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  1. Re:...wha? on Black Ops of TCP/IP: Paketto Keiretsu 1.0 Release · · Score: 4, Funny

    Roughly translated it means they have all 3 CCIE's and get money thrown at them.

  2. Uhhh.. on Meet The Leonids · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...at the Marshall Space Flight Center (MSFC) in Huntsville, Alabama.

    "Uh..oh, I did it wrong again. "Break one-nine." Houston! It's dark as crap up here. Ed's done busted out the capsule window trying to hit a satelite with a beer bottle and you need to instruct us on unclogging the toilet because they ate all the freeze-dried chili and they're tore up something fierce.

  3. Re:still fails.. on Real PDA Wristwatch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because it looks nice written on the packaging.

  4. Re:still fails.. on Real PDA Wristwatch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most people don't recognize the difference between "water-resistant" and "water-proof" when they buy a watch. Water-resistant means that it can survive the shower. If your watch is truly water-proof, then odds are it's a dive watch, and you're going to be spending some bucks.

  5. Uhhh.. on Real PDA Wristwatch · · Score: 2

    Yes, because your current Palm OS device is a massive, unruly behemoth of a machine, right? I thought we were all in agreement that the wearable, smaller and smaller computing equipment was a weird and dying trend. Hell, I think the screen on my Visor is too small, now it's a watch?

  6. Re:Obligatory Simpson's reference. on Klaus Knopper, Creator of Knoppix Talks to DistroWatch · · Score: 2

    Your list of complaints are WAY to specific for me to believe that you yourself are not plagued by these exact conditions. I also believe at one point you offered me a job at Home Depot, which while nice, I'm going to have to take a pass.

    You also used the word "buggery" which, as any American knows, is a word of the infamous brits, which I can't really hold against you. That curse was more of a "higher-power" type of fuck-over. I can always get a better job, but you'll always have just that one tooth.

    Oh, and you seem quite obsessed with gay and animal fetishes. When you use them once, they're funny. When your reply looks like a 2 page essay advocating them, I'm going to have to call a spade a spade(a fag a fag).

    Ya did good chester, but your insults were so specific it read like your autobiography, not like a troll. For that, I'm going to give you a C-. Remember, the gay shit only insults high school kids too nervous to take their drawers off in phys. ed. It's along the same lines as "your mom" jokes, which haven't bothered anyone past 7th or 8th grade. Keep the faith though man, their's got to be someone around here you can rip on.

  7. Re:Obligatory Simpson's reference. on Klaus Knopper, Creator of Knoppix Talks to DistroWatch · · Score: 2

    If by "winning" you mean making folks like you laugh, then on this site even when I win, I lose.

  8. Obligatory Simpson's reference. on Klaus Knopper, Creator of Knoppix Talks to DistroWatch · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Krusty's Komedy Korner.

  9. Times change on Ask William Shatner · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mr. Shatner,

    Do you ever look back on your show with regard to how your character treated women and find it offensive? Kirk boinked anything with 2 legs and a pretty face, often pursuing them in a cave man-like fashion.

    And if you didn't find it offensive, do you think you're cursed to have been born way too early and not had your chance to lay the kirk-mack down on 7 of 9? Hell, cursed my ass, God singled you out for that heinous joke.

  10. Re:What about weapon uses? on Radio Waves Employed in Space Construction · · Score: 2

    "The earthlings have won; we were no match for their board-with-a-nail-in-it. But they will continue to make bigger and bigger boards until they make a board so big it will destroy all of them!"

  11. Re:First Post! on Radio Waves Employed in Space Construction · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'd like to give a shout out to all my sci-fi peeps.

  12. Re:Because Linux is not a Desktop OS on What's Keeping You On Windows? · · Score: 2

    I couldn't agree more. An OS is merely a medium for applications to run. Linux just flat out doesn't have the software backing that Windows does. Keep in mind when I say software I mean well-funded, professional developed applications and games. A 15 year old fat-kid hiding away in his closet plinking out a Linux based Excel clone doesn't count as the "Linux equivalent of Excel". As for games, not even a contest, obviously. I still laugh my ass off when someone loads the Gnome games and uses them as an example of how Linux has come a long way with its games. I actually almost weep it's so sad. I would love to see Linux come into its own..but it's going to happen when truely professional software companies jump on the bandwagon, not guys on sourceforge.

  13. Pricewatch on Intel Releases "Fastest Chip Ever" · · Score: 2

    Pricewatch just through the mobo's up. I think I'll get the 1.5ghz chip inside one of the mobo's and that way then the 3.0ghz chips come down, I can afford one.

  14. Re:Monorail!? on Slashback: Mutuality, Transport, Spyware · · Score: 1

    I call the big one Bitey.

  15. Re:Negligible? on FCC Clears Comcast Purchase Of AT&T Broadband · · Score: 2

    Cox has a guarantee that provided the site can support it, you'll always get 3MB down/256k up, barring outages.

  16. Re:Negligible? on FCC Clears Comcast Purchase Of AT&T Broadband · · Score: 2

    What speeds do you get for that price? I'm on Cox and getting 3MB Down/256K Up for I think just under $50 a month, and I'm happy. I truly think it's worth that much.

  17. Re:Hello? It's only when confidential info is leak on CA Law Demands Public Disclosure Of Break-Ins · · Score: 2

    What's funny/scary is that someone used your card to buy a wife, opium, or a suitcase nuke..possibly all 3 depending on your limit.

  18. Re:The bigger picture on CA Law Demands Public Disclosure Of Break-Ins · · Score: 2

    You don't get rich by investing 50k here or 75k there. You do it with the multi-million dollar deals. And the first thing my firm is going to believe is their computers.

  19. Re:Why? on CA Law Demands Public Disclosure Of Break-Ins · · Score: 2

    Yeah, but if you were storing bundles of cash at some guys house you'd like to know if his house got broken into, right? Your example is flawed because most homes don't contain high amounts of money from the neighbors under the supposed protection of the homeowner, do they?

  20. The bigger picture on CA Law Demands Public Disclosure Of Break-Ins · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What does this law have to do with sticking up for the little guy? If a company that I have a stake in, ESPECIALLY if that stake is a good amount of money, I want to know if they're getting owned. If my investments aren't safe, I have a right to know. Granted, most financial institutions are federally insured, but that won't help me if Bob Hacker over here can make it look like I never invested in the first place. The matter is A LOT more of problem if I'm highly wealthy, in which case I'm SOL on any amount higher than 100k.

    All in all, they have an obligation to tell the world, not just for their current customers, but to let potential future customers aware of the situation so that they can make sound, informed financial decisions.

  21. Re:Anyone want to guess? on NSA Approves First 802.11b Product for Secret Data · · Score: 2

    You sure are uppity for someone that eats bugs all day.

  22. Re:In other news on ADV Confirms Cable Anime Channel · · Score: 2

    Yeah, but only to protect my rights to buy girl-on-girl porn.

  23. Re:Oh Great..... on Embedding Data Signals In White Noise · · Score: 2

    "Must..eat..at..Joes!"

  24. Re:In other news on ADV Confirms Cable Anime Channel · · Score: 2

    Hey man, I'm 1.5 hours away from my 4 day weekend. Servers are up, backups are good to go and I aint got shit to do. Feeding trolls cures the boredom blues.

  25. Re:In other news on ADV Confirms Cable Anime Channel · · Score: 2

    My god fool, you're getting fucking stupider by the minutes, it's some amazing shit. For 1-5, you're not even clever anymore. Sex between 2 men? Is that the best you can do?

    As for the links.

    1. I have run Linux. I have to use something before I say I don't like it.
    2. That's a scene from a Saturday Night Live.
    3. Office Space? Yeah, only Linux users watch that movie. My friend, uses Windows, his eyes exploded after watching Office Space for 5 minutes.
    4. Firewall and VPN? Man, that's some linux only shit right there. If you're trying to say I'm nerd because I know about things like that, then I'm convinced you have no idea where you are.
    5. And this one. How stupid are you? I'm ragging on a popular Linux browser and somehow I'm a died in the wool linux geek. Yeah, ok.

    I know you're just trolling, and that's cool. But you're bad at it man, you need to give it up. A good troll is someone that does it so well no one else even know's he's trolling in the first place. Guess it's back to the lab again, huh?