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  1. Beard scratching time on China's Radical New Space Drive · · Score: 1

    Having a good bushy beard came in useful while reading this comment. I furrowed by brow and scratched my beard in scepticism.

  2. Re:Now seriously! on What Birds Know About Fractal Geometry · · Score: 2

    Excelent point well made. No chips for me this lunch then!

  3. Now seriously! on What Birds Know About Fractal Geometry · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The notion of birds calculating the fractal dimension of a prospective mate's feathers seems about as farfetched as baseball fielders calculating the exact mathematical damped parabolic path of the ball to work out where to put their hand. It also indicates that if true, birds are much nerdier than my physicist friends and should in theory have less chance of getting a date. As such, this theory is debunked by birds not being extinct through lack of mating! I do buy the notion that birds could see the effect without doing the maths though.

  4. I would much rather share a flight with spuds than travellers. For example, new potatoes are tasty, whereas babies are noisy and smelly.

  5. Re:Human Cendipede... on Instagram Wants To Sell Users' Photos Without Notice · · Score: 1

    Well I was going to delete my account but now you mention that, I might just keep it.

  6. Avoid..? on Earth Avoids Collisions With Pair of Asteroids · · Score: 1

    Did we really avoid it? Did we jump out of the way? Did we cunningly hide behind something or choose not to bother going round the sun this time to avoid doom? No. If the small lumps of rock missed us without intervention then we certainly didn’t do any avoiding. So really what happened is: Orbit A had an interestingly (if you find a lump of rock interesting) proximity to orbit B.

  7. Too much like commitment on "Jedi" Religion Most Popular Alternative Faith In England · · Score: 1

    Is it not suspicious also that their main feature is a little stick that gets bigger when you hold onto it. Admittedly it is a kickass weapon, but the feminist within would prefer if there was a less masculine option

  8. Hurray! on Four Cups of Coffee A Day Cuts Risk of Oral Cancer · · Score: 2

    Now for the study proving that pizza and beer are good also. I feel I may be a valid entry to the data set there...

  9. Dressing gowns on High-Frequency Traders Use 50-Year-Old Wireless Tech · · Score: 1

    Lazy, lazy, lazy. If they gout out of their dressing gowns and actually went to the office, then they wouldn't need all this fancy stuff to do the trades.

  10. Shatters when cold on Scientists Develop Chocolate That Won't Melt At High Temperatures · · Score: 4, Informative

    Taking chocolate to the other extreme, dunking it in liquid nitrogen makes it shatter. I learnt a lesson that should not be repeated... Don't eat cryo cooled chocolate. When it shatters in your mouth it's like having a mouth full of cold knives. However after a while and some whimpering it did melt - so hurrah for melty chocolate!

  11. Appreciating photographs on Linus Torvalds Advocates For 2560x1600 Standard Laptop Displays · · Score: 1

    Indeed, it does seem silly that the laptop has enough ram and cpu to work on photographic pieces but here's no chance of appreciating them properly. On the other hand, my laptop was given to me so can't complain too much...

  12. Fiancée fluctuating price point on Huge Diamond Deposits Revealed In Russia · · Score: 1

    This potentially devalues my fiancée. Negative equity on the house and fiancée, ho hum

  13. Re:Just kill NASA already... on Warp Drive Might Be Less Impossible Than Previously Thought · · Score: 1

    Oh I say - unicorn burgers - now that's a good idea!

  14. Where can we buy shares? on Warp Drive Might Be Less Impossible Than Previously Thought · · Score: 1

    Where can we buy shares? This opens the universe for trading. The return in investment could be one over a small infinity. Much better than one over a large infinity!

  15. A good contender on Is Innovation the Most Abused Word In Business? · · Score: 2

    Innovation is a good contender, though it's got to be "plan". Some of the chaps in my department spout the term but quite frankly they couldn't plan their way out of a paper bag. Hurrah for being a civil servant...

  16. Skynet on Flexible Robot Can Change Colors · · Score: 1

    Potentially terminator now has cloaking. We are so doomed! Or at least those who live in the future are doomed. Since that doesn't presently include me, I think I shall enjoy a friday night beer and no doom:O)

  17. Re:An English translation, for us non-sociologists on Scientific Literacy vs. Concern Over Climate Change · · Score: 1

    This would suggest I'm a little bit to the left. This will not please my parents at all...

  18. Windows on Last Bastion For Climate Dissenters Crumbling · · Score: 1

    Nope, there's no global warming due to CO2. The problem is all these people who leave windows open while the heating is on. They "want a bit of fresh air". Go the the park I say.

  19. :O( on Spoiler Alert: Your TV Will Be Hacked · · Score: 0

    I just got an internet enabled TV and now you tell me!

  20. Re:The most important lesson in life being taught on Florida Thinks Their Students Are Too Stupid To Know the Right Answers · · Score: 1

    Seems rather the same over here in the UK. Rather sad isn't it.

  21. Re:build children's education around needs, not te on OLPC Australia Pushes Boundaries of Education · · Score: 2

    Excelently put. Though if I went for a job and the interviewer didn't know anything about recent history I'd be a little worried about what they thaught the future would hold. Perhaps the laptops should be issued to all students who do all their homework and appear to be giving school a go. Don't have to be good, but should try and be rewarded for it.

  22. Wrong starting point on OLPC Australia Pushes Boundaries of Education · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If every child gets a laptop, that's great as long as they're used. Microsoft did a study at my school in the 90's, giving half the students in the first year a laptop and not the other. The net reault was half the students carried on being taught the normal way and the other were also taught the normal way but had to carry a laptop about too. Essentially they were expensive bricks that did not get used. I often noticed the students with the laptops being taught in the PC rooms, using up desktop computers and with their laptops left in their bags on the floor beside them. When one of the most computationally ahead schools in the UK in the 90s couldn't think of anything to do with the laptops, do we expect people with no computer skills to do anything other than check email and play angry birds? Perhaps what's really needed is staff awareness, a curriculum and then laptops - in that order.

  23. Re:What is the relevance? on New Zealand Developers Building Open Source Code For Electric Cars · · Score: 1

    Indeed, it's all very nice having some software, but it'll nail you to a particular set of hardware - and that's now 3 years out of date...

  24. Soap on Battery-Powered Plasma Flashlight Makes Short Work of Bacteria · · Score: 1

    For when soap is just too simple...

  25. Re:Plasma torches, how do they work?! on Battery-Powered Plasma Flashlight Makes Short Work of Bacteria · · Score: 1

    Ozone and free radicals – very bad for bacteria. Further, this is not plasma, this is corona. Plasma is fully ionised gas. Corona on the other hand is an area or volume of week discharge through a gas – which is what this is. So this is a pen shaped thing with a week high frequency ~20kV discharge, almost certainly capacitivly coupled to the output to limit current. If it isn’t capacitivly coupled or otherwise current limited – hello RF burns!