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  1. Re:It's too much to discourage anyone. on Facebook Wins $873 Million Lawsuit Against Spammer · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just think we need to be pragmatic about what a punishment is. If we want it to be something that puts other people off doing the same thing then we could think up something better.

    How about a drop of blood? That's all, just one drop of blood.

    ...per delivery.

  2. Re:telegram? telegram? on Where Have All the Pagers Gone? · · Score: 1

    And why can't I find a decent telegraph office for my telegrams? Where have all the telegrams gone?

    We let them go for a song.

  3. Re:Move over Moore. Gates' Law ... Updated. on One Third of New PCs Downgraded To XP? · · Score: 1

    No no no, my friend: you must get the new 640GT: more aerodynamic.

    Besides, nobody will ever need more than a 640GT.

  4. Re:"So what?" on NASA Announces Water Found On Mars · · Score: 1

    You have to be seriously ignorant to not see the benefit of the space program.

    Ever used a cordless power tool? A smoke detector? Modern water filtration? Infrared thermometer? Edible toothpaste (this one is now used for baby toothpaste and we probably all used it as babies)? Composite forceps in the delivery room? Global communications?

    Dude! You forgot Velcro!

  5. Re:Photographic and tactile memory on Expensive Books Inspire P2P Textbook Downloads · · Score: 1

    The physical association can be translated to digital, especially if some thought is given to it. For example, what about a reader that applies a slight hue to the pages; eg as you get further into a chapter the pages become more red...

    This is a good metaphor, since it's already true of books in any medium, including paper: As you get further into it, it becomes more and more read.

  6. Re:opera is faster on Firefox 3 Release On Tuesday · · Score: 1

    FireFox is modular. Modular app would be always slower and consume more memory. Actually, Firefox uses less memory than Safari and IE combined.
  7. Re:pgp on a dvd or flash drive on How Would You Prefer To Send Sensitive Data? · · Score: 1

    unless the data set is so large that the answer is pgp on an external hard drive shipped by fedex.

    and send the password by a SEPERATE CHANNEL.

    I prefer to send the key by TELEPHONE -- spoken, but that's up to you. Also, make sure you send the telephone by FedEx.
  8. Re:Not trying to defend Jack on Judge Recommends Guilty Verdict for Jack Thompson · · Score: 1

    I don't think the bar association had any major issues with the lawsuits themselves. There are all sorts of lawyers out there, but as a lawyer he has to follow the professional code of conduct. The things he accused of doing:

    1. making false statements to tribunals (perjury)
    2. disparaging and humiliating litigants and other lawyers (professional misconduct)
    3. improperly practicing law outside of Florida (professional misconduct)
    So in other words, the problem isn't that he drew a penis but that he colored outside the lines.
  9. Re:Microcalypse Now on Microsoft Office 2007 to Support ODF - But Not OOXML · · Score: 1

    I still want to see the CEO get shackled.

  10. Re:A hearty welcome to our latest new member on The Most Annoying Software Out There · · Score: 1

    E.g., Dreamweaver, the only application I've found so far to be completely unmanageable with radmind, thanks to these assholes? Macrovision?? Don't you mean Macromedia?
  11. Re:A hearty welcome to our latest new member on The Most Annoying Software Out There · · Score: 1

    Welcome elrous0, to the 'what were they thinking? anti-software fan club'

    Here we will help you commiserate as you belch out the pains brought to you by software. Fixed.

    And welcome... seriously.
  12. Re:Web advertising on Microsoft Circles Back to Yahoo With New Offer · · Score: 1

    if you sell gloves that are missing the middle finger on one hand (for people who've lost that finger), you could theoretically dial in your adwords to catch that person. Do you start all your conversations this way?
  13. Not good for criminals on Using Tire Pressure Sensors To Spy On Cars · · Score: 2, Funny

    My main concern is that some hacker kid is going to break into the traffic management network and use their monitoring systems to analyze the tire pressure on my trucks to figure out which ones are decoys and which one actually has the gold in it, at which point by manipulating the traffic signals he'll coerce it over to the right spot and blow up the street out from underneath it so it drops underground, where thieves are waiting to steal the gold.

  14. POS on Photoshop Express Terms of Use Cause Stir, Will Be Revised · · Score: 1

    And why not Photoshop Online Storage? Same reason they didn't name the back-end 'Adobe Storage System'.
  15. It will take 76 seconds! on Carmack Speaks On Ray Tracing, Future id Engines · · Score: 1

    the original Wolfenstein was the most highly optimized game I'd ever played. I still remember thinking it wouldn't run on my slow-ass computer The original Wolfenstein? What kind of box did you have, a VIC-20?
  16. Re:It is their phone on iPhone SDK Rules Block Skype, Firefox, Java ... · · Score: 1

    The worst I've ever seen is Sun's "do not use this in a nuclear reactor" bit Thank you so much for reminding me... I got so fed up when I read that part that I decided to just give up on the whole thing and sold off my nuclear reactor.
  17. Re:Open letter to eBay on Scientology Given Direct Access To eBay Database · · Score: 1

    Dear eBay,
    Get some balls. Maybe they could buy some used.
  18. Been there, done that; not exciting on Zvents Releases Open Source Cluster Database Based on Google · · Score: 1

    Can we do a distributed search engine with it? Google@home would be sooo cool. I'm afraid that's been done before, and it didn't work out so well, and may have always been a bad idea in the first place.
  19. Re:Corporate mouthpiece on Antivirus Inventor Says Security Pros Are Wasting Time · · Score: 1

    they're now moving towards "Hey, we did the best we could; all those *old* virus's/virii(+) are *definitely not getting through".

    (+) And with this, I hope to equally annoy the grammar and spelling nazis out there. You mean by using a plus sign instead of an asterisk?
  20. Re:This is a great idea on Time-Warner Considers Per-Gigabyte Service Fee, After iTunes · · Score: 1

    With the US so far behind the rest of the world already, it's time to just give up competing all together. I first read this as "time to just give up computing".
  21. Rumpelstiltskin?? on Best Presidential Candidate, Democrats · · Score: 1

    The bad news: You slept a LONG TIME, Rumplestiltskin - Richard Nixon is president. I think you mean Rip Van Winkle.
  22. Canonical meaning on Internet Censorship's First Death Sentence? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    deranged, rabid, paranoid occupants eyeing each other's "neighbours" through squinted eyes... while looking for a slightest sign of "aggression" so that they can open up with their canons Oh, they already do that. They're called 'fundamentalists'.
  23. Literally? on Internet Censorship's First Death Sentence? · · Score: 1

    That is why democracy fails. It is literally two wolves and one lamb voting on what is for dinner. I assume you mean 'literally' in the metaphorical sense.
  24. What would you do... on TiVO Patent Upheld, Dish May Have to Disable DVR · · Score: 1

    Freedom is not free
    Of course not. Everyone knows freedom costs $1.05.

    To address your point: I think very few people believe that inventors (and artists) shouldn't be rewarded for their contributions. But many would agree that the current mechanisms in place for ensuring distribution of those rewards are not only faulty, but maliciously constructed in the first place, and frequently abused.
  25. Re:Oh noes, teh pollutions. on How One Clumsy Ship Caused A Major Net Outtage · · Score: 1

    Think of all the 1's and 0's flowing into the ocean right now?!
    Good thing it's not token ring.