1. To a woman? I raise the bullcrap flag on this one.
1. Here, I'll prove it: I no longer go out of my way for sex.
2. And what mall parking lot did you steal him/her from? I think the authorities are still looking for you.
2. No, it's true. You could do it too if you would just quit wasting your juice in your socks.
3. So you're not a pear-shaped nerd - you're an asparagus-shaped one. That doesn't make you any better looking.
3. Did you mean to go to the ESPN forums and got confused? It's cool, I'm sure you're one of the supermodel's that post here between tapings of your two careers, the NFL and American Gladiators, right?
4. Climbing stone steps isn't rock climbing. At 160lbs you're probably still just lifting the bar - right? And you run? I'll bet you do - when you're husband gets drunk.
4. Climbing stone steps? WTF? You were funny up until now, what happened?
5. Yeah right - you're recompiling kernel 2.4.5.1.24.32.6.2 (the MAYBE-MY-SOUNDCARD-WILL-WORK-NOW!! tree).
Sigh, from now on, base your jokes on some truth, if only just a smidgeon. I said to read my previous posts, and you obviously didn't. You chose to make a joke which doesn't fit me in anyway, and you would've known that with just a few simple mouse clicks. You got lazy, Billy, and it's pretty damn sad.
1. I am married. 2. I have a child. 3. I'm 6'0" and 160lbs 4. I rock climb, run, and lift 5. I am considered by many on this forum to be the strongest MS supporter on this forum. Go through my posts and read for yourself. I DO NOT use linux, never have, never will.
So WHO THE FUCK was your reply meant for, because it sure as hell wasn't meant for me.
We're all dorks here, newb. If you're not then you're in the wrong damn forum. Now, while I'm sure you'll me anime's some stupid shit and turn the TV to "jackass", you should be aware that a great many people on this site enjoy it, some more than others. And while you can recommend shooting fans of anime and once sentence, then speak of being normal and well-balanced, I rest confidently in the fact that you were probably the bully in high school, and are now busting your ass to finish my pool before the first frost.
What makes them "retared"? Most people I know that dislike anime can't get halfway through Ghost in the Shell without getting lost(every time at the same part, when she see's herself eating from the train). I don't like cheesy anime either, but their are some truly genius writers and directors out there. Please don't think shit like Dragonball is the anime standard, because it's not.
If you want to watch a few flicks that might change your mind, get "Ghost in the Shell", "Akira", or "Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust". Hell, if you just want the story, read the Robotech novels, they're truly awesome books.
I was pretty damn sure that nein meant no. When Mr. Burns married Marges mother, the groom side was Barney and an old guy in aWorld War 1 German officer uniform. Barney told him "down in front, and he replied 'NEIN!'".
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It's not a troll. Don't think because I have a varying opinion on something that I'm just some asshole looking to start some shit.
As for your belief, business, the one's spending the BIG cash, do have to buy their software, and they still buy Microsoft products, so I can't agree with that belief.
They're open about it? It's not the official vulnerability page yet. Man, they're so honest, when does the honesty end? I'm up to my ass in honesty over here.
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I get so tired of the Microsoft VS. Linux arguement. I really don't know what the big deal is. I run Windows 2000 at home. I've yet to have systems crash yet with it. I'm almost to 4 months uptime. It runs all the software I want without lame ports, emulation, or cheesy rip-offs. It found all my hardware when I booted up and uses it to its full potential. With the exception of graphics drivers, I can update peripheral without having to reboot. I can switch network settings as will without having to reboot.
My experiences with Linux, however, have been hellish nightmares:
Debian: Nice system, install ridiculously and overly difficult. SuSE: First boot up I had 4 arrow icons for my mouse flying everywhere. SuSE guys next to me that had sworn by it shrugged and went back to Tux Racer. Redhat: Can't push X past 800x600, resulting in icons the size of quarters. Keep in mind I have a geforce3.
Now, the majority of you will go you "you could've fixed this and that by editing this and changing that and rewriting these 30 lines of code yatta yatta yatta" but who gives a fuck. It's a computer. It's supposed to make my life A: Easier or B: More Fun.
Until the day when Linux supports any and every piece of hardware the day it's released, the installations can be done my grandma, and all software hits store shelves in both Windows and Linux version on the same day, Linux will never be a contender for the desktop market.
Reply to this, don't mod it down because you don't agree. If you really think you're right, you'll be able to prove it.
Sometime in 83 the final reached $25 dollars, and was turned over to a collection agency. Your credit has now been getting anally raped for 19 years and now you're at the point where you wouldn't qualify for a Bic Mac and fries.
I think the temptation would be too great. Greed is a powerful thing, and perhaps that big score was just too hard to resist.
On a side note, their are so many Office Space jokes running through my head right now that they're getting stuck, like two fat guys trying to go through an open door at the same time.
Stick around for the 10 o'clock show, it's friggin awesome. They do this magic routine where they turn software pirating into a grass roots political movement. If you thought David Copperfield making the Statue of Liberty disappear was the shit, you haven't seen a damned thing yet.
And for comedy, they can't be beat. I'm fully aware now that the anti-dmca/palladium rants on this board will someday be used in court the HELP the cases of pro-dmca lawyers.
Heh, I was thinking about old side scrollers and I remembered some old Mickey Mouse side scroller for the NES that was the fucking shit. I'll have to try to find a rom of that.
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1. To a woman? I raise the bullcrap flag on this one.
1. Here, I'll prove it: I no longer go out of my way for sex.
2. And what mall parking lot did you steal him/her from? I think the authorities are still looking for you.
2. No, it's true. You could do it too if you would just quit wasting your juice in your socks.
3. So you're not a pear-shaped nerd - you're an asparagus-shaped one. That doesn't make you any better looking.
3. Did you mean to go to the ESPN forums and got confused? It's cool, I'm sure you're one of the supermodel's that post here between tapings of your two careers, the NFL and American Gladiators, right?
4. Climbing stone steps isn't rock climbing. At 160lbs you're probably still just lifting the bar - right? And you run? I'll bet you do - when you're husband gets drunk.
4. Climbing stone steps? WTF? You were funny up until now, what happened?
5. Yeah right - you're recompiling kernel 2.4.5.1.24.32.6.2 (the MAYBE-MY-SOUNDCARD-WILL-WORK-NOW!! tree).
Sigh, from now on, base your jokes on some truth, if only just a smidgeon. I said to read my previous posts, and you obviously didn't. You chose to make a joke which doesn't fit me in anyway, and you would've known that with just a few simple mouse clicks. You got lazy, Billy, and it's pretty damn sad.
WTF? Boobs? Oh, that's some sick shit man, you gotta have that looked at.
God damn that little troll got me. Alright, no more replies, must not feed them.
Oooh, I'm going tear you the fuck up now:
1. I am married.
2. I have a child.
3. I'm 6'0" and 160lbs
4. I rock climb, run, and lift
5. I am considered by many on this forum to be the strongest MS supporter on this forum. Go through my posts and read for yourself. I DO NOT use linux, never have, never will.
So WHO THE FUCK was your reply meant for, because it sure as hell wasn't meant for me.
We're all dorks here, newb. If you're not then you're in the wrong damn forum. Now, while I'm sure you'll me anime's some stupid shit and turn the TV to "jackass", you should be aware that a great many people on this site enjoy it, some more than others. And while you can recommend shooting fans of anime and once sentence, then speak of being normal and well-balanced, I rest confidently in the fact that you were probably the bully in high school, and are now busting your ass to finish my pool before the first frost.
What makes them "retared"? Most people I know that dislike anime can't get halfway through Ghost in the Shell without getting lost(every time at the same part, when she see's herself eating from the train). I don't like cheesy anime either, but their are some truly genius writers and directors out there. Please don't think shit like Dragonball is the anime standard, because it's not.
If you want to watch a few flicks that might change your mind, get "Ghost in the Shell", "Akira", or "Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust". Hell, if you just want the story, read the Robotech novels, they're truly awesome books.
Tell your big bro he better start posting my Photoshop Friday submittions or heads will roll.
200 more an hour and this would be the 1337est meteor shower ever.
Actualy, it does have meaning, it's Homer's brain not able to decide between "damnit" and "oh crap".
You haven't lived until you can say you played Oregon Trail in elementary school.
I was pretty damn sure that nein meant no. When Mr. Burns married Marges mother, the groom side was Barney and an old guy in aWorld War 1 German officer uniform. Barney told him "down in front, and he replied 'NEIN!'".
It's not a troll. Don't think because I have a varying opinion on something that I'm just some asshole looking to start some shit.
As for your belief, business, the one's spending the BIG cash, do have to buy their software, and they still buy Microsoft products, so I can't agree with that belief.
They're open about it? It's not the official vulnerability page yet. Man, they're so honest, when does the honesty end? I'm up to my ass in honesty over here.
I get so tired of the Microsoft VS. Linux arguement. I really don't know what the big deal is. I run Windows 2000 at home. I've yet to have systems crash yet with it. I'm almost to 4 months uptime. It runs all the software I want without lame ports, emulation, or cheesy rip-offs. It found all my hardware when I booted up and uses it to its full potential. With the exception of graphics drivers, I can update peripheral without having to reboot. I can switch network settings as will without having to reboot.
My experiences with Linux, however, have been hellish nightmares:
Debian: Nice system, install ridiculously and overly difficult.
SuSE: First boot up I had 4 arrow icons for my mouse flying everywhere. SuSE guys next to me that had sworn by it shrugged and went back to Tux Racer.
Redhat: Can't push X past 800x600, resulting in icons the size of quarters. Keep in mind I have a geforce3.
Now, the majority of you will go you "you could've fixed this and that by editing this and changing that and rewriting these 30 lines of code yatta yatta yatta" but who gives a fuck. It's a computer. It's supposed to make my life A: Easier or B: More Fun.
Until the day when Linux supports any and every piece of hardware the day it's released, the installations can be done my grandma, and all software hits store shelves in both Windows and Linux version on the same day, Linux will never be a contender for the desktop market.
Reply to this, don't mod it down because you don't agree. If you really think you're right, you'll be able to prove it.
Intel releases a hyperthreading 3.06GHZ mid-November. Granted, 3.06 isn't "high-end 3GHZ" but they are out.
Sometime in 83 the final reached $25 dollars, and was turned over to a collection agency. Your credit has now been getting anally raped for 19 years and now you're at the point where you wouldn't qualify for a Bic Mac and fries.
Where are the Cheetos?!
For hacking related contests, all prizes should fall into the "Pieces of a Ma-Bell truck" category and the "Carolyn Meinell's severed head" category.
Shell replacements for Windows: Because getting Enlightenment to run for *nix is a bitch.
Put the ftp behind a firewall and make them vpn in. What's the problem?
I think the temptation would be too great. Greed is a powerful thing, and perhaps that big score was just too hard to resist.
On a side note, their are so many Office Space jokes running through my head right now that they're getting stuck, like two fat guys trying to go through an open door at the same time.
"It's an untruthatude!"
"Oh, is that like a falsisity?"
"Yes, your honor."
"Oh, now I understandify."
Maybe it's a Halloween/Zombie thing.
Dad, You killed the zombie Flanders! He was a zombie?
Stick around for the 10 o'clock show, it's friggin awesome. They do this magic routine where they turn software pirating into a grass roots political movement. If you thought David Copperfield making the Statue of Liberty disappear was the shit, you haven't seen a damned thing yet.
And for comedy, they can't be beat. I'm fully aware now that the anti-dmca/palladium rants on this board will someday be used in court the HELP the cases of pro-dmca lawyers.
Heh, I was thinking about old side scrollers and I remembered some old Mickey Mouse side scroller for the NES that was the fucking shit. I'll have to try to find a rom of that.