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  1. Re:So what? on Human Sperm Produced In the Laboratory · · Score: 1

    So you could take a stem cell from a man and generate an ovum, and take a stem cell from a woman and generate a sperm, and then put them together and conceive a child.

    But would some of the eggs have a Y chromosome, and all of the sperm have X chromosomes? And would that work (i.e. where the fertilised egg was XY)?

  2. Re:It's about time on Microsoft Puts C# and the CLI Under "Community Promise" · · Score: 1

    Now Microsoft is estopped from going after people using c# and .net technologies.

    NO!

    Microsoft is only estopped from going after people using C# and *CLI* technologies. They hold patents over other aspects of *.NET* technologies which are not covered by this feel-good announcement.

    It is still all clear as mud.

    So what if I grant royalty-free licences to everyone who wants to build a car chassis ... if I have patented using a car chassis *with wheels*? What if Microsoft, say, patented general GUI functionality *in so far as it requires the CLI*? Even Gtk# would infringe that sort of patent, even though Gtk++ and the CLI separately had no patent encumbrances.

    Just because all the components are safe from patent threats, it does not mean that any *combination* of those components are free from patent threats. "Using GUI functionality with the CLI" may be patented - or "using database functionality with the CLI". Having the CLI and your own GUI or database library won't help you there.

  3. Re:Austistic Spectrum on The Mathletes and the Miley Photoshop · · Score: 1

    Ask those same people about having THEIR face superimposed on a nude...'s body and see how their answers change.

    Provided I don't have to look at it, I really don't care. You can make up whatever images you like on your computer about me. I only care if you try to show them to me - or publish them - and they happen to be gross.

    Of course, if you photoshop my head onto the statue of David, *I* might publish it.

  4. Re:Have you ever tried UDF on a USB flash drive? on Linux Patch Clears the Air For Use of Microsoft's FAT Filesystem · · Score: 1

    Surely "Vista+" means "*Vista and* any later versions of Windows". It does not mean "Windows 7".

  5. Re:So... on Microsoft Changing Users' Default Search Engine · · Score: 1

    But it takes a 6 year old to read the article and find out that the story is bullshit.

    Didn't your mommy and daddy tell you that bragging is not nice? And as for using naughty words, I'm shocked!!!

  6. Re:BING on Microsoft Changing Users' Default Search Engine · · Score: 1

    Bing Is No Go

  7. Re:A bad trend on Jim Zemlin Pitches Linux App Stores For Telcos · · Score: 1

    Why not both?

    In Australia, you can subscribe to a mobile phone service with a "free" phone included, OR you can buy an unlocked phone from some third party shop (or get your existing phone unlocked) and just buy a SIM card. The choice is yours.

    I have no objection to companies offering cheap phones ... provided I can get an account without a phone if that happens to be cheaper in my case.

    Getting an account and phone in one is actually a good deal if you use the phone a lot (like most people seem to). It is like buying the phone at a wholesale price rather than at a retail price.

    Why not?

  8. Re:pics and it still didn't happen on Images of Apollo Landing Sites Soon Available · · Score: 1

    I remember watching the moon landings on TV at school - live.

    At the time, I knew the whole thing would have been possible to do in a Hollywood studio. Thing is, Hollywood would have made it look more "realistic" and dramatic.

    And they would have had to add some cheesy character - like an alien.

  9. Re:It's not only Europe on Exchange Rates Spell High Prices for Windows 7 In the EU · · Score: 1

    You know, Australians get a better deal with Linux.

    The American price of Linux is the same number of US dollars as the Australian price expressed in Aussie dollars ... BUT the Aussie $ is worth less than the US$ - so we get Linux cheaper than the Americans!

  10. Re:Caps lock will be the end of unintended shoutin on Lenovo Tinkers With Larger Delete and Escape Keys · · Score: 3, Funny

    They had laptops or typewriters with function and modifier keys in the 19th century?

    Yeah, of course!

    What do you think Ada Lovelace, the first programmer, used to code with?

  11. Re:I Don't Quite Understand on Microsoft-Backed Firm Says IBM Is Anticompetitive · · Score: 1

    2) Backward compatibility, there are people still running applications written 40 years ago

    Oh, so they are still playing "Hunt the Wumpus"?

    (OK, so it was written 37 years ago, not 40. Sue me.)

  12. Re:They could be right even when they're doing wro on Microsoft-Backed Firm Says IBM Is Anticompetitive · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Should I be barred from suing you for being a nuisance, just because I'm a nuisance myself?

    Yes. It is called "unclean hands" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unclean_hands).

    You being a jackass undermines your suit against me being a jackass.

    Microsoft calling anyone anti-competitive should result in the court bursting out in raucous laughter.

  13. Re:Bet on it! on Predicting SCO's Actions Post Bankruptcy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll have a go. Darl McBride will come out of the woodwork and found to be an alien made robot. Now that his identity doesn't need to be hidden, he unleashes a genetically engineered plague that wipes out all of man kind... except for Hans Reiser. Together they forge an alliance and with the weapons taken from the RIAA, they wage a war against Heaven itself.

    Too obvious.

  14. Re:Because they are a con on NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms · · Score: 2, Funny

    But think of the fun you can have trying to make catapults with them.

  15. Re:What took them so long? on ACLU Sues DHS Over Unlawful Searches and Detention · · Score: 1

    No, but I have seen them stand up for a group of Nazi's, ...

    They were probably just Grammar Nazis protesting the misuse of apostrophes.

  16. Re:Whoa... on ACLU Sues DHS Over Unlawful Searches and Detention · · Score: 1

    gold bouillon

    That would really taste awful.

    rj

    That food's too rich for me.

  17. Re:Welcome! on Revived Microbe May Hold Clues For ET Lifeforms · · Score: 4, Informative

    Its a bacteria. What viruses live inside it?

    It's a bacterium. If there are two or more, then they are bacteria.

    If we are to be killed by resurrected ancient bacteria, at least let us be grammatically correct when we die!

  18. Re:Maybe they're for nothing? on Scientists Wonder What Fingerprints Are For · · Score: 1

    Careful with "purpose" -- Evolution is non-teleological, and "purpose" has no place in evolutionary explanations. I think you mean that everything has to ba adaptive, but even then I wonder how you know -- surely evolution would allow characteristics that are not adaptive as long as they have no cost. In fact, evolution depends to some extent on things that are not necessary, as Stephen J Gould pointed out -- a part of an organism can only adapt to a new function if it's not needed for something else.

    So what you are saying is: evolution serves no purpose.

  19. Re:Correction.... on Extracting Meaning From Millions of Pages · · Score: 1

    Correction:

    "...that pulls together assertions by combing through more than 500 million Web pages."

    I suspects it just pulls together *sentences*.

  20. Re:What is more... on 14-Year-Old Boy Smote By Meteorite · · Score: 1

    What is more amazing is that it struck a 14-year-old German. I didn't think these things existed anymore; I thought all Germans were over 40 by now.

    Maybe he is a 41-year-old dyslexic German.

  21. Re:Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité on French Three-Strikes Law Ruled Unconstitutional · · Score: 1

    Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité

    Internetité

  22. Re:Sometimes on 11-Year-Old Graduates With Degree In Astrophysics · · Score: 1

    Read up on John Von Neumann.

    At six years old, he memorized pages out of phone books faster than most people could read them as a party trick. As an adult, he invented modern computer memory architecture, made foundational advances in quantum mechanics, invented the entire field of game theory, and helped work on the nuclear bomb.

    I was going to point out the case of John Stuart Mill, who wrote a compendium of Political Economy when he was about 13 and knew ancient Greek when he was 3.

    But then I realised that all the ancient Greeks themselves could speak ancient Greek when they were three. Makes you think, doesn't it.

  23. I just skim the headings... on Inflatable Tower Could Climb To the Edge of Space · · Score: 1

    I didn't bother reading the summary... but I gather it is just some guy who's bragging that his "inflatable tower" can reach all the way up into outer space.

  24. Re:Targeting the Chinese/Indian market? on ARM-Powered Linux Laptops Unveiled At Computex · · Score: 1

    Somehow, prices for netbooks crept up with the addition of harddisks and Windows.

    (A) bait and switch (Ooh, look! Netbooks are cheap. (Everyone rushes to buy.) Ooh, look. Netbooks cost just as much as everything else.)

    (B) embrace, extend, destroy

    Take your pick.

  25. Re:Anecdotal problem on Microsoft Update Quietly Installs Firefox Extension · · Score: 1

    Firefox, on its own, should not be capable of locking up the entire machine.

    Firefox, on its own, won't even run. It is not an operating system, or even a windowing environment - it requires both. It is never "alone".