in the chorus.

  269. The Pitch Is Back? by po8 · · Score: 1

    Gord Adams, a Toronto music engineer, set up the sound system at last summer's Harley-Davidson 100th Anniversary Open Road Tour, which featured artists such as Journey and April Wine. He witnessed autotuners being employed there by about half the major recording artists.

    Heck yeah, I'll bet "If You See Kay" would really suck without pitch correction. WTF?!?

  270. Perfect pitch and absolute pitch are not the same! by dimension6 · · Score: 1
    Just thought I'd clarify something...

    Perfect pitch means one is able to identify a given pitch (according to Western systems, do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, and the accompanying sharps/flats)

    Absolute pitch means that one is able to sing a given pitch.

    By the way, I think that Shenkerian (the Shenkerian who posted above me, that is) is correct in saying that good relative pitch is the most necessary requirement, and a machine that corrects the relative pitch would be the most useful.

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  272. Thank you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha, this just made my day. What tickles my cultural bone here is the seemingly obvious increasing incompability between our western capitalistic comsumption orgy and our basic human nature. Have we indeed forgotten what music has meant for our cultural evolution ever since the dawn of our species? Now, however, it seems to be perfectly acceptable for the "musically impared" to entertain the masses using such technology. I for one believe that no-one lacks musical talent more than anyone else and that this trend will further degenerate our most fundamental abilities.

    In addition to being an anonymous coward I am also a musician and hacker. I'll probably monitor this discussion closer than any other on /. for days to come.

    Hooray for human nature!!
    /demoncleaner

    1. Re:Thank you! by my+first+account · · Score: 1

      So I created my first account and answered myself in hope of getting myself heard. Will it work? I'm too lazy to figure out the moderation policies. sigh.
      /demoncleaner

  273. 12 chromatic pitches? by Vintermann · · Score: 1

    Why do you think you have to limit yourself to that?
    My brother had a demo version of a commercial auto-tuning program. Was great fun, though of course in was on windows so the latency was horrible.
    You could have your voice corrected to any scale you wanted. Not just the chromatic scale, you could force it into the proper key, say d minor. Heh, Awful-Singer Spice probably needs that, I don't think she's accurate to a halftone most of the time.
    It had support for some rather eccentric scales as well. I amused myself by transforming my bawling into mongolian yodeling :-)

    Just a PS: According to my former folk music teacher Olve Utne all scales used by humans are in some way based on the Natural overtones* except down in Mali and Java and those islands. There it is instead based on the relative weight of the gongs!

    *(or what it is called. I am sure you know that if you double the frequency of a tone you rise an octave. If you start by doing that and thereafter keep increasing the pitch with a constant amount, the amount used in step 1, you get the natural overtones)

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  274. wouldn't work with rap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like it's a no no to be smart in that culture, sounding good is a no no as well. Only stupid and terrible sounding will do!

  275. Re:Spellchecker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck the false-positive spell checking. The autoformat makes me homocidal. All of a sudden you get number lists, bulleted lists, pages are indented for no apparent reason, tab settings go to hell, and all the little buttons in the ruler up top are in the strangest places.

    Fuck word, fuck microsoft.

  276. If only by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

    Avril Lavigne had had one of these at the Brit awards, my ears would still be healthy.

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  277. MV by MasTRE · · Score: 1

    > " ... I think we all realize that some singers sound different -- much different -- live than they do on CD's, but this just seems so, so, what's the word: fake?"

    I believe the term you're looking for is Milli Vanilli

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  278. Um, isn't this really, really old news? by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    It's all fake. My god, Letterman and co started using cameras that selectively soft focus just their faces back in 1996. Madonna's getting younger every day, and then there's Britney "panting like a dog" Spears and her "it's not lip syncing, it's just singing real quiet under a pre-recorded mix".

    If it passes through a piece of electronics, it's fake. If you don't see it with your own eyes, and hear it with your own ears, it's fake. That's not a judgement - when I'm watching fake titties bounce, I don't like to be distracted by off key wailing - just an observation.

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  279. Slashdot Not Uber-l337 For a Change by Databass · · Score: 1

    Gee, Antares Auto-Tune has been out now for what, 6 years? I have a demo of it on my old OS9 Mac, and you can get a hardware version.

    Yeah I felt the same way. Usually Slashdot comes up with articles about stuff I never herad of. But as someone with intermediate audio knoweldge, THIS article just sounds a little funny. You guys are just finding about "Auto-Tune" now?

    It's a little like hearing a buzz that authors have startd cheating by using a "new" technology called a "Spell-Checker" that automatically corrects spelling mistakes in a document. No really isn't that just WILD? The book industry is really lowering its standards with this one!

    I guess this just goes to show that the standard slashdotters are really up-to-date on some issues, but not on ALL issues.

  280. Re:YHBT YHL HAND by Disevidence · · Score: 1

    You realize thats the only comeback insecure fuckheads who make a idiot of themselves in a post have?

    The guy who didn't know shit about Milli Vanilli was a moron. Not a Troll.

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  281. Each to his/her own... by adriaan123 · · Score: 1

    I never get myself to use the autotuner if not for the effect. I like the effect, so when I use it, I use it in the extreme. (eg. changing the melody note for note) Then again, that's only when I do extremely eperimental electronic music. In "normal" music - go for the second take. Your ears might be used to the antares sound, not noticing it anymore, but believe me, EVERY time its used is noticable.

    (And all the while I thought its just a modern effect everyone latched on to. Never realised they're thinking they sound normal!)

  282. So what? by Lars+Luthman · · Score: 1

    Why does this matter? Would you be equally upset if I told you that the robot voice in Kraftwerk's "Computerwelt" is a voice synth, and not actually one of the band members? Isn't it the actual end product (the sound) that matters?

  283. Michael Bolton by Robmonster · · Score: 1

    Can we give Mikey-boy one of these and set it to correct his voice to 0 volume?

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  284. Ask and ye shall receive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://abcnews.go.com/sections/scitech/FutureTech/ futuretech030128.html

  285. She almost certainly still used it by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

    She still needs to make the recording that she is lip synching to. She probably isn't using her vocal track off the record. More likely, she laid down a vocal specifically for the superbowl lip synching, and used the auto-tuner to do so.

  286. Britney Live by superjohn_rtp · · Score: 1

    Anyone who saw the HBO "Britney: Live in Vegas" special knows full well that Miss Spears is NOT using pitch correction in concert. That would require her to ACTUALLY SING!!! Which she doesn't. At all. You don't need live pitch correction for an already pitch corrected recording.

  287. Fake is the right word by Stickster · · Score: 1

    I'm a musician, singer, and sometimes sound engineer and producer, and I am usually able to pick out use of these boxes in a recording situation. In a live venue, it's tougher because the people who can afford their use, maintenance and programming are typically large acts where the typical venue and audience size obscures their sound. Generally, the signs of pitch touch-ups on recordings, such as done by the Antares boxes, are: (1) pitch in the singer's voice that is abnormally accurate when holding a single tone, and (2) unnaturally quantized sounding intervals when the singer is changing pitch.

    The most trained human voice still has a characteristic "wobble," warble, or inaccuracy, especially when changing pitches. Even the most notably gifted singers, Pavarotti, Celine Dion, Aretha Franklin, etc., have their peculiar signatures or inaccuracies, most of which are simply felt sympathetically and probably not recognized, even by highly trained ears, when one is not paying very close attention. When these inaccuracies (or as I prefer to call them, "human touches") are eliminated, a trained ear can usually pick it up.

    Just to run a gamut that should encompass the listening habits of some readers, you'll hear quite a bit of this on many country hits of the past several years, like that song that goes "I am Rosemarie's granddaughter..."; a number of cuts on Avril Lavigne's album; of course the infamous Cher single "Believe," which used the auto-tuner as a gimmick for the song's hook and pretty much took the tool "out of the closet," so to speak; and innumerable other dance and pop records. (Oops, showing my age there, sorry.)

    You can of course get Antares plug-ins for ProTools (TDM, RTAS), VST or MAS for Mac, or DirectX for PC. (I don't know them, shill for them, or whatever. Just passing on the 411.)

  288. Re:Wow, an actual use for the Pythagorean theorem! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has nothing to do with the Pythagorean theorem. Seems like *your* years of mathematics were more or less wasted.

  289. Reminds me of a Far Side Cartoon by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

    The one where the mixer technician turned up the "Suck" knob.

    Yet another symptom of the utter lack of musical talent in pop culture.

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  290. Dead Kennedys by autechre · · Score: 1

    Was Jello Biafra's singing "perfect"? No, but it was _distinctive_. You can always tell when you're listening to the Dead Kennedys (although John Linnell, on his State Songs tour, did an eerily good impression when he and his backing band covered California Uber Alles as an encore. That was a jolt, to be sure.)

    The same is true of non-punk bands like Quasi and Hefner. The vocals are excellent, but a choir director would cringe at them. On the other hand, synth-pop bands like Freezepop make good music and _try_ to make their vocals sound like a synth, because it fits in with the rest of their style.

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  291. Music is still here by Jessta · · Score: 1

    you guys seem to think that music is dead because of things like MTV and stupid manufactured bands, but these only make up a extremely small population of the musicians in the world. This auto-tuner will probably gain wide use among the manufactured bands but it will never make it to the majority of artists who probably will never be able to afford it.

    If all you hear is MTV. Go to your local and listen to the wonderful crap that they play.

    LONG LIVE OUT OF TUNE MUSIC!!

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    1. Re:Music is still here by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      Er...the majority of bands probably *do* already use it, and you can get the software version for $99.

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  292. Re:AIR BRUSHING FOR MUSICIANS! 8*( by NulDevice · · Score: 1

    The tool is not a panacea.

    I've got the software version, and I can say with some confidence that if you suck as a singer, it's not going to fix it.

    What it is helpful for is correcting small errors. It can be used subtley. In fact, it's probably used a lot more than you think. Many, many "great" singers use it live for an extra push. Hey, if you've had a long day, or have a slight head cold, or whatever, there's no way you'll be able to hold that sustain in tune for 4 bars without drifting a little flat. This'll help that a bit. Not everyone who uses it ends up sounding like Cher.

    I've heard some absolutely AMAZING vocalists use Autotune live. I don't think less of them. I know they can sing, I've heard them - what's wrong with some technological backup?

    (as a side note, I'd *much* rather hear a computer sing than Celine Dion. Her voice is like fingernails on a blackboard to me).

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  293. Temperment by clifyt · · Score: 1

    True -- but when you are playing against most modern instruments, it sound bad to use your own temperment against what is going on. If you are in an acapella barbershop quartet -- hell yeah! Use proper intonation.

    For that matter if you are playing against unfretted stringed instruments -- those too can deal with the proper tonality. At least if you find someone that understands there IS a difference between G# and Aflat. Most musicians today would look at you funny for even suggesting there is a difference. Then again, I'm glad that my synth only has 12 notes to the octave instead of 24 or 36 or whatever (I knew a guy that designed a 36 note per octave synth that was set up using accordian buttons in different rows that he was sure to change the world...its a shame he never learned to play the thing with grace...then again, I also know a guy with a guitar with a 19TET scale with removable fretboards that sounds killer -- though he definately doesn't play anything diatonically...I wonder if the Xenharmonic mailing list is still around...I haven't been a member in years).

    As for the original posters comparison to the piano...anyone that is using software that is this terraced has it on the hardest of settings. This is USUALLY an effect as opposed to anything else. A friend calls it Oscillator Voice. It was used badly on a Cher song a few years back ad folks loved the effect. Its now a pop staple...one can say distortion in punk is the same sort of effect. I definately wouldn't consider this correction of any sort...just another noise to mix up the sound a little.

    Besides -- most of these softwares CAN tune to Just or Equal temperments with a click of a button. Load in a new scale and you are cool. Most of the automatic tuning programs will even allow you to hit a grace note and gives you a chance to correct it yourself before it slides into the correct note -- you adjust that sensativity as you feel the need.

    Anyone that doesn't know how to use this stuff either just isn't trying or is an idiot. Used judicasously (??? where is my spell checker?), it can do its job without ever stripping the humanity from a performance. Then again, humans are imperfect and thus its still human in the end :-)

  294. News? Hardly... by woom · · Score: 1

    My band has been using autotuners for atleast three years. What they ultimately do is to speed up the recording process, since we can accept minor flaws that the autotuner can correct. Wouldn't record without them.

  295. Re:Perfect pitch and absolute pitch are not the sa by Shenkerian · · Score: 1
    I've never heard of that distinction before, but it's potentially interesting.

    A quick Google search, however, lists several authoratative sites which conflate the two terms.

    For example:

    perfect pitch: n. See absolute pitch.
    absolute pitch: n. ... {Music} The ability to identify any pitch heard or produce any pitch referred to by name.
    (American Heritage Dictionary, 4th Ed., 2000)
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  296. Old, old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Folks, pitch correction has been around since the late 1980s (thank you Eventide). I have a box called a Digitech IPS33B "Super Harmony Machine", which can correct and shift pitch, create chordal harmonies (in the correct key) and arpeggiate, all in real time. It was made in 1992.

    "News" for nerds?

  297. Studio vs. Performance. by Java+Ape · · Score: 1
    I'll probably get modded troll, but I don't have a problem with using the best tools for the job.

    A variety of electronics are available to enhance vocal performance, and I think they have their place. In the computer world, is it "cheating" to use an IDE rather than a basic text editor for coding? Is using a cluster or network-distributed service to achieve lighting-fast performance somehow dishonerable? We use the best tools we can find meet our goals. Musicans are doing exactly the same thing

    Here's a quick example: I'm an amature musician. I'm a decent vocalist with some decidedly third-rate guitar skills. A few months ago a friend who has his own basement studio asked me to come over and cut a few tracks.

    One of the songs had a two-and-a-half octave range. I can hit just over three octaves, but the musical value of the extremes is questionable. This piece called for a thick, rich, bluesy presentation, which is especially hard to reproduce at the edges of the vocal range. Even after transposing for my voice, there were a couple of high parts where I sounded pretty thin and reedy, and a couple of lows that were gravely. Multiple takes didn't help, that's all I could deliver.

    Enter the magic of electronics. A couple of days later, my friend wanted me to come over to cut another harmony track, and check the vocals. I wasn't sure I ever wanted to hear this piece again, but I was amazed. It sounded just like me, without any noticable "robotic" tones or alteration. However, where I'd been thin or raspy I heard a full, well rounded voice with plenty of harmonics and depth. RJ (my buddy) muttered something about filters, compression, flanging, etc. The track was great, and I love to have friends listen to it, but I could never duplicate that performace live. In my opinion, that's not cheating, it's debugging. Which of you, finding a deficiency in your code, can allow it to remain unaltered?, well, neither can I! ;-)

  298. "Say What Again!" by brakk · · Score: 1

    They have personality. Personality goes a long way.