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  1. Re:noooo on 2014: Hottest Year On Record · · Score: 1

    I hate to break it to you but if mammals could thrive at the temperatures and C02 levels of 55 million years ago then we can as well.

    the argument that humans would be just fine if the earth's average temperature went up 30 degrees F because some long-extinct mammal did well in that environment is too stupid to even consider. you're being a complete buffoon.

  2. Re:noooo on 2014: Hottest Year On Record · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Mammals were flourishing 55 million years ago. So the temperature and CO2 levels would be just fine for people.

    i hate to break this to you, but the mammals that thrived 55 million years ago were not the same as the mammals of today, much less people.

    just because some long-extinct animals made it fine back then doesn't mean that people would.

    i can't believe i even have to explain this to people.

  3. Re:noooo on 2014: Hottest Year On Record · · Score: 1

    hey, billions of years ago the earth was a ball of molten rock. so we're gonna be fine!

  4. Re:of course it wasn't NK on North Korea Denies Responsibility for Sony Attack, Warns Against Retaliation · · Score: 1

    lol. seriously, if you're trying to equate NK and the US in terms of truth-telling you're a buffoon. unless you actually believe any of the crazy-ass shit that comes out of NK. at least the US is willing to admit that our leader sucks at golf and bowling.

  5. Re:"Breakthrough" on In Breakthrough, US and Cuba To Resume Diplomatic Relations · · Score: 1

    for one kidnapped aid worker

    and a jailed spy. 3 for 2 aint too bad.

  6. Re:Sooo... on Denmark Makes Claim To North Pole, Based On Undersea Geography · · Score: 1

    we'll come up with something after we waterboard Santa.

  7. doy on Linking Drought and Climate Change: Difficult To Do · · Score: 2

    you can't definitively link any particular roids-era barry bonds home run to the drugs. people know this. people also know that that doesn't mean that the roids didn't have a huge effect on his numbers.

  8. it worked on Twitter Use By Romney and Obama In 2012 Highlight the Speed of Social Media · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On 30 August 2012, Hollywood star Clint Eastwood took the stage to lambast President Obama. What ensued was an odd, 11-minute monologue where Eastwood conversed with an empty chair upon which an imaginary Barack Obama sat.

    it wasn't odd. it was the perfect distilled essence of the conservative movement - an elderly white guy yelling at his own imagined version of a black person.

  9. Re:ssh / scp / https maybe? on Internet Voting Hack Alters PDF Ballots In Transmission · · Score: 1

    uh, their name is on the voter rolls at the polling place?

    you make it sound like voter fraud is an actual thing.

  10. Re:What the fuck summary? on Researchers Demonstrate Electrically Activated Micro-Muscles · · Score: 2

    Powerade-level saltiness?

    it's got what artificial muscles crave!

  11. Re:FDA != NIH on A Box of Forgotten Smallpox Vials Was Just Found In an FDA Closet · · Score: 1

    waitwaitwait...are you telling me. that the summary. got it right?!

  12. Re:Not surprised on Privacy Oversight Board Gives NSA Surveillance a Pass · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wait, what? All of a sudden we've decided that violating rights is OK if it makes us more secure? When did we decide that?

    just around when the ink dried on the constitution. you don't think this country has a long, long history of violating rights in the name of security?

  13. Re:Massive conspiracy on IRS Lost Emails of 6 More Employees Under Investigation · · Score: 0

    i think you're misinformed. both Tea Party group and progressive group applications were scrutinized. no Tea Party groups were denied their application from what i remember, but at least one progressive group was. so no, this isn't the powerful silencing opposition and not approving one side whilst rubber-stamping the other.

  14. Re:Massive conspiracy on IRS Lost Emails of 6 More Employees Under Investigation · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The IRS is hopelessly corrupt.

    because they did their due diligence when it came to applications for tax-exempt status, or because of the lost emails?

    if the former, why shouldn't the IRS scrutinize applications for a tax-exempt status which disallows political activity* where the applicant group has 'Tea Party' in its title and description? isn't the Tea Party pretty much by definition a political movement? they also scrutinized 'progressive' groups for the same reason (IIRC 'progressive' groups were the only ones denied status), but you don't hear people on capitol hill yelling about that.

    should 501(c)(3) status just be handed out without the application receiving any scrutiny at all? or should conservative groups get a pass and only 'progressive' groups get scrutinized? i honestly don't understand what's the actual scandal here.

    *substantive lobbying and campaigning IIRC.

  15. Re:Sounds awesome except.... on Patent Troll Ordered To Pay For the Costs of Fighting a Bad Patent · · Score: 1

    that isn't true. under the new examiner count system allowances are weighed less. besides, you can easily get at least one continuation out of every application. so that's a count for the FAOM, the RCE, the subsequent FA and then maybe an allowance. hell, sometimes you can get 2 or more continuations on a case and something like 80+% of your counting is rejection-related.

  16. Re:second best on Robots and Irradiated Parasites Enlisted In the Fight Against Malaria · · Score: 1

    DDT didn't get banned in malaria countries, dummy.

  17. Re:Well... on Mutant Registration vs. Vaccine Registration · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You should be able to go to a government web site and enter a persons name to check and see if they have vaccinations, STDs, etc.

    nobody as far as i know is advocating a publicly-accessible database here, are they? we already have large data stores full of patient information and i still am not able to look up my neighbor's medical records on the internet.

  18. Re:danger will robinson on Professors: US "In Denial" Over Poor Maths Standards · · Score: 1

    when i was in high school calc and we first learned derivatives, on the first exam i saved time because i happened to already know the power rule. fucking math teacher marked me wrong even though i got the right answer because we were supposed to do it the long way.

    clearly, the way calculus is taught in schools is wrong and confusing. why not go right to the shortcut? it's the american way, after all.

  19. Re:Yeah, but... on Graphene Could Be Dangerous To Humans and the Environment · · Score: 1

    but the joke is totally new. it's innovative, like 'where's the beef?'

  20. nice on MIT Designs Tsunami Proof Floating Nuclear Reactor · · Score: 2

    then a huge rogue wave hits it. aw shiiiiiiiiiiit

  21. Re:How to describe a pre-schooler on Kids Can Swipe a Screen But Can't Use LEGOs · · Score: 1

    Colin Kinney said excessive use of technology damages concentration .

    tl;dr. can anybody give me the gist of this statement?

  22. Re:So what is it made of? on LHCb Confirms Existence of Exotic Hadrons · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fuck it, we're doing five quarks.

    Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of particles in this universe. The meson was the hadron to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-quark nucleon. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called the proton. That's three quarks and a positive charge. For positivity. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened—the bastards went to four quarks. Now we're standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three quarks and a charge. Charge or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, fuck it. We're going to five quarks.

  23. Re:There is no irony on Tesla's Fight With Car Dealers Could Help Decide the Next Presidential Election · · Score: 2, Insightful

    what's the "democrat party"?

  24. well on Tesla's Fight With Car Dealers Could Help Decide the Next Presidential Election · · Score: 5, Insightful

    'The widespread franchise rules giving car dealers virtual monopolies in their territories epitomize the government-controlled marketplace Republicans purportedly despise,' writes Wohlsen

    yes, but they also epitomize the lobbyist-controlled cash funnel republicans love. money is by far more important than having actual values.

  25. Re:US campaigns. Soros is citizen of Hungary on Bitcoin Inventor Satoshi Nakamoto Outed By Newsweek · · Score: 3, Informative

    soros has been a US citizen since 1961. probably longer than you've been alive.