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Microsoft Flubs Patch, Putting Users At Risk

An anonymous reader writes "Microsoft is rushing to fix a flaw introduced by the company's latest security update to Internet Explorer. From the article: 'The flaw, initially thought to only crash Internet Explorer, actually allows an attacker to run code on computers running Windows 2000 and Windows XP Service Pack 1 that have applied the August cumulative update to Internet Explorer 6 Service Pack 1, security firm eEye Digital Security asserted. The update, released on August 8, fixed eight security holes but also introduced a bug of its own, according to Marc Maiffret, chief hacking officer for the security firm, which notified Microsoft last week that the issue is exploitable.'"

209 comments

  1. When are we going to move these off the front page by hcob$ · · Score: 5, Funny

    the MS has a security hole post has now become, trite, cliche, and dare I say it.... (-1, Redundant)

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  2. no need to worry. by krell · · Score: 5, Funny

    As long as, over the course of a year, the number of security holes plugged by the patches manages to outnumber the number of security holes introduced by these same patches, we're in real good shape right?

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    1. Re:no need to worry. by aeoneal · · Score: 1

      Yes, it seems that eight steps forward and one step back is actually pretty good given their history.

  3. Clearly, the fix is by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...to switch to Vista. That way, this sort of thing will never happen again. You betcha.

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    1. Re:Clearly, the fix is by Il128 · · Score: 1

      /sarcasm Yes, because vista won't introduce an entirely new set of bugs, flaws, hacks and wormholes on the computer world. Rush out and buy Vista so you can be the first fortune 500 company to discover the flaws... /sarcasm

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  4. wtf? by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The update, released on August 8, fixed eight security holes but also introduced a bug of its own, according to Marc Maiffret, chief hacking officer for the security firm, which notified Microsoft last week that the issue is exploitable.

    Chief Hacking Officer? I wasn't aware companies had those these days.

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    1. Re:wtf? by ahsile · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      lol. awesome title.

    2. Re:wtf? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Hah! I'd love that on a shiny nameplate outside my office.

    3. Re:wtf? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      I would guess they must have twenty-five or fifty hackers, and the chief hacking officer has his own office- special, with glass. You know, like they have in the movies- guys coming in all the time with research projects that they're doing, getting his advice, and rushing off to do more hacking, people coming in and out all the time.

    4. Re:wtf? by GungaDan · · Score: 1

      "I wasn't aware companies had those"

      Only eEye and the Interahamwe.

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    5. Re:wtf? by Sporkinum · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Chief Hacking Officer.. Best title ever!

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    6. Re:wtf? by Randseed · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I envision it as a regular CTU. Where's Jack Bauer when you need him, tho?

    7. Re:wtf? by sam+i+am · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're under arrect for hacking into the top secret CIA computers!

      Wait, check out my business card, that is my job!

      Hmmm, "Chief Hacking Officer". Ok then, carry on.

    8. Re:wtf? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 5, Funny

      Chief Hacking Officer? I wasn't aware companies had those these days.

      This is what happens when employees pick their own titles. I used to work with the "grand poobah of software development" at a former company. It was on his business cards. An IBM guy snorted soda through his nose when he read it.

    9. Re:wtf? by Fishstick · · Score: 1
      OT, but can't resist

      was watching season 2 reruns recently and saw the scene where Jack blacks out the glass in his office with the flick of a remote. I decided then that I must eventually get a job with a glass office where the walls can be made opaque with a click of a button.

      Where's Jack Bauer when you need him, tho?
      shooting junk?
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      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    10. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1, sick.

    11. Re:wtf? by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      The high ground gives him +5 agility

    12. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, don't make fun! My name is Peter Parker and my job title is Webmaster. I thought it was cool. Maybe I should send my resume to webcrawler.

    13. Re:wtf? by Mulielo · · Score: 1

      Well, only the really smart hackers work their way into corporations like this. That way they can do all the hacking they want, and instead of risking jail time, they're getting paid the big bucks. I would say that the real fix is to move to Linux and at least cut these risks significantly, but I wouldn't want to be responsible for hundreds maybe thousands of Chief Hacking Officer's to lose their jobs.... P.S. I think it's funny all the funny posts people can come up with when MS messes up (again)...it's almost like people have whole lists of stuff ready to go when the time comes hahaha.

    14. Re:wtf? by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      I decided then that I must eventually get a job with a glass office where the walls can be made opaque with a click of a button.

      The natural correllary to that invention, of course, would be that a suitably intelligent prankster could eventually un-opaque your walls, likely at the most inopportune moment.

    15. Re:wtf? by Miniluv · · Score: 1

      A colleague of mine is Conquistador of QA. He has elicited similar responses from vendors.

      I have a Sr Jr System Admin on my team, as HR refused to allow me to title him Jr SysAdmin but he's not experienced enough to warrant an unprefixed System Admin. I told him to just put SysAdmin on his resume though if he decides to look for a job before we change his title.

    16. Re:wtf? by ferrgle · · Score: 1

      Not to get picky - but shouldn't it be Chief Cracking officer.
      After all a hacker is a programer.
      Or have we changed its meaning to be inline with the hype that is the media.

      (Sorry for all the spellink mistakes - but its late and I've had too much caffine!)

    17. Re:wtf? by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1
      Where's Jack Bauer when you need him, tho? shooting junk?
      Nope. Rodeos.
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    18. Re:wtf? by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      i hear they have an opening for a Chief Hacker's Understudy Developer

    19. Re:wtf? by Samhain · · Score: 1

      I know someone who asked for the title Strategic Head of Information Technology. At first they agreed to it then someone figured it out.

    20. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're talking about an MIT "hacker". The word changed meaning in about the 80s. Yeah, kudos to anyone who knows the old definition because they're so down on the PDP/11, but these days it's like using the word "gay" to mean "happy and jolly".

      I mean, when did you last say "I'm going to hack some code"? Be honest. The word "hack" meaning "to program" is totally archaic.

      Oh, unless you believe that language doesn't/shouldn't evolve and that a minority gets to pick the "true" meaning of a word. There are jobs for those guys on the French Board of Culture. As long as you speak French. I hear similar positions are available in Wales.

  5. Closed source strikes again by MarkByers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Haha! This sort of thing would never happen if you used Ubuntu!

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    1. Re:Closed source strikes again by baadger · · Score: 5, Informative

      The difference is the Ubuntu slip up was fixed within hours, the Microsoft slip up ..is still counting...

    2. Re:Closed source strikes again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I was using Ubuntu and this IE update was still released. So, therefore, you're wrong - using Ubuntu does not prevent MS from releasing security downgrading updates.

    3. Re:Closed source strikes again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it is not fixed yet, there are instructions on how to download a "correct" xserver-xorg package from some guys page. I like ubuntu and this kind of screw ups will not make me switch to windows, as said bug in IE will not make windows users switch to linux.

    4. Re:Closed source strikes again by baadger · · Score: 1

      See this blog post for what I assume is the same issue and hence that this was fixed :

      "To ubuntu's credit, there was an update in apt within a few minutes of when I got to class, so I was able to fix it by apt-get'ing again."

      I don't use Ubuntu but i'm sure the several hour fix assumption isn't too far off

    5. Re:Closed source strikes again by repruhsent · · Score: 0, Informative

      Moderators: how is this a troll? It's a valid counterpoint to the general opinion here that Windows is always worse than Linux in every way.

      If there was a flaw in Windows (a hypothetical one, I don't mean the one from today), and someone posted "Haha! This sort of thing would never happen if you used Ubuntu!" without the link to Ubuntu's screw up, it would moderated up - maybe not to 5, but it sure as hell wouldn't be moderated as a troll.

    6. Re:Closed source strikes again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was already stated above. Linux fixes, in general, are fixed within hours. There's no telling when this will be fixed.

    7. Re:Closed source strikes again by MarkByers · · Score: 1

      It was already stated above. Linux fixes, in general, are fixed within hours.

      Tell that to the users that got stuck at a command line with no way of knowing how to use apt-get to get the fixes.

      At least this update error from Microsoft didn't leave the computer in an unusable state. Luckily most Ubuntu users are knowledgable enough to be able to use Lynx (or dual-boot Windows) to read the forums to get the fix.

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    8. Re:Closed source strikes again by Keith+Russell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know, we've had three "patch regression" stories this month. Before the Ubuntu and Windows stories at hand, Mozilla had to turn around a quick point release for Firefox, to fix a regression that blocked the MMS protocol.

      Despite everybody's best efforts and practices, sometimes a regression bug reaches production. And while the grandparent comment was a bit snarky about it, I would hope that whoever down-modded that comment did so to rebuke the tone, not to deny or supress the underlying issue.

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    9. Re:Closed source strikes again by real_b0fh · · Score: 1

      mwahahahah, thats the problem with this cutey-cutey 'linux distros for the braindead', when something goes wrong, braindead lusers end up staring on a black screen with garbage and a 'login :', and DUUH.

      that's the reason why, when somebody asks me to recommend some distro for them to get started with linux, I recommend gentoo. That way, they are forced to LEARN how the fucking system works, and learning, at least when I last checked, is a good thing.

      I am radically opposed to the 'computer as home-appliance' thing that microsoft & friends are trying to pull for a while. Computers are not nearly sophisticated enough for that paradigm to work. For now, we need people to understand how they work, and use them with responsibility. Maybe some day, when that scifi thing of computers designing new computers (and robots!) we humans can forget all about computer science and all that stuff.

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    10. Re:Closed source strikes again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, I guess I shouldn't comment about the time that we installed Windows 2003 SP1. We tested on several critical servers with no problems. Then we rolled it out to 3 branch office servers.

      All three blue screened, and it took about 3 hours to get back up, with Dell's assistance, including a special boot-time hot-fix that was tricky to install.

      Seems that there was a small fix that had been applied to the other test servers, but not these.

      Oh, but no, we were *NEVER* left at a command prompt :)

    11. Re:Closed source strikes again by Mad+Merlin · · Score: 1
      At least this update error from Microsoft didn't leave the computer in an unusable state.

      Except that pretty much by definition, a computer running Windows is in an unusable state.

    12. Re:Closed source strikes again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The other difference is that Slashdot readers think that Linux and Ubuntu can do no wrong, hence no story here on the Ubuntu fiasco (which left users stuck at a command prompt. For typical Ubuntu users, this is a very big deal).

    13. Re:Closed source strikes again by AI0867 · · Score: 0

      Tell that to the users that got stuck at a command line with no way of knowing how to use apt-get to get the fixes.

      simple: emerge --sync && emerge -unD world
      </gentoo>

    14. Re:Closed source strikes again by giorgosts · · Score: 2, Informative

      yeah but if your sole computer in the house was ubuntu, no dual-boot, or if you were not a command-line wizzard, you wouldn't find the solution. In xp there is system restore. In ubuntu you have to boot a liveCD and wait for an (unsupported) fix (downgrade actually) by the ubuntu community over the internet.

    15. Re:Closed source strikes again by giorgosts · · Score: 1

      yeah you big computer geek after you are left with a command prompt caused by an officialy supported and signed update, you would remember which version of which package you upgraded so you can force the downgrade, esp. when the dependency resolution gives you no errors, logs give you no errors exept the fatal, reconfiguring xserver gives you ditto. May be its time for a system restore for linux.

    16. Re:Closed source strikes again by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      braindead lusers end up staring on a black screen with garbage and a 'login :', and DUUH.
      I can attest that I have looked at a screen of Garbage on every OS I have ever ran, and said "WTF do I do now?" If you haven't then you are by (my) definition simply a brain-dead luser.
      ( that would include many flavors of windows, and linux, and a couple UNIX's also.)
      I think That is saying that enough people bring their problems to me, and I do enough messing on my own to really experienced screwed up PC's. It is difficult for anyone to know what next, unless it happens reguarly to them.

      Most recently was indeed xserver problems after kernel updates, and missing kernel modules for ATI video card. It was month(s) after the updates were applied, because I didn't care to reboot immediately, and uptime was their until power went out for longer than my UPS lived. So I got a dead PC after lightning and storms (oh I dropped the box while unplugged right before the previous power on.) So what would you do? I know I turned the box off and waited for a day to contemplate how to prove the OS vs hardware... (and to ovecome my lack of hard documentation of the PC history, does anyone bother with that?)

      I blamed windows on a similiar problem weeks earlier, that one looked like a OS was trying to take over, turned out a badly implemented BIOS, that didn't like a SD card inserted (tried to boot it, I guess.)

      so trying to diagnose nearly identical black screen failure and lockup on boot, one I unpluged every Motherboard connector, to work out to find a small black sd card in a small black slot, under a black cover. The other I skipped that step, simply because the box was very difficult to enter, but I bet switching to on board video would have placed blame on the video hardware (esp with monitor not on UPS)

    17. Re:Closed source strikes again by makomk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Any *true* Gentoo user (especially one running unstable, where it happens much more often) would know that every so often, "emerge -uD world" refuses to run due to package conflicts, and you have to manually unmerge, remerge, downgrade and/or upgrade the right package(s) (in the right order) to get it working again...

    18. Re:Closed source strikes again by AI0867 · · Score: 0

      that's when you actually look at what's happening, googling for the names of the two packages in conflict usually gives you a solution. (of course, you don't have to use -D every day)

  6. will it cause problems? by joe+155 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    whilst this is no doubt a bit of a "d'oh" moment for MS I doubt it will be a serious problem for anyone. * For this to have any affect on you you need to have SP1 but have the latest update of security for IE 6, surely if anyone updated regularly and applied security updates they'd be using SP2 anyway...

    *If I'm wrong correct me, not being a windows user it's hard to remember what service pack is current

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    1. Re:will it cause problems? by RpiMatty · · Score: 1

      Or anyone running win2k.

    2. Re:will it cause problems? by baadger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not necessarily, my aunt is on dialup and until recently she'd been patching herself up on SP1 because downloading a 290MB service pack just wasn't feasible. The monthly updates themselves can sometimes be big of a download.

      I recently did a full reinstall of her system (at my place on cable) from a MS cd (managing to maintain her OEM activation), SP2, Firefox, Opera and IE7-beta3 and she's been good for ages now.

      The annoying thing is, even on dialup with sparse on-off connectivity and surfing it's remarkeably easy to get infected. Don't underestimate the number of people who *CAN'T* keep upto date.

    3. Re:will it cause problems? by Jamil+Karim · · Score: 3, Informative

      Due to some programs not functioning correctly with SP2, our department was explicitly told NOT to update to SP2. However, we've been applying all of the other patches that have come out. So, the scenario is more likely than you'd think. Microsoft even has a list of programs that don't work as intended under SP2.

    4. Re:will it cause problems? by Volante3192 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can get an SP2 CD from MS through the mail at no charge. (Looks like they have possibly added in S&H, I didn't want to go through the entire procedure, I think even that was free before though. It's been a while).

    5. Re:will it cause problems? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Not really a great excuse; you can order the service pack on CD for very little expense.

    6. Re:will it cause problems? by AdamWeeden · · Score: 1

      Sounds like most corporate IT environments I work with. My current work environment I help manage is over 1000 users with alomst that exact setup because we're still testing our internal software against SP2. In fact I had to deploy a hacky fix the other day to "patch" it.

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    7. Re:will it cause problems? by QRDeNameland · · Score: 2, Informative

      whilst this is no doubt a bit of a "d'oh" moment for MS I doubt it will be a serious problem for anyone. * For this to have any affect on you you need to have SP1 but have the latest update of security for IE 6, surely if anyone updated regularly and applied security updates they'd be using SP2 anyway...

      Well, count me as "not anyone". I still run Win2000 on two machines, and my one XP box is still SP1 because I refuse to install WGA. On the other hand, this now prevents me from using Windows Update as well so you could say it doesn't affect me, but I can still update through WindizUpdate though I'm not sure if the broken patch made it there or not.

      Point being...there are still people who haven't gone to SP2 or even XP yet and don't plan to, but they still install updates. They might be a small minority percentage-wise, but that doesn't mean there's not lots of them out there.

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    8. Re:will it cause problems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Windows Update uses a resumable background transfer mechanism with a very low priority (BITS). She could have been downloading SP2 over the course of a month during the times that she was online without noticing.

      Now if only the antivirus companies would start using BITS for virus definitions, would make keeping those fuckers up to date so painless to dial-up users.

    9. Re:will it cause problems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      SP2 is 75 megabytes if you use the update service. The 290 megabyte version is the full thing for network admins. Why don't you be a nice guy and mail her the CD if something like this happens again.

      Don't underestimate the number of people who *CAN'T* keep upto date

      From the comment's I've read, apparently a lot of slashbots don't run SP2. I think this puts them on par with Aunt Tillie.

    10. Re:will it cause problems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are still testing your software against SP2, even though SP2 was released about 2 years ago? Sheesh, do you work for a governmental agency or something?

    11. Re:will it cause problems? by cosminn · · Score: 1

      SP2, Firefox, Opera and IE7-beta3 and she's been good for ages now.

      You put on your _aunt's_ computer on _dial-up_ Firefox AND Opera AND IE7b3?

      I don't even have all those browsers on _one_ machine :)

    12. Re:will it cause problems? by baadger · · Score: 1

      and why would that be a problem?

      Firefox has very small incremental updates and quite frankly nobody targets Opera

    13. Re:will it cause problems? by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because that operating system hasn't been out-of-date for 5 years..

    14. Re:will it cause problems? by Korin43 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well isn't that ironic.. People too paranoid to update are having issues with bugs.

    15. Re:will it cause problems? by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      Doubly ironic that you would say that in a thread about how an update actually introduced a bug.

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    16. Re:will it cause problems? by airjrdn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You trust that site?

    17. Re:will it cause problems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      >IE7-beta3 and she's been good for ages now.

      No shes not. IE7 has patched & unpatched vulnerabilities. Why are you putting beta software on there anyway?

    18. Re:will it cause problems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You trust Microsoft ?

    19. Re:will it cause problems? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      You can get an SP2 CD from MS through the mail at no charge.

      And how many people know this service exists? Or know to update at all? Heck, automatic updates exist for Windows specifically *because* people don't know enough to update...

    20. Re:will it cause problems? by dave562 · · Score: 1

      I ran into a similar situation at one of my clients. They are a small lighting manufacturer and they run their entire business on an old dBase database. Their old Novell server bit the dust so they bit the bullet and went Win2K3 server and Windows XP on the desktops. The dBase app works okay with SP1, but as soon as you put SP2 (or any number of post SP1 hotfixes) on the box, the dBase app will fail to run with an NTDVM 16-bit subsystem error.

    21. Re:will it cause problems? by airjrdn · · Score: 1

      You betcha. So far MS has provided me w/the ability to afford a large house, two vehicles, a family of 5, and many other nice things.

    22. Re:will it cause problems? by westlake · · Score: 2, Informative
      Not necessarily, my aunt is on dialup and until recently she'd been patching herself up on SP1 because downloading a 290MB service pack just wasn't feasible

      At the risk of sounding redundant:

      1 The 300 MB download is for system administrators and others who need the SP in all possible configurations.

      2 Windows Update downloads all necessary components in the background. This shouldn't be a problem even over a dial-up connection.

      3 Service Packs are available on CD, for a nominal S&H charge.

    23. Re:will it cause problems? by Spliffster · · Score: 1

      XP SP2 did not install on my w2k.

    24. Re:will it cause problems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so would the mafia if you sold drugs for them. doesnt mean you should trust them.

    25. Re:will it cause problems? by airjrdn · · Score: 1

      Got their number?

    26. Re:will it cause problems? by heck · · Score: 1
      It's causing problems.

      We had 20+ tickets sitting in the help desk queue because people can't access our Web site. One of our end users figured out the issue before we did (bless a savvy end user) and emailed us the fix late last week. Most of our end users aren't that savvy. Luckily we now have a "here's whatcha need to do" now.

    27. Re:will it cause problems? by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      If you read closely, it only has a bug for people who haven't updated to SP2 or something.

  7. Some systems affected here by lpangelrob · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Some clients accessing systems at the Chicago Board of Trade were rendered useless by this bug; the flaw essentially resulted in a crash on login. Didn't know until today that it was exploitable, though.

    The solution for us was simple: install Firefox on affected clients. Problem solved, users happy.

    1. Re:Some systems affected here by BradleyUffner · · Score: 0, Troll

      Riiiiight... Because a Firefox patch has never introduced a new bug into the system that would be patched in the next update.

    2. Re:Some systems affected here by lpangelrob · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Heh. I'm not even the systems administrator around here... it's more of a shared job.

      Firefox is used here sparingly (4 installs off the top of my head, out of 50+) precisely because it's untested. If people know how to install it (and have permissions, for that matter, though I don't recall if you need to be admin to install Firefox) we don't support it. But in this case, all I had to go on was a website that worked before in IE now wouldn't work with IE, but continued to work with Firefox.

      For limited installations, I point the start page towards whatever application they need to access, and if they want to use it beyond that, they can go for it. So far this has happened twice; yesterday with a PeopleSoft application at the Board, and once prior because AT&T's servers can't serve PDFs properly.

  8. Why This is Different by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, but this is a hole created by a patch to fix a hole. On the whole, different and somewhat amusing. Or it would be amusing if I didn't have to administer Windows systems. :P

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    1. Re:Why This is Different by just_another_sean · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or it would be amusing if I didn't have to administer Windows systems. :P

      And that is exactly why I like to see it on the front page of /.

      Of course I don't rely on /. alone for security news but as an Admin supporting MS products news like this does matter to me. The more sources of info I can get on problems with software the better. And being the /. junkie I am it is likely I may just get info on new flaws here first! :-)

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    2. Re:Why This is Different by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 0, Troll
      I may just get info on new flaws here first! :-)
      I think you've come to the right place.

      Oh, wait. I thought you said newS flaws. Nevermind.
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    3. Re:Why This is Different by andphi · · Score: 1

      It sounds to me like the Lord High Fixers at MS were taught to solve problems by Congress...

    4. Re:Why This is Different by dw604 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Preparations A through G were absolute failures. On the whole, Preparation H is a good plan.

    5. Re:Why This is Different by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      On the hole, Preparation H is a good plan.

      There, fixed that for ya.

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    6. Re:Why This is Different by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      What ninny modded this "flamebait"? I'll admit, it doesn't deserve "funny"... b ut it's no more flamebait than parent.

    7. Re:Why This is Different by RareButSeriousSideEf · · Score: 1

      Amusing & sad is about right. I don't know about you or your group, but a few years ago my meetings would include a time to run down a list of recent Windows Updates and quickly ask if anyone knew of a reason why one shouldn't be released to the domain at large.

      After some hard-learned lessons, Windows Update is now disabled throughout the organization. The meetings include a time to ask if any recent patches are so critical that we need to risk installing them. If so, each patch gets its own stability evaluation meeting. If it makes it through that meeting (which is not easy), we'll use our own tools to push it out to the test bench group, then to the domain a week later.

      This would be so much easier if only MS would *robustly* test their patches before releasing them to the Auto Update queue. Better yet, they could add admin-definable "confidence level" & "criticality level" filters to the auto-update process. As it is, WUpd proved far too likely to take out critical functionality to let it run anywhere in our org.

    8. Re:Why This is Different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or it would be amusing if I didn't have to administer Windows systems. :P

      I dunno, I find it ammusing you still have SP1 on your windows machine and claim to be the 'administator' of them.

      You sir, should be fired for such a blatent oversight.

  9. Laughable by neonprimetime · · Score: 0, Troll

    The incident may undo a great deal of the work that Microsoft has done to convince users to trust its software updates and install them by default.

    Who's trust did they gain again? Which users? Certainly wasn't me!

    1. Re:Laughable by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I bet that a lot of what they're talking about isn't so much "work" as having the automatic update option set to "on" by default, and most users not knowing or caring about it. And still, most users won't care about this issue either, as it too will be automatically fixed when the patch is released and downloaded by the updating service that they may not even aware they have running.

      I'm not saying this is a good or bad thing, I'm just saying.

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    2. Re:Laughable by IdolizingStewie · · Score: 1

      The problem with the relying on the automatic update service is that if they don't know they're running it, they probably don't know it updates at 3:00 AM. Most non-techies I know turn their computers off at night, which makes it real hard to download things then.

  10. Re:When are we going to move these off the front p by eln · · Score: 1

    Sure, exploits in Windows are nothing new, but when the exploit is introduced as a result of Microsoft trying to fix OTHER exploits, it's not only new(ish), but also funny. Maybe not pants-wettingly hilarious (but perhaps pants-wettingly frightening if you're a Windows user), but funny nonetheless.

  11. Just Please... by moehoward · · Score: 5, Informative


    Please don't automatically reboot my machines again when the patch's patch is installed. I have the custom options in MS Update to allow me to control install/reboot for the updates. Well, it ignored that this week and rebooted 2 of my machines for me.

    Then, I noticed that The Register had a couple of articles this week about the same thing happening to others.

    Just who in the hell does MS think they are?

    Oh, and if the patch's patch's patch needs a reboot as well, don't do that too.

    Oh, and if.... nevermind.

    --
    "If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid." - Epictetus
    1. Re:Just Please... by Randseed · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Please don't automatically reboot my machines again when the patch's patch is installed. I have the custom options in MS Update to allow me to control install/reboot for the updates. Well, it ignored that this week and rebooted 2 of my machines for me.

      Then, I noticed that The Register had a couple of articles this week about the same thing happening to others.

      Just who in the hell does MS think they are?

      That's precisely the problem. I, and I assume countless other users, have the automatic update installation turned off because every damned time I go to install an update, I have to reboot the machine, and it annoys the hell out of me, FUBARing applications by stealing focus (or worse, not and not allowing me to abort it) until I do. On the machines that are up for weeks at a time, that means that the updates get installed in batches, not immediately, which is precisely what Microsoft seems to be trying to avoid. the key for Microsoft is going to be coming up with the ability to install updates without forcing a reboot. Then, and only then, will they have a very high level of compliance among systems that truly matter. (i.e., not Bob's dialup machine, but Steve's server he has hanging out on a DSL line 24/7/365).

    2. Re:Just Please... by finity · · Score: 1

      Patches are great, but if you're running a server, they shouldn't be your main line of defense. Besides, why would you be using IE or many of those other consumer features on a server that needs to be up 24/7.

      I agree with you, though. Patches shouldn't require a reboot. XP isn't a monolithic OS, right? So it should be possible to restart parts of the OS without doing the whole thing. I guess many of those "parts" are required by the services that need to be up 24/7... Even if this type of functionality is difficult to implement, isn't that what we pay Microsoft to do?

    3. Re:Just Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the machines that are up for weeks at a time, that means that the updates get installed in batches, not immediately, which is precisely what Microsoft seems to be trying to avoid

      Microsoft is trying to avoid installing updates in batches? On the second Tuesday of each month they release updates for Windows 2000, XP, 2003, etc. If you leave Windows Update enabled (I personally only allow it to download updates, not install them), then you should see the updates available usually within a couple of days after the second Tuesday of the month. If you are being "forced" to install the updates individually, then you are probably doing manual patching. If you use Windows Updates then you will not be required to reboot between patches. If you insist on downloading the patches manually, you could probably find a third-party solution which will allow you to install all of the updates consecutively without rebooting in between.

    4. Re:Just Please... by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      I also like how SP2 changes the default "Shut down" to "Shut down and install updates." Nice not catching that, and not being able to get out of the office because I'm waiting for my laptop to complete updates that must happen Right Now.

    5. Re:Just Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just who in the hell does MS think they are?

      Good one...

    6. Re:Just Please... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >Just who in the hell does MS think they are?

      Maybe they think you can simply click on the right radio button:

      Control Panel>Automatic Updates> Click Download updates for me, but let me choose when to install them, and click OK.

    7. Re:Just Please... by Sancho · · Score: 1

      So? I update while I'm doing other tasks, and I don't always want to stop doing those tasks so that the machine can (forcibly) reboot in 5 minutes. Not having the option to delay the reboot is absurd.

    8. Re:Just Please... by qazsedcft · · Score: 1

      shutdown -a

  12. To all Slashdot trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You should recall why it is so important to test patches before releasing them next time you want to karma whore by flaming Microsoft for "taking too long to release patches". That's called QA.

    1. Re:To all Slashdot trolls by neonprimetime · · Score: 4, Funny

      Microsoft's idea of testing patches

      1.) Perform Windows update
      2.) Wait for system to reboot
      3.) If system turns back on successfully after reboot, release!

    2. Re:To all Slashdot trolls by randomaxe · · Score: 1

      An interesting theory, to be sure.

      On the other hand of course, is the fact that if MS had bothered with proper QA of the product in the first place, they wouldn't need to code, QA, and publish a patch.

  13. Do you ever get that feeling... by T_ConX · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you ever get the feeling that IE6 is like a cartoon characters hole-riddled row-boat?

    The cartoon character (lets just say it's Elmer Fudd) tries to plug a leak with his thumb, only to have another pop open on the other end of the boat. He stretchs over there to plug it with his other hand. A third appears, and he has to use his toe. Eventually, the number of leaks outnumbers the number of limbs (Or at least, the number of limbs one is allowed to show on TV. *wink* *wink*), and the boat finally goes down. A Fox riding in a Motorboat then speeds by...

    1. Re:Do you ever get that feeling... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      I think it's more like Wyle E. Coyote.

      Week 1: Falls off a mountain, yowwwww SPLAT!
      Week 2: He's back again, good as new. Anvil falls on his head, yowwwww SPLAT!
      Week 3: Back for more, all cleaned up. Chases roadrunner into tunnel, train runs him over, yowwwww SPLAT!
      Week 4: Back again, looking fine. Spring trap slams him into mountainside, boulder falls on him, yowwwww SPLAT!
      Week 5: Lather, rinse, repeat, yowwwww SPLAT!

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      No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
    2. Re:Do you ever get that feeling... by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Does a reinstalled coyote count as the same one as the original?

      --
      The creatures outside looked from Alt-Right to Antifa; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
    3. Re:Do you ever get that feeling... by koh · · Score: 1

      "I don't remember... I think I'm the third one"
      .

      --
      Karma cannot be described by words alone.
    4. Re:Do you ever get that feeling... by CCFreak2K · · Score: 1

      A Fox riding in a Motorboat then speeds by...

      You mean a pengiun.

      --
      "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."
  14. Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IE is a microsoft product, so we will allways be safe and up-to-date.
    Now, I must not forget to post anonymously...

  15. Casts a Shadow? by andrewd18 · · Score: 1
    The security slip-up casts a shadow on Microsoft's fight to convince users and network administrators to immediately apply security patches issued by the software giant.
    The shadow has been cast for a while. One of these days, people are going to wonder where the heck this shadow is coming from; it's the giant Windows statue falling from its pedestal. Like a scene from a movie, they'll all be crushed before they can comprehend its form.

    Popcorn, anyone?
  16. Get rid of fixed patch date by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    likey they rushed this patch to get it ready for the patch day and they did not fully test it. M$ will be better off with put the updates out when they are done not on a fixed time table.

    1. Re:Get rid of fixed patch date by duerra · · Score: 1

      Wow. Sounds like a lose-lose situation, huh? Microsoft gets flack for operating on their patch cycle, because they take too long to patch their systems (when *nix does it in hours!!). Then they "rush" it, and catch flack for introducing more security issues. It must really suck to be them sometimes.

  17. So, does this mean... by GFLPraxis · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...that Microsoft is going to have to release a patch to the patch?

    1. Re:So, does this mean... by Linker3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, Microsoft will start a new initiative called the Genuine Double Patch Advantage (GDPA)

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      AT&ROFLMAO
    2. Re:So, does this mean... by quantum+bit · · Score: 1

      I thought they were going to call it the Double Virus Defense Advantage (DVDA)

    3. Re:So, does this mean... by hcob$ · · Score: 1
      I thought they were going to call it the Double Virus Defense Advantage (DVDA)
      FEAR the Hampster Style...

      **Meww**

      And of course:
      "Now you're a MAN! An m.a.n. MAN!"

      Last but not least:
      ChodeBoy: "JESUS!"
      Orgasmo: "WHERE?!?!"
      --
      Cliff Claven
      K.E.G. Party Chairman
      Founding Leader of: Koncerned for Egalitarin Governance
    4. Re:So, does this mean... by Unanimous+Cowturd · · Score: 0

      ...which sysadmins will promptly rename as "God Damn Patch Aggravation".

  18. Question by Spazntwich · · Score: 1

    Only SP1? Why would anyone with either XP or 2k have just patched other software but be at least a service pack behind?

    Last I recalled, sp2 for XP had been out long enough even most corporations' IT departments to have tested and OKed it by now.

    1. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Question by Spazntwich · · Score: 1

      Crazy shit. I sometimes forget people still use dialup.

    3. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Question by phasm42 · · Score: 1

      Windows 2K SP4 is affected -- the SP1 bit is in regards to XP.

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    5. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know... some people still use Windows 98

    6. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm using Windows XP SP0, you insensitive clod!

    7. Re:Question by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      And anyone running Windows 98 has more serious issues than this bug..

    8. Re:Question by chmod+a+x+mojo · · Score: 1

      errrr i still have 2 win95 boxes and one win3.11 box running.... di i have issues also? win 98 would run dog slow ( well worse than win95) on those PC's... so would any modern linux GUI distro. why should i get rid of working PC's, when it would cost me to chuck them. plus basicly they are relics look at the amiga crowd, what use is that machine anymore? Nostalgia. remembering the good ol' days...

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    9. Re:Question by CCFreak2K · · Score: 1

      You'd be suprised. My father, who works at TRW (oops, I mean Northrop-Grumman), says that they haven't even rolled out Service Pack 2 to all of the Windows XP computers. Some of them still have Windows 2000 (although that may be for slightly different reasons).

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    10. Re:Question by mvdwege · · Score: 2, Informative
      p>
      Last I recalled, sp2 for XP had been out long enough even most corporations' IT departments to have tested and OKed it by now.

      It's not quite that simple. If you have a corporate install of several tens of thousands PCs using the same base OS package, then the base package must be compatible with all applications that are to be deployed upon it. Now, XP SP2 breaks several applications, this is a known fact. Therefore, it may be more trouble rolling out SP2 on short notice instead of keeping up with hotfixes and using other measures (firewalls, anti-virus, IDS) to keep on top of security vulnerabilities in the SP1 base package.

      Corporate installs are thus more likely to be one or more Service Packs behind. This has been common practice since NT4 times.

      Mart
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  19. The IE GM is a Partner...No Worries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dean, the IE General Manager, is a Microsoft partner so this should only be viewed as a potential promotion opportunity for VP. Get the partner bonus, fsck up, move up!

  20. There goes the orange futures scam by krell · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    "Some clients accessing systems at the Chicago Board of Trade were rendered useless by this bug; the flaw essentially resulted in a crash on login. Didn't know until today that it was exploitable, though."

    Good job, Winthorp.

    "Seize all assets of Duke & Duke Commodity Brokers, as well as all personal holdings of Randolph and Mortimer Duke."
    "We're ruined!"
    "This is an outrage, I demand an investigation."
    "You can't sell our seats. A Duke has been on this exchange since it was founded."
    We founded this exchange. It's ours.It belongs to us.!!!

    --
    Where were you when the voynix came?
  21. Come on, it's like rai-i-ain on your wedding day by spun · · Score: 1, Funny

    You know, like goldy or coppery, only with iron. Microsoft is the John Holmes of security. Sure, they'll "patch your hole," but that's just gonna make your hole bigger.

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  22. Re:When are we going to move these off the front p by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cliched

  23. What if Band-Aid ran their business this way? by krell · · Score: 2, Funny

    What if Band-Aid ran their business this way?

    "Oh, never mind that our latest shipment of bandages had sharp rusty jagged bits of razor blades embedded in the cloth".

    Or office building sprinkler systems?

    "We at Paragon Office Protection Systems do not think it is anything to get upset about that our sprinkler system sprayed gasoline instead of water on that paper-room fire last week."

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    Where were you when the voynix came?
  24. snakes! by ssrs396 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My computer is full of snakes!

  25. maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS brought in those Mozilla developers to fix the problem

  26. Re:Come on, it's like rai-i-ain on your wedding da by Lord+Prox · · Score: 1

    What? No goatse.cx link?! goatse needs a new caption: "Microsoft Customer."

    Oh... wait. THATS ME

  27. *YAWN* by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wake me up when there is a security risk that doesn't need to go through IE.

    1. Re:*YAWN* by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      I'll wake you up when September ends.

    2. Re:*YAWN* by afaiktoit · · Score: 1

      I think you can get the patch at http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/ too

    3. Re:*YAWN* by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      Uhh.. yeah. That was kind of my point.

  28. 8 for 1 by roger6106 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    8 bugs have been replaced with 1 bug. That is an improvement unless the bugs it fixed were all minor bugs.

    1. Re:8 for 1 by __aajqwr7439 · · Score: 1

      Last week I broke both your legs and took your thumb.

      This week I just bloodied your nose.

      That's an improvement unless you're a lazy perfumer.

      DN

  29. Let's see if I got this right... by repruhsent · · Score: 0, Insightful

    ...Microsoft has a security problem, which most people will acknowledge is a constant thing. They release patches, which everyone will acknowledge happens pretty much monthly. There's a story on the /. front page complaining about how they botched the patch.

    Ubuntu has a problem today, which basically renders machines inoperable that update their X software today. Ubuntu doesn't have as many security problems as Microsoft (for a lot of reasons, I imagine, but I'm tend to think it's because of the much smaller installation base). Heck, this issue doesn't even affect security - which isn't quite as important as functionality (seriously; the number of exploits for this Microsoft problem will be small, and the number of Ubuntu users locked out of their machines is probably something like 60%, given the small numbers of their user base).

    Given all of this information, there is no front page story on the Ubuntu fuck up of today. Biased? Of course. Unexpected? Definitely not; this is Slashdot; News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters, assuming you use Linux. Everyone else need not apply.

    1. Re:Let's see if I got this right... by ShibaInu · · Score: 1

      Well, Microsoft is a multi-billion dollar company that has been convicted of monopolistic pratices and Ubuntu is a tiny corp that gives its product away, for one.

      MS also has the cash to support a huge infrastructure of programmers, testers, etc. Yet, they seem to always be shooting themselves in the foot. Doesn't stop them from swimming in money, but maybe, one day, it will.

    2. Re:Let's see if I got this right... by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      Ubuntu has a problem today, which basically renders machines inoperable that update their X software today.

      Dang, and I thought it was some weird config that I had that locked me out. Gawd I'm happy (somewhat) to see I'm not the only one who suffered that... I'll head for the forums now. Thanks for letting me know it's a general problem.

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      After 3 days without programming, life becomes meaningless
      - The Tao of Programming
  30. I will not criticize this by gelfling · · Score: 0, Troll

    As that would generate the usual screed of MS apologists modding down anyone here who dare mock the Holy Windows.

    1. Re:I will not criticize this by gelfling · · Score: 3, Insightful

      See what I mean. All Hail the 'Soft.

  31. New Windows Feature by bblboy54 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I really don't understand why Microsoft doesnt just use their marketing power and explain how executing code from another machine is actually a feature. There is really no need to purchase applications such as pcAnywhere. Thank God for Microsoft saving us all that money!

    1. Re:New Windows Feature by dyamkovoy · · Score: 1

      Executing code remotely really _is_ a feature... When it's code that you want executed. I work in IT and we'd need a small army instead of just a 7-person department if we couldn't do all the remote administration we do.

  32. Step 4 by MarkByers · · Score: 1

    4) Check that the GUI appears.

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    I'll probably be modded down for this...
  33. Re:When are we going to move these off the front p by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Or they could just change the icon. Laugh! It's funny!

  34. Re:Come on, it's like rai-i-ain on your wedding da by spun · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hehe, I got modded troll anyway, I might as well have...

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  35. Still, Wyle E. is hep to security thru obscurity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why he uses the ACME browser.

  36. Lemme splain by charleste · · Score: 1

    There a users who get terribly confused with multiple windows of a browser, so they use multiple browsers to keep track of their multi-tasking. I, however, have 7 different browsers on my work computer: it's part of my job to ensure the stuff I work on at least functions.

  37. Undermines confidence by denbesten · · Score: 1
    I agree with Jonannes Ullrich in the article:

    Introducing a security issue in its latest set of patches undermines network administrators' confidence in Microsoft's software updates, said Johannes Ullrich, chief technology officer for the SANS Institute's Internet Storm Center.

    "The entire danger of this particular issue is that this is an important patch to apply, but if they cause your applications to not work, network administrator won't deploy patches," Ullrich said.

    I, for one, am concerned that the fact that it caused grief for some of our users will cause my management to come down on the site of more testing and therefore more delays with installation of critical patches. This would be a terrible thing in a world where the lag-time before exploit continues to approach zero.
    1. Re:Undermines confidence by smithy242 · · Score: 1

      What people need to understand is risk management. If the initial critical security patch fixes problems with active exploits in the wild but creates one exploit that is not in the wild, you are likely better off. This is dependent on the scope of the security flaws, be it remotely exploitable, requiring user intervention, etc.

      Is the end-result a more secure system? Yes, provided the second-level patch is applied shortly thereafter, as the active vulnerabilies have been patched in the interim.

  38. Not Really So Different by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, but this is a hole created by a patch to fix a hole. On the whole, different and somewhat amusing. Or it would be amusing if I didn't have to administer Windows systems. :P

    Actually this really isn't unique. There have been a few of these in the past. And only after some noticed this was happening, who knows how often it happened before people took notice of the fix busting other code than that fixed.

    I used to admin a mainframe and keep up on patches rigorously, as we had any number of weasels in the labs waiting for us to leave our guard down for 'arf a mo' One patch back then did indeed open a hole, but the vendor (DEC) was on top of it within days and overnighted a patch tape to fix it. Even then they advised us how to block any attempts while we waited for the patch tape.

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    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  39. Undocumented feature by kemo_by_the_kilo · · Score: 1

    Man M$ sure does release alot of new Undocumented features

  40. Eight steps forward, one step back... by spicyjeff · · Score: 1

    Eight steps forward, one step back. That isn't so bad is it, it's still progress. :-/

  41. Re:When are we going to move these off the front p by groslyunderpaid · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up!! Seriously. I guess it's still worth reporting, just to let those of us who are unfortunate to have to deal with it know, but it's not really news anymore. And there certainly can't be anything to discuss or post comments about.

  42. Typo. by Shadyman · · Score: 1

    Are you sure the submitter meant "Patch"? It's clear they meant "Operating System".

  43. Disable HTTP 1.1 by planckscale · · Score: 3, Informative
    I had a Win2K box on our network who's Internet Explorer kept crashing when she visited websites with lots of stuff going on (Java and Flash). I read around and found a work-around from Microsoft. The workaround involved going into IE Options and unchecking "HTTP 1.1" MS Article ID: 923762:

    Internet Explorer 6 Service Pack 1 unexpectedly exits after you install the 918899 update

    Additionally they go on to say in this article: A new version of security update 918899 is currently in development and will be released to all Microsoft Internet Explorer 6 Service Pack 1 customers by August 22, 2006.

    This patch was NOT released today - they LIED! :-) Since that change, the crashes stopped at least but now that this is out I have much move incentive to upgrade our last few W2K machines up to WinXPSP2.

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    Namaste
    1. Re:Disable HTTP 1.1 by pe1chl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Also note that the patch mentioned in KB923762, which is available only by calling Microsoft and explicitly asking for it, was compiled on August 4th!

      So, they KNEW about this problem at the time they sent out 918899 to the world via Windows Update!
      They already had the fix available, but they chose to neither include it in 918899 nor to withhold 918899 from release on August 8th.

      It caused some damage at work. We had to ask for the KB923762 fix, which took 3 days to get (because we buy computers with Windows installed, so we cannot call Microsoft but have to go via Dell).
      IMHO it is gross neglect by Microsoft to knowingly release a defective update for which a better version already is available.

    2. Re:Disable HTTP 1.1 by planckscale · · Score: 1
      Wow well I'm sure their intentions were to plug some serious holes in their browser. Unfortunately, it seems as though the patch they issued not only caused problems in older OS's but opened other serious holes. When the last release came out in August, I read that worms were already exploiting the patch, so I went ahead and rolled out via WSUS to error on the side of safety.

      So what is worse? Roll out MS patches that could hose our machines, or wait 2 weeks for others to find out all the new problems the patches created thereby exposing us to worms? I'm almost to the point of taking my chances with the worms.

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      Namaste
    3. Re:Disable HTTP 1.1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the patch really did a number on Fark.com on my Win2K box with IE6.

      It was the incentive I needed to upgrade my old copy of Firefox.

    4. Re:Disable HTTP 1.1 by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      This would be true if
      - they would always release security fixes as soon as possible
      - they would know that there was a problem but they had no fix available yet

      However, in reality:
      - all security fixes are delayed to patchday. 918899 was compiled on June 25th and all that time between June 25th and patchday the customers were vulnerable
      - the problem was known and fixed a couple of days before patchday.

      Also, remember that it is not only that the fault exposes the user to new threats (which they may not have realized), but the patch just locked out users from certain webpages, including those of certain applications that use a browser interface.
      The immediate damage from installing the patch (locking out users from their daily application) is much higher than the theoretical risk of being hit by some worm that may be in the wild but is not as quickly spreading as things like code red.

  44. Switch to battery by nstenz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you unplug the power cord and make the laptop go to battery power, it will give up applying the rest of the updates. You'll then have to apply them the next day when you shut down.

    I did that for about a week until I actually had enough time to sit there and watch it finish installing updates and shut down.

    1. Re:Switch to battery by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      Excellent. Thanks for the tip!

  45. But VISTA is Coming... by BoRegardless · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And Bill Gates has said this new OS is going to be the whing dinger of all time.

    Meaning, the number of serious holes is going to be astonishing, because they are so sophisticated and well hidden that only the best hackers can find and exploit them without users and IT admins finding them.

    Aaaaak

  46. Re:When are we going to move these off the front p by dweebzilla · · Score: 1

    Holy Patch Batman!

    Bet you've never heard that before either.

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  47. Concerns misplaced if you're not on SP2 by derfla8 · · Score: 1

    The issues with the patches from this month affect desktops that are not on XP SP2. Windows XP SP2 has been out for long enough for even large organizations to put it through adequate QA. Not having SP2 on your desktop is a gaping hole and issues with these patches highlight the risk faced by lagards. I think that those who complain about lack of response by MS to address issues with a security patch that affect only XP SP1 are misplaced. They should be asking themselve why it's taken them so long to deploy a service pack that's been for almost two years!

    1. Re:Concerns misplaced if you're not on SP2 by giuntag · · Score: 0

      Sorry pal, large organization called. They're still using windows 2000 as their (main) desktop OS, cuz' they don't want to spend big bucks on upgrading hardware, retraining users, re-testing all internal apps etc...

      Oh, and I forgot to mention: win2k SP4 fully patched IS exploitable.

      BTW: I really like how the MS blog downplays the role of 'HTTP 1.1' enabled (which is the default on fresh IE installs) and HTTP compression used (which is what about every single site in the world does)

  48. Redmond rebooted me as well and killed a torrent by bdwoolman · · Score: 1
    Of course it was a public domain torrent.

    W.C. Fields's The Fatal Glass of Beer.

    This forced reboot was sort of the fatal piece of rudeness. Overriding my settings. The nerve!

    I am with The Register guy who sent MS an invoice for downtime.

    Who needs a virus when you have this kind of stuff?

    --
    "No fear. No envy. No meanness." Liam Clancy
  49. Breaks Siebel too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Siebel is totally FUBAR due to this patch and the stupid "compatability" patch to fix it is broken and won't install on any machine. Why the fuck do people write IE-only applications and why the fuck does MS release broken patches all the time? It's like they don't even bother beta testing them. Now we are stuck with the choice of either a vital piece of software being down or a giant gaping security hole - thanks Microsoft!

  50. IE= MAJORLY INSECURE by meregistered · · Score: 1

    As a system administrator for a small (200employee) company where I was previously employed I can safely state that THE LARGEST PRODUCTIVITY KILLERS were not viruses but malware made possible by the wonderful insecurities of Internet Exploder!!!!

    In general it was not even the quality of the security features of the application itself, it was the following problems:
    1. that activeX/active scripting is enabled by default
    2. that the browser is so closely integrated with the rest of the operating system
    3. that IE is so commonly used and so commonly trusted (it is in the required list for most IT departments of most companies etc...)

  51. Forced Reboot = BAD by Valacosa · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Here's an example for you:
    I was once running an experiment for a prof. The computer controlling the experiment has a GPIB card, which is controlling several other devices in the room (PID temperature controller, Lock in amp, yada yada yada.) The software running the experiment was written in LabVIEW.

    I'm in the middle of a nine-hour experiment when this dialog box pops up. "Your computer will restart in 5 minutes to apply updates."

    Now, let's review. What have I done wrong?
    • This isn't a server
    • AFAIK there is no "LabVIEW" for Linux. I could have written all the GPIB software in C but then no one else would have the expertise to change it, plus getting the card to work in linux would probably be hell
    • I'm not using IE
    • Windows update is on? Oh, that's what I'm doing wrong.
    Luckily my software is much better written, so I was able to discontinue and resume the experiment wihtout losing data. But still, is this the kind of OS that is intended for a production environment? "Who the hell do they think they are" indeed.
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    1. Re:Forced Reboot = BAD by GIL_Dude · · Score: 1

      That's why they have several options for the auto-updates. I've never had the problem you did because mine is set to download, the notify. I then run them when I want to. Seems pretty simple.

    2. Re:Forced Reboot = BAD by springbox · · Score: 1

      I have it set up like this too, but that damn bubble keeps popping up every 5 or 10 minutes reminding me to reboot. So the machine gets rebooted anyway after the 20th time I've been reminded.

    3. Re:Forced Reboot = BAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Forced Reboot = BAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So here is how you can disable the restart reminder of Windows Automatic Updates (XP only!):

            1. Click Start -> Run
            2. Enter "gpedit.msc"
            3. Go to Local Computer Policy -> Computer Configuration -> Administrative Templates -> Windows Components -> Windows Update
            4. Double-click on "Re-prompt for restart with scheduled installations"
            5. Disable it!
            6. Reboot the computer

      Taken from http://4sysops.com/archives/disable-restart-after- windows-automatic-updates/

    5. Re:Forced Reboot = BAD by schmiddy · · Score: 1

      Just so you know, LabVIEW is in fact offered for Linux. I'm forced to use it on Windows myself, but I'm seriously thinking about switching our lab's measurement comps to Linux for ease of scripting, stability, etc.

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  52. firefox by dvhirt · · Score: 1

    Oh well, thanks to this flaw crashing IE constantly I had to switch to Firefox and Im sure a lot of people did the same. Nice way to push everyone at the office to give Firefox a try :)

  53. Like this was accidental by Goose3254 · · Score: 1

    Funny how it's an EOL product and a down patched version of the "standard".

    Sorry my conspiracy is showing...

  54. SP2 by jofi · · Score: 1

    Why isn't XP SP2 or 2003 SP1 affected?

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    Blame the user, not the software.
    1. Re:SP2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The patch was for _IE6_ SP1 on _ALL_ currently supported versions of MS Windows running IE6 SP1.

      The patch may even be relevant to NT4 users ... when/if the debugged version eventually gets released.

      I know it is silly of me to even think of suggesting this, but please _RTFA_ before posting.

  55. Sick of this crap (OT) by swordgeek · · Score: 2

    This is pretty typical from what I've seen.

    Although I'm an IT professional, I'm speaking as an end user here.

    Last night my laptop (our company's corporate build, no additions or weird stuff) auto-applied a bunch of patches. When I came in this morning, it told me to reboot. No problem. Reboot to...bluescreen. Did some digging, and found that my install is hosed. I can't do anything until I get an XP boot CD and get to a rescue console. I have no clue if it's SP1 or SP2, and quite honestly, I shouldn't have to. If I had this sort of difficulty with a car, a furnace, or a kitchen appliance, it would go RIGHT BACK TO THE MANUFACTURER! There is no way a company

    This isn't a rant against MS per se, it's against all shitty computer companies (hardware and software) who build shitty products that can't do the job they're designed for in a reliable and consistent manner. The entire computer industry needs to be taken out back and shot.

    Yeah, I'm railing and blowing off steam here. Doesn't matter--I challenge you to come up with a single product in the industry that (a) does what it's supposed to, in a (b) reliable and (c) consistent manner.

    Linux? Nope. Firefox? Close, but nope. MS Office? Nope. OpenOffice? Nope. Any and all media players? Nope. Most hardware now? Nope.

    This industry is pathetic. It shouldn't be allowed to exist, let alone thrive.

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    "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
    1. Re:Sick of this crap (OT) by WuphonsReach · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mmm, that reminds me... it's time to update my Knoppix+NTFSClone image...

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  56. Remove the log from your own eye... by Reverberant · · Score: 1
  57. Ratio by teszeract · · Score: 1

    The ratio of code to flaws is now 1:0.8 Internet Explorer will stop seeding at 1:2

  58. This is news? by v1 · · Score: 1

    It's a bit like the old style avertisements you used to see, but with a twist.

    "Microsoft... puting users at risk since Windows 3.0."

    Nothing new here. Here, tell you what. They're going to do it again in less than 2 months. bet me.

    --
    I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
  59. Use Service Pack 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "run code on computers running Windows 2000 and Windows XP Service Pack 1"

    Why would you use Service Pack 1 when Service Pack 2 has been out there since ages?

  60. Critical Mass by whyde · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IIRC, according to the Jargon File, Windows has reached critical mass.

    critical mass: n. Of a software product, describes a condition of the software such that fixing one bug introduces one plus epsilon bugs. (This malady has many causes: creeping featurism, ports to too many disparate environments, poor initial design, etc.) When software achieves critical mass, it can never be fixed; it can only be discarded and rewritten.

    Vista is their re-write, which is an admission of this situation.

    1. Re:Critical Mass by jofi · · Score: 0, Redundant

      It was because of changes to buffers they made in XP SP2 and 2003 SP1.

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    2. Re:Critical Mass by jofi · · Score: 1
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      Blame the user, not the software.
  61. Re:When are we going to move these off the front p by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

    Well, it only affects SP1, according to the summary, so fully updating your software fixes it. I would tend to call that a nonissue, but whatever.

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    ...it's really a sad day for America when we require a goddamn ACT OF CONGRESS to make our DVD players work properly. ~
  62. Dupe by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh wait, its actually a new bug. Or wait, its just the same bug over and over.

    Seriously, how is this news? Everyone with even half a clue (and certainly almost all /. readers) recognize that MS will repeatedly issues patches, patches to patches, and will never really fix anything. Anyone with any sense in the IT/Net field that STILL actually uses Internet Explorer except in a heavily restricted sandbox for testing websites that the driveling masses will use it to visit is either too ignorant or blindly loyal to care about security.

    If for some reason /. really thinks this needs to be news, just add it as a permanent headline. In fact, heck, maybe it should get its own whole section 'Security update to MS software introduces new security hole'

  63. Internet Explorer? by Niet3sche · · Score: 1

    Internet Explorer? Internet what? Oh! The Firefox clone! I didn't know people used that anymore. ;)

  64. Re:will robinson problems? by aqk · · Score: 1

    Why don't you spring for a 512Mb Flash disk? About $30 or less.

    I have dial-up also (and a telephone line that's lying in a swamp (it still pulls 37kbs, but that's another story)

    When I need to do a windows update such as SP2, I simply visit a friend a few miles away, within town limits, who has 4mbs hi-speed.
        The download for SP2 took about 5 min or so; I think copying it onto my flash disk took longer.
        Since then I have installed SP2 onto the XP of several other poor deprived ruralites.
        Any download of more than 12 meg is done in this manner.

        Read more of my travails:
                    http://www.plonque.com/aqk/bell.htm
      Not much has changed in ten years!

          - Tony www.tonyking.tk

  65. Correction... by TripHammer · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft flubs operating system design, putting world at risk"

  66. Windows Group Policy Editor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have XP Professional (this doesn't work with Home) open the Group Policy Editor by using Run from the Start menu to run gpedit.msc
     
    From the tree on the left menu pane go to Administrative Templates -> Windows Components -> Windows Update.
     
    First you have to set 'Configure Automatic Updates' (or no other settings will work). I recommend setting it to '4- Autodownload and schedule install' (same as the automatic option in System properties). Then simply set 'No auto-restart for scheduled Automatic Update Installations'. With this option set, Windows will wait for you to reboot. You should also set 'Allow Automatic Updates immediate installation', this allows updates that do not need a reboot to install immediately.
     
    Further, if you normally run as a normal user (yes /., it is possible) set the last option in the list and you will receive notifications when updates are being downloaded.

  67. if you were to conquer the word by marcos64 · · Score: 0

    y advice you to dont use windows products , they leave you in the worst moment
    years and years of the same song ,and joe do not learn

    yes a like bad karma

  68. same here, but more so by RMH101 · · Score: 1
    if you're working on qualified systems (e.g. ones bound by GxP, FDA, etc) then you need to have documented and tested your systems right down the LRF* level. Any changes, including patches, need to be fully assessed for potential scope, validated, tested formally, documented and applied under strict change control. The constant stream of patches from Redmond makes this an enormous overhead for organisations like ours.

    *Little Rubber Feet

  69. Let it Die by CodemasterMM · · Score: 1

    Honestly, Internet Explorer 6 is like a bridge falling apart that Microsoft is attempting their best to keep above water.

    At least they have Internet Explorer 7 coming out (although that'll horribly mess up practically every website, as many of us have had to make CSS sheets for all browsers and then a separate one for IE6).

    Just let IE6 die already... get IE7 out ASAP (but after Christmas, etc. please as to not mess with ecommerce too much).

  70. More than one bug... by hollismb · · Score: 1

    I might be slightly off about whether it applies to this patch, or one that was also sent out last week, but it also messed up XP's ability to deal with compressed/zipped folders if you're running SP1, like we are at my work. You can create a zip file fine, but you cannot rename or open it through explorer. You can't get to the right-click menu at all (to copy/rename/delete etc.). It's totally been screwing with me all week. Also, you can't access the My Documents icon on your desktop, although it still works fine through Explorer and from the start menu.