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  1. Re:In other words... on Microsoft's Vigilante Investigation of Zombies · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember public service announcements that said that, on average, a car is stolen every 60 seconds in the United States. It doesn't seem like that the statistical comparison between the two is that great when you look at it that way.

  2. Re:Is The U.S. Becoming Anti-Science? on Is The U.S. Becoming Anti-Science? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is it? I say we reserve judgement until I've had time to collect, validate, and interpret some data on this...

  3. Re:Disney? on Disney Encrypting Screener DVDs to Prevent Piracy · · Score: 1

    Cinderella was released in, I think, the 1930's. Disney beats any piracy technique here that doesn't involve time travel.

  4. Real men on Dvorak on 'Rinky-Dink' Software Rant · · Score: 3, Funny

    Real men edit their .jpgs from the command line by feeding hex values and pixel coordinates. EVERYTHING else is rinky-dink.

  5. And if you get even CLOSER... on A Closer Look at SUSE 10 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It all starts looking like a bunch of 1s and 0s.

  6. 5.5% last year... on Are Skimpy Raises the New Normal? · · Score: 1

    And this year, I'm expecting something significant to go along with my promotion. Don't know how much it will be, but I'm thinking 10%-ish is in the right ballpark.

  7. Re:Is anyone surprised? on Lawmakers Support U.S. Control Of The Internet · · Score: 1

    It wouldn't bother me terribly to see that happen, and we might even see a dramatic drop in spam at least for a while. But my point was, it's pretty arrogant for US lawmakers to think that they can tell the rest of the world, "No, OUR internet!" when their servers and their wires are all in their jurisdiction. How do we expect to be able to enforce that we're going to maintain control of DNS when that is the case? There's nothing to stop other countries from doing whatever the hell they want, and most of them probably will sooner rather than later if we try to push them around.

  8. Is anyone surprised? on Lawmakers Support U.S. Control Of The Internet · · Score: 1

    If US lawmakers could seize control over meatspace through legislative fiat, they'd be in favor of that, too. The real question is, how are they going to enforce the rest of the world not forking the internet into a disparate, regionalized network of networks with borders?

  9. Re:Happy, uh, 34th birthday, email on Email Turns 34 · · Score: 1

    Well, whatever. It's actually the beta test for the 35th birthday.

  10. Happy, uh, 34th birthday, email on Email Turns 34 · · Score: 3, Funny

    34 is a round number in base-34 notation. That's why it's so important to observe this anniversary, in case any non-geeks who happened to be misdirected to this page for some strange reason were wondering.

  11. Re:Is this the same Bill Gates? on Bill Gates Speaks Out Against Next-Gen DVDs · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Bill G says it's anti consumer not because it's anti-consumer, though it is, but because it's not completely controlled by Microsoft. Anti-consumer implementations of technologies that are Micrsoft owned and controlled are just fine for him.

  12. Re:Geez... on NASA Puts A Stop To Space Romance · · Score: 4, Funny

    This should be modded Insightful. If space sex were mandatory, we'd be on Alpha Centauri by now.

  13. For a neat example of what PHP can do on PHP Succeeding Where Java Has Failed · · Score: 1

    Check out the link in my .sig, it's a web-based game based on an old MUD, done up in php.

  14. Tier 1's dying? OMG! on Tier One ISPs Dying · · Score: 1, Funny

    Has Netcraft confirmed this?

  15. YCPAT on Are Media Writers Biased Towards Apple? · · Score: 1

    With no Microsoft-centric frame of reference, Microsoft cannot look good.

    Even then, you still Can't Polish a Turd.

  16. Still not the top zealot on Wikipedia Founder Sees Serious Quality Problems · · Score: 3, Funny
    'Meanwhile, criticism from outside the Wikipedia camp has been rebuffed with a ferocious blend of irrationality and vigor that's almost unprecedented in our experience: if you thought Apple, Amiga, Mozilla or OS/2 fans were er, ... passionate, you haven't met a wiki-fiddler.'


    These people still can't hold a candle to Jack Thompson.
  17. Re:HP Website not all that linux-friendly on Stopping Linux Desktop Adoption Sabotage · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I bought a ze4610 back in Feb '04, on the strength of it running Knoppix nice in the store (Circuit City)... and mine came with a real XP Home installation CD, not a restore disk. I also got, separately in the package, a disk with all of HP's utilities and drivers and assorted bundled software, AND a student edition of Office 2003 for some reason, even though I wasn't a student, which I never bothered to install because I don't care for the product activation.

    I promptly ditched XP Home and installed XP Pro, and then wrote to HP support asking them if it was possible to resize the partitions on the disk to dual boot with Linux, and while they told me they don't support it, they did give me instructions for how to do it, with the caveat that I would be on my own if I ran such a configuration, which was fine, and doing this didn't affect my warranty in any way.

    Given that they don't provide Linux, I don't expect them to support it, although I wish it were an option and that they would offer it along with support for whatever version of Linux they decide to provide. On the whole, it was a positive experience and I was happy with the purchase decision.

  18. Re:Completely different. on Office + OpenDocument, Never Say Never · · Score: 1

    The editor corrected the headline, so all the posts saying "Hey, I remember OpenDoc as something different" are now complaining about nothing.

    Stupid editors. Complaining about nothing is what I come here for!

  19. Random pattern of yellow dots on Designer on Slashdot Overhaul Plans · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think that /. should include a new background that has a random pattern of sub-1mm yellow dots in it, for the tinfoil hat people so they can feel safe about printing articles posted here.

  20. pacman to the rescue on Hidden Codes in Printers Cracked · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just send in the little round yellow guy to eat some of the dots and confuse the feds. No more paranoia!

  21. Re:Trillian on It's Time To Take Back Instant Messaging · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Until MSN, AOL, and Yahoo! decide to close unofficial clients out, then it becomes a huge pain in the ass arms race.

  22. Re:It's only a matter of time on Bacteria-killing Pencil · · Score: 5, Funny

    DARTH VADER: The circle is complete, when last we met I was the student, now I am the master.

    OBI WAN KENOBI: Only a master of disinfectants, Darth. If you strike me down I shall become cleaner than you can possibly imagine.

  23. If I were a politician, I'd love this on Price Comparison Shopping in MMORPG · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's an instant cure for homelessness, joblessness, and poverty. Just set some bums up with EQ accounts and have them farm valuable objects all day long, sell them to other people, and they too can now become productive members of the real economy, will no longer need welfare, and will be generating taxable income.

  24. cool tech, but dumb implementation on Future Cell Phone Knows You By Your Walk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If the gait biometric fails, and the system falls back to a password, then the system is still no stronger than a password based authentication scheme. So why add the extra complication and expense that developing this technology must surely add?

  25. It's amazing, isn't it? on World Standards Day 2005 · · Score: 1

    Isn't it amazing that these three organizations were able to agree on today as the day to celebrate International Standards Day?