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  1. ARGH! on Class Action Suit Forces Palm to Replace Dead PDAs · · Score: 5, Funny

    My fiancee had an m105 with the capacitor problem. We couldn't even get $20 at a garage sale for it, so we traded it to a friend for a bunny.

    $*(#!@ing bunnies...

  2. THE LIGHT! on Researchers Pinpoint Brain's Sarcasm Sensor · · Score: 1

    From the article:
    ...some brain-damaged people can't comprehend sarcasm

    w00t! I SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL! So much has been explained to my fragile little mind...

  3. What about DHCP/VoIP config "settings" for address on VoIP Providers Given 120 Days to Provide 911 Service · · Score: 1

    If you configure your VoIP phone for DHCP from, say...CoffeeShop/Hotel/Home/Wherever - the DHCP server has "extentions" to give the physical address of it's location. DHCP is low scoped enough to where it could do that. Cable/DSL providers, that give DHCP to many different physical addresses can configure their DHCP server to recognize the MAC (mostly used in cable networks for authentication) or PPPoE authentication info to tie physical address information to an IP address.

    It would take more than 120 days, but I think it would be more universally accepted than forcing it upon many different types of providers and hoping for the best. There's no way they could find them all.

  4. Re:hmm on HP Will Offer Customized Linux in Notebooks · · Score: 1

    omputer doohickey does things on the box with colors in it.
    3. ???


    "Wow. this TV has words on it.." - Homestar

  5. Re:where've you been hiding? on Firefox Promo Videos · · Score: 1

    The problem with the coffee commercials are that people ALREADY KNOW it's about coffee. Think about a coffee commercial about a new brand called "Smiths". If they don't show the coffee, or even a coffee cup, and just say at the end "Buy Smith's"... who's gonna know what the hell it is??

    For something as "complicated" as installing an alternative web browser on your computer, the ads need to give people an idea of what they're going to get. The few people that actually do a google search for "Firefox" probably won't even download it.

  6. Funny, but confusing to the 'normie' on Firefox Promo Videos · · Score: 1

    (Yes, that's a FG pun)

    Anyway, the videos are funny... but they're going to confuse the normal people. Who thinks everyone knows what Firefox is? And even if they've heard of it, do they know it's free? These videos don't even explain what the people are doing on their computers. Normal people will think "what the.." and then go back to whatever they were doing.

    Horrible, horrible advertising techniques!! Come on guys, stop thinking inside your own boxes!

  7. What about darthsays.com? on The Darth Vader Blog · · Score: 1

    Hey this site sure shows what Darth does in his off-time...

  8. Ubuntu Linux... on Branden Robinson Lays Down the Law at Debian · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I just installed Ubuntu last night, which is based on Debian. It is Debian, with what you really want in it that isn't. Hardware detection, modern packages.

    Time brings change!

  9. Re:Yes, mechanical parts WILL wear out on Advanced System Building Guide · · Score: 1

    I love how everyone who finds it necessary to comment on the sig never seems to take into consideration that some people have their own *NIX workstations at work. ;)

    Oooooh, you have your own *NIX workstatation at WORK? Impressive!

    I was just pointing out some errors in your rm syntax. You don't have to get all huffy about it. :-P

  10. Re:MS needs to change windows fundamentally on IE Developer Responds to Mozilla Accusations · · Score: 1

    With windows, you have windows.

    http://www.shellfront.org/

    Enough said.

    BUT having said that, I still use Linux, so I still officially don't give a crap about Windows shells. :-P

  11. Re:Yes, mechanical parts WILL wear out on Advanced System Building Guide · · Score: 2, Funny

    I work in I.T. Don't make me rm -r / you.

    Ugh!

    1) You really wanna hold down the Y button while it asks you to delete every file??

    2) Are you calling ME root? I thought YOU were the one working in IT, you IT worker you!

  12. Re:This is commendable.. on Computer Associates Pledges to Open Source Patents · · Score: 1

    While I agree with you, I think it's best to use open arms etc. It is good for us on many levels for companies to do this, ulteria motives or not.

    Use open arms? Look at where this gets Microsoft users, say, when they upgrade to SP2. "Oh, they say it's great, they have a new security panel, blah blah.." and then they wonder why their computer performance decreases.

    I say be pessimistic. I (not jokingly) believe that open source works very well when people are pessimistic about who/what they allow in/out of the community - be it code, representatives, or anything else. Pessimism encourages verification. Make CA walk the walk, and *then* we'll give them credit.

  13. New reality show on Is Your OS Tough Enough? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine a reality show based on this...

    "Coming up, we'll have Windows eat a big bowl of fried portscans!!!"

    *circus music*

    "And after the break, Linux will jump off of the gigantic Mount Exploit!"

    *dark piano music*

    (Reality check): It would probably fall off the air for requiring someone to think, though...

  14. Trojan MAAAANN on Microsoft's AntiSpyware Disabled by Spyware · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "Hey kids, looks like you're about ready to infect!"

    "YEAH!"

    "Better use Trojan, the world's most trusted MSAntiSpywareDisabler!"

    "YEAH!"

    "...Now with extra lubricant!"

    "...."

  15. Re:Best of the 'inappropiate comments' on Why MS is Not Opening More Source Code · · Score: 1

    I bet all that Russian hacker code has some cool comments...

    "In Soviet Russia, the code comments YOU!"

    (the faint, whining bugle sounds)

  16. Don't forget POLAND! on List of Polish Spies Leaked On The Internet · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    He forgot Poland!! How can my opponent run a country when he doesn't remember POLAND?

  17. Global, realtime spamlist? on New Spam Zombies Use ISPs' Mailservers · · Score: 1

    This might be a little OT, but I've been thinking about this, and I'm not sure if there is something like it...Think a global repository (Thunderbird style) of spam, which your e-mail client feeds off of. You mark something as junk, and it uploads that addition to the DB that everyone else feeds off of in realtime. Wouldn't this work? Wouldn't it virtually eliminate spam (or at least cut it back DRASTICALLY)..? You could even go a step further to allow SMTP servers to access the list as well, and nuke spam before it even gets to the end user.

  18. Well... on Last Manufacturer of Pro Analog Audio Tape Closes · · Score: 0

    "An audio account of the closing can be heard at NPR."

    Let's just hope they're not on those old-ass reel-to-reel tapes. Those things SUCKED!

  19. Re:Geez... on New Spoofing Vulnerability in IE · · Score: 1

    I haven't fammiliarized myself with any one of them... And I wouldn't be able to, since I'm not a programmer, either. I just think that when I hear something like "Spoofing entire address bar made easy", and it's IE specific, you assume it's NOT HTML/HTTP/any specific protocol/plugin specific (standards), so you assume further that it's the fault of the MS programmers and the bloat of IE, in their piss war with other browsers. And when you think about THAT for a second or two, you wonder just how hard it is to follow a standard and still make a good product.

    And then I think about Firefox, and it all makes sense.

  20. Re:Microsoft is so sweet on New Spoofing Vulnerability in IE · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yes, and outside of nerdville, who gives a shit about Firefox?

    Just about everyone I install Firefox for (almost all non-geeks)... People who don't give a shit just plain don't know about it. Firefox is faster, it has a nicer interface, and prevents things like popups and bad security practice within the browser environment. The people that start using Firefox by force (by me) usually thank me profusely and rave to me (and their other non-geek friends) about it within 30 minutes of using it.

    Plus, just look at the themes!! Who doesn't like themes??

  21. Geez... on New Spoofing Vulnerability in IE · · Score: 3, Interesting

    To me, whenever I see a vulnerability article for IE on Slashdot, I say to myself "Man...why does that seem like it's such a trivial programming error to fix?" as opposed to when there's a vulneraibility to Firefox/all browsers, when it's something like "Wow, someone really took some time to craft that one out"...just a thought.

  22. 3d "Zooming Globe" Filebrowser on 3D User Interfaces · · Score: 1

    About 3 years ago, I saw a project/demo for a 3d filebrowser/viewer that represented a globe. The files and directories were represented as text, sticking up from the globe, and when you drug the globe around, the particular files/directories zoomed in so you could examine them further. I, for the life of me, cannot find that project - I can't remember the name. When I saw it, though, I thought "Wow..I can't wait until this project is more stable, because I will use it." It was utterly and insanely easy to find files. Does someone know what I'm talking about?

  23. Of course they can... on Microsoft Sues Spammers · · Score: 1

    The United States of America (USA) 'runs' on money. Cash. Credit. Status.

    Anything can happen when you're rich. You can be president, the head of an national power company, or even the supposed 'good guy' in the fight against Internet freedom from solicitation.

  24. Dub'ya on Lying Makes The Brain Work Harder · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wouldn't it be nice to test this theory on the great W. Bush?

    Doctor: Ok, put the probes on the president, Norma.

    Norma: They are on, sir.

    Doctor: ... Can you make sure they're on tight? I'm not getting a reading here.

    Norma: Yes sir, they're on tight.

    Doctor: Mr. Bush, can you please tell us why we are at war with Iraq.

    Dub'ya: They are a terrorist harboring nation with weapons of mass destruction! Yeehaw!

    Doctor: Norma, can you turn down the sensor sensitivity, please? My reader just crashed.

    Dub'ya: Yee-haw!!

  25. Sharks... on Pioneer Ultraviolet Laser Promises 500GB Discs · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    But will the FREGGIN' SHARKS with FREGGIN' LASER BEAMS coming out of their FREGGIN' HEADS have 500GB FREGGIN' capacity?