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  1. The real threat to society/culture... on Information Poisoning · · Score: 1
    is the practice of using historical figures in fiction. TR in his days as chief of the NYPD in the Alienist was one thing, but Millerd Fillmore as a love-sick accountant? That's too far.

    Carr is a new Puritan: if it seems beneficial and people like it, then it must be bad. TV's are everywhere- so, get rid of yours and tell everyone about it, endlessly. The Internet has revolutionized our culture, so for that reason alone it must be very, very bad.

    I'm going to burn my computer to prove how cool I am! Just watch me!

  2. OSX is great... if you want to buy new gear. on Dumping LinuxPPC For MacOS X? · · Score: 1
    For PPC systems, LinuxPPC and Be seem to be the only options. Without a G4, you are basically hosed.

    Mac OSX Works Well - On Five Computers In US

    Apple Investors Rejoice

    ridiculopathy.com

  3. I want Hollywood what to do, what to think on All Digital TVs To Include Copy Restrictions · · Score: 1
    They're all so super-smart, I'm beside myself with glee to think that my electronic devices will act on their behalf, to protect the sacred copyrights.

    I vote the way Alec Baldwin tells me to vote.

    If Rosie O'Donnel has an opinion on gun control or capital punishment, she must be right- she's so real- don't you think?

    Listen, people. You don't become rich and famous by accident. Even Andy Dick is filled to the brim with intellectual prowice.

    And if you don't believe me, read this.

  4. Ubiquity loves company... on Microsoft, Starbucks To Offer Wireless Service · · Score: 1
    a four dollar cup of coffee...
    a 1 gig operating system...
    a 100 meg word processor...

    ain't progress greeat...?

  5. Recursive programming meets recursive marketing on Microsoft, Starbucks To Offer Wireless Service · · Score: 1
    plans within plans...
    bugs within bugs...
    Starbucks within Starbucks...

    Today: Greenspan lowers rates to stimulate economy, impress ex-girlfriend...

  6. A.C. Clarke to "Milk This Crap For All It's Worth" on Monolith Appears In Seattle · · Score: 3
    Arthur C. Clarke has a full schedule his novel's titular year. He'll rake in enough cash this year to buy a whole closet full of surongs.

    The new commercial for Ford:

    The David Bowman look-alike floats up to the monolith in his pod. SFX: breathing.

    "My God ... it's full of cars."

    Voice Over: "That's right! We're clearing out the over-stock for the 2002's!"

    full story

    Ridiculopaths R us

  7. IHBT on Apple Sues Freetype - NOT (updated) · · Score: 1
    I have been trolled.

    ridiculopathy

  8. LinuxPPC Lite? on Ask LinuxPPC Co-Founder Jason Haas · · Score: 2
    Are there plans to release a distro of LinuxPPC specifically suited for PPC users left behind by Apple and OSX? Most desktop users are put off by a default kitchen-sink install. It seems that with those services turned off, maintenance and operation is a bit more friendly to Unix newbies.

    hot flaming grapes

  9. Sprint changing the world through its TOS on Sprint's Wireless Broadband - And What A TOS! · · Score: 1
    In essence, the TOS says, "Don't be mean."

    If only we could get a TOS to change everything, to regulate (and therefor make "nice") every possible aspect of our lives...

    If we forbid mean speech, we can eliminate it in the way we have eliminated drug use by making it illegal.

    www.ridiculopathy.com

  10. Gamespot editorial board transcript on The Top 15 PC Games Of All Time · · Score: 1
    Hack #1: We need to generate hits and revenue
    Failed Novelist: True. Baby does need new booties.
    Hack #2: What about a feature on the poor quality of game software? Drivers, patches, 3d cards, it's all falling apart.
    Failed Novelist: That would require actual reporting skills.
    Hack #1: What about another crappy top 10 list?
    Hack #2: People love that. It generates rancor, churns the boards and generally boosts hits.
    Failed Novelist: Yeah, people are stupid.
    ALL: Agreed.

    We have the utmost respect for our readers

  11. Top 10 Most Ridiculous and Irrelevent Top 10 Lists on The Top 15 PC Games Of All Time · · Score: 1
    Believe it or not the PC Game list didn't even make our list.

    Our list did warrent listing itself- don't think about it too much, it will hurt your brain.

    Top 10 Most Ridiculous and Irrelevent Top 10 Lists

  12. How dare they subsidise net access to poor areas! on Largest ISP In Philippines: The Catholic Church · · Score: 1
    They should know better than to try to help wire the world. Screw them!

    holy rollin' like James Brolin

  13. OTIS company to perform feasability tests on Going Up? · · Score: 1
    The following is a transcript of the original test of the space elevator by The OTIS company, thw world leaver in elevator technology.

    "Third floor. Sporting goods, outdoor equipment, extra-terrestrials."

    [doors close]
    [doors open]

    "Fifth floor. Books, lamps, rusted-out Russian space station."

    [doors close]
    [doors open]

    "Eigth floor. Soft toys and nonfunctional Iridium sattellites."

  14. New web host for Mass. software firm... on Humorously Bad Web Hosting Policies · · Score: 1
    You wonder if it was just one outage too many...

    "I'm sorry, it seems that someone who shares the mySQL server with you sent a bad query that brought down the whole thing."

    [sound effects of various guns cocking] "Okay. Well, let me know as soon as we're back up. We have a business to run, you know."

    Frank's Pagan Holiday

    is the site still up?

  15. Advice for Nintendo: everyone regrets buying sega on Nintendo Buying Sega? Or Not? · · Score: 1
    Every time I buy a Sega I regret it in the end.

    It may be a good company, maybe better than the available options. Their ROI may seem very attractive. But lack of support and poor marketing will make you regret buying them. I just know it.

    I'll keep playing those dozen or so extant Dreamcast titles (the ones in English) until they burn a hole in my TV.

    www.ridiculopathy.com

  16. shoplifting as a hate crime? on Nazis on Napster · · Score: 1
    If stealing music is a crime, then stealing offensive music ($globally_offensive=racist) must be really illegal.

    Sounds like someone's trying to get their case for shutting down Napster on the evening news.

    never offensive, always mild

    Today: Fortune 500 turns to Warez

  17. Weapons of Mass _Distraction_ on Iraq Stockpiling PS2 Consoles! · · Score: 1
    Husein must be stopped! He's going to airlift those puppies to kids on Christmas thereby accompishing two goals: endearing himself to America's youth and dulling the minds of young men who would be called upon to fight him in a few years.

    Clever bastard!

    much happy place

  18. If Infocom made "Rune" on History Of Infocom aka The Creators Of Zork · · Score: 1

    :> Sword
    what?
    :> Pick up the sword.
    Ok.
    :> Kill the viking near the door.
    Don't be hasty.
    :> Use the sword to lop off the viking's head.
    Ok.

    His head lies in a pool of blood on the floor.
    You'll never make it to Valhala at this rate.
    I hope you're happy.

    Life's Great Text Adventure

  19. what exists on VCD that makes you want it? on What's The Best Combo DVD/VCD/CD/MP3 Player? · · Score: 2
    I can only think of a few movis (LOTR was one) released on VCD and they looked like mung.

    The video quality on high-action sequences was inferior even to VHS.

    And it's my understanding that VCD is a very specific format. You can't just toss an MPEG-1 file on a CD-ROM and expect it to run.

    So, why does anyone still care about VCD?

    Today: E-Toys Requiem

  20. Other uses for Nutec's new box... on Fastest Commercial Supercomputer To Be Built · · Score: 1

    • Surfing the Brittney Spears chatrooms on AOL
    • Calculating the precise air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow (both Afrian and European)
    • Counting votes in Florida
    • OSX (you need that kind of power to push those pretty windows around)

    Are there Voodoo3 drivers for this thing yet?

    Ridiculopathic Zombies From Outer Space

  21. Sponsored WinME Dialog Boxes on Non-banner Ads Coming to the Web · · Score: 1
    This Invalid Page Fault brought to you by Retrospect backup utilities. You did backup recently, didn't you?

    Hats off to ./ for biting the banner ad hand that feeds them.

    100% Ad Free Zone

  22. Shoplifting isn't likely to credibly challenge... on P2P Piracy? Piffle! · · Score: 1
    traditional distribution streams of copyrighted material either.

    Relative to the total population, shoplifters make up a small percentage- like Napster users.

    www.ridiculopathy.com

  23. Patents and copyright-did the Daily Show screw us? on BT Sues Prodigy Over Hyperlink Patent · · Score: 1
    You decide.

    It you saw the Supreme Court/Hall of Justice bit on Wednesday (12/13/2000), read the articles below.

    http://ridiculopathy.com/index.php?display=2000121 5

    http://ridiculopathy.com/index.php?display=2000121 0

    It could be just a coincidence. Or it could be that a Viacom/Time Warner company just ate our lunch. Perhaps they can get away with it because they're backed by three hundred rabid lawyers. But it may be that they stole from us. Or not. You decide.

  24. I'm an advocate for an end to language advocacy on Why Language Advocacy is Bad · · Score: 1
    It does a disservice to the entire programming community to pretend that one language is better than another just because you know it.

    [php rulz]

    Too often we reject a language or extension technology simply because of its source. This is unfortunate.

    [asp sucks]

    It's time to lower the rhetoric- and even the rhetoric rhetoric. Besides, can any gainfully employed programmer actually have time for that crap?

    [javascript 0wnz j00!]

    did the Daily Show swipe our sttuff? We're not sure.

  25. What else do you have to sell except the look? on Themes Removed At Apple's Behest · · Score: 1
    If you have no OSX (yet) and haven't had anything groundbreaking on the OS side for 15+ years, you're going to go after anyone who imitates your pretty pictures, your translucent candy-colored plastic.

    Now that OSX is turning out to be a Benjamin fix (buy all new apps since Carbon is so slow), Apple may be getting desperate.

    Did The Daily Show steal from us? We'd like to know.