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  1. Talk about slow! on Bugzilla 2.18 Goes Gold · · Score: 3, Funny

    It took them three years to get from 2.17 to 2.18? At a rate of 0.0333 releases per year, it must have taken them sixty-five years just to get to 2.17. That means they've been developing BugZilla since just after the start of World War II, which means they really ought to have shaken all the bugs out by now. Better drop the word "bug" from the name, then.

  2. Get over it on Where's My 10 Ghz PC? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If, as the Dr. Dobbs article says, "the free lunch is over", then the only sensible thing to do is make do with what we have now. For goshssakes, people, the computers we have now are already insanely over-powered. How many more gigahertz do we need my life already?

  3. Re:Evaluation of Technology on Futuristic 'Smart' Yarns from Carbon Nanotubes · · Score: 1

    You must be new here.

  4. Re:Credibility on Ex-Britannica Editor Reviews Wikipedia · · Score: 1, Insightful
    As an educator, Wikipedia needs to have impeccable credentials

    As an educator, you should not be perpetrating dangling participles.

    :-)

  5. Maybe he has a point ... on Ex-Britannica Editor Reviews Wikipedia · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Maybe he does have a point. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to tell whether he does or not, because the substance of his article was smothered in a thick, fatty layer of impenetrable snideness and sarcasm.

    If he wants us to respect his "reliable" source, he'd do better to publicise it in some other way than aping a narked thirteen-year-old. Show your competition some respect, sir, if you want to be shown some yourself.

  6. Re:There is no such thing as "User Error" on E-Voting Problems Are Mostly User Error, Says ITAA · · Score: 1, Funny
    One of the examples that sticks in my mind happened in a fighter plane. The knob to change the radio channel was exactly the same size and shape as the knob to deploy the flaps and was right next to it. The pilots would try to change radio channels and deploy the flaps instead and the plane would crash.

    Well, it serves the pilots right. They should have been concentrating on flying the darned planes, not listening to music!

  7. 5 or 1.5? on Have a Nice Steaming Cup of Java 5 · · Score: 1
    Is this in fact Java 5, or Java 1.5?

    Until the Java world manages to get its act together on agreeing that little detail, forgive me if I remain skeptical about their agreeing APIs in sufficient detail for write-once, run-anywhere to be anything more than a nice fairy-tail.

  8. A sequel? on Mel Brooks Says 'Spaceballs' Sequel In The Works · · Score: 1

    Surely a prequel would be more appropriate?

  9. Re:Sigh... the patent office stuffs up again on Xybernaut Patents Collar Computer · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Because Microsoft has very good lawyers.

    Won't do. The legal process is supposed to find in favour of the person who's right, not the person who's hired the best lawyers. Granted that it ain't always so, nevertheless it should surely be so in a clearly black-and-white case. However many lawyers MS hire, they will not be able to persuade a judge or jury that 2+2 = 5, and neither should they or anyone else be able to make the obviously invalid patents stick.

    I am not talking about those that are invalidated by a subtle technical point. I am talking about patents that are for something that everyone knew about a decade before they were issued.

  10. Re:Sigh... the patent office stuffs up again on Xybernaut Patents Collar Computer · · Score: 2, Interesting
    What I really can't understand is why it's supposedly so expensive for "infringers" to defeat these things in court. Suppose Microsoft decided to sue me for infringement of, oh I don't know, their patent on using four or more colours in a single application. Why do I need to spend money on lawyers? Why can't I defend myself, and have it all done in about twenty seconds flat?
    Microsoft Lawyer: Your honour, the accused
    has infringed our patent on using four or more
    colours in a single application.

    Me: M'lud, the patent is bollocks. Here is a
    file of prior art that I assembled in about
    ten minutes using google, showing that people
    have been doing this for decades before
    the patent was issued.

    Judge: [flicks through folder] Yes, you're
    clearly right. Case dismissed, and Microsoft
    must pay the accused $1M in compensation for
    wasting his and my valuable time.

    Seriously. Why wouldn't this work?

  11. Ooh, ooh, I know! I know! on Planning Phase Complete For Indian Moon Mission · · Score: 3, Funny
    From the article:
    How do you think space technology will change as a result of these low cost missions, satellites and space vehicles?

    I think it'll get cheaper.

  12. Even the Bad Guys are on our side on Report Says Patents Threaten Software Innovation · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This is excellent news indeed. A close friend worked for PriceWaterhouseCooper until recently, and eventually left because he couldn't keep living with the mentality that cared about nothing but money. I guess this is not unique to PWC, but is a tendency that will tend to afflict all big companies.

    The point is that they, unlike for example Richard Stallman, most surely have no axe to grind when they talk about software patents stifling innovation. When they complain about the effects of software patents, they are complaining only about their effect on the bottom line - and every informed analyst will know that. So their stance against software patents will carry a lot more weight than that of the people who've been crying out in the wilderness for all these years.

    It's strange the friends we seem to be making these days ... First IBM, now PWC.

  13. Re:v6 could help solve some net problems on IPv6 is Here · · Score: 1

    ... and you have no idea what you're replying to. Read the parent. The point is that spam prevention per se does not make Internet anonymity impossible.

  14. Re:v6 could help solve some net problems on IPv6 is Here · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Maybe I'm not thinking clearly, but I don't see a way of making the net spammer-proof without ending the concept of internet anonymity.

    I don't see a way of making the sending of email spammer-proof without ending the concept of email-sender anonymity. But that is not the same thing as Internet anonymity. Such a scheme need have no effect whatsoever on all the other numerous Internet protocols, including the Web.

  15. Re:Bastards on Odeon Orders Takedown Of Copycat Site · · Score: 1

    I live in zone 2 and would like to know where these cinemas are! Feel free to reply directly to me if you prefer that to posting. mike@indexdata.com

  16. Sounds familiar on The Traveling Salesman Problem Meets Starbucks · · Score: 1

    This guy may think he's purpose in life is unattainable, but he's got nothing on Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged.

  17. What about hardware differences? on Jumping From Computer To Computer · · Score: 1
    I am an Englishman, living in London, and working for a Danish company. I often visit my company in Denmark, where all the computers have their keys laid out completely differently from the QWERTY layout that we all know and love. That's before you even get into the positioning of all the non-alphanumerics, and without beginning to fear the special Danish characters like the "o" with a diagonal slash through it.

    How is Internet Suspend/Resume going to make those keyboards usable to me?

  18. Re:PNG's..... on GIF Slips Away From Unisys; Your Move, IBM · · Score: 1
    You can't make animations with PNG files....

    Explain again why this is a disadvantage?

  19. LRU Rules on "Evolved" Caches Could Speed the Net · · Score: 5, Informative
    There's a good reason why LRU caching (least recently used) is so widespread, and that is that it's very very hard to come up with a sophisticated algorithm that outperforms this very naive one.

    For the uninitiated, elements are added to an LRU cache until it fills up; thereafter, whenever a new element is added, space is made for it by throwing away the least-recently used one. Note, least recently used, not the least recently added, i.e. the oldest, since an element that was cached long ago may be used all the time, and so be well worth its place in the cache. For example, consider the company-logo image that your browser caches when you visit a new site and that is embedded in every page on that site. However old it gets, it's likely to continue to be used while you're on the site. As soon as you move to another site, it gradually shuffles its way down the deck until it falls off the bottom - which is precisely what you want.

  20. Re:The clueless userbase to propagates the worms. on ESR's Halloween XI -- Get the FUD · · Score: 4, Funny
    I would be very much interested in seeing it. Could you email, or make it available through http/ftp/whatever?

    I'd like to see it, too, please. I've set my root password to "querty". Please ssh onto my box and run this fascinating software so I can look into it.

  21. Re:Look at their history on Ballmer On Microsoft's Search Goofs · · Score: 1
    And concerning which browser is "the best", there's always the classic list of 101 things that the Mozilla browser can do that IE cannot.

    True, but there's one thing IE does do much better than Mozilla, and that's that the BACK button is quick. It always seems to take an age for Moz to go back a page, which in my book is absolutely unforgivable.

    The irony is that Netscape 4 was blindingly fast at this: much, much faster than either IE or Moz. And really, how hard can it be?

  22. Re:Totally out of context on Ballmer On Microsoft's Search Goofs · · Score: 1
    1.) Create a search engine that will be popular enough to rival Google.
    2.) Create a method of forcing users to view unending advertisements each time they search, click, blink, etc.
    3.) Profit unendingly.

    Dude, you forgot:

    • 2+1/2 ...
  23. How is this news? on The Arrival of Very Small Memory · · Score: 1
    How is small memory a new thing? I had small memory on my VIC-20.

    Obligatory 80s microcomputer fanboy reference: anyone else remember the adverts for the Dragon 32 and its "massive 32Kb memory"? The VIC's 5Kb is the smallest amount I've had to work with, but only because I managed to avoid the ZX-81.

    It certainly makes you think about browsers whose publicity material describes them as having a "small footprint", which then turns out to mean no more than ten megabytes. Or two thousand VIC-20s, if you want to think of it that way. A VIC is about three inches tall, so if you stack 2000 on top of each other (enough to run a "small footprint" browser), they'll be about 500 feet tall which IIRC is about the height of the Eiffel Tower. Now there's a mental image!

  24. From the article on Pop Up Ads in Space · · Score: 1, Funny
    In ``inventor'' of this thing is quoted as saying:
    People would be able to see writing in the skies from the Earth no worse than they see the stars.

    Speaking as someone who lives in a big city (London), I can hardly even remember what stars look like. A combination of light-pollution, smog and good, old-fashioned English weather mean that they are hardly ever visible.

    So neither will the adverts be.

    Cool: a use for pollution! As an ad-blocker.

  25. Re:What they did on EV1 Servers CEO Responds To Customers · · Score: 1
    In a perfect world you could do that, but a perfect world and the American judical system are not one in the same. SCO has high priced lawyers, so if you go in there with Lionel Hutz from the Simpsons, well you know how it will turn out.

    But WHY? Are judges and juries really that stupid that they are more influenced by Lawyer Flashiness Coefficient than by the self-evident facts of a case?

    What's the limit? What if Darl McBribe brings a lawsuit against me for murdering him? Do I have to hire Expensive Lawyers then? Can't I just point to him in court and say, ``But your Honour, he's alive, hence I can't have murdered him''? And if so, how is the SCO IPR case any different?

    Bollocks is still bollocks, even when spoken by someone in a sharp Italian suit. Surely the law respects that fact?