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Where Have All the Pagers Gone?

oddRaisin writes "After recently sleeping through a page for work, I decided to change my paging device from my BlackBerry (which is quiet and has a pathetic vibrate mode) to an actual pager. After looking at the websites of Cingular, Verizon, T-Mobile, and Sprint, I'm left scratching my head and wondering where all the pagers went. I can't find them or any mention of them. Pagers of yore offered some great features that reflected the serious nature of being paged. They were loud. They had good vibrate modes. They continued to alert after a page until you acknowledged them. I didn't have to differentiate between a text from a friend and a page from work. Now that pagers seem to have become passé, what are other people doing to fill this niche? Are some phones better pagers than others? Are there still paging service providers out there?"

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  1. Where have all the pagers gone? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look out - they're right behind you!

    1. Re:Where have all the pagers gone? by nospam007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The eighties wanted them back.

    2. Re:Where have all the pagers gone? by interploy · · Score: 1

      They were replaced by blackberries.

    3. Re:Where have all the pagers gone? by qualidafial · · Score: 5, Funny

      The eighties wanted them back.

      They want their joke back too.

    4. Re:Where have all the pagers gone? by cbass377 · · Score: 1

      http://www.directpage.com/

      Still sells them.
      About $10 a month.

    5. Re:Where have all the pagers gone? by SkyDude · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and I still use my shoebox sized cell phone. Makes me feel like Maxwell Smart.

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    6. Re:Where have all the pagers gone? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      The page is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

    7. Re:Where have all the pagers gone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the the orginal poster, welcome to a bigger world. if he/she was too deep asleep to wakeup to the cell phone, would have been to asleep to handle the situation.

      Issue solves itself.

    8. Re:Where have all the pagers gone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They want their underwear back, too.

      Seriously, dude. Buy a new pair.

    9. Re:Where have all the pagers gone? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I want a pager with a floppy disk.

    10. Re:Where have all the pagers gone? by Bitmanhome · · Score: 1

      They can't have it, it belongs to the nineties.

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    11. Re:Where have all the pagers gone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out USA Mobility. This company consolidated many of the original paging companies.

    12. Re:Where have all the pagers gone? by Walpurgiss · · Score: 1

      Actually that reminds me, a friend of mine from work has a bluetooth handset for his cell phone. It is a big handset from old landline phones. Like the handset on a payphone, just battery powered and connected to his cell via bluetooth.

      Its pretty funny, he brings it to work and takes calls on it and customers are like wtf?

    13. Re:Where have all the pagers gone? by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      http://www.directpage.com/

      Still sells them. About $10 a month.

      Why do all paging providers have the shittiest websites in the world? Our local paging provider (Cook Paging) has a website that looks like it was designed with Front Page 0.1-PRE-ALPHA.

      The DirectPage coverage maps are all completely broken and return 404s. WTF?

      Stupid businesses being run by wireless engineers.

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    14. Re:Where have all the pagers gone? by Mista2 · · Score: 1

      We use pagers for on call staff. The pagers are virtually indestructible, the batteries last for weeks, and With the paging call center being off site, if our mail servers or internet connections are down the page will still get through.

  2. I've got to say, I agree with this post by religious+freak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I can't stand cell phones, I only got one out of extreme necessity (and because my work stopped using pagers). I like to concentrate - I hate how cell phones immediately "demand" to be picked up. If you don't pick up you've got to listen to some damn message - and you're sitting wondering about the content of the message until you listen to it.

    With a pager, someone notified me of their desire to speak to me, I wrap up whatever I'm doing, and I call them. If it's really urgent, they put a 911 at the end and I move a little quicker. I really do miss them... I can't be the only one... right... right?!

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    1. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      With a pager, someone notified me of their desire to speak to me, I wrap up whatever I'm doing, and I call them. If it's really urgent, they put a 911 at the end and I move a little quicker. I really do miss them... I can't be the only one... right... right?!

      Have you heard of SMS, or "texting"? :P

      It can work exactly the same as paging, and is what we use at work for the same purpose.

    2. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by Conception · · Score: 1

      No, I'm right there with you. There are paging plans, google for pagers, but they are the same cost as cell plans, pretty absurd.

      SMS could fill that niche, but with providers raping folks on charges it's not really there as yet, e.g. you don't want to send a text to someone as you might be costing them a dime or more.

      Maybe what cellphones need is a pager mode? They might in some sort of "do not disturb" mode, then users immediately go to the leave or message or send a page note?

    3. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by rwven · · Score: 1

      Not to be a horn tooter here, but one of my favorite features about the iPhone is the ability to visually see who a voicemail is from, and the fact that you don't have to listen-to and navigate an audible menu.

      I don't know of any phones at this time other than the iPhone that offer VVM, but I sure hope it takes off.

    4. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by Groink · · Score: 1

      Pagers also fare better than cell phones when thrown against walls or malfunctioning equipment. NEC pagers are very sturdy -- much better than Motorolas for impact resistance. We use pagers at work (still). My only complaint about them is the surprise factor. Is this call going to be "I need a new mouse" or will it be "all our network volumes have disappeared"?

    5. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by Fjodor42 · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't know how it is in the states, but I heard that cell phone plans are quite medieval, or at least was, until lately. Here in Denmark, most people have been using SMS for ages upon ages, with a cost only being paid by the sender. Thus, people are used to use them instead of pages, and there are no hard feelings if one disconnects an incoming call, as we just assume the other part to be busy and text them instead. Also, I have the habit of disabling call forwarding of all sorts, meaning that although my plan includes a voicemail box, no one ever reaches it. Works fine for me...

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    6. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by LRayZor · · Score: 1

      I agree. I still have a pager. Hate mobile phones. My pager is for emergencies, network down etc. I can route urgent system notifications directly to it. It's not for my boss to ring me up any time he feels like, just because he can't get his home computer to print out a birthday card. Not sure this is any help as it's in the UK, but I get mine from here: http://www.pageone.co.uk/

    7. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by brucmack · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you can't stand phones. Nothing you say applies only to cell phones.

      If you want to concentrate, just switch the phone to a profile that doesn't react to calls, but gives you a beep when a text message comes in. Voila, you have a pager.

    8. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      They're still around. One of my projects just got 4 NEC digi-pagers from Ameripage (I think). We need them for alerts that need to be serviced immediately and cell phones could not give us a consistent response time nor offered any quality assurance guarantees that the pager company was willing to give.

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    9. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by SteveWoz · · Score: 3, Funny

      loved my pager watch

      I could look down, even from a podium, and read a message while continuing whatever

      service was supposedly complimentary for a year but never seemed to shut off

      but then my dog bit into it

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    10. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by Fjodor42 · · Score: 1

      Oh, I forgot to answer to the sig... Thank you, I try to be. If you get too many messages about that, try eliminating the space chars :-)

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    11. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by feepness · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you don't pick up you've got to listen to some damn message - and you're sitting wondering about the content of the message until you listen to it.

      I almost never pick up my cellphone anymore... I leave it on silent. My voicemail goes here, and if I feel like it I can check the transcription email on my phone. No tedious sorting or listening because I can read ten times faster than people can talk.

      The transcription service works extremely well, and is pretty cheap. Sorry to sound like an ad but I was in the EXACT position as you and I am much happier now.

    12. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by RustinHWright · · Score: 1

      I hear that some guy got together with some friends and made some company called Danger, Inc, or something to try to partially address that. Afaic, they did a damn good job and I'm glad that they're out there. And afaic, they deserve some of the credit for the return of the "netbook", something that means a great deal to me.

      Thanks.

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    13. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by chaoticgeek · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure that you have been using a cell very well then. My friends and myself know how to click one button to silence our phone. We can literary look at our phone make a decision and click a button to silence the incoming phone call. All in the course of a few seconds.

      Also we have a silence or vibrate feature that makes our phone make a whole lot less noise when we need to not be disturbed. I've gotten it down so while I'm in my classes I have it set to vibrate and when someone forgets that I'm in class I can see who it is, silence the call so it goes to voice mail much faster. After I get out of class I can check if they left a voice mail and/or call them back.

      Plus with texting I hit the same button and it stops making any noise and any vibrations. Pretty simple while I'm busy, in class, or don't want to talk.

      Also the true silence mode where it makes no noise or vibrations at all. This is all relatively easy and I've only owned my own cell for about four years now. Both of the different models I've had have had such similar button layouts that I did not have to adapt or change much. Plus my new one lets me look at a text message on the outside screen for quick and easy reading.

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    14. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes... Problem with Texting is that you have no control over delivery times. A Pager message is guaranteed to be delivered within 5 minutes (at least, here in Holland). SMS and other texting options don't have that guarantee. We tried using sms for relaying snmp alerts outside business hours. It sometimes took 2 hours for us to be notified that a servers was down. So we took the pager back in service.

    15. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by hughk · · Score: 1

      If I miss a call, I see who called me (Missed Calls) and it gives me a name if its in my phone book. If it goes to voicemail, my provider texts me with details of the caller (only by number though as it can't match the numbers in my phone's tel book) and whether a message was left.

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    16. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by blue+l0g1c · · Score: 1

      Wow, I googled "pager watch" expecting to see some bulky archaic horror of a device, but that's pretty nifty. I have to say I think it's one of the only watch+somethingelse that doesn't look like it would make one of my arms longer.

      It would work wonders with some of the voicemail-to-text translation sites people are posting.

    17. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      Back when I was with T-Mobile (UK), they would send you a text message whenever you received a voicemail, telling you who had left it. Of course, you had to pay to phone up and find out if there was actually any content to the message, or if it was just 1 second of silence.

      I'm pretty sure I would love visual voicemail if anybody actually used (non-business) voicemail any more.

    18. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by saveyourboredom · · Score: 1

      COMPLETELY AGREE. I try and leave my phone at home as much as I can. If I'm five minutes late you get someone calling incessantly asking "where are you?" I also hate the fact that you could be anywhere doing anything yet if the phone rings you're under pressure to answer it. I usually don't but it bugs me when you're in the middle of say a conversation and the other person says "oh one sec" and answers their phone so you have to stand there and wait for them to finish like an idiot! That's just rude!

    19. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      I'd love it if the Sony Ericsson watches actually showed text messages rather than just notifying you when one had arrived. They could be really cool devices but as it is they look like a bit of a missed opportunity.

    20. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is BS. I own a cellphone and I also hate voice calls and especially voice mail. If I want, I can set my voice calls to be barely noticeable, and I can simply choose not to check my voice mail since I can just set my message to say "Voice mail will not be checked. Please send a text message or email me at..." I'm sure it's possible to turn it off entirely if you bug your provider enough. No need to hate cellphones just because you can't be disciplined with them. This way I can still make and receive voice calls when I need to.

    21. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've had SMS messages that were over a week late. This, of course, is the fault of the cellphone carriers not acknowledging the way SMS is now used by upgrading the service to reflect its customers' expectations.

    22. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by crath · · Score: 4, Informative

      Moreover, SMS messages are often *never* delivered; making SMS messaging impossible for use in an environment where the message MUST be delivered.

    23. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by machine321 · · Score: 1

      Want to borrow my Mountain Dew Extreme Network pager?

    24. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by Manuel+M · · Score: 1

      Now that's curious. I live in Spain, which is known to be well behind most European countries in matters of telecommunications; and I haven't had that problem in years. I'd be amazed to find out we have cellphone carriers that are more reliable than those in Holland or the USA.

    25. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, that's the other part. Unlike e-mail, you don't even get notified weeks later that it never made it. The funny thing is that it usually costs more money to send a text message than email. They really do need to redesign the SMS protocol to take into account both priority and receipts.

    26. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't anyone recall that answering a ringing phone is a choice, not an imperative?

    27. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by Malc · · Score: 1

      And how is that different to a normal landline? They interrupt too. They demand immediate attention too. They have voicemail too.

      What bugs me about mobile phones are all of the annoying and overly loud ring tones. I keep mine on vibrate. Too bad if I miss it. And also, how ignorant and unaware of their surroundings the phones make people. It's joyous going to Tokyo where people have decent mobile phone etiquette and one doesn't have to listen to and be interrupted by everybody's yelled banal conversations, or even have to put up with slow moving, oblivious, meandering idiots on their phones. If people walk like that on the phone, how the f**k can anybody claim they can drive safely too?

    28. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure the google phone has it. It's an obvious feature (and one we have at work for landlines). Also my provider sends a (free) text message to tell you who called.

    29. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by harshaw · · Score: 3, Informative

      Many phones give you the ability to request to be notified when the SMS is delivered. I believe this is end to end delivery, not just to the SMSC. Of course, this feature may not work across networks.

    30. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I'd be amazed to find out we have cellphone carriers that are more reliable than those in Holland or the USA.

      As an American, I would be surprised if your were NOT more reliable than ours. Especially because I live in a small town in a pretty rural area.

    31. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      This is obviously a worst case scenario, but when I was in Iraq my unit was based out of New Orleans, Louisiana. Toward the end of our deployment Hurricane Katrina struck. While quite a number of text messages did get through in a timely fashion (and one helped a soldier coordinate for the rescue of his girlfriend and their baby), we received others weeks later. I specifically recall one guy getting a hurricane related text message just as we were about to turn our phones off to fly out of country. We may have even got more, but the SIM chips on our cell phones were only good on the Iraqi cell phone system.

      Like I said, extreme circumstances, but natural disasters are exactly when you might want to get messages quickly.

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    32. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 1

      The annoying thing on my phone is that it prompts me to call my voicemail before the it prompts with to view missed calls. I'd rather the reverse, so I can see if the caller was important enough for me to check the voicemail immediately.

    33. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by dargaud · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've had SMS messages that were over a week late

      And the unacceptable part is that you still had to pay 30 cents for it.

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    34. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by PJ1216 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You don't have control over whether someone sends you a text or calls your cell phone instead. You can only page a pager. If someone knew they had a greater chance to get in touch with you immediately by calling or they could be polite and only text you, how often do you think the latter will happen in a business environment?

    35. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by spitek · · Score: 1

      55318008.. oh the day's of pagers.. 911 :)

    36. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by djtremel · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what SMS is for?

    37. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a pager, someone notified me of their desire to speak to me, I wrap up whatever I'm doing, and I call them. If it's really urgent, they put a 911 at the end and I move a little quicker. I really do miss them... I can't be the only one... right... right?!

      Almost every cell phone on the market has an option to PAGE someone. It just sends them a text message that says "Page" and the number you're supposed to call. So what was your bitch again?

      I like to concentrate - I hate how cell phones immediately "demand" to be picked up. If you don't pick up you've got to listen to some damn message - and you're sitting wondering about the content of the message until you listen to it.

      All cell phones have a volume button which controls how loud they are. You can also put custom ring-tones of your choice on them. Or silence them. Or put them in vibrate only mode.

      As for "demanding to be picked up" that clues me in to the fact you have trained yourself with a Pavlovian response to your phone ringer. YOU are the one who feels there is a "need" to pick up the phone- the phone is inanimate & couldn't care less if you answer it or not.

      The reason very few people use pagers anymore is that cell phones do pretty much everything a pager did.
      Most of the people who still use pagers are either businessmen who work for a cheapskate company that is still using legacy equipment, or drug dealers who want to remain anonymous (since cell phones can be tracked more easily).

      But again, text messaging completely replaces the need for pagers- in most cases they eliminate the need to even call the person back in the first place.

      Or in other words, get with it. It's like an old man bitching about the lack of a convenient telegraph office.

    38. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      Heck, bit-for-bit and end-to-end, it costs more to send an SMS system than to send or receive data from the Hubble Space Telescope.

      That's what I call astronomical inflation. ;-)

    39. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by vawarayer · · Score: 1

      Could it just be a question of infrastructure, and more importantly, area to cover? USA and Canada - where I live - are bigger than Europe altogether.

      No doubt every carrier don't put antennas in the middle-of-nowhere-lost-countryside.

    40. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by fuzzylollipop · · Score: 1

      just in case you didn't know, all mobile phones have a "silent" mode so you don't get interrupted, or you can just simply turn the thing off.

    41. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by vertinox · · Score: 1

      If you don't pick up you've got to listen to some damn message - and you're sitting wondering about the content of the message until you listen to it.

      You can do what I do.

      1. Don't answer the phone.
      2. Delete the message
      3. Maybe call the person back in a week if I'm curious about what they wanted.

      Really... You don't have to answer the phone.

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    42. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by carvalhao · · Score: 1

      Same feeling here! Although I'm a telecom engineer and I can see all the great things about cell phones, the reality is that they brought along what they claimed... and more. It is true that with cell phones you can get in touch with anyone in the world, but at the expense of not devoting your full attention to the people you are actually with. Same thing for work.

      What I don't understand is why de business model for pagers died... I'd surely have one to keep connected when I feel the need to disconnect my mobile...

    43. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by borizz · · Score: 1

      I'm in Holland. Normally, my SMSs always get delivered. On high-load occasions though, like New Year, the network is overloaded, and messages get delayed or even dropped. This year I got a text from a friend of mine on the first of February (don't know why it took so long, we even use the same provider) saying "Happy New Year!".

      The problem is that people generally don't know that the SMS service does not guarantee delivery. It doesn't even guarantee notice that your message was dropped. It's best-effort, but that's it.

    44. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cell: "If you don't pick up you've got to listen to some damn message - and you're sitting wondering about the content of the message until you listen to it."

      Pager: You're sitting wondering about what the person who called your pager wants to talk about until you call them back.

      What's the difference? Why is this a con for cells but a pro for pagers?

    45. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I could look down, even from a podium, and read a message while continuing whatever

      Geeze, I'm used to presentations where the audience is bored and desperate for distractions, but even the presenter? Those must have been fun times.

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    46. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by pclminion · · Score: 1

      I hate how cell phones immediately "demand" to be picked up. If you don't pick up you've got to listen to some damn message - and you're sitting wondering about the content of the message until you listen to it.

      Let me introduce the "off" button to you...

    47. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both is part of the protocol. Most phones allow you to turn on receipt receival. Most networks I've heard of try to deliver messages for up to 2 weeks, depending on the reason. Priority cannot usually be set on client side, but then again, I don't think that would be useful at all. Everybody i know would always send at HIGEST IMPORTANCE EVER anyway ;-)

    48. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Problem is, I don't want to be notified when it's delivered. I want to only be notified when it's late or doesn't get delivered. Confirmation of delivery would be good if it was properly integrated into the interface, though. So perhaps it's also the cellphone makers who share some of the blame here.

    49. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      I'll have to look into the receipt thing. Although, unless everyone supports it, it becomes pointless, a bit like e-mail receipts. I know that I can set the message retention, but that is a bit different to what I mean. I think priority is important -- you could always charge more for a high-priority message, that way doctors and people on call-out etc. could reply on cellphones instead of pagers.

    50. Re:I've got to say, I agree with this post by paddad21 · · Score: 1

      Looks like there are still a few out there for sale http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/jwl/880442127.html

  3. Slide rules by quarrel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why, the same place all the slide rules went, of course.

    --Q

    1. Re:Slide rules by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I still have a pair of my good slide rules. One I use, one I have saved for any grandchildren. They don't need batteries, and they're very handy for teaching engineers that the last few digits of their calculator produced numbers are often a bold-faced lie compared to the real world. But they have gotten tough to get.

    2. Re:Slide rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what became of my circular slide rule.

      *cries*

    3. Re:Slide rules by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      There are some categories of calculations, where you are aware of all kinds of intermediate values, derivatives, etc., by virtue of the fact of that you are computing on a slide rule. Often, a result would have other related results right there on the ruler. Translating the same computations to a calculator tends to lose some of this insight. I don't know how useful that is, but I am aware of it. I also believe it's a little more difficult to teach logarithms (and applications of logs) because, now that slide rules are out of the picture, there is one less real-world thing where logs are used. I say the same about ratios, exponential notation, and awareness of accuracy and precision.

      That said, I haven't taken either of my slide rules out of the case in 12 years. And that time was to show someone how we once used LL rules to do exponentiation even after we had electronic calculators. It's not that I miss the "good old days", it's that some mathematical awareness whose constant reinforcement we once took for granted, must now be bestowed artificially.

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    4. Re:Slide rules by JustOK · · Score: 3, Funny

      its a round somewheres

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    5. Re:Slide rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they have gotten tough to get.

      Right. I still have my last high school slide rule, as well as a six-inch one and a five-inch circular slide rule.

      My most recent two I picked up in -- yes -- an antique store.

      Speaking of antiques, it's sad how many people think it means anything old, or just out of date.

      In fact, a true antique is something made before the industrial revolution. Traditionally an antique meant an item produced before 1840 and made by hand. http://www.antiquehome.com/glossary.asp

    6. Re:Slide rules by ZG-Rules · · Score: 1

      Ebay? That's where I bought one last month.

    7. Re:Slide rules by bgray54 · · Score: 1

      Slide rule? Is that like some baseball term?

    8. Re:Slide rules by cawpin · · Score: 1

      1. Numbers never lie.
      2. You can get a slide rule very easily by shopping online.

    9. Re:Slide rules by charlieo88 · · Score: 1

      "Seriously, sir. 'No silicon heaven'? Where would all of the calculators go?" --Kryten

    10. Re:Slide rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OH MY GOD where did all the slide rules go!?

    11. Re:Slide rules by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      1. Bwa-ha-ha! You've never actually studied statistics, I take it, or gone digging through a sales presentation to see what the real specifications of a system are under normal use? 2. There, you have a point. But it's hard to judge a slide rule from a web site. It's like judging a computer from the ads in magazines: it's very helpful to lay your hands on it and see its physical action and its scales. The last time I ordered one, it turned out to be awful. (It was a gift for a teenager learning logarithms: I was actually embarassed at it, and instead gave him my old circular one.)

  4. Re:The 80s called by joocemann · · Score: 2, Insightful

    lmfao.

    my hokey pokey town had pagers in the early 2000s.. kinda hilarious.

    i dunno wtf you need a pager for if you have a cell phone. Get a nice cell that does all the bells and whistles YOU desire and you're gtg.

  5. Hospitals. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Check with your local Hospital geek. Doctors, nurses, social workers, pretty much everyone in a hospital still has one. They are starting to introduce a "cellular phone" into hospitals known by the local docs as a "banana phone" due to its yellow color that indicates its a special super-duper-won't-interfere-with-life-support-machines-phone as opposed to the iKill. But only the most important doctors have them right now, due to the advanced complexity of their magic.

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    1. Re:Hospitals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a bananaphone, and all I needed was a phone that can play mp3 ringtones...

      http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone

    2. Re:Hospitals. by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Oh, my. I'd laugh the thermometer out of my mouth if I heard that in a hospital: I remember that children's song about 'Bananaphone'.

    3. Re:Hospitals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should see the looks I get when I pull out *my* bananaphone...

    4. Re:Hospitals. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      I was not aware of that song , before posting. but here's a better version of the song.

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    5. Re:Hospitals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with this, hospitals in Australia still use them too. Even students/interns/residents get pagers.

      P.S. if you kill someone with an iKiller they will haunt your phone and totally call you when you're on the can.

    6. Re:Hospitals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the hospitals I've been in have started going to WiFi phones. They're great, except they drop the call whenever it loses its AP connection.

      dom

    7. Re:Hospitals. by GoodNicksAreTaken · · Score: 1

      I worked as a geek for a hospital a few years ago. We had a TAP server and Motorola pagers. The vibrate on them was super powerful. On breaks we'd line them up on a table and send a department page and race them. With the cost of cell phones and SMS messaging what it is now they've been replaced. All of the features you couldn't get at the time such as the ability to convert a network alert email in to a alphanumeric page or send a page from a web interface can all be done through SMS. The hospital I'm told now issues blackberries to everyone and the pager provider has gone back to just providing trunked radio service for the city and small businesses.

    8. Re:Hospitals. by QuincyFree · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had not realized that I've never actually had to call someone's pager before until my wife went into labor at three in the morning and I had to call the ob-gyn. The pager rang once and then beep! Silence. I'm confused, rattled, sleep deprived; I leave a message (words that will never find human ears) and phone the hospital. Get the switchboard operator to track the guy down.

      While my wife's in labor, the ob-gyn actually has the whatsit to pull me aside and spend a solid fifteen minutes showing me how to work a pager. :-/

      Incidentally, most of the physicians I work with have iPhones.

    9. Re:Hospitals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a good thing they never lose signal and the batteries never die. Now if only that damned answering service would remember to page!

    10. Re:Hospitals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd think it would be colored BLUE for CODE BLUE!. And since
      Apple makes transparent plastic, the whole device would be flashing
      in the color of BLUE which says get your butt moving.....

    11. Re:Hospitals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, staff for our hospitals (including IT) still have pagers, I've worn one for 10 years. The main difference today is we also get a blackberry for email and calling people back.

    12. Re:Hospitals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a children's song about bananaphone?

      I thought that was an internet meme.

    13. Re:Hospitals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at an answering service for several area hospitals and a lot of our docs are abandoning pagers for cell phones. Primary reason being they tire of carrying multiple devices.

      Funny, because we just upgraded a major chunk of the paging system last year. Now most everything goes through email.

    14. Re:Hospitals. by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Check with your local Hospital geek. Doctors, nurses, social workers, pretty much everyone in a hospital still has one. They are starting to introduce a "cellular phone" into hospitals known by the local docs as a "banana phone"

      GAH! Now I've got it stuck in my head again. Thanks a fucking lot, you!

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    15. Re:Hospitals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cannot follow your story. If you paged the doctor, why was he showing you how to work a pager? And how do you know that it rang only once?

    16. Re:Hospitals. by Monkeyfobia · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hello from the random Hospital geek!

      We actually have a mix of pagers, IP phones and Blackberries, as we cant buy new pagers anymore. In a hospital context the internal paging system is useless as you can only page someone an internal phone number (which is no good as theres no way of prioritising the message.) Where as the mobile phones of the crash team all ring with the location when a crash is called, and non urgent stuff is handled by emails/the IP phones (some of which are wireless.)

      Most modern hospital gear is very well shielded against interference, and anyway the PETRA radios carried by paramedics are more likely to cause damage, so our hospitals rule is its fine, as long as you move away from any equipment to answer calls.

    17. Re:Hospitals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hospital IT guy here--we use pagers and text pagers still because we can't get phone service to lots of core building areas and we built out an antenna system for it years ago. They provide a single, reliable method for immediate one way notifications (and hopefully a call-back).

      We use Verizon as our carrier, but the current pagers are not the same as the old ones we had a decade ago. Their ring tones vary in value, but they no longer beep forever. It's the initial tone then a short beep every min for 30 minutes. It is still easy to miss a page if you don't get it the first time.

      We have a lot of docs and staff that would like to get rid of the pagers. It would be more convenient to put use SMS or on the BlackBerries, as everyone is carrying a pager and cell phone (sometimes 2-3 of each). The biggest hold back is that SMS can't guarantee delivery times--a rather critical problem for us.

      I'll not comment about the mystery of cellular interference and our secret internal rules. ;-) The real threats are commercial radios (big walkie-talkies). Ever see a doc without a cell phone on? Our "banana" style phones are simply ones that use a frequency matching the antenna system we installed so they don't drop out while in the building.

      Give up on the pager, buy a better cell phone, or find a way to use it better. We still have them, and we really want to get rid of them. Or stop being such a heavy sleeper. I use my BB is plenty loud, I even use it as an alarm clock in the mornings now.

    18. Re:Hospitals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a physician.

      In the five hospitals I've worked in in the last 3 years, I have yet to see one where the hospital staff was not allowed to use home cell phones in the ICU setting.

      If interference is a serious issue, it's not that serious, apparently. At the places I go now, at least a few nurses and techs have iphones and use them in the units.

    19. Re:Hospitals. by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      Oh BS on the killer phones. 2 of my aunts, one of my uncles, and a cousin are all nurses at local hospitals and they ALL have cell phones they use at work. All but my cousin have used them for years. He, 27 year old, but somehow a luddite, finally turned in his pager and got a cellphone this past year.

      My aunt, head of the ICU, wants an iPhone because many of her coworkers use it to gain access to various resource texts and databases. My other aunt, senior nurse at the emergency room, has her phone with her everywhere.

      The reason why so many people in the medical profession still have pagers is not because of any life-threatening aspect of cell phones. It's because the hospitals have service contracts to provide the pagers, and they don't want to pay more for phones.

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    20. Re:Hospitals. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      And people die everyday at those hospitals that have non banana phone cells. Coincidence? I think not.

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    21. Re:Hospitals. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Interesting. All of my info is second hand. It might just be a particular frequency that's problematic with a certain range of devices. And the banana phones might simply be restricted to work on a harmless frequency.

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    22. Re:Hospitals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does Raffi personally sing the ringtone for this... ahem... Banana Phone?

    23. Re:Hospitals. by s1rk3ls · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, Hospitals are probably the biggest customer of paging companies. Most hospitals have in-house repeaters for better coverage than a cellphone. Especially in the underground morgue in the basement.

      You are also likely to have better coverage in and around larger cities ensuring you receive the page (a must for medical professionals) and some technologies will resend pages if the device does not confirm receipt.

      Check out http://www.usamobility.com/

      As for "banana" phones... (please, don't start singing that damned song!) it depends on the facility I guess. Once the infrastructure is in place in a hospital, it's about as expensive as a high-end PBX desk phone so restricting it to a few important doctors just isn't required.

      I work at a Hospital that uses "spectralink" phones - also called banana phones or bat phones depending on the yellow or black case it's in. They are a strictly in-house addition to the PBX system (you may be able to get a signal up to a few hundred feet outside the building, but that's it) and do not interfere with life support systems, wifi, etc.

      I doubt any doctors actually have their own, it's mostly administration, management and other key people around the facility. Most departments will have a few "spares" which are rotated around with the staff... So you can always reach the in-house anesthesiologist on call by dialing a given number - but it could be any one of several people who answer depending on who's working that day.

      If you need a specific doctor, you just page them.

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    24. Re:Hospitals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do they *Really* interfere with medical equipment though? I have been on cardiac ICU floors in various floors where its stated not to use cell phones but this is *never* enforced.

    25. Re:Hospitals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but is it interactivodular?

    26. Re:Hospitals. by QuincyFree · · Score: 1

      I cannot follow your story. If you paged the doctor, why was he showing you how to work a pager? And how do you know that it rang only once?

      Sorry, wasn't being very clear. What I heard upon phoning the pager number was a ring followed by a beep. There was no indication (such as, say, a recorded message) that I was supposed to enter a phone number (followed by the hash sign).

      Not a particularly interesting story, perhaps, but on topic and true :-)

    27. Re:Hospitals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So then why was he showing you how to work a pager? (yes, apparently I was a lawyer in another life.)

    28. Re:Hospitals. by QuincyFree · · Score: 1

      So then why was he showing you how to work a pager? (yes, apparently I was a lawyer in another life.)

      That's okay, I'm accustomed to OCD-levels of indignant demands for detail --- I work in scientific programming. :-)

      He was demonstrating how a pager worked (by phoning his own pager with my cell phone, entering the phone number after the beep, etc.), presumably so that the next time he wandered away for a few hours I could leave angry digits on his pager display.

      As to why, I wish I knew. Personally, I would have rather spent those fifteen minutes back in the room with my wife to help with her pelvis-shattering contractions. It would have been nice if the doctor could also. :-P

    29. Re:Hospitals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true. We all use cell phones, Blackberrys, iPhones. Banana phones? Never heard of it.
      Your local hospital geek

    30. Re:Hospitals. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      That's what they call them at the local hospitals. Maybe an inside joke of some sort. But in its essence it was an actually cellular phone rather than an actual magical banana endowed picked off a tree.

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  6. Ted Kaczynski paged by caitsith01 · · Score: 5, Funny

    He wants his manifesto back.

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    1. Re:Ted Kaczynski paged by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      He wants his manifesto back.

      I don't think he'd use a pager, tended to prefer the mail. My advise, stamp it "return to sender."

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    2. Re:Ted Kaczynski paged by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      I don't think he'd use a pager, tended to prefer the mail. My advise, stamp it "return to sender."

      My advice: Don't stamp ANYTHING from Ted Kaczynski!

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  7. Why don't you get a second cellphone? by neurosis101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why don't you get another cellphone? Look at online reviews to find one with a more intense vibration, and if you want, you can set the notification tone to be something longer than a beep.

    Of course since is /., I can alternatively be super obnoxious and say get the OpenMoko phone and then you can program it to behave however you want on the reception of a text message.

    1. Re:Why don't you get a second cellphone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because this is slashdot, he should build a robot which can receive and parse incoming messages and wake him up if the message is important. The robot should be designed to make coffee and pancakes as well, why not? Building a robot shouldn't take long, and it'll be a lot cooler to have your own robot than some silly pager. Build a robot to do it!

    2. Re:Why don't you get a second cellphone? by JJman · · Score: 1

      I'm going to go ahead and be not super obnoxious and recommend the Neo anyway. The software's only growing and it's a solid hardware platform.

    3. Re:Why don't you get a second cellphone? by fyoder · · Score: 1

      Look at online reviews to find one with a more intense vibration

      Or get a hardware geek to "pimp your phone" to give it a beefier vibrate.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbfba70lf4U

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    4. Re:Why don't you get a second cellphone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because this is Slashdot, I say, build a Beowulf cluster in Soviet Russia to solve the problem!

    5. Re:Why don't you get a second cellphone? by ethicalBob · · Score: 1

      But make sure the pager is running on Ubuntu... (b/c this is slashdot...):-)

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    6. Re:Why don't you get a second cellphone? by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      Or, depending on the Blackberry, you can just set it to play an MP3 at max volume that might actually wake you up. I use my Curve as an alarm clock and have it set to an MP3 that starts with the singer screaming (it sounds like she's going to rip her throat out).

      Of course, the human mind is a wonderful thing, and if you hear anything enough times your brain will filter it out and you won't wake up anyway. Or maybe that's just me.

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    7. Re:Why don't you get a second cellphone? by HalfOfOne · · Score: 1

      Meh, robot. I have incorporated millions of tiny nanomachines into a small 3G-enabled patch on the back of my hand. When people need to get ahold of me, special neural impulses are sent down my arm that jolts me awake in searing pain. My wife has now gotten used to me screaming bloody murder in the middle of the night and now just pushes me off the bed and onto the floor to assist in the response process. The nanomachines also make coffee, albeit very small cups. Well, I mean they will. The technology is still 10 years out. Seriously.

    8. Re:Why don't you get a second cellphone? by niko9 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because this is slashdot, he should build a robot which can receive and parse incoming messages and wake him up if the message is important. The robot should be designed to make coffee and pancakes as well, why not? Building a robot shouldn't take long, and it'll be a lot cooler to have your own robot than some silly pager.
      Build a robot to do it!

      In reading this post very quicly,my brain accidentally parsed ... and hump him if the message is important.

      Now *that* would be a really impressive Slashdot robot, much less one you could not ignore in the middle of the night.

    9. Re:Why don't you get a second cellphone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got one of those for 3000$, I call her the 'iWife'.

    10. Re:Why don't you get a second cellphone? by MainframeKiller · · Score: 1

      Grant, go back to the shop and keep on busting myths instead of posting on /.

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    11. Re:Why don't you get a second cellphone? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Or get a hardware geek to "pimp your phone" to give it a beefier vibrate.

      Or combine it with a Hitachi Magic Wand?

      I'd warn him his girlfriend might steal it, but this is slashdot...

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    12. Re:Why don't you get a second cellphone? by RockWolf · · Score: 1

      In reading this post very quicly,my brain accidentally parsed ... and hump him if the message is important.

      I am intrigued by your post, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  8. Software problem by sodul · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It looks like the 'features' you are missing can be solved by software. Now that Google has opened the door for truly customizable phones you could write an app that would ring really loudly until you acknowledge the page/sms/email based on filtering rules.

    If you really want an actual pager, just try a popular search engine, you'll find plenty of stores that sell them.

    1. Re:Software problem by Speed+Pour · · Score: 1

      Just to add to this, there's a couple of apps for windows mobile that repeatedly make alerts for unread text messages. This nearly duplicates the functionality of a pager (for all intents and purposes).

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    2. Re:Software problem by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      If you really want an actual pager, just try a popular search engine, you'll find plenty of stores that sell them.

      Oh come on, that's not fair. You can't just give the obvious answer that any Joe Sixpack would think of first as the answer to an Ask Slashdot question. That's not the point!

    3. Re:Software problem by grammaticus · · Score: 1

      Is it really software? I thought that things like ringer volume/vibration-ness were determined by the hardware...

  9. ask Izzie and Lexopedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pagers are found with all interns, residents and attending surgeons in Seattle Grace Hospital.

  10. As a doctor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Myself and some co-workers spent quite a while recently researching this; except for a few people in our group, we agreed that the best substitute for a pager was to have a large-breasted secretary in a nurse-like outfit mind our phones and repeatedly slap our face with their titties if we got a page - sort of like motorboating, but with them doing all the work.

    1. Re:As a doctor... by kat_skan · · Score: 1

      Oh my. You guys were either using your pagers wrong, or very, very wrong.






      ...You hiring?

    2. Re:As a doctor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooh ooh, and did you agree to work in a travel agent's office as well where people would come to you and talk about annoyances on their past trips to other countries?

  11. Pagers? I havn't seen those...er, ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pagers appear to have been one of those things that America went for with great gusto but Europe and Asia moved passed pretty quickly as cell phones became cheaper and more accessable. Outside of the movies I haven't seen an actual, real, pager. Ever. Pagers are basically SMS capable mobile phones but crappier. It's push-only for crying out loud! You may as well have a steam engine strapped to your back.

    tl;dr: I can't believe this is even an Ask Slashdot. Seriously, this is such a "Dur" question I'm ashamed to be associated with it in case I catch the stupid.

    1. Re:Pagers? I havn't seen those...er, ever by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 5, Funny

      in case I catch the stupid

      Too late.

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  12. Seen maybe 4 in the past few years. by FauxReal · · Score: 1

    I just saw a janitor with a pager on at work the other day and my brain went "woah a pager!". I've seen a few other people wearing them but it's pretty rare. I wonder if there's some business trade show where they're being advertised.

  13. Re:The 80s called by jaygridley · · Score: 1

    Thats funny.. I still have one. And it talks!

  14. Try YouMail... by wernst · · Score: 1, Troll
    I know how you feel (I hate having to drop everything and listen to a message - especially when the freaking message is nothing more than "Call me"), and I hate to sound like a commercial but...

    Youmail has made voicemail and my cell phone a lot more livable. It takes over for the voicemail functions of your provider and records the incoming message. It optionally sends you a text message with the details of the call (phone number, duration, message left or not) and optionally texts or emails you a transcription of the message. The free version uses what is at times a comical transcription, but it is still normally enough to figure out what your caller was trying to tell you (and sometimes it is spot-on), and the texts and emails are free too. The $7 a month version uses a more accurate transcription method.

    It also emails you an MP3 of the message. Of course, you can also call them up and listen to your messages, or go to the website and listen to them online rather like visual voicemail. It makes voicemail almost as good as a pager in a lot of ways. ;-)

    1. Re:Try YouMail... by Hadlock · · Score: 5, Interesting

      My voicemail goes something like this:

      You have reached Hadlock. If you need to leave a message, please hang up and send me a text message or email. Thank you." I've never checked my voicemail. If it's a personal call, they'll text message me. If it's business, they have my email address. Since it's a personal phone line it's mostly text messages.

      Voicemail is just a gimmick to get you to use more minutes than you really should, at no expense to the carrier since they don't actually have to connect the call to anyone. It's 100% profit.

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    2. Re:Try YouMail... by TheEldest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're right. Because most carriers don't charge you to listen to your voicemail, and being able to have messages left when your phone is turned off is a stupid feature anyway.

    3. Re:Try YouMail... by Zadaz · · Score: 1

      You do realize that checking voice mail is entirely voluntary, don't you? As is answering the phone. In fact powering the phone is also voluntary. Just like a land line, except it has many more features that are are your disposal. (Not the other way around.)

      Or do you just like making things more difficult than they need to be because it gets you attention?

    4. Re:Try YouMail... by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      What carriers don't charge you to listen to your voicemail? Also when do you physically turn off your personal phone for more than 24 hours? T mobile delivers my text messages as long as I'm in service range in 24 hours.

      the only time I've been out of cell phone range for more than 6 hours was during an offshore sailboat race where we were 8 miles off the coast at one point. Once we were within 4 mile reception kicked back in no problem. The phone is always on and barring that everyone knows my email is myname@gmail.com if they HAVE to reach me. I came to realize that most voicemail is pretty useless and ends with the words "call me back". When you call them back they repeat everything in the voicemail - so why bother listening to it the first time?

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    5. Re:Try YouMail... by RustinHWright · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And ya know what? People just don't listen. Especially the annoying lusers who you are most likely to have trying to reach you at the worst time. Once they know that you have a cell, they demand the number. Then the firm gives it to them. Then they call you all the goddamn time whether they've been told not to or not. And since the calls are routed through a pbx, there's no way to tell from the caller id if it's some annoying luser or somebody you should actually talk to until you answer the call and then it's too late.

      A pager provides a narrow bandwidth channel for people to send only a small, simple message. Enough for genuine problems, not enough to waste anywhere near as much time. Cells don't even come close to doing that.

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    6. Re:Try YouMail... by mikesd81 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you'd rather pay for the text message? Some of the companies charge $0.10 a message. That adds up after a month. Plus the $0.10 to send it. You're an expensive friend to get in touch with.

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    7. Re:Try YouMail... by LRayZor · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it's also habit forming. Ring Ring, answer the phone. Beep Beep, read the text message. Pavlov's Dog, anyone?

    8. Re:Try YouMail... by happylight · · Score: 4, Informative
    9. Re:Try YouMail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait... do you PAY to RECEIVE text messages? Soon you'll tell us you charge for incoming calls as well. Oh... you live in the US. I'm truly sorry.

    10. Re:Try YouMail... by rav0 · · Score: 1

      So, T-Mobile sucks with SMS delivery, but it doesn't matter because your phone never breaks and you stay in coverage 24-7?

    11. Re:Try YouMail... by Zencyde · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you; but, voice mail is quite reminiscent of answering machines. Wouldn't you think? And last I checked, those were very useful devices.

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    12. Re:Try YouMail... by Jane_Dozey · · Score: 1

      Over here we don't pay to receive text messages and if you're leaving voicemail, quite often you get charged ~10p anyway as you're getting connected to the answering machine. I don't like having to pay to pick up my messages (which I do). It's cheaper all round if someone just texts me in the first place.

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    13. Re:Try YouMail... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Some operators charge you to listen to the voicemail...
      You often can't tell who the voicemail is from until you've started listening to it, and even more infuritating is that some of the more unscrupulous operators force you to listen to a message for a certain length of time before you delete it (if you press delete too soon it plays a prerecorded message telling you to wait, then carries on with the message)...

      I want to see who the voicemail is from before i listen to it (the iphone lets me do this) delete it without listening (iphone does this too) and i want to be able to automatically reject calls with a blocked number by playing them a message saying i dont accept blocked calls - cant do this on a mobile yet...

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    14. Re:Try YouMail... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      And for sending nearly all plans include more messages free than the average user will use anyway (excluding teenagers, although there are 5000 free texts/month and more plans for them).

    15. Re:Try YouMail... by Swizec · · Score: 3, Funny

      I pay 0.00euro to send SMS. I even pay 0.00euro to receive SMS. Hell, I even pay 0.00euro to call somebody.

      Then again, those prices were in euro and not dollars for a reason.

    16. Re:Try YouMail... by hab136 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Voicemail is just a gimmick to get you to use more minutes than you really should, at no expense to the carrier since they don't actually have to connect the call to anyone. It's 100% profit.

      Most carriers have free calls to voicemail and customer service.

    17. Re:Try YouMail... by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      I like to feel I'm worth a little more than 10 cents - you insensitive clod!

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    18. Re:Try YouMail... by morie · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Many do. Maybe not in the US (could be, you seem to know), but in many other countries where there is no such thing as "IN" calls, you just pay the call.

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    19. Re:Try YouMail... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Routing through a pbx does not necessarily strip the caller id... Companies should configure their phone switches to stamp their main inbound number on the callerid so that you know who's calling you.

      My landline phone will play a recorded message saying it does not accept calls with blocked callerid, but i can't find a way to make my cellphone do this... Once i have such a facility on my sell i'll be set.

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    20. Re:Try YouMail... by Hooded+One · · Score: 1

      Nope, when you call your own number to get to your voicemail, all that happens is that the call gets forwarded to the "real" voicemail number, kicking you out of mobile-to-mobile land.

    21. Re:Try YouMail... by TheP4st · · Score: 5, Informative

      We might have the same system in Europe soon. So if you are from the EU, don't gloat too much.
      http://www.eubusiness.com/news-eu/1213633044.87

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    22. Re:Try YouMail... by peragrin · · Score: 1

      not only do we pay to recieve text, the price is now $.20 a message. it went up when no one was looking.

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    23. Re:Try YouMail... by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2

      Eh ? You pay to receive text messages ? What kind of network is that, do you have to pay to send them as well ?

    24. Re:Try YouMail... by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      I have AT&T and I get charged for voice mail messages from the contact list.
      I have a GoPhone and if I haven't used my phone for the day, I also get charged $1 in addition to minutes.

      My message is that I do not monitor my voice mail but I check it once a month because I usually get some funny wrong numbers.
      I call my mobile number from my home phone where it is free to check.

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    25. Re:Try YouMail... by meyekul · · Score: 1

      Pay phone calls used to cost 10 cents too... last I checked, I think its up to 50c now, AND you have to be tethered to a wall at some predetermined location to use it. Think how much that would be worth if you could carry it around and do it anywhere...

    26. Re:Try YouMail... by eht · · Score: 1

      Tracfone sure as hell charges you minutes to listen to voicemail as there is no "In" calling.

    27. Re:Try YouMail... by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

      What carriers don't charge you to listen to your voicemail?

      Sprint, for one. Except on the gut-rate, rock-bottom, you-cheap-bastard plans, they don't charge for any in-network calls, and voicemail is an in-network call.

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    28. Re:Try YouMail... by methuselah · · Score: 0

      yeah,
        but I have this thing called a land line. That pretty much works the same way. Except for 20$ more a month they include 1mB of dedicated bandwidth. Ive never seen a use for a $ell phone. Oh, but I am told in europe they got no infrastructure so I guess flat rate $ell phones are some kind of compensation...

    29. Re:Try YouMail... by yttrstein · · Score: 1

      Actually in many cases, you do too--at least with Virgin and Deutsche Telekom. And to be fair and balanced, as they say, about it, the number of commas in this sentence be damned, people in the US are not generally paying by the megabyte for broadband connections. Ah, you don't live in the US. I'm truly sorry.

    30. Re:Try YouMail... by yttrstein · · Score: 1

      It's not funny if you have to explain it.

    31. Re:Try YouMail... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      And... to make matters worse, if I text my wife, I pay $0.20 to send the message and then $0.20 for her to receive it. While on a trip recently, I sent her some photos of the grounds I was staying at (The Inn at Middleton Place, beautiful place right outside of Charleston, SC) and of me in my Tux and costume (it was a wedding with a costume reception following). I paid $0.25 to send each of the photos to her and $0.25 for her to receive each one. The four I sent will show up on our monthly bill as $2. For that price, I could have gotten 10 photos printed from WinkFlash.com, shipped to me, and still had money to spare.

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    32. Re:Try YouMail... by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Mobile broadband? Neither are we any more. I pay 12 UK pounds a month (IIRC, may have been 8) for a 3GB wireless 3G cap.

      Wired broadband? We work the same way as the US but actually have competition and a wide choice of providers with different price plans and usage policies. I have (genuinely) unlimited ADSL2+ for about $30 a month.

    33. Re:Try YouMail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure what company, and or country, is doing you but I don't get charged, use minutes, or do anything else that might imply the "100% profit" statement your making, then again I don't have a pay as you go cell phone either.

    34. Re:Try YouMail... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I love my symbian phone... If someone calls me I simply press hang up and it will SMS them instantly saying... " Had to ignore you, I;m in a meeting I'll call back as soon as I can."

      Works GREAT. too bad the iphone and WM6 phones cant do this really nifty feature.

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    35. Re:Try YouMail... by SQLGuru · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you send them frequently, you should consider an unlimited plan. I pay $30/month for unlimited messaging with an AT&T family plan. This includes text, mms, and IM (we don't really do much besides text) Here's how my messaging broke down last month:

      My wife - 389
      My 17yo - 1958
      My 15yo - 11039
      My 10yo - 40
      Me - 163

      13,589 text messages for $30. Less than 1/4 of a cent per message. I'm sure some of those were counted twice, but at that price, I don't really care. That isn't even the highest I've seen. The 15yo has had over 20000 by herself in one month.

      Layne

    36. Re:Try YouMail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Providers in Canada charge for voicemail. Exhorbitantly (though that is old news). Rogers Wireless charges $7.00 per month for voicemail.

    37. Re:Try YouMail... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      That trip was the most picture messaging that I've done in some time. Most months, we don't send any text/picture messages at all. With Verizon, we would have to pay $5 extra per month per phone for unlimited text/picture messaging. That is $120 per year that could be better spent elsewhere.

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    38. Re:Try YouMail... by Filopopulus · · Score: 1

      The link seems to be broken now. Do you have another link or relevant web search?

    39. Re:Try YouMail... by dargaud · · Score: 1

      The day they charge for incoming SMS and calls here in Europe is the day I throw my phone through their window. The abuse from spammers (sorry, marketing calls) in the US is beyond words... and you pay for that too ?!?

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    40. Re:Try YouMail... by pizzutz · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure at this point in the US economy 0.00euro costs about $0.15 anyway, so I think we are paying the same price for text messages at least.

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    41. Re:Try YouMail... by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      The difference is that you sent those messages from your phone to her phone, in real time. If you would have taken the pictures with a camera, they would not have gotten to her for hours, if not days, and probably not until you were already home. You paid for convinces. BTW, for $5-$10 a month you can get unlimited with most carriers in the US.

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    42. Re:Try YouMail... by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      I've got free text messaging on my $60/mo plan, along with unlimited data (email). Most of my friends do too, or have the 500+ text message plans.

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    43. Re:Try YouMail... by suggsjc · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Your 15 year old sounds like one of my wife's co-workers. Check out the math.

      1 Month (30 * 24 * 60) = 43200 minutes.
      20,000 text averages out to 1 text every 2.16 minutes.
      If you take away eight hours out of the day for sleep/activities where they could not text then it translates into 1 text every minute and 26 seconds!

      They wonder why kids now have such short attention spans, I'm guessing that it might have to do with the fact that they have to stop what they are doing (on average) every minute or so to send a text. Anyway, I'm sure we all as kids did something that previous generations though was absurd, so I'm not criticizing. I just think its interesting to see what "those crazy kids" do, and it makes you wonder what will be the next latest and greatest thing...

      FWIW I'm 26 and hate to text. I do however use them occasionally, but I still prefer to call or email.

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    44. Re:Try YouMail... by TheP4st · · Score: 1
      Link works fine for me. But here you have another source. http://www.reuters.com/article/rbssTechMediaTelecomNews/idUSLR55166120081027

      "Vodafone and others say slashing fees would make handsets costly for poorer customers and may result in people having to pay for receiving as well as making calls."

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    45. Re:Try YouMail... by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      I assume that number includes both incoming and outgoing. I have asked why she text's so much and it's basically that she can carry on multiple conversations at once and deal with distractions (such as parents) without breaking conversation. So really, she's sending two or three out one minute, and receving two or three the next minute with lulls every once in a while. They basically use text messaging as an IM client without being locked in to a particular service (AOL, MSN, Yahoo, etc.).

      Layne

    46. Re:Try YouMail... by qoncept · · Score: 1

      Wait.. did you just insult someone's cell phone service? I think that is truly the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. Worse than anyone who as called someone else a "newb." Worse than any nerdly blow to Microsoft.

      What's actually funny is that it seems the people who are the most "in to" cell phones -- by nature, social devices -- are usually the most socially inept. I pay $0 every month to send and receive text messages, because I'm using a phone.

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    47. Re:Try YouMail... by LazyBoot · · Score: 1

      wow... here in norway we only pay the equivalent of about $0.07 to send an sms, and we don't pay at all to receive...

    48. Re:Try YouMail... by spitek · · Score: 1

      Umm.. I preferred the unlimited plans. Than there is no worries, just like a house phone. Only you scream at it more often when the internet is slow.

    49. Re:Try YouMail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait... do you PAY to RECEIVE text messages? Soon you'll tell us you charge for incoming calls as well. Oh... you live in the US. I'm truly sorry.

      There is an advantage to paying for incoming calls and text messages. It's used as a basis for the argument that it must be illegal for you to send me unsolicited messages of any kind on my cell phone. No spam? I'll pay.

    50. Re:Try YouMail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah crazy Americans, paying to receive a call! What will they come up with next?

    51. Re:Try YouMail... by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      From having worked selling them, I can vouch for Sprint, Verizon, and Cingular/AT&T.

    52. Re:Try YouMail... by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      Note: This was about 1 1/2 year ago, so this may have changed, AT&T-wise.

    53. Re:Try YouMail... by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      Tracfone almost certainly has to, because they buy their time second-hand from the other CDMA (they may have GSM phones as well, I've only dealt with their CDMA phones) providers. I doubt they're getting those minutes for free.

      I think service calls (adding money, checking balance, etc.) are still free, as are 911 calls (which have to be, for legal reasons).

      Most pay-as-you-go services work this way, with the possible exception of Verizon's. It's part of the price of pay-as-you-go.

    54. Re:Try YouMail... by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      I believe that it's actually dealt with as a service call. It's certainly not a mobile-to-mobile ;-)

    55. Re:Try YouMail... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it really sucks for me that I can drop my land-line and people don't need to hesitate to call me because it cost's some absurd amount (based on calling card rate differences to France, I am guessing 7 cents/minute). I mean why would I want to have my only number work like everyone else's number?

      For my $55/month I had 1500 minutes talk time, 400 texts, and lame internet (enough to get email). With the savings of not having a home phone I am not paying much at all, it comes with me, and people calling me don't pay extra.

      I could up the texts for very little if I chose too, and the minutes too. I have not seen a price anything approaching this in Europe, even when incoming calls are "free" to receive.

      I do admit, that I had to pay this price for a year in a contract, in exchange for not paying for the phone. So maybe I payed too much.

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    56. Re:Try YouMail... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Who wants to actually HEAR the person they are communicating with these days? In today's progressive society, we seek to go backwards with our technology. Soon enough, I'll stop texting and revert to Morse-Code/Smoke Signals to all my friends!

    57. Re:Try YouMail... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      What carriers don't charge you to listen to your voicemail?

      Well I have no idea if mine charges, but then again, I have about a billion roll-over minutes, since I never come anywhere near my limit. Besides, how many "minutes" do you burn through listening to voice mail anyways? Probably only a fraction of the minutes you get with your plan.

      Also when do you physically turn off your personal phone for more than 24 hours? T mobile delivers my text messages as long as I'm in service range in 24 hours.

      My voice mail delivers just like a text message. A little notice pops up saying "you have voicemail", or "you have a new text message". Is there really any difference?

    58. Re:Try YouMail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Voicemail is FREE with most carriers in the US.

      Besides, I doubt it was a conspiracy.
      Voicemail and answering machines were popular long before cellphones

    59. Re:Try YouMail... by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      A sort of in-network plan or something might be better for you then, if both you and your wife are on the same provider.

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    60. Re:Try YouMail... by jollygreengiantlikes · · Score: 1

      This used to be the case (for Verizon) in Minnesota, but as of 4 or 5 years ago, they closed the loophole.

    61. Re:Try YouMail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No cell phone provider charges you to call your own voicemail. How is there any profit ? isnt 100% of zero still zero ?

    62. Re:Try YouMail... by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Rogers (in Canada) charges you airtime minutes when a message is left and again when you listen to it (regardless of whether you call from a landline or from the cell)

      If a call hits the voicemail system (i.e. no left message, you still get docked 1 airtime minute)
      Minor, but it's pretty fucking annoying.

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    63. Re:Try YouMail... by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Some operators over here in Australia (e.g. Virgin) do the opposite.

      Free calls and txts to anyone else on the network.
      You can go absolutely nuts with them and they wont charge you a cent for those calls/txts.

    64. Re:Try YouMail... by freemywrld · · Score: 1

      My landline phone will play a recorded message saying it does not accept calls with blocked callerid, but i can't find a way to make my cellphone do this... Once i have such a facility on my sell i'll be set.

      Actually, since this thread started out regarding YouMail, I'll mention that their service actually allows you to configure such a message for blocked or unavailable caller IDs. I use this service (after a recommendation from /. funny enough) and have been very happy with it.

    65. Re:Try YouMail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many do. Maybe not in the US (could be, you seem to know), but in many other countries where there is no such thing as "IN" calls, you just pay the call.

      Shure... those countries pay (expensive) to allow US cheap phone ... that the way it is

    66. Re:Try YouMail... by againjj · · Score: 1

      Voicemail is just a gimmick to get you to use more minutes than you really should, at no expense to the carrier since they don't actually have to connect the call to anyone. It's 100% profit.

      Um, what? Every plan I know of has free minutes within the plan/network or specially excepts voicemail/system calls, so calling yourself is free, even from the phone. Otherwise (maybe you have an ancient plan), use something other than your cell phone to check voicemail.

    67. Re:Try YouMail... by mikesd81 · · Score: 1

      Well actually, in some states it's illegal to call a cellphone for telemarketing.

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    68. Re:Try YouMail... by mikesd81 · · Score: 1

      I do have a media plan where a x amount is free and after that charged. But considering how this entire conversations started, it's his personal phone that his friends call, and he wants them to text instead....so you can easily eat up all those messages.

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    69. Re:Try YouMail... by gregmac · · Score: 1

      Funny, I was about to post this same message.

      It boggles my mind how much time is collectively wasted these days. A 30 second phone call could accomplish what a few minutes each of typing spread out over several minutes does.

      I'm 27, and I wouldn't say I hate to text, but I do have a limit. After about 3 messages (eg, someone texts me, I reply, and they reply back) I will just phone them, and accomplish whatever we are trying to in a minute or less.

      I do really prefer texts to say, voicemail. It takes me WAY less time to get a text. Texts are also great for those messages that don't warrant a call - eg, "be there in 10".

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    70. Re:Try YouMail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > it would not stop telecoms firms from charging customers for calls received on their mobile phones in their own country but warned that users could oppose the move.

      Meaning if you're a telecom, you are allowed to shoot your foot with a machine gun using up four clips of ammo, then put it under the steam roller, then put it in a blender and finally sprinkle salt over it, and the commission will not stop you from doing that.

      I wonder what kind of retard would it take to buy a plan like that in market as competitive as it is today.

    71. Re:Try YouMail... by mokumegane · · Score: 1

      It's in the deal you get. I'm sure there's some charge for it in the package you get, if you read the fine text... but it's probably just worked into the overall amount of the thing.

    72. Re:Try YouMail... by mokumegane · · Score: 1

      Ugh, I'd be telling everyone to hang up before the message service picks it up and text me... how annoying! They obviously make a mint off people in Canada...

    73. Re:Try YouMail... by mokumegane · · Score: 1

      They still do it, though. I couldn't believe it when I got my first telemarketer on the cell phone... after that, I started answering with Dominoes Pizza, speaking. Would you like to hear our specials? Yeah, funny how there's no more spam callers... I miss my old system when I was a teenager... The telemarketers would call our listed number first, then the unlisted one (for the fax machine and computers) was next. When they called the second number, I'd let the fax machine pick it up... Now, I know there's a lot of deaf telemarketers out there...

    74. Re:Try YouMail... by mokumegane · · Score: 1

      Lol, notice how the 15 YO is more than the 17 YO... watch, the 10 YO one is going to go up drastically fairly soon... Good thing you're on a plan...

    75. Re:Try YouMail... by mokumegane · · Score: 1

      (snip)They basically use text messaging as an IM client without being locked in to a particular service (AOL, MSN, Yahoo, etc.).

      Layne

      I had a service where you could use YIM, AIM and MSN on the phone and it was billed as text messages, even though you were kind of on the internet. It's possible they have that as well...

    76. Re:Try YouMail... by dypstick · · Score: 1

      Verizon charges you to check you voicemail- it does not count as an "IN" call.

      I know because my wife used to run out of minutes every month and she could constantly check the number of minutes she had left. Whenever she checked her voicemail, that number would go down.

    77. Re:Try YouMail... by mokumegane · · Score: 1

      Mine didn't get free text messaging but for $10 more, I got a media plan, which was 1000 free text a month, 50 photos and the YIM, AIM and MSN you could use were counted as text messages... you got enough free downloads for like one background a month or something but were severely limited on what was free... like I cared. My minutes were an absurd amount per month for one freaking phone and they added up until the end of December, so it ended up being an OMGWTFWHEREDIDALLTHESEMINUTESCOMEFROM??!?!!!? amount. Yeah... I think it was the $60/month plan or something... it was the least amount because I was like wth.. how can I use this all? Then, I thought of my mom and thought: oh, wait... Of course, I remembered that I usually ended phone calls with my mom on my own because if I didn't, I'd have cauliflower ear and no hearing left.

    78. Re:Try YouMail... by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      My account covers that, too.....but that requires that their friends be connected to whichever chat program they are using, etc. With text messaging, it works across all providers, regardless of what they use, it does "offline" messages better. Etc.

      Layne

    79. Re:Try YouMail... by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      I'm just glad I don't pay per message.....$140+/month just in messages alone....not counting the base plan ($70) and the additional line costs ($10/additional phone = $40) and junk fees, etc. I have to think that if you have teenage kids (at least girls), an unlimited texting plan is a must.

      Layne

    80. Re:Try YouMail... by mokumegane · · Score: 1

      My account covers that, too.....but that requires that their friends be connected to whichever chat program they are using, etc. With text messaging, it works across all providers, regardless of what they use, it does "offline" messages better. Etc.

      Layne

      Mine worked just like however YIM, AIM and MSN worked and I could IM people on computers or phones the same. I was pretty happy with it. Any IM's where I sent a picture, though, counted towards my pictures sent.

    81. Re:Try YouMail... by mokumegane · · Score: 1

      I'm just glad I don't pay per message.....$140+/month just in messages alone....not counting the base plan ($70) and the additional line costs ($10/additional phone = $40) and junk fees, etc. I have to think that if you have teenage kids (at least girls), an unlimited texting plan is a must.

      Layne

      Lol, yeah, teenage girls can be really bad. However, in our household, my brother was worse than me. I wasn't really normal, though... If I wanted to get in touch with my friends, I knew where they were and if I had to, I BICYCLED to them! Actually, sometimes, I bicycled to them even though I could have driven. I think I loved the exercise... My brother, though, was ALWAYS on the phone... lol.

    82. Re:Try YouMail... by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

      It's to your own phone number. E.g. if your number is 518-555-1234, then voice mail, from your phone, is a call to 518-555-1234. They used to charge for this.

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  15. Change (sms/text) ringtone? by buchanmilne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I didn't have to differentiate between a text from a friend and a page from work.

    Mabybe you need to assign a different ring-tone to your work numbers ?

    1. Re:Change (sms/text) ringtone? by Martian_Kyo · · Score: 1

      Yes, as someone mentioned, the problems with cellphones is that people don't fully use them. Most people let phones control them. For a while I felt uneasy about not answering phone calls right away, but now i don't really care. My phones on silent most of the time. If I am available it's usually next to me, and I can see it blink or feel it vibrate.

      If I got the time I'll answer if don't, I'll call you beck...i have your number.

      And here's tip...when assigning a ring tone to people you don't like assign a file containing...silence.

    2. Re:Change (sms/text) ringtone? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      I've been looking for a cheap phone I can assign mp3 ringtones to specific callers, preferably over USB. That way, I can assign the Imperial March to the boss's number, and the best part is that since he doesn't call me when I'm in the room, he'd never know ;)

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  16. Things Gone By by capt.poetry · · Score: 2, Funny

    They once, perhaps, were the rage.
    But now it's time to turn the page.

    -capt poetry

  17. Custom Ringtones by Nightbane · · Score: 4, Informative

    Custom Ringtones are you friend here.

    When I use to be on call I setup a ringtone for calls from the overnight answering service. Reveille was usually my choice as bugles blaring full blast usually woke me up from even my worst alcohol induced slumbers. With the Blackberry I know you can set these rules to override your sound profile. So you could set your profile to silent and avoid all other calls\txts but the custom rules would still come through.

    Man I miss my BlackBerry....stupid WinMo pos smartphone, Oh well I'm not on call anymore :D so it isn't as bad.

  18. From Google Sponsored Links by Igmuth · · Score: 2, Informative

    metrotelpaging.com

    Along with a few dozen other companies dedicated to this service. It's one thing if finding the answer takes some serious searching, but this is just silly.

    1. Re:From Google Sponsored Links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USAmobility.com as well. Simple search terms are simple.

      I work for an answering service, many many of our clients (doctors, hvac techs, funeral directors etc) all use simple alpha numeric pagers.

      We send the text of the message; "name called from X Re: this."

      Its really not that hard to find.

  19. I carry one... by retech · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have an old defunct pager that still lights up when pressed. I keep it on my belt when I want people to think how important I am. Sometimes I'll bump the button so it lights up and I can then say: "They really need me, sorry but I have to go."

    1. Re:I carry one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't look important. You look like a stupid monkey on a short leash. The important people are the ones that paged you. It is cheaper to pay you to do the crap work on demand then it is to do it themselves.

    2. Re:I carry one... by piltdownman84 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like me and my mobile phone. I'm always in fake calls to prevent people from talking to me. Very useful in avoiding ex-girlfriends, friends of friends and coworkers.

    3. Re:I carry one... by sootman · · Score: 1

      How does "looking like a rapper or drug dealer from the early 1990s" == "important"? :-)

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  20. Not gone, just more niche by mr100percent · · Score: 4, Informative

    Pagers definitely have not gone, they just have become unpopular among consumers as two-way messaging replaced it. Hospitals and the US Government use one-way pagers still a lot. Our company was apparently taken over by another larger one, http://www.usamobility.com/

    1. Re:Not gone, just more niche by blisteringsilence · · Score: 1

      I carry a USA Mobility 2 way pager for work when I'm on call, and it's genius. I can set high priority emails to be forwarded to it, as well as the automated "help me, I'm broken" emails from the servers and processes that I cover. I think I've replaced the battery twice since I inherited it in March, and that sucker works everywhere. It's got a couple of different rings on it, all of them well loud enough to wake me from my deep, blissful slumber. And the vibrate on it is powerful enough that if I forget to take it off silent mode, the noise of it rattling across my glass nightstand table is enough to get me up.

  21. Nokia 6310i? by fe105 · · Score: 5, Informative

    My nokia 6310i has a "pager" mode, when you receive an SMS, it keeps beeping as loud as it can until you do something.

    Very annoying, but can also be very useful.

    Frank

    1. Re:Nokia 6310i? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa, a 6310i. Hadn't seen one of those in years. I had one circa 2000. Great phone, but now a pathetic antique. Is anyone still using one of those things? Why? The bluetooth stack was riddled with bugs, the screen was tiny, no internal memory to speak of, nada. Talk about being a masochist.

    2. Re:Nokia 6310i? by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      Is anyone still using one of those things? Why?

      Parent:

      Very annoying, but can also be very useful.

    3. Re:Nokia 6310i? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here (almost) with my Motorola Slvr.
      One loud alert. Subsequent mini alerts every 5mins until I ACK it.

    4. Re:Nokia 6310i? by chrispugh · · Score: 1

      Modern Nokias (the N95 at least, as that's the only one I can check) have that feature too. It can be incredibly useful.

    5. Re:Nokia 6310i? by fe105 · · Score: 1

      > Talk about being a masochist.

      1. one week battery life
      2. no worries about it getting scratched a bit
      3. excellent sound quality and reception
      4. fits my hand nicely

      In short; it just works.

      My wife has an iphone, which is very nice, but it needs to be charged every night...

      It is starting to fall apart a bit though; maybe I should see about getting a newer one.

      Frank

  22. I miss my pager all the time. by RustinHWright · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A cell phone is basically a consumer device. A pager was fundamentally a business device. The differences were legion. What I miss most is having a service where the clients were given the number of a human-staffed service and those operators then keyed in the message. Clients were also told that vague messages would get slower responses than specific ones. If they wanted my attention at 9:00 p.m. on a busy night then a "call us" message would leave then sh*t out of luck. They wanted attention, they had to manage to describe coherently and specifically why they needed my attention to an operator who knew neither of us and knew less about computers than the average modern grandma.

    "I need him"
    "Is that what I should write, sir?"
    "Um, uh, um, no. Say, um, that, um, it's important."
    "So I should say 'call, it's important?'"
    "Um, no, um . . ."

    It took only a few iterations to train clients to articulate the issue *before* hitting my number on speeddial.
    "The archive server is down."
    "Stories sent to blues are getting bounced."

    Anybody who has done consulting will understand that this completely changed the dynamic. Among other things, this requirement to specify the problem got rid of a huge percent of the normal degree of blame game b.s. afterwards. It also taught clients that they had to reign in their panic if they wanted me to call. And sometimes by forcing them to define the problem, that act alone got them to fix the frackin' problem themselves and not waste my time at all. When I *did* get a page I could take a few minutes and think through the message and gather my thoughts about my response before having to be on the phone with them.

    I'm not a consultant anymore but, gawd, if I were, I just don't know how I would do it without that glorious gatekeeper, the pager.

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    1. Re:I miss my pager all the time. by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      I'm completely with you. I had pagers until 2001 or so. I sometimes still mention that I prefer them to cells, which I don't use much, anyway.

      Hospitals still use pagers, right? So ... there should be some providers out there.

    2. Re:I miss my pager all the time. by RustinHWright · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Truth is, I've been planning to get one of those Voyager-type phones with the less tiny QWERTY keyboard sometime in about a month. Or maybe a Nokia N810. Or iPhone. Last month I bought an HP 2133. Add to that my internet phone and I'm *hoping* that some time this spring I'll be able to build some interlocking system using all three that manages to do an almost passable job of providing the kind of gatekeeper and message pre-sorter functions that I took for granted long about '95.

      One of my oldest friends and I periodically argue about this kind of thing and I've long been saying that we're going to see the return of the human secretary. My friend used to argue fiercely for technological fixes like agents and groupware but as the years pass he's coming around.

      Personally I think that much of what we're talking about here is about judgement. And in a world of accelerating change, there will always be a lag for entrepreneurs in trying to make any expert system understand the nuances that a typical fifties secretary could handle just fine before her coffee with half of her attention. Some of this will probably be outsourced to people in places like India but I'm betting that groups like physically disabled workers or those looking for telecommuting options right here in the developed world will work out just fine for most of us who really need it.

      Frankly, I don't know about y'all but I'm trying out a new assistant on Wednesday. I've been a geek for going on thirty years and afaic some jobs are just not best addressed with technology.

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    3. Re:I miss my pager all the time. by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Your affectionate description of a level of human customer service for paging customers reminds me exactly of the reason why it does not exist anymore.

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    4. Re:I miss my pager all the time. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      If only you could pay someone for answering your phone - a professional service, perhaps.

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    5. Re:I miss my pager all the time. by wisty · · Score: 1

      We don't even need a human secretary. Just an intelligent (Eliza level) voicemail agent. Record, playback, then get the caller to say whether their message was a gibbering mess (if so, rinse and repeat). That would strip away the unnecessary interaction, and encourage the caller to construct a message (rather than hoping that telepathy will kick in once the receiver is on the line). The agent then calls the receiver until the message gets though (which is more reliable than sms).

    6. Re:I miss my pager all the time. by Sol_Web_Dude · · Score: 1

      I miss mine too.

      I had a personal one that I carried so family / friends could contact me anytime. It was small and easy to have clipped on my belt all the time. Cell phones, though small still aren't as small. It was only $14 per month, much cheaper than my current, digital, cell phone. So when I got a page I went and found a ANALOG phone that I could understand the person on the other end. I have trouble und*rst#ing peo@@e whe* tal*** to peopl! on my dig@ cell pho!!#. I also miss my analog cell phone, but that's another story. Did I also mention it was cheap?

    7. Re:I miss my pager all the time. by RobertNotBob · · Score: 1

      What I miss most is having a service where the clients were given the number of a human-staffed service and those operators then keyed in the message.

      .

      Try

      www.mapcommunications.com

      .

      That's exactly what they do. .

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    8. Re:I miss my pager all the time. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      A cell phone is basically a consumer device. A pager was fundamentally a business device. The differences were legion. What I miss most is having a service where the clients were given the number of a human-staffed service and those operators then keyed in the message.

      I'm not a consultant anymore but, gawd, if I were, I just don't know how I would do it without that glorious gatekeeper, the pager.

      What you are describing is an answering service, not a pager. A quick check of Google and my local yellow pages shows that they still exist.

    9. Re:I miss my pager all the time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You heard it first here, folks - this is the solution to our unemployment problem! This can be done from nearly anywhere with a cheap PC and high speed internet connection.

    10. Re:I miss my pager all the time. by spitek · · Score: 1

      There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think... it's all about the information!

    11. Re:I miss my pager all the time. by anothy · · Score: 1

      you realize that the N810 isn't a phone, right? it's a great device (i've got an N800 and had a 770 before that), but sandwiching it between a Voyager and an iPhone makes it seem like it's in the "smartphone" class of device; it's not.

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    12. Re:I miss my pager all the time. by RustinHWright · · Score: 1

      But an Eliza-style voicemail agent won't know about the printing company I'm expecting a quote from where the message may be "Bob who met you at the Doubletree", or the genuinely important and normally sane freelancer who nonetheless is freaking out this week and is probably just calling to get reassurance or anydamnbody who has a weird tone of voice that merits a non-obvious response.

      I publish stuff about military history. And politics. I deal with artsy bookstore types, anarchists, writers, artists, and policy people, some in topical, contested fields. I have to deal with the very possibility of a prank by a friend. It may also be a senior exec in a large corporation or a city council member. AND some of what I do is topical. AND my schedule varies wildly between "hanging out thinking stuff through" and deadline times that I shouldn't be interrupted for anything short of a major crisis. Sometimes these deadline arise at very short notice.

      If you think that any "intelligent software agent" is going to ever in our lifetimes be nuanced enough to handle all those judgement calls, then you've been watching too many episodes of BSG.

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    13. Re:I miss my pager all the time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Thankfully you are no longer a consultant. As a long time consultant, I can't imagine clients paying anyone with an attitude like yours.

      You should remember who you're working for.

    14. Re:I miss my pager all the time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't even need a human secretary. Just an intelligent (Eliza level) voicemail agent. Record, playback, then get the caller to say whether their message was a gibbering mess (if so, rinse and repeat). That would strip away the unnecessary interaction, and encourage the caller to construct a message (rather than hoping that telepathy will kick in once the receiver is on the line). The agent then calls the receiver until the message gets though (which is more reliable than sms).

      Are you sure you want me to type "gibbering mess" into the comment box?

    15. Re:I miss my pager all the time. by kchrist · · Score: 1

      It's both, actually. While this is exactly what answering services do, once upon a time pagers worked this way too. In the early days of paging they didn't have a numeric display; if it beeped, you called in to the answering service to retrieve your messages, which was left by the caller in the exact same way the previous poster described.

      I can't put a year on this but my dad had one when I was a kid. I'd call the number, give them is four digit (or so) ID, and tell them my message. Late '70s or early '80s, maybe.

    16. Re:I miss my pager all the time. by Mista2 · · Score: 1

      I agrree on the human operator part of paging services. Usually the breif description I get onteh page gives me a good guess at what the problem and solution is going to be. Very happy clients when I call them back and fix their problem right then and there for them (thanks also to a laptop and a 3G data card 8)

    17. Re:I miss my pager all the time. by sootman · · Score: 1

      I've been planning to get... maybe a Nokia N810. Or iPhone. Last month I bought an HP 2133.

      OT, but this is one nice thing about Apple. Quick: What's an N810? What's an HP 2133? Seriously--a notebook? PDA? Printer? A freaking calculator?* But an iPhone... marketing saturation aside, you could probably guess what that is. :-)

      * No need to respond, a quick trip to google images** answered it. And I happen to know what an N810 is, being a longtime Slashdot reader, but if I didn't know, my guess would be it's a phone, since AFAIK, Nokia doesn't make anything BUT phones and that one line of web tablet.

      ** see? It can be used for something besides porn! :-)

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  23. Pagers are absolutely still out there by A+Life+in+Hell · · Score: 1

    They definatly still exist - they provide a much more robust service than SMS (delivery conformation>? SLA's, you say? Ha!).

    Orange/3 provide them at least in australia, at least, and a quick google revelead a pile of pager providers in the US - ymmv. but they're definatly out there (and they do definantly provide advantages over SMS if your service is important. Yours may or may not be...)

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    1. Re:Pagers are absolutely still out there by moonbender · · Score: 1

      SMS has delivery confirmation. At least in Europe it does.

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    2. Re:Pagers are absolutely still out there by Constantine+XVI · · Score: 1

      It does here in the States as well, but phone support varies. My BlackBerry has it (surprise), but the RAZRs the rest of my family carries don't.

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  24. WTF is wrong with Ask Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Where the fuck do we get these questions from? "What is my name?" "Where am I?" "How do I open a jar of pickles?" "How do I use a penis?" Fuck's sake.

  25. Google for "pager"? by cunkel · · Score: 1

    After looking at the websites of Cingular, Verizon, T-Mobile, and Sprint, I'm left scratching my head and wondering where all the pagers went.

    Of course they don't offer pagers—they're much too busy selling cell phone service at 10 times the cost of pager service to 1000 times the people.

    Try Googling for "pager".

  26. Skytel by JamesTheBoilermaker · · Score: 5, Informative

    There are still pager providers. I have a pager from Skytel for work. http://www.skytel.com/wireless_paging_devices.html I've got a Titan 3 pager. It has a heinous alert tone that would be nearly impossible to sleep through.

    1. Re:Skytel by dw604 · · Score: 1

      I second this. I have a cell phone and a pager because the SMS network can experience lag that costs me $ when servers are down.

    2. Re:Skytel by Mtheory101 · · Score: 1

      I have a pager from Skytel as well. Only turned on when on-call for broadcast circuits. You can not sleep through this thing. It's a Suntelecom ST900.

    3. Re:Skytel by mark*workfire · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why use skytel when you can turn your BB into a pager? I use Blackberry Alerts (google it), as a page only comes from a single number on our PBX, so only *if* that number calls, does the heinous ring of death start (you can choose the ring,volume, and ring forever).

    4. Re:Skytel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I believe that Verizon spun off their messaging unit to become American Messaging (http://www.americanmessaging.net).

      I've had a Unication Alpha Elite 1-way text pager from them for a couple of years, not much to say one way or another - pretty much what you'd expect from a paging company.

    5. Re:Skytel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I use Skytel as well. I've had the Skywriter 2000 2-way messenger for years now. It also has its own e-mail address that my host monitoring systems send alerts to.

    6. Re:Skytel by agallagh42 · · Score: 2, Informative
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    7. Re:Skytel by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 2, Informative

      We use http://www.usamobility.com/

      It works. It's cheaper by far than offering all your employees cell phones, particularly if you intend on forcing them to wear the leash.

      Doctors still use pagers too, they are just more reliable in the sense that you will almost certainly get the page unless you are intentionally trying to hide from civilization.

      Cell phones are great if you want to talk to people, but if you just want to know people want to talk to you ... pagers are still better.

    8. Re:Skytel by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 1

      I have SkyTel service, it works well in the Southeastern US.

      To the 50 comments below that all say "get a cell phone", think about all the times your cell phone battery has died. Do you really want your entire network down and not know it because you forgot to plug your phone in? Pager batteries last a month, and flash a low-battery warning accusingly for a week or more.

      In my experience, pager coverage is better in the fringes too. Specifically out on the Percy Priest lake.. not that any of you would know where that is. ;)

      -ellie

    9. Re:Skytel by notdotcom.com · · Score: 1

      Agree, I have a Skytel 2-way for work and it's impossible to sleep through.

      I also have a separate cell for work. We route incidents to the pagers first (so that the assigned on-call people can respond and the rest can have our pagers on silent at 3am).

      Then, if a threshold is serious enough, or the incident is not resolved in xx minutes, the alerts are sent via SMS to all cell phones on the most annoying and loud alert ever (which everyone on the project/team will get).

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    10. Re:Skytel by IcephishCR · · Score: 1

      I've got Teletouch - and I'm near PP lake as well. Mobile phones ARE NOT replacements for pagers. And I hate my pager - but what can you do?

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    11. Re:Skytel by Guspaz · · Score: 3, Informative

      You must have missed the part where the OP said that they were already using their Blackberry as a pager, but were ditching it because it "is quiet and has a pathetic vibrate mode".

      He's complaining that the volume isn't loud enough, and that the vibration isn't sufficient.

    12. Re:Skytel by iluvcapra · · Score: 1
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    13. Re:Skytel by RocketJeff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So the real issue is that he thinks the blackberry "is quiet and has a pathetic vibrate mode".

      His (oddRaisin's) solution is to abandon the blackberry and get a pager. mark*workfire has proposed an alternate solution that will probably solve oddRaisin's issue without changing/adding hardware - why are you complaining?

      It's a better solution then just throwing hardware at the problem. I've had a blackberry and understand both the original issue and mark*workfire solution - it's (probably) the best given the limited info that oddRaisin provided (did he try anything, including RTFM to see how to setup different volumes based on the time/situaation?)

    14. Re:Skytel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USAMobilty, formerly Arch Wireless, formerly PageNet still does pagers. I had a PageNet pager back when the original StarTac was a wonder of modern engineering. The coverage that thing had is still to this day better then the coverage I can get with Cingular or Verizon cell phones.

      http://www.usamobility.com/products/messaging/

      They want like $36/mo on an annual contract for numeric only paging though which is completely insane.

    15. Re:Skytel by PKFC · · Score: 1

      Do you know what all the paging tone songs are? I can only figure out #1 of 8 which is The Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel.. I've been trying too hard to figure it out.. Maybe some of those iPhone apps that take the mic input to return a song/artist name would help

    16. Re:Skytel by Walpurgiss · · Score: 1

      Not only iPhone has that function, many other phones have it. I have a Sony Ericcson w810i that is like 2 years old that does it, I think I read the Android does it, my gf's palm has it.
      Its probably got a java port or something so many phones can do it, as long as you can get a data connection through gprs/edge/3g/evdo/whatever

    17. Re:Skytel by ESarge · · Score: 1

      What sarcastic b*stard decided that 'The Sound of Silence' should be a pager tune?

    18. Re:Skytel by mark*workfire · · Score: 1

      Actually, no Guspaz, I didn't miss what he said. But, I'm guessing you've never used a pager, nor a BlackBerry for that matter. I've had both, and I can guarantee you that the BlackBerry *will* be louder if you choose an appropriate ringtone file, plus utilize Blackberry Alerts appropriately. In my instance, I had the Blackberry play an unbelievably loud ring for 40 straight seconds, before 20 seconds of silence, followed by 40 more seconds of noise (1 minute total), repeating forever until interrupted. If that's not loud enough for the OP, then the OP probably needs something on the order of a shotgun, nuclear device, or a wife in addition to the Blackberry/w/alerts function.

    19. Re:Skytel by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      OK, now come up with a solution to the "pathetic vibrate mode" problem. Inadequate ring volume was only HALF his complaint.

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    20. Re:Skytel by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Pager batteries last a month, and flash a low-battery warning accusingly for a week or more.

      Psh. Nobody ever sees that warning. What happens is the URGENT - LOW BATTERY beep starts after 6 weeks, usually at 2am.

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    21. Re:Skytel by mark*workfire · · Score: 1

      usb attached 'rabbit' vibrator. you can write the code :-) yeah, i didn't address it, BB vibrations mode sucks

    22. Re:Skytel by mokumegane · · Score: 1

      Omg, is it worse than it used to be? I remember my pager being quite heinous. When I was awake- especially when I was drving- I had to have the thing on vibrate or it would cause me to wreck or something. I hated having it on noise because the sucker was so LOUD. Sometimes, I put it in the console in between the front seats in my Ramcharger and the noise it made from vibrating IN there was almost as loud as the sound... lol. Seriously, you didn't wear the thing when it was on vibrate or you were likely to jump ten feet in the air... and if the sound went off, the same would happen. Heck, I could put the sucker on vibrate and stick it on my dresser and it would wake me up... I also remember my last pager having four different sounds... there was one that wasn't so annoying compared to all the rest... We all had pagers while my mom had the "brick" phone... lol. The whole family was her janitorial employees- except for the few friends and disabled people she employed. Yeah, the brick phone... man, memories...

    23. Re:Skytel by mokumegane · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we ALWAYS had pager service.. and we cleaned Ranger Stations. Most of them were definitely in the back woods and one... well, one winter, the car was skating on top of a foot of ice that was on top of four feet of snow- and that was an area that got plowed fairly recent. Dufur wasn't so bad but you couldn't get cell service there, even if it was close to The Dalles... bet you can now, though. Then again, service back in the brick phone days wasn't quite as good as now...

    24. Re:Skytel by shokk · · Score: 1

      That's funny, because when I turn my blackberry to Loud, it's annoyingly loud when I get a page. Are you sure you know how to use the thing? Maybe place it onto a dish of coins to help amplify the vibration?

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    25. Re:Skytel by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Sadly, most of today's "pager companies" are just piggybacked on cellular networks which makes the coverage about the same as a cell phone -- it's a cheap service so it's pretty easy to partner with almost everybody. The days of the 150-ish MHz pagers is long past.

  27. Google is too hi tech too... by Foo2rama · · Score: 2, Informative

    Really this is an ask slashdot?

    type pager into google and a whole bunch of services pop up...

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    1. Re:Google is too hi tech too... by yttrstein · · Score: 1

      Really are you surprised that this is an ask slashdot? Not one of these people even remembers what the chicken was on alt.hack.

  28. Avoid fierce bumping... by partypants69 · · Score: 1

    I don't know what would happen, but the user manual warns against it. (scroll to the bottom) Pager Manual

  29. Same Place as all the Pay Phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the rubbish heap mate.

  30. Anyone ever have to carry 3 or more pagers? by CranberryKing · · Score: 1

    You know.. the unix group one, the general IT/boss asking WTF?!/ one and of course the rotating idiot user support one for two weeks at a time. You felt like an ass/ubergeek carrying around 3 pagers (all of different eras/technologies).

    1. Re:Anyone ever have to carry 3 or more pagers? by Dimitrii · · Score: 1

      For a short while we had a rotating on call pager as well as our personal work pager. We changed companies on the personal ones while I had the on call. So I had 3 for a week of the overlap. Since I kept my pager on a silver chain leash (they leash me I leash it) I would just clip the other(s) to the chain.

      I pulled the whole lot out to check the time at a SCA meeting and got a lot of questions about my collection. I told them I was taking donations, and ended up with 9 on the chain for the rest of the meeting. Wish I got a photo. None got a page while I had them.

  31. Down the flush! by VincenzoRomano · · Score: 1

    Simple!

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  32. Battery Life by DavidD_CA · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You also didn't have to recharge your pager once a night. I remember two AA batteries going for months in my old pager.

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  33. Page companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    InfoRad, which makes a program that you can use to page has a list of pager companies on their website under "resellers"

    http://www.inforad.com/reseller.html

    Also, talk to your local real estate agents and see what they're using. Many have switched to blackberries, but many aren't since there could be up to a 24 hour delay in receiving messages (I've seen a lot of lost business because of this - could be provider related, and probably is).

  34. American Messaging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My work is too cheap to let me have a crack berry, so I have a 2 way pager, from a company that is alive and kicking, American Messaging, which is old old Verizon Messaging company (Pager still has a Verizon badge on it) www.americanmessaging.net

  35. Friends? by tonytnnt · · Score: 1

    Google is your friend... They still exist. Doctors still hate them. Just you don't get them from Verizon, ATT, Sprint, etc. But as Google can show you, there are paging services still out there. Beepers.com might be a better place to look as metrotel's website wasn't working for me...

  36. American Messaging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out American Messaging for paging: http://www.americanmessaging.net/paging/index.asp

  37. The original Pac Bell / Airtouch pagers in Calif. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    were folded into the creation of Verizon with the other US Vodafone assets, then eventually sold to American Messaging (americanmessaging.net). These folks appear to have bought out other US Bell pager networks like SBC.

  38. Pagers are still around by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    Pager coverage is actually pretty damn good. Come to think about it, I had less issues with pager coverage than cell coverage even though it was obvious they broadcast pages cross a given region, a few states or cross the nation wide network. Service was pretty damned reasonable, about $8/month or so IIRC, about the same as unlimited texts on t-mobile.

    Why did I ditch it? Well the pager networks got bought out by other people, changed hands, and they no longer offered some of the handy dandy services they once did, which would include web->page and or e-mail->page without adding a ton of formating data. As in, one could attach a pager to a page reader via TTL serial and issue commands remotely. Mucking with the system resulted in too many garbage characters, and I could either revamp the system or go with something internet based.

    But pagers still have their use. Coverage is still pretty damn good.

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  39. Too old... by Coldness · · Score: 1

    Eh, I just don't see a place for pagers in today's world. I'm able to set a separate ringtone (including a separate SMS-tone) for my work numbers and it works just fine. But then again, I'm the kind of geek that likes to have an all-in-one device, hence why my next phone will be wifi-capable once my contract with Verizon expires.

  40. No problem - we can help by uncqual · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mentioned your problem to my wife.

    She graciously has offered to send you her pager. Just post your address in response to this post. We will even, as a public service, pay for shipping.

    I can attest to the fact the unit is plenty loud. As a bonus, you will get plenty of pages for problems that an engineer should never be called for and should have been handled by customer support.

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    1. Re:No problem - we can help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      127.0.0.1 ..Sorry, bad habit.

  41. Grammar Nazi called by Kupfernigk · · Score: 0, Troll

    After recently sleeping through a page for work

    Where do I get a job where I get paid for sleeping through pages? Some of my code may look as if I was asleep on the job, but that excuse doesn't really work.

    Page is a noun referring either to printed material or to a human being paid to take messages, pager is a noun meaning a paging device.

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    1. Re:Grammar Nazi called by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 1

      It's also a verb, meaning "To call, search for, or contact by means of a public address system, a radio pager, etc."

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    2. Re:Grammar Nazi called by emlyncorrin · · Score: 1

      Google define:page

      Definitions of page on the Web:

      * one side of one leaf (of a book or magazine or newspaper or letter etc.) or the written or pictorial matter it contains
      * English industrialist who pioneered in the design and manufacture of aircraft (1885-1962)
      * United States diplomat and writer about the Old South (1853-1922)
      * a boy who is employed to run errands
      * contact, as with a pager or by calling somebody's name over a P.A. system
      * work as a page; "He is paging in Congress this summer"
      * a youthful attendant at official functions or ceremonies such as legislative functions and weddings
      * in medieval times a youth acting as a knight's attendant as the first stage in training for knighthood
      * foliate: number the pages of a book or manuscript

    3. Re:Grammar Nazi called by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It appears that you slept during your grammar classes.

    4. Re:Grammar Nazi called by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..... After recently sleeping through a page for work

      Page is a noun referring either to printed material or to a human being paid to take messages, pager is a noun meaning a paging device.

      So you think it would sound better if he said, "After recently sleeping through a pager for work"?

      You dipshit, where do get your definitions anyway, out of your capacious asshole?

      A page is also what you receive on a paging device.

      While you're at it, grammar fucker, learn how to punctuate. Your illiterate

      Page is a noun referring either to printed material or to a human being paid to take messages, pager is a noun meaning a paging device."

      is a fucking run-on sentence.

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  42. They are obsolete by z_gringo · · Score: 1

    I think that pagers have been obsolete for more than 10 years now.

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    1. Re:They are obsolete by riker1384 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think that pagers have been obsolete for more than 10 years now.

      No, they aren't. Technology is cyclical.

  43. Where have all the pagers gone... by LunarEffect · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great, now I have this song going through my head: "Where have all the pagers gone? Long time passing. Where have all the pagers gone? Long time ago..."

    1. Re:Where have all the pagers gone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gone to techies every one,
      when will they ever learn?
      When will they ever learn?

      Where have all the techies gone?
      Long time passing.
      Where have all the techies gone?
      Long time ago.
      Where have all the techies gone?
      Gone offshore, every one,
      When will they ever learn?
      When will they ever learn.

  44. Wrong number by FTL · · Score: 4, Funny
    When carrying a pager for one of Google's farms I occasionally get messages from unknown numbers saying things like "WHERES THE STUFF YOU DIDNT SHOW". So obviously some people still use them.

    I'm sometimes tempted to text back "Double dumbass on you" or something else inflammatory -- then sit back and watch the 6 o'clock news. But that would be evil.

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    1. Re:Wrong number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, there's proof you work for Google. If you worked for Microsoft, you'd be required to choose evil.

    2. Re:Wrong number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...'"Double dumbass on you!"...

      Now that's one colourful metaphor!

  45. Skytel by Dice · · Score: 1

    http://www.skytel.com/

    Our pager team carries Skytel pagers because they have guaranteed delivery SLAs. We have tried SMS with all of the major providers over the years and they cannot reliably deliver messages in a reasonable amount of time. It's the best option short of having a NOC staffed 24/7/365.

  46. Come on... by Amiralul · · Score: 1

    Whining about your BlackBerry vibration level is just lame. Just get another cell-phone if BlackBerry doesn't suit you. I have a SonyEricsson W800i that can ring as loud as I need (and from time to time I work in a very loud environment) and it's small enough to fit into my jeans' pocket. I never had a pager. With a cell-phone you can talk, SMS, MMS, take pictures, listen to MP3s, check mail or news. For a little extra, you can get GPS navigation and TV shows (I'm thinking at the insanely Nokia N96). WTF is wrong with a good cellphone?! It wouldn't be long until I hear people complaining about lack of wired phone, horse-cars (environment-friendly!) or CP/M.
    And you know that a pager doesn't have the email capabilities of a BlackBerry, right?

    1. Re:Come on... by Detritus · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Two obvious defects of cell phones are size and battery life. I have to recharge my cell phone every few days. When I had a pager, it would run for weeks on a single disposable battery that could be obtained almost anywhere. It also had a refreshingly simple user interface. The device was heavily optimized for one function, and it did that cheaply and effectively.

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    2. Re:Come on... by Amiralul · · Score: 1

      I recharge my cellphone once a week. But I don't use it intensively (I'm not a broker and I don't like listening MP3s while walking). And as I said it's small enough to fit in my pocket.

  47. Odd by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My phone has a silent mode and it doesn't go to an answering service if I don't pick it up, it just gets recorded as a missed call.

    If you have a problem with cell phones it's because you let it control you rather than vice-versa.

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    1. Re:Odd by dargaud · · Score: 1

      My phone has a silent mode and it doesn't go to an answering service if I don't pick it up, it just gets recorded as a missed call.

      I had to yell at my provider so they would remove the answering machine service which they provide you 'for free' (not!). I don't like talking to people on the phone and I loathe answering machines. If I don't pick up, it's because I'm busy or asleep: call back later or send me a message, don't make me waste my time calling _twice_ (the message and you) to know what's going on.

      At work I can't disable the damn thing, so every time I pick up the phone it starts with "you have 617 messages"... The user's manual for the phone is 400 pages long. Come on, I'm a computer engineer, but you are fucking with me here, right ? The phone system admin even called me after a while to ask why I hadn't used any of the advanced functions ! And people complain that Linux is hard to learn ?!?

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  48. Why would you carry another little brick? by mi · · Score: 1

    Unless you completely reject a cellphone, deliberately reducing the functionality of the device you are carrying, why would you want to carry both a cell phone and a pager?

    Simply because the cellphone's pager is not good enough? It always puzzled me, why would people carry more than one of pager and cellphone (much like why would anybody mix grep, sed, and awk in one command line, but I digress). My guess was, it had to do with the status, an attempt to derive importance from the number of gizmos carried...

    I guess, I'm not the only one wondering, why carry more than of these devices — and that's why pagers are going away — as you found out...

    The only plausible reason I can see, is when one of the devices is employer-provided and the employer's policy prohibits (or discourages) personal use. That's a sign of a silly employer, though — in appreciation of the employee being always reachable, they should allow personal use of the device (save for outright abuses).

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    1. Re:Why would you carry another little brick? by Freebirth+Toad · · Score: 1

      ... (much like why would anybody mix grep, sed, and awk in one command line, but I digress) ...

      IANA *nix expert, but...

      Every problem has the correct tool to solve it, and every tool has the correct problem for it to solve. So it's always possible to dream up a scenario where the easiest solution is to pipe the output of grep into awk. Parsing something that represents a 3D array comes to mind, as you could conceivably have three different separator tokens (the outer-most of which I'm assuming is a newline); awk can only handle two at a time (that I know of) with RS and FS.

    2. Re:Why would you carry another little brick? by mi · · Score: 1

      So it's always possible to dream up a scenario where the easiest solution is to pipe the output of grep into awk.

      To refer to somebody else's Slashdot signature, that's like wrinkles on duct tape — poor craftsmanship. One can do this while typing on a command line, but never in a written-down script, that's to be executed more than 5 times.

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    3. Re:Why would you carry another little brick? by anothy · · Score: 1

      in both the pager/phone and grep/sed/awk cases, you don't see the point in using multiple tools because you don't really understand the capabilities and limitations of the tools in question.

      my housemate is a doctor. she carries a pager and a mobile phone for several reasons. first, there's the practical matter that the pager is louder and more noticeable, even on vibrate. sitting on the windowsill next to her bed, even vibrate is often loud enough to wake her. finding a phone with comparably difficult-to-miss notifications is likely possible, but dramatically limits your selection of phones. that's a silly trade off when she needs to have the pager nearby about half the time, but pretty much always wants her phone nearby.
      also, and i think far more important, is coverage. the pager is regional; it won't work if she travels a few hundred miles away. within the region, however, it works pretty much everywhere. i'm not actually entirely sure why, but it works out in the woods and in buildings where no cell networks get.
      none of the doctors i know care two licks about "status" associated with their pagers; they pretty uniformly hate carrying them around. if you could seriously suggest something which preserves their ability to pick a phone they like (which are generally not employer-provided) and provides the pager-class contactability the employer demands without having to carry around two devices, i'm certain they'd all be thrilled.

      for the grep/sed/awk issue, there's things that're dramatically easier to do in one than the other. maybe not grep so much, if you've already got awk in the chain, but the other two certainly. backtick replacements in sed, for example, can be done in awk, but are awkward (no pun intended). also, things like that often grow organically. i've done awk programs for processing data, then found other data from other sources in slightly-different formats. sed (particularly the backtick replacements) can often pre-process different input types for the awk program. the awk program stays cleaner, and it's clear what's the main logic of the overall program and what's input massaging.

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  49. USAMobility 2Way w/ Motorola T900 by millisa · · Score: 1

    We still use pagers for our notification systems. Most cell providers do not do guaranteed delivery/receipt of text messages while 2 way paging service will. It often has a much larger range than cell towers will give you and works further inside building that cell phones die in. Regardless of what many say here, pagers are not obsolete.

    I personally have found the USAMobility people responsive enough, generally knowledgeable and the times the device has broken, they've had a new one to me in 24 hours.

    Others have mentioned Skytel and Metrotel, which offer similar services and models. (Quite a few of the paging companies have been bought up or been consolidated, but generally I've found the coverage areas have not reduced).

  50. Landfill by houghi · · Score: 1

    sms and gsm has replaced pagers in Belgium a long time ago.

    You can see who is calling you. You can ignore it and let the anwering machine pick it up and call that a minute later to decide wether or not it is importand enough to take action on.
    People can send you an SMS and describe better what they want to say.
    You can have people call your fixed line, use selection and then send an SMS so that you get the same information you got previously. This might be good for you. It is lousy customer service.

    sms and gsm is superieour in any way.

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  51. Anonymous coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could tell people to text you. Just have to find the right phone that has the setting that will keep annoying until you respond to the text or call that you got. Verizon phones I know have that option to page people. You can set your phone to take them directly to voice or text option as soon as it rings once. That allows you to weed out the texts and calls.
    And need I remind you of a small invention called eBay? Or even some 7-11's still have Metrocall pagers for sale.

  52. Outdated devices by Bog+Standard · · Score: 1

    They went the same way as typewriters.

  53. Pagers for the privacy conscious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pagers do not use a cellular network and consequently don't report their position, like cellphones necessarily do when they associate with a BTS. Real pagers never send. That makes them ideal for RF sensitive environments (e.g. hospitals) but it also makes them ideal for people who are fed up with being trackable. (Alternatively, you can use a satellite phone.)

  54. Still around, just harder to find... by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 1

    BT discontinued their pager network years ago; there do still seem to be companies about in the UK who provide them though (such as PageOne). I'm sure you can scare some up in the US as well - my guess is its become a niche market the larger players are no longer interested in.

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  55. I wouldn't be without one. by quarkoid · · Score: 1

    I run a small comms company in the UK. Every now and again we have a problem that causes everything to grind to a halt. Our on-call engineers were using their mobiles (cells) for support notification, but we kept missing faults. There are so many flaws with the way mobiles notify SMSs:

    1 - It can take days for a SMS to be delivered (rare, but certainly happens on occasion). We have *never* had a page delivered more than 2 minutes delay. Most of the time, it's about 10 seconds!

    2 - If you're away from your mobile when the SMS arrives, you've no way of knowing that it's there unless you look at the phone. Our pagers are configured to beep/vibrate continuously until they're acknowledged.

    3 - Mobiles don't have loud enough beeps or vibrate strongly enough. Pagers do!

    4 - Go to a customer in a dodgy signal area and you don't get the SMS/voicemail until you get signal back. We haven't found an area of the country in which our pager (Vodafone) doesn't work. They work inside buildings, they work in the open countryside and they work in built up areas.

    What's more, they're not expensive - GBP10 a month gets you a decent unit with a personalised answering service ("Hello, company XXXXX, please can I take your message") as well as an e-mail to pager service and you can even do HTTP POSTs to Vodafone's website to send from there.

    We wouldn't be without our pagers. If anybody's interested, we get ours from http://pagers.co.uk/.

    Nick.

  56. Pagers less useful than cell phones, news at 5! by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

    Nothing at allll to see here, move along...

  57. here they are.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.mysecretaryusa.com/

  58. Far superior service than anything offered today. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pagers are the best solution for providing after hours support. They have far better reception, and a service which is far more reliable than SMS/text.

    Never mind the volume/features, pagers just worked better. They were indestructible (unless you REALLY tried - I washed mine at least twice), worked in elevators, and best of all allowed the support person to decide when to call back. If I'm in a movie and the phone goes off I'd better answer it or my boss is all over me. With a pager as long as I returned a call within say 20 minutes, all was fine. Most times 20 minutes is all you really need. Cell phones have increased expectations reducing the technical person's quality of life. It's all about instant reactions which aren't realistic or fair.

    The discontinuation of the pager was done because the telco earns more money from a cell customer than a pager customer. A pager contract runs somewhere between $10-50(CAN) depending on the service/number of pages. I can't even get a basic cell phone service for less than $60. iPhones? You're looking at $80-100 a month depending on your plan. I can't call out on a pager, thus there's no air time to charge, pagers are a dead end business.

    Most of the medical community here have set up their own paging systems with limited coverage to provide the service. It's all about the business, and nothing about the technology or the need.

    Telus used to offer a hybrid known as a "Mike" which was a phone with a pager built in. They've all but discontinued it as well. The pager and the radio service was cutting into the bottom line.

    You can say "80's technology" all you want. There's absolutely NO reason why a pager like service can't be built into cell phones (see Mike phones for an example) to provide the robust message capabilities that IT support needs. If you need another example, the local telcos (Telus and Rogers) have started to charge customers for RECEIVED SMS messages. They weren't making enough money from the IT folks who were sending out notifications I guess. Something about having to send 10 messages to make sure one got through and they figured since they couldn't charge for the mail interface they'd charge the receiving phone.

    I really do look forward to the day when cell phone companies are made accountable for their business practices. Actions like blocking health studies, excessive billing for everything from text messages to roaming charges, not doing something about the driving on the phone problem*, and the contract crap that requires a lawyer to get out of (or a $600 bill!). Why is it exactly that I can't buy a phone which I can use anywhere without going to "Mr. Woo's House of Phones" down in China Town? (And paying about three times as much as the phone is worth!)

    *(If they can send an AD when I walk by a store, they know where I am and thus can tell me how fast I'm moving. If I'm moving more than say 30km/h, disconnect the call - problem solved. And don't say, "well, what if I'm on a bus?" Tough. Just because there's open liquor in a vehicle doesn't mean the driver's drinking, but it's still the law. Some idiots screwed up, we all get to deal with it.)

    Ok, I feel better now. Damn, almost forgot to plug in my phone...

  59. Re:The 80s called by hax0r_this · · Score: 1

    Can anyone recommend a phone with some sort of useful text filtering capabilities? I receive nagios pages via an email->SMS gateway to my iPhone, but its worthless. There is no way to group the pages, each one shows as a separate "conversation" in the SMS interface. There is no way to do any sort of expression matching to select a ringtone (or for any other purpose). Deleting n pages requires 2(n+1) operations on a not especially responsive touch interface (all the shiny animations take forever).

    Can third party apps on Android handle SMS? Any other platform? Ideally I would like to use regexes to group texts into "conversations", to determine what tone or vibration should occur, and ideally be able to tidy up the message a bit (the email->sms gateway loads it down with information I already know).

  60. A cellphone offers what you say you need by zarkzervo · · Score: 1

    What do pagers offer that SMS can't? If someone calls while I'm in a store, I just "hang up". Then I call back when I get out. If someone wants to send me a message saying "I'll be late.", SMS is your answer. I carry enough gadgets already without having a designated "call me"-device.

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  61. iridium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i use an iridium pager as i travel a lot. the main features of pagers are (still) that most of them are passive devices (be it flex, pocsag or in my case iridium) -> they don't emit any rf-signal (which is not entirely true - i found the intermediate frequency radiation from my iridium pager rather 'loud') thus are not trackable. also they mostly have no back-channel thus limit the way one can interact with them. By carrying a pager with me i can be reached but it is at my discretion to answer - unlike a phone call or sms i do have an excuse not to call ;-)

    just my 0.02eur

  62. Re:The 80s called by Libertarian001 · · Score: 1

    I work at a facility where cell phones don't work. We use Skytel pagers. We ditched them in favor of Nextel/Sprint walkies. We're ditching those and going back to Skytel pagers.

  63. Because they are redundant? by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing it's because there isn't anything a pager can do that a cellphone can't. You might have to shop around a bit to get one that gives you the most pager-like experience. Perhaps there is some difference in the pager vs. SMS networking that may effect things that may be critical if you're a doctor etc., but otherwise pagers just seem redundant.

  64. Where Have All the Pagers Gone? by Swordopolis · · Score: 1
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  65. Re:The 80s called by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 5, Informative

    The battery on a pager lasts for weeks. On some models, months. Pagers don't transmit, so they can be used in high sensitivity areas. They're very cheap to run.

    Pagers are still popular - in places like Hospitals they're still mandatory as mobile phones are banned (still, although that's (slowly) changing).

  66. Pagers - Emergency Services by rekarc · · Score: 1

    Speak with your local emergency services. All of us in the volunteer groups carry pagers for the same reasons you describe. Volunteer fire and rescue are your best bets, but also hospitals would be a great help in finding your local dealer.

    1. Re:Pagers - Emergency Services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nah, my local dealer switched to a cell phone about 1998 or so

  67. Things a pager doesn't solve... by SeaFox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I didn't have to differentiate between a text from a friend and a page from work.

    You could do that just as easily by not giving your work phone cell phone number to friends.

    1. Re:Things a pager doesn't solve... by methuselah · · Score: 0

      or,
      you could be like the stylish brothers on my block and have 2 or 3 cellphones on you at all times!
      I wonder what that is all about......

    2. Re:Things a pager doesn't solve... by tsstahl · · Score: 1

      Pfft, where's the cool tech, or witty repartee in that? ;)

  68. SMS is not a replacement by Anonymice · · Score: 1
    ...on most phones at least.

    I'm an engineer & run the network central to our company, so must continually be on-call.
    If an SMS comes through on modern phones, they'll beep once or twice & that's it. That won't wake me up!

    The only phone I've had that had the option to continually ping you until you acknowledge it, was an old Windows Mobile, HTC - and it was constantly crashing.
    IMO, this is a horrible oversight by the Blackberry range (which I now use).

    I've now setup a procmail filter to set off a siren whenever certain Nagios alerts come through. Annoying, but the best available option.

    1. Re:SMS is not a replacement by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 1

      Then you need a better phone—both of my Samsungs have offered continual message notification.

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  69. mines out of "American Messaging" by dltaylor · · Score: 1

    I've carried one for decades. There are still places, like computer labs, where there are "no bars" (although, sometimes, I surely would like a non-non-alcoholic drink). Biggest problem is that so few people can actually communicate with one.

    http://www.americanmessaging.net/paging/index.asp

    1. Re:mines out of "American Messaging" by pimpimpim · · Score: 1
      Biggest problem is that so few people can actually communicate with one.

      You spelled "advantage" wrong ;)

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  70. Heard of Zaphod Beeblebrox? by GuruBob · · Score: 0

    The Biro Zillionaire?

    He cleaned up on the Pager Market.
    and the Apple III and Newton market.

    Zaphod also created the UMPC market by giving Negoponte a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
    Now the Big Z is cleaning up on XO's.

    Thats right you heard it first on Slashdot.

    All your Pagers belong to him.

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  71. Re:The 80s called by Korgan · · Score: 5, Informative

    Look out for Symbian phones. Most Nokia N or E-series phones have many different applications available that allow you to do all sorts of things with SMS. From spam filtering to conversation management and more.

    I use a Nokia E90 and find that its probably the most powerful cellphone I have ever used. I have an iTouch and can't imagine trying to use it for anything beyond music/video and the occasional browsing. If the browser on my E90 isn't enough, I can use an application called Joiku Spot to share the HSDPA connection on the E90 with the iTouch via wifi, or just connect to a PC/Laptop via Bluetooth, USB or even InfraRed and use HSDPA that way.

    The E-Series phones all offer a free application from Nokia called MfE (Mail for Exchange) that allows you to access Exchange 2000 through to 2007. There are other companies out there offering their own versions that offer even more feature than the basic MfE from Nokia.

    There are Blackberry client for the Nokia E series phones so if you currently have push services from Blackberry, you can continue to use them on your Nokia. Probably the most significant difference would be the cameras. N-Series tend to have better cameras at higher resolutions (anywhere up to 8MP) where as the E-series average 3.2MP cameras.

    Many of the phones have built in GPS and include Nokia Maps, but it also works equally well with Google Maps for Mobile. Right down to turn by turn route assistance using the GPS.

    Symbian based cell phones have been around since 2001 when Nokia released the first 7650. The Symbian platform is a direct descendant of the old Psion devices. It is mature. It is stable. It has years of user feedback. It just works. There is a very large application base available for it out there.

    Oh, and the best feature for me has been the version of Python Nokia released for their E and N-series phones along with an API that allows you to hook in to nearly every aspect of the phone, from the GPS, camera, OpenGL, through to pulling data from the calendar or the messaging platforms among others.

    The most paranoid, yet strangely compelling, Python script I like is one that works as a kind of panic button. You load the app and it immediately takes a photo of whatever the camera is aimed at, sends a MMS message (or email, or SMS) with your current location from the cell tower while it waits till it has a GPS lock and includes that photo if possible. Once it has GPS lock, it will send GPS coords via SMS every X (edit the script to set, defaults to 180) seconds and then will also call a designated number to play back a pre-recorded message, then use text-to-speech to give the GPS coordinates on that call. It can then call emergency services and play that same message for them. If it can't get GPS lock (say you're in a building or whatever) then it will just use cell towers it can detect so that there is at least some method of tracing you.

    All from a python script running on a cellphone. You can find it on the Nokia developer forums wiki. Because its a script, you can modify it to suit your needs and location if you want. Nokia's Python API is so straight forward that you can easily add features of your own.

    You could probably even write a Python script to manage your SMS messages exactly as you want them to be dealt with if you know even a small amount of Python.

    Good places to start are community sites like allaboutsymbian.com or my-symbian.com. Or you can check out the S60.com blogs and sites.

    There are a lot of devices from Nokia now. E-series are targetted more at Enterprise users where as the N-series are more consumer market devices, but can still do everything an E-series device can do.

  72. Much better coverage (in the UK at least) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our company use them for two very good reasons:
    1. Coverage is much better than mobile phones - less black spots.
    2. We use a group page so all the engineers receive any page that comes through.

    YMMV

  73. Pagers for kids by Zoxed · · Score: 1

    Since our kids are old enough to take themselves out to friends, or round the local area it has often been a pain to find them when required (meal times, bedtimes etc).
    I would love a cheap, small pager for each of them: no worries about it getting nicked or what else they use if for etc like a cellphone. It does not even have to carry a message: beeping means time to come home (or phone in).
    Size/form is the critical factor: eg integrated into a watch so it is not left at home, or on a friends floor !!

    1. Re:Pagers for kids by Fjodor42 · · Score: 1

      Have you tried talking to your kids - maybe telling them the value of keeping appointments?

      They're not robots, you should know...

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    2. Re:Pagers for kids by Zoxed · · Score: 1

      > Have you tried talking to your kids - maybe telling them the value of keeping appointments?

      Of course. (And they know that we will not be too happy if we have to come and search for them.) But their reliability varies, they go through phases of getting home on time and then always being late.

      But say they have sport at 5pm. It is 5 minutes before and they are not home. A worst case is it could take 15 minutes or more to scour the area to find them (although you may find them after 1 phone call). And sometimes they are at friends with no one answering the door or the phone.
      But if you tell them to be home 15 minutes before they have to leave then they will then be punctual and pissed off that they have to hang around for 15 minutes when they could be playing with their friends !!

      > They're not robots, you should know...

      I do: a robot could be reliably programmed to keep appointments !! And it would have a volume control :-)

  74. Pagers are great by spineboy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Pretty much all doctors still use them. Why?
    1) great reception - I often get pages way inside buildings, where cellphones have no hope of working
    2) Less intrusive. I get the info, but can respond to it when I choose. I guess you could call screen, but don't always know when to do that.
    3) batteries last for several months
    4) Loud common ring tones, strong vibrate mode. Pagers tend to have common ring tones, which different phones do not.Easier to differentiate in a noisy setting if your pager is going off.

    Sure they are an older tech, and not "cool", but they are still very useful, and better than a phone in many cases.

    My hospital uses Unication text pagers - google it.

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    1. Re:Pagers are great by Niartov · · Score: 0

      I don't expect this for much longer. I work for a large medical facility and the vendor can no longer handle the amount of messaging and they are not going to expand their services. We are starting to work on something that would replace the pagers.

    2. Re:Pagers are great by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 0

      Pretty much all doctors where I live still use them.

      Fixed that for you. I haven't seen a pager here in ages.

      2) Less intrusive. I get the info, but can respond to it when I choose. I guess you could call screen, but don't always know when to do that.

      I don't really get that. When would you not call screen? How do you know that a page from a given number is less urgent than a call from the same number? Apply the same rules.

      3) batteries last for several months

      Cell phone batteries often last a couple years, considering I've never owned a cell phone that didn't come with a charger. I typically get 5-7 days on a single charge on an older RAZR.

      4) Loud common ring tones, strong vibrate mode. Pagers tend to have common ring tones, which different phones do not. Easier to differentiate in a noisy setting if your pager is going off.

      Fail. Almost every cell phone will allow you to install your own ring tone, but I've never had a pager with that ability. If you went into a cell phone store with an MP3 on a USB drive and told them you'd buy a phone if they could install that as your ring tone, I guarantee you'd walk out with it. My own phone allows me to copy up files via Bluetooth so I could change it hourly for free if I wanted to. The point here is that you could make a ringtone of James Earl Jones saying "spineboy, you have a message". How much more distinct could you get?

      Finally, back to your point on reception. This is already changing as cell phone companies install repeaters inside large buildings. For example, a local steel mill got a repeater because otherwise phones wouldn't work at all inside its Faraday cage of a metal building. Chances are that if more than a handful of people need reception indoors somewhere, someone will supply it. Do you think they'll invest the same money supporting pagers today?

      Yes, pagers at this moment have one or two nice features in specific locales, but the writing is on the wall.

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    3. Re:Pagers are great by ThomConspicuous · · Score: 5, Informative

      Pretty much all doctors where I live still use them.

      Fixed that for you. I haven't seen a pager here in ages.

      You must not be in hospitals much. Every hospital I work in I see pagers in use. For most of the reasons stated by the original poster.

      3) batteries last for several months

      Cell phone batteries often last a couple years, considering I've never owned a cell phone that didn't come with a charger.

      The fact he was making is that batteries in a pager don't run out as fast as cell phone. No need to replace the single battery (in most pagers) but once a month sometimes and no need to remember to put it on a charger every night.

      4) Loud common ring tones, strong vibrate mode. Pagers tend to have common ring tones, which different phones do not. Easier to differentiate in a noisy setting if your pager is going off.

      Fail. Almost every cell phone will allow you to install your own ring tone, but I've never had a pager with that ability.

      Once again you assume too much. He was referring to more unique tones of the pager compared to the obnoxious ring tone choices on cell phones. The vibrate mode on most cell phones is very weak. At least weaker than they need to be in certain environments.

    4. Re:Pagers are great by alta · · Score: 5, Informative

      All of the major hospitals in this area still require doctors to have pagers.

      Pagers can be used in info sensitive, and interference sensitive areas. I've never seen a no pager zone. Hospitals can't have phones because the interference (google GSM interference) problems with monitors, and with the HIPPA problems with people being able to photo sensitive info.

      I'm not sure what he's talking about on call screening.

      On batteries, he's saying a single AA battery will last months. No charging. My BBCurve will go a day or two without a charge. My old moto pager would eat a battery every 2 months.

      Not sure the point on ringtones.

      As far as reception, a pager needs MUCH less of a signal for it to receive it's itty bitty page. A cell phone needs to maintain a strong signal because it's required for a decent 2 way call.

      I can see the point of a pager as a sysadmin. I've been suffering through with a blackberry as well, having monitors send SMS. The blackberry isn't loud (a pager in the house used to wake me up no matter WHERE I left it.) If I ever mute the phone because I went somewhere quite, I have to remember to turn it back on. I've missed SMS's because of ATT, never used to miss anything from the paging service. I've gotten pages when I was miles out in the Gulf of Mexico fishing, long after I lost cell reception.

      Until the phone companies make true paging a feature (pages aren't subject to the settings of calls, SMS, apps, etc) they will not be the same.

      Now, as far as why this is asked on slashdot? Google for pager service, tons of info. If that doesn't help find anyone local, then go to the nearest hospital, find a random doctor with a pager and ask them if they know who it's through. A lot of the time the pager is branded, or will at least have a sticker on it with the company it's from.

       

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    5. Re:Pagers are great by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 0

      You must not be in hospitals much.

      Not as much as my wife, granted. She (and her cell phone) are in surgery as we speak, but I mainly drop by for the free food at the staff meetings.

      No need to replace the single battery (in most pagers) but once a month sometimes and no need to remember to put it on a charger every night.

      What I'm asking, though, is whether that's really such a hardship. Doctors are in the habit of charging their PDAs daily, and it's pretty easy to get used to plugging in your phone at the same time.

      He was referring to more unique tones of the pager compared to the obnoxious ring tone choices on cell phones.

      What I was getting at is that you can make your cell phone sound exactly like your pager by recording the pager's tone and using that as your phone's ring tone. The reverse is not possible on any pager I've ever had.

      The vibrate mode on most cell phones is very weak. At least weaker than they need to be in certain environments.

      Now that is pretty legitimate, although it varies with the phone. That's one of the things that pagers usually do pretty well (even if it wrecks battery life ;-) ).

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    6. Re:Pagers are great by crashumbc · · Score: 4, Informative

      The hospital I work in still uses them. in-fact in addition to doctors, our IS department still uses them. and should. Pagers are STILL by far much more reliable then cell phones. If your in a field where you need to make sure you can be reached you use a pager. Although service has improved cell phones still have dead spots and don't work very well in large buildings. In fact at work the only place you get cell service is IS because we have a repeater, which breaks every couple of weeks. (and is currently broke in fact)

    7. Re:Pagers are great by necro81 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The major hospital where I work is still tied to pagers. They have a well-developed and flexible infrastructure built around them: calling a pager directly, numeric paging, text paging, etc. We like our pagers so much that, when we heard Motorola was discontinuing the model we use, we bought up all the available stock and stashed it away.

      That stash won't last forever, though, so the communications guys are testing out replacement technologies, like cellphones and VOIP. They have yet to find something that provides the same kind of flexibility and ubiquitous service.

    8. Re:Pagers are great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3) batteries last for several months

      Cell phone batteries often last a couple years

      Pure, unmitigated bullshit.

      The *best* standby time I've ever seen on a cellphone has been measured in *days*, not months (my moto v190 gets almost two weeks). When the "low battery" beep hits, the amount of time you have left is measured in hours (or minutes, if you receive any calls) for a cellphone and days for a pager.

      The difference is *HUGE*

      I typically get 5-7 days on a single charge on an older RAZR.

      Thank you for making his point for him. Perhaps if you weren't so keen on comparing apples and oranges, you wouldn't look like such an idiot.

    9. Re:Pagers are great by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      People in US intelligence often use pagers while at work because they are required to leave their cell phones outside of the secure areas. Kind of a strange rule but whatever. I page the person I need and they call me back.

    10. Re:Pagers are great by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      Finally a response from a lower UID than the idiot who couldn't legitimately answer a single one of the GP's points about the usefulness of pagers for doctors, but somehow still got "Insightful"...

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    11. Re:Pagers are great by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      My wife's a doctor and I gave the reasons she uses a cell phone instead of a pager. Maybe, just maybe, I know a little more about the subject than you think.

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    12. Re:Pagers are great by pz · · Score: 1

      I'm on faculty at one of the biggest hospitals in the US. One that you have heard of (not the Mayo Clinic, but in that class). All of the physicians use pagers here.

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    13. Re:Pagers are great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As well, as a network admin, when your ability to send an email goes down, you cannot "page" the owner of the system with a text message, a serious problem.

    14. Re:Pagers are great by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Sigh. Everyone seems to be dinging me on this, when all I was trying to point out is that phone vs. pager seems to be an issue of local custom. At our hospital, almost everyone has a cell phone. I wasn't trying to imply that they weren't still used (or even that they weren't still popular) elsewhere.

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    15. Re:Pagers are great by level_headed_midwest · · Score: 1

      All of the doctors I have seen have a pager if they are on duty or on call, and I am a medical student and see lots of doctors on a daily basis. Most doctors also carry a cell phone or smartphone which rings as well, but they are used for different purposes. The pagers are the "we need you to come to room XYZ now" tool while the cell or smartphone is the "We need a quick opinion on this" tool.

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    16. Re:Pagers are great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with the HIPPA problems with people

      Just a minor nit, but it's "HIPAA" not "HIPPA"

    17. Re:Pagers are great by heson · · Score: 1

      Its becuase phones can be hacked to answer calls from certain numbers, not play ringtone, turn on the mic while still looking like they are not in use. Convenient bugging device.

    18. Re:Pagers are great by TwobyTwo · · Score: 1

      Exactly as spineboy says. Those are the advantages, especially better coverage, no need to recharge batteries every 2nd or 3rd night. I love being able to get back to people when I'm ready. I use skytel. Phone is only on when I'm ready to actually take calls; pager is on all the time.

    19. Re:Pagers are great by naetuir · · Score: 1

      While I'm not going to respond specifically to your points:

      I lived right next to the Mayo Clinic for a long, long time. My ex worked there and brought home her pager every day. Only recently have I moved away. They still use pagers (as of last year anyways). Why? Because they're far more professional than busting out your cellphone (intrusive) on your patient. There are plenty of other reasons, but professionalism alone is enough for a hospital (which I absolutely expect the epitome of professionalism from - just like, I also expect, most others do).

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    20. Re:Pagers are great by ukemike · · Score: 1

      Pagers work well in hospitals partly because hospitals have typically have hardwired phones all over the place. Years ago I had a pager for work. I called it my leash. The boss would occasionally yank on the leash and I would have to go on a hunt for a payphone. That would be nearly impossible today. Payphones are almost impossible to find anymore.

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    21. Re:Pagers are great by aonic · · Score: 1

      I had a pager long ago (possibly was a drug dealer...), but my favorite thing about it was that it took a standard AAA battery. If it ran out, I could just pop in a new one without having to find a charger.

    22. Re:Pagers are great by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah that makes a lot of sense, it would be almost impossible to secure also.

    23. Re:Pagers are great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My son goes to a private school where all the Dad's are either finance gurus or doctors. All the doctors wear the same type of pager my cheap-a$$ company gives me for on-call IT support, so when I have to carry mine around, everyone assumes I'm just another doctor :-)

    24. Re:Pagers are great by nermel · · Score: 1

      Many people involved with Emergency Management, storm chasing, etc still use pagers. Primarly because when there are times of crisis such as a tornado or other disaster, cell phone traffic spikes very heavily - and is almost unusuable. Meanwhile, the pager networks are so underutilized anymore that they can handle any spikes amongst the small # of subscribers they still have. A small tornado came through Oklahoma City last year and my cell phone cycled through sprint, alltel & us cellular's networks. The phone was as usable as a brick. Meanwhile, my pager worked just fine and I was able to receive NWS texts without any problems.

    25. Re:Pagers are great by spineboy · · Score: 1

      Well, considering I'm a surgeon, and my wife's a doctor also, every hospital that we've worked in, and have worked in, and have interviewed at, use pagers. As a matter of fact, I can think of over 30+ hospitals (large academic to small community) that all use pagers. Can't think of any that don't

      Often (not always) operating rooms are deep within hospitals, and hospitals aren't interested in having cell phone repeaters inside hospitals due to possible interference issues, etc.

      My iPhone needs to be charged almost nightly - if I forget to bring my charger, I'm S.O.L.

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    26. Re:Pagers are great by aldwin · · Score: 1

      IAAD, and I worked in hospitals up until earlier this year - one reason I'm glad to be out in private practice is not having to carry a damn pager! I haven't yet seen an area in a hospital, or met a doctor of any specialty, who didn't carry a phone as well as a pager. One of the primary reasons the hospital I worked at still had pagers was for handover. At the end of your shift you gave the pager to the doctor working the next one, meaning that instead of having to work out whose phone to call, you just page the doctor and get whoever is on. If you'd forget to hand it over and take it home, you soon work it out ...

    27. Re:Pagers are great by freemywrld · · Score: 1

      Same here. We use Metrocall/USAMobility as our paging provider. Almost everyone who is on-call for any reason (doctors, IS folks, etc.) has a company-provided Metrocall pager. People can choose to also be paged to their personal cell phones but no one in our organization is REQUIRED to personally own a device that can receive messages.

      Some people (such as myself) have PDAs instead, but I agree with many above posters that it is very difficult to find a ringtone that is loud enough to effectively wake me up. Everyone I know who has the dame device just picks the longest ringtone and sets the volume as high as it goes.

      And for the record, I don't live in some small town. I work for one of the largest hospitals in the Seattle area. So pagers aren't dead, just less common.

    28. Re:Pagers are great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The vibrate mode on most cell phones is very weak. At least weaker than they need to be in certain environments.

      I know; my girlfriend was just saying the same thing.

    29. Re:Pagers are great by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that pagers obviate the need for passthrough of caller ID info - my rate of response to a page from my wife, who probably just wants to know if I'm free for lunch, is going to be rather different from a 911 page to the ICU.

      Another so-far-ignored advantage of pagers is the ability to hand them off. You can, for example, have one on-call pager for an entire group or (in an academic hospital) service, and the nurses don't have to spend time looking up who's on call or wondering if someone has switched call without telling them - they just call the on-call pager.

    30. Re:Pagers are great by alta · · Score: 1

      This also works great for a team of sysadmins... We always had the on-call pager, and in the battery compartment we had all the need-to-know phone numbers... Now, I work for a smaller company, there's no one to hand off to. Oh well, up time is also not quite as critical either.

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    31. Re:Pagers are great by Kagura · · Score: 1

      So what, you win the award for posting the most misunderstanding reply today?

    32. Re:Pagers are great by ls+-la · · Score: 1

      Another so-far-ignored advantage of pagers is the ability to hand them off...

      Although I do think pagers are a better choice, I feel compelled to point out that one can (and some hospitals do) hand off an on-call cell phone too.

    33. Re:Pagers are great by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      ... which so rarely comes with extended battery life, low equipment cost, etc. that makes handing it off a task of 10 seconds rather than a ten-minute fight over who should charge the damned thing, where the car adapter is, who broke the holster, and so forth.

      But your point is taken. Our ED uses one of those multi-homed cordless phone systems for their staff, although the system only works down there.

    34. Re:Pagers are great by mokumegane · · Score: 1

      You know, come to think of it... Even my step-dad still had a pager back in 2005. He was the director of IS for the company I used to work for and yes, he was on call A LOT. He was also sent to Germany a lot... That pager worked EVERYWHERE, trust me. He also had a company cell phone, which didn't work everywhere. (Trust me, this company wasn't very smart... it took him ten years to get them to direct deposit checks lol... not to mention the mess of technology they had- yes, it was a MESS!)

  75. Is the author of qpage reading this by sqldr · · Score: 1

    Oi, you! I patched qpage to include username support, and I've emailed you THREE TIMES with my patch, and you never included it! I deserve to be heard!

    Alas, most of the world is using "sendpage" now, which is a bit easier to use, but.. argh.. I don't want to become the sole maintainer of a qpage fork :-D

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  76. Emergency only? by sgunhouse · · Score: 1

    Volunteer firemen still have pagers, and a friend whose wife was extremely ill was issued a pager by the medical service which was taking care of her - so pagers do still exist. But they may all be privately-run and not by telephone companies ...

  77. Lose some weight, stick with the BlackBerry by likerice · · Score: 1

    How overweight does one have to be to *not* notice the BlackBerry vibrating when it's tucked against one's person?

    1. Re:Lose some weight, stick with the BlackBerry by electronerdz · · Score: 1

      I am so used to my phone vibrating in my pocket that not only does my body ignore it, but sometimes I feel my leg vibrating, and reach down to grab my phone, and it isn't there. My body just randomly vibrates.

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    2. Re:Lose some weight, stick with the BlackBerry by Fjodor42 · · Score: 1

      ...and wouldn't you happen to know, that there is a facebook group about that exact thing (I joined) :-)

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    3. Re:Lose some weight, stick with the BlackBerry by Constantine+XVI · · Score: 1

      I barely notice my BlackBerry vibrate most of the time.

      What I DO notice however, is the *WAH*WAH*WAH* it pumps out when I get messages from certain people

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    4. Re:Lose some weight, stick with the BlackBerry by EvanED · · Score: 1

      I can't speak to the Blackberry, but I have a Motorola Razr and I'm rather disappointed by the stuff along this line. I've missed calls because it's rung too quietly, and I've almost missed calls because I didn't notice it vibrating in my pocket. (I'm 6' and 170, so hardly overweight.)

  78. Obvious solution by Doctor+O · · Score: 2, Interesting

    there's no way to tell from the caller id if it's some annoying luser or somebody you should actually talk to until you answer the call and then it's too late

    No, it's not. You're on a mobile phone. You can always start asking "Hello? Hello? Is there anybody? HELLO!" two or three seconds after picking up the call and then hang up. If they call again, do the same thing. How are they to prove that you weren't in an area with bad reception?

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    1. Re:Obvious solution by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      "How are they to prove that you weren't in an area with bad reception?"

      If it's my boss, easy. He knows we have a Femtocell on site :(

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    2. Re:Obvious solution by eth1 · · Score: 1

      I never answer my cell with my name. Just "hello?"

      If it's someone who shouldn't have the number, "I'm sorry, you have a wrong number."

    3. Re:Obvious solution by Doctor+O · · Score: 1

      I do that, too, only saying "hello". But it wouldn't work for me at all as a work-avoider, as my boss, clients and coworkers know my voice so I can't act as if I were somebody else. I can see, however, how this could work for client support where people don't know you.

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    4. Re:Obvious solution by Doctor+O · · Score: 1

      If it's my boss, easy. He knows we have a Femtocell on site :(

      And how does he know you're at home? Because you know, unfortunately you were just shopping groceries when a call came in, but you couldn't hear what was being spoken, and because there was no caller ID you couldn't call back.

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  79. it's like michael stipe said by JAZ · · Score: 1

    "We all have cell phones, so come on - let's get real."

    A song practically writes itself from there.

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  80. There's more to pagers by sasha328 · · Score: 1

    I am a volunteer with the SES (Australian state emergency service, similar to civil defense agencies) and we still use pagers (as well as text messages, which also get forwarded to email!). My pager is made by Motorola.

    Although it is more convenient to just carry a mobile phone, there is a danger that text messages if the network is congested for there to be a significant (and sometimes detrimental) delay. On two occasion last year or early this year, texts didn't get delivered for a whole day.
    Pagers are instant, but if your pager is not in a reception area (in a tunnel or whatever) then there is the danger of completely missing the message.

    Anyway, paging services are usually independent of telecoms.

  81. Why pagers are still in style... by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 1

    Yes, you can send alerts such as server down needy of attention to your mobile etc. The problem I've with mobile networks is delivery is not always guaranteed and for some businesses that is not acceptable however are oblivious that some mobile networks don't guarantee delivery unless you pay big bucks. There is also the possibility that someone "oncall" is out of range. This is why pagers are more reliable no matter how daggy they might look.

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  82. more,less by MT628496 · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one that thought by pagers, we were talking about more, less and company?

    1. Re:more,less by Tyr_7BE · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who read your post and thought "I know more and less...but what's company?"

  83. Some background by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm not a pager guy, but have used them and know pager guys. Also, have played with old pager gear as a staring point for some ham radio projects.

    Pagers used high power (300 watt) transmitters, and if you wanted to cover a decent area, several of them, synchronized to prevent distorted signals in the area where their coverage patterns overlapped. They were known for their tendency to interfere with other systems, no matter how well they were maintained. It was an expensive way to make not much money.

    Profit margins were low, and churn was always a problem. Companies went in and out of business, larger companies consolidated the smaller companies, but, in the end, Nextel and cellular technology gave you two-way communication at essentially the same monthly rate.

    Basically, paging companies were made economically obsolete by advances in technology.
    There are "micro" paging systems still in use at restaurants, hospitals and companies, but the high power transmitters on the hill are pretty much gone, replaced with cell sites.

    1. Re:Some background by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked for a paging company here in Oregon in the 90's. I was there 3 years and the company merged into another paging company no less than 3 times. The local Oregon company got bought by the regional company got bought by the national company and then bought the other big national company. I think that company is now USA Mobility. Churn was high and morale was low. It was obvious cell phones were killing the industry (we were a cell reseller as well and the cell sales guys were the only ones who didn't come and go). As others have said, there still is a need for pagers, but not really by consumers, which were an important part of the business. I still occasionally see pagers and usually it's either someone who works for a hospital, or for our local government, because they are on an emergency response team.

    2. Re:Some background by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work for USA Mobility and I have to disagree. They have towers and terminals that cover pretty much the entire lower 48. But you're right about the interference, since pagers use some very close bands to ham radio (454 and 929 mHz come to mind).

      That said, I can't imagine why anyone other than doctors would want to use them. Pagers are not really manufactured anymore, except for cheap, breaky Chinese ones like the Eagle Ranger or Alpha Elite, and even those they usually get refurbished, so unless you get an outrageously-priced 2-way, there will be reliability problems. Not to mention, since anyone can send a message anonymously to any pager from a convenient web interface, there are issues with spam. All this at a price-point equal or greater than a cell phone. But at least they have a loud, retro beep.

    3. Re:Some background by PAGEMEUSA · · Score: 1

      Wow, Peter you should do research before you speak. Usamobility, Skytel and AMSI are all still in business with several million "pagers" still in service far from MICRO. The transmitter on the hill is still there and we do not interfere with other systems. As a matter of fact it is the opposite. We are the only communication device allowed in operating rooms and are the preferred device for first responders. Ever try to plug your charger into the wall after a hurricane? We use a simulcast system not a cell system so we cover better and have better overlap during such events. If we loose 3 towers we are still sending traffic but if you loose 3 cell towers they stop all together.

    4. Re:Some background by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      but the high power transmitters on the hill are pretty much gone, replaced with cell sites.

      I'm curious how you came up with this fact. My pager still works almost everywhere in New England, unlike cell phones.

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  84. Oh, btw... by Fjodor42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Did anyone stop to ask the cell phone haters if they had such devices "back in their days"?

    It's ok to be adverse to cell phones, it's ok to long for the pager days, but the pager functionality is *completely integrated* in the cell phone system, so are they asking that we "burn them all", or are they really whining about not being able to transition?

    My phone has a silent mode. It has the option to disconnect an incoming call. It has the option to tell my service provider to never, ever, forward a call to voicemail *whatsoever*!

    If I'm busy, I can pretty much tell from the preview of the text message alone, whether I need to read and see if something needs my attention, and if not, the combination of that and caller ID provides even more clue...

    But sure, if you want, you can always try to cram a cell phone size display into the strangely crippled device that a pager is, and see if you can market it. If no one has done it before, I don't know, but I wouldn't invest in anything of the sort...

    Bottom line: If you need the limitations of a pager, your phone *and you* in combination are up to the task easily, but instead, you can just whine as me in this comment, and then go blaming someone else for your failure to RTFM...

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    1. Re:Oh, btw... by mjhuot · · Score: 1

      OK, one function missing from the cellphone is the ability to send a phone number to it from a plain old telephone. This is a huge function used in my hospital. If there is an emergency there is nothing faster than picking up a phone, dialing 7-10 digits, then hitting 5-10 more digits and the #.

    2. Re:Oh, btw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But sure, if you want, you can always try to cram a cell phone size display into the strangely crippled device that a pager is,

      No, thanks. My pager is small. That's a feature - I don't want to carry a large object like a cellphone in my pocket.

    3. Re:Oh, btw... by Mista2 · · Score: 1

      I have missed more calls and SMS messages than I can count, but I have never missed a page.

      The other thing I like is my pager is not on my belt when I am not on call, but I usually have my cellphone with me regardless. No annoying, server down , oh no, its back again messages when I'm not on call 8)

    4. Re:Oh, btw... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      but the pager functionality is *completely integrated* in the cell phone system

      How I wish it were.

      Pagers have much better coverage, much better battery life, and are much smaller.

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  85. Pagers and phones... by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    It's not just pagers. I find myself looking at cell phones and wondering where there's just a simple phone with no bells, whistles, touch displays, etc. Has to be durable as well and get good signal anywhere instead of having power worked to all kinds of unused features.

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    1. Re:Pagers and phones... by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      Motofone F3 - look it up. GSM, $40 unlocked, E-Ink display (no backlight - very good in sunlight, not so good at night)

  86. on call :-( by $0.02 · · Score: 1

    and have a pager

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  87. pagers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only miss the reliable, economical, nonintrusive pagers, also wonder if anybody out there still has the eight digit accompanying code to convey a message, 11 who, 22 what, 33 where, 44 when? Thanks!

  88. Call them by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    I see pagers in bulk at work all the time coming and going, try calling a sales rep instead of looking on the web pages.

    Pagers will be a smaller profit item so they wont push them like the old days.

    And i agree, 90% of the people on call need nothing more then a simple ( and cheap ) pager.

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  89. Good Riddance by Ophion · · Score: 1

    Pagers, especially as used in the technology sector, are usually tools of exploitation. If you are not getting paid properly (meaning extravagantly, since you have to arrange your life around getting called away to work at any time) for the hours during which you are on call, then you are a slave.

  90. Re:The 80s called by berberine · · Score: 1

    i dunno wtf you need a pager for if you have a cell phone. Get a nice cell that does all the bells and whistles YOU desire and you're gtg.

    There are many hospitals that still won't allow cell phones around their equipment and still have bans on having cell phones in the hospital. However, pagers don't cause the interference that cell phones do. Thus, pagers are still important in some areas. If you work in a hospital, a pager is a handy thing to still have.

  91. Samsung SCH-A930, on Verizon by Gangrif · · Score: 1

    At my last job, we used pagers rather than Cel phones. They worked pretty well. I belive the company we went through was Penncel (or pensel, cant remember). My current job is also an oncall position. We use Verizon wireless phones. My current phone is a samsung SCH-A930. Works very well as a pager. Has a few loud ring tones, and verizon's firmware lets you set the alert on text messages such that it will re-alert if you don't ack it. That being said, there's a good chance i'll be switching to a PDA type phone in the future. I hope i can find one that works as well as a pager, as it does a pda.

  92. Tune in to 930 MHz and see all the pager traffic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If you tune in to 930 MHz or so, and hook up a flex decoder, like say, winflex, to your radio's discriminator output, you'll see quite a few businesses still use pagers. Hospitals, car services, banks, big-IT like Ixx, Hx, and the government all send pages out cleartext when their systems are down or offline.

  93. Where have all the pagers gone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Silicon Heaven.

  94. BBAlerts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look into BBAlerts to re-alert you on your msges, and then look for a loud pager like tone online. Sorry blackberry is much better than a pager in my opinion.

  95. Pagers are still needed by mjhuot · · Score: 1

    I have been fighting this idea for quite a while now. Unfortunately, it is a losing battle. I work for a health care provider. We still have thousands of pagers in use. We use them for all kinds of alerting on the clinical side. People like their pagers for form factor, reliability, familiarity and the tools that are used. They are very hard to compete with.
    The pager is still smaller than most cell phones. Some cell phones come close in size, but are hard to use when they get that small. I am not sure I could get anyone to agree that a cell phone that is the same size pager is better than the pager. The pager has less buttons to deal with at that size and usually the screen is larger.
    The pager has been the gold standard for reliability. Five years ago, no one questioned how quick a page was received. Everyone expected within seconds of sending the page would be received. They also knew coverage would penetrate any structure anywhere in their area. Neither of these two things are doable with SMS without special measures taken.
    People have been using pagers in one form or another for 20+ years. The biggest change is adding 3-4 more buttons and alpha-numeric screens. I don't have to train anyone on how to use a pager. I know this sounds ridiculous, but I do need to train people on how to use a phone.
    The other point in their favor that I had a hard time dealing with is the tools. People like to dial a number and press digits. It is quick and reliable, they don't need a PC to do it. We also have small terminals, that have an LCD display and a keyboard with a modem line, we call them "alphamates". Recently we tried to ban them and we had a revolt on our hands. The main problem was that the idea of having to alt-tab to a browser and use a web form to send a page was unacceptable by our users. As a technology person this seemed to be just whining. The more valid argument I heard was if they were not logged in, and they had something critical going on that they needed to page for. They would have to find a PC and login, which could take minutes to send a page versus seconds with the alphamate.
    As has been mentioned above the economics of paging has now made this service unreliable. We have had reports of pages taking 10+ minutes to be received. I have heard of processes being changed to accommodate for the slower pages. In our business this is unacceptable. We have a private in building paging system for super critical pages, but this usually means someone carries two pagers, one for those critical on-site pages and one for off site use.
    We have looked into SMS, but until we can get some reliability in coverage and delivery times it just won't work for us. The carriers all say they can provide a special connection to better insure delivery, but no SLAs will be tied to it. We would also have to look at a distributed antenna system to make sure we have 100% coverage in all areas in our buildings, which we are doing anyway. It still leaves our users homes as possible gaps though. There is still the issue of the alphamate as well. Sure people could text from their own phones, but you try telling that to a techno-phobic health care provider who is still struggling with their PC. I don't want to be ageist won't go into this much, the average age of a nurse.

  96. Re:Custom Ringtones seconded - "Alarm" on iPhone by Shag · · Score: 1

    I use the iPhone's "Alarm" ringtone (at max volume) as an alarm clock. I don't dare set it as the sound for anything incoming, because then it might happen when I'm around other people, and it tends to make everyone else in the room jump and look panicky.

    (It's an "Alarm" tone of the sort you might hear at your local nuke plant if cooling fails. Good stuff.)

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  97. Do what I did. by Vermifax · · Score: 1

    Get Blackberry alerts (makes your blackberry ping you if you haven't answered it)
    http://www.handango.com/catalog/ProductDetails.jsp;jsessionid=37239925D458872C11BCFC9520E8B5B0.worker6?storeId=2218&platformId=5&productId=199266&WT.mc_Id=programId11

    Also I recorded my skytel pager and then set it as a custom ringtone on my berry before giving the skytel pager back.

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  98. PhoneAlarm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had the unfortunate pleasure of living my life on call for the last few years. Without a doubt, the most critical app I use is a little product called PhoneAlarm. It's designed for Windows Mobile devices and can be used to set up things like repeating alerts for different types of messages, different alert types depending on things like sender address, and automatic profile switching (vibrate, loud, etc) based on rules I can set up. I can tell it to use one alert for messages from my monitoring app and a different alert for messages from friends, go to vibrate at 8am and loud mode at 5pm, and repeat the alert every x number of seconds basically until I acknowledge it and clear it.

    Ive used lots of apps over the last 5 years, but this is one of the few that I can say I have used consistently over that entire time.

  99. Re:The 80s called by jdanton1 · · Score: 1

    If you have Blackberry Enterprise Server (and access to it or the admin) you could configure Nagios pages in a special (tier 1) category, and change the behavior on those (keep ringing and vibrating)

  100. Beepers.com by drachenfyre · · Score: 1

    plenty of pagers to be had. You just need to not fail at google. Or the obvious .com address.

  101. pager. by nimbius · · Score: 1

    you mean that thing that rattles around in my left desk drawer occasionally? i suppose its just going to keep rattling...damned if iknow what it does.

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  102. Old voice pager... by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

    My dad had one of those REALLY old voice pagers that had the loudest beep, and then whoever was on the other side spoke through it - except that it was hard to tell who was on the other end because it sounded worse than a drive-through speaker box.

  103. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

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  104. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently got a Motorokr rokr z6 and it's perfect in the paging regard.

    1) It's intended to be a music player so it has a nice loud speaker for ring tones. (no way you'll miss it)

    2) If you receive a notification (missed call, voicemail, text, etc.) it will remind you of it every few minutes with a vibration or tone depending on preference, until you acknowledge it.

  105. New Blackberries by Tyr_7BE · · Score: 1

    Have you tried one of the newer BlackBerry models (Bold)? They have some pretty ridiculously loud ring tones. Like, there would have to be something really really wrong with you to sleep through one of these things going off. There are quiet tranquil ones for times when you don't want the...urgency...that some of the louder ring tones offer. I use mine for an alarm clock and damned if it doesn't yank me out of bed wondering wtf is going on every morning.

    1. Re:New Blackberries by pclminion · · Score: 1

      I think it's weird that people have to be woken up by something. As if you didn't have the noise, you'd just keep on sleeping... forever. Van Winkle style.

      I wake up at the same time every morning. Whether I stayed up an hour past usual, whether I drank a few beers before bed, anything. If I need to wake up earlier on a particular day, I tell myself this as I fall asleep, and I wake up earlier. Does this not happen to other people?

      I would imagine it's painful for the very first event of each day to be a sudden jolt into consciousness with an annoying sound. Not that I blame anyone for not doing it like I do, it just seems like it would suck.

  106. Re:The 80s called by Qzukk · · Score: 2, Informative

    i dunno wtf you need a pager for if you have a cell phone. Get a nice cell that does all the bells and whistles YOU desire and you're gtg.

    Because sometimes you need to be paged.

    Also, sending a page from a modem is trivial, just dial the number, pause, and dial whatever number or code you want. I can even program the ancient phone system at work to do that when someone calls after hours. If you've got a way to do that for an arbitrary cell phone provider for free, I'd love to hear about it (otherwise, you play guess the email-to-sms gateway, then get a mangled SMS with all sorts of useless header junk before you get to the text messa... which gets cut off because the headers filled up the SMS character limit).

    A few cell phone providers do have "press X to page the person" in the voicemail system. Maybe this would work as long as the person remembered never to answer when the automated paging system was calling.

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  107. Pagers are still available.... by jcluthe · · Score: 1

    http://www.usamobility.com/products/messaging/ They do our pagers - they work great.

  108. Reliable Response Notification by drig · · Score: 1

    My company's product (plug alert!), Reliable Response Notification http://www.reliableresponse.net, is an IT emergency notification product. Essentially, it's a paging server. It handles this by giving you multiple notification options, including voice notification which calls you over the POTS. It also can be configured to retry you after 5, 10, or 15 minutes if you don't respond in time, or escalate up a chain if you happen to sleep through or miss your page. With Blackberries, we've had good luck using GTalk, which for some reason beeps louder than email or SMS.

    Of course, we also support pagers. Since pagers tend to be a little more expensive and a little more rare, it's common for our customers to have one "on-call" pager which they hand off to the on-call person. After the on-call pager, we put a rotating list of backup on-call staff, in case the primary misses the page.

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    1. Re:Reliable Response Notification by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Interesting looking product, but I don't seem to find any pricing or way to buy; just a demo request.

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  109. Re:The 80s called by Synn · · Score: 1

    I used to have an iPhone and had the same Nagios behavior. Every nagios SMS was a separate conversation.

    I have an Android G1 and the conversations are in 1 thread now, a lot easier to manage.

  110. Re:The 80s called by gbrandt · · Score: 1

    What is an iTouch? Do you mean an iPhone?

    Gregor

  111. Pagers are still alive and well by WiglyWorm · · Score: 1

    I work for a hospital, and we have a heavy reliance on pagers. Likely for all the reasons you listed. We certainly don't want a doctor missing their page. You should be able to get a nice 2 way pager with nationwide service cheap as dirt with no contracts in this day and age.

    We use a company called USA Mobility but I think they offer only corporate solutions, not individual paging accounts. For an individual solution... yeah, I don't know. About the only people who need an individual pager are drug dealers (no account needed, harder to trace than a cell phone).

  112. Maybe get one of these? by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    Might not be stylish but you will not miss your calls

    http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.13236

  113. Only one left that I know by RobertNotBob · · Score: 1
    http://www.usamobility.com/

    .

    That's the only one I know about...

    I used to work for a hospital and they are pretty much the only group left.

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  114. Secure buildings by ebh · · Score: 1

    One-way pagers are still used a lot by people who work in secure buildings. The building's shielding completely blocks (intentionally) any RF in or out, including cell signals. But you can "whitelist" the pager signal from the satellite by installing a repeater on the roof of the building that retransmits into the building.

  115. Local Hospital Geek here: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Metrocall Paging was the best in the industry. They merged with Arch Paging to become USAMobility. They have the best coverage and pricing available. I do this for a large health system in Western PA and used to work for the paging company. Pagers have better penetration than cell phones due to many towers sending the message out at once instead on one to one of a cell phone. The drawback is a one way pager is one way and if it misses a page, you ain't gettin it at all.

  116. Re:The 80s called by CompMD · · Score: 1

    Believe it or not, you can't just bring a 1W radio transmitter with you everywhere.

  117. There are still pagers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm posting as Anonymous Coward because I'm going to say some things that I don't want traced back to me.

    My company has a pager that our on call person uses. We rotate on call duties every week and the person on call gets the pager. The pager has a guaranteed service where the pages are guaranteed to get sent within a certain time frame. We also send SMS alerts to cell phones, but nobody in the USA guarantees timely SMS delivery and we have had SMS messages get delayed as long as one day. Hence the pager so the on call person knows about problems.

    We're using American Messaging (http://www.americanmessaging.net) and currently are having issues with them. They have twice disconnected our service for "non-payment" this year. The first time was a mistake on their part (we did pay on time) and they punished us for their mistake. Nice. We are currently disconnected and they are claiming non-payment and we are trying to see if it's another case of them dropping the ball and punishing us for their mistake. We have to have reliable pages so if it turns out that American Messaging has disconnected us unfairly, we are probably going to look for another carrier. We simply cannot have a paging service that cuts us off with no warning for non-payment when the problem is that they are too incompetent to process our payment correctly. To be fair, we have not yet determined who is to blame in the current situation, but since they cut us off in the past due to their own incompetence, it doesn't give us a warm, fuzzy feeling that they have just cause this time.

  118. Bob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gewglie gewglie

    http://www.pagersonline.com/

  119. Operational benefits of physical pager by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With a shared physical pager, there's no ambiguity about who's on-call.

    A physical pager must be handed to the next person in the on-call rotation before you're off-call.

    So, you're motivated to make sure the on call transfer takes place.

    When the on-call rotation is among a group of people in the same place and who see each other in person occasionally, these can be serious benefits.

  120. here you go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this site should steer you in the right direction.

  121. you never had a nexttel. by luther349 · · Score: 0

    those phone go off like bombs lol. being when they ring the use the 2 way loud speaker. as for pagers they lost there spotlight to cellphones. you cant instantly respond on a pager you always needed to find a phone with a cell thats not the case. anf even if you dont thers always the voicemail for a message or even a text message.

  122. Re:The 80s called by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Or how about he simply has a crappy phone.

    My Nokia E62 can wake the dead in ringing and I can set it to annoy me for 2 hours after a email or sms has been received.

    he does not need a pager, he needs a non-crappy phone. Blackberry's are made for trendy executives that dont want to be bothered. they like the pathetic vibrate and the pleasing tone that says "please pay attention to me."

    My E62 on the other hand screams, "I'm trying to piss you off, come deal with me NOW!!!" If set to loudest volume I can hear the alerts and ringing through my pillow over my head 2 rooms away.

    Plus the tools I get from running symbian, I get cool apps that can record phone calls, only ring on specific numbers after hours, etc... Oh and if you really gotta have it, it works with blackberry push. and if you have it debranded, it's as fast as the e61i after you remove the crappy cingular firmware.

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  123. Where all tech goes to die... by ethicalBob · · Score: 1
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  124. They have pagers .. You just have to remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just have to remember who the pager providers are..

    Try

    Mobilfone (dot com)
    pagenet (dot com)

  125. Me too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A similar situation happened to me last week. I went to my local Toyota dealer. I went to their Accesories department. NOT ONE buggy whip was there!

    Where have all of the buggy whips gone?

  126. Motorola by Puls4r · · Score: 4, Informative

    We use the Motorola Advisor Gold. They are wonderful devices - never break (I've known employees who have dropped them in the toilet and they still functioned afterwards), have a clear screen, good backlite, strong vibrate, and continue to vibrate if you do not acknowledge them. Great little tool for knowing when the assembly line is down.

    1. Re:Motorola by Leomania · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've known employees who have dropped them in the toilet and they still functioned afterwards

      Oh well. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!

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    2. Re:Motorola by danomac · · Score: 1

      I've known employees who have dropped them in the toilet and they still functioned afterwards

      Methinks if I dropped something like that in the toilet it'd be flushed away with the rest of the contents. I certainly wouldn't reach in there and then tell someone about it! ;)

    3. Re:Motorola by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I've known employees who have dropped them in the toilet and they still functioned afterwards

      You should fit your employees with something like this

      http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Borg_Construct_Aj%5E6

      Less chance of 'accidents'. It makes them happier too, well if you don't overvolt them too much.

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    4. Re:Motorola by RenderSeven · · Score: 5, Funny

      When I was doing a stint in field service a few years back I had 2 Moto pagers. After 3 weeks of being paged incessantly, driving all over NY and NJ on no sleep, and living out of the service van. I got utterly fed up, pulled off the next exit on the NJ Turnpike, found a bar, ordered a very tall vodka & vodka, and dropped all three pagers into the full glass. After 15 minutes of soaking in 80-proof and lemon wedges, they damned things still beeped at me from inside the glass. I'll never forget the sinking feeling of that failed Rebellion, watching my Pager Cocktail vibrate across the bartop.

      There is no escaping from field service, from New Jersey, or from Motorola pagers.

    5. Re:Motorola by SpectreBlofeld · · Score: 1

      80-proof liquor? There's your problem. Use plain ol' water next time.

      I had a good laugh at the idea of a vibrating Pager Cocktail, thanks.

    6. Re:Motorola by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drop some salt & water in it next time. Alcohol and water are non-conductive without ionizing agents. I think Alcohol is just plain old non-conductive.. never tried it mixed with water though.

    7. Re:Motorola by dannys42 · · Score: 1

      sweet, so when're we going to have vodka cooled computers?

    8. Re:Motorola by RenderSeven · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who knew commercial electronics was a garnish? :-)

    9. Re:Motorola by mokumegane · · Score: 1

      I've known employees who have dropped them in the toilet and they still functioned afterwards

      Oh well. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!

      You mean, like, drive over it? Lol, I know someone who drove over his phone with an 18-wheeler and his wife was STILL able to talk the cell company into believing it fell under their clause so they could get another free one.

    10. Re:Motorola by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      Probably not soon - water does a better job.

  127. Re:The 80s called by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    The Blackberry probably can be configured with a different ringtone.

    My Windows Mobile phone (AT&T Tilt) was configured for a long time with a ringer that was a semi-high-pitched piercing series of beeps - you could hear it from across the building at work if I forgot to put it on vibrate.

    I updated the ROM and the new default ringtone is some pleasing Microsoft melody, I really need to change it back...

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  128. Remember Pager Codes? by Stubtify · · Score: 1

    1151176-926312-60035-1113-11101170-53170-540127-1773552635-7415-11124 74353-16105-111174-743112-6377-9401735....50-5901730

    1. Re:Remember Pager Codes? by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Akk, how did you get my SSN!!??!!??

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  129. That's not a pager... by Dareth · · Score: 0

    ... That is Chuck Norris!

    And if Chuck Norris is behind you, it is too late, cause he is paging you with a roundhouse kick to the head!

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    1. Re:That's not a pager... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      And if Chuck Norris is behind you, it is too late, cause he is paging you with a roundhouse kick to the head!

      "Full Point!"

  130. IBM still uses 'em by RiffRafff · · Score: 1

    Mostly Skytel. Commodity bill per one-way pager is about $32 per month.

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  131. Try American Messaging by jonpublic · · Score: 4, Funny

    http://www.americanmessaging.net/paging/index.asp

    I believe verizon sold/spun off their paging service to American Messaging. We use still use pagers for notifications.

    On the plus side, not only are they reliable, but my pager gives me some serious street cred, Every thinks I'm a drug dealer, or still living in 8th grade.

  132. beep beep, goes the cellphone! by Zoson · · Score: 1

    If you are that attached to technology of yore, get a pager beep ringtone and set that for work.

    Q.E.D.

  133. Re:The 80s called by illumin8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The most paranoid, yet strangely compelling, Python script I like is one that works as a kind of panic button. You load the app and it immediately takes a photo of whatever the camera is aimed at, sends a MMS message (or email, or SMS) with your current location from the cell tower while it waits till it has a GPS lock and includes that photo if possible. Once it has GPS lock, it will send GPS coords via SMS every X (edit the script to set, defaults to 180) seconds and then will also call a designated number to play back a pre-recorded message, then use text-to-speech to give the GPS coordinates on that call. It can then call emergency services and play that same message for them. If it can't get GPS lock (say you're in a building or whatever) then it will just use cell towers it can detect so that there is at least some method of tracing you.

    Please don't ever, ever do this. What will most likely happen is that one of your children will be playing with your phone and will press the OMG BIG RED BUTTON and set off the script.

    If you're actually wealthy enough to have a serious risk of being kidnapped, hire your own private security firm and have the emergency message go to them. Hell, if you're actually wealthy enough to have a serious risk of being kidnapped, hire a real security guard to protect you.

    In any case, that's a very cool script.

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    "When the president does it, that means it's not illegal." - Richard M. Nixon
  134. Only in America by frisket · · Score: 1

    What's a pager, Mom?

  135. Try a store near a hospital by CryoStasis · · Score: 1

    Try visiting any cell phone store (Verizon, Cingular, etc.) near a hospital. Most MDs are still required to carry standard pagers. As a result these stores are VERY likely to carry high quality pagers and plans for them.

  136. My (obligatory) pager story by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

    I had a pager for a while for when I was developping some remote-sensing application that reported to a pager, and I needed it for testing.

    When I was through with testing it, I kept the pager for a few weeks. I was in the process of moving at that time, and my boss asked for the pager back. I did not remembered where I put it, but I assured my boss that I would find it, that it was not lost.

    But since it was on vibrate, I would not hear it when I dialed it. However, it was the kind that would keep on beeping/vibrating every 5 minutes until you acknowledge the page by pressing a button on it.

    A few days later, I needed something I remembered putting at the bottom of a suitcase, so I only crack it open and insert my arm all the way to the bottom, feeling for what I needed.

    At this precise moment, the beeper decides to go for it's little vibration... So I found the pager totally by chance... :)

  137. Re:The 80s called by agallagh42 · · Score: 1, Informative

    He probably means an iPod Touch

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  138. Re:The 80s called by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

    What's a modem?

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  139. Pagers for old people? by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

    I was recently looking into getting a pager for a elderly relative of mine. Still gets around OK but can't be bothered to carry the super-simple cell phone we purchased and set up for her (not to mention on and charged.) Plus she's been known to leave her landline phone off the hook once in awhile.

    I figure a pager would work for all the reasons listed before - small enough to fit in her purse, loud as hell, battery lasts for months. (And as we're the only ones who'd be paging her, she know who it's from.)

    I guess I'll look into Skytel - do they have a consumer-level pricing option? Any other recommendations out there?

  140. telegram? telegram? by Zarf · · Score: 1

    And why can't I find a decent telegraph office for my telegrams? Where have all the telegrams gone?

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    1. Re:telegram? telegram? by Jaxoreth · · Score: 1

      And why can't I find a decent telegraph office for my telegrams? Where have all the telegrams gone?

      We let them go for a song.

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      In general, it is safe and legal to kill your children. -- POSIX Programmer's Guide
  141. Re:The 80s called by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in a health care environment. We use pagers to receive notifications about patients. Sometimes you just need a pager and not a whole phone.

  142. Re:The 80s called by LazyBoot · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I would think he means iPod Touch

  143. giyf by fm6 · · Score: 1

    After looking at the websites of Cingular, Verizon, T-Mobile, and Sprint...

    Did it occur to you to try Google? What's left of the pager market is tiny, and the big telecoms can't be bothered with it.

  144. Most cell providers still cover 'pages' by Rastl · · Score: 1

    I'm the system admin for our technology problem ticket system. One of the things we still have going is a server with a couple of multimodems and paging software.

    Almost every cell phone provider still supports the TAP (or TAPI) protocol but sometimes you really have to lean on them to get the information. Most of the phone jockeys on tech support don't even know what it is.

    Since I refuse to wear the electronic leash I don't have paging on my cell phone. But I did for a while and the messages came through entirely differently than an e-mail or SMS. I believe that included the 'pay attention to me' features you're asking about.

    I don't get asked about it much any more but occasionally senior management would ask why we still had this in place when cell phones now get e-mail. My answer was always "And how are you supposed to get an e-mail that the e-mail system is down?" A couple of blinks later and they understood why I keep it running.

    Try your local multi-carrier store and see what they have. They're probably your best bet when it comes to finding a decent pager and plan.

    Anecdote time, from a time not all that long ago (to me). An office building wanted to keep their various floors/departments aware of issues in a timely manner. The final solution was pagers set to beep and vibrate in acrylic holders on the walls, kind of like a thermostat. When there was a problem that area needed to know about they sent a page. Since it would make all kinds of noise someone always went to check the pager. It was also routine to change the batteries every month. Worked fantastic, very cheap. I could see this still working as a solution, which is why I keep it in the mental filing cabinet.

  145. Coverage area is poor for pagers by guanxi · · Score: 1

    Before you sign up for a pager service, check the coverage map. We have used Skytel for years and their pages used to bounce of satellites and provide better coverage than cell phones, which was one reason we used a pager. Now they seem to use a local system and their coverage maps are very poor. We checked other pager services and they have the same problem.

    We ended up signing up for a cell service which we use as a pager (it arrives as a text message). The Motorola Razr can be configured to beep loudly until you clear the 'page'.

  146. Just have to know how to use them by ShinyHat · · Score: 1

    We still have a couple pagers in service at my office. Occasionally, each of us have to carry it around all week in case it goes off because one of the servers failed and the primary support guy didn't respond (so almost never). Mostly we end up mistreating this thing and bemoaning the added pocket clutter. Handoff day is the best part about it. Mostly it's a conversation piece out of the office. Waitresses at restaurants are either suprised or actually offended that we still use pagers. I told one that the pager was VERY important & that if it went off she should drop everything and leave the city right then. Get out as quickly as possible and don't tell anyone you were warned. One phone call later: free meal.

  147. Gone to junkpiles every one by razorh · · Score: 1

    When will they ever learn?

  148. Pager? I get distracted by twitter by xbhatti · · Score: 1

    eom

  149. Why not have your Blackberry RING!? by urbanriot · · Score: 1

    I must be missing something... if vibrate isn't waking you up, then why the hell don't you have your phone on ring? My Blackberry with one of the standard rings is enough to wake the entire house. If you don't know how to set 'important' phone calls on your Blackberry to filter unwanted noise, then maybe it is too much technology for you, and you should get a pager.

  150. the $25 app you need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is Message Alerts, http://www.webmessenger.com/products/mablackberry.htm

    In a nutshell:
      - set up a custom BlackBerry profile that is silent for incoming email
      - use MessageAlerts to create rules for notification of various message

    Rules can trigger LED flashes, vibration, or tones. Different rules can have different tones. Rules can be set to repeat the alert until acknowledged. The BB is not as loud as my old Motorola/SkyTel pager, so I might not wake up as quickly, but I will wake up for urgent emails.

    This simple app changed by BlackBerry from a total annoyance (had to check it every time I got an email in case it was urgent) to a nice replacement for my pager -- urgent system monitor alarms nag me until I read them, and will wake me up -- and the other stuff doesn't. Simple checkboxes allow you to toggle rules -- enable them when you're on call, disable them for blissful silence when you're not.

    You can even set different rules to vibrate for different counts & durations, like a silent vibrating Morse code, so with the BB on your belt or in your pocket you can have some idea who the email's from.

    Seriously, download the free trial of Message Alerts and see if it doesn't solve your problem easier & cheaper than adding another device to your utility belt.

  151. YouMail does basically the same thing but for free by wernst · · Score: 1

    There's a service called Youmail (over at, wait for it, youmail.com) that does basically the same thing, but they have a free plan. The free plan's transcription service isn't as accurate as the paid plan, but it's quite acceptable (and sometimes pretty good for a laugh). And they can text you, email you, and even attach an MP3 of the recording.

    Here's a typical example of the free transcription:

    "So what it's jim the reason I called use I was i'm trying to figure out if maybe you actually picked up my day planner when you were here last time. I'm going crazy because it can't find it if I lose it um. Really shop so wanna choose maybe scooped it up and stuck in your bag and. What did you check your bag before you had it over anyway talk to it or not by. "

    So when I get this message in my email box (I use a Treo, so it arrives within about a minute of my missing or ignoring the call) I know it's not a call about the SQL server going down or the RAID filseverver making funny noises, and I can get back to him when I choose to. Plus in this case, I can check my bag for his daytimer before I even call him back.

    Why I was marked a Troll for mentioning Youmail earler when I said basically the same thing as Feepness is beyond me...

  152. Re:The 80s called by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

    Nice description!

    Regarding the pager-feature request, WinMo phones also have free apps that should handle all his paging needs.

    And returning to your list of cool, Symbian features: I don't have a ton of fancy stuff on my WinMo phone right now, but one feature that I find pretty cool is a free (of course) app that allows me to 1) find my phone if it's lost or stolen by someone who doesn't turn it off and 2) track my enemies (as long as I'm willing to sacrifice my phone). If I send it a text message with my security key, it receives the message silently and suppresses the message notification window. Then it deletes the message, activates the GPS, and sends me text messages with lat and long position updates. Also it can be set up to take and send periodic photos.

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  153. Hmmm ... what's an "elt-down"? (n/t) by Nuitari+The+Wiz · · Score: 1

    enough said

  154. Buhbye to watches too. by tillerman35 · · Score: 1

    I rarely see anyone wearing a watch these days either. The clock on the cell phone is more accurate and doesn't require setting. Of course, when you are outside the range of cell service it can be a problem.

  155. Whoops. by wernst · · Score: 1

    Sorry about that last post. Apparently I have a free plan that's been grandfathered into the new pay plan schemes for transcriptions.

    It's still cheaper than phonetag.com, but it isn't free.

    My apologies.

  156. here's what i use in lieu of a real pager by whuddafugger · · Score: 1

    hire someone to follow you around and jab you in the ribs with a sharp stick.

    one jab is enough, and there is no "sleep" mode.

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  157. Re:The 80s called by Jason+Abate · · Score: 1

    If you're using AT&T's email-to-SMS gateway, use number@mobile.mycingular.com rather than number@txt.att.net. The mycingular.com address always uses the same sending number, so it appears as a single conversation that can be deleted with one swipe, rather than one per message.

    Not sure if other providers have a similar setup, but this one saved me from ditching the iPhone entirely. Now if only I could use my own custom SMS ringtones....

  158. Where Have All the Pagers Gone? by ChinggisK · · Score: 1

    Into Hershey's Pagers 'n Cream! A mouthful of pagers in every bite.

  159. DRUG DEALER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see how you wouldn't want a bunch of "work" messages mixed in with your personal one....

    DRUG DEALER!

  160. Why we dropped pagers in favor of text messaging by 23$kidoo · · Score: 1

    I'm a volunteer search and rescue k-9 handler in Virginia. Two years ago, my team got rid of pagers and went to text message alerts via cell phones for a number of reasons:

    1. Pager coverage had gotten really crappy. Most of us live in the country. We would frequently miss pages because we were out of range when at home. No pager service provided the rural coverage that we require. Shoot, I would miss pages when I was in the server room at work in town.

    2. Pagers are an all-or-nothing medium. By that, I mean that you either get the page or you don't. Pages would frequently come through garbled and you would have no clue what the message was. With a cell phone, if you happen to be out of range when a message is sent, you will get it when you get back in coverage. With pagers, you don't ever get the message if you are not in coverage.

    3. Dispatch has become much more streamlined by using cell phones. We can send out much more info in fewer messages with text messaging. The group members can reply to the text message instead of having to call dispatch. This has been a huge win as we can now tell the Department of Emergency Management how many dogs we have responding within 15 minutes or so compared to 30 - 45 minutes with the pagers. This is due to the dispatchers' phones not being tied up with everyone calling at once. And since VDEM can now request us by sending an email to a mail list, we know immediately what type of dogs are needed and where the search is. No more waiting on dispatch to call DEM and then page us with the info.

    4. I have a WinMo phone and I have a specific ring tone (an mp3 of an old submarine klaxon) set up for text messages that come from group members and VDEM. If I happen to sleep through it (it's pretty damn loud), the dog knows that sound means she is likely going to work and she will wake me up.

    Pagers definitely still have their place, but text messaging offers much better coverage and more versatility.

  161. Re:The 80s called by x102output · · Score: 1

    there are some useful iPhone SMS apps that provide filtering and unique tone alerts, but it requires that you jailbreak (which is very easy!)

  162. americanpaging.net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    American Paging took over Verizon's paging business. I had a two way pager back in the day, before you could get cell data service, before Ricochet even (then I had Ricochet). 900mhz pagers use "Flex" at about 1200 or 2400 bps... two way pagers transmit on the same basic protocol, dubbed "ReFlex". Anyway, back on topic, a nice service paging offers that I haven't seen elsewhere yet is inexpensive operators. For a few bucks a month, someone answers an 800 number for me, types up messages, and pages me with them. I can immediately and discretely filter messages without imposing on clients to "text me", and clients are less likely to try to yank my chain, so to speak. Having a person between me and them gets rid of the impression that they're able to fill up my voice mail box or otherwise abuse me. I recommend it.

    -scott

  163. Re:The 80s called by StarHeart · · Score: 1

    I have had the same issue with my iPhone. It is especially bad with the original iPhone in that the speaker is much weaker.

    Sadly, I was using number@mobile.mycingular.com and switched to number@txt.att.net, after number@mobile.mycingular.com stopped working for a few days. Oddly sometimes number@txt.att.net doesn't come in the single message way.

    The reason number@txt.att.net does it the way it does is that it allows the sms server to track individual messages, hence allowing replies.

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  164. Too expensive for what you get. by jonadab · · Score: 1

    Pagers cost too much for the abilities they give you. They cost as much or more than a cellphone (well, depending on how much you use the cellphone, but it only costs more if you use it for things the pager won't do), but you can't make outgoing calls, can't receive very much information incoming either (typically just a short numeric code), can't store information (like phone numbers) on them, can't open them up and use them as a light when you need to see to put your key in the keyhole, and so on and so forth.

    So most of the people who used to use pages have gone over to other solutions, mainly cellphones.

    If you must be reachable all the time, then these days you can just get a cellphone that supports per-caller ringtones and set a custom (possibly loud and annoying) one for when certain numbers (e.g., work) call you. If you don't want to be annoyed by other stuff, you can set everybody else's ringtone to a quiet hum, or even a famous John Cage number, and then check your messages when you feel like it.

    There *are* people who still use pagers. The local obstetrician where I live uses one, for instance. So I know you can still get them. But are they worth it, that's another question.

    Personally I'm glad that I don't need to be reachable absolutely all the time, but that's a separate issue.

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  165. How about an Android? by antdude · · Score: 1

    Google Android in the future.

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  166. N810 may be enough phone for me. by RustinHWright · · Score: 1

    I may yet keep my current cheesy phone and use the N810 *just* for stuff that I'll access over wifi. Or I may decide to dump the phone most times and use Skype and email software instead. That's exactly my point. If you think of this thread as being about the transfer of information instead of the semi-arbitrary categories of "phone", "smartphone", "pager", or "mobile net device" then things get quite nebulous. Look at the apps discussed here. Especially the Symbian ones. Who can use what for which tasks is a question with a non-obvious answer.

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  167. Likewise... by icepick72 · · Score: 1

    Where have all the dinosaurs gone?
    Where have all the Model-T Fords gone?
    Where have all Intel 286s gone?
    Where have all the men's rights gone?...

    1. Re:Likewise... by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Hey! I still have my old 286 Big Box. Of course it weighs as much as 30 Kgs, but it still runs MS-Dos 6.2.2.
      Mens' rights?? Ohhh... sorry man. That's something we lost when we agreed to women's suffrage. The pre WW2 was the best for men. Dumbass hirohito and hitler had spoiled the party for us by enabling women to realize they have power over us.
      Add to that our politicians who jumped into the bandwagon and womens lib and pressure groups: you end up today where dumping your cheating GF is considered a felony, but getting a slap from one for questioning is considered fair...

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  168. They should change "Ask Slashdot" to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The should rename "Ask Slashdot" to "I'm a freakin idiot, and can't RTFM".

    After recently sleeping through a page for work, I decided to change my paging device from my BlackBerry (which is quiet and has a pathetic vibrate mode)

    You can change the behavior of the device in the Profiles menu. You likely had it set to the "Quiet" profile, which is... I realize this is hard to believe... pretty quiet. Call and Email notifications are set on vibrate, and text messages are a very quite chirp.

    Now, you can set it to the "Loud" profile, which is... I realize this is hard to believe... pretty loud. It's set to both an audible and vibrating alert for email and phone calls, and text messages are a loud alert as well.

    Or... OMG HOW AMAZING AND TEH LUNIX-LIKE!!!!... you can go into the profiles menu and edit their behaviors to suit how you would prefer it to behave. You can change ringtones, alter the types of alerts, etc.

    All of this is, of course, in the f'ing manual... I realize that is hard to believe. Not only do Blackberries make pagers irrelevant, but you can have it perform the same way. All it takes is reading the f'ing manual. But it's probably easier to proudly display your ignorance for all teh intarweb to see.

    1. Re:They should change "Ask Slashdot" to... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      The should rename "Ask Slashdot" to "I'm a freakin idiot, and can't RTFM".

      That's actually just the same as 'Slashdot,' really. Not that that's a bad thing. I'm not making a value judgment here. I'm just sayin'.

  169. IBM uses pagers by Abattoir · · Score: 1

    At least up until I left IBM last May, they still issued pagers as standard equipment to any system administrator that worked at an IBM site or outsourced hosting center.

    As an 'on site' admin, meaning I worked at the local IBM campus, I had a pager. I asked my manager if I could switch to cell-phone only so I didn't have to carry additional devices around. Here's the reasons he gave for why I would have a pager only.

    • Cost. The pager was $25/mo for unlimited messages and the device itself was $50 (I had two the entire 8 years I was there). To get an equivalent cell phone plan, it would cost at least twice that. Multiply that by 20 people per department, or 150 people in the organization. It adds up fast.
    • Reception. Pagers get messages in places where cell phones can't. The data centers weren't in some underground bunker, but there was enough interference to prevent most cell phones from getting more than 2 bars (usually none).
    • Two-way transmitting devices not allowed. One of the data center policies was actually that a two-way transmitting device could not be brought in because it could cause interference with the equipment already interfering with its signal. Rules is rules.
    • Reliability. Others have stated that SMS messages simply don't get received, and while pagers aren't perfect, reliability of getting messages is one of the reasons Doctors carry them (others have commented more reasons too).

    The pager providers IBM uses are Arch Wireless and Skytel. Google 'em.

    Nowadays I carry a cell phone, I work from home, and I haven't been to a data center since I took this job four months ago.

  170. The Internet is down... by ACMENEWSLLC · · Score: 1

    I agree. This is a problem for me too. One which I've yet to get resolved in the way I want it.

    Right now I have a Skype number. If I don't answer it after so many minutes, it rings to my Cellphone, work number, and possibly some other number I'm at for the day. One number to hand out. No longer do I hand out my cellphone #, though many have it still.

    My cell phone does not go to voice mail. It's not setup. My work phone does, I have no choice in that.

    I was on vacation yesterday. "The Internet was down", and I got called while I was in with my Dr. Ends up the problem was with a B2B site, not us, but it's the only site a large group of users utilize. My backup did not do any research before calling. I asked for additional information and a call back. 5 minutes later, "Problem on their end" text message. The last time I was at my Dr. I got called over and over and ignored it until I was out. That didn't fly too well with my supervisors. We apparently lost tens of thousands of dollars in business because someone changed an IP address on a server without telling me, and no-one else wants to try and add it to the firewall.

    I miss the old days where Cell phones and pagers did not exist. I get called while on vacation or at night because it's free (I'm wage, not hourly) and it's easy. In the old days, systems which were important after hours had staff on hand which could support them. Sure, they couldn't make system or design changes. But they could get into the systems to find the problem and fix them. Now we don't have that, we have lazy staff that play iPhone games at night.

    My current method of getting rid of these calls is getting products with some resiliency so problems such as a cut T1 can auto fail over, thus no phone calls. Hardware RAID and backup PSU's in everything important. Redundant core networking. It costs more, but I think everyone benefits. But that can't solve all issues that come up at night.

    1. Re:The Internet is down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      solution..tell work you are "vacationing" on a camping or hiking trip in a remote location where there is no service...and turn your phone off. If I take a vacation I am sure to notify boss, coworkers, etc that I am going on "the river" or to the mountains or desert.

    2. Re:The Internet is down... by mokumegane · · Score: 1

      (snip) In the old days, systems which were important after hours had staff on hand which could support them. Sure, they couldn't make system or design changes. But they could get into the systems to find the problem and fix them. Now we don't have that, we have lazy staff that play iPhone games at night.

      My current method of getting rid of these calls is getting products with some resiliency so problems such as a cut T1 can auto fail over, thus no phone calls. Hardware RAID and backup PSU's in everything important. Redundant core networking. It costs more, but I think everyone benefits. But that can't solve all issues that come up at night.

      The last place I worked at, if you worked night shift, you better well know how to fix things because the companies that made the machines have been out of business for around twenty years. We could only get parts because our plant's sister plant in Germany found a place over there that still makes the stuff. Granted, they never made the machines and really only supplied the parts... Anyway, normal operators at night were relied upon to be maintenance, with the maintenance staff. Sometimes, we even knew as much as or more than them. If the computer systems for the machines went down, we were totally screwed... they had to fly a guy in from Germany to fix it. DOS was easier to work with than these ancient things! Heck, half the computers on the NETWORK were only able to run DOS... so glad I wasn't in the IS department... The computer systems kept the inside of the machines at either around 450 degrees or 680 degrees (yes, celcius... since the machinery was mostly european) and when they went down, the machines cooled down uncontrollably. An uncontrolled cooling resulted in up to around $180,000 of damage... and that's just one side. Yes, this has happened before there, on a week DAY shift- and there was nothing anyone could do about it because not even the American engineers knew what to do, other than call for the guy from Germany. (I bet, though, if it happened on night shift, we would have figured out a way to make them work until they could get someone to actually fix the things. Granted, when we got something to work, they never looked at it... if it doesn't look broke, don't do anything to it at all?) Most of the time, though, the computers on the machines went into no communication because some idiot used a radio without grounding the antenna on some metal... those things interrupted all of our machinery. It's when they went into a coma when we would call maintenance and start doing anything we could do to get the things going... and seriously, it was all halfway-informed guesses... and our guesses were about what the maintenance and engineers could do- or better. Definitely a fail moment. Oh, another thing. We had a printer that controlled our output for the day, pretty much. If the printout didn't complete, we didn't move out the material. That printer had been in there since the 80's and had broken down several times. Every single time, we've had to fix it on night shift. Freaking day shift with all the support they had didn't even fix the thing! The last straw for the printer was on a weekend, when it just completely broke in pieces inside. We called someone, of course. Someone on-call, with a pager and cell phone. They didn't come. We were able to rubber band, paper-clip and glue the thing together long enough to last a day. The middle day, on day shift, it broke again and there was absolutely no resurrecting it. The next shift that came in for the other rotation screamed at the manager of our area that we broke the printer and caused them a mess that they had to move out and would cost their output... but of course, we had already sent a report on it every night of the weekend and so did our day shift. We called the freaking on-call person every hour all weekend, as well. The person who was supposed to come in and fix the thing should have been reprimanded but probably wasn't. Come the next day we worked, there was a shiny, new printer there... about time... geesh! Lol, my old work buddy who is still there is saying they're trying to do everything by the book now.. good luck in that...

  171. PageSynch and Pager Tones by grandrollerz · · Score: 1

    We just transitioned our visiting nurses to Blackberrys with a Service from USA Mobility called Page Sync (http://www.usamobility.com/PAGESYNC/) It has a small app that displays the "page" on the BB screen which must be acknowledged, and comes with the old school Motorola pager tone. I took the tone, doubled the length to 24 seconds and increased the volume using MP3Gain. On a blackberry as best I can tell you can only set a SMS/Email to ring three times, so 3 X 24 seconds means the thing screams like a banshee for at least a minute solid. This service allows us to keep the pager number which has the benefit of our visiting nurses not having to give their phone numbers to patients and families (who often call months after being discharged or who leave urgent calls on nurses voice mail when they should be calling 911 or our dispatch). only downside is the page is sent via email and is subject to RIM availability and the same signal reliance of the carriers mobile network.

  172. Second phone by danieltdp · · Score: 1

    Get a second phone and make sure it is loud. Configure it with the loudest tone for messages, best vibration setting and not to accept incoming calls.

    There, thats a very nice pager that you can even use to answer the pages. Just make sure your girlfriend don't send text messages to this one!

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  173. ... on Sarah Silverman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If you have a cell phone or pager, please turn them off. And if you have a pager, please get a cell phone."

  174. 'Ol Reliable by bdowne01 · · Score: 1

    I still have one too, through a place called American Wireless. Up in far Northern Cali, cell service is terrible, especially in the hilly regions. We don't have cell service in our house, which is in the middle of a subdivision in a medium-sized city. However, the pager works every time, no fail. I don't know if it is still true, but they used to be satellite-based which would explain why it even works when I'm in the driving through the middle of a mountain range.

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  175. HEY! The 80's paged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know what they wanted, you should call them.

  176. Pager companies still exist by elistan · · Score: 1

    My impression is that the big cell providers don't bother with pagers anymore because the profit margin isn't big enough for the corporate bloat. I think pagers are now a niche market, handled by pager-specific companies. That said, as a sysadmin until I got laid off recently, my pager was serviced though USA Mobility. They do local and national, one-way and two-way. My specific pager was a Motorola T900. No five-nines reliability (I was once unable to receive pages at my house for several days - they would show up as soon as I drove a couple miles to a different location though, so I assume it was a transmitter issue) so I had to set up my cell phone as a backup channel. But otherwise it worked well enough.

    One thing about pagers, though - I got paged enough that I came to absolutely hate the pager noise. I used to have it set to alert with a single beep tone, but my stress would spike whenever I heard that tone on TV, the radio, or wherever. Then I chose a rising/falling tone (what's the musical term for that?) which worked for a while until a recent commercial showing somebody trapped in an elevator while everybody's pager/phone goes off around them. That specific tone was played and it bothered the hell out of me. Oh well, I don't have to worry about that until my next job I guess.

    1. Re:Pager companies still exist by Tink2000 · · Score: 1

      rising/falling tone (what's the musical term for that?)

      Glissando is the word you're looking for, I think. Possibly portamento would work; depends on what the pager sounded like. There's a very subtle difference between the two tones.

  177. Re:The 80s called by jridley · · Score: 1

    I have a cell phone, but there's no coverage at my house. Pagers work though.
    Since there's no coverage, I have to turn my phone off when I go home, or the batteries are dead in 3 or 4 hours as the thing tries in vain to connect to a network (there's barely enough signal there for it to keep trying). Once I turn it off, I usually forget to turn it back on again. As a result, my phone is off for weeks at a time.

    They bought me a nice Blackberry at work, I gave it back the next day. There's no point to having it.

    Text messages WILL get through on my phone, in 4 or 5 hours when the conditions are just perfect. Pagers work well there though.

  178. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found them:

    http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/zoom/html/2002920135.html

  179. I know where to get one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just Check with the Beeper King.

  180. AT&Suck by SirusTV · · Score: 1

    I worked for AT&T I was told several times that we did in fact still sell pagers. Mostly to medical workers because pagers don't have a transmitter. They don't send signals back, and while you could set up certain cellphones to do the same thing by turning off certain optional sms features (in phones that expose such things) there are still some times when a normal phone tries to talk back to the tower. That's a big no no around medical equipment. No one that I worked with could actually tell me which part of our company could actually provide a customer with a pager. The few times I had customers ask I had to tell them "yes our company does sell them, but I don't know anyone I could get you in touch with that could get you one, I have no number for you to call, no web site. We sell them, but no one knows how to get them I'm sorry."

  181. Common in medicine by HomeySmurf · · Score: 1

    Papers are still quite common in medicine. I'm not entirely sure if that is an institutional resistance to change, capital expense put into setting up the system, because it works better, or just because it is a 'sufficient' system. It is the case that pagers seem to work well in an environment where you often can't immediately respond to the page (like answering the phone), but will respond shortly.

    Does anyone know more?

    Unfortunately, invariably at big meetings (like Grand Rounds), someone forgets to put their pager on vibrate...

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  182. Re:The 80s called by iluvcapra · · Score: 2

    sigh.  ATDT8005551212,,,,8666666666,,1,,+++ATH
    OK

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  183. My company uses USA Mobility by phreakincool · · Score: 1
  184. Skytel pagers suck ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've gone thru countless skytel 2-way pagers. The reception is worse than my cell phone, it's always in 'basic service' at my desk and in quite a few other places. After 6 months or so, the antenna starts getting wonky so all you get is more and more garbled pages and duplicates, and your replies never go thru.

    Theoretically one-way pagers should be more reliable than a cell phone, but... I wouldn't bother.

  185. I use one at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in an area where RFI can shut down or interfere with equipment and can potentially cause a dangerous situation. Cell phones and two way radios are not reasonable in such environments.

    So that leaves just one option then: A one-way pager.

    So they're still used to this day, they're just not frequently seen.

  186. Cell Phones Don't Quite Do Everything by fm6 · · Score: 1

    It's ok to be adverse to cell phones, it's ok to long for the pager days, but the pager functionality is *completely integrated* in the cell phone system, so are they asking that we "burn them all", or are they really whining about not being able to transition?

    This particular FA is whin^H^H^H^Hcomplaining about the inability of his particular cell phone to not let him sleep through a page. He basically needs a really loud ring tone, and he needs to phone not to shut up until it's gotten his attention. I'm not familiar with this phone, but it wouldn't surprise me if its alert features were pretty limited.

    In theory, you can get a phone that replaces your PDA, your MP3 player, your pager, your GPS, and your pocket game gadget. I don't need a pager, but until recently I had all the others. I only got rid of my PDA because it was too hard to keep it in sync with my phone — and I still find not being able to refer to my PDA while I'm talking on the phone to be a pain. As for the other functions, the phone can theoretically do all of them, but the available software just plain sucks.

    Maybe some people who resist the convergent devices trend do so out of an inability to change. But I think mostly we resist because vendors don't do a very good job of converging.

    If I could design my perfect cell phone, it would have very few features indeed. You obviously need a cell radio with voice and data capability. And you need bluetooth so you can integrate it with other devices. I guess you need speaker and mic so you won't have to wear one of those silly headsets. (Everytime I see one, I want to shout, "Resistance is Futile!") But that's it. Really, you don't even need a dial (90% of the time you're dialing numbers in your phone book, and that's easier from the PDA) though I suppose consumers would balk at a phone that minimalistic.

    1. Re:Cell Phones Don't Quite Do Everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I could design my perfect cell phone, it would have very few features indeed.

      See, if I could design my perfect cell phone, it would have tons of features and it would do them all as good as or better than a device normally dedicated to each specific function. I'd love to be able to have a device that does everything well, but I just don't see it happening.

      You're spot on about the software sucking, to the point where I wouldn't use most cellphone "extras" even if I didn't have other gadgets that did the same functions.

      Basically what I want is a Nintento DS that has good PDA software and can make phonecalls, I think.

  187. Semiconductor geeks by carbon_tet · · Score: 1

    Obviously, none of you really work with semiconductors, just computers. In the semiconductor industry, pagers are rampant. I've worked with multiple customers that all issue pagers to their employees (and sometimes suppliers) so that they can stay in touch "wherever and whenever." Essentially, working in a giant Faraday cage makes cell phones difficult to depend on (not to mention "against the rules" when you are surrounded by confidential information. Pagers with in-the-building repeaters to get the signal to everyone are the only way to go. Carbon_tet

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  188. This is what happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -I need your pagers.
    All of y'all, the whole crew.
    -Who else?
    -Sterling, Cass and Manny.
    -All right, go get them shits.
    -How am I gonna talk to my girl?
    -Talk to your hand, nigger,
    that's the only girl you got.
    No more.... Get out of here.
    Just get the fuck out of here, man.
    No more pagers.
    Touts, lookouts, off the air, all right?
    Nobody gonna use these cell phones
    except for you and Bodie...
    and y'all don't say shit on these,
    you understand me?
    We got the numbers
    and we the only niggers that need them.
    Not your moms, not your girl, nobody.
    You feel me?
    You use these phones to set up a meet,
    go to that meet...
    and talk face to face, period.
    -So no more pay phones?
    -You deaf? I said no phones.
    -How I'm gonna reach y'all?
    -All right, top number's for re-ups...
    second number's for muscle.
    You need me, hit me on the third number.
    Learn them shits, then throw that shit away.
    -You doing this in the towers, too?
    -Doing it everywhere.
    Pagers, pay phones is dead.
    All right?
    -Yeah.

  189. "Beepers are coming back! by Discoflamingo13 · · Score: 1

    Because, as we all know, technology is circular."

  190. Re:The 80s called by hairyfeet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn,that reminds me of my trip to the doctor's office the other day. I'm sitting there waiting for my checkup,when a little old ladies phone goes off. I guess the old girl was a little hard of hearing and the son got tired of dealing with it,because he had it set to play this message: "MOM PICK UP THE PHONE! YOUR PHONE IS RINGING,PICK UP THE DAMNED PHONE ALREADY!" Needless to say we all about died laughing at the thing. And you could tell exactly where in the building she was because every 30 minutes or so we'd here "PICK UP THE DAMNED PHONE ALREADY!" blaring down the halls. Damned funny.

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  191. There must be pagers by dindi · · Score: 1

    A few years ago I used Skytel (skytel.com) in Costa Rica. Even though phone service became somewhat better, and GSM appeared next to TDMA, there are still places where phones do not reach.

    There is another pager service we used here just a year ago, but that is a local only service (no US coverage as far as I know)

    While I really-really hate to have a pager, I know that I would be missing it if I was still running networking services or hosting where you need to be paged. No I am mostly developing, so there are no emergencies if I handle changes correctly and the support staff knows what to do with what in non-regular production hours.

    Just my 2c: there are still pagers!

  192. A note about TAP/IXO protocol.. by synthesizerpatel · · Score: 1

    Another element of paging that is sorely lacking is the ability to use modems to send pages -- anyone who runs a Blackberry server on their intranet _should_ know what I'm talking about.

    Basically the shift has been away from the generally excellent telecom infrastructure to a more decentralized TCP/IP infrastructure.. Most providers don't have an SLA on SMS messages getting through.

    As well, if you've got a machine on your intranet monitoring internal boxes and your network connection goes down, exactly how are you supposed to get to their SMS gateway?

    AT&T provides 'Business Messaging' service for an additional $30-40 a month I think, which gives you the ability to dial a modem into their TAP/IXO gateway -- so if you setup http://www.qpage.org/ and dig up a pre-robot-assassin US Robotics Courier you can then enjoy the benefits of out-of-band notifications that don't rely on flakey TCP/IP telecom but instead the robust telephony infrastructure -- but only if you have a POTS line to hook it up to.

    The argument for this is very simple -- How many times has your internet connection gone down in the last _year_ vs. How many times in your _life_ have you picked up a telephone and not gotten a dialtone?

  193. GMS Pager? by btm · · Score: 1

    I've been wondering about this too [1]. I wanted to team a pager with my smartphone just for nagios notifications. I get so much information via email and sms these days that I keep my WinMo phone on vibrate. I need some way to differentiate between an sms about a down router and my buddy being at the bar from dodgeball.

    Having used a pager in the past for this sort of things, I went out to AT&T to pair up a pager, only to find they didn't do that anymore. Most cellphones can't take the place of a pager for these situations.

    I could get a pager from a paging company, but it's more expensive than it used to be to add one to an existing voice account with a cellular provider.

    I'm still looking for a tough GSM cellphone that I can treat as a pager, and use a family plan to get cheap service on it.

    btm

    [1] http://blog.loftninjas.org/?p=247

  194. Blackberry by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 1

    The volume (or at least the loudness) of a Blackberry ring you can do something about.

    Pick something to use as the ringtone and create a .MP3 of at at a very low bitrate (using lame, something like lame -b 16 or 32). It'll sound horrible, but it will be loud.

    1. Re:Blackberry by Wanker · · Score: 1

      It'll sound horrible, but it will be loud.

      Or you could just play the latest Metallica album, which also covers this nicely.

      http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/09/20/0047207

  195. DUH. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    www.skytel.com

  196. I miss pager races by Maltheus · · Score: 1

    My friends and I use to line up pagers on the table, page them and bet on which one would vibrate off the table first. It sounds boring, but it works when you're drunk.

  197. Telegraph key? by zizzo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm fed up with my unreliable email. Anyone know where I can get a new telegraph key? They used to be available everywhere.

    1. Re:Telegraph key? by ProfM · · Score: 1

      Anyone know where I can get a new telegraph key?

      Well ... you can get either straight keys .. which are more like the telegraph key. Or you can go with a stylish new iambic model.

      http://www.vibroplex.com/ ... the makers of "telegraph" keys ... but of course, you would have to string up some telegraph wires before you can use them.

      OTOH ... just fire up your trusty, "off-the-grid" Ham radio ...

  198. Huggy Bear by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1
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  199. Mobilfone gets lots of our money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.mobilfone.com/_pagers/

  200. USA Mobility by KkiniDst · · Score: 0

    We use a company called USA Mobility for our pager needs. We send to both a cell phone and to the pager so that we have some redundancy available. USA Mobility costs about the same as a cell phone, but it is unlimited two-way messaging, so we hammer it pretty hard from Nagios with few problems.

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  201. Re:The 80s called by tundog · · Score: 1

    Pagers don't transmit, so they can be used in high sensitivity areas.

    ELE101 - Every receiver is a transmitter...

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  202. Re:The 80s called by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

    My E62 on the other hand screams, "I'm trying to piss you off, come deal with me NOW!!!" If set to loudest volume I can hear the alerts and ringing through my pillow over my head 2 rooms away.

    Meh--try a Minitor V Emergency Services Pager.

    That shit will wake the dead, in the dead of night...

    Plus you can buy the stupid base-station amplifier which will make you go deaf on the highest setting. It's also useful if you want to leave your pager at home, yet still know when there's a call from several states away. Plus the base station can turn on your lights for you...

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  203. On my belt... by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

    We have "shared" pagers where I worked - everybody trades off a week on call, and we just pass the group pager around. Makes it easier for people calling for support to only need a single number. And, several pagers are tied to that single number so Dev, Test, etc. all get called at once.

  204. NSW RFS still uses pagers by achard · · Score: 1

    I'm a volunteer firefighter for the NSW rural fire service. We still use pagers for fire calls and general information. The comment about batteries is absolutely true. I usually don't have to replace my pager batteries more than every 3 months. And that is not because I recharge them. Also the coverage is great. I frequently get pages where no phone has reception. And it allows me to adapt to ignoring my phone over night. The pager is loud and annoying, and as was said previously, it keeps going until I acknowledge the page. With a phone, at best the person trying to contact you needs to keep ringing until you answer. As for where to get them... Motorola make the one I use. Wouldn't know where to buy them though.

  205. USA Mobility by thirty2bit · · Score: 1

    There is USA Mobility. We still use them, but are dropping them when our next statement is due (we pre-pay yearly to avoid piddly monthly statements).

    Here's my beef: they cut off our service with zero warning. They claim to have sent us our yearly invoice in July, again in August, and a late statement in September. We received nothing in the mail. I learned all of this in September when our services were cut off and I called their customer service. The last statement I received was a credit notice in our favor in July. Well, I put through payment to them which took about two weeks to have the check cut and mailed (corporate machine), but still could not get our service turned on because we "now" owe them a lousy $25 reconnect fee because we didn't pay within 90 days. That 90 days put our account in a status where they "no longer trusted our credit". What irks me is that we've been a customer with them since the 90's, and we're one of the "Fortune 500"- meaning we don't slack on payments or crap like that.

    No amount of logic would sink in to the customer service drone, or the supervisor I asked to talk to, and calmly explained the whole mess to. He simply stonewalled me. We drop a four-figure check in their lap, and due to an absurd circumstance that wasn't our fault, they won't reactivate our service for a lousy $25?

    I've had many other problems with USA Mobility in the last year, changing frequencies with no warning and dropping pager from our account, then having to call them for "reprogramming".

    I'm taking our business elsewhere.

  206. Re:The 80s called by arashi+no+garou · · Score: 1

    Or how about he simply has a crappy phone.

    No, I think he doesn't understand his phone's settings.

    My Nokia E62 can wake the dead in ringing and I can set it to annoy me for 2 hours after a email or sms has been received.

    My BlackBerry 8110 can do the same thing. I've also had a Nokia N-series and they are highly configurable as you said. The downside to the Nokia was having to manually turn the alarm clock back on every day; for some insane reason it deleted the alarm clock setting every time it went off.

    he does not need a pager, he needs a non-crappy phone. Blackberry's are made for trendy executives that dont want to be bothered. they like the pathetic vibrate and the pleasing tone that says "please pay attention to me."

    I'm not sure you've ever used a BlackBerry based on that statement. BlackBerries are made for anyone who wants a smartphone that does more than Palm, WinMo, Symbian or Apple. In other words, me; I've owned all the above and the BB is the most versatile in my experience. I'm not overly trendy and I'm an office drone, not an exec; my phone is for personal use. I certainly enjoy having a phone that pushes email to me and has a decent browser. It's hands down the most configurable phone I've ever owned.

    My E62 on the other hand screams, "I'm trying to piss you off, come deal with me NOW!!!" If set to loudest volume I can hear the alerts and ringing through my pillow over my head 2 rooms away.

    I'll second that; Nokias can be damn loud if you want them to.

    Plus the tools I get from running symbian, I get cool apps that can record phone calls, only ring on specific numbers after hours, etc... Oh and if you really gotta have it, it works with blackberry push. and if you have it debranded, it's as fast as the e61i after you remove the crappy cingular firmware.

    There are some great apps on Symbian, though just like the BB most are commercial. The Palm platform is the only place you'll find a freeware alternative for just about every commercial title, and that's mostly due to the years of PalmOS PDAs before the first Treo was born. All in all, my BB is at once the most complicated and most useful phone I've ever owned. The several months I spent with an iPhone were simplistic but fun, until the 2.0 firmware was released and it became so crash-happy that I couldn't rely on it for basic phone functions anymore.

    Regarding the Ask Slashdot question: Don't bother with the hassle of yet another digital device and monthly bill. Read your damn manual and figure out where the Loud profile setting is. Find or create a ringtone that is guaranteed to wake your zombie ass up even after downing a case of Natural Light and two joints. You'll be just fine, trust me.

  207. Advice on pagers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Advice on pagers: I don't too much about the various pagers available, but I do know the pager systems are seperate from cell phones, run on different bands than cell phone service, etc. Cellular companies could easily make a pager-like device (they've got texting after all) but I guess they don't. There's one or two types that use a satellite system, and a few that are ground-based. Usually these have regional coverage rather than being nationwide though.

  208. Re:Blackberry Vibration = terrible by managerialslime · · Score: 2, Informative
    The original poster was spot on.

    I work in an environment where all techies are issued Blackberries and audible ringing is PROHIBITED. Vibration is the only permissible way for the devices to go off.

    Meanwhile, I miss most of my calls because of the BB's pathetically trivial degree of vibration.

    What can be done? Can the BB be modded to vibrate more? Probably not. That is why I'm considering VOIP solution where my calls simultaneously go to my BB & my personal cell phone. My cell phone has a decent vibration and if I can get this to work, I can still answer the call using my BB as required.

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  209. Two way pagers by jag7720 · · Score: 1

    My wife always said that her phone was for "emergency use only". Well that was far from actuality. And at the price of phone service it was costing too much.

    I tried to find a cell company that would sell just a texting plan but no one had such a plan... you MUST purchase phone service if you want texting.

    I did some searching and was able to find a very inexpensive two-way service. I purchased 2 used Motorola T900 pagers off ebay (incase one breaks) for about $25. New ones are expensive.

    My monthly service charge is $13.95 for 125 pages (in and out total). They have an unlimited plan but I she never gets near 125 pages.

    I did a lot of searching for the cheapest price. Local companies are around the $25 range for the same plan... too expensive if you ask me. $14 is still a bit high but I am good with it.

    Now my wife can communicate with me without having to pay $45-$65/mo for a phone that is supposed to be emergency use only.

    One might think this an old way to do things but if you stop and think about it... it is realy no different than texting. She can text all her friends as well as send and receive emails from her pager.

    This plan has worked out well. My company provides me a blackberry with unlimited data. So If I need to communicate with her I don't use any airtime and I don't have to have my own set of phones that cost an arm and a leg.

  210. edwin.the.fifth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a pager for an art project (remote control via txt message) and I found cheap numeric service from pager-world.com
    For 7.95 per month I get unlimited local word messaging. For 30 dollars, I get a TINY pager too.

  211. Pager News Service by raal · · Score: 1

    I have a work skytel pager and was wondering if anyone knew of a good news service for it? I can't get the skytel news service.

    Thanks

  212. quit fucking whining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in response to

    wahhh! I wanna pager and can't find one, my pussy hurts

    use a goddamn ring tone like the rest of us and don't put it on vibrate. FUCKING "A".

  213. Re:Tune in to 930 MHz and see all the pager traffi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0