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  1. Why Would a Mouse Need To Connect To the Internet? on Why Would a Mouse Need To Connect To the Internet? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why Would a Mouse Need To Connect To the Internet?

    It probably wants to use your credit card number to place a giant order at http://www.thecheeseshed.com/

  2. Is there any hope???? on Study: the Universe Has Almost Stopped Making New Stars · · Score: 1

    Study: the Universe Has Almost Stopped Making New Stars

    Is there any hope at all, that this will lead to the demise of American Idol?

  3. Re:uhh on Nate Silver's Numbers Indicate Probable Obama Win, World Agrees · · Score: 1

    Between him, you, and me, one of us doesn't understand statistics.

    Statistically speaking, it usually turns out to be me.

  4. Smartphones that Use Half the power on Breakthrough Promises Smartphones that Use Half the Power · · Score: 5, Funny

    Breakthrough Promises Smartphones that Use Half the Power

    Seems inefficient, wouldn't it be better if they used all the power?

  5. This question deserves an serious answer, which requires serious thought. Which I don't have time or caffeine level for right now, so answer as per subject.

  6. I am not completely convinced on Is Silicon Valley Morally Bankrupt and Toxic? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am not completely convinced of the points that the OP is trying to make. But any company has the interest of it's owner closest to heart. In a public company, the owners are the stock holders and stock holders usually wants continuous growth and year on year profit, which might not be what is best for the company an might not be what is best for the consumer/user.
    I once had the fortune to work for a very large international corporation that was entirely family owned, with no external stock holders. And I can tell you that the culture and mentality within that corporation was completely different compared to other workplaces I have been in.
    They were much more concerned with continuously building the value of the brand / family name, than to make profit for the share holders. If they were convinced something was the right thing to do, they would allow it to take time and money.
    So I would say the problem lays more in the way that companies are financed today, and the effects that has on their operations, than whether they are located in Silicon Valley or not.

  7. Re:Grappa on Using Winemaking Waste For Making Fuel · · Score: 0

    This is the truth , no mod points today unfortunately.

  8. Re:drug use is like the ring in the Lord of the Ri on Is Non-Prescription ADHD Medication Use Ever Ethical? · · Score: 1

    in the short term, it gives you superpowers. in the long term, it turns you into a soulless ghoul

    that's right, i just said the lord of the rings is a parable about drug addiction

    So then you are saying that the drugs will lead to a life in politics?

    So then you are saying that the drugs will lead to a life in politics?

    Only if you don't inhale!

  9. Re:High Skilled Professions put in more hours on Faculty To Grad Students: Go Work 80-Hour Weeks! · · Score: 1

    English professor huh?

    Thru? (Non standard, not to be used, I was taught)

  10. Re:Doc Brown had it all wrong... on Physicists Propose "Perpetual Motion" Time Crystals · · Score: 1

    I was told zeroes mean nothing

  11. Re:Doc Brown had it all wrong... on Physicists Propose "Perpetual Motion" Time Crystals · · Score: 2

    It was some combination of 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 and 9s.

  12. Re:every time ... on Quantum Measurements Leave Schrödinger's Cat Alive · · Score: 2

    Every time they take a peek, God kills a kitten.

    Only if the kitten is entangled with the cat in the box.

  13. Re:Also... on Air Force Sets First Post In Ambitious Space Fence Project · · Score: 4, Funny

    It will keep out the Space Mexicans.

    Well it will keep out the masses, but we'll let a few through to clean our pools.

  14. Re:He actually apologized (not) on Torvalds Uses Profanity To Lambaste Romney Remarks · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Damn it!
    I hate to have to retract my statement after it has already gone +5 Informative. But it was technically incorrect. He didn't actually apologize. What he said was:

    Ok, since I publicly called the guy a f*cking moron, I guess I should also publicly follow up: it does seem Romney was joking. Whew.

    Which my brain, fluent in Torvaldish, automatically translated into the English

    I am ever so sorry, it seems I have wronged you my good sir. My deepest apologies etc. etc.

  15. Re:Apologies not appropriate, says the Romney camp on Torvalds Uses Profanity To Lambaste Romney Remarks · · Score: 1

    You have a good and valid point there sir.
    Also, as we all know Linus Torvalds is well known for appeasing his enemies. :)

  16. He actually apologized on Torvalds Uses Profanity To Lambaste Romney Remarks · · Score: 5, Informative

    Would be nice if the summary mentioned that Linus actually apologized the next day. But I think Linus' original assessment was correct, never mind whether Romney was joking or not.

  17. Re:I'm blind on MIT Researchers Show Dash Font Choice Affects Distraction · · Score: 1

    I've often wondered about braille labels, even computer outputs, would it allow the driver to keep his eyes on the road more?

    Someone ust got completely wooshed. Cant for the life of me figure out if it was me or you. :)

  18. I'm blind on MIT Researchers Show Dash Font Choice Affects Distraction · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm blind you insensitive clods, the typeface in all cars should be braille and nothing else.

  19. Re:I know nothing of physics, but... on Fusion Power Breakthrough Near At Sandia Labs? · · Score: 1

    ...I just want you guys to know that "Sandía" means "watermelon" in Spanish.

    Oh, also: I hope this leads to a new, efficient and clean type of energy.

    I hope it will lead to highly energetic watermelons, might not be clean, but fun.

  20. Re:Even a dog knows... on The Perils of Developers Hooking Up · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even a dog knows...not to shit where they eat.

    I beg to differ, and so does Matt Inman it would seem. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox

  21. Re:They're stupid on Study Finds Unvaccinated Students Putting Other Students At Risk · · Score: 1

    >Your freedom to swing your arm ends at my nose

    It seems that very often one cannot take a walk on a street without touching someone's overstretched nose.

    Your freedom to stretch your nose ends at my fist?

  22. Re:Editors, where is the story? on 3D Printing On a Microscopic Scale · · Score: 1

    Not that I was planning to read the story or anything crazy like that

  23. Editors, where is the story? on 3D Printing On a Microscopic Scale · · Score: 1

    Now they're refining the technique to enable precise placement of a selected molecule in a three-dimensional material. This process, called '3D-photografting,' can potentially be used to create a 'lab on a chip' or artificially grow living tissue."

    All links in summary are to old stories, where is the link describing this new work that is so amazing?

  24. Re:Ugly..... on NASA's First New Spacesuit In 20 Years Is Its Own Airlock · · Score: 1

    Why yes, yes it should.

  25. Re:Ugly..... on NASA's First New Spacesuit In 20 Years Is Its Own Airlock · · Score: 2

    Green and UGLY and looks like a worm Going to be joke fodder

    Nobody cares what the damn thing looks like; it's meant to protect, not impress.

    I hear you, but did they have to make it look like the hunchback of Notre-dame