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  1. Re:Easy to say when it's not his job on the line. on AI Is in a 'Golden Age' and Solving Problems That Were Once Sci-fi, Amazon CEO Says (yahoo.com) · · Score: 1

    "I suppose I'll agree with that."

    It doesn't matter if you think that or not. It only matters what the AI running you as a simulation thinks.

  2. Re:Yes there is... on 'There's No Good Way To Kill a Bad Idea' (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    Sorry to bust your bubble, but assuming a better idea will crowd out the old idea is like assuming evolution will take care of a problem in the particular way you want.

    Just like Mother Nature in evolution, Human memetics has its own ideas about what a "better" idea is and couldn't care less what you individually think.

  3. Quiet, or I'll put alcohol in your blood surrogate.

  4. For the Professors as well: on New Research Says Starting University Classes at 11am or Later Would Improve Learning (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    I once had a grad level quantum mechanics class taught by a prof who I found to be a nice guy, but was quite poor at teaching. The class was at 8 am.

    2 semesters later, I had him again for a more advanced QM class. This was at 5 pm. I could hardly believe he was the same teacher. He was good. The problem had been that he was an extreme night owl (as I was) and he just couldn't get woke up enough that early to be coherent.

    I later mentioned it to the department chair and he said, "Oh yeah. When we want to punish Kevin, we give him an 8 am class." I retorted that he was punishing us (grad students) far more.

  5. Re:manatee reproduce too slowly on Manatee No Longer An Endangered Species (miamiherald.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    "There is increasing competition from fish, which produce a ton of eggs."

    Yeah, but how many fish eggs would I have to crack for an omelet?

  6. Old (1980s) Advertising Poster: on What If You Could Eat Chicken Without Killing a Chicken? (theoutline.com) · · Score: 1

    "Save a chicken! Eat a pizza."

    Had a drawing of a chicken kneeling and begging.

  7. Re:Whadda think, Bruce Perens? on SpaceX Plans To Send Two People Around the Moon In 2018 (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 2

    The heck with that. Have him estimate the likelihood of me winning the lottery I didn't buy tickets for.

    Yeah, Sofia Vergara showing up in my bedroom would be nice, but the likelihood of anything more happening than her channeling the Talking Heads and saying "This is not my beautiful house!" and walking out is less than the above.

  8. Louis Prima: on Amazon Now Gives Away 5,000 Bananas a Day (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    "Hey! Please no squeeza da banana!"

  9. They already are: on US Military Seeks Biodegradable Bullets That Sprout Plants (newatlas.com) · · Score: 1

    You generally shoot targets rather than people during training.

  10. Re:For self-aggrandizing values of "expert"... on Humans Marrying Robots? Experts Say It's Really Coming (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    "May as well write about marriage between toasters and humans."

    The writers of Battlestar Galactica already did.

  11. Obligatory SNL Quote: on Fidel Castro Is Dead (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    "In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead."

  12. In our vision of the "new" connected world: on It Looks Like Apple is Killing the Physical Esc and Power Keys On New MacBook Pro · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You never turn off your devices. You will be constantly be consuming monetized content.

    Including the surf noise it plays while you're sleeping.

    Someone who wants to turn it off must, obviously, be deviant and need intervention.

  13. Re:The Obvious Conclusion: on 4Chan Hackers Claim To Have Remotely Wiped John Podesta's iPhone and iPad (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    See! You just confirmed Moot's financial link to them!

    It was all a conspiracy, I tell you!

  14. Re:The Obvious Conclusion: on 4Chan Hackers Claim To Have Remotely Wiped John Podesta's iPhone and iPad (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    Would you want Sarah Palin peeping in your back window? Sounds pretty creepy to me.

    And Russia blocked 4chan 2 years ago (and 4chan blocked all of Russia for a time this year due to a DDOS).

    Obviously this is all just a cover to throw us off the scent!

  15. Isn't the link through some guy named Goldstein, and dates back to 1984?

  16. The Obvious Conclusion: on 4Chan Hackers Claim To Have Remotely Wiped John Podesta's iPhone and iPad (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those b-tard trolls on 4chan have always been tools of Putin and the Russian government, and they are trying to tilt the election!

    Let's investigate the history of finance links between Moot and the Russians. Has he ever attended FSB (He's not old enough for KGB) training? ;) (for the blindly humor impaired)

  17. This is hysterical: on YouTube-MP3 Ripping Site Sued By IFPI, RIAA and BPI (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 1

    So, let me get this straight:

    Youtube is a company that makes large amounts of money off of people uploading pirated content. It then puts up a cumbersome problem plagued automatic system to "address" copyrighted content problems, but in reality has such a big legal budget that most organizations wouldn't want to go up against it in court.

    And now, the MPAA etc are up; in arms over sites that help users "pirate" this pirated content.

    I know there is no shame, but that's a pretty big elephant standing in this coat closet.

  18. So, we'll have it that Wikipedia can post age data about an actor or some other public figure, but IMDB can't?

  19. Which analysts? It's important. on Bank of America Analysts Say There's A 50% Chance We Live In The Matrix (independent.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Is there any chance these were a bunch of analysts BOA picked up on the cheap from the 5300 people Wells Fargo fired recently for setting up phony bank accounts?

  20. Or should we call it "The vast Russian conspiracy"?

  21. Dear Palo Alto: on No Coding in Palo Alto? City Takes On Silicon Valley Growth (siliconbeat.com) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Please do this and point all the companies that move out to Champaign, Illinois.

    Massively cheaper cost of living and home to an excellent university that turns out lots of CS majors and other technical types every year.

    Sincerely,
    The residents of Champaign-Urbana Illinois and surrounding towns. We'd love to have your problems..

  22. Re:Prepare to be on EmDrive: NASA Eagleworks' Peer-Reviwed Paper Is On Its Way (ibtimes.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Libelous!

    I don't wear armor, and we're only a Brigade.

  23. Obvious question: on Isolated NASA Team Ends Year-Long Mars Simulation In Hawaii (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Did they have powdered toast to put their powdered cheese on?

  24. This is vintage Facebook: on Facebook Says Humans Won't Write Its Trending Topic Descriptions Anymore (recode.net) · · Score: 1

    The response is vintage Facebook. The descriptions weren't what was being complained about. It was the method of choosing which articles to highlight. So, they go to an algorithm for choosing them and say that it's now unbiased (ignoring the obvious fact that I can write an algorithm that's just as biased. It's just a set of rules and I can make the rule set whatever I want.)

    But, they also removed the human written descriptions which is something separate from the matter of choosing what is displayed as trending. This makes the feature suck. It will get people annoyed.

    I suspect that a few weeks from now, Facebook will announce that this was an overwhelming failure and go back to the old way. If anyone then complains, they'll talk about how they gave the users a "choice".

    This is the same kind of choice they gave when some years back they allowed us to decide whether we took the new interface or waited a week before we took it.

    Facebook commonly gives its users a choice that really is no choice and is actually a "shut up and gives us page views" response.

  25. Re:Oh please. on The Chip Card Transition In the US Has Been a Disaster (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    This was a debit card I was using rather than credit, so it was pin rather than signature.
    As to the sequence, it depends. some indeed do let you do that, but many still require you to wait for the cashier. In some cases that's for extra steps required, like a signature for a prescription medication or entering your birth date as a cross check that the prescription is going to the right person.

    In many cases, it's probably just the processing company that wrote/customized the software (or the store itself in the case of larger retailers) saying: "But that's the way it's always been done."