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  1. This close... on "Exploding" Termite Species Discovered · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was this close ( > ) to start mocking the submitter about misspelling Thermite. Luckily, for once I did read TFS.

  2. Re:Interesting Caveat on NASA Satellite Measurements Show Unprecedented Greenland Ice Sheet Melt · · Score: 1

    You laugh, but an Ice Age *is* coming. It follows the great melt.

    I didn't laugh, but history has taught me not to discuss matters of nuclear power and/or climate change on Slashdot with any level of seriousness. People like yourself, that are prepared to discuss the matters based on knowledge and logic rather than emotional attachment to a specific theory or method of energy production are too few and far between. Hence a Clash lyric seemed as suitable as anything to post.

  3. Re:Interesting Caveat on NASA Satellite Measurements Show Unprecedented Greenland Ice Sheet Melt · · Score: 1

    How does that even work? One would cancel out the other. If the sun were "zooming in" it would get hotter and dryer

    I have spent much of my youth contemplating that, and found no good answer. Some people say the original line was "The ice age is coming, the sun's at it's end" Others say that they are unrelated or sort of like reading contradicting headlines in the press about how the world is going to end.

  4. Re:Interesting Caveat on NASA Satellite Measurements Show Unprecedented Greenland Ice Sheet Melt · · Score: 1

    Maybe the Ice Age is ending. Or it could be all those cows passing gas.

    No no, you are all wrong.

    The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in
    Engines stop running, the wheat is growing thin
    A nuclear error but I have no fearM
    'Cause London is drowning and I,
    I live by the river

  5. Re:I'm one. on USB 3.0 100W Power Standard Seeks To End Proprietary Chargers · · Score: 1

    Does this mean, we will be able to charge our laptops from our phones??? :D

  6. 100 watt!!?? on USB 3.0 100W Power Standard Seeks To End Proprietary Chargers · · Score: 2

    That is just silly talk, my implementation will require at least 1.21 gigawatts

  7. Re:Misread the title on Neuroscience May Cure Videogames Industry's Obsession With Guns · · Score: 2

    if only slashdot had a joke plagiarism filter.

    Why did the Anonymous Coward cross the road?

  8. Misread the title on Neuroscience May Cure Videogames Industry's Obsession With Guns · · Score: 5, Funny

    I misread the title as "Neurosurgery may cure videogame industry obsession with guns".
    Now I must admit to being slightly disappointed.

  9. Re:god damn it on World Population Grows Beyond 7 Billion · · Score: 1

    Taco's wife needs to stop having kids.

    Why? I thought the scripture said that the geek shall inherit the earth?

  10. Re:one good result: on Subcontractor Tells Fukushima Workers To Hide Radiation Exposure · · Score: 2

    It is pretty condescending of you to suggest they have been "blindly trusting" anyone up until now.

    And I am somewhat unclear on how the fact that a company forced its employees to lie and put them at risk is going to make them distrustful of the government?

    As someone who lives in Japan, I can truly say that at least up till 3/11 the Japanese majority was exactly blindly trusting the government. And the few that did not trust the government,did not care. This is all changing now. Well there are still many that don't care, but at least there are a good percentage of people really starting to questioning the system, ready to take the red pill and unplug.

  11. Re:Hmmmmmm on Artificial Jellyfish Built From Silicone and Rat Cells · · Score: 2

    I wonder how they taste fried........

    Tastes like Venice beach boobs.

  12. Re:Building Lunar Machines and Mars? on Joseph Palaia Answers Your Questions About Building Lunar Machines and Mars · · Score: 1

    Is that some kind of linguist porn movie?

    Oh no I just realized that I could have done so much better on this one.

    "Grammar does Matter",
    is obviously a sex-ed movie for linguist - physicist couples.

  13. Re:Building Lunar Machines and Mars? on Joseph Palaia Answers Your Questions About Building Lunar Machines and Mars · · Score: 1

    "Grammar does Matter"

    Is that some kind of linguist porn movie?

  14. Re:Convert CO2 to methane on Plan to Slow Global Warming By Dumping Iron Sulphate into Oceans · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure as greenhouse effect gas, methane is quite a bit stronger than carbon dioxide...

    Parent is right.
    According to wikipedia (because I am feeling a bit lazy,there are plenty of other sources out there).

    For example, on a molecule-for-molecule basis the direct radiative effects of methane is about 72 times stronger than carbon dioxide over a 20 year time frame[13] but it is present in much smaller concentrations so that its total direct radiative effect is smaller, and it has a shorter atmospheric lifetime

    The interesting thing is that after the shorter atmospheric lifetime that they are talking about here. Methane breaks down into CO2 (!) and Water. Which means that Methane is actually a double whammy for global warming.

  15. Re:Convert CO2 to methane on Plan to Slow Global Warming By Dumping Iron Sulphate into Oceans · · Score: 0

    Posting to undo clutz finger mod

  16. The demise of MS is far away. on Microsoft Posts First Quarterly Loss Ever · · Score: 1

    I realize that this loss is in no way indicative of MS's demise.
    But it still had me thinking about what will happen the day that there is nothing left to do for MS except patent litigation. That won't be pretty.

  17. Re:Prior art? on Patents On Genes: Round Two · · Score: 1

    Right, isn't a lot of this stuff done by figuring out how nature does it and then artificially replicating that process? Like gene therapy via retrovirus, for instance.

    You may have a point there, but then the method or process might be patentable not the gene it self.

  18. Re:who owns the uspo? on Apple Wins Mobile Patent On Displaying Lists, Documents · · Score: 1

    Guess you ain't as old as me

    Well I wouldn't be too sure, your UID matches the number of Slashdot accounts I've registered and forgotten about rather well.
    Settle by neck beard measurement? :D

    Guess I ain't as tired as you

    No argument there, son.

  19. Re:who owns the uspo? on Apple Wins Mobile Patent On Displaying Lists, Documents · · Score: 1

    3D porn!? That sounds great!

    Sounds great, until you go to Soviet, Russia, where the 3D porn watches you!

    (Sorry for perpetrating an old tired meme, but I am old and tired)

  20. Re:wow on Torvalds Bemoans Size of RC7 For Linux Kernel 3.5 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Geez, I figured we were all past the <sarcasm> tag already.

    </sarcasm>
    Ah, there, that's better...
    If you don't close your sarcasm tags, my sarcasm parser will get messed up and my whole day gets very confusing.

  21. Earliest Americans Arrived In Waves, you say on Earliest Americans Arrived In Waves, DNA Study Finds · · Score: 1

    Earliest Americans Arrived In Waves, DNA Study Finds

    I think it would be safe to say that the Earliest Americans, arrived in the first wave. Yes?

  22. Re:In Humans on "Magnetic Cells" Isolated For First Time · · Score: 0

    Funny guy, I hold you personally responsible. Now get your ass over here and wipe the coffee of my monitor.

  23. Re:Hidden assets. on Hans Reiser Sued By Own Kids For $15 Million · · Score: 1

    try 'man clusterfsck' for more info.

    error: man page not found.
    Did you mean glusterfsck?

  24. Re:Children that sue? on Hans Reiser Sued By Own Kids For $15 Million · · Score: 5, Informative

    I wonder who really initiated the suit. Not likely the kids: what do they know about money, at that age

    The lawsuit was initiated by the children's grand mother (Nina Reisers mother) who is their legal guardian and with whom the children now live in Russia.
    I don't pretend to know anything about her motives, but I don't see anything wrong with a grand mother trying to secure her grandchildren's future. Especially after all they have been through.

  25. Re:Number one thing i want from Cyanogen on Google Releases Android 4.1 Source Code · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's essentially ALL the options and customization you didn't realize you needed, but once you've got it, you'll never go back to vanilla.

    But will my camera work?