Unfortunately for anyone interested, Ben Stiller's Resume is just too ideal for this....If this article were a movie it would be night at the museum crossed with biodome.
Nah its not for drugs, its a smart, preventative measure...
"Alright students, now we are going to show you a slideshow of students who tested positive for STDs. Make sure you don't sleep with them...*click*"
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Focused 100% on realistic breast manipulation? Is this in the mission statement?! Do they have any developer openings?! My Revised List of Dream Jobs:
1. Realistic Breast Manipulation Developer
2. Astronaut
3. Batman
4. Fireman
What happens in Vegas, will be leaked via email a week later... not to mention via facebook and twitter (not myspace because noone uses it anymore)... or when that stripper you married shows up on your porch.
Finally! A way to differentiate between the real girls and the guys playing female characters just to stare and half naked night elves and get free shit from unsuspecting, desperate nerds. Now I know when I have my WOW wedding this time it really will be a chick!
Warcraft 3 modded maps are basically the only thing I play whenever I play it anymore. The blizzard map making community is huge and they are about to release Starcraft 2 (hopefully...) Game modding isn't a bad idea, and it could eventually lead to a professional career or interest in coding.
When I took classes in high school, they used something called JCarol to teach us Java. I agree with the other post that you shouldn't force the kid to learn to code, but you can always show him it and see if he is into it. He could learn Java via JCarol, or if he wants to code games you could teach him C#/.NET and get him onto the XNA Framework. Don't push the kid into anything, but if he shows interest, those are at least a couple of options that he may be interested in. Talk to him.
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Unfortunately for anyone interested, Ben Stiller's Resume is just too ideal for this. ...If this article were a movie it would be night at the museum crossed with biodome.
Alright, now that thats done, whos up for creating the Ultima Online 2 that never came out?
Nah its not for drugs, its a smart, preventative measure...
"Alright students, now we are going to show you a slideshow of students who tested positive for STDs. Make sure you don't sleep with them...*click*"
Focused 100% on realistic breast manipulation? Is this in the mission statement?! Do they have any developer openings?!
My Revised List of Dream Jobs:
1. Realistic Breast Manipulation Developer
2. Astronaut
3. Batman
4. Fireman
good point, then how about the x-ray vision? I guess one of those giant TSA scanners won't fit in an eye either, huh?
What happens in Vegas, will be leaked via email a week later... not to mention via facebook and twitter (not myspace because noone uses it anymore)... or when that stripper you married shows up on your porch.
Take that Gamestop! Thats what you get for having shitty support for PC gamers!
Viva la pc gaming!
Remember the days of playing Counter Strike on a 56k dial up connection? p.s. Reload sux!
Nah, its "there is no cow level... or area 51."
is that... 5G?
Im a 20 year old .NET developer, and I can assure you, there is no such thing as a "young, hip developer."
Finally! A way to differentiate between the real girls and the guys playing female characters just to stare and half naked night elves and get free shit from unsuspecting, desperate nerds. Now I know when I have my WOW wedding this time it really will be a chick!
Poor Prince... he must not have discovered internet porn yet.
No way! Birds are evil. They don't feel empathy. Haven't you ever heard of Yelling Bird
Nah, it has to sound much more fancy. Something like "Corporate Image Ambassador".
Those cops must have been fans of spaceballs.
It would probably be DVORAK. This mouse does look like such a piece of crap.
So as far as gender goes, does that mean that the equivalent to the coin landing "balanced perfectly on it's side" is a... err... has both parts?
So switching my lvl 7 dark elf warrior from chaotic neutral to evil gives a str bonus?
So that is why the rum is gone...
Warcraft 3 modded maps are basically the only thing I play whenever I play it anymore. The blizzard map making community is huge and they are about to release Starcraft 2 (hopefully...) Game modding isn't a bad idea, and it could eventually lead to a professional career or interest in coding.
When I took classes in high school, they used something called JCarol to teach us Java. I agree with the other post that you shouldn't force the kid to learn to code, but you can always show him it and see if he is into it. He could learn Java via JCarol, or if he wants to code games you could teach him C#/.NET and get him onto the XNA Framework. Don't push the kid into anything, but if he shows interest, those are at least a couple of options that he may be interested in. Talk to him.