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  1. .. or robot car uprising?

    I for one welcome our robot car overlords!

  2. Damn you autorrect! on Goldman Sachs Demands Google Unsend One of Its E-mails · · Score: 1

    hate it when it renders my information sensitive :)

  3. Re:Ltetres odrer on Online Skim Reading Is Taking Over the Human Brain · · Score: 5, Funny

    Acocdrnig to an elgnsih unviesitry sutdy the oredr of letetrs in a wrod dosen’t mttaer, the olny thnig thta’s iopmrantt is that the frsit and lsat ltteer of eevry word is in the crcreot ptoision. The rset can be jmbueld and one is stlil able to raed the txet wiohtut dclftfuiiy.

    Accordian to an elkish un-visitry, subtle the oreo of lettuce in a wood doesn't mate, the owl-thing hates iops-rant, is that the fist and salt litter of every word in concrete poison. the rest can be a jumbojet and one is slit able to dear the extew king tut in a flurry. Sure thing!

  4. Dear Universe - I wish you were a hologram on Simulations Back Up Theory That Universe Is a Hologram · · Score: 1
  5. Lower the ceiling on Ask Slashdot: Recommendations For Beautiful Network Cable Trays? · · Score: 1

    use ceiling plates to cover the cabling, also probably might dampen the accoustics in your office

  6. and it all comes down to .. on Did a Genome Copying Mistake Lead To Human Intelligence? · · Score: 1

    ... human error :)

  7. In postsoviet Russia... on Satellite Piece Crashes Through Man's Roof · · Score: 0

    satellite gets you

  8. Misreading mornings on 1000 Genomes Project Releases Pilot Genome Data · · Score: 1

    1000 gnomes project - ooh i'd like a gnome of my own!

  9. transatlantic swallow-carriers? on Pigeon Turns Out To Be Faster Than S. African Net · · Score: 1

    I for one hope that the new swallow transatlantic encrypted usb network, HirundoNet, but it's been delayed because of the experts can't decide on the most important point - African or European?

  10. we search for life with lanterns on Using Light's Handedness To Find Alien Life · · Score: 1

    reflections of light
    our query: is it life jim?
    - not as we know it

  11. And in other (swedish) news.. on 3 Cups of Coffee Increases Hallucinations · · Score: 1

    3-5 cups of coffee a day reduces the risk of getting alzheimers when you grow older:

    http://www.dn.se/DNet/jsp/polopoly.jsp?d=597&a=873898
    (in Swedish of course)

    so... hallucinations or dementia?
    what was the first option again? oh and why is there a penguin on my couch?

  12. Re:disney on Image of Popeye Enters Public Domain In the EU · · Score: 1

    All hail to our cryogenic overlords!

    1. create a popular cartoon character
    2. get put in cryogenic stasis moments before you die
    3. ?????
    4. Your coming descendants will profit for generations since technically - You're not dead

  13. Oh my god! on Oil Exploration Leads To Video of a Mysterious Elbowed Squid · · Score: 1

    It's full of tentacles!

  14. Re:What a great example! on Number of ET Civilizations In Our Galaxy Is 37,964 · · Score: 3, Funny

    and why did I read that as early penguins?

    Anyhow: I for one welcome our new extraterrestial penguin overlords!

  15. I for one.. on Seagate Plans 37.5TB HDD Within Matter of Years · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    welcome our new terabyte overlords!

  16. Re:shouldn't it be... on Many New Species Found Under Antarctica · · Score: 2, Funny

    mmm.. octopie *drools*

  17. Re:In RIAA-USA on Russia Agrees To Shut Down AllOfMP3.com · · Score: 1

    and of course ceryllic text is not accepted in plain text posts :)

    The line should have been:
    Now where will I be able to purchase good (and drm-free) russian music, like Diskoteka Avaria?

  18. In RIAA-USA on Russia Agrees To Shut Down AllOfMP3.com · · Score: 1

    the music downloads you!

    Now where will I be able to purchase good (and drm-free)russian music, like ?

  19. Re:OMG! on Machine Gun Sentry Robot Unveiled · · Score: 1

    Well.. and the most probable response of said madman will be to speed up the nuclear bomb program, because he sees it that that will be something he "must" do.

    And not to mention that the real loosers in this solution are the people who are trying to escape from north korea.

  20. Re:Another e-mail anecdote: Lots of crow to eat on Your Favorite Support Anecdote · · Score: 1

    I actually had a user calling in and asking if he had to do some soldering to attach his modem to his television..

    antoher favorite was a customer who bought a dialup internet connection and a modem and wondered where she was supposed to connect the modem.. she didn't have a phone-line at home and was calling from a payphone booth

  21. Re:Fritz Lang's M on Australians to Get Compulsory Photo ID Smartcard · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new biometric idcard overlords

    think how nice it'd be to have a smartcard reader on your computer
    and just use your normal id-card (with a pincode) to logon

    oh.. and it works about the same way in Sweden.. you don't have to wear it.. just wen you want to buy alcohol and they suspect your under age.. I'm almost thirty and they still flatter me and think I might be a teenager :)

    and of course to verify that you are you and nobody else at the bank and when you board a domestic/european airplane (thats pretty new though) although..

  22. Re:That's pretty shocking. on RIAA Sues Woman Who Has Never Used a Computer · · Score: 5, Funny

    In corporate America, The lawyers use you!

    couldn't let that one slip by :p

  23. Re:Eh, if you need something nifty on Ideazon ZBoard Customizable Gaming Keyboard Review · · Score: 1

    I recently found out that someone wrote software/driver for programming the keys for the nostromo under linux

    haven't been gaming for a while but quickly tried out the software and i like it :)

    its available in:
    http://sourceforge.net/projects/nostromodriver/

  24. Re:The Replicators! on Space Spiders to Assemble Satellites in Orbit · · Score: 1

    Master Yoda says:
    other people there are, on slashdot, sci-fi watching!

    not alone you are and out there the truth is

  25. stop the abusing of seals on White House Cease & Desists to The Onion · · Score: 1

    Seals should be kept in their natural habitat,
    the president should immiately release his seal into the wild!

    What happened to the presidential dog.. didn't he have one of those?