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The Most Annoying Software Out There

superglaze writes "ZDNet UK has a very entertaining round-up of the most annoying software out there, and everything from RealPlayer and Adobe Reader to Java and Norton Antivirus gets a kicking. 'The internet has brought us many joys. It's rewritten the rules of business and pleasure. And pain. For it allows what may have seemed like bright ideas at the time ('let's use it to make sure our customers have the latest software', for example) to turn into a stinking pit of misery — usually, but by no means always, after marketing gets its fangs in.'"

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  1. Print Version (and my Apple woes) by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Print Version (unless you want to click through about 10 pages)

    And I agree with most of these, particularly Apple. I recently spent several hours trying to remove Quicktime from my system and replace it with Quicktime alternative. I had to go in and hand edit the registry. The damn program was incidious about wriggling it's way back into my system tray and running processes if every single reference to it wasn't removed from the registry. That will be the last piece of Apple software I ever install on my system.

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    1. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Informative

      Worse than that, actually. If you try to delete qttray.exe, the quicklauncher app that sits in the task tray and eats up memory for no other reason than giving QT a minor boost on startup, the quicktime application will detect this on system reboot (because it is registered as a startup application) and recreate the qttray.exe executable file from a stored version somewhere in its own bowels.

      That's right. If you delete qttray, Quicktime opens its maw and barfs up a new version of it. Then it turns it on and puts it back in the task tray.

    2. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by RetroGeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I recently spent several hours trying to remove Quicktime from my system and replace it with Quicktime alternative. I had to go in and hand edit the registry.

      You should try to remove Norton virus checker. It has pieces of itself everywhere, and it over writes Windows system files with its own.

      So you get a brand new machine, and during the first login, the Norton installer runs. You have NO choice in this. Some deal was reached between the machine distributor and Norton, and that is just the way it is.

      If you make a mistake, the entire Windows system goes sideways. We alway do an image FIRST, then try to remove it. That way if something blows up you have a fallback. Then we make an image for the rest of the same type of machine, and we re-image every new one that comes in the door.

      Hey Norton: go stuff it!
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    3. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Ollabelle · · Score: 3, Informative

      So don't delete it. Just run msconfig.exe and disable it.

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    4. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by tha_mink · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, and the Safari "update". If I wanted yet *another* browser, I'd have installed it myself. Don't include it as a quicktime update. WTF? Seriously apple, WTF?

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    5. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why should I change my usage? They're the ones that suck.

    6. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by carpe_noctem · · Score: 5, Insightful

      (unless you want to click through about 10 pages)

      I hope I'm not the only one struck by the irony of this article formatting given that this it is criticizing bad UI design...

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    7. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by AndrewNeo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is a very good example of why I just reinstall with a normal Windows CD instead of the retail version. I even have an OEM version of XP handy so I don't get the junk from a 'restore' CD.

    8. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Keruo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Removing Norton is simple, it just takes few steps.

      Just open Start->Settings->Control Panel->Add or remove programs and uninstall it. Reboot.
      If the install asks for password, the password is symantec.
      After reboot uninstall Live-Update, also from control panel. Reboot.
      Then download norton removal tool and run it to make sure it's gone.

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    9. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So don't delete it. Just run msconfig.exe and disable it. Next time it runs, it puts itself right back in there.
    10. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by ruffled · · Score: 1

      at least you can remove it, Windows Media Player 11 is infused into Windows Vista, making it impossible to remove. It doesnt make any rational sense to fully force a media application (software), onto an operating system.

    11. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by pnewhook · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because you're doing it wrong??

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    12. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by nmb3000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Then download norton removal tool and run it to make sure it's gone.

      What irritates me is why the hell do they have an uninstaller if it, you know, doesn't uninstall the damn thing? I suppose if they're going to put removal tools for viruses on their site they may as well include one for their own "products".

      The only people who write worse (un)installers than Symantec is Adobe. I truly think they have nothing but brain-dead chimps on their install team.

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    13. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by gaspyy · · Score: 4, Informative

      No - if you disable it instead of deleting the entry, it'll stay away.

      It's the first thing I do after installing stuff - disabling stupid startup items.

    14. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Midnight+Voyager · · Score: 1

      That's fine and all, but older versions of Norton did not have this tool. They just screwed over your entire system, requiring you to reformat if you wanted ANY virus protection AT ALL.

    15. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by FredFredrickson · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're right, that is simple.

      I work in computer repair, and on more than just a few occasions, the actual uninstaller for norton doesn't work. In fact, it takes very little effort to get a copy of norton to stop functioning properly. The security center will warn that certain parts of the software aren't working properly- and when you try to fix it, they just don't work. So then you try to uninstall it, and it comes up with an error.

      So, I'd like to correct your few steps:

      Step 1. Run the Norton Removal Tool. Don't waste your time with any of the other steps.

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    16. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by toleraen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure, sure, and I'm guessing there was nothing wrong with your usage until that piece of trash program started winning CODiE awards?

    17. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by M0pper · · Score: 1

      Things like QT and Norton and whatever junk comes preinstalled on new machines are the reason that I always completely format each drive in any new system that I acquire. I did not pay to get a system stuffed with crap that I don't need. I especially hate those trials they tend to install, like 60 days free Norton Antivirus. So I just format it all, this way I get a nice, clean install with only the software that I choose. I'm looking forward to the day where new systems will be delivered with an empty disk and a bunch of installer CD's, if that day will ever come.

    18. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Want to know WTF? What if you DONT want to register their software.. Final Cut pro suite. I have to do the mac equivalent of registry hacking to turn off those stupid "register now?" dialogs that show up every 5 loads. The video editor stations are NEVER going to be on the net, I will NOT register them , BITE ME!

      There are a lot of things they get right, and a LOT of things they get wrong. They do tend to get more right than wrong though.

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    19. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by ceifeira · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Simple?! Two reboots, a non-disclosed password (as far as I know), and an additional removal tool just to uninstall a piece of software?

    20. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Odd; I just deleted it from the 'run' key and never heard from it again.

    21. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by thermian · · Score: 1

      Quicktime has bowels? That must be the source of its shittiness then...

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    22. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I know that I'm going to get panned for this by the fruit lovers, but here goes:

      Leopard I hate you!

      I have ubuntu at home, I have Vista at home, they make me use a MBP with Leopard at work. Vista, most likely due to it no having to connect to any sort of server, works beautifully. It runs on a many year old Dell 8300 Dimension, streams netflix to the TV, acts as a home office computer and I re-boot it once every 3 weeks, not because it needs to, but because I feel like I should. Ubuntu is on an old Dell 1100 Inspiron upstairs, it acts as my streaming jukebox from my network drive and on-site webbrowser, so we don't have to go downstairs to the mancave or open the work laptops. My work laptop, with Leopard, is the most unstable, constantly updating, out of control, mind-of-it's-own POS that I've ever worked with. Now don't get me wrong, I love the interface, Apple got this OSX thing right, but the machinations underneath the surface just ruin the experience. Most times I 'sleep' the computer I need to restart. Multiple monitors at work? I need to restart. Two days of intense document construction? "Out of memory" and I need to restart. After 2 days the cursor becomes jumpy, I need to restart and the list goes on and on and on. I would like the OSX inteface on a computer that lets me work, using simple productivity packages, day after day after day with no failures - is that too much to ask Apple?

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    23. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Explodicle · · Score: 1

      Who wants a blank master hard drive? It could just as well come with a free (as in beer) OS that you can just as easily overwrite, for the sake of convenience.

    24. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by nawcom · · Score: 3, Informative

      assuming you're runnning teatimer since every windows user should, permanently reject permissions for qttray to get added to the startup apps in the registry the next time it tries to.

    25. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by colourmyeyes · · Score: 2, Informative

      Edit the registry and nuke all the autostart crap:
      HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run
      Delete entries at will (you might want to back it up first).

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    26. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by mrbooze · · Score: 1

      I agree it's annoying, but if you select the Safari update you can choose a menu option to "Ignore Selected Updates" and then it won't prompt you for Safari updates any more.

    27. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Wavebreak · · Score: 1

      Anti-virus software that takes a special removal tool to get rid of? Yeah.

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    28. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by nuzak · · Score: 1

      > Print Version [zdnet.co.uk] (unless you want to click through about 10 pages)

      Seriously, the diatribe against Yahoo rings kind of hollow when I can barely find the page amidst all the surrounding ads, gadgets, and gewgaws. And have to scroll down to even read the article content. 10 times.

      Oh and if you want to post a reply, it lets you type it all in, and then redirects you to a registration page.

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    29. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by thomthom · · Score: 1

      Ditto. I got quicktime, but the update manager insists on "updating" by including iTunes. I thought I made that choice when I didn't include it when I initially installed it! raaarh!

    30. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1

      Or use Mike Lin's awesome MakeAppsNotSuck control panel. Well, that's my name for it.

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    31. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by greetings+programs · · Score: 5, Informative

      You can avoid installing QT by using QT Alternative here http://www.free-codecs.com/download/QuickTime_Alternative.htm All the goods without the bloatware.

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    32. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by p0tat03 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Most times I 'sleep' the computer I need to restart. Multiple monitors at work? I need to restart. Two days of intense document construction? "Out of memory" and I need to restart. After 2 days the cursor becomes jumpy, I need to restart and the list goes on and on and on.

      May I suggest that this may be a hardware issue? I run a MBP with Leopard and have had none of these problems. In fact multiple monitors is one of the great things about running a Mac :) It just works, and it remembers all your settings to boot. Connect it to your work external monitor and blam, one desktop, connect to home, blam, another. I've also seen problems on MacBook hinges that prevent proper sleep, maybe this is the case.

      Take it into your local Apple Store, this just ain't right.

    33. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Jesus_666 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Safari updates are obnoxious, regardless of the OS. On Windows they sneak them in through the back door, while on OS X Safari updates for some reason require you to reboot the computer.

      Yes, I have to reboot a Unix box because I update a web browser. I don't know what came over Apple to make that decision; the only reason I can think of is that Safari hooks into the kernel - and quite seriously, a kext for a browser is a pretty bad design choice.

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    34. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by happymark · · Score: 1

      >Multiple monitors at work? I need to restart. Why do you need to restart to detect new monitor in Mac OS X? Go to the top right corner, you will see a monitor, click on it and detect your secondary monitor.

    35. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Kelbear · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've wondered this for awhile, what advantage does quicktime provide that causes people to continue to use it? I'm not being snarky, I'm genuinely curious.

      (For that matter, why were people using Realplayer?)

    36. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a load of bullshit. Get the manual uninstall doc from the support site.

      and it over writes Windows system files with its own

      Total bullshit.

    37. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Dahamma · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's a piece of shit program that happens to be required/automatically installed with iTunes (which is slightly less annoying software in itself that unfortunately is a must have for those little trendy devices called iPods...

    38. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      NOT in order of annoyingness:

      Quicktime - It's both a terrible media player and it is insanely unwilling to be removed. Apple's central design concept seems to be preventing the user from doing what he wants. If I delete qttask.exe, it means I don't want that file anymore, not that I want it to be resurrected. If I disable it in msconfig, it doesn't mean that the next time Quicktime runs I want it to get a new startup entry.

      iTunes - ituneshelper.exe is about the same as qttask, and iTunes is even worse at playing music than Quicktime is at playing movies. It's the single most bloated piece of software I've ever used. The iTunes store is another reason to avoid it, not to use it. It also crashes way too much on a new MacBook Pro, and since I don't know what Apple compatible software is a good replacement for it, I can't just replace it for my friend as I would if he had Windows.

      Apple Updater - Everyone I know just installed Safari. They didn't mean to.

      Flash - Thank you, Flashblock, for making the internet useable again. Thank you, bad web designers, for sticking retarded flash "intro pages" on your sites so I can see that they've been blocked and then avoid your company on principal.

      HP Printer Philosophy - Thanks to you, too, HP, for making a printer that needs an IP to be set via a web interface in order to access that same web interface. Thanks to my neighbor for having a parallel cable sitting around so I could access it in a more traditional way.

      Windows Desktop - Why do you lose my icon placement every time your resolution changes? Luckily, there are countless little freeware apps to save icon positions.

      Real Player - You basically invented the Apple "if you uninstall me but I will grow more powerful than you can possibly imagine" routine, so you get extra evil points for originality.

      Logitech Mouse Drivers - My mouse drivers are now 100 megs. Finally they fixed the two year problem of needing to run them manually after booting (running on startup caused them to fail), but they still involve two separate taskbar icons and take up a ton of RAM.

      Word - I know how to make you do what I want, but it took years to learn how to both stop your autoformatting and then put in the formatting I want. I hate the way you place images. I hate the way you resize my stuff after I've already locked it down.

      Verizon Phone UI - My phone had a great UI and lots of nice capabilities when it was made. You removed bluetooth file transfers so I'd have to pay you to get photos off my phone, and you made the interface ugly. You removed the ability to vibrate and ring at the same time. I'm glad my phone was so easily hackable.

      Flash (again, but bear with me) movie players - The only reason you exist is to keep me from saving video to my hard disk. Guess what. I can still do it. Meanwhile, you're slow, often not resizable without using a magnifying tool to manually zoom onto your little box, and you require me to enable flash.

      I know how to fix or replace all of you, but you kill me every time I have to use a new PC and wade through your bloated code again.

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    39. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Zanth_ · · Score: 5, Informative

      I use Windows at work, I have a Debian server and a Ubuntu desktop at home and I own a MBP dual booting Leopard and XP SP2. Windows is easily the most frustrating out of the ones I use but my response is mainly an enquiry regarding your mac.

      I run dual monitors (24" Dell) with my MBP, I run VM Ware Fusion with 1 GB of RAM allocated to the machine (I run a 2G MBP so it is capped at 2 Gigs of Ram). I have Fink installed and when compiling I can still have the VM up and all the while not having any stability issues. I hardly have any updates (and I check weekly). I've never experienced nor heard of anyone in my circle (we are about 20) who have had issues with Leopard. Despite it being a bit sluggish compared to a well setup Ubuntu install or a stripped down XP SP2, I would say it is more stable than the other two over time. I do get the "sleep" problem you mention though, but that seems to be endemic across laptops and OS'. For whatever reason, no one has perfected awaking from sleep yet.

      I'm wondering if your laptop might not have some serious issues. What you describe seems out of the ordinary. You might want to send it off for a checkup. Perhaps you have dying RAM? I've never had to restart Leopard safe for a major update (usually a security patch) and certainly never when plugging in a second monitor. I plug it in and it just works.

      Sure, myself and the 20 folks I work with are a small sample size and therefore this is mostly anecdotal, but just in case, you may want to get it looked at.

    40. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 1. Run the Norton Removal Tool. Don't waste your time with any of the other steps.

      Actually, step 0 is to download a fresh copy. The Norton Removal Tool has an internal time-coding and it won't run if it's more than a few months old.

    41. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      How do you compete with a convicted but not really punished monopoly? Take a page from their play book. You know the one "Embrace, Extend, Extinguish". Get your product on their product ANY way you can and make sure it is impossible to uninstall (office 95 anyone?) Once users get used to using your product they begin to accept the shortcomings (BSOD, hangs) because it is easier to reboot than to actually fix. Then you leak a rumor that your product actually works much better in its native OS and users get curious and switch one by one until they are a statistical up tick in your market share.

      Profit

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    42. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by delvsional · · Score: 1

      uh.... msconfig?

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    43. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      I mean, why use .mov at all? Why not put the videos into divx or xvid, or anything else?

    44. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not fair. Norton produced perfectly good software, just about until the time it was bought by Symantec. Symantec only kept the name because it was a strong brand, and every single release since then has eaten away at the original good name.

      My guess is that in a few years, the Norton brand will have lost all its credibility and Symantec will re-publish the same software under their own name (or a new name, just to avoid the flak)

      So Symantec: go stuff it!

    45. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by encoderer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You can also delete it and then create a text file and name it qttray.exe.

      It will pass the generic:

      if(!exists(qttray.exe))
      { // recreate
      }

      check but when it tries to execute it it just fails silently.

      More on point, though: By deleting the file (or doing this little hack I proposed) you're still "changing your usage." It would be easier to just disable it in msconfig.

      Of course, even that is fallible: Next time the app updates itself it'll be re-enabled.

    46. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Roughmar · · Score: 2, Funny

      This should be tagged as Funny. =P

    47. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Keruo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >The only people who write worse (un)installers than Symantec is Adobe. I truly think they have nothing but brain-dead chimps on their install team.

      I have to agree with that 100%. It is nearly impossible to uninstall acrobat reader 6/7 after installing 8.
      They don't even provide cleanup tool to fix their shit, so it's manual labor all the way.

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    48. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple - I do not think that word means what you think it means.

    49. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Cannelloni · · Score: 2, Informative

      This has never happened to me, and I have been using OS X since OS X 10.2 Jaguar (but Panther, Tiger and Leopard have been even more solid). You probably just have bad RAM. Use Apple Hardware Test (extended test mode) to verify that nothing is wrong. It has got to be a hardware problem. Or why don't you bring it to an Apple authorized service provider if the machine is still under warranty?

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    50. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      windows media player does the same thing; you cannot delete it from your system.

    51. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh. Are you time-travelling from 1992?

    52. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by MPAB · · Score: 3, Informative

      Many cameras take videos in .MOV instead of .AVI; Joe User is told he needs to download QT in order to view his homemade videos and he does.

      OTOH, editing a .MOV file with QT pro takes 1/10 of the time needed to edit it with most non-dedicated video editors.

    53. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Rufty · · Score: 1

      At least the "Thip, crinkle, spoit." Setting defaults to something sane. Thanks, Apple!

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    54. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by ToxicBanjo · · Score: 1

      So don't delete it. Just run msconfig.exe and disable it.


      Why MSCONFIG?

      QT has an option for load on startup, just uncheck the damn box. I mean yes it is an incidious piece of code but just look at the program options... wondrous things can be found in there maybe?

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    55. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by bestinshow · · Score: 1

      For whatever reason, no one has perfected awaking from sleep yet. Never had a single problem on my iBook G4 ... I suspect it is an Intel / x86 issue with power management. I've never had Windows successfully sleep or hibernate on my work laptop, indeed on battery power it turns itself OFF without warning after 5 minutes, and it's not a battery issue.
    56. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Cannelloni · · Score: 1

      You are probably right. Dodgy RAM (or bad hard drives) is about the only thing that can make OS X fail. What happens is people are not very cautious when they install it, don't care about that thing called "static electricity" and so on. Then the machine starts acting up... and they wonder why? The same is true for Windows or Linux machines of course.

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    57. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 4, Funny

      More on point, though: By deleting the file (or doing this little hack I proposed) you're still "changing your usage." It would be easier to just disable it in msconfig.

      Of course, even that is fallible: Next time the app updates itself it'll be re-enabled. Removing all Apple software is a good first step in prepping any Windows computer for use. When Apple has no attack vectors into your system you don't have to worry about qttray coming back at all.
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    58. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by sapone · · Score: 1

      I actually don't WANT to look into the program options of all the stuff that puts itself into my system tray. I like the msconfig way :).

    59. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple listened to that criticism, and changed their software. It doesn't even show the update unless you run the updater yourself, and new software is listed in a different place than security updates.

      When's the last time you saw Adobe or Real or Microsoft respond to criticism by redesigning something the same month they released it?

    60. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by leonardluen · · Score: 1

      even when you use QT's own settings and options, it still makes me angry because it loses all those settings everytime you update it.

    61. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work. When you uncheck it in the program, it still comes back every time (sometimes it hides under processes, but it will eventually reappear in the systray too).

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    62. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Container vs codec epic fail!

    63. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by christurkel · · Score: 1

      You laptop needs to be looked it. That is not normal behavior.

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    64. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what? The first time Apple has listened to their users?

      At least MS et al don't act like their products are perfect and flawless, unlike Apple. *cough*Leopard MacBook Keyboard Firmware Updates*cough*

    65. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by chemindefer · · Score: 1

      You have a possible hardware issue, but first you might make another user account and see if the problems occur while using ONLY that account. If it still does, take it in or call Applecare.

    66. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Bewtween Apple, Realplayer, and various AV software packages playing hide and seek in my system tray and that goddamn Clippy in Word, I've been tempted to throw many a new computer right out my window over the years.

      SEE THAT CLIPPY, I'M TRYING TO KILL YOU! CAN YOU HELP ME WITH *THAT*, MOTHERFUCKER?!?!

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    67. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by antdude · · Score: 1

      Norton Removal Tool (NRT) only removes core parts/pieces (e.g., services, drivers) AFAIK. Do a normal uninstall, reboot, run NRT, and reboot.

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    68. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by norminator · · Score: 1

      The qttray.exe stuff is incredibly annoying, especially since no matter what you do to disable it, the next time there's a QT update, or an iTunes update, or probably even if there's a Safari update (although I don't have Safari installed, so I don't know for sure), there it is again, back in the system tray.

      But the other thing that annoys me to no end about QuickTime is if you open QT directly (from the start menu or from a desktop shortcut, as opposed to opening it by clicking on a file associated with it), it opens a QT window with all kinds of links to QT content, which is so hideously laid out and busy that it's painful to look at. Then when you go to File -> Open to actually open a media file, it opens it in a new window, leaving the hideous one still open and hideous. Why? Why? Why?

      Long live VLC!

    69. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the problem is that it runs, than using msconfig IS the solution. After stopping it from running, there's no need to delete the executable, and in fact, the program might rely on it, so you there might even be a good reason to put it back.

      By the way, you can turn qttray of from the Quicktime preferences in the latest version.

    70. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I bet because most people are consumers not producers of the videos they watch, they will watch videos in whichever format is given them.

    71. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by mikiN · · Score: 1

      Jaguar. Panther. Tiger. Leopard. Apple. Apple.

      How many felines are there on your planet? And do they all eat the same kind of fruit?

      .

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    72. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The best part about Quicktime? It's not as bad as Realplayer. Seriously, every time I see a file offered in real audio or video format, I'm just like WTF? Real offers absolutely no advantage over any other format, and a huge list of negatives...why is anyone still using it?

      I haven't touched iTunes, so I can't comment on it. I still haven't found anything genuinely better than Winamp 2.9 (although I did upgrade to Winamp 5 last time I bought a computer. It wasn't any better, but not enough worse to make me revert). For video, it's Media Player Classic, although I might try VLC instead.

      Ironic that a website that is trash talking flash opened a flash app that crashed my browser twice before I fired up Firefox (IT at work tags IE with some kind of identifier that lets us seamlessly access work sites from the network.).

      I can't even begin to comprehend why Logitech drivers should be so huge. I like their mice, though, so I just use them without installing the drivers. Windows XP recognizes 4 out of 5 buttons plus the scroll wheel on my mouse.

      You really should not have left Adobe reader off your list. It's horrifically bloated and selfish. It should be a case study of how not to do things.

      I don't have any HP products anymore, and I won't touch Verizon phones for their decision to lock the phones into BREW. And how about the google toolbar? Another fun standard install at my work. I type a valid URL into the address bar, but sometimes it randomly decides I don't actually want to go to that site, but rather to a google search for the URL.

      The IBM/Lenovo Thinkvantage software suite deserves a special mention. It seems every program in it is just a duplicate of a standard XP utility, and it butts heads with Windows at every turn. I've had this laptop at work for a year, and I still can't get the power management to work right. I only just recently got the wireless working (mostly) right after spending several hours pounding my head against a brick wall.

      I built my current personal PC from parts, and installed XP from an OEM disc, which saved me almost all these headaches, although I was still stupid enough to install Adobe reader, Java, and Quicktime.

    73. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by pha7boy · · Score: 1

      sounds to me like malware. Which is why I never installed iTunes. or Quicktime.

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    74. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      I've wondered this for awhile, what advantage does quicktime provide that causes people to continue to use it? I'm not being snarky, I'm genuinely curious. Quicktime has some really cool 3-D features that other video formats do not. In fact, Quicktime is not a video format but a container format. It can even contain Javascript. I wrote about it here:
      http://what-is-what.com/what_is/quicktime.html
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    75. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmmm, my macbook sleeps just fine, deals with multiple monitors just fine, and runs out of memory significantly less than I do (Now where the hell did I put my keys!?!). I have the OS X interface on a computer that lets me work, using simple productivity packages, day after day after day with no failures.

      Take this to heart, because it's spoken by someone who also uses OS X, Vista, XP, Debian, and Solaris on a regular basis and with equal comfort. Just because something doesn't work for you, don't assume it doesn't work for anyone else. Leopard is no less stable than any other OS, and like everything, is a work in progress.

    76. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      "The best part about Quicktime? It's not as bad as Realplayer. Seriously, every time I see a file offered in real audio or video format, I'm just like WTF? Real offers absolutely no advantage over any other format, and a huge list of negatives...why is anyone still using it?"

      I agree exactly.

      "I still haven't found anything genuinely better than Winamp 2.9 (although I did upgrade to Winamp 5 last time I bought a computer. It wasn't any better, but not enough worse to make me revert)."

      Also exactly what I did, but I think I was using 2.85.

      "For video, it's Media Player Classic, although I might try VLC instead."

      Exactly like me...this is getting creepy.

      "I can't even begin to comprehend why Logitech drivers should be so huge. I like their mice, though, so I just use them without installing the drivers. Windows XP recognizes 4 out of 5 buttons plus the scroll wheel on my mouse."

      I managed to get addicted to having my thumb click do a double click and my middle button minimize back in the mid '90s. I liked my MS Intellimouse Pro's drivers more than the Logitech software, but I overall prefer Logitech hardware, so as far as I know I'm stuck.

      "You really should not have left Adobe reader off your list. It's horrifically bloated and selfish. It should be a case study of how not to do things."

      Yeah, I do hate it, but having not used it on my home computer in a few years I forgot about it. I'm using Foxit, which I don't really like either, but at least it's not Adobe.

      "And how about the google toolbar? Another fun standard install at my work. I type a valid URL into the address bar, but sometimes it randomly decides I don't actually want to go to that site, but rather to a google search for the URL."

      I thought about it but decided it didn't quite make the cut. In retrospect, I might add browser toolbars in general. They don't do anything useful, but they certainly like to screw things up. Also, with bars from Google and Yahoo I'm sure they spy on you.

      "The IBM/Lenovo Thinkvantage software suite deserves a special mention. It seems every program in it is just a duplicate of a standard XP utility, and it butts heads with Windows at every turn. I've had this laptop at work for a year, and I still can't get the power management to work right. I only just recently got the wireless working (mostly) right after spending several hours pounding my head against a brick wall."

      I just got my first Lenovo but so far it's been smooth sailing.

      In summary, will you handle the software on my next computer?

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    77. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Lisandro · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, and the Safari "update".

      Don't forget the infamous iTunes "update" as well. Like QT by itself wasn't annoying enough.

    78. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      My favorite thing about Quicktime is how it somehow maliciously registers itself as the *only* way Internet Explorer can view a PNG image. Apparently Apple didn't get the memo about IE7. So click a http://test.com/test.png link and be prepared to wait half an hour while Quicktime does-- whatever the hell it does. Then when it finally shows the image, there's no way to resize or save it like you can with a JPG or GIF.

      But it gets better. Quicktime also tries to auto-update itself when it detects a newer version. But apparently the IE plug-in writers didn't get the memo that Quicktime can run GUI-less as a PNG viewer inside IE. So while you're trying to view a PNG, what you actually get is a dialog saying "do you want to update Quicktime?" which is attached to no windows and impossible to answer without force-quitting IE. Most of this time this dialog opens *behind* the IE window.

      As far as I can tell it's impossible to turn off this "helpful" feature in Quicktime's or IE's options.

      Apple software (on Windows at least) just bites. I was actually pleasantly surprised by Safari, not because it's all that good, but because it's not a giant ball of crap like Quicktime and iTunes are. (I won't get into iTunes; I have work to do. Suffice it to say that Microsoft's Zune might be popular, but the software runs a dozen times better than iTunes.)

    79. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Selanit · · Score: 1

      ZDNet is a huge company, and I'm quite sure they've got a staff of full time web developers. It seems rather doubtful that the author of the article had ANY say whatsoever in the site design.

      Which is a pity, because I bet he'd do a better job.

      I took some measurements. First, some details on my setup. I'm using Firefox (2.0.0.14, because Firebug isn't working smoothly in 3.x yet). I have my browser maximized. I'm using a monitor with a resolution of 1050x1680 (that's a widescreen monitor rotated into portrait orientation so I can read more of a web page at once).

      Under those conditions, the web page comes out at 1034 pixels wide by 2985 pixels tall (3,086,490 pixels total). The actual content of the article, which I measured using the Web Developer Toolbar's ruler function, fits into an area of 450 by 860 pixels (387,000). From which we can work out that only 12.5% of the page's area is being used for the actual article. The remaining 87.5% of it is given over to navigation, branding, and advertisements.

      Navigation is important, branding is okay, and advertisements are tolerable in small amounts. But in this case, they've totally overwhelmed the actual content of the page, which is stupid. An article of this length should be split into no more than 3 pages, tops. 2 pages would be more reasonable, and it could be done in one page without undue strain, especially since a lot of the article consists of screenshots which don't need to be read closely.

      If I read ZDNet on a more regular basis, I'd probably fiddle with their design. A judicious application of "display: none !important" and some other CSS in userContent.css would clean it right up; the at-rule @-moz-document domain(example.com) lets you target a particular site and apply your own CSS rules to their design any time you visit. The !important keyword makes your own rules more important than theirs. I don't do it for many sites, because it takes time and effort. But for the ones I care enough to read often (Salon.com, and, ahem, Slashdot) it's worth it.

    80. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Meant to say that Zune might *not* be popular. You always typo and leave out the negating words, for some reason. Stupid brain.

    81. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Steve+Max · · Score: 1

      The fact that NAV has a "removal tool" says a lot about the program. I guess Norton (and the other antivirus companies) still weren't able to add support for their programs to remove it directly. Like a new virus or something.

    82. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      I thought of that too. NoScript blocked 4 or 5 scripts from running. I didnt look to see what they were or where from though. So much for anti-flash flaming.

    83. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by hairyfeet · · Score: 1
      Yeah, it is a shame that most of the younger crowd will forever think Norton=crap, because they never got to use it when it was good. Back in the days of DOS and Win9X installing Norton Utilities was pretty much a requirement if you wanted to keep Windows stable and running smoothly. Now when I see Norton anything on a customers computer the first thing I think is "Aw crap" because I know it will be a buggy PITA to get rid of. I wonder if anyone has asked Peter Norton what he thinks about his name and his once great company being turned into the codeword for crap? I know he got paid for the company but I know that I personally wouldn't like my name to equal crap, and from those old programs you could really tell Peter put a lot of thought into them.


      Oh and IMHO the latest AVG Free(V 8.0) is starting to head into Symantec territory. It is slow,buggy, sucks down a LOT more resources than the previous version,and has some major UI issues. For the first time in many years I'm running Avast as I just couldn't deal with the AVG bugs and bloat. It least it has Symantec beat in the actually uninstalling department. But that is my 02c,YMMV

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    84. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by mini+me · · Score: 1

      Safari hooking into the kernel would be pretty silly. However, since WebKit is a control used by many applications it may hook itself deep in the graphics layer. On other UNIXes you'd restart your X server, but on OS X it's just as easy to reboot the whole system at that point because all your applications are going to be killed anyway.

    85. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by mrraven · · Score: 2, Funny

      This week on Survivor:

      "Quicktime opens its maw and barfs up a new version of it. Then it turns it on and puts it back in the task tray."

      Ewwwwwwww.... :)

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    86. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by ttldkns · · Score: 3, Interesting

      not a kext, Webkit. When they update safari they also update webkit. Lots of system apps use the webkit engine. Dashboard is the one i think of right away. Mail renders HTML Email using webkit. In fact im sure the QuickLook Server uses webkit to preview web pages on disk. I think they make you restart because they are taking the easy way out instead of calling for a restart for all webkit apps.

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    87. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by BillTheKatt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you just insulted the chimps...

    88. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      For whatever reason, no one has perfected awaking from sleep yet. I think it's the lack of a proper snooze button.
    89. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by mrraven · · Score: 1

      Any constructive suggestions of an iTunes replacement with a similar clear interface that shows all songs and artists at once, has smart play lists, and upfront search function, ipod and cd burning support? Win Amp has a clunky interface, foobar2000 seems kind of primitive (no burn function for example) rhythmbox
      doesn't allow putting the genre category in the far left column which makes sorting 22,000 songs difficult, and Amarok is almost as complex as emacs to figure out and at least as bloted and slow as iTunes.

      I dislike the way Itunes corrupts databases, is proprietary, and bloated, but it seems like the only media player that combines all the features I want. :( Hardy Heron, XP, and Leopard user here so suggestions on all platforms welcome.

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    90. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by mrraven · · Score: 3, Interesting

      teatimer was using 5 to 10% of the processor on my Core2DUo laptop with XP sp3 and 2 gigs of ram. That's worse than even a pig like Norton, so I deleted it and run Windows defender which does behave. I hate giving M$ more support but alas teatimer is not the answer, at least for me.

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    91. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by pugugly · · Score: 1

      Quicktime was the first app that sprung to my mind - I won't install it anymore. It get's it's little grubby fingerprints *everywhere*.

      Mplayer will run everything I've seen Quicktime run, and it's well behaved and you can tweak it from the commandline - I've long since just added the Mplayer options for looping video (for electricsheep, because some of them are, ah cool) and playing stuff full screen.

      There just is no good reason for Quicktime.

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    92. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by supun · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nice reference to Office Space. :)

      Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
      Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
      Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
      Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
      Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
      Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

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    93. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Print Version (unless you want to click through about 10 pages)

      Thank you for that. I used to be an avid reader of zdnet until they started that insanity. It's probably been a few years since I've visited.

      It's ironic that an annoying web site would write a story about annoying software. The only way I'll visit the site is if some kind soul like yourself provides a link to the print version of a story.

      It's embarrassing as a nerd to have a nerd site like that to be so godawful. Pity, too, because I like the writing in the article: "RealPlayer - If this software turned up at your door, you'd call the police."

      "Programming languages are like sewage plants: if the average user becomes aware of them, something's gone wrong. Java doesn't know this. Java wants to be in your face."

      "Windows Update And now that we've stopped you doing whatever it was you were doing (like we care), shall we go ahead and install them now, or would you rather be interrupted yet again later?" What about Windows itself? That little yellow balloon that often pops up when you boot with such useful turds as "there are unused icons on your desktop" really annoy me. There should be a button you could click marked "I don't care about the damned icons, leave me alone and let me use my computer."

      "Flash In fact, Flash-based web sites are quite possibly one of the most useful pieces of network technology around. Like heroin or microlights, they ensure that those who think it's a good idea aren't around to annoy us for too long."

      Now if only ZDnet's site was any less annoying than any of the software they've listed!

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    94. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Given the fact that a number of other apps display a list of applications you need to close before you can install the app (updated whenever you click "Next") I think it'd be better to allow me to do just that rather than tell me I have to shut down my system.

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    95. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you do is remove the software, then use JV16 Tools and clean your registry and harddrive...takes all of about 20 minutes.

    96. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Chutulu · · Score: 1

      I still haven't found anything genuinely better than Winamp 2.9 Foobar.
    97. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by fredricodagreat · · Score: 1

      I've been doing some testing with Songbird lately. It's still in development stages (.05 release) However, I think eventually it will make a fairly decent iTunes replacement. Plus you can use your iPod with it and not have to install iTunes.

    98. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      I foolishly installed realplayer so I could listen to NFL games that weren't on tv live. They can an exclusive deal with NFL.com and you couldn't get that feed without that, or an XM radio which I didn't want to buy.

      In hindsight it wasn't worth it of course, but the answer to your question is that they had corporate sponsorship.

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    99. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      I haven't used the software in a couple of years, but it used to be that it would reactivate itself the next time you ran the software, if you just disabled it with MSConfig.

      Pretty good reason to tell it to f-off through its own configuration, no?

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    100. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Flash - Thank you, Flashblock, for making the internet useable again. Thank you, bad web designers, for sticking retarded flash "intro pages" on your sites so I can see that they've been blocked and then avoid your company on principal.


      Flash in itself isn't evil. It's when navigation gets put in flash that you get the nightmare.

      Yesterday, I spent a good ten minutes browsing though a shoe store site which required flash for navigation. No name (like store.nike.com), no shame.
      As I looked at the details and was already convinced to make a $100 purchase, I hit the back button on the browser to get to the last page so I could check for color variations. Since the site was was flash based, that brought me back to their language selection page, not the last page view I actually saw. Hitting forward again brought me to the front page of the shoe store. I would have to navigate through countless flash "pages" again to get to where I was and what I wanted.
      Needless to say, I said "F U Nike", and went someplace else and bought Reeboks instead. Good job, Nike -- your sales department is run by idiots.

      Again, flash can be used effectively, but if you embed navigation in it, you WILL alienate your customers.
    101. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by hudsucker · · Score: 4, Informative
      Jeez, do guys you turn off lights by hitting the switch with a hammer? Why not just use QuickTime's control panel to tell it you don't want an icon in the notification area? Then it will never return.
      1. Right-click notification area icon, select Settings.
      2. Select the Advanced tab.
      3. Under Tray Icon, turn off the option "Install QuickTime icon in system tray".
    102. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Msconfig does not remove software.

      Using msconfig to remove or uninstall software would be "doing it wrong".

    103. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an integral part of iTunes.

    104. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      on OS X it's just as easy to reboot the whole system at that point because all your applications are going to be killed anyway. Really? So you can't just run, say, a python script in the background or have some long-running tasks loaded under screen so that you can ssh in check on them remotely when you're at work? I have been giving some serious thought to getting a Mac (even though, as far as I'm concerned, the main point of an OS is simply to launch Emacs), but those limitations would be absolute deal-breakers.

      And if those limitations don't exist, then forcing you to reboot the whole system just to restart the graphics engine is pretty nearly as bad, and would definitely reduce my interest in the platform by several orders of magnitude.
    105. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Because knowing how to use a computer properly gives you room to complain. You only needed to edit one registry key or disable the service. Your shorcomings do not consititute malicious software. Sure quicktime sucks ass, but it like any other software can be made to run the way you like it to. You just can't check every box on the installation because you aren't sure. Belive it or not it is only one small check box on the install that decides if QT will get started on boot.

    106. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Then repeat the process to remove the removal tool... ... then pray that the removal tool doesn't hose something up, or replace a system file with an older, wrong version.

      Personally, my first move with a new system is to simply format it and install the OS from my own disc, and use the license key from the new box.

    107. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Stop the service then disable it in msconfig. Works for me. :)

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    108. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Quicktime - It's both a terrible media player and it is insanely unwilling to be removed.

      I've never had trouble removing QuickTime. The uninstaller always works for me.

      Apple's central design concept seems to be preventing the user from doing what he wants. If I delete qttask.exe, it means I don't want that file anymore, not that I want it to be resurrected. If I disable it in msconfig, it doesn't mean that the next time Quicktime runs I want it to get a new startup entry.

      You're definitely doing it wrong. If you delete random files, you're going to break things. Of course qttask.exe isn't required for QuickTime to work properly, but it is part of the package, and by deleting any file, you're compromising the integrity of the package as a whole. Apple decided that it's much more likely for the integrity of the QuickTime package to be compromised by Windows bugs or hardware issues or malware or incompetence, than that the user would deliberately go around deleting random files on purpose, so in the interest of providing the best user experience, they chose to go ahead and fix the problem automatically instead of bugging you about it or unexpectedly failing to work the way QuickTime is intended.

      That's why they put this handy little checkbox in the preferences. If you don't want QuickTime to load in the system tray, simply uncheck the box to tell it not to.

      iTunes - ituneshelper.exe is about the same as qttask, and iTunes is even worse at playing music than Quicktime is at playing movies. It's the single most bloated piece of software I've ever used. The iTunes store is another reason to avoid it, not to use it.

      If you don't like iTunes, don't use iTunes. My only real complaint is that the UI design puts minimalism over intuitiveness (but since I've been using it for years, not being intuitive isn't a problem for me), and on Windows it takes forever to launch. I suppose it takes awhile to launch on Mac OS X too, but Mac apps always take awhile to launch so that's expected; on Windows it's not.

      It also crashes way too much on a new MacBook Pro, and since I don't know what Apple compatible software is a good replacement for it, I can't just replace it for my friend as I would if he had Windows.

      This is not normal. Safari has been crashing a lot lately for me, but iTunes is perfectly stable on my iBook. I would check to make sure your RAM is in good condition, then if the problem is reproducible, create a new user account and try to reproduce the problem there. If the problem goes away, then some file is probably corrupt somewhere in your ~/Library folder.

      Apple Updater - Everyone I know just installed Safari. They didn't mean to.

      Yeah, I can understand why Apple did this, but they shouldn't have. It also annoys me that iTunes pops up an alert when a new update is released, because the Apple Software Updater should be taking care of that, and having iTunes do it too is redundant.

      Flash - Thank you, Flashblock, for making the internet useable again. Thank you, bad web designers, for sticking retarded flash "intro pages" on your sites so I can see that they've been blocked and then avoid your company on principal.

      If bad web designers didn't have Flash at their disposal, they'd just use JavaScript and animated GIFs to create their horrible crap, just like they did in the late 90s. Don't blame the tool.

      HP Printer Philosophy - Thanks to you, too, HP, for making a printer that needs an IP to be set via a web interface in order to access that same web interface. Thanks to my neighbor for having a parallel cable sitting around so I could access it in a more traditional way.

      All the network printers I've seen let you set the IP via the front panel. My complaint with HP printers is the need for a 300MB driver download. What the hell is wrong with them?

      Windows Desktop - Why do you lose my icon pla

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    109. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by mrraven · · Score: 1

      Hmmm tried that as well maybe 6 months ago, at that point at least it seemed ugly and buggy, is it better now? Is a browser a good platform for playing music?

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    110. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by cycoj · · Score: 1

      Try either exaile (www.exaile.org) or listen (www.listen-project.org) both very good music players IMO.

    111. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      The best part about Quicktime? It's not as bad as Realplayer. Seriously, every time I see a file offered in real audio or video format, I'm just like WTF? Real offers absolutely no advantage over any other format, and a huge list of negatives...why is anyone still using it? Thankfully, the popularity of Podcasts has led a lot of places to realize that offering a plain old downloadable MP3 file instead of a streaming-only RealAudio link won't put them out of business. However, there are apparently still some legal issues that remain to be worked out - for example, "A Prairie Home Companion" is available in its entirety as a RealAudio stream, but only one excerpt from it is available as a Podcast. According to American Public Media,

      Due to rights restrictions and existing contracts, we are unable to produce a podcast version of each week's entire show. However, since [Garrison Keillor] is the only one performing during the monologue "The News from Lake Wobegon," we are pleased to make that available - now as a free podcast.
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    112. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by fredricodagreat · · Score: 1

      It's still ugly and buggy, though better than it was 6 months ago. I'll be doing some extensive testing on it over the next few days for a review on my website to see whether it could actually be used as a viable alternative to iTunes. I haven't used it all that much, but I have been able to crash it. I'm very skeptical about a browser platform for playing Music. I think a VLC derivative would be a much better choice.

    113. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by mrraven · · Score: 1

      Hmmm interface is better 120 meg media player though I dunno...

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    114. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by stewbacca · · Score: 1
      Ok, to be fair, these Apple problems seem to be present only on Windows boxes. Apple probably sucks at programming for Windows, and Windows just generally doesn't do a lot of things very elegantly, so they both share the blame a little bit.

      The sneaking apps into downloads was cheezy, but again, a non-issue for the OSX version.

      After looking at the list, there were plenty of examples that seem to be PC-centric. Outlook, Norton, Safari being installed without consent, Adobe PDF reader being a pain (OSX defeats that with built-in preview)

    115. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by spoco2 · · Score: 1

      Have you tried Windows Media Player 11? Seriously... I was a devout Winamp user once it got its media library, but started finding it a bit slow and really it is a bit painful to use really. But Windows Media player was never an option.

      Then I gave WMP11 a try and I really haven't looked back. It has everything you want (well, I can't vouch for the ipod support, but it might do, always worth a try).

      It may not be to your liking, but give it a try, I was a convert, but then I've always hated both the look and feel of iTunes, and the horrible way it installs a gazillion services and things which I just really DON'T WANT on my system.

    116. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by pbaer · · Score: 1

      Jeez, do guys you turn off lights by hitting the switch with a hammer? Why not just use QuickTime's control panel to tell it you don't want an icon in the notification area? Then it will never return.

      Because QuickTime isn't a trusted program. It's already insidious, why should we assume it will do what we ask?

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    117. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by tsa · · Score: 1

      Apple software on Windows is about as horrible as MS software on OSX I reckon.

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    118. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by docbrody · · Score: 1

      Because QuickTime isn't a trusted program. It's already insidious, why should we assume it will do what we ask? Well, at least in this case it does do what you ask, but no you should not assume anything
    119. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by steeviant · · Score: 1

      And it's not just Windows either.... When I bought my first Mac back in 2001-2002ish (a hideously expensive TiBook) I was already planning to nuke OS9 and go OSX only due to my being a NeXT refugee, I was stunned that the first thing OS9 did after telling me how "Welcome" I was to use the $10,000NZD computer I'd just paid for, was to ask me to fork over some more cash for Quicktime Pro.

      At that point I powered down the machine and blew away all traces of OS 9. Quicktime in OS X is definitely more tolerable (and unfortunately, neccesary) than Windows, but even paying a fortune to Apple for a "pro" computer doesn't get you a free version of Quicktime Pro.

      Personally, I use and distribute pirate keys for Quicktime Pro for Mac, since you have no choice but to use Quicktime if you want access to codecs. It's reprehensible to cripple such a key library, and a piece of bad behaviour that not even Microsoft has an answer to.

    120. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a moment there, I thought you mentioned Vista being reliable on an old PC. Then I re-read and saw you mentioned it was hardly used and sighed some relief.

    121. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Dun+Malg · · Score: 0

      Container vs codec epic fail! .divx is both a container AND a codec, for what that's worth. At any rate, everyone knows what he means: why use Apple's shitty proprietary container when you can compress with [divx|xvid|other mpeg4 codec] into a generic container like .mpeg?
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    122. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Trogre · · Score: 2, Funny

      You should try to remove Norton virus checker.

      And that, sir, is the best advice I've seen on /. this week.

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    123. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by mrraven · · Score: 1

      I've always found WMP to have a cluttered horribly confusing user interface yes including WMP 11 which I downloaded and didn't care for esp. for trying to take over media associations. UMMV of course...

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    124. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by mrraven · · Score: 2, Informative
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    125. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by MikeBritton · · Score: 1

      Yes, I caught that too. The site's design is a horrible sell-out, and the "slideshow" they offer with the article is an absolute train wreck.

    126. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by MikeBritton · · Score: 1

      Very longwinded and dated. Flash intro pages were an issue in the nineties.

    127. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by dvhh · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have to reboot a Unix box because I update a web browser. I don't know what came over Apple to make that decision; the only reason I can think of is that Safari hooks into the kernel - and quite seriously, a kext for a browser is a pretty bad design choice. You mean like Internet Explorer (from 5 to 7 )?
    128. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by conan1989 · · Score: 1

      reformat? way easier and cleaner

    129. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      I let my Leopard Macbook sit running for months on end, in and out of hibernate mode. I don't have out of memory issues and the cursor doesn't get jumpy. Firefox is the only app that ever chews up a ton of memory (1.5 gigabytes is the most I've seen it use). I have the lowest-end Macbook by the way. Yes it does get updates a lot from Apple but nothing says I have to install them. I do install the ones that don't need reboots but I wait to install the others until I'm ready. I've never had to restart after coming out of sleep or hibernate. I don't use any external monitors though. I've had it since last October by the way and the only 3rd party software installed is Firefox and Thunderbird. Sounds like you may have other issues unrelated to OS X.

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    130. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why not just use QuickTime's control panel to tell it you don't want an icon in the notification area? Then it will never return.

      Why not just use Quicktime Alternative & never have to bother with Quicktime's arrogance / spamminess / attempts to install other software / irritating update / etc?

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    131. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by elliotm00 · · Score: 1

      Step 1. Run the Norton Removal Tool. Don't waste your time with any of the other steps.
      Step 2: ???
      Step 3: Profit!
    132. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by trawg · · Score: 1

      Just last night I was trying to uninstall Norton Internet Security from my Dad's laptop, which for some reason was HDD chunking mysteriously. I just assumed it was Norton and tried to uninstall it via Control Panel.

      As soon as I hit uninstall I got the Windows dialog telling me that the program had done something wrong and would be closed. The UNINSTALLER wouldn't even run.

      With that sort of quality why anyone would want to run the whole application is beyond me.

      Thanks for mentioning the Norton Removal Tool; I'll give that a crack.

    133. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Frank+Dreben · · Score: 1

      I happen to like MediaMonkey. The free version may not meet all of your requirements, but for $20 I think it will. http://www.mediamonkey.com/

    134. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by toddestan · · Score: 4, Informative

      Because the icon is only a symptom , the real problem is all the worthless processes Quicktime spawns. While that option does get rid of the icon, that's all it does.

    135. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I get a feeling that most of them are created by people using iMovie and in a typical Apple fashion, iMovie really doesn't have that many options for saving movies in different codecs/containers other than the Apple approved ones. Much the same reason you see lots of .wmv files out there from people using Windows Movie Maker.

    136. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      "sneak them through the back door?" Agreed, the Quicktime/iTunes update dialog ought not to have "install Safari "checked by default, but it is right there in front of you to uncheck. In front of you. Like the front door.

    137. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      "I've never had trouble removing QuickTime. The uninstaller always works for me."

      The point that I and a lot of other posters were making is that Quicktime is a pain unless you remove it. On my home system I have it removed, and this is why.

      "That's why they put this handy little checkbox in the preferences. If you don't want QuickTime to load in the system tray, simply uncheck the box to tell it not to."

      The box resets itself, maybe it's on updates, but the self-checking box is what got me to finally uninstall QT a few years ago.

      "If you don't like iTunes, don't use iTunes. My only real complaint is that the UI design puts minimalism over intuitiveness (but since I've been using it for years, not being intuitive isn't a problem for me), and on Windows it takes forever to launch. I suppose it takes awhile to launch on Mac OS X too, but Mac apps always take awhile to launch so that's expected; on Windows it's not."

      That's interesting - I don't find the UI to be minimalist enough. I keep it installed, though, because the third party apps I've used to upload songs to my iPod had occasional bugs, and once corrupted my old iPod's disk. What I don't like is that in the ~month that passes between each time I run iTunes, it keeps two processes running constantly, and if I disable them from startup, they add themselves as new entries. If I kill their processes and run iTunes, the program functions normally, so I know they're not necessary even when I do run it.

      "It also crashes way too much on a new MacBook Pro, and since I don't know what Apple compatible software is a good replacement for it, I can't just replace it for my friend as I would if he had Windows."

      Luckily it's not my computer that has the problem. I've had bad RAM before, and just identifying it as the problem was an experience I don't want to repeat.

      "If bad web designers didn't have Flash at their disposal, they'd just use JavaScript and animated GIFs to create their horrible crap, just like they did in the late 90s. Don't blame the tool."

      My complaint is outdated, I guess. When Flash ads first showed up everywhere I was very annoyed that they were much harder to block than the old stuff. Now addons for Firefox (and I'm sure for other browsers that I don't know about) make blocking Flash easy.

      "All the network printers I've seen let you set the IP via the front panel. My complaint with HP printers is the need for a 300MB driver download. What the hell is wrong with them?"

      This old printer which I got for free when it was retired from an employer didn't let me set an IP on the front panel. I could print the IP, but not change it. Using the parallel cable was the procedure HP told people on their forum to use. 300 MB? Wow, I guess I haven't been paying attention.

      "Do you happen to recall the names of some good ones? I might have to look into that."
      http://www.midiox.com/desktoprestore.htm
      It's nice - right click on the desktop and it shows up in the context menu.

      "My roommates are sick of Verizon, and are debating whether to break their contract."

      Verizon increased one of their fees by something like 0.6% on May 1st, and by the terms of their own contracts, any Verizon customer who calls and mentions that can get out of a contract with no penalty within the next 60 (or maybe 90) days.

      "Actually, the only reason Flash movie players exist is because Apple pissed people off by making QuickTime for Windows annoying a decade ago. We should all just be using the QuickTime plugin, and it shouldn't suck."

      I almost mentioned that old movie player but decided it would date me too much. I suppose that there is no standard movie playing method that makes everyone happy yet.

      "RealAlternative, QuickTimeAlternative, and Media Player Classic."

      All essential to my system, since I dislike Realplayer, QT, and WMP, but want to be able to play their respective content. VLC is nice, too.

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    138. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      Wow, that guy has some awesome little utilities. Thanks for the link!

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    139. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, Macs are popular for a reason on Slashdot.

      If you can't use their software, maybe it's you who needs to change.

    140. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 2, Funny

      >>Jeez, do guys you turn off lights by hitting the switch with a hammer?
      Yes.

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    141. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Snover · · Score: 1

      Did you try unchecking the option in the QuickTime control panel?

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    142. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      why use Apple's shitty proprietary container when you can compress with [divx|xvid|other mpeg4 codec] into a generic container like .mpeg?


      Well, if all you're doing is dumping a random video into the wild, you're certainly best off using a generic MPEG4 codec (like DivX/Xvid) in avi for compatibility with decent quality.

      But if you're doing anything more than that, the Quicktime container format offers tons of features and power that simply don't exist in other containers (because it's pretty arbitrarily extensible -- it's basically the TIFF of multimedia). QT is pretty much the polar opposite of shitty when it comes to multimedia -- after nearly two decades, there still isn't anything else in existence that comes close to it for rich media development. MKV is about the only container that even attempts to do a lot of what has been easy in QT for years (like multiple embedded soft subs in different code pages).

      Of course, most of Apple's own apps export to QT by default, so I suspect most people who have random QT files do so because of that, or because they downloaded movie trailers encoded with Sorenson, a family of codecs that has only ever been developed for QT, and has continued to be the best quality codec for professional work where you can pore over each frame of video for hours.
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    143. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      Jeez, do guys you turn off lights by hitting the switch with a hammer? No - I use a pneumatic drill to remove all the wiring all the way back to the fusebox
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    144. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      You are allowed to do that.

      Instead of using Software Update, download the update package from Apple and run it manually. When it gets to the end and asks you to restart, force quit the installer.

      And no, you're not allowed to complain that this is non-obvious and more work. Selectively restarting the necessary applications after updating a core system component is a power user activity, and it is not expected to be simple or obvious. Apple provides the quick and easy way for the average Joe, and if you want something better then take a moment to figure out how to do it the way you want.

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    145. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Mista2 · · Score: 1

      Don't know myself what advantage QT has. On linux there is no real quicktime player as most of the codecs are proprietary. I guess those sites that use it just miss out on my eyeballs and clicks on their ads, but I dont miss their content. I helped set up the www.parliament.nz website with video broadcasting, and I actually found it was 100 times easier to get wmv files to stream, and I just use VLC instead of media player in Firefox and it just works on linux. No way to get quicktime viewing in linux, but we had to add it to the site anyway so DRM crippled macs could see the content too. 8)

    146. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by m0rphin3 · · Score: 1

      I always use Startup Guard. It does the same thing as Teatimer, but with zero overhead.

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    147. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Viperpete · · Score: 1

      I find mediamonkey to do just fine.

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    148. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by craagz · · Score: 1

      Heh, by the look of it this "norton removal tool" seems to be the most effective anti-virus solution from Symantec

    149. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Nick+Ives · · Score: 1

      iTunes is awful. In Windows Anapod Explorer is better, but still annoying.

      Thankfully Amarok is coming to Windows with v2, that should be released when it's ready.

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    150. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by flnca · · Score: 1

      It's the standard self-repair function of Windows that comes with the Microsoft Installer (MSI) facility. Use Add/Remove Programs (ARP) to remove software. It will also remove the MSI package that repairs itself on your next reboot (or whenever it's integrity is checked).

    151. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Ah. I did the installer force-quit thing in Panther/Tiger, but the new Software Update put an end to that. I didn't think about checking apple.com for the package manually.

      Thanks for reminding me.

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    152. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      The new SU is kind of annoying for power users, although I can certainly see the advantage of it for regular use. Glad to be of service in any case.

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    153. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      As mini_me says, the reboot is probably due to the need to relink the libraries. On Unix, if you delete or replace a library, the inodes will not be freed until all applications using it have closed the file. It could be solved by just restarting all executables linking to the various WebKit libraries, but Apple being Apple ("You don't have to know anything about that!") they chose the easy route to do that: a reboot.

      Yes, it's stupid, but it's part and parcel of the design decisions that go into Apple's software. Heck, they could even write a program that detects all open instances of WebKit libraries and offer to restart all executables that use them, but rebooting is easier!.

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    154. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

      Even back in the early 1990's the computer shop I worked at was ripping every Symantec product, aside from AV, off customer computers due to the various problems they would cause.

    155. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      No, NRT will remove everything norton. All files, folders, settings, registry entries. It's the real deal!

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    156. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by mal0rd · · Score: 1

      It is easier than that - in Software Update just select "Download Only" from the menubar.

    157. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a terrible practice for anyone who is responsible for anybody else's boxen - MSConfig is meant for troubleshooting, not permanent config changes. The primary problem will arise when you need to revert to a previous config, because any boot using MSConfig is NOT considered to be using the "Last Known Good Configuration", so the system will revert back to a config from many years ago, with all the old drivers and missing any changes made since then.
      Of course, if you are using Ghost/RIS/whatever and have a sensible backup practice in place so your clients don't lose data when you have to wipe and restore, then go you.

    158. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Cannelloni · · Score: 1

      Sorry to ruin this beautiful joke, but no, sadly, cats (not even felis catus, the domestic variety) can't digest fruit or vegetables, only meat and fish. Certainly not apples. Their digestive system is just too specialized.

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    159. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by jc42 · · Score: 1

      not a kext, Webkit. When they update safari they also update webkit. Lots of system apps use the webkit engine. Dashboard is the one i think of right away.

      Which reminds me: Does anyone know of a way to turn Dashboard off? After experimenting with it a bit and being rather disappointed, I decided I'd just rather use the memory for things that I actually use. But attempts to get rid of it have failed, and questions in various Mac-related fora have come up empty. Is it really a mandatory part of OSX, or is there some config thingy somewhere that'll tell the startup stuff no not start it any more?

      It's especially annoying when I overreach a bit to type a char in the digits row, hit a function key, the screen fades, and Dashboard takes over. Then I have to stumble around trying to get rid of it again, losing my train of thought in the process.

      There are many things in this vaunted GUI that get to be really annoying as you get familiar with them ...

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    160. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Try Amarok.

    161. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by ttldkns · · Score: 1

      Dashboard doesnt load until you start it for the first time from boot.

      You can turn off the function key in the expose and spaces part of the system preferences.

      Good as removed :)

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    162. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The IBM/Lenovo Thinkvantage software suite deserves a special mention. It seems every program in it is just a duplicate of a standard XP utility, and it butts heads with Windows at every turn. I've had this laptop at work for a year, and I still can't get the power management to work right. I only just recently got the wireless working (mostly) right after spending several hours pounding my head against a brick wall.

      I got my wife a Lenovo laptop a while ago, and it's been great. However, I had to do some things to get it that way.

      It originally came with Vista (back when Vista was brand-new). That was a disaster. So I wiped the disk, and installed a corporate copy of XP (unfortunately, I can't move her to Ubuntu just yet because of some other windows-only software she needs), and then downloaded all the XP drivers for the various peripherals. I left out antivirus, and installed Firefox, Ad-aware, and OpenOffice instead. It's been smooth sailing ever since, with only the occasional Windows hiccup. More lately, I finally got fed up with Media Player and installed VLC, which is excellent, and I installed AdBlock Plus on Firefox, and she loves it. No viruses, no major problems, it mostly works just fine. Honestly, I don't think Windows would have such a horrible reputation for viruses if it weren't for stupid IE and Active-X (and Outlook): use Firefox instead and you'll probably never have a problem.

    163. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by zachdms · · Score: 1

      Better interface for WMP? ;)

      The player media associations should be pretty straight-forward - the player's First Use Experience dialog's Custom path lets you toggle what you want it to own/not own, the Tools:Options:File Types menu in the player lets you customize later, and the Set Program Access and Defaults lets you set the global file-associations-for-WMP-OFF-NOW! switch.

      That should be a fairly robust set of options, and there shouldn't be any niggling reownership or Are You Really Certain You Want Other Player To Play That File Type dialogs to bother you.

      I'd be interested in the specifics of your media associations criticism. The large majority of confusion in this space stems from the other player not correctly registering their file types. Pre-Vista this was a little more difficult because many applications only registered correctly for shell associations and didn't register for MIME/browser associations. The new Default Programs:Set User Defaults scheme in Vista accounts for this fairly nicely (at least way better than it was before; plus it's per-user).

      So: what were your specific problems/criticisms here? While I wrote most of the player side of this discussion, I've always been pretty proactive in reaching out to other vendors to help them fix up their broken registration code, so -- I'd love to know if I know what you're having an issue with.

      Speaking for myself only, as always.

    164. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by mikiN · · Score: 1

      First of all: :-)

      Secondly: K-PAXians have known how to harness the power of light for a very long time, and if humans would have the beginnings of that understanding, things might be a lot easier. The real point of my joke must have gotten lost in translation into text.

      The point was that putting so many registered Apple trademarks along with a mention of "authorized service provider" might appear to a being with highly sensitive perception to be e very subtly crafted attempt to lure search engine spiders into ranking this Slashdot article more prominently on Apple related search result pages. Ironically, our exchange may just serve to reinforce this.

      Of course I know that cats don't usually eat fruit. (Sadly) I'm just as much an Earth-bound omnivorous creature as (I suppose) you are.

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    165. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      That is a shame,because the Norton Utilities from the late '90s was actually pretty good. The Norton Disk Doctor especially was head and shoulders above Windows Chkdisk and I often used it to repair disks that Windows couldn't. That said after 2001 when they started to integrate Norton Utilities with all the other crap that they had bought was when IMHO it turned into crap. I never have been able to understand why Symantec will buy a perfectly good product and then totally ruin it by trying to bolt a dozen other programs written by other companies into the product and turning it into a bloated buggy mess. IMHO Norton Utilities and Powerquest Partition Magic and Disk Image were must haves during the Win9X period. Unfortunately Symantec destroyed both products completely making them IMO nothing but bloated crap. But that is my 02c,YMMV

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    166. Re:Print Version (and my Apple woes) by Cannelloni · · Score: 1

      Yes, omnivorous in the sense "I eat everything". Cats, however beautiful and sophisticated, eat only dead things.

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  2. Norton Products... by DaRat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The worst has to be the Norton XXXX products. I installed Norton 360 v2 on my laptop as an "upgrade" to Norton AntiVirus 2007, and I think that intentionally installing a few viruses and malware would have resulted in better overall system performance.

    Symantec tech support was, of course, useless:
    "Sir, you have a virus or malware."
    "Yes, I know: the malware is called Norton 360 since my problems didn't appear until I installed your product. What I want to know is how to stop Norton 360 from using 100% of both cores and incessently accessing the DVD drive for no apparent reason."
    "Sir, you need to run a scan for virus and malware."

    At least I got the damn thing uninstalled and got a refund. Never again...

    1. Re:Norton Products... by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 5, Informative

      Repeat after me:

      AVG Free.
      AVG Free.
      AVG Free.

      You should start to feel better soon.

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    2. Re:Norton Products... by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The decline of Norton is a sad story. I remember when Norton's Disk Doctor for DOS was cool, and when it was fun to watch Speedisk shuffle the clusters on your FAT filesystem all around. And it actually worked as advertised! :-)

      What was the last good version? Norton Utilities for DOS 6.01?

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    3. Re:Norton Products... by gravyface · · Score: 4, Informative

      While I'm a regular AVG user (Free Edition at home, and Network Edition for my clients), the interface is attrocious, the malware encyclopedia is next to useless, and the bizarre update/error-state notices are a nuisance. Version 8 improved the admin console a bit, but not nearly enough.

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    4. Re:Norton Products... by stubob · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seconded. After twiddling with VPN settings in Anti-Virus 2007, which featured a firewall that they didn't ever mention, it decided to upgrade to 2008. Guess what? It didn't move my additional rules over and I had to redo them.

      I'm not renewing when the subscription expires.

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    5. Re:Norton Products... by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I love AVG, but the version 8 isn't really as good as the 7.5. It eats up CPU and is a bit more intrusive. Wish that I hadn't upgraded.

    6. Re:Norton Products... by MrMr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd say around 1990 or MS-DOS 5.0, when Peter norton sold his company to Symantec.

    7. Re:Norton Products... by geekoid · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I just installed AVG free 8.0 and it immediatly told my I had a virus in an email and deleted my whole inbox.

      Just an FYI

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    8. Re:Norton Products... by AioKits · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if Norton Products still do this, haven't used em in some time, but I would be playing a game and the Norton 'We gotta update!' window would pop up and either knock me out of the game or get me killed in said game. I know security updates are important, but damnit, wait for me to get out of the application before you decide you need front and center focus!

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    9. Re:Norton Products... by Hankapobe · · Score: 4, Informative
      My brother in law "all of a sudden" lost his internet connection on his computer. After testing the connection, I ran some diagnostics. Guess what? Norton AV was blocking port 80.

      But wait! it gets better. You cannot uninstall it through the remove programs. You have to go into safe mode and uninstall there. Otherwise, you'll just get error messages - regardless if you use Norton's uninstall or Windows.

      What a kick in the balls!

    10. Re:Norton Products... by Nimey · · Score: 1

      NU 8 was the last DOS version & it wasn't bad. I've still got a copy somewhere. I was annoyed because they never updated it to work with Stacker 4.0's compression, which I used at the time with my tiny 106MB hard drive.

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    11. Re:Norton Products... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't forget:

      AntiVir Free
      AntiVir Free
      AntiVir Free

      I find that helps too.

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    12. Re:Norton Products... by AdmiralAl · · Score: 2, Informative

      I couldn't agree more. Disk Doctor for DOS was a fantastic program. Useful for everything from fixing corrupt files to editing "saved game" files. Once Norton was taken over by Symantec, it was all down hill from there. I can't even begin to count the number of times I've had to remove Norton Internet Security from people's systems because it was completely killing system performance.

    13. Re:Norton Products... by KlomDark · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's so much more fun to say "Avast! Avast! Avast!" - I've used AVG for years, but am finding Avast even better with a far better GUI. (Although shut off the audio alert "Virus Database Has Been Updated", especially when you have the speakers set for loud and then thing goes off at 4AM or when you're busy with your girlfriend. Scares the hell out of you!) http://www.avast.com/

      And they had 64-bit support before AVG, that's why I switched.

    14. Re:Norton Products... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      I dumped AVG Free (for Avast) around Christmas, when it started to advertise AVG Pro at me by opening my browser and directing it to a web page.

      Yes, it was telling me about a limited-time money-off offer; no, I do not expect adware behaviour from software designed to keep malware off my machine.

    15. Re:Norton Products... by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No kidding. I put it on my mom's laptop, and I know it won't be long before I'm getting panicky phone calls about those update notices. I also don't like how it basically kidnaps your system on startup until it updates, it should just work in the background.

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    16. Re:Norton Products... by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Informative

      Huh? I use AVG Free on one of my machines at home and it doesn't 'kidnap' my system. Things run just fine while it checks for updates.

    17. Re:Norton Products... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I still have a copy of NU 4.5, which I keep in DOSBox. I still miss NCD when I am in the terminal (being able to do ncd foo, and it does a breadth-first search of the tree until it encounters a directory called foo, then changes there, was great), and NU is still the hex editor with the best UI I've found for simple tasks.

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    18. Re:Norton Products... by pugdk · · Score: 1

      I second that! Avast seems superior to AVG in my opinion (and I've used AVG for years, just recently switched to Avast)

    19. Re:Norton Products... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Even that eats up quite a bit of overhead and is needlessly noisy about how fantastically it's protecting my machine.

      I'll be burnt at the stake for saying this, but I find I like Live OneCare.

    20. Re:Norton Products... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Repeat after me?" Seriously?

      The biggest annoyance with AVG is that it thinks anything with two extensions is a virus if the second one could be code. It assumes someone's trying to confuse you into clicking on it when the second extension is hidden by explorer. Now Microsoft has adopted .html.js as its convention for Javascript code-behinds to instantiate Silverlight apps in an Eolas-patent-friendly way and built this into Visual Studio 2008. Every time you install or patch VS2008 it tries to put these files back, throwing up loads of errant AVG warnings. No-one on the internet seems to have a fix for this and AVG support are ignoring me.

    21. Re:Norton Products... by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      last time i had any norton shit on my gaming windows partition it got me fragged in a quake 3 game.

      never again.

      since then, this is what i do when i need windows for gaming:

      download all drivers and AVG free before install;
      install windows, install drivers, install AVG;
      configure windows auto-update to manual operation;
      disable windows firewall;
      do not install anything other than games;
      run behind a linux/openBSD firewall;

      minimal system, minimal headaches.

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    22. Re:Norton Products... by nosfucious · · Score: 1

      Symantec has a history of turning any good products to crap.

      Ghost. Once great, now a dumbed down NTBackup.

      Don't know if I'd ever call Norton Anti-Virus "great", but "crap" certainly springs to mind. The number one reason (of many) to use a RIS image on any Thinkpad laptops.

      BindView.

      I'm really hoping Backup Exec and Netbackup don't go the same way.

      Even if there are no other competing products, or they are the ONLY product to do the job, I'll never, ever approve or otherwise recommend a Norton Product.

      (I feel better now. Spleen fully vented. Core meltdown averted).

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    23. Re:Norton Products... by FredFredrickson · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've seen this, and can confirm this behavior, but I think you're a bit mixed up... I work in computer repair, and yes, by default it should block port 80, unless you're running a webserver.

      What you meant to say, is that it blocks internet access- and this is true. Norton Internet Security's default install would block any and all internet access. I think they finally put out an update that fixed it, but during one or two months in 2006ish/2007 we had about 15 computers come in with the same symptoms - no internet. Took us very little time to figure out that it was the NIS firewall's default settings. Bloody stupid if you ask me.

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    24. Re:Norton Products... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Repeat after me..

      NOD32
      NOD32
      NOD32

      AVG free is nice but NOD32 kicks it's butt in speed and detection. I loaded it on a AVG free protected machine and it found 3 nasties.

      it also does not detect VNC, angryIP scanner, snort, and netcat as spyware or a virus. Most other virus scanners call those tools "suspect"

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    25. Re:Norton Products... by gaspyy · · Score: 1

      I think you meant "Disk Editor" (de.exe), which was indeed amazing and made me learn the FAT filesystem.

    26. Re:Norton Products... by maxume · · Score: 1

      I sort of thought that it used less CPU (just anecdotally). On the plus side, 8.0 lets you schedule weekly scans instead of daily scans.

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    27. Re:Norton Products... by kimvette · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, AVG is great, and it comes without support, but don't ever buy the commercial versions.

      Why?

      Their software doesn't save settings or apply updates unless you're on NTFS (not a problem on new machines but many, many older machines shipped to businesses shipped with FAT - NTFS became the default from Dell only about a year ago! If you didn't specify they shipped their Optiplexes and Precisions on FAT).

      Support takes three days to respond.

      There is no phone number to contact them in the USA.

      Their software works incredibly well (aside from the undocumented requirement for NTFS) but in a business you cannot afford a three-day turnaround time for support inquiries, and a game of email tag which takes hours to days.

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    28. Re:Norton Products... by SkyDude · · Score: 1
      I love AVG, but the version 8 isn't really as good as the 7.5. It eats up CPU and is a bit more intrusive. Wish that I hadn't upgraded.

      If what AVG says is true, they won't offer updates for 7.5 (free) version after June 08. But I agree, vers 8 is choking my older laptop thanks to the spyware app being included in the package.

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    29. Re:Norton Products... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It was blocking port 80 *out*. What actually happened was that the transparent web proxy crashed, which is a very frequent occurrence.

    30. Re:Norton Products... by BigDogCH · · Score: 2, Informative

      "I'm really hoping Backup Exec and Netbackup don't go the same way."

      Too late. We just rolled back to an older version of Backup Exec because of constant crashing in the latest version, along with horrid performance, and overall unreliability. Symantec support is useless. The new version runs dead slow on a fairly powerful machine as well. If anyone can recommend some software that works with a tandberg storage loader, let me know.

      The best user quote from the symantec forum (one of many)......."Unfortunately, I've rebuilt the server because 11d pretty much ruined my life." Congrats Kevin K.

    31. Re:Norton Products... by spazimodo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's amazing how bad the "consumer" versions of Norton, McAfee, etc have become. Apparently they don't realize that's the impression people go with when they need to purchase business AV as well.

      The corporate versions are still pretty usable (When people ask for AV suggestions for their home PC, I usually recommend getting a single Symantec Antivirus Corporate Edition license - cheap and runs well)

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    32. Re:Norton Products... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed. Version 8 feels bloaty and is more in-your-face than an antivirus application has any business being. It wants to install a "security" toolbar in my web browser. It feels slower when bringing up its management window.

      WTF does everyone in the world and their brother want to install a toolbar in my web browser? If I said yes to all of them, I'd have about 2 pixels of viewpane left to look at.

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    33. Re:Norton Products... by Geirzinho · · Score: 1

      Confirmed, around that time we saw some cases of that at my company too. Port 80 tcp outbound was blocked.

      We never investigated though, just replaced those with another AV we had a licence for.

    34. Re:Norton Products... by operagost · · Score: 1

      NAV corporate was great (Symantec bought the Intel Landesk VP and greatly improved it) until version 10, when it turned into a do-it-all bloatfest just like the consumer version.

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    35. Re:Norton Products... by mandark1967 · · Score: 0

      AVG Free.
      AVG Free.
      AVG Free.

      You should start to feel better soon.

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    36. Re:Norton Products... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Interesting... how are you supposed to download an upgrade if internet access is blocked? Or did it only allow itself internet access?

      I only load up an antivirus program if I think I have a problem... since I personally run Linux most of the time, and my kids are trained not to download and run stuff arbitrarily on their computers, it's generally just my wife who's computer turns into a giant cpu sucking pig.

      Sometimes I just "too bad" her, since I've told her repeatedly not to just click OK to everything that pops up on the screen, but sometimes I get the glorious chore of fixing it.

      The program I use is whatever free one I get from comcast, I think it's McAfee. But I download the newest version each time (like once every six months), so I can't even remember. Uninstall sucks, but isn't as much of a nightmare as these other stories make Norton out to be.

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    37. Re:Norton Products... by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you are using Thunderbird/Mozilla mail this is a fairly common occurence with any virus scanner. Apparently these scanners are smart enough to be able to quarantine single emails from Outlook but cannot do it for a file format that has been used for 10+ years . You can restore the inbox (after making a copy of your current inbox and deleting the associated .msf file). You can then delete the offending email and copy the email from the inbox that was used during the interrum back into your restored inbox.

    38. Re:Norton Products... by Ifni · · Score: 1

      I also dropped AVG Free for Avast!. My only complaint about Avast! (aside from the already mentioned audio alert) is that they require you to register. Free, true, and that's what disposable email addresses are for, but still a little annoying. But the user interface is much better than AVG, and it certainly seems faster. I never compared resource usage, but with AVG, app startup seemed sluggish, and after going to Avast!, it seems snappier. Could just be subjective, but I'm happy with the switch.

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    39. Re:Norton Products... by znerk · · Score: 1

      I keep hearing about AVG, but I'm an Avast! user, myself. I don't know about the technical end, but AVG looks kinda amateur, in comparison (from a strictly graphical/interface standpoint).

      On the other hand, I also have an XP machine that was installed on October 14th, 2007, is used almost daily, and sits on an open internet connection - and is still whining that I haven't installed antivirus on it (because it actually doesn't have any, not because the one I installed was broken, or something). I scan it weekly with another machine, and have yet to find any malware other than a few tracking cookies.

      Bottom line, your usage is what gets you virus-infected.

      Oh, I also run a 760k hosts file. Might that have something to do with it?

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    40. Re:Norton Products... by travellersside · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Mod grandparent not a troll.

      I don't run it on my primary machine precisely because it is so intrusive and demanding when the machine turns on. It is used on my secondary machine and the machines of two of my friends, all of which have decent specs. With these, you might as well wander off when you boot up, because anything that you try to do will be so incredibly slow that it really isn't worth the effort. As far as I can tell, the program works fine otherwise, but it has a horrible UI.

    41. Re:Norton Products... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dumped AVG (and a commercial product) for Avast (avast.com) a couple years back. It's a great alternative that not enough people know about because we all seem to be stuck on the AVG mantra.

    42. Re:Norton Products... by Jaknet · · Score: 1

      Have to say I used to be an avid AVG free user (yes I'm tight) until the latest set of updates which now consider any modified .exe file or patch as a virus and it deletes it without even warning. I have a few games that I run from iso instead of messing about with the disk everytime and sometimes I need to use a patched .exe. Only to find that all the .exes like this had just been binned by AVG and none of the games or other software would work. Binned AVG. Reinstalled of my backups and now using Avast home. Good by AVG, you were good for a while.

    43. Re:Norton Products... by felipekk · · Score: 1

      And for those of you that don't mind paying a few bucks for a good AV, repeat after me:

      NOD32
      NOD32
      NOD32

      (No, I don't work for them, just love their product)

    44. Re:Norton Products... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't.

    45. Re:Norton Products... by Nimey · · Score: 3, Informative

      There's a setting in T-bird for this: Tools->Options->Privacy->Anti-Virus->Allow anti-virus clients to quarantine individual incoming messages

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    46. Re:Norton Products... by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      To continue..

      FREE Comodo Firewall
      FREE Comodo Anti-Malware
      FREE Comodo AntiVirus

      FREE Comodo Firewall
      FREE Comodo Anti-Malware
      FREE Comodo AntiVirus

    47. Re:Norton Products... by ANCOVA · · Score: 1

      Noooooo, a slashdotter USES WINDOWS????

    48. Re:Norton Products... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      and then thing goes off at 4AM or when you're busy with your girlfriend. If your AV sends off an alarm while you're busy with your girlfriend, it might be a sign that it's actually trying to tell you something useful for a change.
    49. Re:Norton Products... by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      Not really, AVG's famous for false positives. One day the zip file is fine, the next it's infected with "x", the day after it's fine again, etc.

      And I ugraded AVG to version 8.0 on my Vista laptop. Somewhere along the way, a log file got corrupted and Vista started doing system dumps and BSOD when it tried to run. Not sure what caused this but it is the first problem I've had with Vista. I had to uninstall and rollback the restoration point. I think it's okay agan, but I'm leary about trying to reinstall AVG.

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    50. Re:Norton Products... by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

      Every once in a while I find myself typing ncd at a command line. I should make an alias that does an ncd.

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    51. Re:Norton Products... by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      Funny you mention that the MALWARE encyclopedia for an ANTIVIRUS program is next to useless. It should be. Because it shouldnt have one.

      I used AVG up until they committed the sin of bundling all their wonderful products together for the customers ultimate satisfaction. Version 8 made the UI look all pretty true, but it also is very lacking in any actual options. While trying to configure it after updating then I found on their help site 3 menus/check boxes referenced that simply did not exist in the program. Also, if I remember correctly, it has a bundle with Yahoo toolbar that tries to install itself unless you unselect it.

      In short, AVG is dying out. I dropped it and went with ClamWin. Open source products are just getting more and more attractive every day.

    52. Re:Norton Products... by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      I thought I was the only one that was hypnotized by defragging software...

    53. Re:Norton Products... by Angostura · · Score: 1

      The version available for Macs around 1990 was damn useful. Wouldn't touch it with a barge-pole now.

    54. Re:Norton Products... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no no no .

      AVIRA
      AVIRA
      AVIRA

    55. Re:Norton Products... by eulernet · · Score: 1

      What ? No mention of Norton Commander ?
      It was the greatest piece of software on DOS !
      I'm still using one of its successors: Total Commander.

    56. Re:Norton Products... by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      It's so much more fun to say "Avast! Avast! Avast!" For me it was so much fun to say "Ubuntu Ubuntu Ubuntu" and my karma can take it.
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    57. Re:Norton Products... by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 1

      Symantec has a history of turning any good products to crap. Sage Software is guilty of that too. One should buy the other and then they could implode into a vacuum of suckiness and then only good software would remain and my Lucasarts floppies would work again.
    58. Re:Norton Products... by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      I'd say around 1990 or MS-DOS 5.0, when Peter norton sold his company to Symantec. Peter Norton? He didn't by chance sell the 'o' and 'n' for an 'h' and make himself real famous in certain particular circles, did he?
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    59. Re:Norton Products... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have fallen a long way. Norton Commander and the rest of their Tools suite was a must-have back in the DOS age. Sadly at a previous job, the IT boys chose Norton/Symantec AV which brought my rather powerful company-issue laptop to a halt once a day. I renamed the software Norton Anti-Productivity Tool.

    60. Re:Norton Products... by AdmiralAl · · Score: 1

      You are 100% correct. It's been so long...my memory is so hazy from that time...a simpler time it was then....

    61. Re:Norton Products... by seligman · · Score: 1

      I missed NCD too. So I wrote CCD, for Windows' console users.

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    62. Re:Norton Products... by danomac · · Score: 1

      Took us very little time to figure out that it was the NIS firewall's default settings. Bloody stupid if you ask me.

      Butbutbut... this is actually smart! If you can't connect to anything you can't get infected!

      Probably the only time Norton works as advertised!
    63. Re:Norton Products... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My girlfriend's mother had Norton AntiVirus on her old notebook. It had somehow twisted her arm into agreeing for it to upgrade itself to a version which was so bloated it would not run on the computer. The notebook did not even meet the minimum memory requirements of the software.

      The CPU was constantly at about 50% and the disk thrashed constantly. Loading her browser and home page took about a quarter of an hour.

      my gf and I were visiting, and, unable to check our email on her machine, we tried to fix it. The system performance was so degraded it took us literally a couple of hours to get rid of Norton.

      A couple of days later she phoned to say it was all workly sweetly except the computer would inexplicably turn itself off overnight. I explained that this was normal "hibernation" but that she could configure this in Control Panel. The computer had been continuously busy for about a year - surprised it hadn't burnt a hole in her desk.

    64. Re:Norton Products... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Norton utilities for the commodore 64 would let you get around all sorts of copy protections, even to the point of letting you copy disk errors that were designed to make disk uncopyable...sigh, those were the days...

    65. Re:Norton Products... by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Nah, I was a Stereo Shell user back then. Of course, I've seen the light now thanks to Midnight Commander, but as I recall Norton's original didn't really do things like FTP very well. :-)

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    66. Re:Norton Products... by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 1

      You learn something new every day :) Thanks for the tip!

    67. Re:Norton Products... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I used to like ESET Nod32, because it used so little system resources.
      Then Nod32 v 3.0 happened -- it now is about as bloated and intrusive as Norton ever was, eating up considerable resources and with a memory footprint the size of Firefox, and configuration options buried in a new Interface From Hell, where you have to click twenty different places to get it to what want to do.
      And it's become so smart that if you now manually scan a folder, your previously scheduled On Demand task will now conveniently forget that it was set up to scan an entire drive, and re-scan that one folder instead. Cause there's no way to set the profile for the Scheduler. Progress, progress...

    68. Re:Norton Products... by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 2, Funny

      WTF does everyone in the world and their brother want to install a toolbar in my web browser? If I said yes to all of them, I'd have about 2 pixels of viewpane left to look at.
       
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    69. Re:Norton Products... by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Huh, wha?? Sorry ... I was watching the little blocks. They're so blue and pretty... :-D

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    70. Re:Norton Products... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, this was back when McAfee was also good software. You could even just download the executable and use it as scan-on-demand only, didn't have to 'install' it or deal with a ram/cpu pig resident shield.

      Symantec, Nortan, McAfee, TrendMicro (for their blacklist BS as well), and pretty much any of the big commercial AV products can all kiss it.

    71. Re:Norton Products... by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      Yeah boy!
      Speeddisk 6.0 lovers represent!

      Those were the days, DOS 6.22 and Norton (not Nortons you illiterate fools!) Utilities 6
      In those days we didn't have these dopey unmovable files (well except the root directory) and in my case I had under 1000 files on my entire drive, I'd run speeddisk daily on my 20mb WD MFM drive, the ones which made the classic chirp chirp noise you still hear today added as a sound effect for a computer room on a movie.

      Speeddisk was brilliant and you could watch it do its work, file systems weren't a bloody mess of cookie files and temporary internet files, hiberfil.sys, pagefiles which can't be moved and god knows what.
      Norton Utilities back then was a very very good product which offered all kinds of power over your machine which the standard OS could not provide.
      Now I won't go near it, I'll install O&O defrag, Acronis's disk director / true image and so on to managage my system

    72. Re:Norton Products... by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      I certainly don't think he was trolling, I was just scratching my head because I do NOT see the same behavior on the laptop I run it on. It's hardly a powerhouse, a 1.8ghz Turion with 512 megs of RAM. I can start using it shortly after I log in, updates or no updates. I find it interesting.

    73. Re:Norton Products... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had AVG Free for a few months. I had no problems with it. Then, inexplicably, it started asking me to reboot my machine after every auto update (every few days)!

      => Uninstall

    74. Re:Norton Products... by atamido · · Score: 1

      We're using version 12 and haven't experienced any issues yet. *knocks on wood*

    75. Re:Norton Products... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AVG Free is a resource hog as well. It's better than nothing, but not much better.

    76. Re:Norton Products... by Trogre · · Score: 1

      A sad state of affairs, and most likely a genius. I wonder what Peter is doing now...

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    77. Re:Norton Products... by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Ooh I've got one. How about the nVidia Network Access Manager, which merrily installs itself with your nForce chipset.

      It doesn't tell you it's a firewall. It doesn't let you configure it. It doesn't tell you it's blocking a lot of ports used for videoconferencing. If you figure out how to un-install it, it deactivates the first ethernet port, forcing you to use the second one.

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    78. Re:Norton Products... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^^^^ This deserves more love.

    79. Re:Norton Products... by justthinkit · · Score: 1

      Norton Disk Doctor (ndd.exe) _did_ fix corrupted files. DE was the disk editor. Two different beasts.

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    80. Re:Norton Products... by microbee · · Score: 1

      Oh my, all my good memories are back..

    81. Re:Norton Products... by gr8dude · · Score: 1

      Didn't know that Total Commander is a successor of Norton Commander; in fact, I don't think this is true.

      Check out FAR, it is far closer to the status of "successor", same GUI, same philosophy, etc. It is open source now.

      p.s. "far closer" sounds funny

    82. Re:Norton Products... by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Avast? Seriously, that's masochistic. I've never seen a worse UI!

      Well, except maybe Norton.

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    83. Re:Norton Products... by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of ZoneAlarm. The UI crashes, and the TrueVector Internet Monitor suddenly loses the ability to process rules, and applies a default "deny-all" policy.

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    84. Re:Norton Products... by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      Typically, web browsing outbound happens on a variety of ports, however, not on port 80.

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    85. Re:Norton Products... by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

      I'm running a 3ghz celeron with 1 gig RAM. I wouldn't call it a get-a-cup-of-coffee delay, but the machine is pretty sluggish for 10-20 seconds while AVG does it's update. Not a deal breaker--I'm still running it, even though I could get Symantec AV for free--but an annoyance.

      I wish it would just do it's thing quietly in the background without announcing every update, but hey, it's free.

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    86. Re:Norton Products... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep... or install it in spanish. It has a girl with a very sexy voice...

    87. Re:Norton Products... by BigDogCH · · Score: 1

      I am thinking it is a problem with the latest version not liking one of our pieces of hardware. 12 works perfect, for 1 backup, then it doesn't work again. Reinstall, works once. Also, it seems DEADLY slow.

    88. Re:Norton Products... by atamido · · Score: 1

      We did have an issue initially with the Windows drivers being installed for our iSCSI virtual tape library. Once we removed those and reinstalled the Symantec drivers, everything seemed fine. We've only been playing with it for a few weeks though, so there is still time for something to go wrong.

    89. Re:Norton Products... by heson · · Score: 1

      And the brotherprodct of Norton AV, Synamntc AV can not be uninstalled from safemode, which is inconvenient if it bluescreens the computer in normal startup. (trick is to remove the damn files)

    90. Re:Norton Products... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I don't speak "servant."

    91. Re:Norton Products... by Geno+Z+Heinlein · · Score: 1

      What was the last good version? Norton Utilities for DOS 6.01? Finding good Norton is easy. Norton rocked when there was a picture of the man himself, wearing a tie and a dress shirt with his sleeves rolled up, on all of his products.

    92. Re:Norton Products... by zoomosis · · Score: 1

      By default AVG Free 8.0 will also delete a ZIP file if it finds a virus inside. No moving the ZIP file to AVG's Virus Vault - it just deletes it outright. I lost some e-mail because of this.

  3. Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've noticed recently it's wanted to update itself about once every two weeks, which would be fine if it was a FireFox type update - nice and clean, restart app & done, but instead the update mechanism is something like the following:

    Click on "omg! Update me!" big window.
    Browse through newly openeded browser window.
    No, just the free one, no shitty MP3's thanks.
    Download. Click install.
    No ffs, don't take control over all my media types.
    No, keep your shitty ad-ware.
    Die Winamp agent; if you're not the default for everything it's for a reason.
    Yeah, same settings as last time (it's an update ffs).
    Oh right, you changed a bunch of setting anyway, thanks.

    There's just a tonne of questions that are so unnecessary for a minor update, which seem to come thick & fast these days. Thanks a bunch AOL; you've created the least smooth updating process i've seen in a while.

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    1. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by PsyQo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You forgot that when you change the volume of winamp, it changes the master volume of your PC.

    2. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by compro01 · · Score: 1

      This is the reason I still use the old version 2.95 (available @ oldversion.com). Lightweight, simple, no messing around. It Just Works.

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    3. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should be using DirectSound ouput, which doesn't alter the system volume settings (if you can't/don't want to, download QCD, http://www.quinnware.com/ , which, AFAIK, has the option you want, without using DirectSound).

    4. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Foobar2000

    5. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by Chees0rz · · Score: 1

      I have to agree... winamp was my love for years, and every time I would format my desktop (once a year... it's windows...) I would hesitate more each time before installing it. It has become uber bloated and like you said keeps prompting for annoying 'download and reinstall' updates. Well, my hard drive crashed... and I don't think Winamp is going to make it on here this time. It is just too damn annoying. If anyone knows a nice alternative (would rather not use winamp 2x), let me know... I don't want to use iTunes...

    6. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by MBCook · · Score: 3, Insightful

      WinAmp 2.95 was perfect. Small, wicked fast, just about perfect.

      WinAmp 3 was an unnecessary rewrite, and I didn't like it much. Felt slower for no real benefit to me. It was about this time I went over to iTunes (mostly due to iPod).

      Then they later released 5 because of all the complaints. 2 (the good version) + 3 (the recent version) = 5 (the new version). Never tried it, WinAmp had lost all mindshare by that point.

      So much good software just bloats past what it needed and into death. Reader used to be pretty good. Norton wasn't the amazingly bad program it is now, it was once the best.

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    7. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Me too. I stuck with 2.95 for a few years but became annoyed at some of its limitations, then switched to Foobar2000.

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    8. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Foobar2000 is what I use now, but if that wasn't available I'd probably use vlc.

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    9. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by DrMaurer · · Score: 1

      Use the direct-x output which doesn't do this instead of (i believe) waveout.

      Really annoying. Unfortunately, the TV program that came with my (cough) viao does this, too. I'm going to find something else...

      Anyway...

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    10. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second that. I stopped updating the damn thing. I'd rather have a virus.

    11. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still happily running Winamp v2.95 and every time I start up it asks me to upgrade to v4 or v5 or v6... there hasn't really been a single real improvement since v2.78 if you ask me. They just get slower and more bloated and add more features.

    12. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by maxume · · Score: 1

      Foobar rocks.

      Maybe it is just me not having the correct model for operating it in my head, but I can't imagine using VLC as a music player, the interface just isn't up to it. It's fine for pushing a video file at the right codec, but working with playlists seems pretty awkward to me.

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    13. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Zawinski's Law keeps striking.

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    14. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by p0tat03 · · Score: 1

      WinAmp 5 was actually an improvement over 3. Version 3 was slow, unstable, and dangerously buggy. I had it crash constantly to the point where I just went back to version 2. Did I mention it ate RAM like a monster?

      Actually, 5 is a pretty good music player. The only problem was the adware, and the main reason why I don't use it anymore :( RIP WinAmp, you were awesome, for a little while.

    15. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because AOL bought out nullsoft, fired everyone, and put their coders in charge.

      Yes, AOL, the company that handed out cd's like candy, essentially littering everything. Trapped in users with "free" trials then proceeded to gouge their credit cards, and even after a stop payment, sent debt collection agencies after said users that had cut their service off. The same AOL who requires you use their kludgy, shitty software for internet connectivity. The same AOL that gave us the wonderful final releases of netscape. The same AOL that gave us the ad-ridden AIM. The same fucking company that attaches itself to everything to remain relevant. (AOL/time warner anyone?)

      You wonder why winamp went from awesome (2.9X) to utter fail (winamp 3, winamp 5, etc.) That's when AOL reared its ugly head.

    16. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by anushandhan · · Score: 1

      Did you just say "if it was a FireFox type update - nice and clean" You must be very lucky. Because FireFox update has been annoying me like anything, first it won't be able to update using the partial update and ask me to download the full update. Ok fine I do that but that won't update it either. So to update it I have to do some jugglery, first I have to rename the firefox.exe file as it can't be deleted for some weird reason (even when I don't see any firefox.exe in the task manager tasks), and then run the renamed file to complete the update process. So much for the hassle free update huh!!!

    17. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      Try MediaMonkey. It's similar to Winamp's speed and relative unbloatwareness, but unlike Winamp, it doesn't seem like it's going to be sold to the next Yahoo, AOL, or M$.

      I've recently switched and couldn't be happier. Here's a in-depth review should you need convincing.

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    18. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by Ifni · · Score: 1

      I concur. I've loved and sworn by WinAMP for years, but I'm seriously thinking about looking into alternatives. I play most of my media with Media Player 6 (open source) anyway, but it has poor support for building/managing/navigating playlists, as does VLC, which is also Damn Handy^tm. Sigh. It is fortunate that we have entered a world where beggars can be choosers and users can and should demand top performance/stability/features from free software.

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    19. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you got Norton on your system.

    20. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by EMCEngineer · · Score: 1

      That sounds better than what I've got. I use WinAmp at home, and love it. I don't recall what version, but it hasn't bugged me about updating in a long time.

      At work I was told WinAmp was a security risk, and had to get rid of it. Quicktime was the suggested alternate - which sucks. I ended up using Windows Media Player, which blows doneky nuts.

    21. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Paint.NET suffers from update-itis also. At least I don't have to click the most recent version on a webpage, though. But it still has to download, completely uninstall itself, then reinstall itself before I can look at the damned image, and it has one of these updates every week it seems like. (And they're all minor, like 0.0.0.1.)

    22. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by CKW · · Score: 1

      I used 2.95 up until a year ago. Version 5 IS version 2! That was the whole point, they realized they made a horrible mistake with v3 and so they took the very last released version of 2.9x, and continued with it as version 5!

      Just make sure you dig around the winamp site and download the super-lite version and do a custom install with updates/etc/etc turned off. PERFECT!

      Like good datacenter practice -- NEVER UPGRADE unless you absolutely have to, and turn off all features you do not absolutely need. The fewer features you use (ala flashblocker and noscript) the fewer vulnerabilities you have.

      You know what's cool about using Netscape Gold 3.x as your POP client with javascript and java turned off? No in-the-wild vulnerabilities target you. Who would target a mail client that old! It would be like trying to hack into systems not knowing that one of them is an Amiga 500!!

    23. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by bloodninja · · Score: 1

      Winamp3 was rushed out so that they could have the string mp3 in the name. There was no other reason for it being released. Nullsoft wanted a version bump for marketing purposes, and had the devs rush out a new version for no other reason. Winamp4 was skipped for some other silly reason, I forget why, but it was marketing as well.

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    24. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by icegreentea · · Score: 1

      Officially, its because Winamp 5 combines the Winamp 2 music player itself, with the Winamp 3 skin system (2+3=5). Unofficially, its because they don't want people asking for Winamp4 skins.
      That being said, Winamp 5 isn't that bad. If you're careful with your installs, and willing to do a little pruning (just deleting some plug ins), it runs almost as fast as Winamp 2 (depending on your skin of course), and it has some nice nifty plugins packaged with it (global hotkeys being my favorite). But I use foobar now, mainly cause I realized that I almost never actually LOOK at my media player. My only question is why it actually takes so long (there is a progress dialog) for foobar to load songs to playlists.

    25. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Might want to consider switching to Foobar2000. I find it a hell of a lot less annoying.

    26. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by gr8dude · · Score: 1

      Winamp 2.95 was indeed great; but it had a memory leak, after a while it would use up to 800 MB.

      It didn't have a global hotkeys feature - which I use extensively via a third-party plugin. My guess is the memory leak was caused by the plug-in.

      Winamp 5, if installed correctly (without all the bells and whistles will behave exactly as Winamp 2.95, and it has a global hotkeys plugin onboard too!).

      Winamp 5 is a good program, as long as you don't install the extra stuff you don't need and use a classic skin. Memory usage is as in the case of 2.x (about 2 MB while playing an MP3).

      Note: once I've seen that, I decided to "freeze" it and never update, you never know... :-)

    27. Re:Winamp becoming Damned Irritating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, that must suck. Good thing I'm still using a copy of Winamp 2.43..

      Since all I want a mp3 player to do is, *gasp*, play MP3's, what on earth do I need all the rest of this nonsense for?

      Fortunately, 2.43 is so old, fast, and lean that it doesn't give me one whit of trouble.

  4. Agreed, but.... by xpuppykickerx · · Score: 1

    Apparently, they didn't try out TimeMaker.

  5. Honestly, these problems are solveable by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Adobe Reader - Using open source PDF reader "Evince Document Viewer" instead. Result? Software does not annoy.

    Apple iTunes - Using open source music program "Amarok". Result? Software does not annoy (and works much better than iTunes as well).

    Windows Update - Using Genuine Linux Distro "Ubuntu". Result? No licensing restrictions, no DRM, no repeated system restarts, no service packs to fix the previous service pack, that fixed the previous service pack, that fixed months old critical bugs.

    RealPlayer - Avoiding RealPlayer like the plague it is (using "Amarok" for the same functionality, if not the same file format). Result? No privacy leaks, no ads, no reporting back to Real on what I listen to or where I visit on the web.

    Java - Using Sun's Java without the Yahoo toolbar. Result? Java is reasonably well behaved. Looking forward to truly open-sourced Java in the near future.

    Yahoo - Use Yahoo's maps to check up on Google results. Use Yahoo throw-away email when I need to be a little bit stealthy. Otherwise avoid Yahoo.com like the plague it is. Result? Happy camper.

    Norton Antivirus - Using upgraded OS "Linux" so that viruses are not a problem. Result? Viruses? I don't have no stinking viruses!

    Preinstalled software bundles - Using upgraded OS "Linux" so that preinstalled software bundles are not a problem. Result? Preinstalled software bundles? I don't have no stinking preinstalled software bundles!

    Outlook/Exchange - Using "Evolution". The jury is still out on whether "Evolution" is worth using verses online calendar and scheduling web sites.

    Flash - Using...nothing. Avoiding flash based websites like the plague they are. Results? Fast web page loading, no privacy issues, no vector for malware installation, only see web pages that actually provide links to relevant content.

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    1. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot Quicktime, and Apple trying to force it down our throats every 10 seconds, plus the huge size of the updates for it.

    2. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Adobe Reader - Using open source PDF reader "Evince Document Viewer" instead. Result? Software does not annoy. Yeah, too bad nothing other than the Adobe version can support Reader plugins. Document signing, etc.

      Apple iTunes - Using open source music program "Amarok". Result? Software does not annoy (and works much better than iTunes as well). You can buy stuff from iTunes in Amarok?

      Norton Antivirus - Using upgraded OS "Linux" so that viruses are not a problem. Result? Viruses? I don't have no stinking viruses! Not yet anyway.

      Preinstalled software bundles - Using upgraded OS "Linux" so that preinstalled software bundles are not a problem. Result? Preinstalled software bundles? I don't have no stinking preinstalled software bundles! This I don't even know what you are talking about. Hell, Ubuntu comes with a shitload of preinstalled stuff.

      Outlook/Exchange - Using "Evolution". The jury is still out on whether "Evolution" is worth using verses online calendar and scheduling web sites. Evolution sucks donkey balls. Thunderbird is better (PKCS#11 support, smartcards, etc). There is no good calendering unfortunately (Sunbird maybe some day).

      Flash - Using...nothing. Avoiding flash based websites like the plague they are. Results? Fast web page loading, no privacy issues, no vector for malware installation, only see web pages that actually provide links to relevant content. You would have to be an idiot to ignore YouTube and sites like it. I'm not talking about all the stupid crap on there. I'm talking about the tutorials and such. The instructional value is off the charts.
    3. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by gzipped_tar · · Score: 1

      >Outlook/Exchange - Using "Evolution". The jury is still out on whether "Evolution" is worth using verses online calendar and scheduling web sites.

      Use Thunderbird + PGP extension(Enigmail). Thunderbird is lightweight while still has quite a few good features like LDAP support, etc.

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    4. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Oxy+the+moron · · Score: 3, Informative

      Apple iTunes - Using open source music program "Amarok". Result? Software does not annoy (and works much better than iTunes as well).

      This one needs some clarification... Remember not to buy your music from the iTunes store or using Amarok doesn't help much. Buy from a vendor that does not use DRM-laden music downloads (such as Amazon), use Amarok, and annoyances are no more!

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    5. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by gmuslera · · Score: 3, Informative

      Flash- Using NoScript to decide which pages/sites could show me flash content. Only see what i want,

    6. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by compro01 · · Score: 1

      not to mention adobe's massive acrobat updates. i have to clean up after that stupid program at least once a day at work, as that stupid 19MB worth of update overfills people's roaming profiles.

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    7. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by SirGeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Adobe Reader - Using open source PDF reader "Evince Document Viewer" instead. Result? Software does not annoy.

      For Linux, Agreed. But when is Evince going to work in Windows ? Oh. Never ?? So what choice does a person using windows have ?

      Apple iTunes - Using open source music program "Amarok". Result? Software does not annoy (and works much better than iTunes as well).

      For Linux, Agreed. But when is Amarok going to work in Windows or with people's iPods? Oh. Never ?? So what alternateive choice does a person using windows have ?

      Windows Update - Using Genuine Linux Distro "Ubuntu". Result? No licensing restrictions, no DRM, no repeated system restarts, no service packs to fix the previous service pack, that fixed the previous service pack, that fixed months old critical bugs.

      No repeated system restarts, but none ? What about when your kernel is updated ? What about VMWare needing to be recompiled once you HAVE rebooted ?

      RealPlayer - Avoiding RealPlayer like the plague it is (using "Amarok" for the same functionality, if not the same file format). Result? No privacy leaks, no ads, no reporting back to Real on what I listen to or where I visit on the web.

      See above comments for Amarok.

      Java - Using Sun's Java without the Yahoo toolbar. Result? Java is reasonably well behaved. Looking forward to truly open-sourced Java in the near future. True.

      Yahoo - Use Yahoo's maps to check up on Google results. Use Yahoo throw-away email when I need to be a little bit stealthy. Otherwise avoid Yahoo.com like the plague it is. Result? Happy camper. You are kidding right ? What do you do when you have a company that USES Yahoo for its "approved" IM provider ?

      Norton Antivirus - Using upgraded OS "Linux" so that viruses are not a problem. Result? Viruses? I don't have no stinking viruses!

      True. However if you do filesharing with Windows, you should consider something like Avast which has a free Windows AND Linux version.

    8. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Windows Update - Using Genuine Linux Distro "Ubuntu". Result? No licensing restrictions, no DRM, no repeated system restarts, no service packs to fix the previous service pack, that fixed the previous service pack, that fixed months old critical bugs. While I might pick a nit with the choice of Ubuntu, the philosophy is spot-on. For those having to use Windows once in a while, there's always http://windizupdate.com/ .
    9. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by pdusen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Stop using Windows" isn't a bugfix.

    10. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by theaceoffire · · Score: 5, Informative
      I don't like your flash solution, so here is mine: Firefox + Flash Block.


      I get all the benefits of no flash, but can still watch youtube and all the rest if I change my mind with no hassle.

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    11. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Prien715 · · Score: 1, Troll

      I assume you're not honestly serious. Or that you've never used any of the programs in question and didn't bother to RTFA.

      Outlook -- You didn't read the part about "fast searching" and "threaded conversations" did you?

      Flash -- TFA makes the same comment as you.

      Use Linux -- some of us like to play games besides Nethack, Tux Racer, and Quake 3...and might even use Word from time to time. That and the learning curve. Oh. And we need to build our own computers and/or reinstall the OS so we don't have pre installed software bundles. All so I can use firefox to surf the web, cause honestly, that's the only EXCELLENT desktop application Linux has. Otherwise, it's like using Sam's club brand everything. Like Tide? Then you'll love Tibe! Like Photoshop? Limp with the Gimp!

      (Typed from FireFox 3 Rc1 on Redhat;))

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    12. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by unformed · · Score: 5, Informative

      On Windows, use Foxit PDF Reader. It's not open-source, but they do have a free version for non-commerical purposes. It's fast, it's small, and they have it available in a ZIP so you don't have to run an installer.

    13. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 2, Informative

      Java -- Also it really is easy to disable the update scheduler (jusched.exe). In Windows, simply go to the control panel, select the Java Console (sorry, I'm not on Windows, so I do this by memory), go to the "Updates" tab and just say "Never". Java will never bother you ever again.

      Disabling the auto-update of Acrobat Reader is much harder (=less intuitive). By definition I disable auto-updates of my applications. I decied when to upgrade what. Besides, those auto-updates rarely work correctly when running "Limited User", which is what I do. (Strange, yes, I know, but it works and it's not that hard to do)

    14. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by smclean · · Score: 1

      Adobe Reader - Using open source PDF reader "Evince Document Viewer" instead. Result? Software does not annoy.

      For Linux, Agreed. But when is Evince going to work in Windows ? Oh. Never ?? So what choice does a person using windows have ?

      Try the free FoxIt Reader.. it's not F/OSS, but it's a nice small lightweight windows PDF reader.

      Apple iTunes - Using open source music program "Amarok". Result? Software does not annoy (and works much better than iTunes as well).

      For Linux, Agreed. But when is Amarok going to work in Windows or with people's iPods? Oh. Never ?? So what alternateive choice does a person using windows have ?

      Actually, IIRC, Amarok is scheduled to make a Windows release when Amarok 2 is released, and it already does work with iPods. As for a windows alternative.. I don't know.. foobar?
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    15. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by unformed · · Score: 1

      Add to that:

      Instead of itunes, I use SharePod. It's not amazin, but it supports both mp3s and videos. It does what I need it to do. I don't buy from itunes, so that's not a concern of mine anyways.

      For IM, use Pidgin. Pidgin support Yahoo, and a host of other networks.

      RealPlayer: To hell with RealPlayer. There's a crappy format anyways. Use Media Player Classic, MPlayer, VLC, or a world of other media applications. I do believe MPC supports some RealPlayer files as well.

    16. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Intron · · Score: 1

      I was unaware that Thunderbird supported meeting scheduling and calendar update.

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    17. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by ChrisMaple · · Score: 3, Informative

      Conporate quarterly conference calls are generally available only in Windows Media Player and RealPlay formats. Under Linux, this means RealPlay only. Fortunately, Linux RealPlay seems pretty benign.

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    18. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Obsi · · Score: 1

      In regards to the PDF problem: http://blog.kowalczyk.info/software/sumatrapdf/ Sumatra PDF. Licensed under GPLv2. http://www.foxitsoftware.com/pdf/rd_intro.php Foxit Reader. Not opensource, but does have forms support, among other things.

      For media, I use http://www.videolan.org/vlc/ for DVDs, or Winamp for most everything else. All my mp3 players are USB Mass Storage, so I don't have to worry about special media management capabilities.

    19. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "This I don't even know what you are talking about. Hell, Ubuntu comes with a shitload of preinstalled stuff."
      True. Installed software bundles are not a problem. The problem is when they preinstall junk.
      Of course I am not all that fond that Ubuntu installes game bundels. I would like the option of installing just the little games I want to.
      Over all a small issue.

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    20. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Nimey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Piss off, troll. Some of us use Windows for our own reasons, and OS advocacy doesn't add anything to the discussion.

      --
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      E pluribus sanguinem
    21. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And now, counterpoints.

      Adobe Reader - User is using Windows. User is not aware of Windows Evince. Even creepy tech geek down the street is not aware of Windows Evince.

      Apple iTunes - User is using Windows. Amarok not available.

      Windows Update - User is in safe happy zone of having conquered evil beige box to play Solitaire and read malware greeting cards. User will fly into nervous breakdown, repeating "But-but-but it told me to put it on the see-drive! There's no see-drive thar!"

      RealPlayer - User is using Windows. Amarok not available. RealPlayer-capable alternatives not made obvious to normal users.

      Java - I'll be honest, someone's going to have to point me to the Yahoo toolbar-infested version of Java, I've never run into it.

      Yahoo - Moot point, nobody uses Yahoo anymore.

      Norton Antivirus - User is using Windows.

      Preinstalled software bundles - User did not hand-build computer. User is using Windows.

      Outlook/Exchange - User's work forces him/her to use Outlook/Exchange.

      Flash - User likes being entertained in ways that involve motion OTHER than the scrolling of static text in a code window and audio BESIDES Amarok (see previous points for further discussion on Amarok).

    22. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Digana · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You can buy stuff from iTunes in Amarok?

      No, but why would you want to? It defaults to Magnatune, which has a much nicer business model than iTunes. No DRM, more formats including patent-free Ogg Vorbis, artists gets half of what you pay instead of only 10% or less, you pay whatever you think is reasonable, and you're allowed, nay, encouraged to share. I think you can also get other music stores like Jamendo for Amarok, but I personally use Gnome's Rhythmbox, which has plugins by default for both of these stores. Sure, you won't find Britney Spears selling her stuff in Magnatune, but the quality of the music is not bad at all, even if it's not what's currently playinig in MTV.

      Personally, iTunes was the biggest reason why I installed Debian etch on my mom's laptop. She doesn't know her own root password, of course; I'm the one adminning it for her. A bit of a hassle for me to set up at first, but now it works fine, and it has the rock solid stability of Debian. She loves it, and in her own words, "a lot less bullshitty than that other thing." She doesn't know the other thing is called Sony Vaio's default Windows XP install with all that crapware it comes with out of the box.

    23. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by DeadChobi · · Score: 1, Troll

      Signed.

      Also, the repositories in Linux take longer to update than the Sun has spent on the main sequence. It's really aggravating to be a year or more behind on software updates via the repository. The alternative is to search a message board and follow some arcane spellbook of instructions where you have to type the exact right thing into the console in order to uninstall the current version, then install the updated version from its rpm. Then, find out that the method isn't working because it's for an older version of the OS. Oh, and while we're at it you have to install these dependencies because the package manager also doesn't have them available.

      Oh, and please follow these arcane instructions so that you can add my personal server to your package manager. First, generate an SSH key. Then connect to my server using the key. Then use one of the numerous freely available programs to construct a right triangle in a hyperbolic geometry. When you're finished, be sure to sacrifice a goat to the new moon so that the package installs correctly, otherwise you have to start over again.

      If all you're using Linux for is some web browsing and checking of the email, then it's great. But if you want to do anything cool like play games in wine, then be prepared to navigate through the unholy maze of updates, compiling, and make scripts. I liked it up until I realised that I would waste literally hours at a time trying to figure out how to install some package. Then I switched back to windows and had my whole system up and running in the amount of time it took me to install one non-standard program in Linux.

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      SRSLY.
    24. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "No, but why would you want to? It defaults to Magnatune, which has a much nicer business model than iTunes. No DRM, more formats including patent-free Ogg Vorbis, artists gets half of what you pay instead of only 10% or less, you pay whatever you think is reasonable, and you're allowed, nay, encouraged to share."

      Because I don't buy music based on business models and politics. Magnatune does offer some compelling music though.

    25. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i bought foxit and haven't looked back. The support is great too. It was worth the 20 odd quid.

    26. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by skovenborg · · Score: 1

      Apple iTunes - Using open source music program "Amarok". Result? Software does not annoy (and works much better than iTunes as well).

      For Linux, Agreed. But when is Amarok going to work in Windows or with people's iPods? Oh. Never ?? So what alternateive choice does a person using windows have ?

      Amarok actually works fine with most ipods and a Windows version is coming soon.

      Windows Update - Using Genuine Linux Distro "Ubuntu". Result? No licensing restrictions, no DRM, no repeated system restarts, no service packs to fix the previous service pack, that fixed the previous service pack, that fixed months old critical bugs.

      No repeated system restarts, but none ? What about when your kernel is updated ? What about VMWare needing to be recompiled once you HAVE rebooted ?

      Of course you're going to reboot your system once in a while but it happens less often in Linux and it doesn't bug you as much as Windows with annyoing popups stealing the focus.
    27. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Digana · · Score: 1

      Well, politics or not, one sells DRM, the other doesn't, and one makes sharing illegal, and the other doesn't.

      I guess you can ignore politics as long as politics ignores you.

    28. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by digitrev · · Score: 1

      Java update tries to install Yahoo toolbar (opt-out procedure).

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    29. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 1

      Cool. I didn't know that Avast had a virus program for Linux. I always recommend Avast for Windows users (free for home use, automatic updates) so I think I'll look at what they have for Linux.

      --
      The NSA: The only part of the US government that actually listens.
    30. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by coolsva · · Score: 1
      Adobe Reader:Adobe has a new 'feature' now where they package multiple PDFs into one single package. Open this package with other readers (I like FoxIT), it just shows the cover page. So much for standards

      JAVA: Dont understand why it has to be so BIG, and that too, mostly just to play ads

      Linux: Many of us dont have that choice. Yeah, I know open source alternatives, give me something that can read MPP and VSD and Ill change my grubconfig

      Not to complain about FFx, but it is no saint either. Yeah, I love google, but let me handle my defaults

    31. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by clampolo · · Score: 1

      Using upgraded OS "Linux" so that viruses are not a problem. Result? Viruses? I don't have no stinking viruses!

      I wish people would stop spreading this around. There ARE viruses for Linux and people should take care to keep their Linux boxes safe. In fact, taking over a Linux box is considered a big win because of their long uptimes without a reboot.

      Yeah Linux is safer than Windows but it isn't bulletproof. Get yourself ClamAV or something else and keep your machine and data safe.

    32. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm...round these parts it is.

    33. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by harry666t · · Score: 1

      > You can buy stuff from iTunes in Amarok?

      No, but you can buy from magnatune.com. Disclaimer: I haven't, I prefer thepiratebay.org and isohunt.com.

      > Not yet anyway.

      Oh, Kaspersky and others, they keep repeating that bullshit like "we'll be seeing that 40% of future viruses will run on windows, 40% will run on linux, and 20% will run on both"*. I already saw some versions of Mandriva coming with a proprietary AV. I'm just curious whether this software has ever found anything (maybe except something along "OMGWTF you haven't chown'd root:root && chmod'd 751 your /etc!!!111oneoneonesex"). It's simply FUD.

      * if it ever comes true, I'll be just switching to OpenSolaris or *BSD right away. Or writing my own kernel.

      > This I don't even know what you are talking about.
      > Hell, Ubuntu comes with a shitload of preinstalled stuff.

      Synaptic.

      And oh, btw. This preinstalled stuff is mostly actually useful.

    34. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by maxume · · Score: 2, Informative

      Also, Flashblock. It just inserts a box with a play button wherever there is flash content.

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    35. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by manwal · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...it's many.

    36. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Relic+of+the+Future · · Score: 1

      Agreed! If avoiding Flash (except when you want it) is your gola, Flashblock > NoScript.

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    37. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Tom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No.

      It's a workaround.

      But one that works exceptionally well. :-)

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    38. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by metamatic · · Score: 1

      Or buy the DRM-free music on the iTunes Music Store.

      --
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    39. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      ClamAV is mostly for cleaning out Windows viruses from mail spools before they get to a Windows machine, or as a sort of anti-spam measure to stop you from having to look at them.

    40. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adobe Reader - Using open source PDF reader "Evince Document Viewer" instead. Result? Software does not annoy.

      For Linux, Agreed. But when is Evince going to work in Windows ? Oh. Never ?? So what choice does a person using windows have ?



      On Windows XP Pro I just recently ditched Adobe reader. And tried Sumatra PDF viewer. And I'm never going back! It's a free, open source pdf viewer that is small and fast to start up and display the file.
      http://blog.kowalczyk.info/software/sumatrapdf/

      I've been using the free(you have to register) home version of Avast anti-virus for years after getting burnt on Symantec Norton products! Yuck!
      Avast unfortunately is not open source. But it is small in size, updates the virus signatures daily, sometimes multiple times, only minor post-install tweaking involved, and has run problem free for me and many friends and family.

      GiveLove
    41. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Fierlo · · Score: 1

      My roomie had the exact opposite experience using Linux.

      He likes to play games (only really the ones he can buy from Steam).

      About a year ago, his laptop died on him, and the store replaced it for him with a 'new' laptop running Vista. Well, that's all fine and good except his games didn't run smoothly (at all). He ended up installing OpenSUSE 10.3 when it came out.

      There's an OpenSUSE repository for updated versions of Wine, so he just downloaded and installed the RPM for a newer version from there.

      Result: Games available via Steam are running better than they were in Vista, and his headaches are minimal.

    42. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by toleraen · · Score: 1

      Just like NoScript, unless you've added the site to your whitelist.

    43. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For Linux, Agreed. But when is Evince going to work in Windows ? Oh. Never ?? So what choice does a person using windows have ? http://www.foxitsoftware.com/pdf/rd_intro.php
    44. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      "For Linux, Agreed. But when is Amarok going to work in Windows or with people's iPods? Oh. Never ??"

      Never say never.
      http://amarok.kde.org/blog/archives/374-Amarok2-builds-on-Windows.html

      --
      "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Prof. Dumbledore
    45. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by darkwhite · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sumatra PDF kicks Foxit's ass. And it's open source. Another piece of shitty bloatware (Adobe Reader) bites the dust.

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    46. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Ifni · · Score: 1

      A - NoScript does this as well. Flashblock could be better (I don't know), but NoScript has good Flash blocking functionality.
      B - Regardless of whether you choose to use Flashblock for blocking Flash or not, be sure to use NoScript anyway for all the other stuff it does. Blocking Flash but allowing Java is horribly naive.

      --

      Oh, was that my outside voice?

    47. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by joedoc · · Score: 1

      Adobe Reader - Using open source PDF reader "Evince Document Viewer" instead. Result? Software does not annoy.

      I got sick of installing Acrobat reader on Linux boxes, and just used kpdf on my KDE systems. Recently switched to XFCE on Xubuntu, and it uses evince as a document reader.

      One problem:

      I manage the web site for my church. Every Monday, they mail me a PDF file of the following weekend's bulletin. I post it on the site. The original document has a "cover" page with information for the printing company, who also gets a copy.

      I could open the file in kpdf, print only pages 2-6 to a new PDF file, and all was well...the new file came out to be between 400K and 600K.

      Last week, under Xubuntu, I did the same thing with evince. That print-to-file function somehow managed to turn a 1.4MB, 6-page document into a 2.6MB 5-page file.

      Luckily, you can run pretty much any desktop app on any desktop in Linux. So it was back to kpdf, which wound up making that same file only 500K.

      As for pre-installed software bundles in Linux, you can painlessly uninstall most of them, or use a distro that asks you what you want to install, even within the "packages" of multiple apps. Slackware, Fedora, OpenSUSE all provide this option. There might even be a way to do it in the Ubuntu family.

      --
      Joe Dougherty, Florida, USA
      The words I thought I brought, I left behind. So, never mind.
    48. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Amarok 2 will be available on win.
      And if the entire KDE will run on win it is likely that many more app will be follwing.

    49. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows Update - Using Genuine Linux Distro "Ubuntu". Result? ...no service packs to fix the previous service pack, that fixed the previous service pack, that fixed months old critical bugs... Uhh, yeah... not so much. The latest OpenSSH and co. vulnerability was a result of a previous update, which thought it was fixing something but opened up a security vulnerability. Several updates ensued, one of them requiring a (single!) reboot. So this still happens, albeit rarely, in Linux.

      This isn't really a fair comparison though, as Ubuntu's (and most other distributions') updater updates every package installed through it, which is for the most part every package on your system. I don't think Windows Update updates any components of windows (if such components exist) in charge of creating strong, randomly generated cryptographic keys.
    50. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by joedoc · · Score: 1

      There are Linux-based codecs and viewing applications that will play WMP files just fine under Linux. Unless these conference calls are in some secret, closed-source format.

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      Joe Dougherty, Florida, USA
      The words I thought I brought, I left behind. So, never mind.
    51. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Taibhsear · · Score: 2, Informative

      > You can buy stuff from iTunes in Amarok?
      No, but you can buy from magnatune.com. Disclaimer: I haven't, I prefer thepiratebay.org and isohunt.com.

      Currently, no. Will there be? yes.
      Remember kids, a little research goes a long way...

      From Amarok's website:

      The Amarok Team is happy to announce that Amarok 2 will come with native support for the itunes music store. Utilizing the new Scriptable Service framework, Amarok developers have utilized a development model known as creative backwards engineering to develop a C# script and obtain full compatability with the itunes music store. This support is already availible in our subversion sources, and will be released in the next version of Amarok. As a warning, there appears to be a small bug currently where users are not charged for the music they purchase and download. We are working dillegently to fix this problem, and will commit a fix as soon as possible. Thank you for flying Amarok!
    52. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by joedoc · · Score: 1

      The only time I ever ran an AV application on a Linux box was when I set up a server for a mail gateway at a previous job. I ran SpamAssassin on that box, and filtered everything through some kind of AV tool (it might have been Clam) before the mail message wen through the firewall and was dropped on the Exchange server.

      That was some time ago (maybe 2000/2001). Since then, I've run Linux on literally hundreds of systems at various jobs, in addition to my own person systems.

      Never saw a virus. Ever.

      Yes, there have been intentionally-created viruses for Linux made with the intent of studying how much damage, if any, could be done. But, there's never been a threat in the wild the way there have been on Windows boxes.

      And most system "takeovers" of Linus boxes don't occur because if viruses. They happen because someone found an existing vulnerability on an unpatched system that allowed them to get in. That can happen on any system, no matter what the OS happens to be.

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      Joe Dougherty, Florida, USA
      The words I thought I brought, I left behind. So, never mind.
    53. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by msimm · · Score: 1

      You are kidding right ? What do you do when you have a company that USES Yahoo for its "approved" IM provider ?
      Suggest a better alternative.
      --
      Quack, quack.
    54. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, there's like, what, 25 of them? Only one of which was ever "in the wild"?
      Versus how many hundred thousand Windows viruses?

      Get a life, stop the FUD, and for cryin' out loud, take off the tinfoil hat.

    55. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      "Stop using Windows" isn't a bugfix.


      No, it's malware removal.
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      "They redundantly repeated themselves over and over again incessantly without end ad infinitum" -- ibid.
    56. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

      For your consideration

      mplayer, with the "all" codec pack. Forget about Windows and Real formats; mplayer with the "all codecs" pack handles it.

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    57. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All right, so Windows is a necessary evil, at least for now. Treat it as such and dual-boot.

    58. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by ticktickboom · · Score: 0

      -For Linux, Agreed. But when is Evince going to work in Windows ? Oh. Never ?? So what choice does a person using windows have ? foxit reader. its sorta like what the free adobe used to be, small, very fast, not a ram hog. -But when is Amarok going to work in Windows or with people's iPods? Oh. Never ?? So what alternateive choice does a person using windows have ? oldversion.com -- use the v2.85 winamp --RealPlayer - Avoiding RealPlayer like the plague it is (using "Amarok" for the same functionality, if not the same file format). Result? No privacy leaks, no ads, no reporting back to Real on what I listen to or where I visit on the web. -See above comments for Amarok. theres a 'real alternative'. same as a quicktime alternative for windows. for everything thats annoying/doesnt work, theres a free/unannoying version out there

    59. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      Flash - Using...nothing. Avoiding flash based websites like the plague they are. But... but... but... that'll exclude redtube!!
    60. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

      RealPlayer - Avoiding RealPlayer like the plague it is (using "Amarok" for the same functionality, if not the same file format). Result? No privacy leaks, no ads, no reporting back to Real on what I listen to or where I visit on the web.

      Java - Using Sun's Java without the Yahoo toolbar. Result? Java is reasonably well behaved. Looking forward to truly open-sourced Java in the near future.

      Actually, the funny thing about these two pieces of software is that the Windows versions foist unbelievable amount of crap on you, but the Linux versions are actually pretty good.

      Linux RealPlayer / HelixPlayer is pretty minimal, and has absolutely none of the crap you get in Windows. If we didn't already have the more featureful VLC Player, RP would probably be a contender, now I just use it to play RealMedia stuff (which isn't very often, surprise surprise). Likewise, Sun Java 1.6 is the best damn Java environment I've ever used and doesn't have any extra bundles of junk - it's even included in Debian repositories now. Yes, Sun Java 1.7 will probably rule.

      (And while I use Amarok too, I use VLC for the tasks people would usually use RP for - there's a difference between the use cases of "just play something off the library" and "just play this random file I have here". No need to fluff last.fm profile with random garbage, for example. =)

    61. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For Linux, Agreed. But when is Evince going to work in Windows ? Oh. Never ?? So what choice does a person using windows have ? Use Linux. :P

      You are kidding right ? What do you do when you have a company that USES Yahoo for its "approved" IM provider ? 'Use' a different company ;)
    62. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Fedora 9 defaults with OpenJDK, pretty damn close to a full Open Source JRE.

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      "linux is just DOS with a UNIX like syntax" -- Galactic Dominator (944134)
    63. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Angostura · · Score: 1

      No, but why would you want to?

      Because iTunes has significantly more music available?
    64. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by anon+mouse-cow-aard · · Score: 1

      KDE 4 stream, there is a windows port in progress. Next major release of Amarok will be KDE 4 based, Amarok will run on windows. oh, well, here was an early trial from last December:

      http://amarok.kde.org/blog/archives/536-Amarok-2-now-with-100-more-audio-playing-on-Windows.html

      And my amarok works with my wife's Ipod-touch under Debian Lenny, just fine, thanks. The thing that doesn't is the ITunes store, but she just uses the Ipod with wireless, and Amarok backs it up for her. It works great.

      'What if you're a windows person?' -- You must be new here. It is slashdot policy that such persons be referred to as 'unwashed masses', or if you prefer 'Joe six-pack'. Such persons are axiomatically defined as never posting on slashdot. You sir, are a typing contradiction.

    65. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by mardukvmbc · · Score: 1

      Apple iTunes - Using open source music program "Amarok". Result? Software does not annoy (and works much better than iTunes as well).

      For Linux, Agreed. But when is Amarok going to work in Windows or with people's iPods? Oh. Never ?? So what alternateive choice does a person using windows have ?

      When is the Windows version out: Now, if you're willing to try a dev version. (http://amarok.kde.org/blog/archives/374-Amarok2-builds-on-Windows.html)

      Ipod: been working since Oct 2001. Just install libgpod. (http://amarok.kde.org/wiki/Media_Device:IPod)
      --
      "You disturb me to the point of insanity. There. I am insane now." - The Sprockets
    66. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by jambarama · · Score: 1

      There are good windows replacements too. PDF? Sumatra for speed or Foxit for more features. iTunes? Foobar2000 for speed, features, & customizability or MediaMonkey for no fiddling needed. Windows Update? Download, but ask me when to install or disable & use WindizUpdates. Realplayer? Realplayer alternative (ditto for quicktime). Java? Disable the tray icon. YahooIM? Pidgin comes on windows too, as does trillian. Norton? Antivir free or clamwin if you like source.

      No need to switch your OS because of pesky add-on software.

    67. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by the_brobdingnagian · · Score: 1

      There is also software that is annoying even when you don't use it, like Microsoft Office. It is the only piece of closed source software that I still HAVE TO use regularly. Want to send me some text? Why not send me some text instead of a huge .doc file. Or even pdf, postscript, html, rtf, odf... are acceptable. Why do people keep sending me .doc files and force me to buy Microsoft Office and probably Windows too?

    68. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Laxori666 · · Score: 1

      For PDF files - Foxit Reader. Fast, works well, even has plugin to launch pdf files automatically from firefox. For Video files - K-Lite Codec Pack FULL. Sounds like it's full of adware, but it's actually not, and pretty much has any codec you'd want for windows. Includes quicktime alternative, and such.

    69. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Phisbut · · Score: 1

      Currently, no. Will there be? yes. Remember kids, a little research goes a long way...

      Either I didn't get your trying to trick others, or you got tricked yourself... but check the date of the announce.

      --
      After 3 days without programming, life becomes meaningless
      - The Tao of Programming
    70. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Foxit software. pdf reader. windows based. fast and free.

    71. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For Linux, Agreed. But when is Evince going to work in Windows ? Oh. Never ?? So what choice does a person using windows have ? Foxit PDF Reader... small, fast, wonderful. Free as in beer.

      For Linux, Agreed. But when is Amarok going to work in Windows or with people's iPods? Oh. Never ?? So what alternateive choice does a person using windows have ? I use Winamp. It does have some irritating stuff but overall in terms of speed and functionality and resource-usage, it's fab. A lot of people like foobar2000 - but configuring it is not for the faint of heart. (Both free as in beer).

      You are kidding right ? What do you do when you have a company that USES Yahoo for its "approved" IM provider ? Install Pidgin.
    72. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Valfather · · Score: 1

      For Linux, Agreed. But when is Evince going to work in Windows ? Oh. Never ?? So what choice does a person using windows have ?

      When KDE 4 hits stability, Okular (or whatever kpdf has become). Which runs on everything (supposedly)

      For Linux, Agreed. But when is Amarok going to work in Windows or with people's iPods? Oh. Never ?? So what alternateive choice does a person using windows have ?

      I believe there are third party libraries so that Amarok works with iPods. It works with my Creative Zen, and with at least a few types of iPod. And as for windows, see above.

      No repeated system restarts, but none ? What about when your kernel is updated ? What about VMWare needing to be recompiled once you HAVE rebooted ?

      See development into a hot-moddable kernel. And since there is a script that handles the recompilation of the modules (not the whole thing IIRC), that becomes relatively simple.

      You are kidding right ? What do you do when you have a company that USES Yahoo for its "approved" IM provider ? Use pidgin. Which handles the Yahoo protocol, runs on windows, etc.
    73. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For Linux, Agreed. But when is Evince going to work in Windows ? Oh. Never ?? So what choice does a person using windows have ? Foxit is pretty good

      For Linux, Agreed. But when is Amarok going to work in Windows or with people's iPods? Oh. Never ?? So what alternateive choice does a person using windows have ? Amarok 2.0 will work with windows when it is released. Well worth the wait but unfortunately not a short term solution.
    74. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by skeeto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You would have to be an idiot to ignore YouTube and sites like it.

      Good thing then that you don't need Flash to use and view videos on YouTube: Fast Video Downloader and, my favorite, youtube-dl.

    75. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Chutulu · · Score: 1

      You can buy stuff from iTunes in Amarok? http://thepiratebay.org/
    76. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Digana · · Score: 1

      Because iTunes has significantly more music available?

      If you want music, torrent it.

      If you want to pay for it, pay for music that's sold fairly and doesn't sue its customers.

    77. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yahoo - Use Yahoo's maps to check up on Google results. Use Yahoo throw-away email when I need to be a little bit stealthy. Otherwise avoid Yahoo.com like the plague it is. Result? Happy camper. You are kidding right ? What do you do when you have a company that USES Yahoo for its "approved" IM provider ? There's always Pidgin for that.
    78. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by sir+fer · · Score: 0

      No one said it was, it is however a solution to the problem and one I have been enjoying immensely since i made the effort to find out what this strange "ubuntu" thing really was. As for a PDF reader in windows, try Foxit reader. Uses about 1/10th the space that adobe bogware does....

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    79. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      That appears to be a very nice piece of software, if it's honest (I don't have the skills to check the source code for hostile activity; where I am right now I don't have a sufficiently sensitive firewall to check for any nasty tricks it might be trying to pull; and I can't trust anything in the Wikipedia article on it, as it looks very much like a corporate advertisement).

      It's certainly a hell of a lot faster at rendering complex pages than Foxit, which was the one thing keeping me on Acrobat.

      My only gripe (so far) is that you have to fuck around with referrer headers to download it in the first place.

    80. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      I take it back. There is a deal-killer: can't copy-and-paste into a text file or save in any format other than PDF. For me, at least, that's not a luxury, but a pretty fundamental necessity. Thanks for the pointer anyway; I may go back to it one day if I hear that it gets fixed.

    81. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by cha5on · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, Amarok is already working in Windows. While it's not ready for general use, information on the tech preview can be found at http://amarok.kde.org/blog/archives/583-Windows-Binaries-of-Amarok-2-Tech-Preview.html Also, I and I'm sure many others have had iPods working with Amarok just fine for years, so I'm not sure what you're talking about there.

    82. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Evolution sucks donkey balls. Thunderbird is better (PKCS#11 support, smartcards, etc). There is no good calendering unfortunately (Sunbird maybe some day). Have you tried Lightning? I've got a few clients who seem to be happy with it.
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    83. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Apple has a much broader selection of non-DRM'd music available for sale than Magnatune does.

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    84. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Digana · · Score: 1

      Apple has a much broader selection of non-DRM'd music available for sale than Magnatune does.

      Under a CC license too?

    85. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Foxit PDF reader is free for windows.

    86. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      Actually, there are probably more alternatives in Windows for these programs than there are in Linux. Foxit Reader, QT Alternative, Real Alternative, etc. iTunes is not the only program that can sync with an iPod. I dunno about Windows iTunes replacements other than "they exist". And Amarok can sync iPods, though I don't know how the support for brand new models is.

      Aside: Preview on OSX is great. Much better than Adobe reader. Quick as hell, documents even look a little sharper.

      As for the rest: VMWare needs a restart when it rains. I can't blame Windows or Linux for that. Yahoo! at your company is not something to complain about, unless you bought the machine.

    87. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by fabs64 · · Score: 1

      "No repeated system restarts, but none ? What about when your kernel is updated ? What about VMWare needing to be recompiled once you HAVE rebooted ?"

      Oh really come on, a reboot when you recompile your kernel, how often are full fledged kernel versions released? Once a month? Once every couple of months? And there's really few reasons to actually be recompiling a version of the kernel unless you've made a hardware modification, which would've required a restart anyway.

      So long as you're using a version of the kernel that vmware supports, vmware requires all of running vmware-config.pl after a version change. Hell I think it even runs automatically on fail.

    88. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and Magnatune even has all 60 of the Rock & Pop artists ever to exist!

    89. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can buy stuff from iTunes in Amarok? Yes, you can buy stuff in Amarok - but from Magnatune. That way, you can avoid iTunes too. No DRM, you can pay as much as you like, and can hear FULL songs for sampling. (And just in case I am desperate to try something commercial, Amazon works like charm.)
    90. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      Because I don't buy music based on business models and politics. Politics - I understand. Business model - why not? It affects the consumers directly. DRM is their business model, and having burnt my fingers with DRM, as a consumer, I detest it and anybody trying to sell it to me.

      Also, iPod lockdown is their business model, and it does affect me.
    91. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by tresriogrande · · Score: 0

      If you were going to hire a wedding photographer, you will have to install Flash to see the photographer's work, don't you?

    92. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's a work-around.

    93. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amarok on Windows
      http://amarok.kde.org/blog/archives/374-Amarok2-builds-on-Windows.html

      Amarok supports iPods
      http://amarok.kde.org/wiki/Media_Device:IPod#Supported_Devices

      I believe by repeated system restarts he was referring to the issue with XP SP3 on certain AMD machines in which after installing SP3 the computer doesn't ever finish booting before restarting itself.

      Patching the Linux Kernel without restarting
      http://tech.slashdot.org/tech/08/04/24/1334234.shtml

      How does recompiling VMware equate to repeated system restarts?

      Google much?

    94. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Nick+Ives · · Score: 1

      For Linux, Agreed. But when is Evince going to work in Windows ? Oh. Never ?? So what choice does a person using windows have ?

      As soon as the Gnome libraries Evince depends on are ported, Evince will work. It's a WIP; you're correct in that it's currently a moot point but wrong to say never.

      For Linux, Agreed. But when is Amarok going to work in Windows or with people's iPods? Oh. Never ?? So what alternateive choice does a person using windows have ?

      It already works with iPods - not iTunes - and v2 works on Windows. You can build it yourself but of course nobody really wants to do that; we'll just have to wait until v2 comes out!

      No repeated system restarts, but none ? What about when your kernel is updated ? What about VMWare needing to be recompiled once you HAVE rebooted ?

      Key words, "no repeated system restarts". The kernel and anything that depends on specific kernel versions will cause a restart but kernel updates aren't too common. Windows update means a restart every time.

      Yea I know I'm basically saying "at some point in the future" for Evince and Amarok, but tbh that future can't come quick enough for me - not having all my favourite utilities whenever I have to dual-boot for a game is such an annoyance. Until the software comes to free them, Windows users will just have to suffer the shackles of proprietary opression!
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    95. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      In response, I direct you to http://windizupdate.com/era.php. Which states quite categorically that WindizUpdate is now completely unsupported and will not receive updates to Windows past the abandonment in November last year, which means if you rely on it for updating Windows then updates will never actually come down.

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    96. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Thank you! Your message needs to be modded -- at the least -- informative.

          Just goes to show how often I use Windows these days!

    97. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Pigeon451 · · Score: 1
      While using Linux may be a solution for many on /., it won't work for real people who do real work with Office applications, photo or video editing, many industrial simulation and application programs, etc. And NO, Openoffice, Gimp and VMware just don't cut it for most users.

      Linux is great though for a home PC for advanced users who want to surf the web and chat with their friends.

    98. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are kidding right ? What do you do when you have a company that USES Yahoo for its "approved" IM provider ? Pidgin.
    99. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I think the part about the script being written in C# should have been a tip-off.

    100. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can take away some of the pain on windows with these applications:

        * Foxit Reader (PDF)
        * Foobar2000 (Music Player)
        * VLC Media Player
        * AVG Anti-Virus

      My favorite swap has been from winamp to foobar2000. It's the lightest and nicest player, you put files in and it plays them; the interface is really un-hateful. Winamp has become increasingly akward over the years, it's a sad end for a fine product.

    101. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Have you tried xpdf for windows?

      http://www.foolabs.com/xpdf/

      Or Ghostscript + GSview for Windows?

      http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ghost/gsview/

    102. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      >>one makes sharing illegal, and the other doesn't.

      Bullshit. If they really wanted to make sharing illegal, there would not have been any way to strip those files of DRM, and THEN sharing them illegally.

      And just because I buy DRM free music, you have assumed I want to share it illegally, eh? Guilt conscious much?

    103. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Digana · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. If they really wanted to make sharing illegal,
      Wtf? It's illegal because it's not under a free license that says "here, share this". Period. That's how copyright law currently works in the US: makes most sharing illegal by default. Whether it's DRMed or not is irrelevant. In fact, the opposite is also in some places true: in Canada it's legal by default to break DRM in order to enable certain types of sharing.

      Bottom line: there is no strong correlation between DRM and legality of sharing.

      And just because I buy DRM free music, you have assumed I want to share it illegally, eh? Guilt conscious much?

      Your intentions are non-sequitur. Whether you want to share it or not, it's still mostly illegal unless it's under a free license.

    104. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      Apologies. I interpreted your post wrong. I see what you are saying now. And BTW, I do buy from Magnatune, and pay for it.

    105. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      Or because itunes sells mind numbing pop trash from Britney Spears and her ilk?

    106. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Digana · · Score: 1

      Np. Sorry I wasn't being clear. And yeah, there's nothing wrong with paying for music, but I'd rather pay for it under nice terms.

    107. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Ye gods, thank you for reminding me of that. I'd completely forgotten about it. I've become used to using xpdf for Windows for extracting images, but it just plain slipped my mind that it could extract text as well -- and well-formatted, to boot (much better than Acrobat can). Thank you! That's now a permanent addition to my Windows context menus (as are the other xpdf components). Sumatra PDF is looking a lot better :-)

    108. Re:Honestly, these problems are solveable by iieugenio · · Score: 1

      There is this very lightweight MP3 player called Billy, available for free at the sheepfriends website. I've been using it for years now, and I bet it has all the features we'd ever need from an MP3 player.

  6. That page was annoying by Todd+Fisher · · Score: 2, Informative

    I found the layout and navigation of that gallery pretty annoying.

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    1. Re:That page was annoying by Khaed · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      "Sites that split one-page articles into 11 webpages" = on the list of Most Annoying Webpages. I wish slashdot would knock it off with the links to them. I go to RTFA, see "Page 1 2 3 4 5 ..." and immediately close the tab. Sorry, but that would mean loading their 100kb page eleven times for 1kb of text. Not worth it when I already know what software irritates me. Yes, I have broadband, but I also have better shit to do (like make this comment!).

      I hate saying this, but at least blogs put all the content on one page, with at most a "click to read more" link so as to not overrun the main page. Sure, 99.999...% of blogs are crap, but 100% of sites that break up their content like ZDnet does are crap.

    2. Re:That page was annoying by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Yes, and the writeups were asinine, too. Waste of five minutes.

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    3. Re:That page was annoying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you click the print button (little picture of a printer) on the first page, it formats the whole article for you as one flat file of text.

  7. Re:Did they mention linux firefox? by Uncle+Focker · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sounds like user error to me. I've been using Firefox on Linux for years with no issues beyond the hacks it takes to get 32-bit Flash to work in 64-bit Firefox. What exactly are you problems?

  8. Bloody Adobe Reader by tempest69 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I have no clue as to why this program takes upwards of a minute to read a simple pdf file that is mostly text. It really boggles my mind as to what the computer could be doing with that time/cycles.. Where as foxit can load the same pdf in a blink of an eye.. but microsoft loves to revert the extentions to adobe, unless I march through a convoluted maze to revert it back. never let your well-meaning friend install adobe on your box, it's a nightmare to remove.


    Storm

    1. Re:Bloody Adobe Reader by tepples · · Score: 1

      never let your well-meaning friend install adobe on your box, it's a nightmare to remove. What does Add/Remove Programs fail to do, unless perhaps you have the full version of Acrobat installed?
    2. Re:Bloody Adobe Reader by MBCook · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've been using FoxIt recently which is quite nice. That said, Reading is an amazing piece of software.

      It's slow. Really slow. Amazingly slow. It uses tons of memory. It's just atrocious. But I was used to it on Windows (before a friend pointed out FoxIt which I switched to immediately).

      Then I switched to OS X and got to use Preview. It's wicked fast. It's like opening a 1kb text file in Notepad on Windows. It's almost instant. It's easy to use, no crazy interface, not 6 updates to the updater each time I open it.

      Then I installed CS 2.

      Soon I tried to open a PDF and thought my computer locked up because the file didn't pop open. After a bit the loading screen popped up and loaded. Then the program, then the document. It was terrible.

      So I went and changed the file association and now Preview handles them again and my system works.

      I remember when I had a full copy of Acrobat (not reader, Acrobat) and it opened about 10x faster than Reader does on the relatively high-end (multi-core, 2GB+ RAM) machines I've been forced to use it on.

      Almost everything on the list was good at one time or another. RealPlayer, while not perfect, was small and fast. Norton (the first version for 95) was quite good, even on my slow 386 (yes... 386). Outlook used to be WAY faster than it is now. On my nice desktop it feels like I'm running it through VirtualWindows on a 500MHz G4.

      Flash it's self isn't bad. But so many people seem to not use delay loops and let it run at 600 FPS and suck up all the CPU. Combine that with the terrible and slow interfaces people use it for and it gets a bad rap. Flashblock is your friend here.

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    3. Re:Bloody Adobe Reader by prestomation · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I have a few 100mb+ PDF's(textbooks) that I use. On windows, they take forever to load up in adobe. I tried foxit recently and was amazed at the speed increase. Now I'm running Ubuntu, and KPDF is even nicer.

    4. Re:Bloody Adobe Reader by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      To be fair, it opens pretty fast on my system (Windows XP x86, Reader version 8 with pre-loader disabled).

      The best alternative I have found so far is SumatraPDF, which while a bit rough around the edges and lacking in features, it is very fast. A lot of people recommend FoxIt, but the output quality is terrible compared to Reader or SumatraPDF.

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    5. Re:Bloody Adobe Reader by value_added · · Score: 1

      I have no clue as to why this program takes upwards of a minute to read a simple pdf file that is mostly text.

      Plugins most likely. Different programs do different things, of course. Gnome's gpdf, for example, creates thumbnail page previews of every page in the document. May not be a problem for some, but that extra processing on a laptop when opening a 1000-page document is as welcome as a hole in the head.

      Personally, I default to using xpdf (nothing is faster) until I tire of reading, or its butt-ugly look and rendering, whichever comes first. On Windows, I use an older version of Acrobat and stay away from Reader, and most definitely don't read PDFs in a web browser.

    6. Re:Bloody Adobe Reader by coolsva · · Score: 1
      Not only text, I have tons of documents with images that take forever to render, pixel by pixel perhaps as I can see.

      I thought PDF was 'Printable Document Format', then why do this slow rendering. And printing these documents, forgetaboutit

    7. Re:Bloody Adobe Reader by tempest69 · · Score: 1

      Try getting foxit to launch a web browser after you've removed adobe... And of course the well meaning friends will install the whole bloody pirated thing.

    8. Re:Bloody Adobe Reader by Thaelon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have no clue as to why this program takes upwards of a minute to read a simple pdf file that is mostly text. It really boggles my mind as to what the computer could be doing with that time/cycles.. Where as foxit can load the same pdf in a blink of an eye.. but microsoft loves to revert the extentions to adobe, unless I march through a convoluted maze to revert it back. never let your well-meaning friend install adobe on your box, it's a nightmare to remove.
      Foxit has already gone the way of Adobe Reader, updating, slow loading, and a nice little "advertising toolbar" for you.

      The cool kids are using Sumatra now.

      It's a little sparse on features (like remembering page view settings), but it makes even Foxit look slow.
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    9. Re:Bloody Adobe Reader by Geirzinho · · Score: 1

      Acrobat may be a slow beast with an annoying updater, but I never got the other free readers (eg. xpdf) to render anywhere near as good.

      Maybe there's a trick (with gs?) I don't know about?

    10. Re:Bloody Adobe Reader by drspliff · · Score: 1

      That sounds similar to my experience, but both Acrobat and the freebie Acrobat Reader were dog slow.



      Fairly recently I realized Evince was available, it's blazing fast and supports all the stuff I need.



      I've had a few documents that were amazingly slow to read in any PDF viewer, one comes to mind that was particuarly awful, a ~300 page spec that was watermarked with 'Confidential' in big grey letters across the page. The pages would load very quickly, then you'd see some flickering and it'd go blank while the watermark was slowly displayed, then the text of the page would flicker and it'd finally be done.

    11. Re:Bloody Adobe Reader by edalytical · · Score: 1

      The crazy thing is PDF is Adobe's format! You'd think they'd have the fastest PDF viewer around, but it's the slowest. I alway read PDF in Preview on the Mac and I refuse to install Adobe Reader.

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    12. Re:Bloody Adobe Reader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it even possible to use the "Add/Remove Programs" dialog to Add programs? I've only ever used it to remove programs.

    13. Re:Bloody Adobe Reader by darkwhite · · Score: 4, Informative

      Use Sumatra PDF, or kpdf/whatever on Linux. Finally, an Adobe-free existence!

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    14. Re:Bloody Adobe Reader by tepples · · Score: 1

      Is it even possible to use the "Add/Remove Programs" dialog to Add programs? Add/Remove Programs in Windows 98 and Windows XP can add Windows components from the Windows CD. It can also launch Windows Update to add more Windows components.
    15. Re:Bloody Adobe Reader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adobe Reader is pretty fast if you remove all the useless plugins (plug_ins directory) first. I've removed everything except Escript, EWH32, and Search, and Reader starts up in a second or two on my Athlon 2400+.

    16. Re:Bloody Adobe Reader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on Bro. And when you go to print, it takes forever to bring up the dialog, and then when you click on the Print button, it does not depress - in fact there is no reaction for several seconds, so you hit it again and get multiple print outs.

    17. Re:Bloody Adobe Reader by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      Hmm...I've never had the extensions go back, but then I usually don't have both installed on the same machine.

      I try to use Foxit where I can get away with it, but occasionally you get the PDFs that only Adobe Reader can handle. OSX Preview is great but I haven't yet tested it on PDFs containing Javascript & the like. Anyway I'd be more inclined to blame the association reverts on Adobe Reader.

    18. Re:Bloody Adobe Reader by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      The same reason Windows takes so long to open; it's playing with itself.

    19. Re:Bloody Adobe Reader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn! Still no mouse wheel support for zoom in/out

  9. Java by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They hit the nail on the head with that memory hog.

  10. Why just Windows Update? by hyperz69 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think they could have just said VISTA... Done! Though seriously this app misses, a few apps. Mainly... GOOGLE BAR? Dear god, does every application on the planet now try to install google bar? Completely removing it requires a virgin, 2 brillo pads, a priest, plus 6 gallons of goats blood.

    1. Re:Why just Windows Update? by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      Please do not speak ill of Google Bar. Google does no harm to anyone, and all of its software is useful and error-free. Speaking negatively of Google is unwise. Remember, they know where you live.

    2. Re:Why just Windows Update? by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      Remember, they know where you live.

      I know! They even have a picture of my house, you insensitive clod!

      -l

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    3. Re:Why just Windows Update? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Completely removing it requires a virgin, 2 brillo pads, a priest, plus 6 gallons of goats blood.

      "One girl, two cups"?

    4. Re:Why just Windows Update? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not taint Happy Fun Google Bar.

    5. Re:Why just Windows Update? by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      I think they could have just said VISTA... Done!

      They did.

      From TFA:

      We've been kind and not talked about Vista.

    6. Re:Why just Windows Update? by Envinyatar · · Score: 1

      If you put together a virgin and a priest, the last thing they will ever do is remove your Google bar.

    7. Re:Why just Windows Update? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse than that, they know what you are looking for...

    8. Re:Why just Windows Update? by douochrti · · Score: 1

      You have my vote on Vista. Hey! I got this posted without a BSOD!

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    9. Re:Why just Windows Update? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please do not speak ill of Google Bar. Google does no harm to anyone, and all of its software is useful and error-free. Speaking negatively of Google is unwise. Remember, they know where you live. Google?
      All their non-beta software is useful and error-free
    10. Re:Why just Windows Update? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just finished drinking the goats blood. What is the next step? Man, I feel sick.

    11. Re:Why just Windows Update? by celery+stalk · · Score: 1

      The bar itself may be fine, but the GoogleToolbarNotifier.exe program has caused me hell a few times. Mostly, it works OK. But if you've ever tried to use the "runas" feature/program in XP to run Internet Explorer as a different user (to admin a PC with superuser privileges), it doesn't work. The GTN.exe program will kick off in the background, preventing IE from launching as requested. Once you kill all instances of GTN.exe, rename/delete the executable, then try again, IE will launch fine.

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  11. What? by Daimanta · · Score: 4, Funny

    No Microsoft Bob?

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    1. Re:What? by cparker15 · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with Microsoft Bob? *ducks*

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    2. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think they are talking about software somebody has actually used.

    3. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, no Bob. He had the good sense to leave Microsoft, leaving us Bill, and now Steve.

    4. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That which is not used by anybody can not annoy anybody.

    5. Re:What? by mako1138 · · Score: 1

      Hey, I liked Microsoft Bob. Granted, I was 9 or so, but you'd think that would be the intended audience.

  12. Please let Apple software update be on there... by shawnmchorse · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm almost to the point where I want to remove Quicktime from all of my machines, because I'm so tired of being asked to "upgrade" to Safari and iTunes.

    1. Re:Please let Apple software update be on there... by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1

      +! Right-On-The-Mark

      I hate "upgrading" iTunes and QuickTime (and the requisite reboot!)

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    2. Re:Please let Apple software update be on there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It managed to download software for an Epson C80 which resulted in the printer not being able to print.

    3. Re:Please let Apple software update be on there... by Rufty · · Score: 1

      I don't mind iTunes. I do mind the upgrade from the carefully hand-selected version to the latest-and-greatest that crashes on load.

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    4. Re:Please let Apple software update be on there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, I know it sucks, but please, as a Slashdot user, surely you could have figured this out:

      Tools > Ignore Selected Updates

      That should make your day better!

      If software misbehaves, it sucks, sure. If it has an options to make it behave, it sucks a little less. You just have to find it, and in this case it was hardly rocket science.

    5. Re:Please let Apple software update be on there... by bwalling · · Score: 1

      Open Apple Software Update. Go to Edit > Preferences. Change the radio button to Never. Click OK. Click Quit.

    6. Re:Please let Apple software update be on there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you try to do that then you will find that Quicktime disagrees with you and really wants to stay put. It is horrible to try and get rid of.

    7. Re:Please let Apple software update be on there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've reached the point some years ago where every process starting with 'qt..' makes me Click-Del-Enter. This behavior was ok when it was still limited to only my computer and my process manager. But it spread to the registry and random people's computer I come upon, basically forcing them to use vlc. I suspect I'm the first human malware created by videolan.

  13. Windows Vista by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    According to Microsoft, Vista actually was designed to be annoying. That is one design goal in which Microsoft seems to have succeeded.

  14. Takes one to know one by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Informative

    Since they were including companies as well as just software I hereby nominate ZDNet for most annoying website. Why can't they stick the 11 short paragraphs making up the article on ONE PAGE!

    1. Re:Takes one to know one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, if you spread it on 11 separate pages, you can inflict on your readers 11 times as many ad banners.

    2. Re:Takes one to know one by quag7 · · Score: 1

      It disturbs me that anyone would read a tech enthusiast site like zdnet without ad blocking, but clearly that must be the case... ...or MAYBE they stretch it across 11 pages because evil people like me are blocking ads and people must watch more ads to make up lost revenue...

      Curious what percentage of Slashdotters use ad-blocking software.

    3. Re:Takes one to know one by Porchroof · · Score: 1

      It would be nice if ZDNet would hire real reporters who know how to report the news.

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    4. Re:Takes one to know one by BazilBBrush · · Score: 1

      Simple answer,

      Because they get paid 11 times as much for the add views (and clicks - does anyone actually follow these add links?) - which I don't see much of with adblockplus...

    5. Re:Takes one to know one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't [ZDNet] stick the 11 short paragraphs making up the article on ONE PAGE! More advertising revenue perhaps?
    6. Re:Takes one to know one by Ctrl-Alt-Del · · Score: 1

      Second that. ZDNet's Flash ads were causing Camino on my MacBook Pro to crash every other page. Oh, and the same in Safari as well - guess the OS X Flash plugin still needs a little work.

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    7. Re:Takes one to know one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because web designers say that no one knows how to use the scroll bar or scroll wheel so everything needs to be in the top part of the page...for an 800x600 screen.

  15. My vote: HP by truthsearch · · Score: 5, Informative

    We have one of those all-in-one HP printers at my office, where we're all on Macs. When we first got the printer I installed the disk with the Mac drivers. It also installed a bunch of utilities. Playing around with these utilities I found a tedious maze of buttons and windows. I couldn't even find the most obvious features, like where to see a scanned document.

    But I also noticed my computer was running slower, even when no HP utilities were being used. So I looked at the Activity Monitor and found the HP background applications were permanently taking up 10% CPU, even if nothing was ever printed or scanned. So I removed all of the HP utilities and drivers and found a driver built into OS X which was for almost the same model number. I have no problems at all printing and my CPU is back to normal utilization.

    Not only do these HP utilities suck, but they're annoying when you're not even using them.

    1. Re:My vote: HP by steak · · Score: 1

      seconded those all in one hp printer drivers are the devil

    2. Re:My vote: HP by pdusen · · Score: 1

      Ironically, HP all-in-one printers are a breeze to set up in windows.

    3. Re:My vote: HP by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We were on on offshore survey in the Gulf of Mexico when one of our computers died. No problem I thought, I threw in a spare laptop SATA and reinstalled Windows and the survey software. When it came time to download the printer drivers from HP they came in at a whopping 135 MB! For a damn driver! We were on a satellite linkup and downloading that one driver to print out the results cost over $100.

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    4. Re:My vote: HP by pcraven · · Score: 1

      I second for Windows. Easy to set up, but HP's all-in-one runs about 7 processes all the time. Plus it automatically updates about once a week.

    5. Re:My vote: HP by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No kidding--I'm not on Mac, but HP drivers are terrible on Windows too.

      How about the 50 MB (seriously) driver to run this printer. I thought, "what could possibly be in that thing?"

      Well, how about a pretty crappy photo manager, a pretty crappy scanning utility, etc., then it wants to run all the time and have stuff blinking on my desktop (along with all those other programs blinking on my desktop--if I actually let all the programs do this my monitor would look like the circus is in town and I wouldn't have any space left to see anything).

      So I thought I'd finish off with a bit of useful advice--I thought I had found a driver on HP's page for just the printer driver and that's it weighing in at about 13 MB with no annoying crap. Turns out, however, that I'm either dreaming or it's gone--the three driver options for my printer are 50 MB, 250 MB, or 365 MB! Something tells me a printer driver does not need to be 50 MB, let alone 365. And whatever programs make of that other 300 MB must be written pretty bad to take up that much space.

    6. Re:My vote: HP by Whatanut · · Score: 1

      manufacturer provided drivers have become a pain in general. I still haven't quite figured out why I need to download a 150MB file to make my video card display pretty colors...

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    7. Re:My vote: HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use an HP OfficeJet All-in-One which works great in Ubuntu and Mac. But I made sure to avoid HP's included utilities when I saw that their Windows version took up hundreds of megs for just printing and scanning.

    8. Re:My vote: HP by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you want a printer with just a driver and no extra crap, try looking at business printers. I have a HP LaserJet 1022. It's economical, fast, good quality output and the driver is minimal with just the features you need (like duplex and watermarking support, all on the properties page). No ink monitoring utilities, no photo optimisers etc.

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    9. Re:My vote: HP by Nimey · · Score: 1

      That's HP consumer kit for you. Get a decent laser printer that can grok Postscript and the driver will be only 0.5 to 2 MB.

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    10. Re:My vote: HP by nine-times · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, I really really hate this. When will printer manufacturers learn that I don't want to install your stupid little utilities?!

      Give me plain, unadulterated drivers, not software installs. Give me a PPD/INF/whatever that I can point my OS to and use all of the built-in OS printing functions. That's all I want.

      Same with cameras, scanners, and pretty much any other hardware out there. Give me the driver and leave me alone.

    11. Re:My vote: HP by phlinn · · Score: 1

      It must depend on the specific model. That has not been my experience except on relatively clean installs. Even on a clean install at work with a second hp printer also install, I had to download a patch to allow the computer to run the installer without crashing, in addition to updated drivers from the net as their CD drivers didn't like the system. AFAIK, every version, by default, installs a number of apps that you really don't need. When given a chance to install minimal drivers, I generally much happier with them, but it's not always my choice to make.

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    12. Re:My vote: HP by bot24 · · Score: 1

      I had the same issue with a Lexmark copier/scanner/printer driver. It was a pain to install because it used some install shield like a Windows application. The software didn't work properly and I noticed a decrease in performance and battery life. Also the Windows drivers feel the need to speak loudly whenever they do anything and weren't updated to work on Vista.

    13. Re:My vote: HP by mzs · · Score: 1

      And on Apple/FreeBSD/Linux as well. Just make sure you get one that does pcl or postscript and has an ethernet jack. Plug it in to a switch port and off you go. Need to do something fancy, point your web browser at the embedded server.

      Oh and on the Mac and Linux, the HP printer does bonjour so it just automatically works.

      On Windows I had to install hundreds of megabytes of crapware from HP because the network print spooler included in XP was even more craptastic than the HP software.

    14. Re:My vote: HP by Steinfiend · · Score: 1

      I don't know if this is recommended, and I've had a couple of times this didn't work. However, if in doubt, I usually go for the HP LaserJet 4 driver built into Windows.

    15. Re:My vote: HP by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 1

      Dude, you are so right.

    16. Re:My vote: HP by nilbog · · Score: 1

      I just solved a several month long sleep problem with my MBP by removing the HP print drivers. It's funny that the two times my Mac has been screwed up were either Microsoft's fault (mouse driver) or HP's fault (printer driver).

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    17. Re:My vote: HP by LarsG · · Score: 1

      The out-of-box hplj4 (both in win and lin) usually does the job if you need a generic ps driver.

      Has saved me several times when I just needed to get basic printing up and running and I'm in a "can't find native driver"/"native driver is umpteen megabytes and I'm on slow net" situation.

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    18. Re:My vote: HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh...the HP LaserJet 4 series.

      It's one of those rare things like old Skil circular saws, Kitchen Aid mixers (prior to the plastic gears), pre-1990 Swingline staplers, those beige rotary-dial telephones some of us grew up with, model M keyboards, and C-ration can openers. They just work. If a Laserjet 4 died with only 250,000 pages through its rollers, it had obviously been abused, but can usually be resurrected.

    19. Re:My vote: HP by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Windows has a bunch of HP drivers built-in. All the HP "PCL" printers basically speak the same language, so selecting a similar printer model is going to work correctly 99% of the time. For when it doesn't, backtrack to the earliest of that model-line (for example, a LaserJet II or Deskjet 510. I don't remember the specific models, but I think those are the oldest ones built-in to Windows.) You might get lower res, but it'll usually work.

      Using actual HP drivers are a waste of time; they're crap.

    20. Re:My vote: HP by Copid · · Score: 1

      If you want a printer with just a driver and no extra crap, try looking at business printers.
      Seconded. Or at least look at a low end laser printer. Anything but a consumer grade inkjet printer. There's a simple rule I try to impress upon everybody I know who is shopping for a printer. Cheap inkjet printers are designed to do one thing and one thing only: Turn full ink cartridges into empty ones. Any printing done in the process is entirely coincidental.
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    21. Re:My vote: HP by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I'd be interested to know if business oriented inkjets and colour lasers are similar - i.e. just the driver.

      It applies for a lot of stuff. Business laptops, external hard drives, even pro versions of software that don't bundle all the consumer oriented take-over-my-pc shovelware.

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    22. Re:My vote: HP by dfm3 · · Score: 1

      I'll second that. At one point, HP's AIO software had a "feature" that added the printer icon into the OS X dock. Clicking the icon opened something called the HP Director, which was essentially a floating window with buttons that you could click to launch the various photo managers and other bloatware installed by the driver.

      If you removed the icon, the software "conveniently" replaced it for you on the next login using a little utility called the "Director Docker". Don't want the icon to be replaced every time you login? Then just delete the program from the startup items folder, right? Wrong. HP was one step ahead of you there, and would simply replace the docker if you deleted it. After all, you wouldn't want to delete it on purpose, would you?

      There was a hack to prevent the driver from replacing the printer icon, but I think enough people complained to HP that they eventually pulled this "feature".

    23. Re:My vote: HP by bblount · · Score: 1

      HP Printer drivers are awful. I HATE having to download 100+ MB packages of bloated crapware just so I can extract the archive and grab the 100K printer files so I can install the printer itself.

    24. Re:My vote: HP by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Some of the very very cheap entry level HP printers don't speak PCL. Have a PSC 1315 that doesn't, so you HAVE to install the HP crap....Bastards,

    25. Re:My vote: HP by QuietObserver · · Score: 1
      That's nothing. I have a friend with an XP Home system; he had to have his hard drive replaced, and after reinstalling the drivers for his printer and scanner (both HP), the system stopped working properly. I went to his home to see what I could do to fix the problem, and I found that the install had completely hosed the Microsoft "Plug and Play" service, causing his computer to reboot when it reached the login screen. Unfortunately, turning the service off has crippled his CD and DVD drives, and made it so he can't use his new 2GB flash drive.

      I completely agree; HP drivers are a nightmare. They should stop trying to be a software company and go back to being hardware (just printers, scanners and calculators, both of which, in my opinion, and those of several others I know, work well, despite the drivers).

  16. Update apps... by Bert64 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Update apps are a pain in the backside, but they are a symptom of the way windows and osx are designed...

    There's no question that your system should be aware of what software is installed, and what the latest version is, and make the user aware too and give them the option to install the updates.

    On linux you rarely, if ever, get problems like this because the updates are handled centrally.

    The problem with windows and osx, is that there is no central way for third party apps to register to the automatic update mechanism, the supplied update functions are only for the original vendor's apps, not third parties, meaning every third party has their own update service wasting memory and informing/annoying you in different ways.

    The linux approach is orders of magnitude better, centralised package repositories, a centralised method of informing the user, you can choose how to be informed of updates, and you won't be hassle any other way. To further help matters, the package manager knows of packages you don't have installed too, giving you single click access to the latest versions of a whole host of additional applications.

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    1. Re:Update apps... by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The linux approach is far better, but I don't see it being implemented on Windows anytime soon. For the time being, windows developers need to follow the Firefox model of automatic, unobtrusive updates.

      If your update process requires a separate executable running constantly in the background, you're doing it wrong. If your update process requires anything from the user other than clicking "Ok" and waiting no more than a few seconds, you're doing it wrong. Despite Firefox 2 having updated itself 13 times, I have not once been annoyed by it.

    2. Re:Update apps... by Tom · · Score: 1

      Nonsense.

      There are several apps for OS X which provide exactly what you want - a centralized update mechanism. It's not in the built-in one, that's right, but it's available.

      AppFresh or something is one example that I know of.

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    3. Re:Update apps... by diamondsw · · Score: 1

      This is largely true, until you want to install something not in the repository. Then life is painful again.

      Admittedly, the open nature of Linux makes this much, much less likely to happen. Another possible solution for Windows/OS X is to publish API's for their software update systems so that it can check third parties and list their updates as well (although separately from system updates).

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    4. Re:Update apps... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      A third party app should be able to do this.

      Most patches and apps can be installed silently, or at least downloaded automatically for the user. Volunteers could maintain the update database, with updates downloaded directly from the manufacturers web sites. Even Windows Updates could be done this way.

      Better still, volunteers could take updates apart and repackage them for easier installation. WinAMP is an excellent example of an app which would benefit from this - you just want the .exe and plug-in updates, you don't need the rest of the stuff or the annoying installer. Combine with BitTorrent for easier distribution.

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    5. Re:Update apps... by Miltazar · · Score: 1

      Not true with me. I have update problems on linux constantly...I dunno why I have such bad luck. Everytime I update a linux machine, it fails to reboot and takes an hour to get working again. At one point a debian server "updated" by removing the kernel and not downloading a new one. Yesterday Fedora "updated" and syslog fails to load. 'Course I've only had those issues with Fedora and Debian, not Ubuntu oddly enough or CentOS, or any other distribution. Maybe I just have bad luck with Fedora and Debian.

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    6. Re:Update apps... by EvilIdler · · Score: 2, Informative

      People often also integrate Sparkle into OS X apps, giving them a nifty updater
      which checks for updates and handles downloading & installing with next to no
      effort from the programmers. I love it. It's so widespread there is barely any
      need for a central package manager.

      I'd love to see a central uninstaller for all those things which aren't app-bundles,
      though. Plugins and instruments are scattered all over the system, with no common
      signature in the files so the OS could remove the parts automatically.

    7. Re:Update apps... by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1
      Forget central. Use Sparkle. The if you wanted to do central updates you could just have an app subscribed to all the app-feeds. Else just let the apps use the framework themselves.

      Sparkle is excellent

      And IMHO check for updates manually is appropriate for most situations. Sparkle makes that east too.

    8. Re:Update apps... by coolsva · · Score: 1

      Just installed Gusty and on startup obviously all my packages were out of date. No problem, just download FFMPEG to play the mp3, and guess what, I have to 'upgrade' to Hardy. Size, 557MB

    9. Re:Update apps... by FredFredrickson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      AND HOW! Nothing's more annoying that typing an email- or a slashdot comment, just to look up and realize nothing you typed made it to the textbox. Why? Because an update alert just popped up and stole your focus. Or even worse- Windows Automatic Update has alerted you that you have 30 seconds before it restarts your computer. Your only options: Restart now, or Restart Later. That's it.

      If you're away from your desk for a minute or two to go to the bathroom, and you didn't save your documents- shame on you, Microsoft decided that their software updates are more important than the productivity of the person using the software, which is absolute crap. It restarts without prompting for saving. It forces a shutdown. Does this on Server2003 too- REAAAAL good for production environments (and yes, automatic updates is off... not even sure how it got started )

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    10. Re:Update apps... by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      Well, it depends. I would argue that it's still easier in many cases to include a new repository that happens to include the app that you want (thereby gaining all the upgrade management of the package manager) than it is to manually deal with the update cycles for most Windows apps.

    11. Re:Update apps... by edalytical · · Score: 1

      I would love for Apple to open up and allow me push updates using Software Update...I'd also like them to open up and allow me to get crash reports from Crash Reporter without using hacks.

      Oh the other hand if Apple did open up Software Update they might have to tell a lot of people: "it's not are fault the system broke after Software Update ran." And then you can see where that would lead, people afraid to run Software Update.

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    12. Re:Update apps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The linux approach is orders of magnitude better, centralised package repositories, a centralised method of informing the user, you can choose how to be informed of updates, and you won't be hassle any other way.


      Uh, you misspelled 'BSD', sir.

    13. Re:Update apps... by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      You have this on all platforms with Microsoft's Systems Management server now called System Center Configuration Manager 2007 can centrally update software from third party vendors as well as update Microsoft software. There are clients for OS X, there are clients for a few different distros for Linux, clients for PDAs and smart phones. You can distribute your packages to alleviate bandwidth problems and eliminate single points of failure.

      I'll add that there are several other tools out there, even an open source one or two that accomplish the same thing although I haven't seen too many that are as supported.

      SMS or SCCM now also keeps an inventory of what's installed on the computer. Agents can be trained to look for custom software as well so everything you've listed is already available elsewhere and has been around for quite a while actually. SMS 2 had the majority of the functionality you describe and that was in the NT4 days.

    14. Re:Update apps... by bbdd · · Score: 2, Informative

      I agree, the Linux approach is way better.

      But, I have found the Secunia Software Inspector a great help in keeping my Windows boxes more up-to-date.

      It doesn't cover every program in the world, but every major one I use.

      https://psi.secunia.com/

    15. Re:Update apps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On linux you rarely, if ever, get problems like this because the updates are handled centrally. To judge from Slashdot, Microsoft is evil if they do something as simple as digital signatures on device drivers. I dread to think how badly Slashdot would react (perhaps justifiably) if Microsoft developed a centralized software install/update system.

      In any case, why would Microsoft want to deal with the political issues - like whether Apple should be able to push iTunes and Safari as a critical update to Quicktime, and whether Adobe should be able to overwrite your Acrobat Pro 7 install with an Acrobat Standard 8 install, losing Pro functionality?

      I don't blame Microsoft for not centralizing updates.
    16. Re:Update apps... by dkf · · Score: 1

      On linux you rarely, if ever, get problems like this because the updates are handled centrally. The problem with a central repository is that it only works well for applications that are blessed by the Central Committee. Guess what? That doesn't cover everything that people want; they need extra stuff, and for all sorts of reasons. Supporting ways of distributing software without having to go through the One True Central Repository is a good thing, since not everyone (other than a former Gentoo developer) wants to do their own distro!

      Indeed, I've seen a lot of software over the years that comes perilously close to requiring its own distro, and everyone has always hated it. What people want is to be able to run the software on their existing installations; they want RH+X, SuSE+Y, Ubuntu+Z. They're right to want such things, but that leads you straight back into the territory of problems with updating, where we started.

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    17. Re:Update apps... by Bert64 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most package managers offer the facility to use multiple repositories, apt supports it, and gentoo has it's overlays... So if something isn't covered by the main tree, there could well be third party packages and you will still have the automatic update facility.
      Occasionally there are packages which don't have any native packages, but these are the minority unless you run a really obscure distribution... Anyone writing software for linux should really provide packages, or have someone else contribute them.

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    18. Re:Update apps... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Strange about debian, were you running stable or unstable? I doubt such problems would occur with Stable, but Unstable - the name says it all, you can expect problems.

      Fedora i'm not too surprised about, it's effectively redhat's "unstable" branch, which also explains why you don't get problems with centos, based on redhat's stable branch.

      Ofcourse there is always a slight risk of an update breaking stuff, no matter how careful you are... microsoft, apple and sun have all suffered similar problems with their much more limited in scope updates. That's why i would never advocate installing updates automatically, just present them to the user and offer the choice to install, if the machine is critical you put them on a test machine first and google to see if anyone else has had problems.

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    19. Re:Update apps... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      From my recollection, BSD is somewhat different, in the case of freebsd you have the base system which you update with cvsup and recompile, and you have the ports tree which is managed seperately...
      Linux typically has everything in the same package system, making it easier to deal with.

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    20. Re:Update apps... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Which is expensive, and requires you to set up a windows system to run the update services on in addition to whatever client(s) you may have, and has some quite considerable work to set up... Far too much hassle for a single installation, only really makes sense with a significant number of machines, but then it becomes even more expensive.

      Or you can install ubuntu, and it has the update feature right out of the box on one system, already configured and working, for free, with a huge selection of packages already registered with the system.

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    21. Re:Update apps... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Then do it like debian's system...
      A single app that comes with the OS, and you configure multiple package sources for it. Each third party is responsible for their own repository, but the OS provides a standard that everyone uses...
      A third party service won't work, it won't be widely enough supported and thus have no incentive for other vendors to support it.

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    22. Re:Update apps... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Which is why most packaging systems let you specify multiple repositories...
      If the main distributor doesn't support a package, chances are someone else will. The nokia n800 is a good example of this, there are a huge stack of third party repositories offering all kinds of different apps, the iphone (unofficial apps) has something similar too.

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    23. Re:Update apps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fully agree that the Linux approach is much better. See also what I wrote here.

      However, I would like to point out that even in Linux there is no easy way for a third party app to "register [itself] to the automatic update mechanism". It is entirely up to the maintainer of the repository to decide which application is included in the repos and which is not.

      So, for open source applications that are NOT in the repository, this usually means that on their own web-site they either are providing a binary blob/installer or a tar.gz ball from which you can make the program.

      It is understandable that there cannot be a quick way to put yourself into some of the busy, public repos of the major distros, since obviously the maintainers of those would want to carefully evaluate the suitability of your software first.

    24. Re:Update apps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right; it should only force a reboot if it just installed some critical security update (i.e. you're machine is about to be turned into a botnet zombie if you don't load the latest kernel).

      dom

    25. Re:Update apps... by dkf · · Score: 1

      Which is why most packaging systems let you specify multiple repositories... Sure, but then you've got to support each of the different packaging and updating systems that each platform has invented, QAing the update process on each. It's a PITA, especially when you're trying to deal with platforms where there isn't even a commitment to a stable ABI of critical libraries between patchlevel releases...

      I think I'd rather try to forget the pain than relive it.
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    26. Re:Update apps... by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      well, maybe you should look at your display while typing, not at your keyboard ;-)

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    27. Re:Update apps... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Which gives microsoft and apple the perfect opportunity to do it right...
      Instead of fragmentation among different distributors, they can create a single standard packaging system for their respective OS.

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  17. What about Lotus Note? by paradoxSpirit · · Score: 4, Funny

    How could they have forgotten Lotus Note?

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    1. Re:What about Lotus Note? by Uncle+Focker · · Score: 2, Funny

      Aren't they only talking about software that people actually use?

    2. Re:What about Lotus Note? by Uncle+Focker · · Score: 1

      To the humourless mod, I was being sarcastic.

    3. Re:What about Lotus Note? by trick-knee · · Score: 1

      aw, don't be so hard on the poor sap. he is probably forced to use Notes at work, like I am. so, of course he'd react bitterly when someone implied that the POS isn't actually used.

      I myself looked at this story specifically to see if Notes got mentioned in the article or the comments. it's really all so sad.

    4. Re:What about Lotus Note? by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Hey! My war robot features Lotus Notes and a machine-gun, it is the finest available!
      (saw that line in some Slashdotters sig.)

  18. iTunes! by t'mbert · · Score: 1

    iTunes is the worst, IMO. It seems no matter how many times I patch it, just days later there's another patch. Every patch is a full download and reinstall, and every patch re-installs the damn Quicktime thingy in my taskbar. And now it sends me Safari too. Ugh!

    1. Re:iTunes! by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      This must be a Windoze-only issue - I can recall maybe 2-3 updates to iTunes for Mac and they are not at all onerous.

              Brett

  19. Article is a Troll by teknopurge · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Exchange/Outlook comment? I mean come on. The author, in order to prove how bad outlook is, pimps Online Free email services? Who the hell is this guy and why is he writing articles on the topic if he's never worked(obviously) in a corporate environment? His best quip is that Outlook doesn't have threaded views? Is he for real?

    Regards,

    1. Re:Article is a Troll by pdusen · · Score: 1

      Yeah, only about half of these gripes make any sense.

    2. Re:Article is a Troll by CambodiaSam · · Score: 1

      True, this article is mostly troll, but the comments have merit and can serve as a warning to others.

      I've been using Outlook 2007 for some time now, and before the service pack came out, it had a nasty habit of balloning to over 150MB of allocated memory, and it never closed out when you clicked on the big red X. Never. I always had to use Task Mangler to close it.

      I mean really, do I need to consume that much RAM to sort email?

    3. Re:Article is a Troll by value_added · · Score: 2, Interesting

      His best quip is that Outlook doesn't have threaded views? Is he for real?

      I believe the author was referring to threading as it relates to processes, not threaded views.

      As for Outlook and it's threaded views, well, that's a funny one. IIRC, Microsoft discovered that old-as-dirt concept only a few years ago. A common whine on usenet was "Why doesn't Outlook Express support threading? Google has since implemented threaded views for their webmail, but decided to call it "Conversations". But what did Microsoft do? Microsoft being Microsoft couldn't use make use the 'Message-ID' header, like everyone else had been doing, but instead decided to add a new Microsoft-only header called 'Thread-Index' or some equally stupid name.

      Call me impressed.

    4. Re:Article is a Troll by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      There's no reason why you can't use a 'Free Online email service' in a corporate environment, as long as it's one run by your own IT staff. I'd probably recommend OpenGroupware.org (or SOGO if you have a lot of users), which integrates nicely with standards-compliant client applications for mail and calendaring if you have users who prefer to avoid web-apps.

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    5. Re:Article is a Troll by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      I work in a "corporate" environment (a LARGE corporate environment, actually) which uses Google Apps (corp gmail, etc). We moved from outlook to Google Apps. Painfull at first, I have to admit in the long run, gmail beats outlook for being usable, on a day to day basis. plus, if you REALLY have to use outlook, you can always drop down to IMAP access, when you need it.

      I also have to agree with the Java comment. The JRE IS getting better every version, and faster. Java in applets are getting more useful. I have even seen Linux and DOS booting up, in a x86 emulator running in a Java applet. But, Suns Java is a bit in your face these days, and worse, it doesnt get rid of older versions (I understand keeping v1.5 when you install 1.6, but keeping 1.6, when you install bugfix 1.6update1, is a bit silly). And installing Yahoo Toolbar, is lame.

      Still at least with Java being open source, there is always OpenJDK, etc.

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  20. Re:Did they mention linux firefox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually I found some problems with fonts. As Windows fonts are not available on Linux , some of webpages are falling apart. Not so much apart as some of text goes over some lines, sometimes it wraps so checkboxes are not where they should be, etc, etc...

    It's hard to blame Firefox for sloppy web programming, but that's how it just works.

  21. Windows woes by Hoplite3 · · Score: 1

    There's no unified, trustable source for software updates on windows? That's hilarious.

    When I see this stuff, I think "World of Warcraft must be really great to keep people on Windows!"

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    1. Re:Windows woes by zoward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been playing WoW relibably on Linux for years. Works great under WINE. Producing an OpenGL version of the client (mostly in order to provide a Mac version) of WoW pretty much bought Blizzard the lion's share of MMO users running Linux.

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    2. Re:Windows woes by pdusen · · Score: 1, Troll

      The only reason Linux has a unified update source (unless you add more repos) is because so few companies write software for Linux that the distros have to provide similar software themselves. If Linux ever does achieve desktop popularity, you'll be in for a rude awakening.

    3. Re:Windows woes by VanessaE · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Oh please! The reason we have centralized repositories is because it is convenient for both the distro makers and the end users to put everything in one place (from the package manager program's standpoint). The individual programs' authors generally have their own home pages, websites, etc scattered around the 'net, just like they always have had (aside from those programs that have been abandoned).


      No, if and when the time comes that we see a large quantity of commercial games for Linux, there will already be a system in place to handle this type of content, if a special system is needed to begin with. There's no reason whatsoever that a company that releases some commercial game for Linux can't make it so that a distribution has the right to spread it - just set the license appropriately and the distro makers will handle the rest, just like they always have. Just make your game work like Quake 3 did, where you need to have the CD/DVD handy to perform the final install (except have the package manager run a script to handle copying data from the CD/DVD, so as to avoid whatever installer the game maker might otherwise use, if possible).

      If worst comes to worst, there's nothing physically stopping one or another non-US distribution from just blowing off whatever ridiculous license some game might have and just start distributing the program in question anyway.

    4. Re:Windows woes by Zombie+Ryushu · · Score: 1

      The Third party software vendors hate the idea of the centrally updated software repository thats secure. As you have seen with online registration of drivers and update software that phones home, the corporations WANT you infected with Malware because I can think of a few cases where that malware installation that came on your driver CD is worth more to them then the ~$100 printer they sold you. Because they can resell all those users information like E-mail address to spammers for a whole lot more. On the Windows platform, it is more profitable right now to create software that abuses your computer's resources than work as advertised.

    5. Re:Windows woes by pdusen · · Score: 1

      just set the license appropriately and the distro makers will handle the rest, just like they always have. They won't do this, though. Some distros won't include non-free software, and game companies aren't likely to go open source.
    6. Re:Windows woes by residieu · · Score: 1

      Apt-get (debian's update software, used by ubuntu) allows you to register additional software sources to update from. So, I can add Opera's repository to /etc/apt/sources.list, and opera updates are then handled just like updating any other software on the system. I'm not familiar with how the other distros do it, but it wouldn't surprise me if there were similar mechanisms.

    7. Re:Windows woes by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unified, Trustable source for updates on Windows? Are you kidding me? I hate to sound like a troll, but you've been living in a very small world if you think the logistics of that are even remotely possible in even the next 5 years. Windows has orders of magnitude more software written and used every day than Linux, and even Linux package managers have their share of problems.

      And, strangely enough, most Windows users aren't WoW players. Makes me wonder why you would think that, frankly. In fact, most Windows users aren't even gamers beyond Solitaire. Seems odd then, that they don't spend time and energy trying to install something on their computer that's used by less than 5% of users, to a system that requires new paradigms and won't run the software in the way they're used to. But no, it must be WoW.

  22. Most CD burning apps. by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Why do I have to stick my CD in the drive before it starts to convert (copy)files? What is the DEAL? Why doesn't it start doing that, and if I don't insert a CD by the time it's done ask if I still want to burn! Or make it a switch? UGGHHH

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  23. Software annoys becuse ... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2, Insightful
    For a product to improve there should be feedback to the market forces that removes bad software. When the feedback is bad because the users are apathetic or because the users are uninformed the product will not improve. Just browse through the old advertisements at the turn of the century American newspapers. Thousands and thousands of ads for things like, "Uncle Ben's Oil of Balsam, complete cure for Arthritis". When the users are not able judge the product objectively, there is no way for the free market to improve the product through competition.

    The computer magazines whose job it is to educate the consumers and judge software are compromised by the conflict of interest. They depend on the ads from the very same software companies to survive.

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  24. my vote ... QuickTime is clearly malware no.1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally, I'm so completely tired of having Apple force it's way on to my PC. Why is QuickTime so intrusive and difficult to disable or uninstall? Doesn't Steve realize just how many people his company has alienated with their abusive marketing campaign, which is poorly posing as a media player. I wonder if anyone else finds QuickTime as annoying as I have?

    1. Re:my vote ... QuickTime is clearly malware no.1 by quag7 · · Score: 1

      I have never met a Windows user who was happy with Quicktime. It has been years since I installed it but I recall it insisting on taking up space in my tray and thinking, "You arrogant CUNT."

      You know what media related app rocks? Irfanview. Ever use it? God, if only all applications were like Irfanview with its useful little file association checkboxes. Man.

      I love Irfanview. I miss it.

    2. Re:my vote ... QuickTime is clearly malware no.1 by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      I second that, irfan view is an awesome program for what it does. I love the way you can "slideshow" scroll through files using left and right keys (has bitten me too at times, by not saving!), its "non desctructive" JPEG rotate.

      Sure its no Photoshop/GIMP, but when dealign with a lot of files quickly and simply, its pretty good.

      And why do you miss it? Its still available, and its still being updated!

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  25. ARGHSFARGH! by Aquaseafoam · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The most annoying thing for me? The stupid little bubble that pops up to inform me that wireless networks are in range, even when I am running through a wired connection. The only way I've found to really get rid of this is to disable the connection, a hassle for whenever I try and go anywhere. Of course, this particular annoyance only really hits me nowadays when I need to boot into my small windows partition. Ubuntu FTW.

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    1. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by comm2k · · Score: 2, Informative

      Err.. EnableBalloonTips=0 anyone?

    2. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by barzok · · Score: 1

      Worse than that...I get that pop-up telling me no wireless networks are available. Perhaps it's because A) I'm on a wirednet work and B) my wireless card is turned off!

    3. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by schapman · · Score: 1

      I usually use tweakUI to turn off balloon tips to get rid of this. http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/downloads/powertoys/xppowertoys.mspx Of course the Intel manager is far more annoying than the windows one.

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    4. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most annoying thing for me? The stupid little bubble that pops up to inform me that wireless networks are in range, even when I am running through a wired connection. The only way I've found to really get rid of this is to disable the connection, a hassle for whenever I try and go anywhere.

      Actually, most wireless card drivers have the option to disable automatically when you connect using a wired connection. The intel centrino and broadcom wireless cards have this option (which covers a large number of laptop models).

      I don't have a centrino laptop handy, but for the broadcom, go to the card properties, configure, advanced, then "Disable upon wired connect".

      And there are some rare occasions when you do want both network cards active at the same time...

    5. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      \\HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Advanced\

      Create DWORD called EnableBalloonTips and call it 0.

      Is there a similar setting in gnome/ubuntu? The balloons there are just as annoying, and I haven't found any way to turn them off besides running a chmod -x on some executable or another...

    6. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly most recent windows laptops come with a hardware switch to activate / de-activate the wireless. Given that wireless sucks battery this makes a lot of sense: you don't really want the wireless to be permanently active.



      Of course, when you work from the concept that wireless connections should be off by default, then it makes sense to provide a pop-up when a connection is found. If you wander around with your laptop wireless active and you don't care that wireless access is available and you're moving enough that the window keeps popping up, then it's quite likely that you'll be annoyed, b/c you're not really in any one of the typical use cases.



      Of course, suppressing the wireless pop-up when connected via cable does make sense.

    7. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Eh, you could always disable the balloon pop-ups.

    8. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by Antero · · Score: 2, Informative

      I feel your pain... Try this, it will disable all pop-up balloons, but I find that the lesser of two evils.
      (taken from Microsof Support)

      1. Click Start, click Run, type regedit, and then press ENTER.
      2. Navigate to the following subkey: HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Advanced
      3. Right-click the right pane, create a new DWORD value, and then name it EnableBalloonTips.
      4. Double-click this new entry, and then give it a hexadecimal value of 0.
      5. Quit Registry Editor. Log off Windows, and then log back on.

      These steps disable all Notification Area balloon tips for this user. There is no way to disable balloon tips for specific programs only.

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    9. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by antdude · · Score: 1

      Copy that network connection icon to your desktop. Then right click on it to disable/enable it when you want it. Very handy. I do the same for other things like my PCI HDTV tuner card (yes, it uses USB connection -- don't know why).

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    10. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about using XP-antispy? you can disable the balloon tips with this

    11. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by Stringer+Bell · · Score: 1

      There's a registry key that allows you to turn off *all* of those annoying bubbles. Go get you TweakUI, and you'll never see another bubble.

    12. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I disable the wireless function on my laptop, a little bubble keeps popping up to inform me that it can't find any wireless networks. Well, duh.

    13. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by internewt · · Score: 1

      I have those balloons disabled on Windows. That method of alerting I have never liked, and find them very very annoying, but disabling the balloons has a downside.... alerts that used to be on normal pop-up dialogue boxes on pre-xp versions of Windows, like "your battery about to die", have been relagated to the balloons.

      As the balloon alerts are used for pretty much pointless shit (the kind of shit a n00b needs a hand with, like WLANs, product activation, and touring XP...) I have them turned off on my laptop. But then I do not get any notification that my laptop battery is dying, even though alerts are turned on in the power options. I just have to keep an eye on the battery icon.

      Oh yeah, when the battery does get low, normally XP will put an ! in a triangle in the systray, with a balloon above with the text of an alert. With balloons turned off, I get the ! in a triangle, but nothing to say what the problem is. Everything else in the systray will usually give info or status when you mouseover, but not the MS alert if you turn off balloons! The same icon appears if I get low on disk space, and possibly something else. If I stop a removable device like a USB drive then I also do not get notified when its OK to remove.

      So yeah, you can disable the annoyances on Windows, but you inevitably get alternative annoyances which are no doubt undocumented.

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    14. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just add the key:

      HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Advanced\EnableBalloonTips = 0

      No more problem (and cue comments about Windows not being ready for the desktop).

    15. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 1

      Even worse, the popups saying that it can't find a wireless network, or can't connect to your "preferred" wireless network. And they don't go away automatically. So I have to close them manually, for instance, if I'm driving with my laptop in the car logging data, or using the GPS software.

      And they don't go away if I disable the connection using the Dell "Disable wireless" Fn+F2 softkey. Grrrr.

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    16. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What annoys me is that I get a balloon saying that I have no wireless connection. I simply don't understand why can't wireless notifications work like the wired ones? My LAN connection doesn't harrass me when it isn't plugged in. The only fix is apparently a registry hack which kills ALL balloon notifications. A bit too extreme for me.

    17. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Actually I've seen a couple of new laptops that don't have that switch. I think it's being phased out, because people kept accidentally switching it off and then wondering why they couldn't get online.

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    18. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by Ernesto+Alvarez · · Score: 1

      Hah. You call that annoying?

      The most annoying bubble I've seen is a "Your device would be a lot faster if you connect it to a USB 2.0 port", when you do not have a USB 2.0 port anywhere.

      It's like it wants to rub the fact that you didn't upgrade to USB 2.0 in your face.

      Then again, the "I tried to install the drivers for your new usb device but I don't have enough privileges" popup is even more annoying. I guess windows 2000 just likes to go ahead and try to do things and fail instead of checking the situation before starting.

    19. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most annoying part is that when you disable the wireless network with the little icon near the clock - whatever that bit of the screen is called - it still pops up a message saying it can't find your wireless network or any others! Uh, that's why I disabled it - to stop getting the stupid messages!!!

    20. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear Hear. I've never had a bubble of information I actually cared to know. Windows needs to get the hell out of my way and let me work.

    21. Re:ARGHSFARGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks AC, you just saved me some pain deploying a new Windows Vista laptop to my mobile-home-living parents. My less-than-PC-savvy parents, that is, to whom 'Vista' is what you call a pretty mountain scene.

      VNC doesn't play nice with UAC, however when UAC is disabled Windows Security Centre engages its whinge mode which would certainly result in tech support calls.

      What is it with really annoying bubbles popping up all the time? Seems like a great way to condition the user to ignore security alerts if you ask me.

  26. Antivirus + Java by grassy_knoll · · Score: 2, Funny

    For the vortex of suck, get stuck with an antivirus package set up to scan everything at launch ( no exceptions... thanks, corporate ), then fire up some Java. Bonus points for utilizing a .jar file.

    1. Re:Antivirus + Java by Whatanut · · Score: 1

      Antivirus + SMS Software Inventory + Random pieces of software doing god knows what to the harddrive = 5 minutes of battery life. Yay!

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    2. Re:Antivirus + Java by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are describing Symantec Endpoint Protection. 2Gigs of ram recommended for the server, 2 Gigs extra if you've got MSSQL running.
      And wait for it ... it's management console is written in java. I'm talking about 5 minutes for windows 2003 to start.

  27. A hearty welcome to our latest new member by zappepcs · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Welcome elrous0, to the 'what were they thinking? anti-software fan club'

    Here we will help you commiserate as you belch out the pains brought to you by software that is premised on the thought that ALL users would surely want this software until the day they die.

    With the mentality (and social skills) of clippy, these coders work double time to ensure that your experience with their software will be never ending. What could possibly be worse than malware you might ask. How about software that has an uninstall feature but won't do so?

    I'm wagging my finger at you AOL, Apple, MS... you, antivirus guy in the back snickering, you can STFU too.

    We're glad to have you as a member, and look forward to your votes in the awards ceremonies next year. Note that Internet infamy is your for the taking if your right up for nominees is both exacting and excoriating.

    I'm still investigating, but the OOo quickstart on XP may get a nomination. HP printer driver division has a place on my list too.

    Anyway, mill around, meet the other members, enjoy....

    1. Re:A hearty welcome to our latest new member by jank1887 · · Score: 2, Informative

      i have to disable it each update, which sucks, but OOo is at least painless to disable. If I recall correctly, it's all in the context menu. but it should figure out from the previous version whether or not to have it turned on for an upgrade.

    2. Re:A hearty welcome to our latest new member by phlinn · · Score: 1

      HP printer driver division Oh, god yes. I hate working with their drivers due to unforseen conflicts with, for instance, having more than one printer connected to a single machine, having them not work out of the box without some dll patch which I have to search for on their forums because it's not listed as an issue on their support page or included in the latest standard drivers, etc. Huge piles of included bloatware and slow load times. Their corporate, minimal drivers aren't as bad at least.
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    3. Re:A hearty welcome to our latest new member by raddan · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Speaking of Apple, has anyone ever noticed that under Mac OS X, there isn't even a built-in function to remove an application? At least Windows pretends to. And before you mention, "just drag the application icon to the trash"-- what about the dotfiles, preferences, tempfiles, and other miscellaneous shit that applications spew around the system? E.g., Dreamweaver, the only application I've found so far to be completely unmanageable with radmind, thanks to these assholes?

    4. Re:A hearty welcome to our latest new member by Cannelloni · · Score: 0

      Guess what? Those files are small and don't do any harm.

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    5. Re:A hearty welcome to our latest new member by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use a real file manager instead of that Finder piece of shit.

      Speaking of Finder, that's my nomination. Not everybody wants fucking Fisher-Price when managing a UNIX filesystem.

      My nomination for best piece of software out there is Path Finder. Path Finder kicks Finder's ass any day. Unfortunately there's no proper way to replace/remove Finder.

    6. Re:A hearty welcome to our latest new member by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're glad to have you as a member, and look forward to your votes in the awards ceremonies next year. Note that Internet infamy is your for the taking if your right up for nominees is both exacting and excoriating. Just don't forget to preview, um, proofread your write up before you hit, I mean, before you submit it. :-)
    7. Re:A hearty welcome to our latest new member by ttldkns · · Score: 1

      I've often thought that dragging the app to the trash should be able to trigger a program in the application bundle to clean up all the pref files. But i guess this action is hard to back up and restore...
       
      Perhaps the app bundle could contain the locations of the pref files in a plist so that OS X could remove them when needed and also restore them automatically if you choose to restore from time machine. This way the app is always linked to its preference files whether you delete, restore or move to another computer.

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    8. Re:A hearty welcome to our latest new member by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1

      HP printer driver division has a place on my list too.

      And here I was, having a giggle, when suddenly this comment brought me crashing back to the depressing reality that is my everyday life.

      HP printer drivers. Why do they hate America?

      I'm particularly fond, in a Ted Bundy kind of way, of the host-based drivers that require you to locate and install a specific version number in order to print certain types of PDFs in a manner that won't crash the print spooler. Oh my, that was an indelible experience; kinda like your first root canal, or urinary tract infection.

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    9. Re:A hearty welcome to our latest new member by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Which user's preferences files should be removed when you delete an application? Just yours? Everybody's? I almost never want an application's preferences files to be deleted when I uninstall an application, because I usually intend to reinstall the latest version and I want it to keep all my settings; occasionally I'll try a new app and decide I don't like it, but a few wayward preferences files for these lying around don't bother me too much (although admittedly it would be nice if there were an easy way to clean them up).

      What if the application was never copied to the Applications folder in the first place - should preferences be deleted if you delete an application from the Desktop? What if I create an Applications folder on a separate volume or partition, and install certain applications there?

      What if I have two versions of an application installed? I've got both Firefox 2 and the latest Firefox 3 beta, happily coexisting; when I delete Firefox 2 I sure as hell don't want it to delete my preferences for Firefox 3.

      Having said all of that, for applications that come as an Installer package (because they're not self-contained in an application bundle), it'd be awfully nice to have an uninstall option for them.

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    10. Re:A hearty welcome to our latest new member by antic · · Score: 1

      The default install of the printer drivers for my last HP printer meant that I had 4-5 processes running continuously for a printer that I used barely twice. Ridiculous.

      Also on my shitlist:

      AVG - for popping up "finished the scan" or "updated your virus definitions" messages and stealing mouse focus every day.

      Acrobat - you'd think the contextual "Convert to PDF" option on right-click could just convert in the background and create a PDF in the same directory, but no, it has to open Word, then ask where to save the document (starting in a default directory each time) and then create the PDF, and then open the PDF. Batch convert and you have to deal with this manually each time. Excruciating.

      Outlook 2k - can't minimise a Reminder if you don't want to Snooze or Dismiss it.

      CFStudio - chokes sometimes when editing over FTP and can, unless you're careful, mean that you lose the contents of the file.

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    11. Re:A hearty welcome to our latest new member by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can definitely sympathize with the victim of the HP printer 'driver'. We bought, to our sorrow, a so called 'Multifunction Printer Color Laser Printer/Scanner MFP' from HP. Have some black friends that would use the MF from MFP in a more descriptive and deserved manner. This worthy demanded micro$ windo$ in order to even work. That was bad enough but evidently not bad enough to HP! In addition to that, this printer literally demanded users have 'Vista' installed in order to install its windows printer driver. Of course it wanted administrative rights to do so. How else to install malwares? The box that the thing came in did not say anything about the requirement for Vista. It was only when the printer was in YOUR house and you finally got the full pack of CD's that was supposed to come with it (but that is yet another fraud story about HP)...that you got the shaft. Upon insertion, heh, heh, of the 'install CD' a notice would come up that said that 'our browser was out of date and a new one would have to be downloaded and installed from micro$, or course, in order to proceed. Now getting a 'browser of version whatever' and installing it would be a problem. You see, the only 'browser' downloadable from micro$ would be the newest one, version 10. What is better, this would only be available to 'current users of Vista'. So there you have it, buy a printer from HP and get fucked with Vista, as only through allowing Vista to infest and illegally expropriate my bought and paid for hardware would I receive the 'pleasure' of having the printer work. Now here is the crowner. The printer would only live about a week or two until the color printer failed to print anything but yellow and black, like a wasp. Boy were we stung! We had refused to buy vista in order to get the 'up to malware date browser' so maybe this was our punishment? We called HP to resolve the failed color printing 'problem' and the driver 'problem' and was told that only by getting the 'new browser' would allow us to install our printer/scanner correctly for the scanner to work---at all--- and the printer to print correctly. We were told that a printer exchange was possible under a 'secret warrantee' program, but this would cost a little under sixty dollars (fixty like a Mexican policeman's bribe). Then came the demand that we supply HP with the secret security code on the back of the credit card that HP also demanded as payment. This code converts the numbers on the card to a bearer instrument to the knower of these numbers, allowing this aforementioned bearer to quite literally buy a yacht and keep it as a gift with the bill going to us! We refused. We took this piece of junk printer with its malware driver and software disks back to the dealer, paid them the sixty dollars and had them take the risk of losing their business instead of we losing our shirt for a lousy non working piece of thievin junk. We had to do this twice, as the replacements all failed within two weeks of getting them. At that point we took the last piece of junk back to that dealer and swapped it for a ViewSonic monitor, 22 inches wide, that works very well thank you very much, and did not demand anything at all. Bottom line...DO NOT BUY HEWLETT PACK-HARD!!!

    12. Re:A hearty welcome to our latest new member by Cannelloni · · Score: 1

      Do as you wish. For most people, I believe Finder is good enough.

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    13. Re:A hearty welcome to our latest new member by Jaxoreth · · Score: 1

      Welcome elrous0, to the 'what were they thinking? anti-software fan club'

      Here we will help you commiserate as you belch out the pains brought to you by software. Fixed.

      And welcome... seriously.
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    14. Re:A hearty welcome to our latest new member by Jaxoreth · · Score: 1

      E.g., Dreamweaver, the only application I've found so far to be completely unmanageable with radmind, thanks to these assholes? Macrovision?? Don't you mean Macromedia?
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    15. Re:A hearty welcome to our latest new member by raddan · · Score: 1

      Nope.

  28. Flash by jps25 · · Score: 1

    While I agree with most (exclude Java), I find it rather ironic that they bitch about flash-sites, yet spread their list over 11 pages.

  29. Acrobat Reader on Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've appreciated that Adobe has provided Reader for Linux for quite some time now. Until I tried their latest a number of months ago (version 8? or 9?).

    It insisted upon putting a bunch of worthless crap in my ~/.kde and ~/.local directories, overriding my MIME types and replacing KDE's PDF icons (which looked consistent with all the other KDE icons) with its own icons, which clearly were out of place.

    Of course, it also decided to set itself as the preferred reader for PDFs, contrary to my preference. It would have been annoying, but bearable, had it asked me about this before it made invasive changes, but simply running the program was enough to wreak havoc.

    So fuck you Adobe, I'll continue to use kpdf, which doesn't feel the need to take over my desktop. As an added bonus, kpdf doesn't have a million worthless plugins that slow down application startup, either.

    1. Re:Acrobat Reader on Linux by doti · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone even consider using Adobe Reader, when there are plenty good alternatives around?

      Kpdf for KDE, Evince for GNOME, xpdf for minimalists.

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    2. Re:Acrobat Reader on Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just "updated" Adobe Reader 8.12 on my RHEL 4 systems at work. If I leave it up for a few hours, it will begin taking up 80-100% CPU. Sweet!

    3. Re:Acrobat Reader on Linux by justthinkit · · Score: 1

      And if you click on a PDF when you have Adobe as your PDF handler, it (slow)loads a 32MB-of-RAM-using component that does not get unloaded when you close that page. Pure joy!

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    4. Re:Acrobat Reader on Linux by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Don't forget gsview.

  30. Re:Did they mention linux firefox? by pdusen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Seriously for serious? Seriously? Are you totally serious?

  31. Re:Did they mention linux firefox? by pdusen · · Score: 3, Informative

    If Firefox had widespread problems like this, it wouldn't be installed by default on so many distros. Either you broke something or you're a troll.

  32. Adobe inDesign (PageMaker R.I.P.) by starglider29a · · Score: 1

    Let's take 19 years of ingrained, if not intuitive human to document interface... and change EVERYTHING!

    I used PageMaker in Version 1.0 on Run-Time Windows. I adapted to additions and some minor rethinking of menus. N/P. I knew every keyboard shortcut (that I needed) and made the claim "I may not be good, but i'm FAST!"

    Exit Pagemaker, Enter InDesign. End of Story.

  33. Left out Top Ten Slideshows by rocketjam · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What about "top ten slideshows" on big media websites that present their "top ten" on eleven or twelve separate pages, each filled with more ads and other distractions than the actual "content" you've been directed to via Slashdot?

    Yeah, I know they're not "applications" but, the annoyance factor is right up there.

  34. Outlook/Exchange? by Drakin020 · · Score: 2

    Seriously? One of the most annoying? I beg to differ.

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    1. Re:Outlook/Exchange? by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      I use outlook, it can be quirky, which is my biggest frustration with it. It's a good email program/pim when it's working properly.

    2. Re:Outlook/Exchange? by Drakin020 · · Score: 1

      A big problem is that users let their PST get to big. Without a proper Exchange admin thing's can get buggy, it's not the software.

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  35. Flashblock FTW by snarfies · · Score: 3, Informative

    Too many websites lean on Flash too heavily. You'll have a lot of trouble getting by without it on a lot of websites. Its obnoxious, and what's more, there's more and more Flash-based advertising appearing on various websites (yes, I'm glaring at you too, Slashdot). But there is a way to make Flash be a little more well-behaved: http://flashblock.mozdev.org/

    Best Firefox extension EVER. Works on Seamonkey, too, which is what I use at home.

    1. Re:Flashblock FTW by Scutter · · Score: 1

      You'll have a lot of trouble getting by without it on a lot of websites. .... http://flashblock.mozdev.org/

      Wait, you need flash on many websites or you can't even navigate, so the solution is to...block it? I'm confused.

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    2. Re:Flashblock FTW by maxume · · Score: 1

      It blocks flash with awesome, allowing you to choose to play flash content on a case by case basis (there is also a whitelist for trusted sites).

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    3. Re:Flashblock FTW by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Worst use of Flash I've ever seen: A pure HTML website with a Flash navigation that doesn't even have any effects that couldn't be trivially implemented with CSS. Ugh.

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    4. Re:Flashblock FTW by Porchroof · · Score: 1

      ALL of my web sites use Flash menus. You're out of luck, sucker, if you try to look at one of my sites.

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    5. Re:Flashblock FTW by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      Not so much. You see, that's the point he was making - he doesn't want sites that bypass the perfectly-good HTML code for said menus.

      Oh - didn't he mention that you can disable it on a case by case basis, or by a whitelist? Or did you not see that?

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  36. gcj by gzipped_tar · · Score: 1

    In the case of Java, you can use GCJ (http://gcc.gnu.org/java/) to compile Java to bytecode / native code, and, and, ... "Because that's what programming languages are there to do, right?" (from TFA).

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  37. It's Not Always the Software Per Se by FurtiveGlancer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sometimes it's the exclusive distribution method or the update method that truly irks.

    Google's Sketch-up Pro is available only by download. Not a problem in the US, but on a remote US base in Afghanistan? A CD/DVD option would have been most helpful.

    As already pointed out above, updaters can be a significant issue even if the software itself is acceptable. The status quo should be maintained for settings, file associations and preferences, TYVM.

    Advertise on the web and through the quality of your product, not via the update process.

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    1. Re:It's Not Always the Software Per Se by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      CD/DVDs cost money and effort. I'm not saying it isn't always worth it (i.e. Microsoft releases service packs on CD, as well as software trials, usually only for the cost of shipping) but for someone like Google, if you want a disc version, buy the whole thing. You get what you pay for.

    2. Re:It's Not Always the Software Per Se by Obsidian+Butterfly · · Score: 1

      OMG LOL WTF BBQ!

      You're the only person left in the world (or maybe the only one on /.) who knows how to spell "per se".

      You are The One[TM]!

  38. I have it in one word... by Jedi74 · · Score: 1

    ...Weatherbug :(

  39. Re:Did they mention linux firefox? by Uncle+Focker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In this very article, when I click the red arrows to go to the next page, they go backwards. They don't for me and I've just tested it on 5 different boxes running Linux.

    Plus the images? don't show up at all. Are you running no script or something else that could be blocking them? They show up just fine again here.

    Firefox is shit in linux. You keep stating this and then giving examples that I can't reproduce on any available machine.

    I have been using it for years and it sucks. Bullshit. If you had such severe problems as you claim you'd have stopped using it unless you're just an idiot. Since you're just trolling, though, it matters not. Get some better material next time.
  40. For those who use Adobe by Drakin020 · · Score: 1

    Use Foxit. http://www.foxitsoftware.com/pdf/rd_intro.php Less of a hassle.

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    1. Re:For those who use Adobe by CelticWhisper · · Score: 3, Informative

      No.

      I'm sorry, but as nice as some of Foxit's features were, the two things that irritated me about it were first that you still had to pay to get the full featureset, and second that it kept altering the goddamn context menu option. "Foxit Reader, Best Reader for Everyday Use!"

      How's 'bout just "Foxit Reader." *Regedit*

      2 reboots later...

      "Foxit Reader, Best Reader for Everyday Use!"

      No, your name is "Foxit Reader." That's...fucking...it. You don't tell me what you are, I tell you what you are on MY computer. And stop expanding out my context menu with a name 3 times longer than any of the other options contained therein.

      *Regedit*

      2 reboots later... Ad nauseam.

      Try SumatraPDF if you just need to read documents. It's super-lightweight, which does unfortunately mean it lacks some features of Foxit, Evince, and others, but I find that I'm usually only interested in reading documents anyway and for that, Sumatra is excellent.

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    2. Re:For those who use Adobe by Drakin020 · · Score: 1

      Never had a problem with the program. Never needed the "Full Version" I just want to read PDF's without being prompted for stuff. That seemed to do the trick. If you need something that can be more customized, do with Adobe Acrobat.

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    3. Re:For those who use Adobe by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      you still had to pay to get the full featureset,

      which does unfortunately mean it lacks some features of Foxit, Evince, and others, but I find that I'm usually only interested in reading documents anyway and for that, Sumatra is excellent.

      Come on, man, you complain that Foxit makes you pay for the full feature-set, but you then offer an alternative that has less by default? Sumatra is a great reader, but I really can't see how it annoyed you that you had to pay (oh shit, money) for features in Foxit that you apparently don't even need.
  41. It's for multisession CD-R. by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why do I have to stick my CD in the drive before it starts to convert (copy)files? So that the CD mastering software can know if you want to add an additional session to an existing CD-R.
    1. Re:It's for multisession CD-R. by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      The real reason I ask this is for an app I work w/. I have to regularly burn large quantities of data, and the machine won't do a thing till I get a cd in. The CD's are individually shrinkwrapped. The main application calls a generic cd writing app (but I can't remember what it's called atm). So If I select the data and click burn, it sits there and waits for me to unshrinkwrap my dang CD. I just thought that w/ improved order of opperations, or a checkbox, we could speed that up by a sizeable magnitutde. (30 seconds off of a 300 second burn is 10%!)

      P.S. they use a new carbon nanotube shrinkwrap used by INTEL, NASA, and was originally found in the desert surrounded by the remains of a "weather balloon".

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    2. Re:It's for multisession CD-R. by VanessaE · · Score: 1

      It could also be because the burning program needs to know the exact capacity of the disc, which it can't exactly determine if you don't pop it in first. Sure you could set the disc size manually, but I'm guessing most people aren't aware whether or not their favorite software can do this.

    3. Re:It's for multisession CD-R. by tepples · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The CD's are individually shrinkwrapped.

      The program doesn't know that.

      People were used to dragging files on and off a 1.4 MiB floppy disk. As the floppy began to disappear around the time of Windows 98 and the iMac, floppy formats from Iomega and Imation with nearly a hundred times the capacity enjoyed some limited success because the file manager treated them just like floppies. Some CD mastering apps tried to emulate floppy use cases by loading the existing sessions off a CD, mapping a temporary folder that imported the previous sessions, and writing the changes to a .iso and then to the CD once the user started to eject the CD.

      But in the ISO 9660 format, the starting sector number of each file depends on the number of sectors in previous sessions, so building an image can't happen until the mastering program knows how large the previous sessions are. And because the mastering application doesn't know that your CDs are straight from the shrinkwrap until it reads the disc, it doesn't build the image until then. Sure, they could have put in a checkbox to turn multisession recording on and off, but that would not have increased hardware sales or software license revenue compared to the increased support costs from inexperienced users who mistakenly uncheck that box and try to add a session.

  42. Re:Did they mention linux firefox? by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 0

    He's super serial.

  43. The answer is right there in front of you by HungWeiLo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look at the top of your window:

    "The Most Annoying Software Out There - Mozilla Firefox 3 Beta 5"

    I didn't say it - the browser did!

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    1. Re:The answer is right there in front of you by JimR · · Score: 3, Funny
      Hmmm, the title bar on my browser window says:

      Slashdot | The Most Annoying Software Out There
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    2. Re:The answer is right there in front of you by oodaloop · · Score: 3, Funny

      Mine says The Most Annoying Software Out There - Microsoft Internet Explorer. I'd kill to have any veriosn of Firefox here at work.

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    3. Re:The answer is right there in front of you by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      I am just aghast at the fact that it took this far in the discussion for someone to mention IE as the worst piece of shi...er...I mean software ever.

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    4. Re:The answer is right there in front of you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Click onto an individual comment, e.g. yours and it drops the 'Slashdot'.

    5. Re:The answer is right there in front of you by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

      RC1 is out no? :)

    6. Re:The answer is right there in front of you by Inda · · Score: 1

      It is and my RSS issues are fixed!

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    7. Re:The answer is right there in front of you by Guanine · · Score: 4, Informative

      I can help you with that. Grab the latest version of Firefox at Portable Apps -- I would have gone crazy at work long ago without Firefox Portable. The way it works is it installs software to a USB drive, i.e. only to one directory. You miss out on browsing history and page caching (to avoid wearing out your USB memory), but I've used it for 9 months without problems or headaches. Anyhow, I put my FF Portable on a USB stick and start it off that each morning. If you can't mount USB drives, you can run the software off your desktop. If you can't access that website, you could attach the exe file to an email to yourself, renamed to something like firefox.ppt -- enjoy Firefox at work!

    8. Re:The answer is right there in front of you by Punko · · Score: 1

      Funny, mine says: "The MOst Annoying Software Out There - Opera" - Opera ain't annoying

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    9. Re:The answer is right there in front of you by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      Mine says Slashdot | The Most Annoying Software Out there - Mozilla Hypnoanemone

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    10. Re:The answer is right there in front of you by Scaba · · Score: 1

      It's easily acquired at http://www.mozilla.com/

    11. Re:The answer is right there in front of you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the top of your window:

      "The Most Annoying Software Out There - Mozilla Firefox 3 Beta 5"

      I didn't say it - the browser did! No. It's IE for me ;)
    12. Re:The answer is right there in front of you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the top of your window:

      "The Most Annoying Software Out There - Mozilla Firefox 3 Beta 5"

      I didn't say it - the browser did! Mine says: Slashdot | The Most Annoying Software Out There.

      I knew it!
    13. Re:The answer is right there in front of you by Devar · · Score: 1

      Sifnt Mozilla Hypersparrow.
      Or Watercamel.
      Or Turbocrab.
      Or .....

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  44. Funnily enough, about Flash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whilst I was trying to read the page on why Flash is so annoying, a doubleclick ad keeps popping up on zdnet.co.uk asking me if my data centers are secure...and crashing my browser every 60 seconds due to a memory violation in the flash code for the ad. Seriously. I'll take flashing animated GIF ads over playing russian roulette with randomly selected buggy flash ads any day...and before you ask my flash plugin & mozilla are fine, thanks.

    It's not irony, it's amusing coincidence.

    1. Re:Funnily enough, about Flash... by Pete+Slash+Work · · Score: 1

      You need adblock, stat!

  45. Java update process needs fixing by schwit1 · · Score: 4, Informative
    Some of my users' add/remove programs have a half dozen separate Java installs. And they all install in separate folders.


    Java(tm) 5 update 6
    Java(tm) 5 update 11
    Java(tm) 6 update 1
    Java(tm) 6 update 3
    Java(tm) 6 update 4
    Java(tm) 6 update 6

    1. Re:Java update process needs fixing by Kojiro+Ganryu+Sasaki · · Score: 1

      I have that problem. I don't know if i can uninstall any of them or if that will break the entire thing...

    2. Re:Java update process needs fixing by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

      Uninstalling the previous ones is OK. Just BLOODY ANNOYING!

      Java on Windows is immensely annoying, not just because of the 160MB
      "updates" which amount to full downloads of the latest version in
      each directory, but also all the advertising for the language.

      What use is it to a corporate desktop user to read all that crap
      Sun are pushing? They're only using the apps foisted upon them!
      Most don't know the difference between Java and Flash, and are just
      made aware of their existence when either isn't working for
      something they need.

    3. Re:Java update process needs fixing by Spad · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Java installer just needs a "Previous versions of the JVM were found on your PC, please select any that you wish to keep" option.

    4. Re:Java update process needs fixing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This will be fixed with the consumer JRE, AKA Java 6 update 10. You can uninstall all of them except for the one you want to keep. (Probably the latest one).

      They did it this way in the past for enterprise customers.

    5. Re:Java update process needs fixing by doas777 · · Score: 1

      I share your pain. there is an upside to that issue though. I develop for several versions of java, and having several SDKs installed on my dev box helps me when setting up for a particular project.

      It also seems that the apps themselves know what version to execute against. granted it makes little sense to have 6 updates for one version, it can be handy to have 1.4_x, 1.5_x, and 1.6_ x installed on a box.

    6. Re:Java update process needs fixing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, this is a security hole also as java app can request which versions are installed AND DECIDE WHAT VERSION TO USE! Incredible!

  46. RealPlayer-Rhapsody by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1



    True story. If you listen to the "Big Classic Rock" channel long enough (~3 hours), it runs out of songs or the db gets AFU, and starts plays hip-hop, big band, anything except big classic rock. This happens to me quite often and is easily repeatable.

    Another annoying 'feature' is the process (DRM check I'd assume) called "synchronizing your library" at login. If, in fact, its not DRM, then its still annoyingly slow to reconcile the 6 whole songs I've purchased from them. Combined with the appearance that RP wants to own the songs/media I did not buy from them.

  47. Marketing does it again... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yeah, our marketing people want us to implement a pop-up "reminder" for those users who have not bought product... I groaned when I saw that in the task list. Yes, we are in business to sell, but no, we do NOT want to annoy our potential customers! I think the Golden Rule works well here.

  48. I concur by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And will not be re-visiting the ad-laden abomination that is ZDNet UK ever again.

    They should have included themselves on the bloody list.

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    1. Re:I concur by Geminii · · Score: 1

      You have your PC configured to show advertising? Can't see the advantage, myself.

  49. Quicktime Browser Integration by AioKits · · Score: 1

    While this will probably earn me fire and a n00b tag, how the fuck does one remove the 'browser integration' that QuickTime does? Now everytime I go looking for sound effects and they come in MP3 format, it wants to play them in QT right off the webpage! I looked but I don't see anywhere to remove this POS feature.

    Maybe I'm not looking hard enough, but this is bar none one of the more annoying aspects of QuickTime. Gimme back my damned browser!

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    1. Re:Quicktime Browser Integration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Been a long time since I've used QuickTime, but I seem to recall there being a special Control Panel thing where you can configure everything with an annoying and inefficient user interface (open a dropdown list, select the section you want to edit, then wait a second while it slowly redraws the window with the settings in it) - look for a "MIME Settings" section, then uncheck everything.

    2. Re:Quicktime Browser Integration by Cheile · · Score: 1

      It's the damn plugins that are getting you. In firefox you can do an about:plugins and see which ones are listed. Find all of the QT plugins (everywhere on your system, as for some reason even the ones in the IE folder screw you up) and replace them with 0 byte read only (If they're read/write QT will replace them when it discovers) files. No more QT owning you browser media files. I assume the process is pretty much the same for other browsers.

    3. Re:Quicktime Browser Integration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Delete the plug-in dll, its the only way to be sure

    4. Re:Quicktime Browser Integration by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      How...does one remove the 'browser integration' that QuickTime does For firefox:

      1. Tools -> Options
      2. Applications
      3. Click "Actions" header to sort by action
      4. Scroll to bottom, and replace all "Use QuickTIme PLugin...." with the action of your choice.
  50. New version popups by heroine · · Score: 1

    Would consider the relentless popup windows for upgrades to be the biggest pain. Upgrade from 2.0.0.5 to 2.0.0.6 anyone? For security reasons, you better keep clicking away if you want your movie to stay in front of these popups.

  51. worse than annoying for someone like me by spirit_fingers · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Unfortunately, I'm the IT Manager for the ad agency of one of the most annoying programs mentioned in that article (I won't mention which one). So I'm in the unhappy position of having to install our client's software on all of our computers. Would I use that software if the company weren't our client? NO FUCKING WAY! If there is a hell for IT support people, I'm in it. I not only have to support this crapware, but I have to pretend that it's the greatest thing since oral sex.

    1. Re:worse than annoying for someone like me by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

      o.O

      A reply might Godwin this thread, but..have you done any past-life regression? :P

    2. Re:worse than annoying for someone like me by krelian · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should give them a link the article and as a tip on how to improve sales.

    3. Re:worse than annoying for someone like me by craagz · · Score: 1

      I guess you are running Norton :P

  52. Simple answer - it's crap! by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 1

    Nuff said

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    1. Re:Simple answer - it's crap! by AioKits · · Score: 1

      Cause it's not Scottish?

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  53. Of course, because they're clueless on good Flash by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    They could have had a single tile component, clicking could enlarge. Oh yes, and if they coded their app right, it could work with the back button and provide accessibility functions.

  54. + Nintendo DS by tepples · · Score: 2, Funny

    For the vortex of suck, get stuck with an antivirus package set up to scan everything at launch ( no exceptions... thanks, corporate ) If your employer is paying you to sit and watch an antivirus package scan the entire hard disk, that's what a Nintendo DS is for. If your employer bans that too, it might be time to weigh whether you should exercise your "right to work" for someone else.
  55. so-so by Tom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some of these are justified - Adobe Reader sucks, there's no excuse why it takes a minute to load while a tap on the spacebar on OS X brings up a preview of the same PDF instantly, and many other PDF readers load in a tenth that time.

    Apple Update - I don't have a beef with that.

    Windos Update - is a study on how not to do it. It'll pop up even if you're running a fullscreen application at that time, some of which don't handle that gracefully. It'll tell you every few minutes that it wants to reboot, no matter how often you tell it to go stand in the corner. Really annoying freak.

    Norton - yeah, if you've not already replaced it with any of the free and better alternatives, then you deserve the pain.

    Sony crap - oh yes. They even forgot to mention that nothing in the docs tells you what does what, so you're left guessing as to which of these might be, you know, important driver packages, and which are just crap they added because someone in marketing thought it's a nifty idea.

    Outlook - YES, FINALLY! Outlook is one of those things where I'm all for the death penalty. Outlook is the worst disaster for corporate productivity this side of the galactic core. It's also the worst e-mail client I've ever used, and that's a fairly long list. Outlook is enterprise messaging gone horribly wrong, in more ways than you thought possible. I'm SOO glad they put it on the list.

    Flash - I find that one a bit unfair. Flash can be a cool tool, but it's often abused in ways that would be illegal if it were a human being. I'm not sure Adobe alone is to blame for that.

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    1. Re:so-so by AndrewNeo · · Score: 2

      Outlook is the worst disaster for corporate productivity?

      I think you missed the Outlook vs. Lotus Notes discussion here a few weeks ago..

    2. Re:so-so by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      It'll tell you every few minutes that it wants to reboot, no matter how often you tell it to go stand in the corner.
      If you ignore it for too long, something like 20 minutes or whatever, it forces the reboot for you. So if you have stuff you are working on, and get up for lunch, you can come back and find Windows decided to reboot itself since you were obviously not around to mind.
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    3. Re:so-so by spazimodo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Outlook - YES, FINALLY! Outlook is one of those things where I'm all for the death penalty. Outlook is the worst disaster for corporate productivity this side of the galactic core. It's also the worst e-mail client I've ever used, and that's a fairly long list. Outlook is enterprise messaging gone horribly wrong, in more ways than you thought possible. I'm SOO glad they put it on the list. What magic awesome enterprise messaging systems have you been using? I love Notes but the mail client UI (and the UI in general) sucks. What are your other options of awesomeness? cc:Mail? Groupwise? Oh wait, of course, I forgot OfficeVision!
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    4. Re:so-so by nuzak · · Score: 1

      Windos Update - is a study on how not to do it. It'll pop up even if you're running a fullscreen application at that time, some of which don't handle that gracefully. It'll tell you every few minutes that it wants to reboot, no matter how often you tell it to go stand in the corner. Really annoying freak.

      That's one thing I love about process explorer: "Suspend Process". It never bugs me til I'm ready to reboot. If I don't have procexp handy, I actually do just take that annoying dialog and shove it as far into the corner as it'll go without closing it.

      I think there's something to be said for nagging the user to reboot after some updates requiring it, especially if they're security-related. A balloon tip would have been just as good though.

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    5. Re:so-so by Tom · · Score: 1

      Apparently I did.

      Notes usually sucks, but mostly because it was configured badly. Outlook always sucks, because it's configured badly by default and you can't change it.

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    6. Re:so-so by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      It'll tell you every few minutes that it wants to reboot, no matter how often you tell it to go stand in the corner.

      If you ignore it for too long, something like 20 minutes or whatever, it forces the reboot for you. So if you have stuff you are working on, and get up for lunch, you can come back and find Windows decided to reboot itself since you were obviously not around to mind. That doesn't happen in XP, so I'm assuming this is a Vista behavior. Either way, if you actually use the system you should disable automatic updates and just run things manually every once in awhile.
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    7. Re:so-so by justthinkit · · Score: 1

      I find Process Explorer incredibly underwhelming -- Task Manager allows me to kill most things I want to kill, and the Windows Update reboot nag can be banisheded by running SERVICES.MSC and turning off the Windows Update service.

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    8. Re:so-so by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      No, actually, it happens in XP, and NOT in Vista. Twice I've lost papers I never saved because XP decided to reboot while I ran to the beer store. Vista pops up a message on the notification area and it just stays there to you say Yes or Remind me in $hours.

  56. Annoying multipage Web articles by dpbsmith · · Score: 1, Redundant

    How about web articles that are split across a dozen pages, for no good reason other than to interrupt your reading a dozen times so that you can twiddle your thumbs while one measly paragraph of text downloads, framed by dozens of bloated, intrusive animated ads for ZDNet?

    I find those pretty annoying.

  57. Stop trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But when is Evince going to work in Windows ? a simple search of poppler (the pdf rendering library used at Evince and Kpdf et al) + windows shows , for instance,
    http://blog.kowalczyk.info/software/sumatrapdf/

    This is what opensource. Obviously the reverse path usually does not work.

    Also, there is a plain-GTK Evince version (no Gnome stuff) which I guess it may be compiled in windows.

  58. They missed McAfee... by L0neW0lf · · Score: 1

    McAfee Antivirus...
    Whose parent company website was formerly one giant mass of ads, including multiple pop-ups.
    Who makes online support as kludgy and difficult as possible, and requires you to create a user account to even manually download AV updates (so we can spam you with e-mail about our products.
    Whose software continually says it cannot uninstall because there are "files in use" as a smokescreen to prevent users from changing products, when far better programmers could just write the uninstall routine to stop all running McAfee services, which would fix the problem, and who uses scare tactics that insinuate you'll be completely unprotected (and likely to be molested).

    Only one product I know of out-sucks Norton AV for home users --and it is McAfee.

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  59. did anyone mention by gzipped_tar · · Score: 1

    slashdot with the big round-corner buttons?

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    1. Re:did anyone mention by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      And the CSS that never works, and the links that take you to the bottom of the page when you just want to see one post, and the overlapping text, etc etc.

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    2. Re:did anyone mention by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I like the round-corner buttons which are white on grey. It's just that half of the time, for no obvious reason, they are white-on-white, and I can only tell which is parent and which is reply by selecting them.

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    3. Re:did anyone mention by eredin · · Score: 1

      It's pretty sad when your coping mechanism is to note the location of the scroll bar before clicking and then looking for the ad they slide in under the post you wanted to see. I guess that's one way to get you to look at the ads...

    4. Re:did anyone mention by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Ads, as in plural? All I see is the stupid one about the omnipotent rabbit.

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    5. Re:did anyone mention by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      That "button change" was because of me.

      I STILL havent changed my signature. Nothin better to put, and the backwards unicode char doesnt work here.

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    6. Re:did anyone mention by zxsqkty · · Score: 1

      Slashdot has ads?!? Since when?

      p.s. Adblock

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  60. Right on the money by H0p313ss · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Usually I disagree with these rather non-technical whiners, but I found this to be right on the money this time. Besides, there's some wonderful British humor there:

    Acrobat Reader
    "a reputation for being as welcome as a flatulent camel in the kitchen"

    Windows Update
    We've been kind and not talked about Vista.

    RealPlayer
    "If this software turned up at your door, you'd call the police."
    "... we were given software to install. 'Disable your firewall', it commanded. 'Drop dead', we replied."

    Java
    "Programming languages are like sewage plants: if the average user becomes aware of them, something's gone wrong."

    Yahoo
    "And yes, when I ask to exit the software, that's because I really want to, not because I'm having a crisis of doubt."

    Flash
    "There's nothing wrong with Flash, provided you don't use it to construct web sites where people want to find information..."
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    1. Re:Right on the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like the reviewer and I have very similar opinions, especially about real player and flash - two huge barnacles on the butt of computing.

  61. Re:Did they mention linux firefox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, you can just install those fonts if you get them. I'm sure you can google for them, and they are in the repositories if you are using Ubuntu.

  62. No it doesn't... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    I use Winamp precisely because it's one of the few that *doesn't* alter the master volume (which doesn't do anything on my machine because I use SPDIF output).

    Check your configuration.

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  63. Make Microsoft Look Good day? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like this quote from the article, about Apple QuickTime: "... what is this, Make Microsoft Look Good day?"

    1. Re:Make Microsoft Look Good day? by tobiasly · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I like this quote from the article, about Apple QuickTime: "... what is this, Make Microsoft Look Good day?" Personally I enjoyed the sentence before that: It spends half its time trying to sell us stuff and the other half trying to stop us [from] using it.
    2. Re:Make Microsoft Look Good day? by STFS · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, actually... I think it's the other way around really. QuickTime and other Apple products do not behave as annoyingly on Mac OS X, so you have to wonder if they are actually doing this to make Microsoft look bad. I'm not really sure that the majority of computer users associate the lameness of QT on Windows with Apple... I'm pretty sure they rather tend to curse Microsoft, or at least wonder why it's so much better on their friends computer, which is an Apple.

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    3. Re:Make Microsoft Look Good day? by mdwh2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I disagree. Most people won't have a friend with a Mac that they look closely at enough to see how Quicktime works. What they will see is that the thing causing problems on their machine is an Apple product - which will make them doubt the "But, but, Apple just works" claims so often made of Apple's products.

      I remember recently here someone telling me how Apple just works, and insisting that my PC would always distract me, or be "noisy" (I'm not quite sure what he meant), giving examples such as watching a DVD. Needless to say, he didn't believe me when I told him my PC just worked too (and does more than simply working).

      But funnily enough, the next day I did have distractions when trying to view a video - because it was a quicktime movie, and I couldn't get it to do basic functionality, such as full screen mode. So I have to concede he was right after all - my computer doesn't just work, when it's running Apple software at least.

  64. Re:Did they mention linux firefox? by clarkn0va · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...Windows fonts are not available on Linux...
    http://corefonts.sourceforge.net/

    Or apt-get install msttcorefonts for debian/ubuntu users.

    db

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  65. My Personal Favorite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone remember Comet Cursor? It came with Nutscrape Napivator, if I remember correctly. Hay, isn't that what Firfox is made from?

    1. Re:My Personal Favorite by Black+Art · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Comet Cursor did not come with Netscape, it was something you had to download on your own. (The usual method of infection was ActiveX controls under IE. It was also distributed with RealPlayer.) I think the list was excluding spyware intentionally. Comet Cursor was spyware. (It only ran under Windows as well.) Spyware is a totally different class of annoyance.

      I am glad to see Outlook included on the list. One of the worst designed mail apps I have ever seen. It makes Pegasus mail look professional. (Not to mention that Outlook is one of the major causes of top posting. Getting Outlook to quote correctly is next to impossible. There are hacks that claim to make it quote correctly, but I have never gotten one to work.)

      The software I would add to the list would be SourceSafe. It was a version control system from Microsoft that was not very safe. It had a tendency of trashing the repository every once in a while. One of the worst things Microsoft ever put out on the market.

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  66. Yup, HP has lost the plot by Kupfernigk · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Even though I think HP Printing System for Linux is really rather good.

    I tried to get an HP A3 inkjet going the other day, using an old P4 box as the print server.
    I do not consider 100% CPU utilisation while trying to print a PDF to be acceptable, nor do I consider that having to reboot to clear a stuck job is a good idea. And this from a driver of nearly 100MBytes.

    There are several other recent HP gripes that are causing me nowadays no longer to recommend HP printers. I guess it will take many years to recover from Fiorina.

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  67. You haven't seen some of the alternatives by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You haven't seen some of the alternatives, then.

    Some years ago, for example, sick and tired of Norton, I went and bought McAffee's anti-virus. In fact, I figured I'd go for the full monte, including firewall, "privacy" stuff, you name it. I can't be arsed to dig up the CD and find out which year it was, and I wouldn't know if it got any better in the meantime. (Though I would be surprised.)

    The first funny impression was when trying to update it. As is the craze in the last decade, it couldn't just have either a URL to their download page, or a neat little downloader program. It just had to launch an ActiveX control in a browser to do the actual download and install. It launched whatever browser you had configured as default. E.g., for me it was Mozilla. It only actually worked in IE.

    But wait, the patcher was more stupid than that.

    I didn't have too much space left on C:, but I had vast amounts of space on my slower D: drive. So I refuse to install it to the default location, and install it to D:.

    Then I run the updater. It installs the updates to the default location on C:. Literally, it was too fucking stupid to either ask, or figure out where its own installer had put those programs.

    It gets funnier. Presumably because it couldn't figure out where they were, it didn't uninstall or at least disable the origina, unpatched version on D:. It just let it run too.

    If you think one anti-virus is a resource and CPU hog, now picture twice that. It felt like I had downgraded back to my trusty old 486.

    Now I don't know how good their virus protection was, I didn't actually have a virus. Their privacy stuff, though, now that made most sites that required a login, no longer work. And it made some schizophrenic: they thought I was simultaneously logged in _and_ not logged in. It was giving me some insight into what Schroedinger's cat must have felt ;)

    To cut a long story short, and skip over a few more faults, after a few days I uninstalled it.

    The uninstaller, though, only got rid of the new patched copy from C:. It left the one on D: as it was, and loading itself in memory anyway. Trying the uninstaller from D: didn't seem to work either. I had to manually mess with the registry to get rid of it.

    On the whole, it left me the impression that it makes malware look good by comparison. Ok, so you have to mess with the registry in safe mode too, to get rid of it, so it's a tie there. Most viruses don't use as many resources or interfere with your daily use of the computer half as much, though.

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    1. Re:You haven't seen some of the alternatives by Midnight+Voyager · · Score: 1

      ...I use Avast! Antivirus. It has a nice, piratey name and has never let me down. It also runs on its own and is very customizable. I'm rather happy with it. And it's free.

    2. Re:You haven't seen some of the alternatives by Inda · · Score: 1

      I couldn't work out why my download meter was active one day - I had nothing running. It showed I was flat out downloading something on my 2mbit connection.

      After hunting around I found it was Norton AV doing it's daily update. Nothing strange about that... ...apart from I'd uninstalled it months earlier! Everything got unistalled apart from the updater than was pulling nearly 50mb of files a day.

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    3. Re:You haven't seen some of the alternatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Avast!, F-Secure (cpu hog, 2005 was a bad year), Panda, AVG.

    4. Re:You haven't seen some of the alternatives by internewt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, its free (zero money), but they sell versions too. This means that some features are crippled or missing: You can't schedule any kind of scanning, for example. But all AV software is utterly shit: Avast is mildly better because at least you don't have to pay for it.

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    5. Re:You haven't seen some of the alternatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "more stupid"

      I got a chuckle from reading that.

      And yes I know that "more stupid" is the correct-or and more properer form.

    6. Re:You haven't seen some of the alternatives by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      It was giving me some insight into what Schroedinger's cat must have felt ;)

      What an ordeal. Have a beer on Bob.

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    7. Re:You haven't seen some of the alternatives by bugs+longa · · Score: 1
      I absolutely have to put in a bad word for TrendMicro's PcCillin, which I tried after being worn down by Norton Internet Security:

      1) The software vendor sold my email address to the spammers; now I have all the sex and viagra that I could ever need.

      2) PcCillin worked sort of OK for a while; then one of their updates made my system (Win2K Pro) unstable and it began to start rebooting into safe mode. This system had been up since 2000, running on its initial installation. I treasured it.

      3) About 100 email messages to support go back and forth, with a new person each time wishing me a cheery hello. Unfortunately, not a one of them had bothered to read any of the copious emails or system dumps which had preceeded them. They always started with: "What seems to be the Problem?"

      4) The support dudes want to update me to version 8, but that only runs on XP, so we try version 7.X (still works "OK" for Win2K).

      5) This is a worse disaster and I begin to discover virus-like services on my machine which facilitate arbitrary code execution. I'm feeling very uneasy.

      6) Version 7 installs and runs once, incorrectly. It refuses to reinstall, and is very vague about why. We try numerous times to uninstall the nonexistent remnants of Norton which are supposedly blocking it. No explanation is forthcoming for why it ran the first time. Hundreds of KB of carefully recorded log file and system error dumps apparently go unread.

      7) Finally, one helpful chap asks if he can install a web utility to "Take over my machine, so he can look around". "It's completely harmless." Desperate, I agree.

      8) No sooner than he has taken control, than we need to reboot. And - the boot block seems to be a goner. Nothing which we try will bring it back to life. After a few mumbled "It wasn't me, it wasn't me," I hear the sound of running feet getting fainter from the far side of the phone.

      9) Next day, I receive the usual cheery how are you and what seems to be the problem? "You killed my computer is the problem," I respond. "That is very unlikely," he responds, "But we can refund your purchase price if you are dissatisfied, if you can send us your original receipt." Unsatisfied? Original receipt?

      10) I tell them not to bother, to send my refund to the charity of their choice; that they need it more than I do. "We aren't able to do that" They reply, but if you'd like to contact sales, ...

      So, I "Upgraded" to XP and I'm back with Norton AntiVirus and Windows Defender and I have about 1/2 of the performance which I had under Win2K. If I turn off all of the auto-updates (Windows, Norton, Adobe), the annoyance level is not too bad. Now, if the mouse would stop hanging for long intervals, and if I could only drive a stake through the heart of Windows Messenger.

      God, I wish that I was still running Acrobat/Distiller 3.2 and FrameMaker 3 and mFactory and Strata on a PowerTower Mac OS 7.5 once more. Even with only 500MB of RAM and a couple of 2GB SCSI disks, life was good.

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  68. Flash! Aaaaaaa! by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm really glad they mentioned Flash. It's become a horrible malware vector, which is largely Adobe's fault. But worse yet is how some web designers use Flash.

    Flash is too often used for creating website navigation widgets, or worse yet, for encapsulating entire websites. And even worse than that are the horribly annoying Flash version-checker scripts, which demand that you will install or upgrade Flash before viewing this site, because "I spent fifteen minutes on those fancy Flash-based site nav buttons, and you damn well better look at them" even though virtually all of the site's actual content is in plain HTML.

    What's more, I don't need or want a Flash widget to view a series of JPEGs. Just show me the damn images - I'm perfectly capable of clicking by myself to move on to the next one, thanks.

  69. Resident processes for no reason! by Hankapobe · · Score: 5, Informative
    Many programs have these resident services (Windows) that sit there and just take up memory and CPU for no reason.

    For example: Quickbooks. Why does it have to have (IIRC) three services running EVEN IF QUICKBOOKS ITSELF IS NOT RUNNING!? One of them is for updates. The other two I have no idea, but all three sure bogged my system down. I uninstalled Quickbooks and it took Registry Mechanic to get rid of everything. I tell you with this and other problems I've had with Intuit, if I see that company's name on something , I refuse to buy it.

    Back in my day, when we had to program in the snow, uphill both ways, we would check for updates upon startup AND allow the user to turn it off.

    Folks, just because there is a feature for programs or cool way of doing something, does not mean it's a good design.

    Now about Windows registry and the fact that it only grows.....Never mind. I need a drink.

    1. Re:Resident processes for no reason! by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Does one of them allow another user on your LAN to connect to the QuickBooks database on your computer? I have clients who use that a lot...

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  70. Internet Explorer. Hands down. End of discussion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any version of IE from 4.0 onwards never ever touches any PC I care about. It was single-handedly one of the main reasons I stuck with Windows 95 and NT 4.0 for so long (and still do on most of my PCs.)

    That was until 98lite came out, which later became litePC. That suddenly made Windows 98 and 2000 usable. There isn't much that can make XP or Vista usable, though, as they're already useless out of the box.

  71. Re:Did they mention linux firefox? by Bloodoflethe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mmmm. Cereal.

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  72. Re:Did they mention linux firefox? by Uncle+Focker · · Score: 1

    Firefox is broken under linux. Pure and simple. You're trolling sucks. Pure and simple.
  73. Evolution sucks donkey balls by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 1

    Yes. Yes it does. It's un-fucking-believably bad.

    It's had a long, long while to get good - and it still has the donkey ball sucking issues.

  74. Adobe Reader - update is available! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I know it is sometimes useful to have automatic updates. One never knows when a security flaw might be discovered and patched. On the other hand, I'm quite capable of checking for that on my own schedule, and, no, I don't need the "Adobe Update" program continuously running in the background on the off chance an update might be available. It sucks up memory and network resources.

    The first time the thing popped up I set it to "Never update", and yet it still nags me from time to time that it has updates it previously downloaded without my permission. There's no obvious option in Reader to turn it off. One time I had it pop up in the middle of a presentation -- thanks a lot, Adobe.

    These background programs need to be explained at install-time and the user given the option to opt-out of them. And I mean *REALLY* opt-out, as in not running them at all, rather than lurking in the background doing almost nothing but still hogging resources.

  75. Trolling for Linux: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows Update - Using Genuine Linux Distro "Ubuntu". Result? No licensing restrictions, no DRM, no repeated system restarts, no service packs to fix the previous service pack, that fixed the previous service pack, that fixed months old critical bugs. Shame about the SSH keys bug lasting over a year and a half which means an eavesdropper who captured your SSH traffic can decrypt it within minutes today because your years old critical bug never did get patched until last week.

    Now, please resume your smug Linux trolling.
  76. It didn't say "unsolvable problems of computing" by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, it didn't say it was about unsolvable problems of modern computing, but rather about annoying programs. That alternatives exist, I think for at least one of them, even ZD mentions one. I guess, if anything, the existance of those alternatives, just drives home the point about how needlessly annoying those programs are. You know, the "what the hell were they _thinking_" factor.

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  77. Parent is a Troll? by clarkn0va · · Score: 2, Interesting

    he's never worked(obviously) in a corporate environment... I work in a corporate environment where all of our email and calendaring is handled by Outlook/Exchange, and I have to agree with the article 100% on this point. Was there something good about this platform that you wanted to point out?

    db

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  78. My most hated and annoying software is... by zzottt · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Word.

    I really dread using this software. It never works the way I want it to. The changes it makes on its own or wont let me make are enough to drive me into a Tourette style profanity fueled rant.

    All my coworkers know instantly when I am using Word....

  79. My vote: The Browser by postbigbang · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I know the history of it intimately. Because it wasn't well though through, it's a miserable user interface. Yes, it seems flexible, and it's nice that the W3 specs are there, but they're not well thought-through, either. Whether it's Java, php, or another language, the pallette called the 'browser' is the biggest, most anarchistic piece of junk I've ever seen. Plug-ins are great.... there are many good things. But the screen real estate, and the number of ways that it can be buggered are just insane. As a GUI, the browser totally sucks. If you don't believe what I'm saying, try to remember "The Frames Era".

    A good UI shouldn't have to have users embedding markup language manually. It shouldn't have to trouble you about fonts, re-sizing your window widths. It shouldn't have ways that browser makers can bugger up wysiwyg information in so many ingenious ways.

    Mark me as flamebait if you want, but the browser is a disaster, years after its invention, and constant reinvention.

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    1. Re:My vote: The Browser by Guy+Harris · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whether it's Java, php, or another language, the pallette called the 'browser' is the biggest, most anarchistic piece of junk I've ever seen.

      What browser is written in PHP? (Note: "browser" and "server" are two separate pieces of software. To lift a line from the original article, the server is like a sewage treatment plant - the average user should only notice it when something goes wrong. Unfortunately, we live in a world where your sewer line backs up several times a day. :-))

      But the screen real estate, and the number of ways that it can be buggered are just insane.

      Yes, just as desktop publishing software enabled what Henry Spencer called "ransom-note typography", the Web has enabled the construction of huge numbers of crappily-designed Web sites (many of which are enabled by a not-quite-so-great plugin - one of the pieces of software mentioned in the original article, with a name that begins with the letter grade you'd like to give to a lot of the designers who use it, namely the grade for "fail", and ends with a verb describing what you'd like to do to said designers with a whip).

      A good UI shouldn't have to have users embedding markup language manually.

      Most browsers don't. Did you mean "Web page editor" when you said "browser"?

      Mark me as flamebait if you want, but the browser is a disaster, years after its invention, and constant reinvention.

      Yes, such a disaster that most businesses and government organizations haven't bothered going online, and nobody's come up with any mechanism for searching the contents of Web sites.

      The Web might be a disaster, but I, at least, still find it more convenient than the "lack of a Web" that we had before.

    2. Re:My vote: The Browser by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      The web as a concept isn't at issue in my criticism, although the W3C isn't very good at setting 'standards'.

      It's the browser. Coding php may be a server-side activity, but look at how browser design causes headaches. Any good web page designer needs five browsers to insure rendering. They need IE, Firefox/Mozilla, K/Safari, and Opera-- not to mention mobile/cell versions of these.

      For more articulate criticism rendered by someone I agree with (mostly), search on Jakob Nielsen user interface.

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    3. Re:My vote: The Browser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People obviously don't hate these products enough to stop using them...

      Do you guys drive around in hummers with greenpeace posters stuck to sides or what?

    4. Re:My vote: The Browser by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Then there are people who just don't "get" browsers:

      It shouldn't have ways that browser makers can bugger up wysiwyg information in so many ingenious ways.

      Browsers are not and should never be considered "WYSIWYG" -- that's an abortive nightmare created by WinXX utilities and the mentality of "one platform." Browsers display content, not WYSIWIG documents.

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    5. Re:My vote: The Browser by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      It displays *stuff*. Content is a sycophantic notion. Browsers ought to have the ability to methodically represent the author's intention, and the author shouldn't have to be a manual embedder of information (codes) for it to be displayed correctly across multiple reading applications (browsers).

      What you see is what you get is a wonderful idea. Imagine, not needing print views, and rendering for all window shapes and screen resolutions.... sorry, just fantasizing.

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    6. Re:My vote: The Browser by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      This situation is drastically improving. Yes, you still have to test your stuff in five different browsers (and if it's anything really important, a lot more than five), but as long as you're dealing with modern browsers (Firefox 2 or 3, Safari 3, Internet Explorer 7 and 8, Opera 9) the situation is a HELL of a lot better than it was five years ago. As long as you write valid HTML 4.01 and valid CSS, everything mostly works the same way across browsers, other than a few bugs and varying support for certain features.

      Unless you're using JavaScript, which is often VERY different between browsers. For example, Firefox and Safari let you add an extra comma at the end of a list of items, which is very helpful because you don't have to keep track of your commas when you move items around in the list. Opera doesn't allow this. If you have a table row in a table, Firefox lets you refer to the tr as a child of the parent table, but Internet Explorer decides what you really meant was to put the tr inside a tbody element, and treats the tr as a child of that. These are just a couple examples I've been bitten by.

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    7. Re:My vote: The Browser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Windows syndrome. Whether or not you like Windows is a moot point but the fact is a lot of people complain about Windows but to them it's the only game in town because it was served to them on a rusty platter. Same thing with Real Player, Adobe Acrobat, and especially the pre-installed useless-ware. Most users (We like to call them a granny or Joe Six-Pack) will use whatever "works". With "works" meaning it does the job, even if it does it badly. So yeah people put up with it because they have to. Alternatives requires users to move into uncharted territory of doing some legwork to look for alternatives. It is also that users are familiar with these idiosyncrasies that occur. People stick with what they know.

      Also for those guys in offices, you guys usually as a matter of IT policy have to stick with what is given.

  80. Spam Software by Barumpus · · Score: 1

    Possibly the most annoying software ever made was that which was created to send spam. If the spammers had to spam the keys to produce the spam, they might be tempted to spam us less. A close second would be the code used to create /. since every time my boss walks in I am reading this instead of working.

  81. Unless you're a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Linux zealot.

    1. Re:Unless you're a by pdusen · · Score: 1

      Read what I said again, genius.

  82. M$ Word by nexttech · · Score: 1

    Where is M$ Word and all of its clones. There is nothing more annoying then spending 15 minutes finding its hidden formating options

    1. Re:M$ Word by sizzzzlerz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That and figuring out how to apply section numbering and section title formatting for the eleventy-millionth time because it is so non-intuitive and the MS help pages are next to worthless.

    2. Re:M$ Word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you dumbass children stop using the dollar sign? MIKKKRO$O(swastika)(burning cross) is getting a little old.

  83. RealPlayer, totally. Quicktime, HP runner-up by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For some incomprehensible reason our company (a prominent, publicly traded technology company) posts the videos of its all hands meetings in Real. W.T.F. I wouldn't install Real on any machine, mine or someone else's, not even if you paid me to.

    The software you get when you install an HP AIO is mindbogglingly irritating, and has been buggy (the same bugs) for years. Not only does the user interface suck donkey sphincter, but it the "suite" spawns zillions of little processes, which hang and die. Again, W.T.F.

    And the lame standard Quicktime. Why does Apple think anyone would pay for the ability to play in full screen? Are you kidding me? Annoyware all the way.

    But, you know, that's really just scratching the surface.

    Meanwhile, Flash, properly used, is great. I'm not sure why people continue hating on Flash. I do use FlashBlock to shut those irritating ads the hell up though.

    1. Re:RealPlayer, totally. Quicktime, HP runner-up by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, Flash, properly used, is great. I'm not sure why people continue hating on Flash.

      Well, for one thing, a depressingly large number of Web sites don't use it "properly", in the sense that a user of the site would probably mean. I fear it's probably being used "properly", in the sense that a crappy Web designer would mean or in the sense that whoever's paying the Web designer means (i.e., for all I know, some of those sites are designed to suck at getting useful information, as the purpose is to, for example, bamboozle you into buying a product, not to give you enough information to decide whether to buy the product or not or to decide which particular product to buy).

    2. Re:RealPlayer, totally. Quicktime, HP runner-up by justthinkit · · Score: 1

      Why does Apple think anyone would pay for the ability to play in full screen?

      I can't stand QuickTime either, but the latest QT I installed (to view the MOVs my Panasonic TZ5 creates) allows me to full screen for no cost. Of course, RAD Tools allows me to convert giant sized MOVs to one-tenth sized DivX files, so I doubt I will keep QT installed much longer.

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    3. Re:RealPlayer, totally. Quicktime, HP runner-up by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      And the lame standard Quicktime. Why does Apple think anyone would pay for the ability to play in full screen? Are you kidding me? Annoyware all the way. They finally fixed this a year or two ago. It still lists a ton of disabled features in the menus in QuickTime Player, but the full screen feature is no longer among them, and it no longer pops up a reminder to upgrade.
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  84. Outlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where the hell is Outlook? Certainly it is among the most annoying, dangerous and crappy software programs ever unleashed on users ...

  85. Re:Flash! Aaaaaaa! by oahazmatt · · Score: 3, Informative

    I can only blame the web designers so much for that practice.

    I ditched my last professional web design job. It was for a paintball site. I presented samples of effective navigation from other sites (some related, some not) and had a discussion about directing visitor traffic and what needs to be emphasized.

    Then he starts showing me this flash app that resembles the Windows XP start menu, where all the options are buried. Whenever you click on one, it would just load a different HTML page...in a new window.

    I must have tried to reason with him for an hour. I tried to explain to him how I (in a professional capacity) did not feel it was beneficial and would turn visitors away. He eventually told me I didn't know what I was talking about, and started showing me even more "better-looking" sites, all contaminated with flash menus that didn't even work together.

    I had the chance to walk away from that job. Not all web designers do. If your project manager wants flash, either you can do it, or his nephew can.

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  86. Taming AVG Free by Forget4it · · Score: 2, Informative

    I found this http://grandstreamdreams.blogspot.com/2008/04/taming-avg-free-version-8.html useful to get AVG8 Free to not always signal a red exclamation mark when noting was wrong.

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  87. Re:Did they mention M$ Intarweb Exploiter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hi twitter

  88. ANY Enterprise AntiVirus by NumbDr9 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Norton may be the worst, but 2 days ago I had to spend approximately 90 minutes disabling McAfee's enterprise AntiVirus system on my company computer. The thing wanted to do a scan of every file on my computer any time it was accessed (read or write access). And thus my quest began.

    I started by attempting to reconfigure the software to scan on write, but some dickhead in corporate IT had decided to disable all user-configuration. Next I searched the internet for helpful advice on how to change the permissions on the admin console. I found instructions on McAfees tech support site, and followed the instructions. I quickly found that the enterprise version of their product let me change the permissions, but then ignored any changes that I made. Next I had a look at the registry. I thought I might be able to tweak the settings by hand; but of course, the software went out of its way to obscure the registry settings. An internet search on specific registry keys yielded a handful of hits, but they were all in Chinese, so no luck there.

    OK, so now I'm to the point where I've given up reconfiguring the software, and I just want to disable it. Easy enough, right? Well, not quite. I attempted to disable all the start-up processes, and this was partially successful, but I couldn't figure out how to stop the main scan process from starting. OK, no problem, I'll just kill the process. Well, what do you know, windows task manager doesn't allow me to kill the process. So I hit google again, and I find a third party kill application. This app advertises 16 different methods for killing a process. I boot up the app, and start firing, the first 5 kill methods fail, but number 6 does the trick. Yeah, it's dead. Rename the executable on the filesystem, and I'm done.

    Thing is, I would have been happy to run the software if the settings were sane. But since the software sees me as the enemy, I now find myself not running the software at all. Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease.

    1. Re:ANY Enterprise AntiVirus by nuzak · · Score: 1

      Not to defend MacAfee's software in any way, but antivirus apps are supposed to be hard to kill.

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    2. Re:ANY Enterprise AntiVirus by felipekk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Have you hear of Corporate Security Policy?

      Do you ask yourself every now and then why the IT admins on your company hate you?

    3. Re:ANY Enterprise AntiVirus by Nimey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The non-self-important-dipshit course of action would be to talk to your IT person. There's a reason (corporate policy) why your computer is set so.

      Besides, the damned thing isn't your property. It's your employer's, so it's not yours to fuck with.

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    4. Re:ANY Enterprise AntiVirus by Angostura · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the main problem was the settings set up by your IT guys. I think it is reasonable for an enterprise system to not let the end user over-ride centrally-imposed constraints, no?

    5. Re:ANY Enterprise AntiVirus by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      One of my clients uses McAfee Enterprise, and it sucks ass! Even worse, I'm one of a few who get's to admina...err...troubleshoot the damn thing.

      If you think the client side is bad, try playing around with McAfee ePolicy Orchestrator. That thing is the fuckin devil!

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    6. Re:ANY Enterprise AntiVirus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The non-self-important-dipshit course of action would be to talk to your IT person. There's a reason (corporate policy) why your computer is set so.

      Ahhh, that explains it nicely.

    7. Re:ANY Enterprise AntiVirus by Ernesto+Alvarez · · Score: 1

      You should have talked to the administrator instead....they are hard to kill to enforce policy. Had I been the admin at your place of work, you would have gotten LARTed real bad.

      That being said, I agree with you for other reasons.

      I was an admin on a place with symantec corporate as the local antivirus. For some stupid reason it would also target "hack tools" and delete them. Being an admin, those "hack tools" are the tools of my trade, and that dumb piece of software would delete them as soon as I unpacked them.

      The worst thing was that they had recently "enhanced" the control panel by adding groups. That meant that it was impossible to issue commands or policies to individual workstations, only groups. Basically, I ended all by myself in a group, with special privileges to disable my antivirus client (being the BOFH has its advantages). That is, until I installed SuSE 10, when the antivirus in my workstation got mothballed with the rest of the windows partition.

    8. Re:ANY Enterprise AntiVirus by osiris247 · · Score: 1

      That type of behavior on a company network/workstation is grounds for immediate termination in most places. IT policies exist for a reason. Take it up with IT next time if you value your job.

  89. Re: CD/DVDs cost money and effort by FurtiveGlancer · · Score: 1

    At the SketchUp Pro retail single seat price of $495, I'm rather certain they could handle a one-off CD/DVD distribution system. Don't you think?

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  90. Amazon DRM-Free by flahwho · · Score: 1, Informative

    I think all of the MP3 downloads from Amazon are now DRM-free.
    Link to current header:
    http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/digital/music/mp3-storefront-logo-0108a._V16570869_.jpg

    1. Re:Amazon DRM-Free by justthinkit · · Score: 1

      A few months back Amazon offered a free MP3 download. I downloaded the file, tried to play it in WMP, no joy. Anyone else have this happen? Did it want/need a license or something (for this "free" track?!) Anyway, it was enough to convince me that "Amazon" and "MP3" should never appear in the same sentence (but if it is just a setting or something, I'd be happy to flick the switch...this Thursday or in November).

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  91. I think the reason Sun does this... by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I could be wrong but I believe the reason the software is installed this way is due to the fact that each version of Java appears to be an entirely separate executable.

    I don't know why Sun would go this route. *shrug*

  92. SAP? by satmd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't see any 'enterprise software' in there. For example: SAP. I've been working 2 years in the software development for business customers at a big German Telco and I had to work with SAP and Java on a daily base - I had to WORK with it, not look at it's "nice" results (which we could have cheaper and quicker otherwise, another story). The SAP suite is built around big interconnected databases with a nice and shiny gui. That's the nice part. For the bad side: Max of 7 windows (regardless of system specs). Slow. Error messages are non-descriptive, the detailed messages a repetition of the error message itself. Sometimes produces non-deteministic (as documented) output. Uses a COBOL like programming language for anything that can't be done by drag & drop, called ABAP. VERY expensive. Needs consultants for maintenance (often because programmers CANNOT guess how to do it right from the docs). Makes dependant (easy to import data, but no way out). In the place I worked, we had SAP for about anything: bills, salaries, configuration of ports/switches/isdn/dsl. My favorite error: In december I was 6 days ill, returned the 7th day. My salary report said: 28 days ill and I got a very reduced salary (Hint: there's no 28 days work in December) My favorite documentation: For OOP there was a section that read like: Abstract Classes and Methods work completely orthogonal. Or very similar. SAP is being sold to big companies, by seducing managers with lies like it would be complete, needs near to no maintenance, ... They do this very tricky so managers don't ever back off until they depend on the software and it's too late. A very successfull concept actually. Managers, ask your employees before deploying this BS in your company. Will save you big bucks. REALLY big bucks. Or at least make sure you have a contract that lets you back off from it if it doesn't fulfill your requirements. Don't be fools: shiny BS still is BS.

  93. Something good about Exchange... by msauve · · Score: 1

    I live in a corporate Exchange environment, too. I would like to point out one good thing about it - Exchange supports IMAP and POP, so my Eudora client works very nicely.

    Now if I could only get all my clueless co-workers to stop sending HTML formatted email.

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  94. For all the bothered souls out there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can strongly recommend the freeware Revo Uninstaller. It does a very good job removing all the nasty stuff which was often left after uninstalling some crappy software. I've never run into problems so far and it comes with some handy tools too (e.g. unrecoverable eraser, autostart manager...).
    It helped a lot keeping my Windows partition ad- and nagware-free! So you might just want to check out their website for further information.

  95. Actually, what software isn't annoying? by pnewhook · · Score: 1

    Honestly, they should have turned it around and asked what software is bug-free, intuitive and a pleasure to use. The list would have been a lot shorter.

    Although at this point I can't think of a single application that achieves the above.

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    1. Re:Actually, what software isn't annoying? by moexu · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Actually, what software isn't annoying? by j-cloth · · Score: 1

      7-zip. That's about the only thing I can think of....

  96. Huh? by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 1

    Your point precisely?

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  97. Quickbooks Pro 2007 by tuxgeek · · Score: 2, Insightful
    While I have found Linux alternatives for all other application requirements, I still had to have accounting software to manage my business and payroll. My accountant suggested Quickbooks Pro 2007. I've been using it for 6 months now and find the frustration factor right up there with such classics as win95.

    I have too many complaints/irritations with the thing to list here, but their "pay $200/year for tax tables" formula is a scam. I found all I needed to know online @ the IRS and set up a tax liabilities calculator in a OOo Calc spreadsheet just so I didn't have to boot to windows.

    OK, one more ... As we all know, WinXP, and all other flavors of Win, melt down occasionally requiring a reinstall. A recent reinstall of XP and QB, then requests to register it with home base. This time it could not do the registration without a phone call to customer support. I got Lam in Pakistan. His english was poor. Rather than whupping out validation code to unlock the program, I got 50 questions. Then the guy started a sales pitch to sell me some crap I didn't want or need.

    QB has given more irritation than anything positive.

    My solution to this is to give GnuCash another go. So far it's looking very promising. Me thinks I'll start contributing to the GnuCash project to enable employee tracking and payroll, and anything else it needs to meet the needs of SOHO.

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  98. Acrobat!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has Acrobat made such a bad name of itself that they won't call it Acrobat anymore?

  99. foxItPDF fixIt by Forget4it · · Score: 4, Informative
    Two grumbles for the latest FoxItPDF:
    • the icons don't look red enough to be pdf.
    • It insists in changing the register value for .fdf every time it launches. So if you like to create a new folder by Right-Click N F it no longer works.
    Anyone know how to banish shellNew permanently from the Reg? Temporary solution is (last line sets the icon back to adobe's)

    REGEDIT4
    [-HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\.fdf\ShellNew]
    [HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\FoxitReader.Document\DefaultIcon]
    @="C:\\Program Files\\Adobe\\Acrobat 7.0\\Reader\\AcroRd32.exe,1"
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  100. Avast and Goldmine Premium Edition by ConfrontationalGrayh · · Score: 1

    Everytime Avast AV tries to update a stupid box pops up that won't go away unless you click on it. Goldmine Premium Edition is VERY buggy. Every time I call support they give me the "Yeah, we've never seen this issue before, we'll have to research it" response. Then the patch that comes out once a year never fixes the prominent issues. I'm talking about notes being randomly deleted from our database when working with the service tab. VERY annoying, and a useless feature when you can't rely on it.

  101. pages by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's the software that spreads an short article across a dozen, ad laden pages like the site in this story. I vote for that.

  102. Simple? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2, Funny

    Removing Norton is simple, it just takes few steps.

    Just ... uninstall it... Reboot... password ... uninstall ... reboot... download... run

    Yep. Simple.
  103. I was gonna say... by Hillgiant · · Score: 1

    On my system it automajically offers to upgrade from beta 5 to RC1. Get with the progrom.

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  104. Regarding Amarok by cparker15 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Amarok will be working on Windows soon, and since when does Amarok not support iPods?

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  105. Lenovo System Update licks horse balls by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Seriously. If they renamed it "Lenovo toss every chunk of shit ever deployed onto your laptop and prey, fucking prey that you still have networking after that Update" it would be closer to the truth.

    Mine just threw up 525MB worth of updates and I wound up backing most of it off because Access Connections is a piece of shit that breaks everything. And most of the other junk you just don't need like menus that run in the background popup and tell you to call customer support. Wow I really need an app to do that for me. And that task automater that defrags in the background. Yeah that's great.

    1. Re:Lenovo System Update licks horse balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pray, not prey.

    2. Re:Lenovo System Update licks horse balls by gelfling · · Score: 1

      Hows that OCD working for you?

  106. Re:Flash! Aaaaaaa! by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

    I want to physically hurt people who abuse Flash. Using a Flash
    widget instead of multiple buttons "because it's easier" can be
    blamed on inexperience with CSS and other layout, but the worst
    offenders are those who use a Flash button instead of a single,
    graphical button. Without rollovers. I saw that recently on a site,
    and couldn't believe it.

    Not only is it a huge waste to replace a static button like that,
    but my way of browsing is suddenly forbidden. I go to a site, find
    some interesting links and middle-click every one of them. This shold
    open the link in a new tab without losing focus of the current tab.

    With Flash buttons, there's no rhyme or reason. Some simply don't
    accept the middle-click, others open the link like you clicked left.
    A special place in Hell is reserved for those who use that opportunity
    to open the link IN A NEW WINDOW! Fuckers. Die.

  107. Most annoying?.....Sitepal. by dylan_baxter · · Score: 1

    The most annoying software ever? Sitepal. There's nothing more annoying than surfing to a site where one of those "avatars" has been embedded and suddenly the damn thing loads and screams at you to type stuff into a box. I'd enjoy my internet experience better if I weren't rolling around on the floor clutching at my blown ear drums. Anybody agree? Tell them! http://www.sitepal.com/contact_sales

  108. Acrobat 8 by Control-Z · · Score: 1

    I've hated Acrobat for quite a while. They make it a difficult and cumbersome experience to view PDFs. But Acrobat 8 is actually very nice, minimal interface, fast, and works well. I suggest upgrading if you haven't. I've also kept Acrobat 8 from constantly nagging me about updates.

    It's beyond me why they're so worried about updates. If I open a PDF that doesn't render properly, THEN I'll update.

  109. QuickBooks Failure and Misery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Accountants are by nature highly organized and detail-oriented individuals.
    They have to be. The important work which they do, often crucial to the success
    of an enterprise, necessitates a high degree of order and accuracy.

    To facilitate this organization, accountants have agreed on a universal set
    of standard methods that are to be faithfully practiced. An accountant is
    trained to think in terms of these methods, known as GAAP, and after a time
    they become entirely second nature. This is proper. This is good. This
    is how it should be.

    Then along comes the QuickBooks software package which has become very
    popular among businesses both large and small. But QuickBooks does not adhere
    to standard accounting methods. It violates the sacred principle of double entry.
    There are no visible debits and credits. There are no centralized disbursement
    and receipt journals that all accountants know and love. QuickBooks does things
    in its own peculiar way supposedly to facilitate bookkeeping but at best it is a
    travesty of professional accounting methods.

    QuickBooks is arguably the most popular accounting package, but to the
    skilled accountant it can only be garbage. I wish that it would just
    go away.

  110. Yay irony! by Hillgiant · · Score: 1

    Article complaining about javascript requires javascript. Film at 11.

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    1. Re:Yay irony! by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's time you found out that javascript (what you mentioned) and Java (what TFA mentions) don't actually have anything to do with each other.

  111. Like they care... by deblue · · Score: 1

    Do you think these companies really give a damn? C'mon... Unless there is a well thought-out and organized way to protest against this sort of abuse we'll only see more of it. One way is of course through articles in mainstream publications. Anyone with other ideas? Like an independent rating organization which gives printers a badge that says "Contains no crap/malware drivers?" "This scanner will scan rather than install other malware and try to sell you stuff?"

  112. Maple by attonitus · · Score: 1

    By Maplesoft.

    Nothing else comes close in the combination of brilliant and awful software development.

    The underlying engine is great (it does symbolic algebra). The GUI is awful. It was awful in version 9. Then they revised it in version 10 (or 11, or something) and it's still awful, just in new ways. Backspace arbitrarily stops working. Mouse-select highlights random areas of the worksheet that bear no relation to where you clicked the mouse. The fancy new formatted maths in version 10 doesn't have a linear key-stroke model behind it, so backspace never works. Every new version seems to break both forwards and backwards compatibility.

    Yes, I know that I should be using SAGE.

  113. I wish Slashdot had editors... by afabbro · · Score: 1

    ...because "The Most Annoying Software Out There" is a poor title. What is the difference between

    • The Most Annoying Software Out There
    • The Most Annoying Software

    ?

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    1. Re:I wish Slashdot had editors... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it only referred to
      The Most Annoying Software

      we would have to consider vapourware.

  114. Re:Flash! Aaaaaaa! by Dachannien · · Score: 1

    Sites like that drove me to write a plugin that would parse SWF files for any internal strings and then present them in a context menu when you click on the space that would normally be occupied by the Flash widget. If any of the strings happen to be a URL, I can select the option from the context menu to navigate there.

    Of course, they've released three more versions of Flash since then, so my plugin rarely picks up text anymore. I guess in the interim, I decided that such sites were rarely worth navigating in the first place, so I didn't bother updating my plugin. :(

  115. Why doesn't Steve Ballmer know this? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Yahoo.com: "... shrill, desperate, needy software company..."

    And Yahoo is worth how many billions of dollars to Steve Ballmer?

  116. Windows USB 1.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    At work we have really old machines that use USB 1.0. Basically, every time I plug in my thumb stick Windows pops up and tells me:

      "This device coudl run faster if plugged into a USB 2.0 port, click here for a list of available ports"

    Clicking leads to a dialog that says I don't have any USB 2.0 ports. Basically, everytime I plug in a USB device Windows taunts me and reminds me how much my work machin sucks.

    Microsoft thanks for reminding me I code on a Pentium 3 with 512mb RAM, a 13 inch monitor, a battery that lasts 5 minutes and 1 USB 1.0 port. That really brightens my day every time you remind me...

  117. Programming languages are like sewage plants by Khopesh · · Score: 1

    here's a gem from the article:

    Java doesn't do anything by itself. It's a programming language. Programming languages are like sewage plants: if the average user becomes aware of them, something's gone wrong.

    Wow, I thought these "photo gallery" articles were all fluff to attract link propagation sites like Digg and Slashdot (speaking of annoying things out there).

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  118. Second Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They forgot Second Life.

    That's an article in itself though. Between headcases that "play" the damn thing, the obvious scam and the requirement to use quicktime (the linux version supposedly uses gstreamer, however, the linux version is neglected and very unstable)
    Demands a high-end system, a system that could run 3 copies of Vista without lag, to run just decently, with plenty of frame skipping (20 fps anyone?) with 3D graphics from 1999. Uses up 700-800 mb easily, crashes often, forces you to upgrade to buggier versions, etc.

    Though thankfully, it only does this if you actually bother yourself with trying it.

    I did, I dont want to go back to the dark scary place ever again.

  119. Clean up your own act first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a classic bit of irony all this criticism hosted on a site where every paragraph is a separate page and every page is 90% advertisements...

  120. Re: CD/DVDs cost money and effort by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

    You're right, of course. If this is for personal use, perhaps you could convince a stateside buddy to send it to you, at least as a stopgap solution.

    -l

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  121. Current Daily Headaches by korbin_dallas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    DOORs...This government approved monstrosity is almost beyond belief.
    And we use only a tip of it, alot like Lotus Notes is used for email.
    I suppose its the config, but here only ONE engineer can EDIT the DATABASE at a time.
    WTF, are database tools supposed to be able to handle concurrency???

    PVCS...yup they are still around, and still crappy as ever.
    Pessimistic File Locking poster child.
    I finally DID get a linux command line version installed, but the idiots overwite all your /lib files with symlinks to THEIR libs.

    iTunes...I have never understood WHY they have to reinvent the file browser, I mean, I guess most people DON'T oganize their files in folders with logical names, oh like Band/Album. Why do they insist on relisting all the files? Seems easier to let me grab files and drop them on the player? Oh that works, but it never remembers them. And people NEVER put their music on REMOVEABLE DISKS, like usb harddrives either...

    Yahoo...not for this guys laments, but the fact that stuff like Fantasy Football ONLY runs on IE???

    Ubuntu/Fedora Core Updates...How come we can't DESELECT a update, and FORGET it? I think this is the guys beef about Java, you can't NOT install it, as it is in the Update List FOREVER, and it will PESTER you until you install it. Please someone FIX THAT SOON.

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    1. Re:Current Daily Headaches by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      iTunes...I have never understood WHY they have to reinvent the file browser, I mean, I guess most people DON'T oganize their files in folders with logical names, oh like Band/Album. Why do they insist on relisting all the files? iTunes trusts all your ID3 tags to be accurate (which they should be, more or less, if you bought the song on iTMS or ripped from a CD with CDDB enabled), and uses the ID3 tags to let you categorize your music in ways that a plain filename can't convey. It then builds a database of this information, so searches are instantaneous. An interface like WinAmp is fine when you're dealing with a handful of albums, but when you start getting into a several thousand songs, the iTunes Library really makes a lot of sense.

      Seems easier to let me grab files and drop them on the player? Oh that works, but it never remembers them. You have two options: iTunes can leave the original file alone, and let you keep track of that yourself, and it will just add a database entry to the iTunes Library so it shows up in iTunes alongside all your other stuff. Or, iTunes can automatically make a copy of the file into the iTunes Library folder, adding that to the database and leaving you free to delete the original file. The latter option works great if you're downloading MP3s from a web site and you set your browser to download the file to a temp directory, open it automatically, and delete it when finished. Also, if you want to copy files from a removable drive, you can drag them directly into iTunes instead of copying them to your hard drive first (in fact, you can drag them directly into a specific playlist if you want).

      I have no idea what you mean by "it never remembers them."

      And people NEVER put their music on REMOVEABLE DISKS, like usb harddrives either... Here I'll agree with you. This sucks. At the very least, there should be an option to use a "Portable Library" - let iTunes manage a separate music library with its own database on a removable disk, network share, etc. iPods already behave this way (except that it won't let you copy stuff from an iPod to your Library, only the other way around).
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  122. "Stop using Windows" isn't a bugfix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but they are working on it.

  123. Your experience has been very different from mine by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    I'm running Leopard on an older system - a Powerbook G4 from 2004 or so. On my machine, entering and recovering from "sleep" beats the pants off any Windows laptop I've ever had. I get very few updates, and the few that I do get are about the only times I ever NEED to restart. Also, I've never had the "out of memory" error, ever. I wonder if your hardware is defective?

  124. It's the "Bloat or die" mentality by Leomania · · Score: 1

    Some of these software companies seem to believe that it's okay, or even necessary, to add feature on top of feature which to us is just bloat. I refuse to believe that it's inevitable for the pinnacle of software development to be bloated, ineffectual versions of what was originally a reasonable, unobtrusive application or utility.

    They've been covered above already... McAfee and Norton, even more worthless than has been described above. RealPlayer, a major attack vector and super annoying installer. Apple apps -- amazing resource hogs on the PC. So very hard to believe that iTunes can be so slow. It was much worse on my (vastly faster) PC compared to my G4 mini.

    However, I actually find Acrobat 8 to be an improvement over 7, which was a vast improvement over 6. The installer is hugely annoying, but once past that the application actually works pretty well in both Windows and Linux.

    Anyway, I think the big antivirus packages are by far and away the worst examples of the bloat in a type of software that we all need to run under Windows.

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  125. ACT 2007 by ka9dgx · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm assuming the 300+ comments above me mean that most of you are lucky enough to have never encountered ACT!2007 Premium.

    Imagine if you put a team of novice VB programmers in a room with an SQL server and never explained the relational model to them. You'd end up with something BETTER than ACT Premium. In the end, the novice programmers would probably accidentally discover relational tables in the help files, unlike the programmers who built ACT.

    Want to backup your SQL database? Too bad. Feel like you should own your own data? Get over it, you're not authorized!

    They reset the SA password, and delete any accounts that have SA privileges from the SQL server every time the program is run!

    There is a utility which will get the SA password for you, if you promise not to actually change the database... for a mere US$1800.

    You can't imagine how bad this thing is... and I hope you don't have to!.

    Oh.. and ACT 2007 only works with Outlook 2003, not Outlook 2000, or Outlook 2007. If you use Outlook 2007, you have to upgrade to ACT 2008.

    --Mike--

  126. Sun Java and Adobe Reader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sun Java and Adobe Reader are my all time "favorites" for annoying software.

    Java:
    1. Installing new version DOES NOT uninstall previous one. So we have to write scripts that specifically does this as we deploy to client computers.
    2. Auto-update service jusched.exe is a resource hog and damn annoying one.
    3. JRE is slow to start even on dual-core systems.

    Reader:
    1. Auto-update breaks easily and fixing requires a technician.
    2. Reader is so bloated that it doesn't start in reasonable time
    3. Forced EULA and downtown without custom install parameters, just see this how nasty it is to do it correctly.

  127. Ubuntu Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux for retards.

    in b4 modded down

  128. ITunes solution: Just buy the CD! by Prototerm · · Score: 1

    Honestly, why pay good money for music with DRM and/or recorded in a lossy format? I want a pristine perfect original in my hand that I can rip to whatever format/device I require. I refuse to pay for crap!

    Now, if I could only buy that music UN-mastered, the way it was originally recorded (and not mangled for radio play), I'd be a happy camper. Not gonna hold my breath for that, understand, but I *would* be happy.

    Added bonus: most artists get a bigger cut from CD sales than they do from the same songs purchased digitally.

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    1. Re:ITunes solution: Just buy the CD! by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Agreed, what I'd really love is flac downloads though.

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    2. Re:ITunes solution: Just buy the CD! by eean · · Score: 1

      magnatune.com has FLAC. :)

    3. Re:ITunes solution: Just buy the CD! by F1re · · Score: 1

      FLAC is lossy too. It may be the same as what's on the cd but it isn't the same as what sound hit the microphone and it may be different to what is on the masters.

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    4. Re:ITunes solution: Just buy the CD! by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      The Lossless in "Free Lossless Audio Codec" means that it does not use lossless compression. No format is going to help if the people selling the music only offer it in shitty quality.

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    5. Re:ITunes solution: Just buy the CD! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yep. In addition, if the people selling the music so chose, they could even offer higher-than-CD-quality FLACs, since FLAC isn't constrained to 16-bit 44.1kHz stereo.

  129. Linux always behind the competition by doti · · Score: 1

    Linux users are left out of experiencing most of these great softwares.

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  130. How about an annoyingly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    small ZD-net picture gallery article that makes the pictures so small you cant really see them very well so it hurts your eyes.

  131. funny or sad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm having a hard time deciding if its funny or just pathetic that the article it self falls into its own rant.

    Less than a quarter of my screen space was the actual article the rest was adds and link for shit I didn't want and wasn't interested in, and the article that should have been a three page scroll down affair was an 11 page click through to boost the idiots ad views.

  132. Nero by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 2, Interesting

    God, how could I forget.

    Nero, oh how you have fallen from grace. Nero 3 was tight, efficient, and not cluttered.

    I tried Nero 5 or 6 (the latest) only a few weeks ago. It installed all sorts of shit (why does every fucking program have the audacity to associate ITSELF with every media type on the planet, regardless of it's original function in the first place?).

    I got rid of it ASAP when I realised it was trying to become my new media centre too, and was indexing every file on the disc spiking the CPU around 80% on average. The cheek.

    It's claws go deep, deep into your system; it comes with tens of utterly useless other bloated apps, all because you just want to burn CD's now & then.

    Such a shame; it used to be the tool to use for burning CDs

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    1. Re:Nero by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

      I would agree. I bought my DVD burner because it came with Nero. Luckily that DVD burner has been rock solid cause the latest nero stuff sucks.
      My previous nero was great though I don't remember the version.

  133. Re: CD/DVDs cost money and effort by FurtiveGlancer · · Score: 1

    The company which procured the seat for me implied that the website didn't support a downloadable image, just a direct installation. I haven't had the opportunity to check because...

    The network is run by the Army. Three months later, they're still waiting for approval to operate the software. Boots and bullets they understand, software is a different story.

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  134. Bonzi Buddy is the MOST ANNOYING EVER!! by zukinux · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We've already discussed it before, and Bonzi Buddy, is the most annoying piece of code, ever written!

    1. Re:Bonzi Buddy is the MOST ANNOYING EVER!! by fullmetal55 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      MOD parent up
      Bonzi buddy is the most annoying ever...

      "The Purple Monkey is not your friend..." (thanks Melissa ;))

  135. Lotus Notes by GottliebPins · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My GOD what a dog! I have worked for IBM and several companies that use Lotus Notes and there has never been a worse interface or a worse resource hog. You're writing an email and you'd like to attach a document. Is there an attach icon? Nope. Why would you need that? You want to print a document. Is there a print icon? Nope. Please look through the navigation menu to find commands you might use on a daily basis. The ones you never use like replicate or fornicate or whatever the hell the icons are supposed to represent, sure those are all over the place. We used to get chewed out in the office because we didn't respond immediately to those useless To: ALL messages while we were testing in the lab because the software we were testing would fail if Lotus Notes was running because it hogged all the resources, even when it wasn't doing anything. So they came out with Notes Buddy or some other lame tool that would tell you you've got mail so you don't have to run the entire Lotus Notes friggin OS just to be notified. Why does my email software have to be a swiss army knife and also be a scheduler, a spreadsheet, a project planner, a defect tracking system, a document archiver, a hair cream and a floor cleaner? I just want it to do email.

    1. Re:Lotus Notes by Michael+Wardle · · Score: 1

      I think those icons were on the toolbar a bit lower down, which depended on the view you were using. Maybe your server-side views weren't configured correctly. My pet peeves were calling everything by a different name (e.g. Save = "Detach"), Ctrl+C not working properly in some areas, and there being no obvious was to add someone's email address to your address book. Version 6 seemed to fix most of those problems, after which it just became a difficult to use, underfeatured mail client. :-)

    2. Re:Lotus Notes by TobinLathrop · · Score: 1

      The 'joy' of that steaming pile of dung for an email front end has led me to never have a bad word to say about Outlook ever again. Dear god PROFS is worlds nicer email UI than Notes.

  136. Some software I hate by Abattoir · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Any software that doesn't use sane version numbering that anyone could tell what the newest version is easily. Norton and Microsoft I'm looking at you.

    Software that wants to update when it is started or seemingly randomly while I'm working. I'm not in maintenance mode, so I'm not updating software. Shut up and go away. Or if you're already set to auto update, don't tell me, don't interrupt my work and don't freaking reboot my computer!

    Software that steals focus. This is just about everything. My favorite X11 window manager ever is Window Maker and it has an option to never allow new windows to take focus. I want that option on Vista, since I need to use Windows for work.

    1. Re:Some software I hate by quag7 · · Score: 1

      Would mod you up if I had mod points. Simply put:

      Never steal my focus. Ever. For any reason. Unless and until you can give me an orgasm while doing it. Then steal my focus. Steal the shit out of it. Steal the shit out of it like there is no tomorrow.

      But until then, seriously, fuck off. The ability to control focus in Linux Windows Managers, small singular feature though it is, is one of the things that makes me happiest about using Linux. And by happy I mean not seething with rage and resentment.

    2. Re:Some software I hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Never steal my focus. Ever. For any reason. Unless and until you can give me an orgasm while doing it. Then steal my focus."

      Web browsers can give you an orgasm, OK it takes a *little* effort on your part but not much. So, is it OK then?

    3. Re:Some software I hate by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Any software that doesn't use sane version numbering that anyone could tell what the newest version is easily. Norton and Microsoft I'm looking at you. I'd add to this, any hardware! Apple, I'm looking at you!

      Before Steve Jobs regained the helm, Apple offered a plethora of confusing version numbers. Which is better, the PowerMac 8100, the PowerMac 7200, the PowerMac 6300, or the PowerMac 5400? Are you sure? For the record, those are a 110MHz PPC601, 90MHz PPC601, 120MHz PPC603e, and 120MHz PPC603e, respectively. Yes, those last two have the same CPU, but the latter is an all-in-one model with a built-in monitor.

      Anyway, that was a mess, so Steve Jobs came in, and introduced the iMac. No model numbers, just iMac. Simple, elegant. But then everything went downhill again - but down the other side of the hill this time. Now, we have no model numbers at all, and we have to use confusing and awkward documents like this to tell the difference between different models. By the way, I just upgraded to an iBook that was apparently released after that document was last updated, and my model isn't listed (I've just notified Apple, so hopefully they'll fix it).
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  137. Re:Did they mention linux firefox? by jgoemat · · Score: 1

    What are you talking about exactly? I'm a developer using Microsoft tools all day long. The only time I've ever had a problem with FireFox is when trying to do Windows Updates. Those appear to require ActiveX controls from Microsoft. I suppose other sites may require ActiveX controls also but not any I go to. The Bookmarks are much easier to manage than IE's Favorites, and Firefox was way ahead in tabbed browsing. I can even use Firefox for MSDN downloads now.

    Firefox suddenly had an error reading from our intranet file server and corrupted his project.

    What? He was using Firefox to browse a mapped drive and it corrupted a file or something? What work are they doing in their browsers, going to an intranet application you've written internally? I have a hard time seeing how using Firefox as intended (as a browser) would cause a "project" to become corrupted...

  138. Norton is as bad as the users by helpfulcorn · · Score: 1

    I worked in the computer repair business for a long time, and even now I do it about half the day, and spend the other half with web development. In the last 8 years or so I have had a long, trying time with Norton and its anti-virus software. One of the biggest problems is the fact that it makes people pay for updates, which in turn makes people believe they have a quality product. For example, people come into my store, and say they have some kind of problem and I check it out, and its a virus or a lot of spyware. If they have Norton, they usually say "Well, I have Norton, so I shouldn't have any viruses". I typically respond "Yes, that would be the best thing, but in reality, if Norton actually worked, I would only get about half the business I do now." And, that's the truth, most of the computers I fix virus and other malware problems on nearly always have Norton installed, and to date I have seen less than 10 with AVG, Spybot S&D installed. Perhaps its also the users, but Norton surely has something to do with it. Typically, I just recommend a format and Windows reinstall over uninstalling Norton and removing the viruses, because after all the biggest virus of them all is Norton and many of its affects on windows are irreversible.

  139. Re:"Stop using Windows" isn't a bugfix by znerk · · Score: 1

    "Stop using Windows" isn't a bugfix. Surprisingly enough, it seemed to fix many bugs on my system. Maybe you're doing it wrong?
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  140. SymNRT... by Fallen+Andy · · Score: 1
    Yep, I loathe Norton's crufty internet security as well. When you try to Add remove it in control panel it tells you to login. When you login (if it's damaged) it just sits and meditates.

    How many other companies have software specifically designed to remove their *own* product? See SymNRT. Link to Symantec site is at the bottom.

    Andy

  141. I just got... by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

    ...a Dell Inspiron 3800 dinosaur of a laptop with XP(!) on it. First thing I've done with it is take the memory to 512MB and zapped the HDD. Now it's running SuSE 10.3. Bloody quick it is now, unlike that drive hog POS that is the most slothsome of platforms ever that was on it.

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  142. You said "it's crap!".... by joedoc · · Score: 1

    AioKits is referring to this famous comedy line:

    Welcome to All Things Scottish. if it's not Scottish, it's crap!

    Google it.

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    The words I thought I brought, I left behind. So, never mind.
    1. Re:You said "it's crap!".... by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 1

      Aaah. Thanks.

      Just googled it, nope. Still never heard it or of it before.

      On a brighter note, don't chew on life's gristle.

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  143. Every internal business app? by edmicman · · Score: 1

    They're not public, but I'd bet that almost every custom business app wallowing in offices all over the place would very well qualify for "Most Annoying Software Out There".

  144. Apple == Software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should probably have been iTunes and QuickTime on that list since Apple isn't exactly "software"...

  145. One word by leothar · · Score: 1

    vi.

    1. Re:One word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You appear to have spelled emacs wrong.

    2. Re:One word by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      You should be using vim.

  146. Excel by thewils · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't believe that no-one's mentioned Excel yet, especially on importing and exporting.

    It's annoying feature is that it will try to guess what format the data is in and the annoying part is that it will get it right about 90% of the time, which is just good enough that the user thinks it is the best thing since sliced bread, but anyone who tries to write data handling import routines from Excel (I'm using .Net here) tears their hair out trying to cope with the last 10%.

    IIRC some Genetic engineers were entering strings like "10FEB" or whatever which were all converted to dates.

    I just want a prominent checkbox somewhere which says "don't fuck with my data", but so far they haven't put one in.

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    1. Re:Excel by DrHackenbush · · Score: 1

      Not an MS fan but Excel is pretty danged good, IMO. It does some things that Open Office still doesn't seem to manage (text to columns - or if OO can handle this, I have yet to spot how).

    2. Re:Excel by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      Amen to that! Try dealing with hexadecimal numbers in excel....1DEC becomes 1st of December. 1Enn - becomes 1.00E+nn. I ended up having to create a complicated formula that would look for these exceptions, and in the case of 1Enn convert it to a string and then excise the relevant text using mid() to construct the correct value.

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  147. Re:Did they mention linux firefox? by Repossessed · · Score: 1

    That has got to be one of the greatest console dumps I've ever seen.

    It redirected me to the 'right' URL for one of the files a dozen times, then finally failed to provide even a redirect. I may need to frame this.

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  148. The article is most annoying! by securitytech · · Score: 1

    An article that could fit on one page, but instead spread over a dozen, is far more annoying than any software mentioned in said article.

    Try reading that on a blackberry!

    The article is decent, but the irony far over shadows any point the author intended to make, imho.

  149. most annoying in general by MonoSynth · · Score: 1

    Companies that seem to think that you bought your computer for the sole purpose of using their software. That's OK for specialized software, not for basic services like anti-virus or printer drivers.

    But it's the specialized software that doesn't interfere too much with your system (any 'uninstallable' IDE's? 3D designer apps?) and the basic services that hog your system and annoy the hell out of you while they should be as invisible and unobtrusive as possible.

    Why?

    Yes. I know the answer. Marketing. But still, WHY? Like anybody buys the software if the free version is driving them nuts!

  150. In house stuff not included by ScottCooperDotNet · · Score: 1

    There is plenty of proprietary in-house stuff that is not part of this discussion. In other words, stuff that is not "out there."

    1. Re:In house stuff not included by grm_wnr · · Score: 1

      You read can read A LOT about those on thedailywtf.com

  151. Re:Your experience has been very different from mi by Niten · · Score: 1

    I second that... I'm running 10.5 on a 2004 iBook G4, and while resuming from sleep would crap out about every 10th or so time in Tiger, it hasn't failed me yet in Leopard. I don't doubt that the grandparent poster is having legitimate issues with the system, but from what I've seen (and this being a college town, a lot of people around me use Macs as their main computers), his experience is the exception rather than the rule.

    Leopard definitely have its share of bugs, such as the known unreliability of the new 802.1X configuration mechanism (why did you kill Internet Connect, Apple? It worked beautifully!) But I've never seen the operating system crash, let alone give me weird "out of memory" errors...

  152. Windows' inherent flaws only make these worse... by Amiasian · · Score: 1

    Why does no one make a critique of the inherent architecture of the system one is trying to remove these programs from? One of the biggest faults of Windows is the inexcusably stupid registry concept. Having a single point of failure in something so often changed as one's configuration settings is just idiotic. That it's cryptic and inaccessible (to the average Joe Brown) just makes it worse.
    That Windows' start up items hook into so many places in the OS makes it even further difficult to remove these so-called annoying programs. I remember seeing the complexity involved in manually removing Norton's or McAfee's products. Windows manual uninstalls are a nightmare. Which of course just magnifies the frustration.
    I blame a lot of the annoyance these programs cause on the poor architectural design of Windows itself.

  153. Oldversion.com by dunstan · · Score: 1

    Not a perfect solution, particularly when there are security holes which need patching, but oldversion.com has earlier version - I use Adobe Acrobat Reader v5, which covers pretty much everything I ever get sent.

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  154. Leave Flash alone by edxwelch · · Score: 1

    It's the one tech that "just works". Small, lightweight, no automatic updates.
    Now, becuase companies misuse it is somehow Flash's fault?
    The idiots that force you to access their website via Flash will just as likely abuse any other tech at their disposal

  155. Mentioned Outlook but left out Office. by k1e0x · · Score: 1

    Anyone actually *like* Office 2007?

    Microsoft was once the company who preached a common interface. You can find no end of old articles of Bill Gates describing the future where all applications will look the same and will react the same so users will be familiar with an application they have never seen before.

    Well screw that future, Microsoft now has decided that was all a bunch of bullshit and have developed their top 3 applications with radically different interfaces (Office, Outlook, and Internet Explorer) to confuse all of us, and they put it on a OS (Vista) with several different types of interfaces depending on what your doing with it. (dialogs look and act different all over Vista.)

    Hea Steve, how about a new motto: "Guidelines? We don't need no stinkin' UI guidelines.. we are Microsoft, you'll love it."

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  156. Not software, but what it does by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think we could distill the kinds of annoyance exhibited by your list and those of others here into a fairly concise list of "bad behaviours":

    • Software that phones home or automatically updates without permission (numerous media players, Java...)
    • Software that installs stuff you don't want, or stuff you want where you don't want it (anything that puts icons on my desktop, new auto-start things that live in my system tray, new entries on my Start menu buried under several layers of company branding...)
    • Software that interrupts what you're doing (Clippy, anything that steals the focus, and especially that damned "Windows needs to be restarted" dialog that keeps popping up and trying to steal a keystroke until either you give in or you happen to be hitting the wrong letter when it pops up and it goes anyway)
    • Games that only let you play on-line if you install spyware pretending to be anti-cheat software (I'm looking at you, PunkBuster)
    • And of course, the one we all love to hate: software that meddles with your system beyond its remit (Why does Adobe Creative Suite need to splat crap all over my boot sector and mess up my dual-booting? Applications have no business doing that, particularly not without warning!)

    In other words, software that can't just do its job and leave everything else well alone.

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    1. Re:Not software, but what it does by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      What's the problem with Punkbuster? I ask out of sincere ignorance, as I've never heard it referred to as spyware before.

    2. Re:Not software, but what it does by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      The licence agreement for it (at least as supplied with Crysis) is pretty close to saying that you agree they may upload any data of any kind from your machine to their servers to be used however they wish. It even contains CYA terms about how you understand that this might be considered invasive. It's so bad that I imagine it's actually illegal in some places. Oh, and there's plenty of evidence on the web that they actually do grab data from your machine that is nothing to do with cheating at all. Personally, I just refused outright to even install it, but that dramatically diminishes the value of the game to me.

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  157. Re:Your experience has been very different from mi by Atti+K. · · Score: 1
    Same here, iBook G4 (late 2004) with Leopard, sleeps and wakes up always as it should. Heck, sleep/wake up even works in openSuse 10.3 PPC on this little thing!

    On the other hand, standby/wakeup worked most of the time ok on my 2004-ish Sempron desktop with XP SP2. Now, I've installed SP3 and it won't enter standby because of the NIC driver - obviously the same one which was ok in SP2.

    "The device driver for the 'Intel(R) PRO/100B PCI Adapter (TX)' device is preventing the machine from entering standby. Please close all applications and try again. If the problem persists, you may need to update this driver."

    So now I have to disable the NIC before standby. Go figure.

    Never mind, I'll switch my desktop to opensuse 11 as soon as it's out, and boot XP only when I have no other choice. So I won't have problems with standby, because it simply won't work in Linux. Which is mostly because of nvidia's driver in my case, it seems to manage to standby/wakeup without it...

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  158. Try something GNU, why dontcha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GNUWin_II
    Zinf Is Not FreeA*p!
    http://www.zinf.org/

    it used to be good, don't know now ( haven't been forced to use MS Windows for ages, thank god )

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_media_players
    for more^more choices

    ( damn, I wish they'd put that page in OO.o spreadsheet format, so one could sort + delete the items of non-interest, making the finding of what IS of interest to be usefully efficient! )

  159. Lotus Notes gets the Lifetime Achievement Award by bitterbastard · · Score: 1

    This is software that, although MARKETED, SOLD and primarily USED as an email client, actually DEFENDS its deservedly crappy reputation by saying "it's so much MORE than an email client!".

    To be MORE THAN AN EMAIL client, you have to actually *BE* AN EMAIL CLIENT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

    I hereby nominate Lotus Notes as the most Annoying Software OF ALL TIME.

  160. No, no, no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    repeat after me...

    Linux.
    Linux
    Linux
    LINUX!

    hee hee ;o)

  161. All Windows! by trancemist · · Score: 1

    Interesting how it's all Windows software. Come to think of it, shouldn't Windows itself be on the list?

  162. CCleaner -- One way to get rid of the annoyances by xnok · · Score: 0

    I am surprised that CCleaner has not been mentioned so far, to clean the crap off your computer. It even removes all the trialware that the PCs typically come with - including Norton.

  163. McAfee by Doug52392 · · Score: 1

    I'm stuck with it since I refuse to throw away money on AV programs since I only use Windows for gaming, everything else i use Linux. But stupid McAfee constantly nags me. Download this, updates aviable, update subscription, bla bla bla. And guess what? It HAPPENS DURING GAMES! The stupid option in the Control Panel to not pop up during gaming does NOT work, so whenever McAfee feels like pestering me, Counter Strike lags

  164. Spyware Doctor by mbstone · · Score: 1

    1. Splash screen sits in the middle of your screen for 2 minutes or more, like a big, wet fart.
    2. Tells you all your cookies are virii.
    3. Charges your credit card for license renewal without your permission.

  165. most annoying web site by sproketboy · · Score: 1

    zdnet

  166. Outbound, by Hankapobe · · Score: 1

    Ah! I was sooo pissed off at the freaking thing that I wanted it off and so did my brother in law. He's not technical, but he knew somehow that it was the problem.

  167. EULAs that won't take NO for an answer by mbstone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't want to exit the installation. I want to decline your %^&* "license agreement."

    1. Re:EULAs that won't take NO for an answer by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      I don't want to exit the installation. I want to decline your %^&* "license agreement."

      Especially when the licence is the GPL. I don't have to agree to the terms in order to use the software, only to distribute it!

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  168. -1 grammar-nazi by gnud · · Score: 1

    How do you change your mind _with_ hassle?

  169. Program Omission by Quartz25 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What, no rickroll.exe?

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  170. Seconded... by msimm · · Score: 2, Informative

    I got just about everyone I know hooked on AVG then after having a few issues with performance (can be a dog) and undetected viruses (!!) I got hooked on Avast.

    I'd stop a little short of *praising* their interface (two taskbar icons by default?) but the price is right (free, for home use) and it works like you'd hope for something defending your desktop.

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  171. Of course by PPH · · Score: 1

    "I see you are looking for annoying software. Would you like some help?"

    Redundant by now, I'm sure.

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  172. without a doubt... BONZAI BUDDY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I hate that damn purple gorilla.... Oh wait were we talking about regular applications and not spyware????

  173. Graphical Installers by billsf · · Score: 1

    The article is about Windows, so all the applications have installers. Organized package tool systems like 'ports' on BSD and 'ebuilds' on Gentoo are not graphical interfaces, so anything along those lines is very acceptable. I take exception in the few cases where they try to think for you and make assumptions. That is the rule with graphical installers. Even in FOSS it can be unbearable but one can usually work around them on the command line. Some command-line installs are so simple that you think you have failed because it 'simply worked'.

    As for the Windows applications, along with Windows itself, the most annoying are Flash and Acroread both by Adobe. Honorable mention must go to Realplayer. By bypassing 'their installer', you can spare allot of grief. I know better concerning Acroread. The commonly cited example, "Evince is vastly superior". is absolutely true. I like my FreeBSD with multiple amd64 cores and as a result it isn't any problem to run Linux or Windows. (Some people say I have too much time, but anybody can have my system software for free.) My only use for Windows is to run Flash on BBC and some other sites where it is not trivial to bypass. Of course I need to run Firefox to use the Flash-9. plug-in. I test some applications friends write for Windows out of marketing reality too, generally ports of programs developed on Unix. My conclusion on Windows is that it is nothing more than a collection of browsers and second-rate "multimedia". There are other reasons to emulate Windows but that is not on topic. Once tamed, Windows is OK as a beginner OS and with experience it can be installed quickly and ran somewhat safely.

    Flash is therefore the worst because it has no place. The web can be hell because of it if you don't use an 'external' ad blocker. (in the Unix part of the machine) As some correctly stated, its very dangerous and can hose your (virtual) Windows. It could, in theory, discover if you were running under emulation and possibly take aim for the Unix 'root'. Fortunately online criminals are far below "power users" and we still can laugh a bit to this day. Flash is not light, it takes far too long to load compared to other components and adds absolutely no enjoyment to the browsing experience. If I want to see a video, let me see it on my terms. Mplayer (or possibly VLC) offer greater flexibility and rather amazing quality on both video and audio over Flash.

    Realplayer, (Helixplay) outside of Windows, is not a bad performer. Its not yet fully integrated into mplayer, but its not a bad experience to install non-graphically. Its only recently I've realized that both Realplay and Windows media player are extraordinarily poor when used with Windows. (Verified by testing on a native i386 Windows XP system.) This simply gives Flash a default position in the "multimedia" world and Adobe must do everything in their power to see that it stays that way. This is "marketing reality" -- fully dependent on people having their heads in the sand.

    Personally I don't bother with commercial games. That may be a valid reason to use Windows and put up with the hell it can bring. This situation appears to be changing fast and if you count game consoles, Linux could already be in position to become the market leader. Oh, game noises are as annoying as they are unnecessary.

    So Flash is the biggest annoyance, you should know better about Acroread and look at your videos on a properly implemented system before passing judgment on various formats. As for audio -- Forget Windows.

    One last point. Has anybody ever put one of those America Online CDs that used to fill your snail box in a Windows computer? Somehow I just know that stuff was evil. At the hacker congresses is called "Assholes online" and somehow that paints a certain picture of extreme annoyance.......

  174. Re:Did they mention linux firefox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The grandparent is an ancient Cut&Paste troll

  175. 11 reasons I switched to a Mac by SnapperHead · · Score: 0, Troll

    Adobe Reader
    Preview in OS X loads very fast, and is more then a PDF viewer. No reason to install Adobe reader.

    Apple iTunes
    Runs way better on OS X. Not a system hog, don't need to worry about bundled Safari since the OS already has it :D

    Windows Update
    Apple did this right, I don't get random popups saying my computer is being rebooted. Updates are common enough to fix the issues, but not enough to make my life hell.

    RealPlayer
    Wow, these guys are still around ? Last time I used this was like what, 1999 ?

    Java
    Eh, its the nature of the beast. I hate Java anyway, so this doesn't affect me. When searching for applications, I will skip over those written in Java for something native. Cry all you want about Java's more recent performance boosts, I really don't care. Its crap.

    Yahoo
    Uh, why would you install this in the first place ? I have never installed any "tool bars" and I have no plans to do so in the future.

    Norton Antivirus
    This is a Windows problem. Sure, one day OS X might need this ... but until then, I sleep well at night and I am productive during the day. No crap background processes running sucking up resources. If you are still using Windows for some reason, might I suggest AVG.

    Preinstalled software bundles
    Preinstaled applications with a Mac are all useful.

    Outlook/Exchange
    Mail.app is light years past Outlook. The _only_ reason I could see using this crap is if I was forced to at a job.

    Flash
    Eh, it comes preinstalled with most OS's. Updates are infrequent. Flash is here to stay, get used to it. Yes, I run flash block on most sites because I am sick and tired of advertisments that make noise in the background. Those few sites spoiled it for advertisers everywhere.

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  176. Proper way to get rif of it... by mario_grgic · · Score: 1

    is to rename qttast.exe to qttast.exe.disabled, remove the shortcut to quicktime from start menu and create your own that links directly to quicktime.exe

    The original one will recreate qttast.exe if you run it.

    That way the qttast.exe will not be re-created and it will not be running on startup. Of course you can remove it from HKLM/Software/Microsft/Window/CurrentVersion/Run
    as well, since there won't be such executable any more. (There may be other references to it in registry).

    Also, you can remove the apple services that got installed.

    sc delete "Service Name"

    does the trick.

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  177. Slashdot Comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And they didn't mention the "upgraded" Slashdot comment system?

  178. Quick list by British · · Score: 1

    1. RealPlayer - they pioneered innovation in annoyance software. I think they wanted to be the innovators of an audio standard, and buffered out.
    2. Adobe Reader - I just want to read PDF documents in less than 20 minutes. If it could print preview them in less than 3 days, that would be great too.
    3. Any software that has tooltips that you can't get rid of. Basically, all of them. Try viewing images & such in FireFox, and often the tooltip will be late to the party, and cover up part of the image you are viewing.
    4. Any software that has a splash window that covers EVERYTHING. I even submitted a bug report for one app, for several versions, and they didn't fix it.
    5. Anything that steals focus. I'm lookin' at you, Windows Explorer

  179. there is a CLI command... by mario_grgic · · Score: 1

    called lsbom (look up the man page) that let's you list all the files that will be installed by an application, that you can either inspect prior to installation or post installation. OS X keeps the receipts for installed apps in /Library/Receipts

    so for example if you navigate to /Library/Receipts/GarageBand.pkg/Contents

    and execute

    lsbom Archive.bom

    you will get a list of all files that got installed as part of Garage Band application installation.

    Then you can manually remove those files, if you want to. Also, you can manually remove user data.

    But, I agree that it's not exactly user friendly form an OS that pretends to be user friendly, easy and that "just works" tm.

    But if you are a UNIX geek than you prefer to do these things from the terminal manually anyway :D.

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    1. Re:there is a CLI command... by raddan · · Score: 1

      Awesome tip. Thank you.

  180. Be careful who you sell out to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not "Norton", it's "Symantec". They bought Peter Norton's useful, well-known products, converted them to unproductive bloatware (while removing the good parts--their version of the "Norton Utilities" lacks the tool named in the title!), then further sullied whatever goodwill was left to Norton's name by attaching it to a worst-in-class "anti-virus" product. A sad end for a once-proud brand name!

  181. Anything pop things up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anything pop things up is annoying...
    Windows update that popup a message asking you to reboot when you are doing a presentation
    Tons of 'auto-update' popups when windows starts
    Windows and Linux desktops show a BIG window when you insert a CD or a USB thumb
    IE popup ads like crazy

  182. I've got a truly annoying entry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Well two, actually. I'll get to the consumer-grade one in a minute.

    Anyone who has ever worked anything other than the sales floor at any Best Buy in the country knows the software I'm about to talk about. It has caused numerous headaches to those who are subjected to it. The software, you ask? It goes by the name of "STAR".

    What is this abomination? It's some horrible bastardization of Clear Logistics' eFrontOffice package tailored specifically to Best Buy for keeping track of all their service and repair work. The fact that it is slow (more on that in a bit) is only the beginning. The entire application seems designed to inflict maximum frustration.
    • Dialog boxes are hard-coded to specific sizes and don't adapt to lower resolutions (which many kiosks seem set to, sadly enough). This causes problems when the button you need to click is below the screen, and you can't drag the box from anywhere other than the title bar.
    • The program crashes frequently. And by crash, I mean refuses to respond at all, or allow anyone to login.
    • When viewing a service order, you must scroll ALL THE WAY to the bottom of the header page before clicking on the Details button. If you are even one scrollbar click above the bottom when you hit details, the result will be a garbled mess. For instance, after doing this and clicking on the "Repair" tab, the buttons that SHOULD be at the bottom of that page are now seemingly dropped ontop of the "Repair comments" field, also completely obscuring the "Condition/Status" dropdown. Making all three items completely unuseable. The only remedy? Back to the header, and this time you damned well better scroll ALL THE WAY DOWN.
    • Poor integration with the rest of the systems in the store. If STAR decides it doesn't like you, then when you close a tag it will let you THINK it's closed. However, the tag will remain open, and thus in the reports for ages. Eventually, it might or might not decide to let another employee close the tag to get it out of the system.
    • Database lookups are a MAJOR pain in the ass. It would seem that the application is coded to do a linear search when you type in the service order number. While this isn't much of an issue when looking up tags for your store, it's a MAJOR pain when the tag happens to be from a major repair center, such as Geek Squad City. In this case, the tag will literally take around 2 minutes to open. Oddly enough, this doesn't seem to be a problem with tags from the service centers in Atlanta or Dallas.
    • Inability to open more than one tag at once. If you try this, it will cause the application to puke saying there is not enough memory. This is pure crap, as running two instances on the same terminal (which can only happen if something ELSE in the Toolkit software on these terminals screws up, so it's rare) will allow each to have a different tag open with no issue whatsoever.
    • STAR is no longer used to create service orders. This was due to it having major issues some time ago, and they replaced it with STAR/Phoenix. This too, has issues. It will be working fine one moment, then the next decide there are scripting errors, forcing you to completely log out of the terminal and try again, while sacrificing a small animal to some ancient god in the hopes it will work properly before the customer gets pissed off.
    • Finally, no flexibility in printing whatsoever. When things are sent off, EVERYTHING must be tagged with a barcode. Sometimes, this requires more than the initial 4 labels you get. There is no option to reprint just another batch of 4 labels. Oh no. You have to reprint the ENTIRE service order for this. Wastes paper, but also creates more headache as the extra copies contain customer information, and thus they must be shredded.

    My entry for consumer level software? Samsung Media Studio. I purchased a 4gb P2 recently, and discovered that the included software was buggy and unintuitive. What I DIDN'T discover until a bit later, however, was the i

  183. Samsung by coder111 · · Score: 1

    Hmm. I bought a Samsung laser printer recently, and I was pleasantly surprised that they had non-intrusive drivers. No system tray icons, no bullshit. Just shut up and do your job drivers. It was like 1990s all over again...

    --Coder

    1. Re:Samsung by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Actually Canon usually isn't too bad about it either. They often have additional software, but don't make you install it.

      HP has been the worst offender in my experience, but I've really only used Brother, Canon, Epson, and HP.

  184. Ho hum by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    As an Evil Penguin Shagging Communist (TM), I can honestly say I've never had problems with this software.

    For viewing PDFs, I have KPDF.
    For surfing the web, I have konqueror; for playing music I have mpg321 and for organising my collection I have mysql.
    For updating my system, I have # apt-get update && apt-get upgrade. And then only because I insist to run Sid.
    I don't have realplayer. I tried the open-source Helix player once. Didn't like it. Went back to vlc.
    Java didn't do anything like that to me.
    For talking on Yahoo messenger, I have Pidgin.
    I don't need Norton anything. My OS of choice has a well-thought-out privilege separation system implemented correctly, guaranteeing some measure of security; and a full suite of userland tools, including scripting languages capable of dealing with binary files if it becomes necessary to create something nobody else already thought of.
    Not got a Vaio.
    I use various mail clients including KMail, Evolution and Alpine. They aren't in the least bit annoying.
    The lack of a 64-bit Flash player was never such a great hardship for me. I've got youtube-dl to download YouTube videos, iplayer-dl to download BBC iPlayer videos and vlc for watching them. The Free flash clients such as GNASH can be expected to improve now Adobe have dropped their illegal and/or unenforcible restrictions on the use of the Flash format specification.

    Sometimes Windows users remind me of someone who chooses to sit under a leaking pipe and moan about getting wet, as opposed to just moving somewhere else. Get a clue: You don't have to put up with this shit!

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  185. You don't know the 360 rule? by ScreamingCactus · · Score: 1

    Anytime a software vendor releases a "360" version of a previous products, you can be sure that it will be 360x more painful to use. Yahoo 360, Norton 360, xbox 360, do you see the trend here? When Windows 360 comes out, I'm going to shoot myself.

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  186. No it doesn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where the hell did you get that idea? I've had Winamp on 5 different PCs and it never did that. And regarding AOL's stake in Winamp; it's only a matter of time before anything good is tainted by one of the coporations we all love to hate. I personally hate Microsoft less than AOL. But at least Winamp works well.

  187. Avast vs. Amvo by gr8dude · · Score: 1

    I find Avast a good product, although I doubt it is effective, because every now and then I have to manually clean a computer infected by Amvo [a rootkit that disables 'show hidden files', copies itself in the root of each detected volume, creates autorun.inf files there].

    My dad has Windows XP on his machine, and apparently, the source of the infection are the removable flash drives he connects to his PC.

    I configured Avast to silently cancel i/o operations with infected files; yet in spite of that, Amvo manages to get through.

    I disabled "autoplay", set all of Avast's settings to their reasonable values - nothing. After a while it detects an infected executable in the root of C: and even if I press "delete" it is still there. I know that the file is locked and it cannot be deleted; but if I schedule a full-scan at reboot - it sort of fixes it, but once I'm back to Windows I get the warning again - same file, same path.

    - Is there a magic switch I must toggle?
    - Am I missing some other detail (ex: another Windows setting)
    - Or is the inability to deal with such cases a design decsion for the free version

  188. Two simple words by cropus · · Score: 0

    Lotus Notes

  189. Re:Preistalled Norton by rapidmax · · Score: 1

    I purchased a new HP Compaq subnotebook. No chance to get it without Vista. Ok, giv'em a try: after 3 Hours installing Vista after turning it on the first time a new Vista desktop looked at me. Not too bad, but it has had pre installed Norton Antivirus. I already spend hours to deinstall Norton before.

    To make a long story short. I finally installed Ubuntu into to whole disk.

  190. Re:Flash! Aaaaaaa! by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

    I don't know if you ever used the site back in the day (they've changed it now), but I really like county paintball's javascript 'folder' layout in the left pane of the window. It was a hierarchy of 'folders', windows style, that you could expand by hitting a '+' icon next to the folder icon, and you could load the contents of any folder level by clicking on the folder itself. If you were done with a section, just collapse the top parent folder and everything was collapsed back in to the parent. The only page loads were if you wanted to see the gear in a folder. It was subtle, elegant, and didn't require loading a new window or refreshing the entire thing every time you clicked a link. It didn't require a plugin, either.

    Paintball gear sites are especially difficult, because almost every section has to be broken up by gun manufacturer; a bad design is unbearable. If I want a barrel, bolt, and CO2 tank, I have to navigate to the barrel section, then the barrel manufacturer, then the version of that barrel for my gun. Then trace back and do the same for my bolt, and finally trace back and go to a generic section for tanks. I've left paintball sites before because the navigation was bad. IMHO, the correct navigation for a paintball site is a generic category for each item, broken down by part manufacturer, and a drop down list for gun manufacturer when ordering, with a second drop down for color or other attributes like barrel length, etc. If I want a black, 14" J&J ceramic barrel for a Spyder or Piranha (they have the same threading), I should only have to navigate to a J&J ceramic section under barrels. And that should require, at most, exactly one page reload. If its any consolation, I won't be spending my money at a paintball site that makes browsing a chore, so your former employer isn't seeing my cash.

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  191. jWindows and the Browser by johnrpenner · · Score: 1


    | Re:My vote: The Browser

    IN 1989, BEFORE HTML EXISTED, A PRE-BROWSER REMOTE UI WAS PROPOSED: jWindows.
    But it was botched, and never implemented -- good ideas are a dime a dozen.
    HTML came, and it ended up trying to shove a UI through a browser window,
    and now we're stuck with it.

    here's a look back at a windowing extension of the ASCII command set,
    just another good idea that was not to be...

    --| jWindows spec, v1.0.2 |---

    Modem Windowing and E-Mail Retrieval Standard
    JWindows and JScript Version 1.02 - July 9, 1989
    By J.PENNER (GEnie)

    One paragraph on JWindows Background: I am proposing a new standard for telecomunications. It is called JWindows, and JScript. JWindows will allow the average programmer to add window and graphic capabilities to his/her bbs program with minimal effort. It provides an alternative to the limited ANSI control codes for cursor positioning, and color, and is much easier to implement then a huge, complex spec like X-Windows. JWindows is maybe not the most comprehensive set of windowing features, but one of it's main advantages is it's relative simplicity, and it strives for portability among machines, so that an IBM user can phone up a Macintosh, and receive JWindows properly, and an Amiga equiped with a JWindows type terminal program, can receive Window commands from a VAX. JScript attempts to standardize the accessing of some pretty standard features on BBS's: Entering in your name and password, Reading Mail Addressed to You, and Up/Downloading a File. So, enough talk, let's get to the proposal...

    This proposal comes in two parts:

    1. This first part is the Windowing standard called JWindows, it allows Macintoshes, and PC's the ability to send Windows, Buttons, Menus, and Some Graphics over the phone to any other Mac or PC which has a terminal program supporting this simple protocol.

    2. The Second part of this proposal deals with a standard form for computer scripts to automatically access a BBS, or information service to do such basic operations like: Logging On, Logging Off, Retrieving Mail Sent to You, Reading New Bulletins, and Up/Downloading a File.

    Part I - Windowing Standard for Telecommunications Programs

    There are two ends to this, the terminal that recieves the commands (typically Joe User Phoning up a service like GEnie, or his favorite BBS) will be called the Host, and the BBS Program, or Information Service (like GEnie, or CompuServe hint hint) will be called the Sender. Now this Standard aims to be fairly straightforward in it's approach, When the Sender sends a String (under the Heading "String") the Host will respond by doing the appropriate action on the screen. If none of these special escape sequences are sent, then text sent to the host will appear at the current cursor position just as text has always appeared in terminal programs. All coordinates are given in pixels, and start at 0,0 in the top left corner of the screen, for a rectangle, the coordinates will be given as: a,b,c,d So, a will be the left side of the rectangle (sometimes called X1), and b will be the Top of the Rectangle (sometimes called Y1), and c will be the right side of the rectangle (sometimes called X2), and d will be the bottom of the rectangle (sometimes called Y2). Keep in mind, a lot of these commands could be VERY easily implemented by someone writing a simple terminal program in Microsoft QuickBasic. Now for the commands:

    Command String
    _______ __________________________

    WINDOW 27,01,id,X,Y,Z,a,b,c,d

    Makes a window
    - id, is of course the id number of the window the Sender wishes to create.
    - If X=1 then create a window if the window already is open, then ignore the command.
    - If X=0 then close the window, If Y=1 then Select the window, if Y=0 then Deselect the window.
    - Z is the Window type with valid numbers being 1,2,3,4 which corespond to the 4 macintosh wi

    1. Re:jWindows and the Browser by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      I believe that the replacement for the traditional browser will eventually emerge, and with luck, assuage some of the problems presented by both the UI and the methodology used to build the machine processes needed to communicate. But maybe I'm being quixotic..... thanks for your interesting addition to the thread.

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  192. Oh, it's worse than you think by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    I used to love WinAmp. I paid for it. But every 5.x version wanted to install the "Winamp Agent" to "Improve your experience". Which I declined.

    Well, about 2 releases ago (or so), none of the file associations would work. I set them, and then would immediately disappear.

    I checked on their support site, and the answer was... we changed WinAmp so it requires the agent because that's what actually does the associations (I suggested this was a bad idea, and a bunch of accounts accused me of "not understanding Windows"). Anyway, thinking I was clever, I installed the agent, let it set the associations, then deleted the agent.

    And once I removed the agent and rebooted, you guessed it, the associations were gone. So it appeared to me that in true AOL fashion, they wanted to monitor my listening habits so I could use the software I paid for. Justin Frankel's influence is long gone from this product.

    I tried the 2.x and 3.x versions, but both lack the ability to play/record flac and other non-proprietary formats. And I realized, much like the Adobe Reader, it was now so big and bloated that it took 10 seconds to start playing music when I clicked on it.

    I decided Foobar2000 was actually pretty good, reasonably lightweight, and was unlikely to become spyware as I think WinAmp has become.

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  193. Thank You! by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    That was very insightful, and glad you got modded so!

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