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  1. Answer to your question on Flaming Cellphones · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...cellphone burst into flame...Perhaps some slashdot readers have had a similar experience?"

    Please refer this kind of questions to Darwin Awards

  2. IBM settlement on SCO Says IBM is Beating Up on Them · · Score: 1

    IBM will pay SCO the sum of 699,000,000,000 Monopoly dollars.
    The large bill will be printed on toilet paper.

  3. Useless fact on Iron-eating Bug Found to Thrive in 121C Heat · · Score: 1

    The human body contains enough iron to make a small nail.

  4. Re:Too much crack! on SCO Wants $699 for Linux Systems · · Score: 1

    Creating offer after demand is communist and not capitalist.

    SCO waited for the demand and then they created the offer.

  5. Re:Capitalism - the other face of communism. on SCO Wants $699 for Linux Systems · · Score: 1

    We are genetically programmed to have sex anywhere we can yet you don't see anybody having sex at noon in the middle of Times Square.

    There is also an evolution of consciousness in addition to the evolution of genes.

  6. Re:Yeah so... on Holographic Keypads Float Into View · · Score: 1

    Patent approved.

  7. Re:Conspiracy revealed! on China Building Linux-Based 10 Teraflop Supercomputer · · Score: 1

    The Three Gorges Dam better be many times larger then the Hoover Dam which currently only has the capacity to cool my overclocked AMD processor.

  8. Re:A little OT but on SETI@Home Publishes Skymap · · Score: 1

    We only consider advanced ones as aliens because the non-advanced ones are uninteresting. From the advanced aliens we could steal technology so our progress would be easier and faster.
    I mean how helpful would it be to find a planet full of cows, sheep, or worms that are slow moving, have the density of metal, the size of 6 dinosaurs, and live an average lifespan of 50000 years? I guarantee many people wouldn't consider that to be an ROI worth striving for.

  9. Re:It's simple: money on Why Outsource When Workers are Willing to Telecommute? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    They don't pay the slaves more but the slavedrivers are usually paid the same as in the US.

  10. Spoilers replying idiots. on Decipher · · Score: 1

    I got the message that the review had a spoiler but I hoped that there wouldn't be whining bitches to spoil it in their reply posts without a warning.
    And everyone who modded a spoiler up falls in the same category as the whining bitch who posted the spoiler.

  11. Fake sense of security on U.S. Biometric Passports By Late 2004 · · Score: 1

    Some guy obviously found out a way to use this technology to cut corners and costs.
    Not to mention increased profits for whoever builds the passports.

    1 Majority dumb asses buy into changing passports because of 9/11
    2 ???
    3 Profit

  12. Re:right. on French Government Bans Term 'E-Mail' · · Score: 1

    Le Spam

  13. Re:The Millennial Project on Engineering From Science Fiction · · Score: 2, Funny

    machines that can build copies of themselves

    Careful, there are kids reading this.

  14. I'll sit and watch ... on Want 12Mbits/sec for $21? Move to Japan. · · Score: 1

    ... how much fun they will have downloading from the web site I host on my 56K.

  15. Spare time waste on All The Rave · · Score: 1

    If you weren't spending your spare time in the years 99-00 downloading MP3s like a champ, it's likely you were still in diapers or dancing with wolves.

    If you were spending your spare time downloading MP3s from Napster you were in total need of a situation which we humans refer to as a live.

  16. Re:Victory for Spammers? on Court Rejects Intel Electronic Trespass Charge · · Score: 2, Informative

    This shouldn't. Spam should be illegal if you can't opt out or you keep receiving it if you do opt out. I know people who actually like receiving it.

  17. The real person in the image on Backscatter X-Rays Coming to Airports · · Score: 1

    The real person. Her problem is that she feels fat.

  18. The OS is probably already paid for on US Army Signs $471,000,000 Deal for Microsoft Software · · Score: 1

    "$950 per computer this clearly involves more than just the OS"

    9.5$/cal and if the system accesses 100 other systems on the network there you have your cost.

    You also have the option to be a loner. âoeThe army of oneâ could come in really handy.

  19. Earth simulator on Top 500 Supercomputers Ranked · · Score: 1

    I bet the Earth Simulator can't simulate Slashdot earthlings hitting a web site.

  20. Re:Not hosted on one... on Top 500 Supercomputers Ranked · · Score: 1

    I'd be more concerned if they'd rate supernetworks.

  21. April 1st on MSN Planning to Take on Google? · · Score: 1

    Hey, It's June 19th. You have a few months to wait for publishing "news" like this.

  22. ADHD is an invented disease on Working with ADHD? · · Score: 1

    It's been made up so that the teachers and parents don't get blamed for not being able to make things interesting for children.

    The diagnosis for the symptoms of ADHD should be that the brain works outside of what we are trying to shove into it.

  23. Re:Uhhhh.. on A Shocking Controller For The Xbox · · Score: 1

    In that case I don't even want to know why he came up with it. Poor girl.

  24. 1978 on Intel Shipped 1 Billionth Computer Chip · · Score: 1

    It is very awkward being born in the year that the first x86 was released. I wish my processing speed had increased as much as the CPUs.

  25. Bleeps on MTV Movie Awards - Gollum's Acceptance Clip · · Score: 1

    All I heard was bleep bleep bleep.
    What's up with this bleep thing? Can't we evolve a little? All the kids know more dirty words then mature people anyway. The only thing they have to do is catch an episode of Southpark that I miss. This bleep thing just shows how big of hypocrites we all are. On the second hand maybe the bleeps got so much into life that we always assume the worst when we hear it and that's what really turns us on.

    Does anyone have a text of the speech without the bleeps?