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  1. Oh thank god on The Surprising Statistics Behind Flash and Apple · · Score: 1

    Because Firefox users have no need for flash or Ad blockers do they.

  2. Re:Mmmmmm on LHC Spies Hints of Infant Universe · · Score: 1

    So how does it taste?

  3. Re:I'm s(t)imulating too on Orion Spacecraft On the Path To Future Flight · · Score: 0, Troll

    In my pants. And the byproduct is far more real than anything NASA can come up with these days for a Space Shuttle replacement. Cheaper too.

  4. I'm s(t)imulating too on Orion Spacecraft On the Path To Future Flight · · Score: -1, Troll

    In my pants. And the byproduct is far more real than anything NASA can come up with these days for a Space Shuttle replacement.

  5. Mmmmmm on LHC Spies Hints of Infant Universe · · Score: 0

    How does it taste?

  6. Billy Lee Roth on Steve Wiebe is the King of Kong Again · · Score: 1

    I'll take David Lee Roth over Mr. Rogers any day. Douche? Probably. Entertaining? Hell yes!

  7. Re:The nail that sticks out gets hammered down on Mega Man Designer Explains Japan's Waning Video Game Influence · · Score: 1

    So is that why they beat the shit out of the horses called Mario and Zelda? They were sticking out too far?

    On the other hand, I'd nail Peach any day. You could even say, "I'd hit that".

  8. Re:not just japan on Mega Man Designer Explains Japan's Waning Video Game Influence · · Score: 1

    French. I don't know how depressing that is, but it sure isn't the Sunnyvale culture that "didn't repeat games" and looked down their noses at the marketing people that foisted Asteroids Deluxe on the engineers on the rare occasion they did recycle content.

  9. Re:ultimate low impact on Online Shopping May Actually Increase Pollution · · Score: 1

    Well, I do have enough responses to this to qualify for a minor suicide cult - is there any good money in that?

    I mean how much did Jim Jones make - before he invested in Kool Aid?

  10. ultimate low impact on Online Shopping May Actually Increase Pollution · · Score: 5, Funny

    The moral of the story? Save the planet. Kill yourself.

  11. Awesome on Airbus Planning Transparent Planes · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now we can scare the bejeezus out of people who are suffering from both Aviatophobia (fear of flying), AND Acrophobia (fear of heights). Give the passengers some double strength espresso and now you've got a show! Woo-ga!

  12. Re:Governmental Takeover? on New Legislation Would Crack Down On Online Piracy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just plant child porn. He'll be sharing a cell quicker than you can say "club fed".

  13. Re:Big deal on 'Throttling' Broadband Provider Sued In Australia · · Score: 1
  14. Re:Big deal on 'Throttling' Broadband Provider Sued In Australia · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Considering that a judge said they have no enforcement power, how you got modded insightful is hillarious.

    Fucking amazing actually.

    http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2010/04/court-throws-out-fccs-smackdown-of-comcast-p2p-blocking.ars

  15. Big deal on 'Throttling' Broadband Provider Sued In Australia · · Score: 2, Informative

    Comcast has throttled any P2P traffic - regardless of your plan - into the ground. The FCC has told them numerous times to stop, they told the FCC to fuck off. Numerous times.

    But hey - things can play out different in Oz right? Whatever keeps those delusion flags flying is fine by me.

  16. no space station no point on Boeing Teams To Offer Spaceflight Trips · · Score: 1

    Great - you can look at the control panels or get farted on by the mission commander while attempting to look out a window smaller than a laptop screen. Unless you're going somewhere or have a view - forget it.

  17. Re:Easily solved on Study Shows Testosterone is Bad For High-Stakes Decisions · · Score: 1

    Then only married men would get MBAs.

    And the funny thing is you know I'm right.

  18. Re:RTFA. SRSLY. on Study Shows Testosterone is Bad For High-Stakes Decisions · · Score: 1

    And that's why women are paid more than men.

    The end.

  19. Re:Dragons Lair on IBM Patents Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Movies · · Score: 1

    Remember them, hell I've got 2 of those (Dragon's Lair and Time Traveler) in my living room right now.

    I guess IBM is going to sue me to the cleaners now.

    Check out http://dragons-lair-project.com/ for more laser history and info

  20. Re:Already denied on Steve Jobs Tries To Sneak Shurikens On a Plane · · Score: 1

    Yeah - this is believable because billionares often will travel on private planes and subject themselves to the riff-raff. Little people stories are so CUTE!

    I bet you pay all your taxes too - instead of forming an offshore company.

  21. Peek a Boo on Canadian Government Muzzling Scientists · · Score: 1

    "laugh if you want to - and say you don't care"

    "if you cannot see it - you think it's not there"

    "It doesn't work that way"

    Oh dad, we're ALL Devo.

  22. Re:kill the head the body will die on Pentagon Aims To Buy Up Book · · Score: 1

    Do both - it's easy to stage an accident, and plant child porn. Keeps the martyrs at bay.

  23. Re:kill the head the body will die on Pentagon Aims To Buy Up Book · · Score: 1

    But make sure you fill his hard drive full of child porn - that'll make him really popular (planting evidence is easy when you're dead! s'fun!)

  24. nerd humor fail on Microsoft Holds iPhone Funeral Event · · Score: 1

    Unfunny and self-defensive against someone killing you in the marketplace. Ya - that's nerd humor alright.

  25. kill the head the body will die on Pentagon Aims To Buy Up Book · · Score: 1

    Why not just kill him. It's vastly cheaper. Hasn't stopped the govt in the past - why stop now?