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Microsoft's Vigilante Investigation of Zombies

Morgalyn writes "According to an article at Information Week, Microsoft has decided to fight zombie-launched spam in their own way. In conjunction with the FTC and consumer rights groups, Microsoft set up a clean computer and then infected it. They monitored the 'zombie' over the course of 20 days - 'In those 20 days, this one computer received 5 million connection requests from spammers, and sent 18 million spam messages'. This whole operation has led to the (partial) identification of 13 different spamming groups, some of which reside in the US and may be prosecuted under the CAN-SPAM act."

341 comments

  1. Steve Ballmer on Zombies by ponds · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft should just have Steve Ballmer fucking kill them.

    1. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by non0score · · Score: 1, Redundant

      By throwing chairs at them?

    2. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by conJunk · · Score: 5, Funny
      Microsoft should just have Steve Ballmer fucking kill them

      Gives new meaning to "i've burried them before and i'll burry them again" eh?

    3. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
      Microsoft should just have Steve Ballmer fucking kill them.

      I understand a new measure of punishment available in Washington State is to stand a man up before a wall, offer him a last cigarette, blindfold him and then have Steve Ballmer throw a chair at him.

      Sounds unusual, if not cruel, to me.

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    4. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear that it was actually a low-level Microsoft employee sending out the spam.

    5. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by mctk · · Score: 4, Funny
      Why should he have all the fun? I've been training my whole life for this, just let me at 'em.

      :: grabs sawblade with gravity gun ::

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    6. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by ravenspear · · Score: 2, Informative

      To whoever modded this as troll, you obviously missed the Ballmer rage reference.

    7. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by Senzei · · Score: 1

      Despite the comments of anonymous spelling nazis I really wish I had mod points for this.

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    8. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by Slashdot_Gandhi · · Score: 0, Funny



      They forgot to mention if installing windows was part of the "infection" process?

    9. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by AngryNick · · Score: 1

      I rarely laugh out loud when reading /. You got me with that one.

    10. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if they really did miss it...

      I mean, how long is a joke funny for? The first couple of days it was. Over the rest of the week it got boring. Now it's plain annoying and bothersome. Get over it already. It's not funny anymore, just like the in korea only old people/in soviet russia whatever you/etc.

      You guys sound worse than an old broken record. What's next, this week's 10000th "throwing chairs" post?

      But hey, this is slashdot, and we'll keep seeing this in every topic everyday for the next 10 years. It only takes 3 ppl to like some old tired joke and it gets modded up to 5 (assuming poster has good karma), so there's no hope left.

    11. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by dextromulous · · Score: 1

      I think you meant to say: Fucking Kill(TM)

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    12. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds good to me. I'd love to see ol' monkey boy hopping up and down on the spammers skulls shouting, "Developers! Developers! Developers!"

    13. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by utnow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I love this... I've read through the first few pages of comments and this is my observation:

      Microsoft takes a pro-active step toward curbing spam, something that we universally hate, and for some reason MS is taking insult left and right.

      If you're going to deride them at least do it when it's appropriate... not when they're taking a legit step toward finding a solution.

    14. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by Pyrion · · Score: 1

      Well it has to be cruel and unusual for it to be unconstitutional.

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    15. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by Nanoda · · Score: 1

      I hearby swear to purchase and install the full version of Windows Server 2003 on my 2k box should that actually happen.

    16. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      If you're going to deride them at least do it when it's appropriate... not when they're taking a legit step toward finding a solution.

      Yeah, I see this as a Good Thing (TM), but the article makes it sound like Microsoft just invented the honeypot - ooh, more innovation! Also, according to the article, MS couldn't handle all the data their honeypot generated. C'mon, they've got more money than God and Croesus combined. They could certainly throw a few dozen Dell PCs and few dozen interns at the effort if they were really serious.

    17. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      If you're going to deride them at least do it when it's appropriate... not when they're taking a legit step toward finding a solution.

      I agree with you, but more importantly, I'm disappointed with the sheer lack of jokes about how they must have been running Windows on that computer they let get so blasted infected in just 20 days.

      No "20 Days? More like 20 minutes!"
      No "The first time failed because they installed Linux."

      Personally, I think there are plenty of reasons to not like Microsoft's software on a purely objective level, tactics aside. But with their spyware software and now this, at least they are trying to do something to clean a mess they helped make.

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    18. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get over it already. It's not funny anymore, just like the in korea only old people/in soviet russia whatever you/etc.

      "In Soviet Russia, old Korean people will fucking bury ME, they've done it before and they will do it again" - Steve Ballmer on Slashdot memes

    19. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by angulion · · Score: 1

      I agree that this is a positive development, what I think many object to is that they "try to do something to clean a mess they helped make" and then charges a price for the solution.
      MS-Anti-Spyware, Anti-Virus etc. will likely all cost money.

      Also to be seen is if it is just an effort to reach a goal or a process (like security is).

    20. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by utnow · · Score: 1

      I disagree that they created the problem. This would be like accusing malls of creating shoplifting, or accusing ford for creating grand-theft-auto. They all created a venue that is being used unscrupulously... I say they SHOULD charge for the solution to the problem... just like you pay extra for an alarm system, or the club, or a security guard. If you expect results, you should expect to pay someone to provide them. Just because there's a huge hobbiest culture providing these things for free (ala linux) dosen't mean that it's a good long-term solution.

      With that said, when you pay for a solution, it should _work_. What we're paying for is accountability.

    21. Re:Steve Ballmer on Zombies by Robert+The+Coward · · Score: 1

      Yea but ford doesn't give you a car with no locks on the door and a push button starter then charge you rent if you want a door lock and an alarm system.

      Robert

  2. Microsoft fighting zombies? by MrFlannel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not a moment too soon! With Halloween on Monday and everything, this comes at a perfect time to save my brain. I'll still lock my doors though.

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    1. Re:Microsoft fighting zombies? by robertjw · · Score: 1

      They should hire George Romero to make a documentary.

  3. In other words... by shades66 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Microsoft set up a clean computer and then infected it."

    So they switched it on and connected it to the net?

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    1. Re:In other words... by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      "Microsoft set up a clean computer and then infected it."

      So they switched it on and connected it to the net?


      Yes, exactly. The article isn't especially well written.

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    2. Re:In other words... by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Yeah, but that's not the kicker, the kicker is that these asswipes let the 18 million spams get sent! Totally irresponsible!

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    3. Re:In other words... by shades66 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      >let the 18 million spams get sent!

      So can't they be fined for knowingly allowing this machine to send spam?

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    4. Re:In other words... by slavemowgli · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You moderators may think that's funny, but there's more than a grain of truth in there. The current estimate by the ISC's DShield for how long it takes for a random computer to get infected after it's connected to the Internet is 26 minutes.

      Think about that for a moment... and then ask yourself why we actually take this for granted instead of suing Microsoft into oblivion. Would a car company get away with cars breaking down on real-life roads an average 26 minutes after they're purchased? The thought is totally ridiculous, yet we accept the same from Microsoft. Why?

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    5. Re:In other words... by mctk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Should they be fined for knowingly allowing this machine to send spam?

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    6. Re:In other words... by schon · · Score: 1

      So can't they be fined for knowingly allowing this machine to send spam?

      Only if they allowed the spam to reach the destination.

      It would be trivial to set up a non-delivering SMTP server and then transparently proxy all the emails to it.

    7. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I think it is more like Honda makes a car that crooks highjack because the owners don't lock their doors or close the windows when they leave it running. Of course, in some cases, the door locks did not come with the car though.

    8. Re:In other words... by texwtf · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's not a reasonable analogy. This is more like the car is broken into within 26 minutes.

      The Internet is like Baghdad for computers but 10000 times more intense.

      The operating system doesn't merely fall apart - it's broken apart by the equivalent of roaming street thugs.

      I agree that microsoft it partially responsible (does rpc really need to be accessible by default?) - but on the other hand, until very recently your average linux install didn't take long to get 0wn3d either.

    9. Re:In other words... by Viper+Daimao · · Score: 2, Insightful
      as per the summary,
      In conjunction with the FTC and consumer rights groups,

      So I would presume that they had all this ok'ed ahead of time and will not be fined.
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    10. Re:In other words... by shmlco · · Score: 1

      I have to question the validity of those numbers as well. Does that apply to "new" computers? Try buying a Windows box these days that doesn't have Norton or MacAfee pre-installed.

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    11. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      let's try a working analogy:

      If there were people roaming the streets by the millions carrying around grenade launchers, would you sue ford if someone hit you with it and the car stopped functioning? Sure, there's a few companies out there who will sell you a car/tank that will take a hit from a grenade launcher, but it's not really feasible for 99% of the market.

      BTW, those IDC's were taking an unpatched base install of the first iteration of XP. Not exactly a fair comparison considering all the patches since it was released... That's like ford offering free armor plating, and you not installing it and whining that it's not as good as one with armor plating.

    12. Re:In other words... by misleb · · Score: 1

      They had to to make it valid. Spammers run tests to make sure the spam they are sending is being delivered. If they communicate the non-delivery with other spammers, you're not going to catch many people.

      -matthew

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    13. Re:In other words... by dr-suess-fan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This will happen with nearly any O/S. I've heard the same story about any unpatched O/S whether it be RH, SUSE, OS/2 yadda yadda.

      Putting any unpatched system on the net is dumb. This is not unique to MS software

      I've seen some other posters mention car analogies. I think a good analogy for my point is: Would you drive a car that has had 26 factory recalls on it ?

    14. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they just installed Windows Me.

    15. Re:In other words... by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Are you willing to say that you own code is 100% safe from the sort of issues that Microsoft encounters?

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    16. Re:In other words... by misleb · · Score: 2, Funny

      But cars don't break down after 26 minutes because they come with a firewall.

      -matthew

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    17. Re:In other words... by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Would a car company get away with cars breaking down on real-life roads an average 26 minutes after they're purchased? The thought is totally ridiculous, yet we accept the same from Microsoft. Why?

      The answer is that traditionally, people have always viewed computer software as Magical -- we stand in awe at the fact that it functions at all, much less perfectly. In the past, when computers were new, scary, powerful, and incomprehensible, this viewpoint may have made sense. But in today's world, I think our attitudes need to shift toward expecting more reliability from our software. It isn't magical, any moreso than a suspension bridge. An impressive feat of engineering, but not magical.

      We're like little kids who are so easily impressed that we overlook what should be considered as enormous flaws.

    18. Re:In other words... by Hard_Rock_2 · · Score: 1

      Ive heard this number before, but im not really sure what their testing it with. I bought a computer about 3 months ago and had it on the net for about a week straight before i bothered patching it installing my firewall etc etc. I've never gotten any spyware on this computer, any viruses , or other random crap and i havn't had any problems with the computer. Maybe if you install windows xp sans sp1 then something might happen this fast, but what computers come without sp2 these days that most consumers actually install?

    19. Re:In other words... by bosewicht · · Score: 1

      Not any random computer, but a random windows computer.

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    20. Re:In other words... by MrKahuna · · Score: 1
      The Internet is like Baghdad for computers but 10000 times more intense

      I think there's some US soldiers that would take issue with that statement! As much as you think fragging imaginary opponents is intense, it's not.

    21. Re:In other words... by Phae · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Think about that for a moment... and then ask yourself why we actually take this for granted instead of suing Microsoft into oblivion. Would a car company get away with cars breaking down on real-life roads an average 26 minutes after they're purchased? The thought is totally ridiculous, yet we accept the same from Microsoft. Why?

      Yeah, but most of us don't steal our cars

      Also, it's not a question of breaking down at this point (that was Windows ME's job) It's all about security.

      You didn't see car manufacturers issuing major recalls on older cars just because you could unlock them with a coat hanger. Imagine how long you'd own your car if there were thousands of people trying to steal it every minute it was parked.

      (If you couldn't figure it out, the answer is: not long)

    22. Re:In other words... by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      Not hard, try any machine out the Dell Optiplex range for example. Admittedly designed for business use where a site license for anti-virus software is likely to exist, but easy enough to do.

      However even when they do ship with anti-virus sofware say like a Toshiba Tecra laptop that arrived today. Plugged into my firewalled and NAT private lan, run Windows update only for a whole pile of critical updates some of which have exploits in the wild needed installing.

    23. Re:In other words... by DrSkwid · · Score: 1
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    24. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for saying what I've been telling friends and family for years! Engineering is not magic, just hard work and ingenuity. The world needs more people of rational thought to preach that point; otherwise, we end up with a bunch of 21st century witch hunts, a la DMCA.

    25. Re:In other words... by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      Would a car company get away with cars breaking down on real-life roads an average 26 minutes after they're purchased?
      Yes, if everyone knew for many years that they break down, and then chose to buy them anyway. It's not like Microsoft accidently shipping a "bad batch" of software. This has been going on forever. At some point, you have to blame the victim for knowingly buying a defective product. The victim consented, thus they are not a victim at all. Did you buy Windows just so you would have an excuse to sue?

      Blaming Microsoft for Windows being bad for you, is like blaming a crack dealer for crack being bad for you.

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    26. Re:In other words... by valhallaprime · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "The operating system doesn't merely fall apart - it's broken apart by the equivalent of roaming street thugs."

      I strongly agree with this. I'm not pro or anti-MS, I just happen to be a SysAdmin that uses their stuff every day, and manages 120 desktops. It's just a fact that there are a lot of shady monkeys that are trying 24/7 to find exploits, holes, and other crap for nefarious deeds.

      Call it civic duty, but once a week I spend an hour going thru my spam-logs, and pick a couple (that are obviously being sent from 0wn3d boxen), trace their IP, look up which provider owns the range. I then call their NOC (Which is almost always listed in their WhoIs record), and report the IP (if they're a U.S. provider).

      I honestly get a call-back one out of every three times from a provider, saying they've found the hostile traffic coming from that address, and they temporarily block access, or alerted the sysadmin managing the address.

      It may be little, but it's sorta civic duty to do something about this from time to time. Kudos to Cavalier and Verizon especially for following up on my calls.

    27. Re:In other words... by Adammil2000 · · Score: 1

      "ask yourself why we actually take this for granted instead of suing Microsoft into oblivion...." Because that's as silly as suing car manufacturers because people can steal the cars or suing phone manufacturers because telemarketers can call and annoy you.

    28. Re:In other words... by vinn01 · · Score: 4, Informative
    29. Re:In other words... by jedrek · · Score: 1

      My Acer Travelmate 8101, purchased this July, had no anti-vir soft pre-installed.

    30. Re:In other words... by Hard_Rock_2 · · Score: 1

      By your logic we should all be paranoid that are computers are all hijacked by undetectable spyware and viruses just becuase we connect to the internet. No i cant prove to you for certain that my computer is clean, but i can tell you for a fact its certainly not connecting to the internet or transmitting itself in any way. My internet use is monitered so i can check how much im sending and where im connecting too. So unless my computer is infected by some program that does absoluetly nothing, then i can tell you i'm fairly positve my computer is clean.

      I suppose if you take the extreme end of the spectrum it infects all exectuables on my computer and transmits when i send files out which is why i dont notice the traffic, but i wont bother arguing wether a scenario like this is likely.

      Ive gotten spyware once on my old computer. And i managed to determine exactly in less then 20 minutes after getting it how it got in, and then removed it by hand (since my adware tools were not able to detected it) a few minutes later. Ive never gotten any again. But if your still worried about the internet maybe you should lock the door and put on some protective gear before you turn your computer on......

    31. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not that Windows breaks down after 26 minutes, its that it doesn't protect you as it should. A better analogy would be: If you were to buy a new car in a dangerous country, would a car company get away with selling a car with no doors, giving you an average life expectancy (for the car, and for you) of 26 minutes?

      In Soviet Russia, you don't drive on the roads. The roads drive you.

    32. Re:In other words... by 6OOOOO · · Score: 1

      If that were the case, what kind of idiot would sell (or buy) a non-resistant car?

    33. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Send a link to a reliable source that says an average Linux system gets infected in less then a 2 days and I wont think you are billy.

    34. Re:In other words... by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      Part of the problem is that long, long, long after Microsoft had not only been told about the problem, but even actively lobbied about it, they insisted on shipping their 'car' with a spare copy of the keys under each bumper.

      Now that people are starting to ship with XP-PL2, enough services are turned off by default that a machine may have a bit of a chance at being able to download the latest patches before getting infected, but it's been far too much of a fight to get it there.

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    35. Re:In other words... by doodlebumm · · Score: 1
      Not everyone has SP1 or SP2 restore disks.

      Not my case, but a common case I see:

      Purchase date of computer: 12/24/2001
      # Times OS had to be reloaded since: 4 (once per year is common)
      Version of WindowsXP to start from: XP w/out SP1

      Now someone without even SP1 and uses a modem to connect to the internet will probably not do all the updates, or at least within the first two weeks (even if they leave the computer connected to the internet the whole time). This poor dumb sod doesn't have a snowballs chance of getting his system patched before getting hit unless he spends more money to get an upgraded version of the OS for his old system.

      With Linux, he can get the latest release on CD/DVD for under $10 (that would be 10+ years worth of updates - with new improvements all along the way) for much less then the one upgrade to his WinXP (where he never sees much improvement along the way, except for those pesky bugs and security flaws). He also gets his on-line updates MUCH faster because they aren't 100+MB in size.

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    36. Re:In other words... by Shanep · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, but that's not the kicker, the kicker is that these asswipes let the 18 million spams get sent! Totally irresponsible!

      Yes but sent to where? Maybe all outgoing emails from this machine were re-directed to a local dummy mail server configured to just blindly accept these mails as a function of both evidence collection and prevention of actually sending SPAM to the intended recipients.

      These stories are usually light on those sorts of details.

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    37. Re:In other words... by Edd!3 · · Score: 0

      No thats not a working analogy, a working analogy would be: If Ford makes a car that breaks when a rock is thrown on it and is sold in a place where rocks constantly fall can you sue them? Maybe, maybe not but it sure is their fault.

    38. Re:In other words... by Hard_Rock_2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well you can order sp2 discs from microsoft free of charge: http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/downloads/updat es/sp2/cdorder/en_us/default.mspx But it is true that most people who dont already have it or know about the free order are not going to be bothered to go through the hassle to get it free.

    39. Re:In other words... by Dragoon412 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Think about that for a moment... and then ask yourself why we actually take this for granted instead of suing Microsoft into oblivion. Would a car company get away with cars breaking down on real-life roads an average 26 minutes after they're purchased? The thought is totally ridiculous, yet we accept the same from Microsoft. Why?

      This is one of the worst analogies I've ever seen.

      Let's say GM makes a car. You buy it. You drive into a high crime area and don't have your doors locked. You get car jacked 26 minutes later. Should GM be held liable? Of course not.

      Microsoft could do a better job, unquestionably, but the car analogy doesn't hold up. When you connect a PC to the internet, it's deluged with attackers almost immediately. When you drive down the road, chances are, you're not going to get car jacked by anyone. Chances are you're never going to get car jacked in your entire life. Do you see the problem of scale at work here? Even ignorning the scale for a minute, if you buy a new car, and some guy comes along and take a baseball bat to the headlights, is that GM's fault? No! It's the guy who broke your headlights! He's the one who broke your property, he's the one that should be liable. So why is it Microsoft's fault when someone else breaks their product?
    40. Re:In other words... by Shanep · · Score: 1

      The current estimate by the ISC's DShield for how long it takes for a random computer to get infected after it's connected to the Internet is 26 minutes.

      "Random computer" meaning, "random computer running some version of Microsoft Windows which has not been patched in the last 2 weeks"?

      Think about that for a moment... and then ask yourself why we actually take this for granted instead of suing Microsoft into oblivion. Would a car company get away with cars breaking down on real-life roads an average 26 minutes after they're purchased? The thought is totally ridiculous, yet we accept the same from Microsoft. Why?

      Same reason that people agree to EULA's which have clauses like, "If you suffer ANY losses as a result of using this Software, even if it is our fault, you waive all legal rights to compensation". People just roll over and then when they realise their mistake... it is too late. They rolled over too much, for too long and lost their rights because they "gave up essential liberty to gain a little temporary ease of use". ; )

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    41. Re:In other words... by Poingggg · · Score: 1

      I happen to know from experience that less than a minute often is enough to get infected if your (Windoze)system is not patched. I used to work for a computer repairshop and the standard preload on our test-hdd was Windows XP (No servicepacks at all). When we had to test modems we connected to the internet and more often then not in about 10 seconds(!) it started it 30 seconds countdown because it was infected with (IIRC) Blaster. Not so much a problem because we now knew the modem worked and had the tools to remove Blaster (or whatever showed up), but I think 26 minutes before getting infected is a rather conservative value. IMHO you have been extremely lucky, but of course the various servicepacks add protection too. Just my 0.02 Euro.

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    42. Re:In other words... by jwink · · Score: 1

      I accept this and similar problems from Microsoft (and other companies) because the interaction betwen my computer and the internet is STILL a relatively new thing. There are definitely going to be problems and its going to take a while to work them out.

      How long have we had cars? How long have we had the internet - NOT, I might add, computers, or home computers? Every time someone uses the car analogy it makes me itch. Aside from the fact they are two very different concepts, car technology has been around and IN USE by many people for MUCH longer than the internet. We expect cars to be reliable because we had much longer to work out the kinks. For that matter cars did not work perfectly for the first 10 or 20 years - there were a lot of deaths while manufacturers worked out the kinks. For that matter, there are still problems we put up with (and yes, occasional deaths). The analogy just bugs me in so many ways.

      Unfortunately, I don't currently have a better analogy. I might have to sound like a whiner on this one...

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    43. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NAT and a few obvious ports blocked should be on by default at the isp end unless user specifically requests otherwise. Sounds like that this would be pretty trivial to do compared to the cost of having owned nodes vomiting bandwidth.

    44. Re:In other words... by scherrey · · Score: 0, Troll

      Windows... the ultimate honey pot. Well its good they recognized this "feature" and are trying to do some good from it. Maybe they'll take what they've learned to eliminate these holes??

    45. Re:In other words... by capilot · · Score: 1

      Disagree. The harm done by those 18M spams is greatly outweighed by the good done by catching the spammers. It would have been nice to have the 18M spams quietly dropped into the bit bucket, but even so, it was still worth it if Microsoft catches the spammers.

    46. Re:In other words... by Shanep · · Score: 1

      Ive heard this number before, but im not really sure what their testing it with. I bought a computer about 3 months ago and had it on the net for about a week straight before i bothered patching it installing my firewall etc etc. I've never gotten any spyware on this computer, any viruses , or other random crap and i havn't had any problems with the computer. Maybe if you install windows xp sans sp1 then something might happen this fast, but what computers come without sp2 these days that most consumers actually install?

      I was at a client site once, installing XP (SP1). I forgot that I should: install while disconnected from the net, enable the firewall, connect to the net and then patch... instead I just thoughtlessly installed while the machine was still connected to the net (DSL MODEM configured as a half bridge). The machine became infected with a WORM at some stage either during or very shortly after (minutes) the install.

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    47. Re:In other words... by donaldm · · Score: 1

      What is even stranger here is that Microsoft is actually trying?? to investigate spam when spam had been around for many years. Isn't this a case of trying to lock the gate after the horse has bolted and is currently retired to an "old horse's" home after roaming free for many years and is now currently giving tips to it's many offspring. I mean if you were going to do this and be taken seriously then why not at least back in the early 1990's.

      With regard to getting infected I installed XP on my laptop just over 10 months ago I made the silly mistake of having it connected to the intranet. Once I booted the machine to XP I never got the chance to install service pack 1 much less download the latest updates before the machine was infected. I never had this problem with Unix and Linux. You are dead right "why do people put up with this".

      Actually I can go back to PC's (running DOS) in 1985/6 and in the organisation I worked for people could remember a Unix outage of one hour (normally scheduled and out of business hours) but could not remember the number of times they had to reboot their machines due to viruses or file corruption and what is even stranger is the majority of people were scientists and engineers. The clerical people we had seemed to stoically put up with this silliness.

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    48. Re:In other words... by vsprintf · · Score: 3, Funny

      So they switched it on and connected it to the net?

      They were far too impatient to wait 30 minutes, so they infected it themselves. Remember these are the guys who do code reviews every twenty years.

    49. Re:In other words... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember public service announcements that said that, on average, a car is stolen every 60 seconds in the United States. It doesn't seem like that the statistical comparison between the two is that great when you look at it that way.

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    50. Re:In other words... by texwtf · · Score: 1

      I was referring to the intensity of the attacks, not an emotional "intense" feeling.

      Also, while the attacks may be attacks may be virtual, they have a pronounced effect on the practical application of the computer itself. So regardless of whether or not the viruses are "imaginary", their effects on productivity are not.

    51. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is true. The Redmond contingent is lurking here in force and always has mod points. They probably get bonuses for Slashdot moderations. I've taken a couple of shots at Windows already using my uid, and I expect to be karma-lite tomorrow. It's sad. This used to be mostly a site for Linux users. :/

    52. Re:In other words... by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      I have to question the validity of those numbers as well. Does that apply to "new" computers? Try buying a Windows box these days that doesn't have Norton or MacAfee pre-installed.

      And what about 30 days later when the trial period runs out and the user isn't willing to fork out $30 to $70 to protect themselves from their operating system?

    53. Re:In other words... by MetaPhyzx · · Score: 1
      You moderators may think that's funny, but there's more than a grain of truth in there. The current estimate by the ISC's DShield for how long it takes for a random computer to get infected after it's connected to the Internet is 26 minutes.


      Good thing my random ass computer is a mac, aye? :)I You dont HAVE to accept anything from Microsoft.
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    54. Re:In other words... by MrKahuna · · Score: 1

      I guess I didn't understand what you were trying to say, sorry. I do agree that all this illegitimate traffic has a real impact on the global communication environment. It seems the real lesson in all this is that human nature has changed very little. There's always a small minority that is willing to abuse the system for their own personal gain. It's like an extreme case of bad manners / unsportmanlike conduct / anti-social behaviour... whatever you want to call it.

    55. Re:In other words... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      With SP1 (and 2003 until they fixed it) the firewall was enabled late in the boot sequence - so there was a window when the machine was vulnerable during boot.

      Our domain controller got Blaster that way... Ironically it had been rebooted to install security patches (clearly hadn't got as far as the blaster one by that point) and the thing got infected as it came up. We were doubly unlucky, because the infection came from a laptop from a visiting PHB from within the LAN, and nobody had spotted the problem since all the fixed machines had been patched already.

    56. Re:In other words... by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      So why is it Microsoft's fault when someone else breaks their product?

      Because this whole car analogy misses the point. Windows is not a car, not at all.
      It is an Operating System which is supposed to provide you with *safe* access to the internet.

      They advertise it like that. There is no text on the box to warn Joe Sixpack that he'd better *not* plug that cable in because that will make all his private files world-readable.

      It is Microsoft's fault because they *know* (and have known for years) that their software is horribly broken
      in that regard but they still pretend that there is no problem.

      If you really need a car analogy then try comparing it to a car that will accept *any* key for unlocking
      he doors and starting the engine.

    57. Re:In other words... by mysidia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's like having a major car manufacturer build cars without locks on the doors, or with locks on the doors that don't "really lock it".

      And putting the windows computer on the internet is like bringing said car to New York city, where everyone knows that this particular manufacturer doesn't put real locks on its cars.

    58. Re:In other words... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Should they be fined for knowingly allowing this machine to send spam?"

      Microsoft just can't win, can they? If Google did this, everybody'd pump their hands in the air and occasionally twirl around.

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    59. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's a ridiculous analogy. If the streets were constantly filled with grenade launching mobs, why would a company sell a car vulnerable to grenades. The internet is a harsh place, but that's the actual real nature of it. A better analogy would be a car that simply doesn't have locks on the doors or a car that can't survive in the rain being marketed in a rainy climate.

    60. Re:In other words... by Spamalope · · Score: 1
      If there were people roaming the streets by the millions carrying around grenade launchers, would you sue ford if someone hit you with it and the car stopped functioning?


      I've driven at least 350,000 miles. Nobody has ever shot a grenade launcher at my Ford. On any average day, on an average street odds are nobody will. On any day a default XP install will be 0wned if directly connected to the Internet. -Not the same thing- When I can't drive my new car off the lot without extensive security upgrades, we'll talk. XP isn't safe connected to the average Internet connection, my Ford is safe on the average road.
    61. Re:In other words... by LO0G · · Score: 1

      Anti-Virus doesn't help in the "connected to the internet for minutes" scenario. It helps in the "I downloaded this cool pr0n app from the internet" case.

      Firewalls help in the "connected to the internet for minutes" case. And XP has one built in and enabled by default for well over a year now.

      I'd like to see the "connected to the internet for minutes" numbers for XP SP2, to be honest.

    62. Re:In other words... by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny

      I

      I've driven at least 350,000 miles. Nobody has ever shot a grenade launcher at my Ford.
      Why waste a grenade? Its a Ford. Just leave it for a while, and it will fall apart on its own.
    63. Re:In other words... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Are you willing to say that you own code is 100% safe from the sort of issues that Microsoft encounters?

      That's easy. Yes. Next question?

    64. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes yes, he's bad, he said something true that used a real life example. Bad taste? Possibly, but seriously, take the stick out so you can bend a little.

    65. Re:In other words... by KanSer · · Score: 1

      10 spam messages a second.

      I've never been that productive.

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    66. Re:In other words... by strikethree · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Internet is like Baghdad for computers but 10000 times more intense.

      that analogy is in poor taste. i am in baghdad right now. people are dying here every day. your computer getting pwn3d is in no way similar; although i do understand you were merely trying to give an idea of the likelihood for danger. no harm, no foul. please be more considerate in the future.

      I agree that microsoft it partially responsible (does rpc really need to be accessible by default?) - but on the other hand, until very recently your average linux install didn't take long to get 0wn3d either.

      partially responsible? not a chance. they are 100% responsible until they "allow" us to control our own computers. i can not turn off several services nor can i make them listen only on the loopback. why are these services necessary for HOME users? why can't enterprise admins turn them off if they are not needed/wanted?

      i do not think microsoft is wholly responsible for the drive-by IE hijackings; although even there, the fact that the same libraries and processes are used by the local filesystem indicates that they should hold the majority of the blame. let there be no doubt that they are to be held completely responsible for the remote attacks though.

      strike

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    67. Re:In other words... by clymere · · Score: 1

      Kudos to you. If more people did the same, it would likely have a fairly significant impact on the problem.

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    68. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me I beleve Ford may be to company you are looking for.

    69. Re:In other words... by Shanep · · Score: 1

      With SP1 (and 2003 until they fixed it) the firewall was enabled late in the boot sequence - so there was a window when the machine was vulnerable during boot.

      This is once the firewall has been enabled by the user right? From my memory XP with SP1 had the firewall off by default, requiring the user to switch it ON. So you are saying that once the user switches it ON, there is the short delay where it is off at boot time after TCP/IP comes up?

      Ouch.

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    70. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, they turned it on and then installed Windows.

    71. Re:In other words... by texwtf · · Score: 1
      • The Internet is like Baghdad for computers but 10000 times more intense.

      that analogy is in poor taste. i am in baghdad right now. people are dying here every day. your computer getting pwn3d is in no way similar; although i do understand you were merely trying to give an idea of the likelihood for danger. no harm, no foul. please be more considerate in the future.

      "Intense" was a poor choice of words, and the phrasing could have been better. I do feel the analogy (frequency of attack, as you state) is correct, though poorly stated.

      No offense was intended for the men and women serving their country in Iraq, nor was it my intent to compare the feeling of intensity from being in a war zone to the relatively trivial task of computer maintenance.

      My apologies for the lack of clarity.

      Austin

    72. Re:In other words... by SilverspurG · · Score: 1

      I tried doing this for a few years but I didn't have the privelege of being a sysadmin. My ACK ratio was about 1 out of 20, and 80% of the time it was a letter which told me that I was obviously wrong in reading the e-mail headers and that I had obviously misidentified the IP.

      Still, best of luck to you. :) It takes effort from all of us.

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    73. Re:In other words... by SilverspurG · · Score: 1
      By your logic we should all be paranoid that are computers are all hijacked by undetectable spyware
      Well, duh.
      i wont bother arguing wether a scenario like this is likely.
      You have seen BO, netbus, and Sub7 haven't you? Not to mention the dozens of commercial "network administration tools" out there. What about the tools employers use to monitor employees? At the core they're all just trojans designed to hide themselves.
      I managed to determine exactly in less then 20 minutes after getting it how it got in
      So this qualifies you to detect and diagnose every custom remote exploit/rootkit combination that I can write? Impressive...
      But if your still worried about the internet maybe you should lock the door and put on some protective gear before you turn your computer on
      Actually I run an OS that doesn't make a profit driven marketing policy out of hiding the internal workings from me.
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    74. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's sort of ironic that Microsoft is recommending that people visit a web site to learn how to secure their computers. Sadly, MS OS's are designed from the ground up to be unsecure. Designing key pieces of the OS the way they have, without any consideration for security, was effectively designing machines that wanted to be cracked.

      People have known for several iterations of Windows that when you design an OS the way they have, any change to the OS, be it update, patch, or additional driver by MS, and you now have to test the system thoroughly for any newly created hole.

      As a windows user, I've always been disgusted by the design. Unfortunately, much of what I do won't run on linux or other OS's, nor do I have the time or patience anymore to spend days playing with it to try to get it to work anyway.

      The only real solution for Windows systems is to keep them off the net. Get a router and/or something that blocks everything except what little you want to allow through. Nothing you can do besides this is really a safeguard. Having a windows machine today without a network condom is just asking for infection, regardless of how safe Microsoft has secured you.

    75. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think about that for a moment... and then ask yourself why we actually take this for granted instead of suing Microsoft into oblivion. Would a car company get away with cars breaking down on real-life roads an average 26 minutes after they're purchased? The thought is totally ridiculous, yet we accept the same from Microsoft. Why?

      Because it's the users' fault for not bothering to secure their computers.

      If cars crashed into trees on average 26 minutes after they were purchased, you might blame the car companies for building undriveable cars. But you'd also want to make sure that the driving test was sufficiently rigorous.

      We don't let people drive cars without earning a license, so people don't crash cars due to not knowing how to drive them. Computers are as complicated as, or possibly more complicated than, cars. It's totally ridiculous to expect your grandmother to be able to buy a computer, sit down in front of it without any training, and use it safely - so why the hell do you expect that?

    76. Re:In other words... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      If it's so easy, are you willing to elaborate as to why you are so utterly sure?

    77. Re:In other words... by tezbobobo · · Score: 1

      Why don't we sue them into oblivion?! Well, think of it this way. If you bought a car that had doors that didn't lock, would you leave it in a car park? If someone broke into it, you would sue them. If you put in in that position, it was probably your fault - you bought the lockless car.

      When I set up a windows network, I usually put a firewall between the net and it. If you took you car, bought lockless, and put it in a car park, you'd bolt locks onto it if you didn't want it stolen. You may say that Microsoft shouldn't release software that can be infected.

      Then again, everyone, yes everyone, knows it is common sense to install antivirus. same should go for firewalls and the such.

    78. Re:In other words... by garwain · · Score: 1

      Jee, I received a new server last week, but had not received the licence key for the AV. Plugged it in to install the service packs, and was a spam bot running on it before I'd even finished downloading the service pack! (note, this machine had 3 1GB connections to 3 differnet switches feeding from some insain Fiber lines) That poor macine was infection free for approx 2 minutes online. That's the last time I trust someone elses firewall rules!

    79. Re:In other words... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Short answer: Because I don't write code to run on Windows. :-)

      Long(er) answer: Because I've learned the hard way to:

      1. buffer overruns: check my data sizes (including corner cases) before sticking arbitrary data into a buffer. If necessary, create an object to manage the buffer, and have it check automagically. That's what objects are for - hiding the details.
      2. memory leaks: for every malloc, a free. Where it isn't all encapsulated in the function itself, make an object that handles that particular data type.
      3. unforseen side effects: avoid bloat. Don't make swiss-army-knife classes. Don't use swiss-army-knife classes.
      4. practice. make mistakes. learn from them.
      5. GOTO 4

      It's not rocket science.

    80. Re:In other words... by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      eh? I presented no logic other than weird UI behaviour is *not* a good metric for detecting infection.

      By *your* logic we should just patch when we can be bothered because there is nothing to worry about.

      Just for the record, what *I* do is separate my internal and external networks.

      My attitude comes not from paranoia but from experience.

      Here are my unauthorized incoming connection attempts (port & count) for today

      80 : 1
      3306 : 2
      10941 : 1
      17300 : 1
      3150 : 1
      1673 : 1
      5900 : 1
      10000 : 1
      1463 : 1
      1070 : 1
      1026 : 41
      1027 : 3
      1028 : 1
      22 : 1
      1729 : 1
      18774 : 1
      2687 : 3
      654 : 1
      42 : 1

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    81. Re:In other words... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      I've seen open relays on macs too.

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  4. How it was infected. by DarkFencer · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Microsoft set up a clean computer and then infected it.

    And of course, by 'infected it' they mean 'installed Windows XP' and left it unpatched and connected to the net for 30 seconds.

    1. Re:How it was infected. by Edd!3 · · Score: 1

      No, quite the opposite, they patched it.

    2. Re:How it was infected. by DigitalReverend · · Score: 1

      One of the many ways MS infects their own stuff. heheh

      This story was rejected by /. in under 3 minutes.

      Newest MS Critical Update protects XP from own users.

      news.com is reporting that a new Microsoft Critical update that was "released Tuesday to fix four Windows flaws, including one that experts predict will be exploited by a worm in the coming days", may also inadverntly protect PC's from their own users.

      According to the article: " Installing the patch can cause serious problems, Microsoft said in an advisory posted to its Web site Friday. The patch could lock users out of their PC, prevent the Windows Firewall from starting, block certain applications from running or installing, and empty the network connections folder, among other things, the software maker said."

      But there is assurance in the article: "Even if users experience PC trouble after installing the patch, they will still be protected against any attack exploiting the Windows flaw". What they fail to tell you that your PC is now also protected from you being able to log in. If this is the result of stuff they know about, how reliable are their predictions about upcoming worms? (Maybe they are the ones releasing the worm)

      This type of protection is much easier to to in linux, nothing to install, just log in as root and type rm -rf /
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      Maybe they looked at it and rejected it because, it has proper grammar and spelling, is timely, and is not a dupe. Maybe I should start submitting stories in l33t sp34k.

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    3. Re:How it was infected. by shmlco · · Score: 1
      This is nothing more than a dammed-if-you-do and dammed-if-you-don't hatchet job. They're screwed if they fail to do a complete and time consuming regression test across every version and potential user setup (Isn't that the patch that fails if the user changed the window's folder permissions?)

      And on the flip side, they're also vilified if they fail to deliver "fast" and "timely" patches to problems.

      And of course, somehow we're supposed to have our cake, and eat it too...

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    4. Re:How it was infected. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they looked at it and rejected it because, it has proper grammar and spelling, is timely, and is not a dupe.

      I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that you took a "Microsoft patch causes problems for some users" article and turned it into yet another heavily biased, longwinded rant against Microsoft, with irrelevant inane commentary thrown in to inflate your sense of self worth.

      BTW:
      PC's
      Learn the difference between plural and possessive, and try to use the correct one next time.

      What they fail to tell you that your PC is now also protected from you being able to log in.
      Poorly constructed. Perhaps you meant to have the word "is" in there between "you" and "that"?

      This type of protection is much easier to to in linux, nothing to install, just log in as root and type rm -rf /
      Runon sentence. Also, "to to"?

      I am awed by your mad grammar and spelling skillz.

    5. Re:How it was infected. by nizo · · Score: 1

      This is great because when people complain about infected PCs Microsoft can just claim they are part of a test to get rid of spam. I think most people would be more inclined to admit to clubbing baby seals than interfering with anti-spam research.

    6. Re:How it was infected. by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Of course, they do have SEVERAL BILLION DOLLARS that they could spend on each patch!

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    7. Re:How it was infected. by DigitalReverend · · Score: 1

      Well no matter what, at least I have enough guts to post under my username.

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    8. Re:How it was infected. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2, Funny
      And of course, by 'infected it' they mean 'installed Windows XP' and left it unpatched and connected to the net for 30 seconds.

      And what does connecting it to the net have to do with the infection? Once you install XP, you're doomed. Period.

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    9. Re:How it was infected. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah; you've got a point there, I suppose. You can't spell, construct a proper sentence or write an article summary without loading it up with bias and self importance, but goddammit, you have the courage to log in before bragging about possessing all those things you so obviously lack! I suppose now you're going to tell us about the size of your penis?

  5. Own...? by NoTheory · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How is this fighting this in thier own way? Don't lots of other orgs do this same thing...? Don't they also fight spammers in other ways too? And also, if they're doing this in conjunction with a whole bunch of other people... how is this their own way? :P

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    1. Re:Own...? by governorx · · Score: 1

      Its not original, but it seems that Microsoft no longer wants to rely on third parties for protecting windows (entire industry revolves around this) since the spam interferes with microsoft's hidden data collection schemes. If only spammers could be legally prosecuted in microsoft court by microsoft lawyers and thrown into the microsoft minimum windows security jail. And all illegal copies of windows could be identified and those pirates thrown in jail.

      But... Im all for the reduction of spam. Thumbs up microsoft?

    2. Re:Own...? by rea1l1 · · Score: 1

      They probably patented it.

  6. wouldn't a lynching be faster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean come on, if we really want to discourage spam, let's send a real message!!

  7. Wheeee by SandMonkey · · Score: 1

    Come one everybody together now! WE HATE SPAM! Geeze... this is only going to get worse before it gets better... and it's been getting worse for 10 years...

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    1. Re:Wheeee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it's about microsoft so we salute the other thing/party in this case "spam". You know when Microsoft does something we bitch, when google or apple doing something some of us masturbate.

    2. Re:Wheeee by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      WE HATE SPAM! Geeze... this is only going to get worse before it gets better... and it's been getting worse for 10 years...

      You still get spam? My mail program checks four accounts every day, three of which have never, ever had a spam message show up. The fourth used to get spam occasionally, but my filters got better. Between the server side filtering and the bayesian filtering in my client, I thought spam was a solved problem. Of course I always give a one-time address to web sites for registration and commercial purposes, but how hard is that? Click twice to make one and twice more to delete it when I'm done. Maybe you just need some better mail solutions.

  8. Vigilante? by bizitch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Since when is setting up a honeypot considered "Vigilante"?

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    1. Re:Vigilante? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, this is slashdot 2005! Its a Mac fanboy site now and we got the editors we deserve.

    2. Re:Vigilante? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, duh. Because "vigilante" is a derogatory and inflamatory term. Would you *really* expect a /. headline referencing MS to be anything but?

    3. Re:Vigilante? by KingSkippus · · Score: 4, Funny
      Since when is setting up a honeypot considered "Vigilante"?

      Since someone wants Microsoft to sound like a tough SOB out to wreak havoc on those who would do us harm.

      Would you go see a movie that is described as "A New York City architect becomes a one-man honeypot after his wife is murdered..."?

    4. Re:Vigilante? by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      That's what I want to know. Where was the "second part" of the article where the guy dressed like The Punisher (except it's Microsoft Bob's face instead of a skull) showed up at each and every one of these spammers houses and killed them?

        That would be newsworthy.

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    5. Re:Vigilante? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Since when is setting up a honeypot considered "Vigilante"?

      Because MS can't do anything positive so the anti MS zealots have to put a negative spin on any action MS does take.

    6. Re:Vigilante? by pclminion · · Score: 2, Funny
      How is this vigilantism? I thought we called it honeypots. Except, perhaps, when Microsoft does it?

      Yeah... And it's even MORE vigilante if they do it in cooperation with a Federal agency!

      Sheesh.

    7. Re:Vigilante? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Would you go see a movie that is described as "A New York City architect becomes a one-man honeypot after his wife is murdered..."?

      I would. That sounds kinky!

    8. Re:Vigilante? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      because 'vigilante' makes the story seem interesting and unique, when it's boring

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    9. Re:Vigilante? by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      What they don't tell you in the article is that Microsoft hired a crack team of spec ops mercenaries to hunt down and kill the spammers in their sleep.

    10. Re:Vigilante? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Thankfully, the courts have ruled the FCC has no juristiction over the Internet, as it is not broadcast.

      You meant the FTC. Big difference.

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    11. Re:Vigilante? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize that "vigilante" is not a compliment, right? If anything, someone wanted to put MS in a poor light, despite them doing a good thing.

  9. Interesting... by Edd!3 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I wonder how microsoft infected this computer, my guess is they installed the latest Vista build.

    1. Re:Interesting... by psbrogna · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      My guess? They discovered infected computers internally and just make up this story after the fact. This is probably just some "MS Win Sysadmin" (sic) thinking on his feet.

    2. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vista comes pre-infected as a service to the Microsoft customers.

  10. Vigilante? by Negadin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If they are working with the FCC, why would it be considered 'vigilante'?

    That's like a considering a car company working with a police forensics department to determine why a car did what it did 'vigilante'.

  11. It takes.. by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It takes 20 days to collect data which may be used to convict the scumbags, but it takes years for Microsoft to realize there was a problem and do something about it. To be fair, this should be law enforcement, but someone has to file those John Does in a complaint.

    "At the same press conference, Dan Salsburg, the assistant director of the FTC's Bureau of Consumer Protection, urged all computer users to do their part to stymie zombies. "The FTC is taking aggressive steps to stop zombies and protect consumers, but consumers also need to insure that zombies aren't on their computers," Salsburg said."

    I'm sure they're shuffling paper like they've never quite shuffled before.

    Microsoft set up a clean computer and then infected it. They monitored the 'zombie' over the course of 20 days - 'In those 20 days, this one computer received 5 million connection requests from spammers, and sent 18 million spam messages'. This whole operation has lead to the (partial) identification of 13 different spamming groups, some of which reside in the US and may be prosecuted under the CAN-SPAM act.

    I just don't want to see, a couple years from now, Microsoft being awarded patents on the invention of the Honeypot.

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  12. Vigilante? by RPoet · · Score: 0, Redundant

    How is this vigilantism? I thought we called it honeypots. Except, perhaps, when Microsoft does it?

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  13. How come when it's Microsoft? by SComps · · Score: 0, Redundant

    How come when it's Microsoft doing something it's called vigilante but when it's somebody else doing it, it's called a honeypot? Come on guys? I see this as a positive thing.

    1. Re:How come when it's Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How come when it's Microsoft doing something it's called vigilante but when it's somebody else doing it, it's called a honeypot?

      How come when the post above you says almost exactly the same thing you did, you get modded up and they get modded down even though both of what you said has been said in several posts even higher up?

    2. Re:How come when it's Microsoft? by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      ...moreso when they're working with a government agency. They aren't vigilaties! They're free-lance mercenaries!

    3. Re:How come when it's Microsoft? by SComps · · Score: 1
      How come when the post above you says almost exactly the same thing you did, you get modded up and they get modded down even though both of what you said has been said in several posts even higher up?


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  14. It takes a spammer... by J_Omega · · Score: 1

    ... to catch a spammer?

  15. Cut em some slack by LilGuy · · Score: 0

    At least they're TRYING to do something about the situation they helped create. Let them have their fancy word 'vigilante' and let them continue to persue these annoying bastards.

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    1. Re:Cut em some slack by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Well, if they actually *let* the spam be sent then I'd call them irresponsible and wouldn't cut them *any* slack. But if they trap it, then yes this is a good thing.

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      "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"

      - Charles Darwin
  16. That is where it came from... by pturpin · · Score: 1

    So MS is sending me spam now and can get away with and get positive credit for doing so?

    1. Re:That is where it came from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is pretty weird. Are we all allowed to run spam engines for 20 days at a time while we "monitor" them? How is this not a violation of CAN-SPAM?

    2. Re:That is where it came from... by vrioux · · Score: 1

      So MS is sending me spam now and can get away with and get positive credit for doing so?

      Can I pleaaase stop reading the same ignorance again and again in these comments? Read TFA and you'll learn that MS had the mails redirected to a fake mail server, effectively blocking everything out.

      Microsoft must have hired all the brains 'cause all I read is the same dumb comment over and over... and over again.

  17. BSOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Brains" scream of death.

  18. A Plot? by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    How come when it's Microsoft doing something it's called vigilante but when it's somebody else doing it, it's called a honeypot? Come on guys? I see this as a positive thing.

    Maybe this is part of the upcoming movie Green Arrow Begins.

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  19. Right. by psbrogna · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok, raise your hand, who thinks there's more than 1 infected windows machine on the Redmond campus?

    1. Re:Right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now... raise your hand, who thinks there's even 1 NON-infected Windows machine on the redmond campus?

  20. Re:Vigilante? --- THE ZONK EFFECT ---- by putko · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Didn't you notice the original article was written by Zonk (aka li'l Zonky)?

    He does this sort of inflammatory crap all the time.

    This is a non-story --- clearly Microsoft is doing some PR. Rather than auditing their codebase, using formal methods or other techniques to root out flaws, they've decided to do a feelgood story and feed it to the press.

    Useful idiots like li'l Zonky will push it for them.

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  21. and sent 18 million spam messages by frovingslosh · · Score: 3, Funny
    and sent 18 million spam messages

    So I guess, Microsoft being above the law, it's OK when they do that. The end justifies the means, after all.

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    1. Re:and sent 18 million spam messages by Senzei · · Score: 1
      So I guess, Microsoft being above the law, it's OK when they do that. The end justifies the means, after all.

      It has nothing to do with being 'above the law'. Microsoft set up a honeypot to try and study what happens with infected machines. I think it is pretty important that they are at least trying to do something about zombie-based spam. Plenty of other organizations do it, in fact there are a lot of groups pursuing this line of investigation. Try a few google searches for honeypot or honeynet to see what is going on here.

      Hopefully Microsoft will be able to get a better idea of how to handle this and we can all eventually live in a net with a better signal/noise ratio.

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    2. Re:and sent 18 million spam messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know that I will be modded down for this* but in other article they clearly stated that they atemped to send a total of 18 million spam messages.(http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/2 46245_msftzombie28.html)

      "Microsoft said it found a computer user whose machine had been turned into a zombie and put the associated code on a test machine, to see what happened. Once on the Internet, the company says, the infected machine received 5 million connections from spam operations using the network, causing the computer to attempt to send more than 18 million spam messages during a 20-day period." * this is ./ the MS version of FUD.

    3. Re:and sent 18 million spam messages by drewxhawaii · · Score: 1

      so you should be prosecuted when YOUR machine becomes infected and unknowingly sends spam?

    4. Re:and sent 18 million spam messages by xigxag · · Score: 3, Informative

      TFA:
      The computer was quarantined to prevent it from actually sending the messages

      But...whatever...

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    5. Re:and sent 18 million spam messages by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Microsoft being above the law, it's OK when they do that.

      No, it's okay for anybody to do that (not just Microsoft), provided they get permission from the FTC beforehand. Yes, the FTC is, in-fact, above the law.
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    6. Re:and sent 18 million spam messages by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      Their MSN Hotmail service sends many more spam and scam messages than that, and they do not bother to fix the problem.
      There is only some outsourced abuse service that you can send violating messages which results in either of these actions:

      - you get a message back that the complaint does not include a hotmail address (which it does)
      - you get a message that your complaint does not include full headers and body
      - you get a message that your message was too long
      - you get a message back that the submitted message was not in english
      - your message is refused by their mailserver because it was detected as being spam (duh!)

      and only in a very minority of cases: the account is deleted about 4 days after the spamrun. useless, of course.

      Any attempt to report improvement strategies is not understood by those abuse-desk employees, and they just send back a reply with "please send me the headers and body of the message you are referring to".

      If only they would implement some spamscanning in their outbound mail, some ratelimiting (especially for new accounts), or whatever measure...

    7. Re:and sent 18 million spam messages by mikefe · · Score: 1

      TFA:
      The computer was quarantined to prevent it from actually sending the messages


      And they probably counted every TCP retry attempt as a new spam message too...

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    8. Re:and sent 18 million spam messages by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      From now on, you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You will not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You are a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu, and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist, you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence, your native tongue. You are no longer part of the system. You are above the system. Over it. Beyond it. We're them. We're they. We are the Federal Trade Commission.

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  22. Sue Bill by TRRosen · · Score: 1
    " this one computer received 5 million connection requests from spammers, and sent 18 million spam messages'"

    So they admit to knowingly violating the law 18 Million times!!!!!

    1. Re:Sue Bill by shmlco · · Score: 1

      Idiots. No, they didn't, as the law isn't written that way. And you'd better hope it's not, otherwise YOU'RE the one getting sued the next time your kid downloads and installs an infected "free" game, and you're the one unknowingly sending 18 million emails.

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    2. Re:Sue Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they're monitoring it, they know what's going on with the outgoing traffic of the machine.

      If they know what's going on with the outgoing traffic, they know spam is being sent.

      I do not think you could say their machine was 'unknowingly' sending spam.

    3. Re:Sue Bill by TRRosen · · Score: 1

      But They KNEW it was sending the spam. They intended it to be infected. If I purposely facilitated an illegal act I would go to jail. Honest judge I just left the loaded gun and crowbar on my neighbors porch to see who would break in so I could report them.

    4. Re:Sue Bill by shmlco · · Score: 1
      Sorry, don't see it as any more illegal than a sting operation "faciliates" theft. They didn't infect the machine. They didn't provide it with the lists. They didn't create and send the original spam.

      And if they can start taking out the spammers because of it, then I'm all for it.

      If nothing else, maybe some people will start thinking twice about hacking machines for profit. Much as you may never know if the torrent you're connecting to isn't logging your actions...

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    5. Re:Sue Bill by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Kind of like people who know they're relaying spam, but they don't know how to stop it, so they do nothing about it.

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  23. Why forward on the 18 million spam messages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's swell that they forwarded on the 18 million spam emails, instead of just recording them or tracing their sources.

  24. WOW by zappepcs · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So MS sends 18 million spam messages (presumably to you and I) and that is called research?

    Something that intrigues me is: Why hasn't anyone in law enforcement done this? If they already have, why is anyone listening to MS? Why is this news?

    If law enforcement agencies are not doing this, I want them fired... well, that might be a knee-jerk reaction, but hellsbells, this is just plain common sense?

    1. Re:WOW by redshadow01 · · Score: 1

      "this is just plain common sense"

      If its common sense, then why do so few people have it?

    2. Re:WOW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unfortunately real life law enforcement agencies are not like TV. Real cops, even the supposed computer experts, are not very experienced or good at this kind of thing. In one case I know of the police weren't able to get into someones PC because it had a multi boot menu and they couldn't figure it out. Now that wasn't the NSA, but it was the supposed experts at the state police.

      The people who do know this kind of thing and are experts don't go to work for the government and make $25k / year, they go to private industry and make 3x that.

  25. Won't work. by pellik · · Score: 5, Funny

    [i]"some of which reside in the US and may be prosecuted under the CAN-SPAM act."[/i]

    Common. We all know the only way to deal with zombies is massive head trauma.

  26. Oracle to the rescue? by jrsp · · Score: 5, Funny

    From article:

    "In those 20 days, this one computer received 5 million connection requests from spammers, and sent 18 million spam messages," said Cranton.

    That amount of data was impossible to analyze, so..."

    So, seems 18 million records is too much for poor little SQL Server, hmm? I bet Oracle could help, or maybe MySQL/PostgreSQL.

    1. Re:Oracle to the rescue? by merreborn · · Score: 1

      So, seems 18 million records is too much for poor little SQL Server, hmm? I bet Oracle could help, or maybe MySQL/PostgreSQL.

      18 million records is a lot for mysql too.

    2. Re:Oracle to the rescue? by PPGMD · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I don't think it has anything to do with the database server, it probably has to do with manpower to do the investigative work on the IP addresses.

      I know for a fact that SQL Server can handle 18 million records easily, it's the transactions per a day that kills a server.

  27. "That amount of data was impossible to analyze..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why? Because SQL Server 2005 can't store it all?

  28. mod parent down, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, please mod the parent down. That's the lamest attempt at a joke i've ever seen.

    1. Re:mod parent down, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thanks

  29. HOORAY FOR MICROSOFT! by Medievalist · · Score: 2, Funny


    I've always wanted a reason to say that.

  30. Let FPS Doug at 'em! by gardyloo · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has decided to fight zombie-launched spam in their own way.

            Boom! Head shot!

    1. Re:Let FPS Doug at 'em! by RedNovember · · Score: 1

      SPAMTACULAR!

      (sorry, I'm |\|3\/\/ 5[]-[]00|_)

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  31. Prosecution by suwain_2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    some of which reside in the US and may be prosecuted under the CAN-SPAM act.

    I'd think there were more serious charges. Did the e-mail have forged headers? Does that make it wire fraud? Is unauthorized use of one's computers not a major crime?

    Zombies are entirely different from a company putting you on its mailing list without your consent. These people aren't annoying marketers, they're criminals.

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    1. Re:Prosecution by jfengel · · Score: 1

      "Wire fraud" implies that the spam mails were trying to secure money by fraud. Some of them probably were, but not necessarily all of them. The CAN-SPAM law was designed to make simple bulk advertising illegal unless it met certain criteria (valid unsubscribe addresses, non-forged headers, etc.) Wire fraud is a more difficult challenge to meet, though I bet when the prosecutions are ready they'll probably try that, too.

      I believe that they can prosecute under the CAN-SPAM act even without proving that these were the guys who infected the computers, which may be a bigger challenge.

      As is usual in law enforcement, they'll throw as many laws as they can at the problem and see which ones stick.

  32. Been asking this since CAN-SPAM was passed. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Okay, aside from issues of "entrapment", why hasn't anyone with any legal authority done this?

    It isn't like it would even be difficult to do. You wouldn't even need to setup your own machine. You could find any one of the hundreds of thousands of existing zombies out there just by asking your email admin to get you the IP addresses.

    If you do this for a couple dozen boxes (it shouldn't be that difficult to find people who would cooperate) you can get a LOT more info than with just one box.

    US 'bot net "admins" should be a dead breed by now. We're talking money. Even if they do nothing to really fix the problem of easily owned machines, they can bust the new "admins" every few months and rake in the money in fines and confiscated property.

    1. Re:Been asking this since CAN-SPAM was passed. by Control+Group · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but I don't believe entrapment is even an issue. This is akin to the police stings that leave a valuable, unlocked car parked on the street, wired for video and sound. Perp tries to steal the car, hotwires it, drives off, and a mile later the doors lock, the car dies, and the perp gets picked up.

      I know that's done, and the criminals are convicted. This setup seems essentially identical to me.

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    2. Re:Been asking this since CAN-SPAM was passed. by conJunk · · Score: 1

      would there really be an entrapment issue? I mean, "i'll sell you this x-box for fifteen bucks" is one thing, leaving an unsecured computer where you can watch it is another.

      it's not entrapment if the security guard at the bank arrests somebody who's robbing the bank. what's the dude going to say? "it's entrapment, they were totally waiting there to catch me!" right.

    3. Re:Been asking this since CAN-SPAM was passed. by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Further I believe "entrapment" means that the law enforcement coerced you into doing something illegal that you normally wouldn't have done.

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    4. Re:Been asking this since CAN-SPAM was passed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      correct.
      Entrapment is when the law officials offer you something that, or ask you to do something that breaks the law. It's the reason a police officer can't actually say something like "would you like to buy some meth?" They have to get you to accept a deal for 'merchandice" ect.

  33. So why is the FCC working with THEM... by mengel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... rather than the honeynet project who have better tools, and far more experience at this sort of thing?

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    1. Re:So why is the FCC working with THEM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      MS PR Stunt.

    2. Re:So why is the FCC working with THEM... by twitter · · Score: 1
      Because the federal government is in M$'s pocket?

      Microsoft does not want to end spam, they want to control it and be the only spammer. Honeynet would eventually point back to lots of big dumb companies who are busy spamming their competitors.

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    3. Re:So why is the FCC working with THEM... by grantsellis · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Two options:

      1. Standard /. conspiracy theory that government is in M$'s pocket (see responses above).

      2. Microsoft's promise to sue the people responsable into oblivion. (Admittedly, the 'into oblivion' is implied rather than explicit.) This means that MICROSOFT PAYS FOR THE LITIGATION. The FCC gets Microsoft's honed attack lawyers for free.

      Microsoft has opted to do something where the FCC gets credit and Microsoft pays most the costs (litigation is expensive, especially when the people you're suing probably don't have money to pay the judgements). Why would the FCC choose them? It's a conspiracy, I tell you.

      Sorry, I'm a law student*, so I tend to believe in the glory and pragmatism of having someone else paying legal fees. :)

      *If I were an actual lawyer, this message would be three times as long and contain the same information. I'm working on it.

    4. Re:So why is the FCC working with THEM... by Black+Acid · · Score: 1
      ... rather than the honeynet project who have better tools, and far more experience at this sort of thing?

      I'd suspect that they are not involved because the original purpose of the Honeynet project is to study the attacker's tactics, NOT to report them to law enforcement. They even stated they do not intend to report the attackers, though I can't find the statement.

  34. Even if not by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I haven't seen anywhere in the anti-spam laws that says you have a positive duty to stop spam. There doesn't seem to be any criminal culpability for getting a system hacked. The person doing the hacking and spamming is in trouble, but not the person that it happened to.

    If I'm incorrect on this, please point out the relivant part of the law.

    1. Re:Even if not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I agree. Although for different reasons.

      They're working to stop spam (and get those who are responsible in trouble), it's like a sting operation. People go in undercover and [do whatever: buy drugs, whatnot] and then they have evidence of the other people being responsible for [the whatever: selling drugs, etc].

    2. Re:Even if not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you miss the "vigilante" part of the headline? People don't go undercover, officers of the law go undercover.

    3. Re:Even if not by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1
      If vigilantes could, the people supplying the mods with crack could use it as a defence. "No, I'm not a dealer. It was a vigilante sting operation against the crack buyers."

      Bush them gives them a Medal of Freedom, since he has a few lying around. Kerry salutes them and later villifies them.

    4. Re:Even if not by schon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I haven't seen anywhere in the anti-spam laws that says you have a positive duty to stop spam.

      We're not talking about a positive duty to stop spam - we're talking about aiding and abetting.

      If you set up a device specifically to allow spam to pass through it, and the spammer is breaking the law by sending the spam, then you're breaking the law. You know that a law is being broken, and you know that your property is being used to do it (in fact, you've made a positive step to ensure the spam is sent.)

      I don't think it's a huge stretch to claim that by deliberately facilitating illegal spam, you should be subject to the same law.

    5. Re:Even if not by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but who would be defined as the officers against spam? The FBI? Some other body of the government? Anyone at all? In any case, they're not doing their job.

      So good for Microsoft... you'd think other companies would be doing this. Hell, there probably are other companies doing this, just not getting any attention from /. since they're not Microsoft/Google/A well-known open-source company.

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    6. Re:Even if not by abirdman · · Score: 2, Interesting
      subject to the same law
      You haven't heard? All American corporations, and most others (even the ones that have been convicted of serious crimes) are now agents of the government. Ask your Congress-persons-- if you can reach them, because they're awfully busy sucking up to the corporate types in their districts. Many are out with their lobbyists, getting briefed on the new trends in how laws should be drafted, and can't come to the phone. Keep calling... someone from their office will eventually confirm it. All corporations are now de-facto agents of the government, so there's no need to worry when they take on quasi-enforcement duties. They're just helping out. Only criminals are worried about this. HAND.
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    7. Re:Even if not by Courageous · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I applaud them for their efforts, and think they are doing the right thing. But this was a big risk they took. If someone were to sue them for damages, the situation isn't "negligent". It's not like they failed to take due dilligence precautions! Rather, they deliberately created the problem. Be that as it may, I rather doubt you'll find any litigants.

      I'd think they'd be able to more than sue. Access to entities like these zombies is a federal offense, and punishable by years in a federal penitentiary (as in 10 PLUS). They should force the prosecution issue, that would really shut these spammers down and send a message.

      C//

    8. Re:Even if not by Baricom · · Score: 1

      People go in undercover and [do whatever: buy drugs, whatnot]
      No, police do. I'm no lawyer, but I do know that if you buy drugs from a dealer and then turn it in as "evidence," you're going to get arrested on the spot. Microsoft is not the police. They might offer to lend their technical expertise to the police, but it is not their place to catch the criminals. They should leave that to the professionals.

  35. Microsoft Spam by Ashcrow · · Score: 1

    "and sent 18 million spam messages."

    So does this mean Microsoft spent time aiding spamers in their spamming? Can't they get in trouble for that?

    1. Re:Microsoft Spam by jZnat · · Score: 1

      No, they got permission and whatnot. It seems that they also dumped the emails into a fake SMTP server to allow the spambots to think it was successful.

      OT: nice post ID. I was looking for that one. :D

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  36. Zombies by Deanasc · · Score: 2, Funny
    Now if only Microsoft could protect me from the real thing. Then I could rest easy at night.

    On the otherhand imagine Paperclip... It looks like you're trying to fight off a zombie attack. Would you like me to (A) Shoot some of them in the head (B) Open the main gates and let some more in?

    New meaning to Blue Screen of Death.

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  37. Double standard. by NRAdude · · Score: 1, Informative

    There is no redress for grievances to or for corporations; remedy is legislated, and it is known that the remedy even recently has degraded to CAN SPAM ACT. Before CAN SPAM ACT, all that was necessary is to acknowledge the source of the transmission and send the owner a bill for purchasing the value-added resale of available communication services. It isn't so easy for a man (either male or female); to enumerate the tresspass of another in terms of billing to the use of a communications line for said data transfer, as an intended interference to a station, and further as deceptive commercial delivery of speach; the remedy would be limited to only those people acting on behalf or employed by the corporation and not the corporation. Reason being is the truth that flesh and blood, living people, can only challenge same; whereas any redress to a corporation would presume the complaint to be of a fellow corporation. Law of Nations clears up the difference between politic and corporate, and I hope everyone gets their copy certified from Project Gutenberg so they know that their are two nations, one America and the other the United States, there are American states and there are United States states, then there are the corporations chartered by their respective states. A challenge to a corporation could be transgressed by Return Service to a misnomer, or a presumption that the complaint is derived of a person in a contract with collateral to the services rendered, et al; no different than a libel of review. Abatement would clear this up, but a UNITED STATES judge or magistrate would need some coaxing as to why we believe people are more special than some fool stealing your resources for use by a UNITED STATES regulated corporation.

    On a somewhat off-topic note, concerning commercial speach transmitted over FCC regulated communications lines, copper or wireless, a friend and I were discussing the circular reasoning involved with the FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION for licensing; regarding their license demands that no codified transmission may emit from a FCC-licensed station, yet the study course is more FCC codes (regulations) as opposed to actual electrical theory and law. In other words, a demand to subscribe to a FCC license would itself prohibit use under the FCC license. Could this be a loophole regarding the first amendment, if enough pressure is exerted for the people to make unhindered use of services contracted, to prevent a contract stipulation to coerce agreement by reference or partial inclusion of an unrevealed contract (think FCC)? At the verry least, I know that Part 15 of the FCC code is honest about my use of a cable-cutter on copper wire. :-)

    Just trying to stimulate.

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    1. Re:Double standard. by teutonic_leech · · Score: 1

      Dude, are you a lawyer?? LOL - sorry, your excerpt reads like a patent claim...

  38. In Fairness by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
    In all fairness, the part that kinda explains the "vigilante" starts on Page 2 of the article, so 99.9% of /.'ers can be forgiven for missing it.
    Microsoft then used the IP addresses of the computers requesting connections, and the addresses of the Web sites advertised in the sent spam, to identify 13 distinct spamming groups. In some cases, those IP addresses and sites were compared to spam samples captured by Microsoft's Hotmail honeypots.
    ...
    Microsoft filed a civil lawsuit Aug. 17 in King County, Wash., and named 13 "John Doe" defendants so that it could use discovery to learn the spammers' true identities.
    ...
    "Hopefully, we'll be able to turn over the results of our investigation for criminal prosecution under CAN-SPAM,"
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  39. takes years for Microsoft... by shmlco · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "...but it takes years for Microsoft to realize there was a problem and do something about it."

    Or we could, I suppose, get mad at the people who developed SMTP, a system so insecure in and as of itself that anyone can pretend to be anyone else and get away with it.

    Of course, that was done in a kinder, gentler time when "spam" was unknown, so I guess they can be forgiven. Then again, much of the Windows code was created long before the terms "DoS" or "buffer overflow attack" came into existence.

    Naw. Much easier to hate MS. Somehow, they should have known better...

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    1. Re:takes years for Microsoft... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      "...but it takes years for Microsoft to realize there was a problem and do something about it."
      Or we could, I suppose, get mad at the people who developed SMTP, a system so insecure in and as of itself that anyone can pretend to be anyone else and get away with it.

      More like the resistance to working together to improve the protocol. There is nothing quite as effective at encouraging nefarious activity like disagreement.

      Of course, that was done in a kinder, gentler time when "spam" was unknown, so I guess they can be forgiven. Then again, much of the Windows code was created long before the terms "DoS" or "buffer overflow attack" came into existence.

      Yeah, but it would have been much more difficult for these things to have happened if Microsoft defaulted to shipping a locked down, secure operating system distro, which the end user had to open up, thus learn a little about.

      Naw. Much easier to hate MS. Somehow, they should have known better...

      It's like this, chum, most of the Zombies in the world are running on their operating system. Taking an interest in how this happens should be paramount. It seems mostly they are doing this for the benefit of MSN and Hotmail users.

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    2. Re:takes years for Microsoft... by shmlco · · Score: 1
      "Yeah, but it would have been much more difficult for these things to have happened if Microsoft defaulted to shipping a locked down, secure operating system distro..."

      Nothing like totally missing the point. It's easy to say now that we'd have been much better off with things locked down. However, much like early internet protocols, early versions of Windows and NT were design to facilitate networking and interoperability. We (the public) wanted easy file and printer sharing and email and all those other features.

      Back then, not allowing for a stack overflow was merely poor coding style, that might, at worst, cause an occasional bug, and every open port wasn't a potential security hole waiting to be exploited.

      The internet changed the rules of the game, and, in many ways, they've been playing catch-up ever since.

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    3. Re:takes years for Microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somehow, they should have known better...

      Are you kidding? Microsoft has been shipping garbage for *decades* now. If there's a problem with their software, or a protocol they *chose* to use, they should fix it. It should be utterly embarrassing to the IT industry that a company of that size, with that many resources and with that much supposed talent, creates a product that can be hacked, zombified, or crashed.

      And no, I don't particular care for Linux or Mac or BSD either. The belief that insecurity and constant patching is "normal" is an *industry-wide* problem, and you can see it in many of the comments here on slashdot.

    4. Re:takes years for Microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first-level flaw in SMTP, that any computer can pretend to send computer from any other domain, was addressed some time ago with the SPF proposal at spf.pobox.com. Of course, Microsoft then came along and broke *THAT* by trying to shoe-horn in their SenderID system, took credit for the good SPF had done, and have hamstrung development of it for at least a year overall.

  40. Bastards... by p!ngu · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...I wondered why my gmail inbox had 18million new spams...

  41. I did the same thing once! Only slightly different by GecKo213 · · Score: 1

    A couple friends and I set up a computer to measure our own security practices for hosting our own website before brining it online and live and then continually tried hacking into it. One night after we had connected it to the Internet while we were attempting access, someone else gained access through a hole we hadn't patched and turned our machine into a zombie. We set up a bunch of monitoring software and watched it. It attempted, or rather participated in, three DDoS attacks on various websites, it was continually resending received SPAM messages, and was accessed an average of about 40 times a second from all over the Internet. We watched it for a few days and then Blew off our install and started over fresh, and by the way we patched the hole before putting it online again. We continued to hack at it for a few weeks and then left it. It was comprimised again about a month later, but was never used as Vigorously as the first time we brought it online. Is there anywhere that you know of that the log files (All backed up on a separte machine) would be sent that could be useful to humanity to stop these folks from spamming? The data and IP's are over a year old at best but it may still be helpfull.

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  42. Well, it's their own way... by sczimme · · Score: 1


    How is this fighting this in thier own way? Don't lots of other orgs do this same thing...?

    Well, it's their own way in that other organizations are not so irresponsible as to allow the machine to send 18 million &#$% spam messages while they ooh and aahh over their creation. Microsoft "embraces and extends" yet again...

    From The Fine Article:

    "In those 20 days, this one computer received 5 million connection requests from spammers, and sent 18 million spam messages," said Cranton.

    That amount of data was impossible to analyze, so Microsoft focused on the three most-active spamming days, when 470,00 connection requests were made of the PC, and about 1.8 million messages were sent through it.


    How nice: they allowed 18M junk messages to go through, but could be bothered to look at only 10% of the data. Unbelievable.

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    1. Re:Well, it's their own way... by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That amount of data was impossible to analyze, so Microsoft focused on the three most-active spamming days, when 470,00 connection requests were made of the PC, and about 1.8 million messages were sent through it.

      How nice: they allowed 18M junk messages to go through, but could be bothered to look at only 10% of the data. Unbelievable.


      Do you want the job of analyzing all 18 million messages? If they are only analyzing 10% its probably because they figure that the other 90% probably have the same source. Even if the other 90% don't, sure you would want them to start somewhere, than put off affirmative action for a few years? One way of confirming whether the 90% do come from the same source is prosecuting the spammers responsible for the 10% and then dealing with the reduced amount of spam in the next cycle.

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    2. Re:Well, it's their own way... by sczimme · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Do you want the job of analyzing all 18 million messages? If they are only analyzing 10% its probably because they figure that the other 90% probably have the same source.

      Fair enough, but if they are doing the analysis manually then they have already lost.

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    3. Re:Well, it's their own way... by plover · · Score: 1
      It does seem odd that they wouldn't keep working all the data they have to find more spammers, or why they couldn't have shut it down after it had "caught on" with the botnet operators (ten days.) I'm guessing the people behind the experiment had no idea how successful it would be and so arbitrarily chose 20 days. The people operating the honeypot probably weren't the same people who were running the experiment, and were just told "run this PC for 20 days and give us this data."

      The reason they would let the spam go is because spammers (and their spammy clients) have tripwire addresses. As a honeypot operator, you have no way of knowing if joe@someplace.org is an ordinary spam victim, or actually an address used by the spammer to verify that the spam is indeed being sent.

      You may be unaware of how deep the spam industry is these days. There are several levels: the Vi4gr4 vendors are just the ones you see. They pay the "spammers" to send out X thousand messages. The spammers contract with "botnet operators". These are the guys who operate the hijacked PCs (like the one in the article.) The botnet operators in turn pay the freeware, shareware and ActiveX drive-by people to package their trojan horses in with their software. There's a lot of money changing hands in this business.

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    4. Re:Well, it's their own way... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      It does seem odd that they wouldn't keep working all the data they have to find more spammers, or why they couldn't have shut it down after it had "caught on" with the botnet operators (ten days.) I'm guessing the people behind the experiment had no idea how successful it would be and so arbitrarily chose 20 days

      Probably because they intended to go after the few big fish, then try again once some more big fish had appeared. Wash, rinse, repeat.

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    5. Re:Well, it's their own way... by calix0815 · · Score: 1

      How nice: they allowed 18M junk messages to go through, but could be bothered to look at only 10% of the data. Unbelievable.

      I admit that their long history of perfecting their skills in making bad software causes us to assume the worst, but I suppose they ran the machine on a router that redirected its every attempt to connect to an IP's port 25 to a special machine that received and archived those 18M spams.

    6. Re:Well, it's their own way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you want the job of analyzing all 18 million messages?

      I would take that job at my hourly rate. I would estimate it to be about 50-100 times larger than this type of work that I've done before. But given a decent machine with lots of RAM and breaking those emails up into workable chunks and just dealing with emails minus any binaries? No problem.

      Finding the unique sources and getting stats on the involvement of each would not be "impossible" as claimed.

      I would bet that MS did not allow the SPAM to get through to the intended recipients, instead getting captured by a catch-all server and also that they are happy with a sample size of 1.8 million. Maybe they figure diminishing gains on performing analysis on the remaining 90%. I would have analysed 100% if I could have and evidence of a crime should not ever be ignored or contents assumed.

      Yes this is my bread and butter and analysis of multi hundred gigabyte textual data does not phase me. I really wish I could have been involved in that.

    7. Re:Well, it's their own way... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      They did. If slashdot had actually posted the *proper* FA instead of a reporters' write up of it people would know this:

      http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2005/oct0 5/10-27ZombiePR.mspx

      "Microsoft investigators intentionally created a zombie computer, quarantined it to prevent it from actually sending spam messages, then carefully watched it for 20 days while investigators tracked and traced all Internet communications through the infected computer."

  43. They were probably analyzing it with Access... by Seng · · Score: 1

    We tried to analyze our monthly router logs with Access this week, and it died at 4 million records... Back to pgsql...

    1. Re:They were probably analyzing it with Access... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work for a company that did exactly that. We switched to SQL server. Getting hundreds of millions of records into the DB was no problem, even back in '98. Getting them out again was a real problem though. Ever try to rebuild the indicies on a 300m-row table?

  44. why can't our law enforcement agencies by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    be doing some of this?

    1. Re:why can't our law enforcement agencies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Are you kidding?

      After a two year investigation they only found one person in the Whitehouse who tells lies!

    2. Re:why can't our law enforcement agencies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they are needed as the hired guns for RIAA and MPAA?

    3. Re:why can't our law enforcement agencies by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      well, they're usually loath to go after the elected liars, the appointed ones generally have to take the fall

  45. It's still erroneous terminology by Tau+Zero · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft is going through the courts and the criminal justice system. In neither case is there vigilantism involved, just vigilance.

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  46. Re:Here's what we should do! by GecKo213 · · Score: 1
    I just don't want to see, a couple years from now, Microsoft being awarded patents on the invention of the Honeypot.

    Let's get together and file for patents on the SPAM process. Then we need to file papers on creating an OS that enables the above process. Then we need to patent the process of patenting the above.

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  47. I highly doubt... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I highly doubt Microsoft let the spam get out of the honeypot. Most likely they just returned fake responses to the spammer machine and collected the data. There's no need to actually relay the mail, and it's not like spammers audit their proxies to see which are working perfectly.

  48. What took so long? by \\ · · Score: 1

    This has been a huge problem for longer than the past year, what took Microsoft or even the FCC so long to do investigate? The investigation wasn't exactly rocket science, they set up a zombie and watched it take connections.

  49. Re:Here's what we should do! by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Let's get together and file for patents on the SPAM process.

    The irony is, Spamming has been a serious center of creativity and innovation. Just the sort of thinkg Patent Law is there to protect.

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  50. How long do you think it would take... by douglips · · Score: 1

    How long do you think it would take for your car to be stolen if you left it parked in the worst area of Tijuana with the windows down and the engine running?

  51. Redundancy by RISTMO · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or does it seem like everyone's trying to jump on the "popular topic" bandwagon? Notice how the first half of the page is full of replies saying Microsoft's actions aren't "vigilante", then the second half is full of replies about why Microsoft should be able to get away with sending 18 million spam emails. It seems interesting to me that if people are posting their own thoughts (and not just copying someone else's thoughts that they liked) that the two different topics aren't more evenly dispersed thorughout the page. Maybe it's just me.

  52. anyone been getting a lot of spam lately? by bosewicht · · Score: 0, Redundant

    There must be something going on, i got 18 million spam emails in somehting like 20 days!!!

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  53. Oh Noes! by MaXiMiUS · · Score: 0

    *Runs from Microsoft employees, dressed in his zombie suit* EEP!

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  54. And I'm SURE... by GReaToaK_2000 · · Score: 1

    That NONE of them read /. :D GO

  55. Sourdough... by NRAdude · · Score: 0

    Maybe it was a Foodian slip? You know how Ballmer is gaining some girth on the outer crust; maybe he was thinking of the Pillsbury doughboy? I feel like eating some sourdough myself... This is that CIA subliminal mind-control being used to by the corporate bakeries... mmmm sourdough.

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  56. If my car had millions of people throwing bricks by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd be amazed if it lasted 30 seconds.

    When you get right down to it, cars are shitty in reliability compared to software. Off the top of my head, here are some major problems my car has, at least when looked at from a software standpoint:

    1) My car is very venurable to break ins. You can smash a window, jimmy the locks and so on. It's easy, requries no knowledge to do.

    2) My car doesn't deal with faulty input. If I set it in neutral and floor it, the engine will overheat and seize up. There's no system to deal with faulty operation like that.

    3) My car has problems with user error. If I drive it in to a wall on accident, it'll stop functioning. Same if a user of another car makes a mistake and hits it.

    Worse yet, the manufacturer will not fix ANY of these faults, even for a price. Even worse they KNEW about ALL of them when they sold the car.

    Now compare that to software where we expect that it be essentially faultless and when a fault is found, that it be fixed quickly and for free.

    Something tells me that if someone put a brick through your window, it would be them that you wanted busted, not the maker of your car. Yet if someone hacks your OS, you are mad at the OS maker, not that hacker.

    Only on Slashdot :P.

  57. Bill gates turns 50 today. Happy B-day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    subject.

  58. Why not just close the holes? by xiando · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh. They setup a computer and watched how it could be exploited and went after the people doing the exploiting. Now that seems like a smart way to handle the problem. If it was my product then I would consider actually closing the holes that allow spammers to exploit Windows to be the best solution. But hell, what do I know?

    1. Re:Why not just close the holes? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      If it was my product then I would consider actually closing the holes that allow spammers to exploit Windows to be the best solution.

      In most cases, spyware gets installed through the actions of the end user. Not much they can do to close that "hole".

  59. Alternatively by Dante+Shamest · · Score: 1

    If you can't beat them, join them. =)

  60. PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is another PR stunt. Its the same with their charity foundation. Children would sooner starve in Africa than accept money from MS.

  61. Prosecute MS for their spam by wardk · · Score: 0, Troll

    MS admits to sending out 18 million pieces of spam.

    prosecute them, law breaking to catch law breakers is the job of the cops.

    they admitted it, should be an open and shut case.

    1. Re:Prosecute MS for their spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah if you had READ said artical or maybe even the summary ON slashdot you would have seen

      In conjunction with the FTC and consumer rights groups

      But apparently you just read 18 mil and spam and microsoft sending. Question your own 'ideals' everyday. MS is doing a good thing here. I know spam vs MS and the average slashdoters head will splode from the quandry. But still...

  62. Couple questions by Tom · · Score: 1

    a) Why did they allow it to actually send out 18 million friggin spams instead of redirecting those to /dev/null?

    b) Did it scare them how easily the system was compromised? Yes, the articles says "they infected it". I'm sure they didn't, they put windos on it and let it run for a while.

    c) Will the spammers get off easily because of entrapment?

    d) Who is putting pressure on M$ to be suddenly so interested in spam after they ignored the problem completely for years? Something big is happening behind the scenes - M$ doesn't usually do things just to look good. There's either money to be made or a monopoly position to defend.

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    1. Re:Couple questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > a) Why did they allow it to actually send out 18 million friggin spams instead of redirecting those to /dev/null?

      If you read about spam honeypots, you'll see that the spam software actually sends tests messages in the beginning to verify the usefulness of the infected host. One technique is to cause the spammer's mail transaction to stall, after a few successes, holding the spammer. This project "La Brea Tarpits?" was shut down by "the man" and stupid people, whatever you want to call them for some DMCA type violation.

    2. Re:Couple questions by Tom · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I wasn't up to speed on that. It's a shame they shut down La Brea - I had some early versions running on my servers at various times.

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  63. if you build it they will spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    actually a good idea, create a "test/crash" machine let the bastard spamers get after it, prosecute thoes bastards after spaming.

    kind of like what the police due with jack ass car thieves, have a "dummy car" with a kill switch, theives break into it, try to drive off, police remotely kill car engine, windows and door lock. Theives caught red handed........

    repeat offenders given 3 strikes, 3rd their "removed from society" via firing squad shooting with civil war rifles, aiming from the legs up until they are dead.

    that's how you remove repeat offenders out of the system for any crime, make the consequences leathal, and make it hurt. If you know that it's it and it won't be painless, your less likey to offend. Of course then the bastard will just do a "suicide by cops", but i don't see a problem with that, problem of them being removed from society is still solved.

  64. In Soviet Russia by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

    vigilante zombies investigate YOU

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  65. I can imagine the costumes! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Funny

    Costume 1: Guy disguises himself as a zombie and puts on a cardboard monitor. Here instead of "brainssssssss" he should say: "mailssssssssssss"

    Costume 2: A fat guy carrying a chair, with a Google T-Shirt (and the handwritten letters above: "I'll F**ing Kill". Obviously his secondary target would be the guy wearing costume 1.

    Now the following may be off-topic, but what the heck, I got started!

    Costume 3: Just put on a Bill Gates mask, and wear a Microsoft T-Shirt. And instead of "Trick or treat", you say: "End User License Agreement".

    Costume 4: Disguise yourself as a Lawyer and stick the logos of BMG, Sony, Time Warner (did I miss any?) on the back. Instead of "Trick or treat", say "Court or Settlement"

    Costume 5: Disguise yourself as Zombie, but instead of wearing the cardboard monitor, just put an AOL sticker on your shirt. You're an official "AOL user". Instead of moaning "brainssss" you'll say: "Me, tooooo!"

    Costume 6: Disguise yourself as a monitor, and paint the front in blue. :)

    Costume 7: Paint your face black and buy fake jewelry. Pretend you're the relative of a Nigerian prince who just died.

  66. Who's a good vigilante then, pussycat? by FishandChips · · Score: 1

    Ah, Microsoft: for a company returning net profits well north of $30 million per day, you'd think the poor lambs might be able to afford more than a single computer. Perhaps the news that these here "zombies" exist and are used to send this strange stuff called "spam" came as a terrific shock. Agree with another poster: this comes over as a publicity stunt. One wonders if they even paid for the computer.

    Perhaps it's time for a name and shame campaign on spam with the big IT companies. How much is each of them spending on combating spam and taking down spammers? I'll bet it's not nearly as much as they'd like us all to think.

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  67. You have got to be kidding? by arthurh3535 · · Score: 1

    No one has been doing this already?

    Isn't this elementary?

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  68. They blocked the outgoing spam by dsouth · · Score: 2, Informative

    Though the Information Week article didn't mention this, an article at another site makes it clear that Microsoft blocked the outgoing spam messages during their honeypot experiement.

  69. Re:I did the same thing once! Only slightly differ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus, learn some grammar and learn to spell before posting would ya?

    "...couple friends..." like railway cars?
    "...then Blew off..." or perhaps pr0n?
    "...was comprimised again..." look up the correct spelling
    "... as Vigorously as..." and what's with all these capital letters?
    "... files (All backed up..." why the capital letter?
    "...on a separte machine..." spelling
    "...helpfull...." spelling (hint one L only on the end)

  70. Oops! Forgot the scariest one! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hello there! Looks like you're trying to run a party!"

    1. Re:Oops! Forgot the scariest one! by Ythan · · Score: 1

      I think you misspelled "ruin".

  71. Vigilante Investigation? No way. by senducemhere · · Score: 1

    How can this be called 'vigilante'? If I go arrest and beat up the guy that stole my car - then I am a vigilante. If I know who did it and report him, then I am being a good citizen. I despise M$ as much as the next nerd, but this is reaching a bit...

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  72. Re:Right. - hand goes up... by gerardlt · · Score: 1

    Well, there's their sourcesafe server for a start - that's riddled with malware.

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  73. MS is not sending spam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bad reporting on InfoWeek's part. ZDNet has an article about the same thing, but they include an important piece of information: "Microsoft said it blocked the junk mail before it hit the Internet."

  74. IANAL ... by khasim · · Score: 1

    The only thing about "entrapment" that I can see is infecting the computer in the first place.

    It comes down to whether the cops/feds took any action on their own to connect that box to that 'bot-net.

    Which is why I would prefer the "clean hands" version of simply picking a few dozen boxes that are already infected. This is all about making the case as solid and complete as possible with no way for the "admin" to weasel out on technicalities.

    And if any of the cops/feds are interested in a long list of IP addresses that are 99% likely to be zombies, I can provide them. Hundreds of them. With data going back months.

    1. Re:IANAL ... by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      Even infecting the computer in the first place was not entrapment, for two reasons:

      First, it's only entrapment if law enforcement does it. A private individual or corporation cannot entrap you.

      Second, even if law enforcement did it, this would not be entrapment. This was the equivalent of leaving a car sitting on the street, with the driver's side window already broken, the ignition already hotwired, and the engine running. If you see it, hop in, take off, and get busted one block later by the police who were watching the car, you were not entrapped. You acted completely of your own volition. It's the same with undercover police officers posing as prostitute or drug dealers, and arresting you when you try to make the buy; you weren't entrapped because you approached them.

      Now, if you were sitting on a park bench minding your own business and a police officer came up to you and tried to convince you (by cash, persuasion, or whatever) to go over there and steal that car sitting across the street and you were convinced and did it, that would be entrapment. It's not something you otherwise have done, but they came to you and convinced you to do it.

  75. I will give $10,000 to charity... by mindaktiviti · · Score: 2, Funny

    I will give $10,000 to charity if someone creates a game where Steve Balmer goes on a rampage killing hundreds of spammers with his deadly bloody chair (as the default weapon), and in Quake 3 Arena fashion to also have a key bound to various choice quotes uttered by Mr. Balmer like "I will fucking bury that guy" and an animation of Mr. Balmer's model pointing in front of him to go along with those utterances.

    (Disclaimer: I won't really donate the money because I'm a poor college student)

    1. Re:I will give $10,000 to charity... by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Found this gem just the other day: ballmer quotes. I'll leave the animation and game to someone else.

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  76. Crap Car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If I set it in neutral and floor it, the engine will overheat and seize up. There's no system to deal with faulty operation like that."

    First of all

    1) Most cars have a rev limiter. If you floor it in neutral, it simply bumps into the limiter

    2) On crappy cars and old ones, there is no rev limiter and the valves float and break the engine terribly

    You car will not overheat from this in either case.

    1. Re:Crap Car by Superfarstucker · · Score: 1

      I think you're probably wrong on your first account. It's true that cars have rev limiters to prevent the air/fuel ratio from becoming too lean (i.e. injectors are at maxed capacity) to prevent mechanical damage (valve float) and another thing as if those too weren't bad enough, to prevent it from going outside it's efficient operating range. What remains to question however is if the motor operating at full speed under no load has a higher thermal load than it operating at a moderate speed under heavy load. Even if that in itself isn't enough to cause your car to stop functioning the fact that you are operating the engine under very stressful conditions for a long period of time will, increase your chance of damage to the motor.

      In fact, given a long enough time span, they will all break down. This shouldn't be unexpected, all motors will eventually be so far beyond their mechanical tolerances or had a 'catastrophic' failure that they cease to run. It just stands to reason that if operation alone is a prime motivator for deterioration of an engine and other components of the vehicle, operation under extreme conditions is only moreso. Again we can note that there are many other factors that may affect the engine's lifespan which are not dependant on operation.

      Regardless, the analogy is terrible. Both situations are completely unique relative to each other and the vehicle 'problems' he poses are rather intractable economically with current technologies. A more analogous situation would be the user flipping the 240 switch on the back and powering on his system. Barring an auto-sensing power supply (I hear they are mandatory in europe, guess they're just too dumb to figure it out; note: sarcasm) no software will save that pc. One could argue that collision evasion is actually a software problem, but, this is not relevant as car manufacturing and design [for the most part] are not.

    2. Re:Crap Car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's actually unlikely that a modern car engine (or an older one for that matter) can exceed the speed where the injectors can't supply enough fuel. Even with the throttle wide open, there is still restriction in the intake system, and backpressure will build in the exhaust. Barring a rev limiter, valve float will occur on all but desmodronic engines, and this will act as a rev limiter.

      Rev limiters are included on modern cars for warranty reasons. There are many problems over-revving can cause. A single over-rev episode can stretch the connecting rod bolts past the yield point, leading to a catastrophic connecting rod failure at some point in the future. This is probably the most common over-rev related failure. Often, the oiling system cannot supply the connecting rod bearings sufficiently past a certain speed. The Porsche 928 and 944 engines had rev limits set artificially low for this very reason. 928 engines with modified oiling passages in the crankshafts could rev another 500 RPM higher without damage. (These rev limiters were included in the 1982 models, by the way). The pistons themselves have a critical speed (measured in feet per minute) above which they will fail.

      There's a whole bunch of things that go into setting the "redline" speed of an engine; leaning out the air/fuel mixture due to maxing out the injector flow is not one of them.

  77. Re:I did the same thing once! Only slightly differ by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

    You forgot "brining it online." I don't think a computer filled with salt water would be very useful, and I don't understand why it was necessary to brine it online. You'd think it would be easier to brine it at the beach.

  78. Just Curious by max+born · · Score: 1

    Wonder why they don't spend their time and energy fixing the problem in the first place?

    If your house is insecure and you keep getting robbed you can do two things.

    1) Go after the people who robbed you. -- Great.

    2) Seucure your house so people can't rob you -- Even better.

    1. Re:Just Curious by Random+Destruction · · Score: 1

      So, do you have windows? Does your house use standard 5-pin pin drop locks? You're obviously an idiot if you get robbed, and its your own ault. sorry, I hate bad analogies. It takes a lot more skill to break into an insecure windows computer than a house. Im not saying MS shouldn't be fixing the problems, but what we need is a way to punish the criminals doing the damage. They have a lot of funding too, and will always find a way. Another option is to kill everyone who is stupid enough to click on links in spam. To quote the simpsons "Just don't look", and advertising will go away.

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    2. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Punishing criminals is great and I agree with you on that. But the response here seems more reactionary than productive. Prosecuting a lot of people might make us feel good but it ain't gonna stop spam.

      I don't like it that my tax dollars are funding such stupid and pointless sting operations.

      Securing systems is a much more logical and economically sound approach.

  79. Evolution continues by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    They just knocked off a bunch of the dumber spammers. The world is a better place! But... now the surviving ones will realize that maybe it's not such a hot idea to connect directly to their zombies... better to get a zombie to connect to the zombie! Sure, you have to make a few connections to your zombie network to get things moving, but the chances of hitting a honey pot are pretty low, and even if you do, who's got time to investigate a thousand zombie machines to find one actual spammer (who could just say his machine was taken over as well)?

    1. Re:Evolution continues by JVert · · Score: 1

      Zombies are already attacking other computers to become zombies. Its the end result thats trackable, it takes an insane amount of resources to track a virus writer, but it happens. In this case all they have to do is track the results of their actions. 100,000,000 emails sent with *what* content, 1,000,000,000,000 clickthroughs with who's refferer ID.

    2. Re:Evolution continues by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      That seems like a way better way to do this: go after the people who benefit from the suckers who buy stuff from spam.

      This approach looks at who is telling the zombie what to do. MS set up a computer, let it get infected, then watched to see who connected to it to try and make it do stuff. Apparently that someone was often a spammer. Now what happens if, instead of connecting directly to the zombies, the spammer uses another zombie to connect to the zombies. Now all MS has is the address of another zombie machine. Dead end.

  80. bust 'em, monkey boy by swschrad · · Score: 1

    now THAT'S innovation!

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  81. My three cars... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 0

    If my car had millions of people throwing bricks I'd be amazed if it lasted 30 seconds.

    That is a nice analogy, but the problem is that the grand parent still had a point. I have three cars, My shiny Apple sports car, my Linux dune buggy kit car, and my booring gray Windows station waggon. Amazingly enough my Apple sports car and the Linux dune buggy stand up to the millions of bricks that get thrown at them just fine. I mean, in view of the complete absence of broken windows, dents and scratched paint I'd say they hardly know the bricks exist. Now my Windows station waggon on the other hand really took a beating the first time I took it for a spin. In the end I had to fit it with solid steel armor, build up the chassis (due to the weight of the armor) and fit it with bullet proof glass to deal with all those bricks. I even planned to add a turret with a 20mm cannon but the police would not give me a license for it. All in all this indicates to me that the guys at Apple motors and Linux Kit Cars Inc. did something right that the guys at Windows automobile company screwed up woldn't you agree?

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    1. Re:My three cars... by evilapplepie · · Score: 1

      millions of bricks thrown at Apple and Linux. i think not. nobody bothers to hack these systems b/c they represent a fraction of the installed base.

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    2. Re:My three cars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not exactly... the brick throwers don't bother wasting their time with the Apple sports car or the Linux dune buggy. They are vulnerable... no system is secure. The attack is designed to destroy the Windows grocery getter because thats most (~85%-90%) of what is on the road and there's money (big money when you talk about adware) in doing so. Basically they get more hack for their buck. If this were an Apple or Linux world, I would imagine they would suffer similar problems.

    3. Re:My three cars... by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Ahh but that's not the case. Regardless of if it's because of inherant flaws or simple popularity, Windows has by far the most people trying exploits against it every day. It is getting by far the most bricks thrown at it. As for Linux, well great, I'm glad you haven't gotten hacked. Wish I could say the same of the Linux boxes at work. We have a Linux box get owned at least once every 3 months. Yes, it's a moron administering it, if you were wondering.

      But of course, there's the real trick, isn't it? Windows doesn't have to get hacked. I've had a Windows webserver up, with a for-the-public website since late 2002. It was Windows 2000 until just receantly, now Windows 2003. Number of times hacked or in any way compramised? Zero. Hell I wasn't even great about patching it. So what gives? Simple: Put a firewall up to block unnecessary ports, use the IIS lockdown tool (seperate program from MS for 2k, part of 2k3) to secure IIS against any overflows (it ensures URLs are properly formatted and only with approved extensions before passing them on).

      So with software, what it really comes down to is you need to secure it. Windows had a very open by default policy. This was bad, security wise, but good newbie wise. Linux is just the opposite, lock everything down and make you figure out how to enable it. Neither is invalid, though open by default is pretty naieve. Then again, that's how most peopel run their networks. Really all networks should have a firewall on the edge with a default deny on inbound yet few do.

      So really MS provides software that's plenty secure, their latest offerings are really good. Take 2003 or XP with teh latest service pack and the firewall turned on and, well, nothing is getting in since the firewall is deny by default for inbound traffic. All you really need to do is what you do for any software: Keep it updated, lock down that which isn't needed, enforce good security policies.

      I do all that with my car, and some assholes still tried to steal it (they failed, but did $500 of damage to it in the process).

    4. Re:My three cars... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

      Not exactly... the brick throwers don't bother wasting their time with the Apple sports car or the Linux dune buggy. They are vulnerable... no system is secure. The attack is designed to destroy the Windows grocery getter because thats most (~85%-90%) of what is on the road and there's money (big money when you talk about adware) in doing so. Basically they get more hack for their buck. If this were an Apple or Linux world, I would imagine they would suffer similar problems.


      If that were true my non Windows systems should never get a hack attempt which is not the case. If I were to stop patching my non Windows systems today they would eventually get owned so its not as if they are bullet proof. My Linux web servers in partickular get regular probes by hackers (or is it crackers?) and so does my OS.X system. Admittedly many of these probes are Windows specific but there is still a significant number of serious Unix/Linux/OS.X specific attempts so it's not as if 99.5% of the effort is directed at Windows as you are claiming. The greater quantity of Windows specific hacks out there is not solely due to the smaller install base of non Windows systems, although that is a factor, but also due to the traditionally sucky native security setup on Windows systems (it has improved lately). Windows owes alot of it's market share to the fact that it was marketed as a system that could be administrated by semi skilled (and thus less expensive) personnel and in order achieve this, security was sacrificed. Efforts to harden Windows notwithstanding Microsoft is still dealing with the consequences of that legacy. It is certainly true that apart from hard-core crackers most of the vermin out there (which is mostly cracking computers for money and not for fun) don't bother with Linux/Unix/and OS.X machines because there is fewer of them but it also has to do with the fact that Windows machines are still simply that much more easy to crack.

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    5. Re:My three cars... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. Put an unpatched linux box on the net for a while. You'll see.

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    6. Re:My three cars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...except that (in keeping with your metaphor) bricks are specific to the type of car. A brick for the Windows car will not break the Linux car.

      More people are throwing Windows bricks.

    7. Re:My three cars... by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Informative
      Apache has 2/3 of the server market, and its STILL a heck of a lot more secure than Microsoft IIS. According to your statement, Apache should be hacked a LOT more than IIS, since it has more market share, rather than the other way around.

      The market share argument is BS FUD. Always has been. Always will be. Microsoft just doesn't have a corporate culture that encourages good coding practices over eye candy and feature bloat.

  82. Cruel, maybe by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    But unusual? I kinda doubt it.

  83. If my car had rain falling on it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A better comparison would be a car that let rain go through.

    Anything, car or computer, has to be designed to function under 'normal conditions'.

    When you're plugged to the Internet, it is normal to receive packets with arbitrary content from unknown people. Just like rain on a car.

  84. Re:I did the same thing once! Only slightly differ by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    I don't think a computer filled with salt water would be very useful

    Depends. If it was previously running WinME, it may be a marked improvement.

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  85. stop, think, click? by AlienBrain · · Score: 1

    I hadn't heard of the Fed's new cyber safety website before this article. It's an interesting attempt for the average user- should be educating to see how it develops over the next few months.
    J

  86. Yes, patent is mine by NRAdude · · Score: 0
    Greetings and blessings!

    We adhese to our words and thoughts they present, respectively. I had a rather lengthy post on common law patents, modded as offtopic, yet I can't seem to look beyond the twenty-four post record limit without donating to Slashdot beyond the occasion. When thinking of letters patent, ponder on self-evident drawing rights by pen to paper, before the abomination Drawing Rights seized by that President RICHARD NIXON of the UNITED STATES. So, briefly I exhibit at DICTIONARY.COM;

    pat-ent

    pat
    v. patted, patting, pats
    v. tr.
    1.
    1. To tap gently with the open hand or with something flat.
    2. To stroke lightly as a gesture of affection.
    2. To mold by tapping gently with the hands or a flat implement.


    v. intr.
    1. To run or walk with a tapping sound.
    2. To hit something or against something gently or lightly.

    n.
    1. A light gentle stroke or tap.
    2. The sound made by a light stroke or tap or by light footsteps.
    3. A small mass shaped by or as if by patting: a pat of butter.
    -ent
    suff.
    1.
    1. Performing, promoting, or causing a specified action: absorbent.
    2. Being in a specified state or condition: bivalent.
    2. One that performs, promotes, or causes a specified action: referent.
    Setting a common law patent is easy as placing the claimant postal address face of the each page of a letter, or serial enumeration, to be publicly known as patent; thereby a postal stamp set on the address of the claimant as having paid the postal fee, and thereafter sent to a recipient such for audience, witness, or return to sender (commercial patents are two-way as opposed to non-commercial patents) to preserve a record of a patent; do not conceal the letter patent with an envelope; it needs to be publicly visible; that is why the "To" and "From" needs to be on the face of the actual letter, down the middle and not in the upper-left corner as though a commercial service: This all so the postal service can be witness for an original estate. This precedes all patent offices, even that corporation known as UNITED STATES PATENT AND TRADEMARK OFFICE. How do you suppose you reserve your rights before you surrender the rights to someone else so they can Reserve your Rights on your behalf (office)? Isn't that like burning the unanimouse Declaration of Independence so King George couldn't get his greedy hands on that document? In other words, just send a frickin' postcard and it'll be greater evidence that you own your ideas than anyone else. If someone asks you where you got your idea, say to them that a beutiful angel, scantily clad in a everclear lake, reached into her bussom and handed you a Sword (of truth) whence to carry into battle for the King's court; then if they ignore that their idea looks as your idea, and insist that your idea is derived of theirs, you can begin blowing your nose at them and follow the advice of our blessed postal patron Benjamin Franklin to fart proudly in their general direction. :-) Happy to help.
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  87. Are you sure? by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    "Then again, much of the Windows code was created long before the terms "DoS" or "buffer overflow attack" came into existence."

    Really?

    Buffer overflow attacks have been known for well over 20 years, and while DoS is new, the concepts are not new. If you can still get your hands on it, take a look at the source of FWTK, written by Marcus Ranum (http://www.dreamwvr.com/fwtk.org/fwtk/docs/docume ntation.html) for an example of people have known how to write defensive code for a long time.

    Now, I think there is a grain of truth to the idea that MS is most attacked because 90% of the computers run Windows. However, the codebase of Windows XP is from the 21st century, particularly since they've released SP2 in the last year, which contained significant upgrades to all of Windows.

    Especially since this was written after the time that MS announced (http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/features/2002/ feb02/02-20mundieqa.mspx) they were looking at all their old code to focus on security.

    So all things considered, either MS fibbed about reviewing all the code to make it more secure, or they don't know how to do it very well. The idea that attacks on code are something that have only come about since the AOL moved to the internet seems a bit misguided.

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    1. Re:Are you sure? by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      "However, the codebase of Windows XP is from the 21st century, particularly since they've released SP2 in the last year, which contained significant upgrades to all of Windows."

      Sure, MS dumped all the legacy code and COM components they used in Win2k and earlier and wrote all new code for Windows XP.

  88. Wow some actual envorcement at last by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No wonder it's the wild west out there, after years of abuse and billions of spam & scams the finally set up a machine to catch some bad guys.

    Good for them, they should keep it up, it's frigging insane the volume of spam and spambot hacking there is out there. It's real simple; start catching prosecuting the bastards, and to the *fullest* extent of the law.

  89. Please tell me... by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am somewhat antimicrosoft, but I fail to see why this is called "vigilante". Microsoft is working openly with the FTC. They set up their own computer, it got infected and they are investigating unauthorized connections to it. As a security professional I applaud their efforts. This is no different than anyone of you making a honeypot and checking the damage.
    Yay MS! Now, make Stevie B kill them (as other posters suggested:-)

  90. Re:If my car had millions of people throwing brick by Shanep · · Score: 0

    If my car had millions of people throwing bricks, I'd be amazed if it lasted 30 seconds.

    When are people going to stop using analogies which don't work? They rarely work well. This one does not work at all.

    If a car gets bricks thrown at it, it will be damaged by each brick until eventually a brick will break through the car.

    On the other hand if a single attack comes from the internet to your computer and your computer is vulnerable to that attack, it will be breached on the first attempt. Conversely, you could have all the attacks your connection could handle, but if none of those attacks addresses any vulnerability your computer has, then it won't be penetrated (it might die DoS style though).

    Now compare that to software where we expect that it be essentially faultless and when a fault is found, that it be fixed quickly and for free.

    This is ridiculous and not just because the analogy is ridiculous.

    Nobody should expect faultless software. However people should expect a premium product for a premium price and free fixes within the warrantee period. Especially given that the fix can be made once and then applied by millions. Also, you are comparing VENDOR FAULT with USER FAULT.

    Only on Slashdot :P.

    Wake up to yourself. I wouldn't be poking fun at others if I had the screwed up logic that you do.

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  91. Are you seriously suggesting by Rhinobird · · Score: 1

    that we go out an start shooting spammers? Why that's just...just...

    I'll go get my gun. YEEHAW!

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  92. Not so. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Because the infected computer usually has to contact the IRC channel and report in that it is infected and available.

    There is no equivalent for stealing a car because the car does not call you up and tell you that it is sitting at the corner of Pike and 5th with a broken window and no car alarm.

    Which is why the issue of entrapment comes up.

    1. Re:Not so. by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      That still doesn't work, because Microsoft didn't write the software that infected the PC. They just took what had been written for the express purpose of creating zombies, and let it infect a PC on purpose, then sat back to see who used the zombie.

      That is very much like a car that calls up thief and says "Hey, I'm sitting here at Pike and 5th with a broken window, no alarm, and I've already been hotwired and the engine's running. Come and get me."

      Here's an even better analogy: car thieves steal a load of LoJack devices and compromise them such that they will not only give the location of your car to the thieves, but will disable your alarm, unlock the doors, and start the engine for them (this isn't possible, but bear with me). The police become aware of these devices, obtain one on the street, and install it in a car. The car phones home, they wait until the thief shows up, then make the bust. Entrapment? Not even close, because they did not induce the thief to do something s/he would not have otherwise done.

      Or to use a prostitution bust analogy, when a female officer dresses like a prostitute and hangs out on a street corner, she is signalling availability (much like the zombie does), but the John comes over there out of his own free will; she doesn't go to him and convince him to do it. When a zombie announces itself on an IRC channel, it is not inducing anyone to do anything they would not otherwise do; everyone in that forum is there for exactly that reason.

      And, just in case you think that has not sufficiently shredded your argument, it isn't entrapment unless the police do it; Microsoft is not the police.

  93. Re:If my car had millions of people throwing brick by NotBorg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most drivers are required to take a test to determine their competency. Drivers Ed is available across the US and required for minors in most if not all states.

    It would be interesting to see the same for computers. Everyone seems to know that a car needs an oil change every x miles but too few seem to know that you need anti-virus and anti-spyware installed on your computer for safe operation. Perhaps seatbelts would be a better analogy.

    While I think it's generally agreed that software could be safer, I think it goes just as well to say that users could be generally more educated. The problem is that software venders advertise their products as being safe all in-one products and come decorated with a "no experience necessary" sticker on the box. I think software venders could do more to educate the masses. Cars come with an owner's manual; computers come with a user agreement.

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  94. Re:If my car had millions of people throwing brick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every car I have driven since 1985 cuts out the fuel injection system, while in neutral, if the engine exceeds 2000 to 3000 RPMs.

  95. byte sequences are not cars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This line of thinking is utterly ridiculous.

    Microsoft's "software" receives a finite sequence of bytes, and returns a finite sequence of bytes. That's all.

    There's no door to pry open, there's no equivalent to a crowbar, there's no bomb or hand grenade to throw, and it's not Baghdad. The "thugs" are using a legitimate, publicly accessible avenue, they are just sending byte sequences, no different than what your web browser does. Sure, these people are malicious, and are doing something they shouldn't, but don't kid yourself, Microsoft probably doesn't even *try* any more. They all think like you do. "Security is impossible."

    Stop trying to apologize for Microsoft's incompetence. The problem is that they can't (or won't) control all the byte sequences that their software allows. They won't hire enough people, they won't do enough work, and they won't reduce the feature set so they can.

    Every patch Microsoft issues is not a "fix". It's an admission of failure. Why should an admin have to update something that should've shipped in a working condition? The fact that Microsoft's software could be turned into a zombie so easily is also an admission of failure. Who cares what the zombies do? I'm not interested in studying the criminal mind, I want my computer to work!! How about figuring out how to keep the computer from being zombified.

    And no, Linux isn't much better. But at least it's *free*. I don't know what that has to do with Microsoft though. I want software that's 100% secure, not software that's "more secure than Linux".

    The sooner companies (and random Slashbots) get it in their head that software should and can be written SECURELY, the better.

  96. Re:If my car had millions of people throwing brick by plierhead · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Now compare that to software where we expect that it be essentially faultless and when a fault is found, that it be fixed quickly and for free.

    Something tells me that if someone put a brick through your window, it would be them that you wanted busted, not the maker of your car. Yet if someone hacks your OS, you are mad at the OS maker, not that hacker.

    A delightful analogy but totally and absolutely bogus.

    Just activate your cerebrum for a few minutes.

    Is it reasonable to expect a car to be resistant to efforts to break into it with a brick? Clearly not, for your typical family vehicle. No reasonable person would think so.

    Is it reasonable to expect a computer to be connected to the Internet, and for its user to perform simple tasks such as surfing the net, without being infected? Clearly it is, and any reasonable person who is not an apologist for the patheticly lacking security of MS (and quite a few other) products would think so.

    It is just stupid to lay all the blame on the people who do the hacking. Sure they're bozos and criminals. But how in god's name does the world's largest software company, with virtually unlimited resources, get away for so long with producing software so flakey that infection is just a matter of time if you dare to connect your machine to the Internet?

    Anyone with knowledge of computer systems outside the MS world should be aware that it is possible to create software that is highly resistant to attack via the network. Its hard - very hard - to make it 100% follproof, but its easy - very easy - to do one hell of a lot better than MS has done.

    The people at MS are as smart as anyone but the total focus on making things easy over making them safe ties their hands. As a result millions of people have become trained to think that it is actually reasonable to pay hundreds of dollars out on anti-virus and other "security" software

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  97. Microsoft Zombie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i know microsoft = evil, and i'll probably get modded down for saying this... but Microsoft Zombie has got to be in the top 3 products they make.

  98. Re:If my car had millions of people throwing brick by AEton · · Score: 1

    The answer to your facetious analogy is, of course, that software is not the same as cars.

    It's very similar -- I might argue that computer hardware is close to a car -- but it's not quite the same, as free market mechanics demonstrate.

    If you provide buggy and unreliable software, people will use other software. People are willing and able to invest in new software, so they do; as a result, there's usually strong pressure on software developers to fix bugs. (When software costs no money but only time, a different dynamic emerges.)

    Of course, if you disrupt the free market in some way - for instance if you gain monopoly power - your monopoly power makes it less likely that people can change vendors, and consequently less probable that you'll focus on free-market distinguishing features like customer service, software updates, or bug fixes.

    For a practical example, consider Quark & Adobe. QuarkXPress didn't really improve from v4 to v6, during the period when Quark was the de facto choice for software. Once InDesign came onto the scene, real competition emerged again and computer-aided publishing began to improve again.

    You can't make a useful assessment of what "should" or "shouldn't" be fixed or implemented. You can, however, look at what does happen. Pragmatically, most insecure software gets fixed because if it doesn't, demand (users) will go elsewhere. The fact that it hasn't happened with Windows says something striking about monopoly power.

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  99. "That amount of data was impossible to analyze?" by rc3105-Riley · · Score: 1

    ok, lets think about this for a minute - 18 million email is too difficult to analyze

    the folks that supposedly wrote the freaking OPERATING SYSTEM can't even whip up a few scripts to analyze 18 million msgs?

    the suits who employ the folks that supposedly wrote the freaking OPERATING SYSTEM can't be BOTHERED to hire a geek (or two) capable of whipping up a few scripts to analyze 18 million msgs?

    no WONDER windows security is non-existant...

  100. Sure, I'd give the job to a perl script by Doug+Coulter · · Score: 1

    But that wouldn't occur to them, would it? Wouldn't take too long. Either to write or to run.

  101. Because they don't HAVE /dev/null by Doug+Coulter · · Score: 1

    Nuff said?

  102. Re:Right. - hand goes up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pssst. Even Microsoft don't use SourceSafe. That's how bad it is.

  103. Re:"That amount of data was impossible to analyze? by jofi · · Score: 0
    no WONDER windows security is non-existant...

    Because most Windows users run as admin, else they'd bitch that they can't run Sober (well, they wouldn't actually know it is a mass mailing program). If they wanted to run it so bad because it said "hot-teen-sex.exe" and they knew the ropes of running as non-admin, they'd launch it as admin anyway. Or it need not be launched as admin just to run. Thunderbird is capable of sending e-mail. Is Thunderbird a malicious application?

    PROBLEM EXISTS BETWEEN KEYBOARD AND CHAIR WHILE HEAD IN ASS (PEBKACWHIA).

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  104. Heavens no! by projectVORTEX · · Score: 1

    They decided to use a Mac or boot off of a Linux machine instead! :) Bet that definitely got some laughs out of their brass -- the thought of infecting a Linux or Mac with spam. LOL

  105. Re:If my car had millions of people throwing brick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >>Only on Slashdot :P.

    >Wake up to yourself. I wouldn't be poking fun at others if I had the screwed up logic that you do.

    he has his logic and he wrote what he wrote while he was awake,... and if you had his logic, why would you write anything else,... unless you had different initial assumptions... [and i'm guessin' that's the big difference before and after anything resembling logic]

    or am i missing something,... again?

  106. Infected it how? by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 1

    Microsoft set up a "clean" PC, then infected it with malicious code commonly used by attackers to turn a computer into a zombie.

    There is a wide interpretation with a lot of questions about this statement. By "clean" machine, I assumed that Microsoft has a current copy of Windows and it is fully patched. So did they manually put a virii on their computer locally or did they infected it remotely through a network using an unclean machine? The second part would mean that a fully patched Windows machine would not protect jack. Notice that they did not go into a lot of detail about that? Hmmmm...

  107. Better late than never by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like to sincerely thank Microsoft for taking the initiative and doing this. It is the responsible thing to do.

  108. Seattle has lots of Berries by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Seattle's the only place besides the San Francisco Bay Area where I can predictably get good sourdough bread, and the corporate stuff in both places is only halfway between Wonder Bread and real bread.

    But obviously Microsoft is giving these guys the razzberry, and also the blackberry and the olallieberry while they're at it. (The other Washington has the MarionBerry....)

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  109. Lawyers and ISP Clout matter more than Interns by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Sure, any of us who have broadband could set up a honeypot, and any anti-spam cabal could provide as much effort as "a couple dozen interns", or any university professor with some grad students and a budget for caffeine could do it.

    But why Borg vs. Zombies is important is that they have the resources to get a bunch of lawyers to build a sufficiently large lawsuit to hunt down the spammers across jurisdictions, and sue them where it's legally possible.

    And because they're MSN, the big ISP, they can make a strong case that zombies are costing them lots of money, and can get the spammers' ISPs to listen to them in ways that smaller non-ISP players usually can't.

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    1. Re:Lawyers and ISP Clout matter more than Interns by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Given that all that is true, how does it apply to the point that MS didn't apply enough horsepower to capture all the data generated, which means there are likely culprits who weren't identified? Surely, it should have been a trivial thing for the world's preeminent (and richest) software company.

    2. Re:Lawyers and ISP Clout matter more than Interns by bhiestand · · Score: 1
      Given that all that is true, how does it apply to the point that MS didn't apply enough horsepower to capture all the data generated, which means there are likely culprits who weren't identified? Surely, it should have been a trivial thing for the world's preeminent (and richest) software company.

      Their software is designed to send and enable spam, not to process data about where it's coming from, or really do anything to stop it. You think they can just reverse billions of dollars of spam-enabling technology overnight?
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    3. Re:Lawyers and ISP Clout matter more than Interns by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Okay, now I understand the problem. :)

  110. Zombie Walks in Seattle 10/29, 10/31 by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Zombie Walks in Seattle - Boingboing seems to be a hotbed of articles on upcoming zombie mob activity and pointers to pictures of the events afterwards:
    Vancouver Pictures San Francisco.

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  111. Re:I did the same thing once! Only slightly differ by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

    OK, you've got me there :)

    Somebody please mod parent up, that made me laugh out loud.

  112. Bizarre by gmerideth · · Score: 1

    A very bizarre thing for Microsoft to do. They just bought Frontbridge, a spam blocking service. Now, they are going after a major number of spammers to, if I get this straight, stop them, thereby lessing the need (and I mean maybe a .01% lessen) for their brand new service to block spam.

    A 9.2 on the 'hey I'm bored lets do something fun' scale but minus several hundred on the 'how will this affect our other businesses' scale.

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  113. WHERE were the blocklists when this happened? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many millions sent?

      WHERE were the blocklists when this happened?
    did the emails arrive or what?

    Mario.

  114. cruel and unusual by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    No, cruel and unsual would be making the person run Windows ME and Bob.

  115. Re:"That amount of data was impossible to analyze? by Utopia · · Score: 1

    Go ahead and write a script to reverse DNS and calculate routes for 18 million messages and see if you can complete processing it in a few years.

  116. those responsible... by smalljs · · Score: 1

    BTW, Microsoft finally figured out the criminal masterminds behind it included Google, Apple, Linus Torvalds, and Larry Ellison...

  117. Duh. That's my point by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    The guy I was replying to was saying nobody would stand for a car that does X, why stand for software. My point was that if you want to compare them, then the car sucks. They aren't the same thing.

  118. Re:If my car had millions of people throwing brick by Shanep · · Score: 1

    he has his logic and he wrote what he wrote while he was awake,...

    "Wake up to yourself" is a figure of speech. I don't literally mean that he is not awake. I could have said, "wake up and smell the shit you are shoveling". He is not awake to how wrong he is.

    and if you had his logic, why would you write anything else,... unless you had different initial assumptions... [and i'm guessin' that's the big difference before and after anything resembling logic]

    Logic does not have to be correct. It can be flawed and his is.

    or am i missing something,... again?

    He is making fun of some of the crazy statements which get written here, yet the particular statement he is poking fun at is based on reasonable logic, which he is debunking with some very flawed logic and ridiculous extension to a silly analogy.

    The two do not mesh.

    1) My car is very venurable to break ins. You can smash a window, jimmy the locks and so on. It's easy, requries no knowledge to do.

    Physical security being compared with logical security. If you want a car that can sustain such brute force physical attacks, then you need to spend more money on an amorized car or something like a BMW Protection. To do the same for a computer, you should be spending more on physically locking it up securely with good locks.

    2) My car doesn't deal with faulty input. If I set it in neutral and floor it, the engine will overheat and seize up. There's no system to deal with faulty operation like that.

    This is irresponsible USER action, being blamed on the MANUFACTURER. In addition, sanity checking of input in software is of almost negligible cost, yet preventing complete and utter stupidity of a USER causing damage in this case, adds cost of additional physical mechanisms. Costs which the general public should not have to worry about, because it is much cheaper and effective to just educate vehicle owners that they should not redline or rev highly an engine without load.

    3) My car has problems with user error. If I drive it in to a wall on accident, it'll stop functioning. Same if a user of another car makes a mistake and hits it.

    No reasonable person would claim that user misuse of a car or software should be blamed on the manufacturer. This is a silly comparison. Anything can be misused. It does not mean that the problem is with the product, rather the problem is with the user.

    Worse yet, the manufacturer will not fix ANY of these faults, even for a price. Even worse they KNEW about ALL of them when they sold the car.

    Okay, so lets see... car makers should somehow provide unbreakable glass and locks, should cover every possible scenario to prevent user (or other person) stupidity causing harm to the car or owner? I suppose this would have to be done at a reasonable price too?

    Now compare that to software where we expect that it be essentially faultless and when a fault is found, that it be fixed quickly and for free.

    As I've already said and now further elaborated on, this is ridiculous. He is comparing car owner complete and utter stupidity, with software users who paid a premium price and expect premium quality and response to stability and security issues which crop up.

    One is completely unreasonable ("I drove my car into a wall / Someone threw a brick through my window ... now fix it") versus a reasonable complaint like "I installed Windows XP and within minutes of being on the internet (while waiting for patches to download perhaps), I was infected with a WORM. Ever since vulnerabilities are found in my system every few weeks or so".

    Windows is thankfully FINALLY getting better. However in the past, systems could be expected to be vulnerable to MANY different attacks out of the box and users had to be knowledgable on how to prepare and deal with those problems. Remember, Windows is targetted to be usable by people with a minimum knowledge of these sorts of

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  119. Re:If my car had millions of people throwing brick by Walterk · · Score: 1
  120. You last case is the best example. by khasim · · Score: 1
    Or to use a prostitution bust analogy, when a female officer dresses like a prostitute and hangs out on a street corner, she is signalling availability (much like the zombie does), but the John comes over there out of his own free will; she doesn't go to him and convince him to do it.
    If she initiates the conversation, it is entrapment.

    If the computer initiates the connection, it could be seen as entrapment.

    So there would still be entrapment if the computer contacted the admin. Just as there would be if the cop was walking up to cars and saying "Hi, I'm available right now".
  121. Re:If my car had millions of people throwing brick by bluGill · · Score: 1

    If people were regularly breaking into my car I would demand things like bullet proof glass so that they would not succeed. If every car in the world was getting broken into that much, I would demand that the makers build it to withstand bricks. Sure I'm mad that the thief breaking in, but I'm also mad at the manufacturer who didn't make the car harder to break into.

    If I regularly put my car in neutral and floored it I would demand a rev-limiter. I don't do that often. My PWC (jetski) has a rev limiter because it is common to have the engine wide open with no load - when wave jumping. They could have teach me to let off the throttle when I am in the air, but the problem is common enough that it is worth a real fix.

    If I regularly drove my car into walls I would demand a car that doesn't' allow that. In fact because accidents happen fairly often car makers build crumple zones, and other such things so that I'm safe in the event of an accident. Microsoft should not have waiting for sp2 to make the firewall default - by the time of win98 second edition it was clear this was needed.