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  1. The problem is the fuzz, not the swatters on Online "Swatting" Becomes a Hazard For Gamers Who Play Live On the Internet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem is the police respond to everything with a huge over-reaction. They don't investigate, they don't use common sense, they just go in armed to the teeth ready to shoot anything that either moves or doesn't move fast enough and the hell with the consequences, as long as the consequences fall on the target, not the cops.

    How the hell did we get such a militarized police force anyway?

  2. I, for one on Most Powerful Geomagnetic Storm of Solar Cycle 24 Is Happening · · Score: 1
    Welcome our electromagnetic overlords!

    / may the non-Chinese sourced electrolytic caps capture your glory

  3. So they gonna remove the BS? on Apple Reportedly Working On an Online TV Service · · Score: 1
    Hate when I watch a scify movie and a character sez "fuxor", and they not only silence the word but distort the mouth of the offending character.

    Double that for shows like survivor, that distort asscracks and such.

    For Fark's sake, if you're going to show it, show it, don't edit it. If you're going to edit it, don't show it. I'm not a kid, I'm an adult watching an adult show. Treat me like an adult, or I swear to god I'll cut the cable and y'all can wonder why pirate's bay gets better ratings that your OTA ratings.

  4. Re:Microsoft Spartan? on Microsoft Is Killing Off the Internet Explorer Brand · · Score: 0

    On the one hand "Microsoft Spartan" doesn't seem corporate enough. On the other hand it'll fit right in with Firefox & Chrome, which also have non-descriptive names that are pan-inoffensive yet interesting...

    I guess a better name would be Microsoft iInfectu.

  5. Re:Poor first sentence on Researchers Find Same RSA Encryption Key Used 28,000 Times · · Score: 2

    First line of the article: "What if the key to your house was shared with 28,000 other homes?"

    Several years ago I found myself in this situation. I worked night shift, getting home between 2-3 AM. One night I unlocked my door, opened it, and just had time to think "WTF, this isn't my living room" when some guy came running up with "hey, who are you!!!".

    The place I was renting was WW2 era housing, a group of rectangular buildings next to each other, each with 8 apts (think | | | | | |). I had the upper unit in the back, turns out my key worked on *every* upper back unit in each building. Talked to one of my neighbors, his key also worked in every building that corresponded to his unit.

    Trust me, we all had new locks within 24 hours.

  6. It's been that long? on Oldest Dot-com Domain Turning 30 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As a sysadmin in the late 80s/early 90s I remember the joy I felt when I first installed DNS on our Sun network and could forget bang paths. For the next year or two I enjoyed the extra income I made as a consultant setting up other people with DNS. It was all a word of mouth thing (well, word of email more like), I never advertised or looked for the work (I was still in school part time, free time wasn't in my lexicon).

  7. Reminds me of an old joke on Panda Antivirus Flags Itself As Malware · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Java ever gets true garbage collection, 90% of the programs would delete themselves.

  8. Re:Not a problem on SpaceX Worried Fake Competitors Could Disrupt Its Space Internet Plan · · Score: 0

    My main internet concern is latency, as the time critical thing I do is gaming. 8 ms sounds good, but if caching adds 100 ms to it then I lose.

    OTOH, if you're saving me 5 ms when seeing the /. homepage, I really don't care.

  9. I'm a guy on Why It's Almost Impossible To Teach a Robot To Do Your Laundry · · Score: 2

    My laundry decisions are basically: Am I out of shirts/undies/pants? If yes then haul the dirty clothes bin to the laundry room, dump them into 2 washers, both washers are set for hot/cold and permanent press, install money and detergent, wait 30 minutes, put all clothes into 1 dryer, insert money, haul clothes home, hang/fold/whatever.

    Not seeing 14 decision points here. I'm seeing pretty much 1: do I need to do laundry?

    A robot chef would end up on ebay pretty much immediately, I enjoy cooking. My robot of choice would be one that would dust and vacuum. I farking hate doing those.

  10. I'm pretty consistent on Fujitsu Tech Can Track Heavily Blurred People In Security Videos · · Score: 2

    My path through the grocery store is pretty consistent. Wander through produce looking for what I need. Beeline to the back wall, where the meat is. Head to eggs/dairy, next to the meat. Hang a 180, down the frozen foods aisle, hang a left, where the deli is for my meat and cheese for the week. Do a 180, head to the checkout.

    Every other month or so I need something like fish sauce, olive oil, etc, and then they can track me wandering aimlessly down the aisles, if they had microphones they'd hear me muttering "dammit, why don't they label the aisles better" and "dammit, where's the damned kimchi"

    Staples like tomato sauce, chicken stock, etc are bought a couple times a year at Costco.

  11. Re: Lock them in room with books about BASIC on Ask Slashdot: Best Strategies For Teaching Kids CS Skills With Basic? · · Score: 1

    I've got 2 grandkids, twins, 8 years old. I've never played Minecraft. 2 questions: Is Minecraft appropriate for 8 y/o kids who, so far, have never been allowed to play video games? And 2) can kids really learn to program Java via Minecraft?

  12. I farking hate the time change on Daylight Saving Time Change On Sunday For N. America · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The older I get the longer it takes me to re-adjust my internal clock. Pick one or the other and stick to it.

  13. I don't think they're debating so much as on Would You Need a License To Drive a Self-Driving Car? · · Score: 1

    Figuring out who will give them the most money now, who will give them the most money in the future, and figuring out how to maximize that income.

    /cynical?
    // not me
    /// nosirree bob
    //// Re: Jeb Bush and Terry Shiavo

  14. That's actually not a bad idea on 3D Printers Making Inroads In Kitchens · · Score: 1

    I cook pretty much every night (other nights being leftovers or dinner out with a friend), and never make things like ravioli because I hate spending an hour making the damn things for 5 minutes of eating pleasure.

    Give me a printer that can make me some ravioli, lasagna, etc, and then pop a couple pieces into the dishwasher and HurryUpAndTakeMyMoney.jpg.

  15. WTF is up with that web page on How Walking With Smartphones May Have Changed Pedestrian Etiquette · · Score: 1

    The top half of it is static info that not only doesn't interest me, it doesn't change nor scroll. The scrollable article is on the bottom half. I assume it was the whole article, I scrolled a bit, saw the top wasn't gonna move, and left.

  16. What I want sync'd is on Watch Videos in Synch with Fellow iOS Users (Video) · · Score: 1

    the lips to the audio. Unless I'm watching a DVD my lipsync is off maybe 50% of the time. Sometimes by a lot. I don't know if it's the source, the cable, my router (I have Uverse, my TV comes through my router), my DVR, my TV, or some combination.

  17. Re:Browser Makers Should Get The Message on Ask Slashdot: Most Useful Browser Extensions? · · Score: 1

    Me too. Having the new tab be on top would drive me nuts.

  18. This is supposed to be a good thing? on Breakthrough In Face Recognition Software · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For every "terrorist" they track through the mall, how many ordinary Joes like me who like their privacy are also tracked and stored in huge databases for all time?

  19. Yeah? on Obama Says He's 'A Strong Believer In Strong Encryption' · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So order the NSA to quit figuring out how to attack us and have them figure out how to protect us.

  20. Lemme get this straight on California Floats Conditional Approval For Comcast/TWC Merger · · Score: 2

    You have 2 companies who each end up in the bottom 10 of the country's most hated companies, both are considered monopolies, and yet somehow, due to, I dunno, campaign contributions, you think letting them join forces to fuck their customers more than each entity alone can do, is a good thing?

    I hate the D's and the R's equally, who the fark can I fire for letting this merger go through? Oh, none? You mean, I'm helpless? If I say any more I'll have agents from DHS at my door before my alarm goes off tomorrow morning.

  21. dafuq is wayland on Wayland 1.7.0 Marks an Important Release · · Score: 1

    I hit /. daily, fark daily, run Linux daily. I've heard of Wayland, but have no idea what it is. So, um, WTF is Wayland and why should I care? Summary, help me out?

  22. Re:Already happened to a good portion of the early on Vint Cerf Warns Against 'Digital Dark Age' · · Score: 1

    Yep, first website I gave my CC info to was hothothot.com, back in, dunno, 92/93. Ordered hot sauce, the standout was Sriacha, aka Rooster Sauce. Website is long gone, as are the other things I ordered to get free shipping, but I go through 3/4 Sriacha bottles a year to this day. I think the Rooster sauce was the thing I used to push shipping to free, funny how things work.

  23. Re:Shovelware on Report: Samsung Replacing Its Apps With Microsoft's For Galaxy S6 · · Score: 1

    Interesting. I clicked on this and there were no comments. Made the above comment and now I see lots of comments, starting 3 hours ago, all saying the same thing I did. sigh.

  24. Shovelware on Report: Samsung Replacing Its Apps With Microsoft's For Galaxy S6 · · Score: 0

    Google's massively more popular services that come preloaded on all Android devices."

    More like Google's massive amount of crapware that you never use, can't delete, can't move to a smartcard with 10x the memory of the internal memory.

  25. Re:Downtime [Offtopic] on FBI Attempts To Prevent Disclosure of Stingray Use By Local Cops · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ahhh, I'd figured you flipped the switch to Beta, only to find out it was still Alpha.