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  1. Washington was developmentally delayed. on Children Arrested, DNA Tested for Playing in a Tree? · · Score: 1

    Davy Crockett was only three when he first kilt him a bar.

  2. Re:My office remembered! on Happy System Administrator Appreciation Day! · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's true, man.

    But only the first two words are in French.

  3. Correcto! on Intel - Market Doesn't Need Eight Cores · · Score: 1

    No core octo.

  4. Re:Thanks, guys on Tomorrow is System Administrator Day 2006 · · Score: 1

    "a sincere thanks for your often unsung efforts."

    And many, many thanks to you for not singing.

  5. It is more than a 'feeling.' on Deja Vu Recreated in a Lab Setting · · Score: 1

    The experiment begins with awakening from sleep, after which subjects turn on some music to start their day. Eventually, subjects "lose themselves" in a familiar song, close their eyes, and slip away.

  6. Re:We try on Air Marshals Place Innocents on Secret Watch List · · Score: 1

    "The day Bush uses his shoe as a gavel"

    He would never do that. At least not without "Dr. Rice" closeby to re-tie it for him when he was ready to put it back on.

  7. Re:Amen brother! We need a special lane on Law of Unintended Consequences Strikes Grocers · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Always shop on Sunday mornings - the majority of slowtards are getting their jeebus fix at that time.

  8. Re:Good work on 'Laser Tweezers' Used to Sort Atoms · · Score: 1

    Kiss my aura, Dora. :P

  9. How many of these new chips fit in one tube? on HP Announces Tiny Wireless Memory Chip · · Score: 1

    Someone please put this in terms I can understand.

    -Ted Stevens

  10. Re:Sign me up for 12 hours of course work! on Inflatable Private Space Station Launched · · Score: 1

    "how exactly do you plan to stop?"

    Duh... maneuver your "thruster" in the opposite direction.

  11. Re:Interesting. on DHS to Send Widespread Alerts · · Score: 1

    Heh - just because it's brown and gooey doesn't mean it's chocolate, my friend.

  12. Re:Inflatable != weak on Inflatable Private Space Station Launched · · Score: 3, Funny

    "designed to operate in enviroments that we can only dream of"

    No, I think we all have firsthand experience with water.

  13. Interesting. on DHS to Send Widespread Alerts · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There was an unusual "statewide administrative alert" broadcast to the TVs at the bar during lunch yesterday, and nobody knew what in the hell it meant. So much for my theory that DHS was buying the next round.

  14. Re:Human centrifuge - the Gravitron on The Physics of Superman · · Score: 1

    Just what the world needs - slashdot carnies.

  15. Re:How about acting dignified in the first place? on Gangs on the Internet · · Score: 1

    How exactly does someone expressing their wiccan faith "bait half the christians in town?" Perhaps these "christians" should worry more about their own faith than the faith of other people - it's obviously a pretty effin' weak and worthless "faith" if it's so very threatened by someone else practicing his/her own. I'd show these so-called christians much more respect if they'd get over the asinine persecuted majority complex and address the log in their own eye.

  16. Re:scary on FBI Password Database Compromised by Consultant · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Rely on yourself for survival - rely on others to grow."

    Fuck that. I grow my own.

  17. This is news for nerds? on Enron's Kenneth Lay Dies · · Score: 1

    Fer Chrissakes, can anyone here tell me whether or not Generalissimo Franco is still dead?

  18. Here is definitive proof, at last, on Scientists Blocking out the Sun · · Score: 3, Funny

    that the Simpsons is fully 3 /. mod point points funnier than the Angry Beavers.

  19. Always with the buffer overflows... on Microsoft Confirms Excel Zero-Day Attack · · Score: 1

    The obvious solution is to get rid of the buffers. I suggest replacing them with fluffers. And retaining production rights to the movie based on resulting fluffer overflows. Profits would snowball!

  20. The meaning of Dvorak changed on Dvorak on Our Modern World · · Score: 4, Funny

    from a fine composer to some douche with a head too big for his intellect.

  21. Re:Europe please! on iRobot Scooba Exposed · · Score: 1

    "I don't think straight vinegar is called for."

    Use the gay vinegar. It makes floors more fabulous.

  22. Re:Ya gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette. on U.S. Government Demands ISP Data Retention · · Score: 1

    "Remember that McCarthy exposed quite a few soviet spies."

    Sure thing, chief. And Pol Pot worked wonders in preventing a Cambodian population explosion. I also hear bleach kills HIV. What's a little collateral damage in pursuit of a noble goal, right?

    Moron.

  23. Re:So, has anyone ever ... on EU Court Blocks Passenger Data Deal with U.S. · · Score: 2, Funny

    And then there's the Dianetics meal - mmmmmmmmmm... that's some tasty placenta...

  24. Re:pffffft on Bacteria As Fuel Cells? · · Score: 1

    A carrot running away from a rabbit on a stick?

  25. Harvard? on Student Faces Expulsion for Blog Post · · Score: 5, Funny

    He need not write well. He just needs to learn to plagiarize.