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  1. Woo-hoo! I'll be RICH! on Our Moon Could Become a Planet · · Score: 1

    My 1-acre plot on the moon will then be planetary property - worth MUCH more!

    Now all I have to do is get four little green houses up there...

  2. Is there a 5-day background check? on Researcher Creates Handheld Hacking Tool · · Score: 1

    Someone at the FTC, FCC and BSA has to check for alt.2600 postings and such...?

  3. Should be easy... but... on YouTube to Offer Every Music Video Ever Created? · · Score: 1

    Music videos back in the day were freebies to promote tapes and CDs.
    Someone belatedly figured we'd pay for compilations and started going retail.

    YouTube will argue for 80s pricing and RIAA will argue for 2000s pricing.

    As great as videos were in their heyday (the 80s) today's kids will think they're about as exciting as watching bank surveillance videos compared to the bombast that's on now.

  4. Two observations... on War Declared on Caps Lock Key · · Score: 1

    A. and I thought my rants were trivialities foisted on an unsuspecting public, and
    2. so go spec one, have a mess made in Taiwan, see how they sell.

    Rather than demand this, build the better mousetrap, market the hell out of it and see what happens!

  5. I would have hoped our solar system went to 11 on IAU Proposes 3 New Planets · · Score: 1

    Plus there's already something called a pluton made of rock - it's a 'floater' in that solidifies before the rest of the molten rock.

  6. For the love of God, man! on A Gallery of Unusual Chinese Robots · · Score: 1

    Somebody get these people a Disneyland and get this out of their system!

    (guess they don't get to Hong Kong much...)

  7. hot dogs? on Skin Sensing Table Saw · · Score: 1

    OK - but every model only approaches reality - who were the beta testers?

  8. Re:It's a big world out there on Compress Wikipedia and Win AI Prize · · Score: 1

    "The belief system that explains observations initially is used to filter observations later. "

    Hoo-ray for empiricism! Which as Hume pointed out is circular reasoning.
    It does keep one from getting hit by buses, and is the driving force behind the alarm clock industry.
    So it's not a total waste, nevermind the nasty philosophical bit.

  9. Wow. We have 12 of those. on The 25 Greatest PCs of All Time · · Score: 4, Funny

    In our closet^H^H^H^H^H^H new museum.

  10. Ah. Another Dvorak-In-Training article. on Dangerous Apple Power Adapters? · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was under that recall - it went fine. I'm on my 5th Apple notebook (Duo, 1400, 1400, iBookG3, iBookG4, 9 adapters total) and have had exactly one problem - a recall on the spare black brick adapter for a 1400 that got me a yo-yo style that works to this day with the Madsonline gap adapter. Even my Duo duck-head adapter still powers my iBook in the same fashion.

  11. Sorry, no equivilant. Good for Apple on Apple's Leopard Strategy to Kill Microsoft and Dell? · · Score: 1

    Dell has a $485 laptop. With a 1.6 Celeron. And a 4-cell battery. And XP Home. Will ship ten days from now.
    Please.
    No one here would tolerate this machine for more than three days.
    No one here would recommend it for anyone they don't want to hear from a week later and every week after that.

  12. You only get this joke if yer from New England... on Cray Wins $52 Million Supercomputer Contract · · Score: 5, Informative

    H. P. Hood is a beloved ages old dairy company that started outside Boston.
    They had giant milk bottle ice cream stands, one stood outside the old Computer Museum on Congress St.
    No slight intended concerning ethnic neighborhoods.

  13. Jeez... on Has Steve Jobs Lost His Magic? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Steve's finally delegating.
    Apple's showing the developers what matters to them.
    Run for your lives!

  14. (tapping foot) on Apple Announces New Open Source Efforts · · Score: 4, Insightful

    OK - let's see the rush of support for Apple that's roughly equal to the bashing they took when Intel XNU source went dark.

  15. Brace for impact... on Matt Damon as Kirk in Star Trek XI? · · Score: 1

    I'll shortcut it for you and let you know that like I did, you should shortly be getting a barrage of messages from /.-ers letting you, silly boy, know that Firefly / Serenity wasn't science fiction, it was a really just a western with rockets. (And don't bother suggesting TOS was a cruise night with phasers - you'll get nowhere.)

  16. Wake me when it's trivial and about the mac. on Less Than a Minute to Hijack a MacBook's Wireless · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So these guys take a third party USB wireless card,
    on a MacBook of unknown status,
    connecting to a specially scripted AP,
    and get owner privileges.

    Cuz this happens any time you use a Mac.

    Oh, and thanks guys for the admonition about proper testing. We'll have to write that one down.
    And for pointing out that wireless means there are no wires and you can sit in other chairs.

  17. On that sci-fi thread... on Stephen Colbert Wikipedia Prank Backfires · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's an argument for some sort of flagging system in wikipedia that would differentiate between fact, fiction, speculation, opinion, etc. For instance, look up something like "Jedi".

    First, there's no disambiguation - since JEDI is also an acronym for the Joint Expeditionary Digital Information system and for the Joint Enterprise DoDIIS Infrastructure you would think that there's be mention of something besides the fiction. According to Wikipedia, the only Jedi is the fake one.

    Second, sometime after the first reference to fictional characters, the article goes into full authoritative mode with passages like "The Force is an incorporeal energy field that is generated by all living organisms and permeates the universe and all things within." If you skimmed over that whole fictional reference, you're in trouble. That section ends with "This life-force is known in China as qi or chi; in India, prana and in Japan as Ki. A belief in a life-force is most commonly seen in the East, practised by Buddhists, Taoists, Confucianists, and Hindus." Terrific. A billion or so people just got told that their beliefs are equated with George Lucas' fantasies.

    This is also part of a larger problem with the inability of a (larger than you'd hope) portion of the general public to distinguish between fact and fiction. I teach science. For nearly a school year, back in 1986, nearly every lesson on biology that mentioned the brain brought up a question about this brain transplant that they saw on TV and it was so cool - how did they do that? This all came from one fictional made-for-tv movie about a brain transplant called "Who Is Julia?" I got more questions about that than I did about the real events that same year at Chernobyl.

    Third, as a reflection of our culture, it's way out of whack with what we hold important.
    The Jedi entry prints out at 17 pages.
    Stephen Hawking's is 6.

  18. In my defense... on Microsoft Encouraging OEMs to Beautify Computers · · Score: 1

    I took two years of French, then two of Spanish, then two of Latin, one of Italian and another year of Spanish.
    I can say "window" four ways, but I can't remember which is which language.

  19. I believe the words you're looking for are... on Microsoft Encouraging OEMs to Beautify Computers · · Score: 1

    "je ne sais qua"

    we would have known what you meant. Most of us are multilingual with *spoken* lanugages, too.

  20. Delve into the downfall of the Jedi? on Fan-created Star Wars Spinoff in The Works · · Score: 1

    How much more elucidation is needed? Didn't we see all but a couple (and and the infants) slaughtered in about a long lunch break's time?

  21. It fills some important gaps... on Digital Replicas May Change Games and Film · · Score: 1

    Steve's company already does motion capture (MOVA) this gets closer to getting faces right - as good as the body mocap was in Polar, convincingly accurate expression on the faces were sorely missing - this gets you closer to capturing faces and getting a more complete model accurate to motion. If you watch the most recent Robota trailer, they even went to video on the female character to keep it as realistic as possible for the trailer. It can be seen as an attempt at a leap across the uncanny valley.

  22. Re:I blame Ted Stevens. on Outsourced Call Centers Losing Feasibility? · · Score: 1

    the piano smasher is actually a midi device - the piano goes out of tune within minutes of hitting it...

  23. Re:I blame Ted Stevens. on Outsourced Call Centers Losing Feasibility? · · Score: 1

    um, i meant switch as in network switch (which would be a lot of valves), and the men covered in blue refers to the Blue Man Group - performance artists who make amazing things from simple PVC pipe.

  24. I blame Ted Stevens. on Outsourced Call Centers Losing Feasibility? · · Score: 1

    Ever since he gave away our state secret about using big tubes to move information, the PVC market has gone nuts.
    Do you have any idea how much schedule 40 pipe it takes to get those calls to India and back?
    Never mind how much the techs charge for setting up tube switches - three guys covered in blue paint don't come cheap, you know.

  25. I especially like the one... on Leopard Fake Screenshot Contest Winners Announced · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... with the animated smoke pouring from the phillryu server mounted on the desktop.
    Oh, that's *real*?
    Oops.