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  1. Re:Offended on MPAA Infiltrating Campus Nets with Software · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a misogynist, I am offended that you are a feminist.

  2. Once again on John Woo & Metroid the Movie? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I weep for humanity, for I remember the Super Mario Bros. movie.

    No good can come from this.

  3. Re:Software? on The Worst Development Job You've Ever Had? · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're the only one I know who's had a job in your dad.

    Of course, everyone's had a job in your mom.

  4. My worst job on The Worst Development Job You've Ever Had? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was hired to help update a financial company's internal software. The day I get there, I get told that the funding for the project was cancelled. I spent a summer in a file room re-organizing the hard copy of all their transactions. I'd have quit, but I needed money.

  5. Online ads? on Ballmer On Microsoft's Search Goofs · · Score: 2, Funny

    I rue the day that you can't even get through slashdot without seeing some kind of "Buy Microsoft Software at www.microsoft.com" ad.

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    Damn!

  6. Next headline you'll see on NASA Says Mars Rocks Formed in a Salty Sea · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Opportunity Rover on Strike: Demands Pina Coladas, Sunscreen, and 5 days off to enjoy time at beach."

  7. That proposed "stamp" on Gates on Spam · · Score: 1, Troll

    The proceeds of a stamp would likely find its way into his pocket, I'm sure.

  8. If it crashes... on The Disposable Computer · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I get Windows running on this thing (with 32k!) and I get a BSOD, do I just throw it away and get a new one instead of a reboot? Or even better, could I mail it to MS and ask for a new one?

  9. Re:Leisure Suit Larry(TM) Magna Cum Laude on Sam & Max Sequel Canceled · · Score: 2, Informative

    But Al Lowe is not involved.

    There IS NO SEQUEL.

  10. Re:Hm... on Sam & Max Sequel Canceled · · Score: 1

    pretty new to the gaming scene, aren't ya?

  11. Bastards! on Sam & Max Sequel Canceled · · Score: 1

    Bastards! All of them!

  12. Re:Spending out of control on US Military Builds MMO Earth Simulator · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Blah Blah Blah.

  13. So would this be... on US Military Builds MMO Earth Simulator · · Score: 0

    The Earth Mk II?

  14. Re:Doubt this is a big problem... on Electric Shavers Rot Your Brain · · Score: 4, Funny

    Judging by most posts on Slashdot, I'd say the damage has already been done!

  15. Enough on Morphing Code to Prevent Reverse Engineering? · · Score: 4, Funny

    The code I write is obfuscated enough as it is. I'm my own anti-piracy mechanism.

  16. Re:I recommend on Good Online FPS Games/Servers For Beginners? · · Score: 1

    Wow, he beat me by a couple seconds. My IQ must be low. Kick me out of the gene pool now.

  17. Re:LORD! on Good Online FPS Games/Servers For Beginners? · · Score: 1

    Holy cow, how did your post end up right ahead of mine and saying the same thing basically? Talk about coincidence.

  18. I recommend on Good Online FPS Games/Servers For Beginners? · · Score: 1

    Try Legend of the Red Dragon. Very easy to get into.

  19. Equalizing? on Space Station Leak Found, Fixed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds more like it was trying to equalize pressure between the space station and the vaccuum outside...

  20. So the next time on Chemists Crack Secrets of Mussels' Super Glue · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, the next time a lamp breaks or something, I'll just go fetch a mussel and fix it with that. Cheap and easy! Just don't tell PETA.

  21. Re:where is the peer review? on Black Holes No More -- Introducing the Gravastar · · Score: 1

    You mean the official theory that has holes in it? Until we actually get a hold of one, it really doesn't matter, does it?

  22. Sweet on Warflying 2013 Access Points in Los Angeles · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll just get a hot air balloon and get to the right spot and kiss those Internet access fees goodbye!

  23. Little? Cylon? Different? on New Battlestar Galactica Premieres Monday · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You know, if they wanted to do a different story, that's fine. Great. Good stuff. They shouldn't, however, have called it Battlestar Galactica. They should have slapped on a different name for the Cylons, different ships, and different character names. Not that hard to do, but it would probably draw more people to watch it than tacking on a known name and then having it blow up in their faces.

    Which I think they deserve.

  24. Norweigan Economic Crime Unit? on DeCSS: Jon Johansen Retrial Begins · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Since when does Norway have enough economy to need a crime unit for it? I thought all they had were fjords!

  25. Hawking and CS on Computer Control Implants for the Paralyzed · · Score: 1

    In CounterStrike, Hawking would be an AWP whore.

    Someone needs to frag his ass.