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  1. Re: Hmm... on Lost Nuclear Bomb Found Off Georgia Coast? · · Score: 2, Funny


    > I'm curious now - given the materials necessary, how many slashdotters could construct a working nuclear weapon?

    Easy - break the uranium up into small chunks, and search the Web for instructions on how to build a slingshot.

  2. Re: Ah, sweet Elastigirl! on The Incredibles Trailer Online · · Score: 5, Funny


    > Elastigirl, who appears in this movie, was also the name of a superheroine (but with a hyphen: Elasti-Girl) in the DC Comics published Doom Patrol, an old comic from the 1960s.

    Oh, great. Now Disney is going to have to sue DC for stealing the character.

  3. Re: Yes! on Deaf Children Invent Language · · Score: 3, Funny


    > I must go to Nicaragua and study this so I can become a neurolingquistic hacker and control all of you with just a few gestures... Muahahahah!

    I for one welcome our new Nicaragua-going language-studying neurolinguistic-hacking all-controlling few-gesturing Muahahahahing overlord!

    (What was that you did with your hand just before I said that?)

  4. Yawn... on Deaf Children Invent Language · · Score: 3, Insightful


    Ancient news, and contrary to the unending hype no one has ever rigorously established that none of the kids had any prior exposure to sign language. The argument actually boils down to "we don't know of any prior exposure for any of the kids involved".

  5. Re: Alternative political voices? on Ralph Nader Back On The Florida Ballot · · Score: 2, Insightful


    > I think that's the point. Nader takes votes away from the Democratic candidate, so Democrats want him to be removed because it gives more votes to Kerry.

    Unless of course they just stay home in disgust. It's hard to imagine a Naderite voting Democratic after the Democrats forced their man off the ballot.

  6. Re: Vote Third Party Dammit on Ralph Nader Back On The Florida Ballot · · Score: 1


    > Vote for the man you want for the job. PERIOD.

    No, vote for whatever is best for the country. Sometimes that involves a difficult trade-off between short term best and long term best.

  7. Re: Push for a truly democratic voting system. on Ralph Nader Back On The Florida Ballot · · Score: 1


    > Some of us are pushing for this, particularly those who've studied game theory.

    I'm not an expert on this, but it's my understanding that if you list the six or seven properties that everyone agrees a voting system should have, then there's a theorem that proves no voting system can satisfy all those properties together.

  8. Re: Evil Republicans? on Ralph Nader Back On The Florida Ballot · · Score: 1


    > But just like the obvious motives of the democrats, I also point out the motives of Jeb Bush and his appointed staff who are all suddenly eagar advocates for getting the Reform Party on the ballot in Florida.

    I think it's despicable for the Democrats to try to keep Nader off the ballot in various states. And though I wouldn't call the Republicans' attempts to get him on the ballot 'despicable', it's clearly a case of gaming the system, and a symptom that something is wrong with that system.

  9. If you run it on Linux... on Is That Pirated Software? · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...will it find all your stolen SCO code?

  10. Re: except... on Early Warning For Microsoft Premium Customers · · Score: 4, Funny


    > Bugtraq is almost always ahead of microsoft where it comes to vulnerabilities in their software. Why in the world would I pay Microsoft to tell me what might be wrong tomorrow when bugtraq will tell me what's wrong today? Does anyone have an experience where MS came out with vulnerabilities first?

    Maybe their Premium customers get to hear the excuses first.

  11. Re: The most repeated story on Slashdot? on Obsessively Detailed Map Of Springfield · · Score: 1


    > Doesn't this get posted here about every 2 months?

    Yes, but that's only once per 120 Simpson's broadcasts.

  12. My entry... on 2004 ICFP Contest Spinoff Game · · Score: 4, Funny


    [start] --> [attackjudges]
    [attackjudges] --> [checkrankings]
    [checkrankings] --> [idle] , if rank is "1st"
    [checkrankings] --> [attackjudges] , otherwise
    [idle] --> [checkrankings]

  13. Re: Sci-fi? on Upcoming Firefly Movie Behind-the-Scenes Photos · · Score: 3, Funny


    > Say, what was that URL for the lesbian space pirates again?

    I suppose this will have to do.

  14. Re: I wonder... on Upcoming Firefly Movie Behind-the-Scenes Photos · · Score: 2, Interesting


    > I wonder what his influences were originally for Firefly?

    Supposedly the Jesse James legend, plus presumably every western and space opera written or filmed since then.

    Supposedly also it harks back to an original pitch of Star Trek to the studio as "a wagon-train in space".

  15. Re: Sci-fi? on Upcoming Firefly Movie Behind-the-Scenes Photos · · Score: 4, Interesting


    > Which part of Firefly is sci-fi? It seems all that lousy Stargate etc stuff is making sci-fi fans desperate enough to accept anything...

    It must be tough making it through life unable to enjoy anything but "real" SF.

    While we're on that topic... ISTM that many (but not all) SF fans have a really anal[-]retentive approach to their hobby, i.e. a fixation on definitions, categorization, and list making. Look at the subject headers in an SF newsgroup sometime... "Is this SF?", "10 stories about one-eyed lesbian space pirates", etc. It's funny, in a sad sort of way.

  16. Re: Super Sub Secret /. Decoder Ring Engaged on Upcoming Firefly Movie Behind-the-Scenes Photos · · Score: 3, Funny


    > Uh...durrr... what's secret about your soon to be slashdotted photos?

    OK, make that "soon to be secret" photos.

  17. Re: Be wary - the legend of "In Romania..." on Romanian Team Entering X-Prize competition · · Score: 1


    > I know someone working inside a fairly well-known news site, and I commented to him about the large number of utterly unbelievable "In Romania..." stories, such as man marries cow, or man believes he is the reincarnation of Dracula

    Dracula Jr. asks you to kindly speak more respectfully of his new wife.

  18. Re: Article about the launch on Romanian Team Entering X-Prize competition · · Score: 1


    My dictionary say that's Rumanian for "first post".

  19. Re: It's a good thing... on Mushroom Cloud Reported Over North Korea · · Score: 2, Insightful


    > That's about two Canadian Armed Forces' worth of troops

    Don't underestimate them -- some of those guys are tough enough to wear skirts.

  20. Re: Yeah, right... on Mushroom Cloud Reported Over North Korea · · Score: 1


    > Damn, we must look stupid to gov't officials.

    After all, we elect them.

  21. Re: It's a good thing... on Mushroom Cloud Reported Over North Korea · · Score: 4, Funny


    > all of our troups are in Iraq.

    Yeah, but can anyone account for where James Bond was on Thursday?

  22. Re: Looks like Bush finally found... on Mushroom Cloud Reported Over North Korea · · Score: 4, Funny


    > Are we gonna have to wait until he strikes oil?

    I hear that South Korea has been sneaking barrels of oil across the border, hoping to provoke Bush into attacking the North.

  23. Re: Well....From the TFA- on Mushroom Cloud Reported Over North Korea · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "there was no immediate indication that Thursday's reported explosion was linked to Pyongyang's efforts to develop nuclear weapons."

    What was it then? Car crash? Natural gas explosion? Hmm..."no immediate indication." Bah!
    Just about any big explosion will create a mushroom cloud; I saw one from a tank car explosion one time.

    However, the reported 2+ mile diameter of the cloud is troubling. Surely radiation detectors will sort it out within a day or two.

  24. Re: Any news on Extended RotK Expected December 14 · · Score: 5, Funny


    > On the 15 disc Ultimate Super Directors Cut Special Collectors Edition Trilogy Box Set with 3 weeks of previously unseen footage?

    You won't get that until after the prequels and sequels are done.

  25. All I wanted was an action figure... on Extended RotK Expected December 14 · · Score: 1

    ...but my parents bought me an elephant.