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  1. Re:Name... on Intel Core 2 Extreme QX6700 Reviews · · Score: 1

    Quaddy Core-core Junior Shabadoo. ;-)

  2. Re:Fear & Hatred on U.S. Announces New Space Security Policy · · Score: 0, Troll

    "naming the governors of the colonies we've been establishing around the world."

    Hamid Karzai.

    Pervez Musharraf.

    Want some more? Who's the president-elect of Mexico?

    You goddamned wingnuts are just totally fucking ineducable.

  3. Re:Some kind of radar-excavator? on Kansas Soil Yields Massive Meteorite · · Score: 1

    Rather like the highway signs on interstates in Virginia that read "speed limit enforced by aircraft." I sure as shit *hope* they really mean "monitored by aircraft."

  4. Re:I'm excited. on FDA Set To Approve Products from Cloned Cows · · Score: 1

    "Show me ONE area of regulation that the State has truly made better"

    Seat belts.

    Next?

  5. Just imagine on Sun To Unveil Project Blackbox · · Score: 1

    a beowulf convoy of these things...

  6. Re:Who is this invisible submitter? on Neil Gaiman Talks To John Dvorak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a kind of magic.

    The ghost of Freddie Mercury?

  7. Harvard on Web Censorship on the University Campus? · · Score: 1
  8. Re:Probably not intended as censorship on Web Censorship on the University Campus? · · Score: 1

    Why, then, is The Village Voice website filtered?

    This sounds to me like content filtering, not bandwidth preservation.

  9. I thought Bob Jones U. was in Scurrilina... on Web Censorship on the University Campus? · · Score: 1

    The only small university I know of in San Antonio would *never* filter content like that. At least I hope it wouldn't. Why in the hell should the Village Voice be filtered out?

    Does this school charge an ISP fee to students? If so, your students should cease and desist payments until the University un-breaks its interwebs. There is no excuse for that crap in an institution of higher learning. I'd be torching some Deans right about now if I was a student there.

  10. 16 -- billions on Billions of Planets In Milky Way? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fuck my accountant. I'm getting an astronomer.

  11. Re:Yogurt is already smarter than me on BT Futurologist On Smart Yogurt and the $7 PC · · Score: 1

    That is *not* what Yogurt meant when he said to "use the Schwartz."

  12. I sense a disturbance in the Force on DARPA Sponsoring Limb Regeneration Research · · Score: 3, Funny

    as if a million stumpfuckers suddenly cried out in protest.

  13. Re:Oh, fooey! on No Servant, Japan's Build-a-Robot Delivers Joy · · Score: 1

    I was wondering what Joy's measurements are.

  14. Re:So? on FCC Orders Anti-Monopoly Report Destroyed · · Score: 1

    "They're all a bunch of bastards up there"

    Which is why it's critical for the nation to have 2 roughly-equally-empowered opposing camps of bastards expending much of their energies on screwing each other instead of you and me.

  15. Re:Next up for 'improvement' on Star Trek - Special Edition · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Where will it end?"

    The moon, Alice.

  16. Let me be the first to say on Blue Screen of Death for Mac OS X · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new department-wide goatse.cx kernel panic message.

    Any of you guys hiring?

  17. Re:How many AOL CD's? on Vaporizing Garbage to Create Electricity · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Using 'plasma arcs' to 'vaporize' garbage sounds vaguely dangerous."

    It's perfectly safe, provided you never cross the streams.

  18. But on Interoperability Tests of Draft 802.11n Routers · · Score: 1

    these go to 11n!

  19. Re:I dont see the logic in this on U.S. Arrests Online Gambling Company Chairman · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Why doesn't the U.S. instead go after the people that *were* under it's jurisdiction? Like, oh... I don't know... the gamblers?"

    'Cuz this guy has all their money.

  20. Re:Huh? on Windows Vista RC1 Impresses Critics · · Score: 1

    Clippy (ClipIt) is, by default, set to install on first use in Office 2003. You invoke the office assistant, Office will either install it from a .cab on your local drive or kindly ask for the CD containing the horrid little fucker. Why MS couldn't do the same thing for that awful fucking "search" cartoon dog in the XP OS is beyond me.

  21. That's nothing. on Data Mining Used to Create New Materials · · Score: 1

    The Bush Administration uses data mining to create presidential powers out of whole cloth.

  22. Re:Pluto: Neptune's Canada on Pluto Decision Meets with Frustration · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows the 51st state is Saudi Israelia. ;-)

  23. Re:wtf? on Microsoft Flubs Patch, Putting Users At Risk · · Score: 1

    "I wasn't aware companies had those"

    Only eEye and the Interahamwe.

  24. Welcome! on Did Humans Evolve? No, Say Americans · · Score: 2, Funny

    To the Methodist Church... the Scientific Methodist Church.

  25. Re:Sorry, slashdot is just tinfoil hat heavy on Homeland Security says 'Patch Windows Now' · · Score: 1

    Automatic updates is not enabled by default in windows XP Pro. You will be endlessly harassed with popups asking if you'd like to turn on automatic updates immediately post-install, but it is not enabled by default.