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  1. Re:lube on The Problem With Internet Dating's Frictionless Market · · Score: 1

    I get her to make her own lube, if you know what I mean

    If they knew what you meant, this conversation would have never happened.

  2. Re:I dunno... on Ask Slashdot: Are Timed Coding Tests Valuable? · · Score: 1

    Windows-friendly one-liner (no spaces or double quotes):

    perl -e print((((($_%3)?'':'Fizz').(($_%5)?'':'Buzz'))or$_),qq{\n})for(1..100);

  3. Re:Pascal on Ask Slashdot: 2nd Spoken/Written Language For Software Developer? · · Score: 1

    Current versions of Delphi have four distinct cases of array referencing (that I can think of right now).

    List:array[3..17] of float; // static array
    VarList:array of float; // open array
    Name:String; // dynamically allocated string
    Abbrev:String[32]; // fixed max length string, also called short string

    Static arrays are declared with a range, and the range can be any enumerated type, including user defined types. Dynamic arrays are allocated on the heap at run time using the SetLength system function. These are zero based, and the index of the last element is Length-1. Dynamic strings are also heap-allocated, either with SetLength or by assignment from another string or constant. However, indexes are 1-based, and max length is limited only by available memory. You have to use the Length function on dynamic strings since there is no element zero. Short strings are declared with a max length of up to 255, stack allocated, and element zero does still store the current length.

  4. Re:Skynet on Army Tests Autonomous Black Hawk Helicopter · · Score: 1

    I remember watching it, but when I read this story, all I could think was "I for one welcome our new SkyNet overlords".

  5. Re:I can haz... on Fukushima Ocean Radiation Won't Quit · · Score: 1

    In Japan, Godzilla haz you!

  6. Re:The PC is dying claims are made every few years on The Greatest Battle of the Personal Computing Revolution Lies Ahead · · Score: 1

    A server is not a cloud.

    Nebulous marketing-speak is nebulous. The problem is that everyone who uses the term "cloud" means something slightly different by it.

  7. Re:"multiple cosmetic surgeries for his girlfriend on Verizon Tech Given 4-year Federal Prison Sentence For $4.5M Equipment Scam · · Score: 1

    Pics or it didn't happen!

  8. Re:Dang! on Look-Alike Web Sites Hoodwink Republican Donors · · Score: 4, Funny

    Looks like capepac.org is slashdotted, so I can't donate!

    Maybe their hosting is through GoDaddy.

  9. Re:Smell on Biodiesel From Sewage Sludge · · Score: 1

    I love the smell of diesel in the morning ... smells like ... victory.

  10. Re:Optimization on Ask Slashdot: How Many of You Actually Use Math? · · Score: 1

    I have previously posted a snippet. It's not ready for direct reuse, but all the required moving parts are there.

    http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=42724&start=80#p1693071

    I told my father I want to be a musician, so he bought me a blunt instrument. He gave it to me and said "Knock yourself out".

  11. Re:Optimization on Ask Slashdot: How Many of You Actually Use Math? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hear, hear.

    You don't necessarily do a lot of math as a programmer, but being able to think like a mathematician will be a great help. General problem solving involves logic and inference, in much the same way as proving theorems does. Some concepts from Discrete Math become so commonplace (decimal to bin,oct,hex,etc) that you hardly even notice them anymore, but will glaze the eyes of a non-programmer. I have also had to explain floating point evilness to more than one accountant.

    The most hard-math thing I have done recently in programming was double linear regression to project the time required for a file copy operation to complete. Some quality time with Wikipedia, a couple of pages of algebra, and a couple of days of debugging later, and I had a "time remaining" display that counts down like a clock. Take that, Windows Explorer.

  12. Re:So... on Iran Nuclear Agency Not "Thunderstruck" By Virus · · Score: 3

    Since STUXNET was designed to incorrectly calibrate centrifuges, there is a distinct possibility that the Girl's Got Rhythm.

  13. Re:Wow on Modest Proposal For Stopping Hackers: Get Them Girlfriends · · Score: 1

    Good for you. Some guy I know went to do the same thing, but ended up robbing the place and getting left there by his wife while the police were arriving. That sumbitch!

    Son, you've got a panty on yore head.

  14. Re:One word... on Options For Good (Not Expensive) Office Backbone For a Small Startup · · Score: 1

    Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better when you're done, but the frog dies.

  15. Re:As Krugman says on Confidentiality Expires For 1940 Census Records · · Score: 1

    In the long run it should work out that wealth is redistributed to those willing to take risk on new ideas.

    Keynes was right about the long run, too.

  16. Re:Starbucks! Disney World! Porno! Valium! on Kazakh Gold Medalist Is Played Borat Anthem · · Score: 1

    Just yesterday, I heard the Blind Boys of Alabama's rendition of Amazing Grace, sung to the tune of House of the Rising Sun (though as I recall, that recombination was discovered by another singer, but I've forgotten who).

    It works to the tune of the Eagles' Peaceful Easy Feeling too.

  17. Re:Gee, why not just send the police then on UK Plan Would Use CCTV To Stop Uninsured Drivers From Refueling · · Score: 1

    The real black market will be for license tags recently stolen from vehicles with paid up insurance.

  18. Re:Great, now the terrorists are controlling natur on What The DHS Is Looking For In Your Posts · · Score: 1

    "Texas Flood" by SRV

  19. Re:Free GPS receiver! on What The DHS Is Looking For In Your Posts · · Score: 1

    It's 72 virgins you insensitive clod!

    - Akmad

    Not after I'm done with them.

    Actually, its 72 Virginians.

  20. Re:Examples on What The DHS Is Looking For In Your Posts · · Score: 1

    Somebody set up us the bomb.

    For great justice.

  21. Re:uhhh. on Open Letter By Eric S. Raymond To Chris Dodd · · Score: 1

    as opposed to the people who use it and have no idea of how it works, or how it could be damaged and what the damage may do to the Internet as a whole.

    Like, say, senators?

  22. Re:OOH! SCARY STORY! on North Korea's High-Tech Counterfeit $100 Bills · · Score: 1

    And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number begins with a six-digit IIN.

  23. Re:At least they didn't make Stringer commit seppu on Kazuo Hirai To Assume CEO Position At Sony · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nope. It's the Dilbert Principle working its magic IRL. Promote the incompetent to limit the amount of damage they can do.

  24. Re:Google versus Apple on Google Working On Siri Competitor Majel · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't even have iPhone, but Apple's Siri seems much more personal. They've made it a character, your friend.

    You mean like Clippy?

  25. Re:State Of Mind on Nokia Exec: Young People Fed Up With iPhone and Android · · Score: 2

    Then Windows phones? hahahha... I dont think I've ever met someone with a windows phone.

    I know one person who has a Windows Phone. He's my boss.