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  1. Re:Simple solution on Small Cable Groups Seek To Break Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    "What happens tomorrow if they decide to throttle back Gmail, and throttle up Hotmail ??"

    Anti-trust action?

  2. Re:Singing two tunes on Small Cable Groups Seek To Break Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    Start sending them a bill for rent.

    They want to use your land to run their *profit-making* line, they pay you rent, buddy!

  3. Re:Here's how it works on $400 Million IP Experiment Making Some Nervous · · Score: 1

    If this firm attacked Linux, say, what is to stop someone with a big patent portfolio (like IBM) from attacking individual members - even all of them - who subscribe to this cartel? Members could get pulled into patent disputes through the actions of their fellow members. They had better stick to defence, not offence. They might shoot themselves in the foot.

  4. Re:Definitely not 0 profit... on IE The Great Microsoft Blunder? · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Just make sure there aren't any electrical conduit where you're making your hole. That might make it less fun."

    That is a bit self-centred of you - it would be great fun for all the people watching you.

  5. Let them over-rule the HOST file ... on Microsoft Bypasses HOSTS File · · Score: 1

    They may well over-rule the HOST file ... but *I* administer the firewall, the router and the DNS server.

    What's that URL you want to look up?

    Where do you want to have that packet sent? Oh, THAT IP, huh? Sure, I will.

    Bwahahaha!

  6. As Marx told me one day ... on Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like many rich men, Gates has a hobby.

    He just likes to collect China.

  7. Re:It's not a missing link, and nice predictions on Missing Link Fossil Discovered · · Score: 4, Funny

    2. Why did the sea creatures decide to go on land?

    To get to the sea on the other side.

  8. Re:Trusting Sony on Sony More Trustworthy Than Microsoft · · Score: 1

    "Yeah and then they blame windows->microsoft that their computer is running like crap."

    Well, they are right, aren't they?

    My Linux desktop runs better than Windows does on faster hardware. I imagine Sony laptops would run better without Windows clogging up the works.

    Windows - when only the most mediocre will do!

  9. The web never was American.... on What Would We Lose From a Regionalized Internet? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    With a substantial number of Slashdot users (a third?) coming from non-American countries, you would notice quite a difference.

    I search in German as well as English ... and occasionally read other languages too (I once managed to understand the gist of an article in Norwegian). I learned German at school - I am not a native speaker.

    I buy books, CDs and videos over the web from Australia, the US, Britain and Germany.

    I download software from all over the world (ALSA is Czech, isn't it - and aalib?).

    I read English-language pages in lots of countries: e.g. Russia, China, Japan, India, Spain, Indonesia, Middle-east ...

    I used the internet to book accommodation in New Zealand - and buy my airline tickets there. Picked them up in Australia. I would do the same if travelling to Europe or America.

    When I go onto the web, I don't think of myself as being "in Australia", but as being in an international forum. Wish more people would think that way.

  10. Re:Third Rule of Software Development on 60% Of Windows Vista Code To Be Rewritten · · Score: 1

    Windows Vista - now with more FPS and with added joystick support.

    Or maybe the gaming guys are helping with all that DRM?

  11. Re:The Mythical Man Month. on 60% Of Windows Vista Code To Be Rewritten · · Score: 1

    At my local hospital, nine women had a baby in just one hour.

    Yours must be one of those quiet rural hospitals.

  12. Re:Silly review... on Ubuntu, Macintosh and Windows XP · · Score: 1

    "Also I like how Linux sucks because software like Income Tax apps are lacking...hello? I processed my last 3 income tax paperwork via Turbo Tax online."

    I just gave my few tax-related documents to an accountant. No paper forms, no software, no headaches. It works, even if I were to use CP/M as my OS. And it is pretty cheap.

    Filling in tax forms used to be so painful - I'm happy to pay someone else to have that pain for me.

  13. And Microsoft ... on Open Source R&D Tax Credit? · · Score: 1

    And Microsoft would immediately apply for its "Shared Source" to be granted a tax break.

    Would you want the US Congress determining the meaning of "open source"?

  14. Re:socialist-democratic not communist on The Pirate Bay is Here to Stay? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Your house is your property only because of a government deed
    OR because I paid for it, tomayto, tomahto."

    What is this "paid" thing?

    Oh, I get it, you gave them some government-secured pieces of paper, while relying on a "contract of sale" which exists under the government's law .... with all the support to a relatively stable and reliable market-place that government gives us.

    Government is what stops me (and people with less sensitive morals than I) from just taking your property.

  15. Re:Why voting *machines*? on Maryland Votes To Ban Diebold Voting Machines · · Score: 1

    As usual, you Brits do it all wrong.

    1. Polls open on Saturday morning - but anyone unable to attend can vote by postal vote beforehand. Anyone who votes in the mid-afternoon will have virtually no queues.
    2. Attendance is compulsory for all electors.
    3. Polls close at precisely 6pm Saturday evening.
    4. Minutes later the media announce that the exit polls are too close to call ...
    5. The vote is immediately counted by hand, with scrutineers from all parties watching every step like hawks. This keeps the system honest.
    6. The party scrutineers start reporting their counts to party HQs, who usually have a better idea of how the election actually went than the pundits on TV.
    7. Everyone has an Election Night party in front of the TV. By about 7PM or 8PM we are starting to see early results, usually from the smaller booths.
    8. By 9.30 or 10PM we have a pretty good idea who is going to win. The losing side may have announced that they have lost the election.
    9. By 10PM or so, the losing leader comes into a hall of mourning faithful, to say that there were no losers, as the winner was democracy.
    10. By 10.30 or 11PM the winning leader comes into a hall of delerious followers, and says that he will govern for "all". This commtiment usually lasts until the first working day of Parliament.
    11. The next day, we buy the paper to see how the Senate vote went. The outcome of the Senate vote, owing to a complicated formula that makes rocket scientists fearful, will not be known for another three weeks, when it is discovered that the balance of power in the Senate will be held by the "Save The Robin Redbreast" Party candidate who apparently got a Senate quota based on the votes of the last 3 communists in the country, plus the combined block of votes for the "Get Rid of Foreigners" Party and the "Help Elderly Voters Cross the Street" Alliance. Only the elderly

    See. Much better. We get our results before midnight. And everyone votes.

  16. Re:Everyone seems to be forgetting... on Massive Porn Buyer Info Leak · · Score: 2, Funny

    And suddenly the number of people claiming to read LiveJournal climbs through the roof.

    "Each copy must be getting read by several thousand people, if that is the case", said the circulation manager of LiveJournal. "Perhaps we should put our membership list on the web next week ... hurry up, folks, you just have time to subscribe right now."

    And in the Congress lobby this week, the biggest topic in conversation was "Did you see that article in LiveJournal..? I read it all the time."

  17. Re:so what does iTunes to to Edison cylinder sales on iTunes Sales Ban Does Increase CD Sales · · Score: 1

    Environmentally friendly, too.

  18. Re:news denied on IBM Germany Leaving Vista for Linux · · Score: 1

    You mean, like IBM's up-and-coming port of the next version of Lotus Notes ("Hannover") to Linux and MacOSX, as part of their Workplace suite?

    You can read it on this IBM link: http://www-306.ibm.com/software/swnews/swnews.nsf/ n/nhan6dbjwg

  19. Re:Novell stitches up Linux deal with Aus Governme on Novell Signs Linux Deal with Australian Government · · Score: 5, Interesting

    NSW has about 35% of the Australian population. It isn't just 1 of 8 state and territory governments, it is the *biggest* state government.

  20. Re:Visual Basic is horrible; use Python on Is Visual Basic a Good Beginner's Language? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Makes a great starter pet, too.

  21. Re:still C on Is Visual Basic a Good Beginner's Language? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, you mean...?

    #include <stdio.h>

    int main() {
        printf("Segmentation Fault\n");
        return 1;
    }

  22. Re:Not Flawed Legislation on Senate Passes Patriot Act Renewal · · Score: 1

    Before 11 Sep 2001, Americans hadn't had an attack on one of the actual states in living memory: Hawaii and Alaska not being states during WW2 when they were attacked. War, for current Americans, has always been an "away game", so it has been a bit of a shock to the US comfort zone to have casualties in its own backyard. They haven't got the British memories of being repeatedly bombed during WW2, and of Irish nationalist bombings since then. All American losses have been comfortably overseas, among all those dangerous foreigners. Back home, they are "safe".

    So, Americans are used to the idea that they can bomb the innards out of other nations, but no one dares lay a hand on the, A shock to discover they are not invulnerable.

    Scared wimps indeed. Of course, some of my fellow Australians are not much better.

  23. Re:Gee whiz on Quantum Computer Works Better Shut Off · · Score: 1

    I have Duke Nukem Forever not running on my computer.

    Would you like to see it not running?

    It's currently not running under Windows 2008, which I also have not running on my computer.

    I'll give you a non-copy if you like.

  24. For flash I use ... on Novell Suggests Linux Program Replacements · · Score: 1

    MTASC. It is a fast, open source compiler of ActionScript 2.0. You write code, compile it, and straightaway have a SWF file. It runs on Linux, MacOSX and some other odd OS.

    Works for me.

  25. Re:behavior changed by parasites, or by liking cat on Mind Control Parasites in Half of All Humans · · Score: 1

    No, no. SKI-diving. It's like water-skiing, only you point the tips of the skis downwards and get dragged under the water.