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  1. Re:Lego is too explensive for modern man on Inside the Lego Factory · · Score: 4, Funny

    FYI, you're not supposed to count the digits to the right of the decimal point when reporting your income in terms of "N figures".

  2. Excellent article on Wii Gets Custom Firmware, Purported PSP Emulator · · Score: 4, Informative

    I especially like how this article and its twin are back to back on the main games.slashdot.org page.

  3. Re:switch to GNU/GPL/FOSS/Linux on Flaws In a BSA Software Piracy Report? · · Score: 2, Funny

    No you fool, didn't you read the summary? If you don't buy commercial software, there will be no police officers! It will be total anarchy! If you want to bring down civilization, then fine, go use your AnarchyWare (tm) aka "Open Source", but don't come crying to me when the rioting starts.

    The BSA's point is clear and impeccably reasoned: If you don't pay for commercial software (and lots of it!), we are all going to die. Do you really want to be responsible for that?

  4. Re:I just can't imagine how they figured this out on Flaws In a BSA Software Piracy Report? · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Do you pirate software?"
    "No."
    "Well obviously a filthy pirate like you would lie about it, I'll put you down as a 'Yes'."

  5. Re:self-solving? on Warning Future Generations About Nuclear Waste · · Score: 4, Funny

    They'd probably just figure it was some sort of ancient burial ground and build a Pet Sematary next to it.

  6. Re:Wait! on Rockets To Race Over Wisconsin Skies · · Score: 1

    They're using children as fuel? What a brilliant way out of our present oil crisis!

  7. Re:Normal People? on Apple Climbs Into Third Place In U.S. PC Market · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just because you CAN run Windows doesn't mean you do. In most cases, all it takes to run Windows is to pop in the disk and let it install, and things just work. However, much like hitting yourself with a hammer, just because it's easy doesn't make it a good idea.

  8. Re:Go Satellite instead... on HD Radio Recording In the US? · · Score: 1

    HD Radio is free (after purchase of receiver), satellite radio requires a monthly fee (after purchase of receiver). Why would I want satellite radio if I can get the stations I want to hear on HD?

    Personally, I was fine with just over the air radio until I heard that the local public radio station would be adding a new HD radio station with nothing but news and other NPR content (as opposed to the hybrid 20% news/80% music station they have now). Now, I'm seriously considering HD radio. Still not interested in satellite though, I don't need yet another monthly payment.

  9. Re:What percentage are... on Spore Creatures Now Outnumber Known Earth Species · · Score: 3, Funny

    But sooner or later, the novelty of creating giant animated penii will wear off.

    If that's true, how do you explain Second Life's continued existence?

  10. Re:A suggestion on Linus on Kernel Version Numbering · · Score: 0, Troll

    If Windows had a kernel numbered 1.33.7 with a beta name of "Loopy Longhorn", would it be a better finished product?

    Well, it could hardly be any worse...

  11. Fools on Spammers Announce World War III · · Score: 5, Funny

    WWIII isn't scheduled to begin for another two weeks, and it's going to involve a fake attack on the US by "Iran" (actually the CIA) followed by a massive "retaliatory strike", not an invasion by any US forces. Can't these spammers get anything right?

  12. Re:A favorite term to replace 'piracy'? on Free Games As a Solution To Game Piracy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Am I stealing from you if I choose not to buy from you, but from someone else? No? Yet I am depriving you of revenue, isn't that stealing? No? Then depriving you of revenue by copying your product isn't stealing either.

    That's quite a leap there. If I steal your product, that implies that I want it. Do I want it badly enough that I would pay for it if there was no possible way to steal it? Maybe, maybe not, but the product clearly has some value to me, since I was willing to go through the trouble and risk of stealing it.

    However, if I'm buying someone else's product instead, that implies that your game has no value to me, since I believe your competitor's product to be superior enough to spend my time on it rather than on your game.

    As for someone renouncing society and all its benefits, to truly do that they would need to be living in a cave somewhere completely off the grid (and certainly without access to the Internet), so they would be unlikely to be in the market for computer games anyway.

  13. Re:Bad copy? on Google Lively Review · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does that imply that a copy of Second Life could somehow be good?

    It could be a good thing if it was an antimatter copy of Second Life, which was then brought into contact with the original Second Life.

  14. Re:Holy... on Blizzard-Activision Merger Official · · Score: 0, Redundant

    How about this one...

    Diablo 3 ends with a guitar battle against Lou^H^H^HSatan?

    Actually, that could be pretty cool.

  15. Re:Thank god! on Mercedes To Phase Out Gasoline By 2015 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If electric cars can be made to charge from ordinary outlets, isn't the infrastructure already there? I suppose the trick would be to get the cars to charge fast enough and/or to last long enough on one charge that you don't have to stop every 4 hours to charge the car for 12 hours at a time, but assuming we can solve that, replacing all those gas pumps at fuel stations with extra outlets shouldn't be that big of a deal.

    Basically, I think electric cars are the only real way to handle this stuff long term, but battery technology has to get better. Today's batteries are too heavy and don't last long enough.

    I think better public transit is a good step, but I don't think you can put the private vehicle genie back in the bottle at this stage. People are accustomed to private transport, and the more efficient and environmentally friendly we can make that private transport the better.

  16. Re:The electric car you want is ready now: on Mercedes To Phase Out Gasoline By 2015 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How does a car that costs $109,000 address the "cost" concern? Sure, Mercedes vehicles aren't exactly the cheapest, but few of their models go for over 6 figures.

  17. Who cares? on First DNA Molecule Constructed from Mostly Synthetic Components · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is nothing new...I created a DNA molecule out of entirely synthetic components for my 5th grade science fair project. Mine was made out of colorful wooden balls glued to wooden sticks. Theirs appears to be sugar-based, which would probably attract ants, so mine is obviously superior.

  18. Re:I find the obsession with tech in the class bad on How Technology Changes Classrooms · · Score: 4, Informative

    While I think computer usage in this particular school may be a little overboard, I don't see it as a major problem overall. Kids use computers all the time, and are starting at a younger and younger age. Computers can be a very good tool for these sorts of things, and I'm not sure how they can really retard basic skills other than possibly handwriting. In that regard, kids could hardly end up with worse handwriting than most of their parents, even if they never write anything by hand outside of their handwriting classes in Kindergarten through 3rd grade.

    Most kids in my experience will use computer learning games because they're more interesting than long sheets of math problems. However, if given the choice between that same computer game and, say, a particularly interesting worksheet (maybe one of those where you color a picture different colors based on the answers to the math problems), the choice is not always so clear cut.

    The basic upshot is that kids will learn best if they're engaged in the material. A computer game can engage them, but a particularly good teacher or a particularly good set of handouts can engage them just as well. A good education will come from a mix of various techniques to keep the kids from becoming bored with any one thing and disengaging from the process.

    As for kids not learning Latin anymore, I think that's just because Latin is not particularly useful to anyone not in a specialized field (like medicine or law), and is thus not worth spending a ton of time on in the earlier grades. If you're interested in joining a profession that uses Latin, or planning on competing in a spelling bee, you'll learn Latin eventually. Otherwise, you're going to be bored out of your mind in a class you have no use for, and will eventually forget most of it anyway.

  19. Re:Um on Microsoft Going After Yahoo! Again · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It should be burning a hole in his pocket. Shareholders get antsy when companies hold on to a huge cash reserve without any plans for what they're going to do with it. That cash should be used to grow the company or should be returned to the shareholders in the form of a dividend. Having it sit in the bank isn't helping the shareholders at all.

    Microsoft used to say they needed their big cash reserves to fight off giant lawsuits, especially the anti-trust suits. Now that the government has rolled over and given up, though, MS is going to have to come up with something to do with all that cash. Buying up other companies is a popular way to do that.

  20. Re:Best Tech Scam on There's a Sucker Converted Every Minute · · Score: 1

    That's funny, I had someone try to pull that speaker scam on me just a few weeks ago. I had never heard of it before, but the whole thing seemed shady to me, so I told him to take a hike. My initial thought was that the speakers were stolen, but now that you mention it it's probably more likely he was trying to sell me garbage in a box.

  21. Re:built-in coffin on VW Concept Microcar Gets 235 MPG · · Score: 1

    The apparently manually operated windshield wiper seems like it would be a huge pain, but other than that I'd drive one of those things around today if I could.

  22. Re:Don't feel bad, mercury on First Results From Messenger's Mercury Flyby · · Score: 5, Funny

    WTF, is there really such a thing as penises shrinking with age? :-S

    Yes. But don't worry, your balls sag more to compensate.

  23. Re:This may be true. May be. on Harvard Study Questions "Long Tail" Theory · · Score: 1

    Yah, but you have to admit that the stuff involving long tails is very much a niche product.

  24. Re:Finally on North Pole Ice On Track To Melt By September? · · Score: 1

    Yes, but the polar bears are going to be immigrating to the south pole in droves, and who do you think they'll be feeding on once they get there? There aren't enough scientists down there to keep them sated for long.

  25. This should be easy on US Halts Applications For Solar Energy Projects · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People need the electricity. The BLM should only need to answer one question: Will the proposed solar energy plant harm the environment more than a natural gas/coal/oil plant would to produce the same amount of power? If not, let it be built.

    As a resident of Texas, I hate that we're building more and more coal-fired power plants when we have such abundant sun and wind out here that we could be using instead. Hell, I have to suffer through 2 months (and counting) of 100+ degree days, I'd like to at least be getting something out of all that sun other than dehydration and sunburn.