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  1. I hate to say it, but he's right. on Possible GPL Violation from Compaq UPDATED · · Score: 2
    Slashdot desperately needs to learn some basic reporting skills. Verifying information is the main one. Don't get me wrong, I'm not asking CmdrTaco to start wearing pants during work hours or leaving the Geek Compound; I just wish someone there would pick up the phone or send some e-mail once in a while before posting a story. I don't think it's sunk in with you guys how much clout you have. If you mail someone and say, "Hi, I'm Rob Malda of Slashdot, and I understand you may be violating the GPL. Care to comment?", you will get a response--probably a very hurried one along the lines of "Sorry, there's been a misunderstanding, here is a comprehensive explanation, and for Bob's sake don't call us GPL violators on Slashdot!"

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  2. FUCK.edu on U.S. To Re-Administer .US Domain Space · · Score: 2
    It seems they're not on-line, but when I was visiting some friends in Wichita they pointed out the Friends University of Central Kansas. That's right, they were a Quaker institution. Who knows what they were thinking when they chose the name? They must have been quite contrite at the offense it gives (much like our friends at the soon-to-be-renamed Beaver College).

    On the other hand, imagine the fun students could have, e.g., at football games: "Who're we cheering for?" "FUCK U.!" "What did you say?" "FUCK U.!" "I can't hear you..." et cetera, et cetera. ;)

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  3. Re:your sig on English Language And Its Effect On Programming? · · Score: 2
    It may be a bit of a pain, but I think it is time for programmers to start taking responsibility for their software. This means providing support services that many customers desperately want--especially corporate customers, who will pay big bucks for the favor. I see this as a reliable way for free software to make money without "selling out" on its principles. If you ask me--and I am a programmer by trade--most programmers have lived too long in the ivory tower, shielded from the actual needs of users by corporate bureaucracy. Have you ever called a big company like Sun for technical support? It's absolutely worthless, because support tasks are assigned to the least skilled employees, and they are explicitly tasked with shielding engineers from user questions.*

    Of course, the original authors of the software do not have to be the ones offering the support services; that could be done by a separate cadre of workers from a Professional Services Department. This seems to work well for things like initial installation and configuration, systems administration, maintenance and upgrades, and for problems arising from user error. Insofar as you can find competent people willing to do this work, it is a good idea, because it does save programmers' time. When you get down to bugs in the actual software, though, it really helps to get support straight from the horse's mouth. This is, of course, exactly the support model that free software projects have adopted through mailing lists and IRC channels. In my work in the industry, I've found that most hackers take pride in their creations and genuinely want to make them better, and that they do this best (and most time-efficiently!) when they can communicate directly with end-users. I'm proud to say that my company takes this approach with its BSD-licensed products. Mainly we use free, public mailing lists for this purpose.

    As a software engineer, I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is. Support may not be fun, but it is vital to the usability of software, and it really does help you find bugs and fix them. I agree wholeheartedly with Eric Raymond: The software industry is a services industry that thinks it is a manufacturing industry. Support is what most people will really pay for, and it pays for free software development.

    * I would like to put in a good word for SGI: They make engineers handle sophisticated support questions and even go on the road to give technical details about new products. In my previous work as a systems administrator, I found them to be far and away the best Unix vendors for support, Red Hat included. (We worked with DUNIX, HP-UX, IRIX, Solaris, and Linux.) I hope they survive as a Linux and free software company and continue this tradition of excellence.

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  4. Re:Biased! on 3rd Annual ICFP Programming Contest Announced · · Score: 2
    O.K., to my surprise, I have been proven by later posts to have been wrong in almost all of my criticisms.

    In a break with Slashdot tradition, I admit I was wrong and retract my post.

    Also, I pledge that I will hereforth wait no less than twelve (12) hours after smoking crack before posting to Slashdot.

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  5. Biased! on 3rd Annual ICFP Programming Contest Announced · · Score: 4
    They say you can use any language you like, functional or not, but look carefully at this quotation from the contest page:
    Although the precise task chosen will not be revealed until the contest begins, algorithmic cleverness matters. Performance may matter. Programming languages that help programmers to build complex systems quickly may allow contestants to attempt particularly sophisticated implementations in the 72 hours allotted for programming.
    In other words, the criteria for winning are completely subjective. The judges can make whatever arbitrary decision they choose and back it up with subjective talk about "sophistication" and "cleverness", without having to take performance into account at all.

    So what kind of programs do you think are going to win a contest called the International Conference on Functional Programming Contest? Hmmmn, maybe programs in functional languages? Let's look at past years' results: From 1999:

    The Judges are sure that the choice of language played a role in this team's ability to produce a top entry in a mere 24 hours, and they are pleased to pronounce that Haskell is a fine programming tool for many applications.
    (italics theirs), and again:
    There is no doubt in the Judges' minds that

    Objective CAML is the programming tool of choice for discriminating hackers.

    (italics and formatting theirs). Lest you think the contest used to be biased, look at the results from 1998. These ones have a refreshing touch of objectivity, since the challenge was to produce a chess program, and entries were judged by playing each other. Still, look at these glowing elegies of functional programming:
    We have no hesitation in recommending Cilk as "the programming language of choice for discriminating hackers,"
    (So their tastes are fickle as well as biased.) Though the second-place prize had several strong contenders in non-functional languages like C, all the praise went to another functional program:
    The competition for second prize was much fiercer, and, in fact, the second round of games among the six finalists produced a three-way tie for second place, between Brad Kuszmaul's Alpha Beta Soupa ST entry (written in C), Lennart Augusston's la entry (written in C), and the ENS Camlist team's OCaml entry.

    The contest judges resolved the tie by playing a final round of games between the three teams vying for second place -- and the clear winner was the ENS Camlist team, who handily won all four of their tie-breaking games (defeating the other two entries both as X and as O).

    So C held its own, thought OCaml came out in the end. Still, as you would expect by now, all of the praise is reserved for OCaml:
    We note that this OCaml entry beat out 23 C and C entries, many of these being highly tuned programs produced by extremely competent programmers skilled in game-playing algorithms. This is a strong statement as to the performance of compiled OCaml software.
    Is it really? The games were not timed. Furthermore, we know from the nature of the contest that performance is not an issue; only winning counts. Is this just a sloppy use of language, or an unsubstantiated statement that shows again the judges' bias?

    Of course, they take some extra time to pile more praise on functional languages in the third-place winner, and on the remaining entry:

    It would only be stating the obvious to say that OCaml is "a fine language for many programming tasks" -- including some not traditionally held to be the domain of functional programming.
    and, of the functional programming language J, used by a single entry that won an honorable mention:
    Without a doubt, "a bunch of extremely cool hackers" -- and an extremely cool programming language.

    So there you have it. I think these comments show a strong enough bias toward functional programming, and against C in particular, that I would not trust the judges. I am not saying that FP is necessary worse than other programming paradigms or languages; in fact, I happen to think that functional programming is a cool idea. Tools like OCaml may in fact be superior to C (and my personal favorite, Perl). However, I don't see this contest as anything approaching a fair test of whether that is true. I definitely wouldn't waste my efforts entering this contest with anything but an FP language-- which hesitance, of course, perpetuates the bias of the contest.

    Judge for yourself, but I say this is a self- congratulation-fest for functional programmers and a dubious test of the true value of FP.

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  6. Pirates of Penzance, anyone? on SCO Change Their Name to Tarantella · · Score: 2
    Remember that scene where the Major General and his daughters are exhorting the cops to "Go to battle, go to glory, though ye die in combat gory?" The cops keep dancing around chanting, "We go, we go (yes, we really, really go), Tarantella, Tarantella, we go, we go," trying to postpone their departure to "die in combat gory".

    Seems like the perfect metaphor for SCO to me.
    ;)

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  7. Lingua::Romana::Perligata on English Language And Its Effect On Programming? · · Score: 5
    Damian Conway wrote a Perl module that lets you write your Perl scripts in Latin, sans punctuation. The basic idea is that Latin uses word endings and not word order to indicate syntactic properties like number and case of nouns and number and person of verbs. Hence you can write position-independent code in Latin. Lingua::Romana::Perligata is basically a proof of concept and an exploration of how computer languages might be different if they had been made by speakers of inflected natural languages. It's also a pretty impressive use of source filters.

    Damian gave a talk on the module at the O'Reilly Perl Conference, but unfortunately neither the talk nor the module is available on-line. He said he was going to post the module to CPAN, too... Maybe it's time to bug him about that.

    Anyway, a person who attended the conference faxed me his paper for the speech; if you're interested, e-mail me (after de-spam-proofing my address), and I will fax it to you.

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  8. Sorry, lcrappy ink on More On The Linux Wrist Watch · · Score: 2
    Here's the real link for the Slashdot article about the transcoder.

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  9. I'll second that. on More On The Linux Wrist Watch · · Score: 2
    I worked last summer as an intern at IBM's Almaden Research Center. Even though this is a "pure" research facility, and even though my team's product had been in development since (if I recall correctly) 1994 without being integrated into a commercial product, the Powers That Be wouldn't let us release the code--at all. Then again, I recently read that the product (WBI) was made into a transcoding engine, which is probably reaping IBM some bucks. So maybe they were being shrewd anyway.

    The point is, IBM is interested in open source only insofar as it makes money. While I was there, I attended a seminar on open- source software run by one of IBM's hot intellectual property lawyers, where he did nothing but warn us about the "viral" nature of the GPL and LGPL and advise us about how to circumvent it.

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  10. Re:We need an "Anime" subject in Slashdot on Tenchi on Cartoon Network · · Score: 1
    Agreed. Let's do it, CmdrTaco!

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  11. Re:Why and what? on Ask Havenco's CTO Anything You'd Like · · Score: 2
    Another thing: I notice that most of your employees (the Officers listed on your Web page, at any rate) have a background in electronic currency and/or electronic gambling. This would seem to temper, if not belie, the idealistic image you are trying to project. Are you planning to do lots of banking and gambling on Havenco? If so, do you consider such activity to be inconsistent with your idealistic aims, or is it just a way to finance them, or do you see it as working just fine with your ideals, without any conflict?

    I'm not saying that gambling and money-laundering are immoral, but they aren't on the pure altruistic level of free speech, either. Then again, Havenco makes no bones about being a for-profit company... look at those rates!

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  12. Here's mine on What's in Your Issue File? · · Score: 1
    ************************************************** ******************************
    * This system is for authorized use only. *
    ************************************************ ********************************

    This system is for authorized use only. Any resemblance to any operating
    system living or dead is purely coincidental. All trademarks are copyleft ())
    their respective authors. All rights reversed.

    I like it. Yes, you could make a good guess as to my operating system (Linux) based on the content,
    but you could find that out with a TCP/IP stack
    fingerprinting tool like nmap anyway.

    I used to work at a university, where we were
    constantly bombarded by script kiddie attacks.
    Back then, I used this /etc/issue:

    ************************************************ ********************************
    * This system is for authorized use only, r0dent! *
    ************************************************ ********************************

    Then again, I doubt anyone ever saw it, since the
    only service I ran was ssh. ;)

    By the way, those messages are padded with enough spaces to make the middle asterisk line up on the
    right. Methinks we just stumbled across a very
    subtle Slash bug.

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  13. I'm behind you all the way. on Microsoft vs. Slashdot Update · · Score: 2
    Thanks, Robin, for being so steafastly honest with us. I am amazed at the whole Andover crew for handling this fiasco in such a calm and thoughful way. Don't feel bad for not being able to divulge more details of your legal deliberations; we understand the sensitivity of the situations, and we trust that you will reveal them as soon as you can. Since Andover bought Slashdot, its behavior and yours behavior have never led us to believe otherwise.

    Another thing: I can't speak for the rest of Slashdot's readership, but I won't fault you if you back down from this legal challenge. What Microsoft is doing is reprehensible, but Microsoft's actions will not be the subject of this trial. The subject will be copyright violation by Andover, and I don't think the courts will be sympathetic. It would be far better to settle in this case, and then sue Microsoft for this hypocritical attempt to strangle open standards, than to bring up all those issues on the defensive. I hope you can find legal grounds to do the former.

    Good luck. Are greatest hopes are with you. Just please don't do anything rash; don't go down in a flame of glory. We want Slashdot to be around for a long, long time, and we don't want to see VA in financial trouble for funding this legal battle. Slashdot is of more use as a living advocate than as a dead martyr.

    Well, there are my words of advice (legally uninformed, I'm afraid) and encouragement. I figure you can use all the encouragement you can get. Good luck. I trust you to do the right thing.

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  14. Re:Perhaps just remove the actual text copies on Microsoft Asks Slashdot To Remove Readers' Posts · · Score: 2
    I agree. Don't try to fight Microsoft on copyright grounds; you'll lose. As Bruce Perens aptly points out in this Technocrat editorial, the last thing the free software movement needs is to be associated with copyright violation.

    The Napster association is bad enough. If Slashdot does not yank the copyrighted material, not only will Andover lose, but the mainstream press will have a heyday calling all proponents of free software a bunch of thieving zealots. Imagine the impact this will have on the DeCSS case, let alone the future of commercial free-software development.

    Slashdot has long been a thorn in the side of Redmond; let's not give MS such a cheap chance to destroy this rival. Nothing would make MS so happy as an excuse to take Andover to court and bleed it dry of funds. Now, the comments explaining how to circumvent the NDA are another thing; in my book, they count as legitimate reverse engineering. Legally testing that legitimacy might be a good thing.

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  15. Testing on College Pranks Go Commercial · · Score: 2
    This is a test of my new signature. Had this really been a post, there would have been some thoughtful, on-topic content here.

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  16. Please, Sir, may I have some more? on Slashback: Books, Spooks, Violence, Recovery · · Score: 3
    I, too, enjoyed this article format immensely. Please keep up the good work! This kind of reportage brings Slashdot's content much closer to investigative journalism (as opposed to mere portalling, to verb a word). It also places Slashdot miles ahead of most TV and print news, which seems to have an attention span of about a week. :(

    Many thanks. Please stick to this format--maybe make a new story category for it, with a nifty icon.

    Actually, here's an idea: Make a new category and start a contest for the best icon. I promise to make lots of contributions. :)

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  17. Preaching to the choir on Interview: Ask Jon Katz Almost Anything · · Score: 5
    In the same vein, I would like to ask why you choose to air your articles on Slashdot. They are written from a non-technical point of view for a non-technical audience wholly unfamiliar with their subjects: Weblogs, the DVD controversy, the Linux revolution itself. Clearly, the Slashdot audience finds your articles insultingly simplistic. We are already familiar with these issues, often in more detail (technical and historical) than you, and by and large we are annoyed to have our opinions simplified and read back to us.

    I have two questions. First, do you agree with me in seeing your posts as popular digests of our culture, intended for a lay audience? Second, if you do agree, why do you persist in using Slashdot as a forum?

    I will be very interested to read your answers. Perhaps the basis of your friction with Slashdot is, after all, just a confusion about audiences. Thanks for having the courage to offer an interview. I hope it leads to some kind of dialog that clears up the Katz-Slashdot controversy.

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  18. Re:Clip & Save on DVD CCA Emergency Hearing to seal DeCSS · · Score: 2
    Better yet, go to Lemuria's Become a Doe page and "turn yourself in" as one of the 500 unnamed defendants who have posted the code, buying a shirt with the code and donating $5.00 to the EFF. You get your Doe number printed on the shirt. Naturally, the edition is limited to 500. ;)

    As of Sunday, I'm Doe number 191, so there are plenty more identities to go around. ;)

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  19. Re:Hey, I have a question on Mike Shaver Moves to Zero-Knowledge · · Score: 2
    I would definitely say there's something to them. I learned about the last two companies I've worked for at successive LinuxWorld Expos. (The first job was an internship, so it lasted only one Expo ;) .) I hadn't even heard of Vovida till I attended the August LWE. If you want just any job, tech advertising sites and recruiter are a way to go. If you are a fanatic like me, ;) and you won't work for a company that doesn't do Linux and/or open-source software, those conventions are really useful.

    Remember, we're still a fairly small part of the software industry at large. It's not always easy for Linux geeks and Linux companies to find each other.

    Good luck! Maybe I'll see your anonymous face at the next LWE in San Jose. :)

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  20. Just keep laughing on Actress/Inventor Hedy Lamarr dies · · Score: 2
    Till the Linux Router Project picks up steam. ;)

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  21. Re:Write off time... on Tax Software for Linux? · · Score: 2
    Now, that's an interesting point! I wonder if that would work. I'm almost tempted to install Windows just to find out. Nah, then the government would have to give money to Microsoft. ;)

    This reminds me of something I read on the GNU site. Under their list of ways you can help the FSF, they mention making tax-free donations. Because the FSF is part of the United Way, you can get many employers to donate matching funds if you "give at the office". The page added (paraphrased), "We especially appreciate matching funds from Microsoft employees." ;)

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  22. Heresy, schmeresy on Tax Software for Linux? · · Score: 2
    There are plenty of practical reasons why installing Windows to get more full-featured software is not worth it. First of all, you need to buy a copy of Windows. That's, what, like $100 bucks now? It will probably continue to get more expensive in the future, as Microsoft continues its price squeeze. Then there's the opportunity cost of re-partitioning your hard drive, installing Windows, re-installing Linux, and restoring all your files from backups. If you don't want to go through that hassle, you can buy a hard drive, but that costs money, too. Then you need to pay for the tax software. Finally, you have to deal with the everyday maintenance of Windows, defragging your hard drive, rebooting when it crashes and probably losing data from the tax program, et cetera.

    In short, the total cost in time and money is probably higher than the benefit you get from the more full-featured application.

    Despite what Microsoft wants you to think, the total cost of ownership of Windows can easily become higher than that of Linux.

    Cheers,

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  23. Re:*adjective* ? on Brunching Shuttlecocks' Findings on Microsoft Case · · Score: 2
    No shit. As I said, it's a verb. O.K., more precisely, it's a verb phrase in the present progressive tense, containing two auxiliary verbs, as you point out--but a verb phrase is still a verb. So Hemos can be *verb* about *subject* (well, O.K., gramatically he can be *verb* only about object*, but I'm pretty sure he meant "subject" in the sense of "topic" in this case).

    So there. :P

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  24. Re:*adjective* ? on Brunching Shuttlecocks' Findings on Microsoft Case · · Score: 2
    Quite right, but he can still be *verb* about *subject*. For example, he could be "laughing about this."

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  25. Re:What license does Guile have? on RMS The Coder · · Score: 2
    Right, so you can embed it in applications (as opposed to using it as a shared library). Good call there.

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