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Denmark Makes Claim To North Pole, Based On Undersea Geography

As reported by The Independent, A scientific study has found that Greenland is actually connected to the area beneath the polar ice where the North Pole lies – thanks to a huge stretch of continental crust known as the Lomonosov Ridge. Since Greenland is a Danish territory, that gives the country the right to put its hat in the ring for ownership of the stretch of land, Denmark’s foreign minister [Martin Lidegaard ] said. ... Of the five Arctic countries – the US, Russia, Norway, Canada and Denmark —only Canada and Russia had indicated an interest in the North Pole territory until now. "This is a historical milestone for Denmark and many others as the area has an impact on the lives of lot of people. After the U.N. panel had taken a decision based on scientific data, comes a political process," Lidegaard told The Associated Press in an interview on Friday. "I expect this to take some time. An answer will come in a few decades. Why such a big deal? As Business Insider notes, The U.S. currently estimates that the Arctic sea bed could contain 15% of the earth's remaining oil, along with 30% of the planet's natural gas and 20% of its liquefied natural gas. Whichever country is able to successfully claim the Arctic would have the right to extract these resources.

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  1. No one gets the oil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Problem solved. Now time for breakfast!

    1. Re:No one gets the oil! by vawarayer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Very ironic that what makes oil available in the Arctic is global warming...

    2. Re:No one gets the oil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it is plate tectonics.

    3. Re:No one gets the oil! by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Actually global warming. Easier access and higher oil prices make it financially profitable to drill in the Arctic.

    4. Re:No one gets the oil! by Rei · · Score: 1

      No, sorry, I've been too busy learning about archaeology from reading papers published in the 1800s and reading about how physics works by reading the works of the ancient Greeks.

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    5. Re:No one gets the oil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very ironic that what makes oil available in the Arctic is global warming...

      To paraphrase, "Oil wants to be free" (as in speech). And it's been working hard since 347 AD to make sure we have access to all of it.

    6. Re:No one gets the oil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's ridiculous. Archaeologists of the 1800s, ancient Greek physicists, and 1970s climate researchers were all ignorant, benighted, and backward. Today's scientists are correct.

    7. Re:No one gets the oil! by itzly · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "When people thought the earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the earth was spherical, they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together." -- Asimov

    8. Re:No one gets the oil! by lgw · · Score: 1

      Now now, Rei, don't exaggerate. US science education sucks, but most people are taught Civil-War Era physics. None of that relativity or quantum stuff that's over 100 years old now, of course, that's too scary, but we do an OK job of teaching 150-year-old science!

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    9. Re:No one gets the oil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Higher oil prices? Been out of the basement lately?

    10. Re:No one gets the oil! by JDevers · · Score: 2

      Over 100 years old is a bit of a stretch, the foundation of modern quantum physics was laid mostly in the 1920s...so "nearly 100 years old" might be better.

      Realistically though, the reason classical physics is the basic physical foundation laid for most students is simply that it is tremendously easier to understand and calculate and is basically "correct" for 99.999% of things people encounter in their real lives. Schools already teach far too many things which are somewhat useless later in life, why should most high school students be subjected to quantum mechanics when they don't even have the mathematical underpinnings to even come close to really understanding it.

      In 100 years or so when we have the math and processing power to solve a five or six body gravity equation then maybe it can actually be taught to those who don't specialize in it, until then the classic approximation is pretty good for high school work.

    11. Re:No one gets the oil! by lgw · · Score: 1

      People don't encounter evolution in their daily lives either, excepting the Flu, but I find it rather important to teach (more stuff in that 100-150 window).

      Relativity and QM are easy enough to teach qualitatively (and the math for SR for many examples is simple algebra). There's a host of people who don't believe either, who think modern physics is a hoax, because it contradicts the physics they were taught in school. We should really be teaching "an electron is not like a particle, nor like a wave, but behaves in it's own inimical way" in high school, along with the basics of relativity, so that people get the sense that physics is real, that all this crazy stuff came from explaining experiments, that's it's not storytelling looking for proof!

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    12. Re:No one gets the oil! by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Over 100 years old is a bit of a stretch"

      IParent is not specifically talking about quantum mechanics, just non-classic physics. Special Relativity paper comes from 1905 and the general one, 1915.

      Classical physics can be pointed back to Newton: 1687.

      "is basically "correct" for 99.999%"

      It is not. It is utterly wrong. It just happens to throw the right numbers most of the time.

      "until then the classic approximation is pretty good for high school work."

      It is not. It would be much better to explain non-classical even without the maths (but two dimensional and statistical approach can be offered since the maths are in the curriculum) and throw the classic maths as what they are: a (very) useful approximation.

    13. Re:No one gets the oil! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Feel free to cite the actual scientific papers predicting global cooling, as opposed to media hype about some speculation at the time.

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    14. Re:No one gets the oil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. The glaciers there, and the sea ice, have been receding since even before CO2 was supposed to begin to make a difference. The could accurately predict that we would want the access, in the future, apparently.

      http://cires.colorado.edu/news...

    15. Re:No one gets the oil! by Rei · · Score: 1

      Macroscopic analogies help people envision what one's talking about, though. Saying "an electron does its own thing" doesn't really help people conceive just what that "thing" is.

      I think the basic macroscopic analogy for particle/wave duality is to just go with the pilot wave theory and have them picture a boat bobbing along on a frictionless lake, where its wake is so powerful and so fast-responding that it steers the boat, and it never dies out - the boat creates the wake but is governed by it. There's even an experiment to visualize it involving bouncing a silicone droplet on a vibrating fluid bath, where you can even roughly reproduce a (non-quantized) version of the double slit experiment - the wake goes through both slits, then steers the droplet on the other side.

      Of course, the analogy fails when you add quantum effects like virtual particles, uncertainty, etc....

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    16. Re:No one gets the oil! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      It is not. It is utterly wrong. It just happens to throw the right numbers most of the time.

      See the Asimov quote above from his Essay about "The Relativity of Wrong".

      It isn't a matter of right or wrong. It is a matter of HOW right and HOW wrong.

      Newtonian mechanics is right enough for most everyday living, as long as we don't have to explain how the LEDs in our TV or the lasers in our Blu-Ray players, or GPS work.

      It's right enough to design and build a very nice modern car (sans certain electronic parts). Etc.

      So no, it's not "utterly wrong". It's mostly right. It is only wrong at extreme ends of the scale... many decimal places, tiny increments of time, outrageous speeds, etc.

    17. Re:No one gets the oil! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      HERE are just a few of them. Not that not all of them are scientific papers but some are.

      It is of interest to note, as does the article in the National Academy of Sciences publication Science News, which is linked to on that page, that despite the misleading information spread by RealClimate and other sources, the National Academy of Sciences itself was convinced enough of the "Global Cooling" scare to actually publish a call for immediate action (Science News, Jan. 25 1975, p. 52).

      It is further amusing to note (again as evidenced on the linked page above) that climate scientists at EAU -- the same University that has been partly responsible for the warming scare -- were at that time proclaiming that we were headed for an ice age.

      I could go on but I won't. The idea that global cooling was "not taken seriously" by scientists of the time is nonsense propaganda spread by alarmist apologist sources such as RealClimate. The actual record of papers published and the reaction of the scientific world clearly shows that it was taken very seriously indeed.

    18. Re:No one gets the oil! by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      No,no. Global cooling. Haven't you read the scientific papers from top agencies and researchers from the 70's. Sheesh

      You're regurgitating complete nonsense. Once again, here’s figure 1 from Peterson et al. 2008. Notice that papers predicting warming vastly outnumbered those predicting cooling, even in the 1970s. Ironically:

      • The term “global warming” was first used in a 1975 Science article by Wally Broecker called “Are we on the brink of a pronounced global warming?”.
      • Sawyer 1972 estimated climate sensitivity as 2.4C, and Schneider 1975 gave a preliminary range of 1.5C to 3.0C.
      • Manabe and Wetherald, 1975: “The Effects of Doubling the CO2 Concentration on the climate of a General Circulation Model.”
      • In 1977, Freeman Dyson wrote that the “prevailing opinion is that the dangers [of the rise in CO2] greatly outweigh the benefits.”
      • In 1977, Robert M. White, the head of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, wrote a report for the National Academy of Sciences that said “We now understand that industrial wastes, such as the carbon dioxide released in the burning of fossil fuels, can have consequences for climate that pose a considerable risk to future society.” [White, Robert, 1978, Oceans and Climate Introduction, Oceanus, 21:2-3]
      • The 1979 JASON report “The long-term impact of atmospheric carbon dioxide on climate” estimated climate sensitivity as 2.4C to 2.8C.
      • The National Academy of Science’s 1979 Charney report estimated climate sensitivity as 1.5C to 4.5C and said “If carbon dioxide continues to increase, [we] find no reason to doubt that climate changes will result, and no reason to believe that these changes will be negligible.”
    19. Re:No one gets the oil! by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      You're regurgitating complete nonsense. Once again, here’s figure 1 from Peterson et al. 2008. Notice that papers predicting warming vastly outnumbered those predicting cooling, even in the 1970s. Ironically:

      • The term “global warming” was first used in a 1975 Science article by Wally Broecker called “Are we on the brink of a pronounced global warming?”.
      • Sawyer 1972 estimated climate sensitivity as 2.4C, and Schneider 1975 gave a preliminary range of 1.5C to 3.0C.
      • Manabe and Wetherald, 1975: “The Effects of Doubling the CO2 Concentration on the climate of a General Circulation Model.”
      • In 1977, Freeman Dyson wrote that the “prevailing opinion is that the dangers [of the rise in CO2] greatly outweigh the benefits.”
      • In 1977, Robert M. White, the head of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, wrote a report for the National Academy of Sciences that said “We now understand that industrial wastes, such as the carbon dioxide released in the burning of fossil fuels, can have consequences for climate that pose a considerable risk to future society.” [White, Robert, 1978, Oceans and Climate Introduction, Oceanus, 21:2-3]
      • The 1979 JASON report “The long-term impact of atmospheric carbon dioxide on climate” estimated climate sensitivity as 2.4C to 2.8C.
      • The National Academy of Science’s 1979 Charney report estimated climate sensitivity as 1.5C to 4.5C and said “If carbon dioxide continues to increase, [we] find no reason to doubt that climate changes will result, and no reason to believe that these changes will be negligible.”

      While Jane is reading those papers, he should also consider addressing this issue with his basic thermodynamics:

      Your own insistence that power in = power out (assuming perfect conversion and no entropic losses) belies this argument. You are arguing against yourself and you refuse to see that. If power in = power out (your own stipulation) ... [Jane Q. Public, 2014-12-14]

      I'm not the only one insisting that power in = power out through any boundary where nothing inside is changing. Once again, that's a fundamental principle called "conservation of energy". Here are some introductions: example (backup), example (backup), example

    20. Re:No one gets the oil! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      You're regurgitating complete [time.com] nonsense [archive.is].

      No, I was not. Once again, you misrepresent my words.

      Nowhere above did I write that "a majority of papers" supported global cooling. I merely pointed out the established truth that it was taken seriously. And again: the cited announcement by National Academy of Sciences is not "nonsense". It, too, is real.

      Stop misrepresenting my words, then making straw-man arguments against me. That is dishonest. I have mentioned this to you many times before. Learn how to make an honest argument, or go the hell away.

    21. Re:No one gets the oil! by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "So no, it's not "utterly wrong"."

      Yes, it is. Other ancient theories are crazily maddining wrong and certainly Newton's Principia is a shinning cathedral honoring the human intelligence but it still is utterly wrong.

      Good you mention Asimov, since he was quite on the ontological path (against the pure mathematical path ala Dirac).

      Now, forget about the numbers: it's about quality, not quantity. Newton thinks that there exists an absolute coordinate system and that things like mass, speed, length or time are therefore also absolute. Einstein demonstrates that he can't be any more wrong.

      Ptolemy thought that the Earth is in the center of the universe and that objects in the sky circle around it by means of a dance of composed circles (epycicles and deferents) and it offers a magnificent math that "it's mostly right with many decimal places" and his model is also a magnificent show of human ingenuity. The problem with ptolemaic astronomy are not the numbers -ptolemaic astronomy can offer very precise numbers; it is the axioms: the Earth is not even near to the center of the solar system and there's no specific reason for orbits to be exclusively based on circles, so it is not a matter of how good its numbes are, just like there's no absolute coordinate system as Newton thought, no matter how good his numbers are.

      As I see it, it's not that it would be mindblowing for the students to understand the basics of relativity or quantum mechanics but a matter of laziness from the teachers to find the proper way to teach them instead of "doing it as it has always been done".

    22. Re:No one gets the oil! by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "It isn't a matter of right or wrong. It is a matter of HOW right and HOW wrong.

      Newtonian mechanics is right enough for most everyday living"

      Well, ptolemaic astronomy is right enough for most everyday living too, just as much as newtonian mechanics.

      In fact, now that you told about forgetting GPS, you probably know that ptolemaic astronomy not only is good enough to navigate your way all around the world, by land, boat or plane, but the way navigation is tought to pilots and ship captains *is* ptolemaic, not copernican, right?

      Why we don't stop teaching about Copernicus, then?

    23. Re:No one gets the oil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "When people thought the earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the earth was spherical, they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together."

      -- Asimov

      Especially since it's really a hollow ball!

    24. Re:No one gets the oil! by Optali · · Score: 1

      Blasphemer!!! AGW does not exist!

      This means that the Danish are not claiming the North Pole and neither are the Russians!! This is all a hoax set up by the Evil IPCC meant to tax the hardworking US citizen en steal their guns!!

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  2. Unbelievable! by aglider · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't all these countries be focused on renewable energy sources?
    Uh, sorry! Forget! I was just dreaming!

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    1. Re:Unbelievable! by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Energy diversity.
      Renewables are great sources of energy... But they are not perfect.
      Fossil fuels have their problems, but they do complement the gaps that renewables have.

      Renewables have the problem of portability. Some like wind and hydro electric needs to be located in the proper areas where they can get a reliable energy from. Others like solar do not offer 24/7 support. Batteries do not have the energy density that we get out of fossil fuel, and takes much longer to recharge.

      Right now with our current technology I can see Renewables replacing many of the power plants out there. Which will do a big cut in greenhouse gas emissions. However cars will still need to be hybrid gas/electric either the Toyota Prius style or the Chevy Volt style.

      The idea of moving the population to local cities where they can use public transportation especially in less dense areas like the United States, just won't happen. If you tell the population that they need to move from their houses which they have put a lot of money in, and live in an area the matches how they want to live and go to a crowed loud crime ridden city, will cause a lot of people to put a gun to your face, whether or not it is legal to have guns.

      So really energy diversity is the key, the goal is to reduce emissions, not just cut them off until we can get better alternatives to a point where we will not need fossil fuel.

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    2. Re:Unbelievable! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Renewables have the problem of portability. Some like wind and hydro electric needs to be located in the proper areas where they can get a reliable energy from. Others like solar do not offer 24/7 support. Batteries do not have the energy density that we get out of fossil fuel, and takes much longer to recharge.

      That's why the real future of portable fuel is synthetic fuel (preferably from carbon sequestration or renewable sources, not coal).

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    3. Re:Unbelievable! by Nit+Picker · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, they'll just put a wind turbine on top of the oil derrick and proclaim it to be green. My understanding is that, in spite of all the green talk, Denmark has a pretty high per capita CO2 emission rate.

    4. Re:Unbelievable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much like Norway's ethical investments in moral industries like extraction and selling of oil for use as as fossil fuel.

    5. Re:Unbelievable! by AqD · · Score: 1

      Oil is renewable too. Just wait for one million years.

    6. Re:Unbelievable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, they'll just put a wind turbine on top of the oil derrick and proclaim it to be green. My understanding is that, in spite of all the green talk, Denmark has a pretty high per capita CO2 emission rate.

      Define "pretty high"

      CO2 emissions per country

    7. Re:Unbelievable! by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      people have the ability to focus on more than one thing. maintaining our way of life with fuels we know how they work and the infrastructure is in place, while also working on bringing the prices down on renewables.

      why does it have to be either or to some people?

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    8. Re:Unbelievable! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      More like ten or twenty million years. We need some more global warming, much more plant matter growth (think algae mats meters deep for millions of years), then significant tectonic activity in just the right way.

      So definitely renewable. But time lines matter.

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    9. Re:Unbelievable! by quantaman · · Score: 1

      Well, denmark, for example, is focused on renewables. Doesn't mean they don't want to be the ones pumping up the oil and selling it. You can do other things with oil besides burning it also. I wouldn't put it past the danes to claim it as theirs and then not pump it in the name of protecting the arctic. They just might be altruistic enough.

      They're not altruistic enough to leave the current oil in the ground I don't see why this oil would be different.

      Sure they may delay a few years, but people tend to be a lot more altruistic when it isn't costing much. The moment I point out you're sitting on a ton of oil is the moment you start to rationalize reasons that pumping oil isn't so bad.

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    10. Re:Unbelievable! by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

      Worse than China?

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    11. Re:Unbelievable! by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Well Denmark does seem to have one of the best uses for oil so why not.

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    12. Re: Unbelievable! by BlackHeron717 · · Score: 1

      What the hell is Trinidad and Tobago doing in those tiny islands that ranks them so high? Or is it indicative of some lifestyle issue there?

    13. Re: Unbelievable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell is Trinidad and Tobago doing in those tiny islands that ranks them so high?

      Burning their garbage. No room for landfills,

    14. Re:Unbelievable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse than China?

      And better than USA. Your point?
      Still doesn't define "pretty high"

    15. Re: Unbelievable! by petermgreen · · Score: 2

      I'd guess a combination of a small population and a large petrochemical industry pushes them up in the rankings (note that the rankings in question are per-capita).

      Being a small island probablly doesn't help, in particular small islands are often short on fresh water which pushed them to energy intensive desalination. It can also make it difficult to achive economies of scale in power generation.

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    16. Re:Unbelievable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Batteries do not have the energy density that we get out of fossil fuel, and takes much longer to recharge"

      Um, have you seen the current tech on turning dinosaurs and paleofauna into oil? I know battery-charging tech moves at a snail's pace, but the fossil-fuel creation industry shouldn't continue to blithely sit on their laurels here. One of these epochs, it's going to be possible to charge a battery in less than an age. Don't even get me started on the lack of research by the coal industry...

    17. Re:Unbelievable! by jbengt · · Score: 1

      The country ranking of per capita CO2 emissions that was linked seems highly correlated to the per capita economic output of the countries. By that measure, Denmark seems pretty low on emissions.

    18. Re:Unbelievable! by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      No, they'll just put a wind turbine on top of the oil derrick and proclaim it to be green.

      Well you need to lubricant the spinning parts of the wind turbines with something. The last time I checked, tossing ground up PV cells in the gears didn't work very well. This would be a better use for oil, rather than burning it.

    19. Re: Unbelievable! by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Chemical industry in general. Emissions generated on export production should count partly against the importing nation.

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    20. Re:Unbelievable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They need the oil to make more LEGO.

    21. Re:Unbelievable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great. Now get the oligarchs in control of the fossil fuel supplies to stop shitting all over renewables because they hate competition. While we're at it, can we get some legislation to correct the unfair price of fossil fuels due to externalization of costs via pollution?

      Pollution isn't the only issue with fossil fuels. They're controlled by greedy people who inflict real economic harm to make a buck. That, and they stifle renewables which we need to develop now to ensure future energy security.

      Break up petrol monopolies. End market distortion. Alternative energy is competitive when prices are fair.

    22. Re:Unbelievable! by jafac · · Score: 1

      he idea of moving the population to local cities where they can use public transportation especially in less dense areas like the United States, just won't happen. If you tell the population that they need to move from their houses which they have put a lot of money in, and live in an area the matches how they want to live and go to a crowed loud crime ridden city, will cause a lot of people to put a gun to your face, whether or not it is legal to have guns.

      bah. Worked out well for Stalin, didn't it?

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    23. Re:Unbelievable! by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      A million years to cook the oil in the "oil window" of temperature and pressure, along with a few tens of thousands to millions of years to migrate from the "kitchen" to a trapping reservoir structure (or to vent to the surface, as probably 90% of the oil ever formed has done).

      But to get buried down into that oil window ... you need several kilometres of sedimentation. Which is going to take several million years more.

      The youngest hydrocarbon provinces that I've heard of (and I do work in the game) are Miocene to Oligocene in age. 5 to 15 million years in broad terms. Most of the reserves I've worked on are Eocene (55 million years) to Jurassic (140 million years) in age, which is probably not far off a global average. The oldest fields I've worked on were Late Cambrian, about 510 million years.

      As always, the reality of the science is considerably more complex than outsiders appreciate.

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    24. Re:Unbelievable! by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      the danes to claim it as theirs and then not pump it.

      Well that is an act of war

  3. Bad link in summary by Walking+The+Walk · · Score: 4, Informative

    Since the first anchored text in the summary isn't actually linked to anything, here's The Independent's article. I'm guessing this is the one timothy intended to link to.

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    1. Re:Bad link in summary by msauve · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Interesting fact: "timothy" is actually a Turing Test. As can be seen, machines have still not shown intelligence.

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  4. Santa's gonna be PISSED by NotDrWho · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're officially on the naughty list, you Danish bastards!

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    1. Re:Santa's gonna be PISSED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Every child in the world knows where to write and where Santa lives ..
      Santa Claus
      North Pole
      Canada
      HOH OHO
      ( real address )
      Can a billion kids be wrong ? North Pole is Canada and people saying otherwise better be ready for the kids uprising of the millenia.

    2. Re:Santa's gonna be PISSED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot. Julemand lives in Greenland.

    3. Re:Santa's gonna be PISSED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry about that. But I am not sure about the oil.

      The official danish position is that there is no oil at all in the newly claimed area. (Yes that is a direct quote from our foreign minister).

    4. Re:Santa's gonna be PISSED by TheSunborn · · Score: 1

      Sorry about that. But I am not sure about the oil.

      The official danish position is that there is no oil at all in the newly claimed area. (Yes that is a direct quote from our foreign minister).

      (Now with logged in user).

    5. Re:Santa's gonna be PISSED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that the magnetic or rotational north pole?

    6. Re:Santa's gonna be PISSED by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      You're officially on the naughty list, you Danish bastards!

      Yeah .. but everybody gets sump'n from Sump'n Claus

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    7. Re:Santa's gonna be PISSED by johnjaydk · · Score: 1

      Santa's got to pay the danegeld like every one else. We're back, in case You didn't get the memo.

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    8. Re:Santa's gonna be PISSED by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      No idjit. It's in Alaska. Now, if you ask most Alaskans, we'd rather Alaska be part of Canada (except for the guns). We are patiently awaiting an invasion of stealth snowmobiles.

      Please.

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    9. Re:Santa's gonna be PISSED by naris · · Score: 1

      Well, according to this Santa IS Danish!

    10. Re:Santa's gonna be PISSED by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      HOH OHO ( real address )

      Hydrogen (I) oxide and hydrogen (I) superoxide? That doesn't sound a very stable mix.

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    11. Re:Santa's gonna be PISSED by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      The official danish position is that there is no oil at all in the newly claimed area.

      The realist (Oilfield geologist here) is that the East Greenland coast and near-shore area are a considerably more approachable prospect. There are reasonable analogue oil fields up on the Haltenbank (mid-Norwegian Atlantic coast), which is a very interesting sign for the working oilman.

      Going "round the corner" into the Arctic Ocean is less attractive than the East Greenland region.

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  5. Britain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In other news Britain makes claim to Northern Ireland, Jersey, Guernsy and the Falkland Islands based on "undersea Geography". And the British crown will refuse to discuss the matter.

    1. Re:Britain by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      In other news Britain makes claim to Northern Ireland, Jersey, Guernsy and the Falkland Islands based on "undersea Geography". And the British crown will refuse to discuss the matter.

      Why stop there - we could claim the whole Afro-Eurasia landmass.

    2. Re:Britain by halivar · · Score: 1

      and the Falkland Islands

      "Ok, ok; if we call them the Malvinas, will you shut up?"

    3. Re:Britain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the Argentinians claim ownership of the Falklands, then I presume that Paraguay can claim ownership of Formosa and Corrientes, right?

    4. Re:Britain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are already part of the UK.

  6. Unbelievable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, denmark, for example, is focused on renewables. Doesn't mean they don't want to be the ones pumping up the oil and selling it. You can do other things with oil besides burning it also. I wouldn't put it past the danes to claim it as theirs and then not pump it in the name of protecting the arctic. They just might be altruistic enough.

  7. Greenland part of Canada by acdc_rules · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Using this logic, wouldn't Greenland be part of Canada?

    1. Re:Greenland part of Canada by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 2

      RTFA

    2. Re:Greenland part of Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, unless the Italians can have Europe back as legacy of the Roman Empire?

      Greenland was a Norwegian territory since the 13th century... it only makes less sense from looking at a map now the nation of Denmark-Norway split, and Iceland became independent.

    3. Re:Greenland part of Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Canada gained independent sovereignty in 1931, Greenland was ceded to Denmark by Norway in 1814.

      Canada is part of Greenland, hand it over.

    4. Re:Greenland part of Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We wish. If only Newfoundland would unite with Iceland.

    5. Re:Greenland part of Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it would :)
      Remember that DK is doing this to make a point with Groenland that wishes independence. " see we root for you " and all the usual bullshit to keep countries from going on their own to keep the establishment firmly in place.

    6. Re:Greenland part of Canada by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      Everything can be conquered if resources justify.

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    7. Re:Greenland part of Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pronounced Newfoundland

    8. Re:Greenland part of Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Speaking of which, never underestimate the tensions those Danish have, eh? They sent a war ship when Canada "investigated" an island besides Greenland. The Russians have already put their metaphorical flag on the sea bridge, so the war will be fought between the Royal Danish Marines and Imperial Russian Fleet. Canada can only ask forgiveness and stay clear until an opening is discovered in the defensive posture of either countries as the war consumes both sides, eh? Or perhaps Norway can broker a deal separating mineral rights from territorial claims and the UN arrange the sharing of the territorial area equally. That would be good, eh?

    9. Re:Greenland part of Canada by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      what on earth does denmark gain from having greenland as a territory? Other than PHP, what ever came out of Greenland?

    10. Re:Greenland part of Canada by gtall · · Score: 1

      Ice for cocktails. In a few years, they'll have cornered the cocktail market, at least the part that relies on ice. Those Danes are sneaky devils.

  8. Sooo... by BradyB · · Score: 1

    What reason are we going to make up to invade the arctic? -_-

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    1. Re:Sooo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What reason are we going to make up to invade the arctic? -_-

      One possible excuse... Oil and natural gas are national resources and obtaining them for our country (insert any of the players) is in our national interest. Both as a resource and as a way to deny them to our competitors.

      How's that?

    2. Re:Sooo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear they have a weapon up there.. a "hole in the sky itself" if you will.. I for one don't want a solar death ray pointed at me..

    3. Re:Sooo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wont, we'll invoke MAD-strategy and threaten to make Legos more pointy than they already are.

    4. Re:Sooo... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      The same one as always ... the presence of oil.

      Oh, you mean the public reason? Well, don't bother, we all know it's oil.

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    5. Re:Sooo... by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Well, that might be the reason we *do* it, but it will never sell to the public. Hey, what about those polar terrorist-bears. You see photos them all the time of them heading south on chunks of sea ice - what do you imagine they'd do if they made it here? Clearly we must liberate the Arctic for democracy, that will fix everything! Heck, without those damn bears breaking up the sea ice to try to attack America it'll even stop the melting of the ice sheet.

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    6. Re:Sooo... by hamburger+lady · · Score: 1

      we'll come up with something after we waterboard Santa.

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    7. Re:Sooo... by unixisc · · Score: 2

      But the US can't even drill oil in ANWR, despite Alaska being all for it, due to the huge opposition from environmental groups in the other 49 states. If US were to get the North Pole - contiguous sector to AK, how would they then allow drilling for oil there, given that environmental wackos can then campaign on behalf of the seals and walruses, instead of the caribou.

    8. Re:Sooo... by dave420 · · Score: 1

      People are not exactly "wackos" if they don't want pristine land to be ruined in some half-baked, short-sighted, last-gasp attempt to make the rest of the environment worse at the immediate expense of the land in question. The wildlife is just one part of the argument, which you should know if you feel knowledgeable enough to offer your two cents on this matter...

  9. duh, it doesn't have to be complicated by VernonNemitz · · Score: 1

    Just draw lines from the North Pole to places where countries border each other, and each country gets that slice of the Arctic. For example, in-between the Bering Strait one line would be drawn between USA and Russia, toward the Pole. Where Alaska borders Canada. another line is drawn toward the Pole. That slice becomes claimable by the USA. Another line between Canada and Greenland would yield the Canadian slice. And so on.

    1. Re:duh, it doesn't have to be complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may work for splitting a pizza among kids, but is slightly different for countries with nuclear weapons.

    2. Re:duh, it doesn't have to be complicated by Rei · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's not how international law about exclusive economic zones works, because there's not a convenient pole between every disputed area in the world (and why the pole anyway, what not say the center of the arctic ocean?). One doesn't carve out a brand new approach just for this one dispute. As much as I'm sure Russia would want them too, since they'd get half of the arctic ocean.

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    3. Re:duh, it doesn't have to be complicated by Zocalo · · Score: 2

      Yes, it does. If you were to simply divide up the Arctic Ocean as you describe then you'd have no international waters for shipping routes should the Arctic ever become a viable route between the Atlantic and the Pacific. If one nation's waters extended all the way to the polar cap then they would have a huge amount of control over shipping passing through it that wouldn't otherwise exist if at least part of that open water was free for anyone to access. While the resources will no doubt factor into the discussions, the primary purpose of the UN review mentioned is more about ensuring minimal disruption to potential maritime trade.

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    4. Re:duh, it doesn't have to be complicated by N1AK · · Score: 1

      duh, it doesn't have to be complicated

      The only people who think it doesn't need to be complicated are the simple; any method of splitting the Artic and its resources would have winners and losers, and the losers are likely to oppose it. Any fool can come up with a way of splitting land up, getting it accepted by dozens or hundreds of countries...

    5. Re:duh, it doesn't have to be complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is the kids are more mature about the situation.

    6. Re:duh, it doesn't have to be complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, shipping is not even an issue here.

      They are not carving up the ocean, but only the ocean floor and whatever is under it.

    7. Re:duh, it doesn't have to be complicated by Zocalo · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that resources were not the issue (obviously they are), I said that's not the job of the UN panel. Their original purview was to bring an end to the Cod Wars by defining the boundaries of exclusive economic zones (one form of territorial waters, typically set at 200 nautical miles) based on geography in terms of land mass only, not what resources might lie in or under the ocean. Interestingly, looking at the available maps, other than fish, there don't appear to be many known resources in area of the Danish claim - although that's most probably due to lack of surveys.

      Shipping is definitely going to be an issue though, although possibly not for the most obvious of reasons; while a nation cannot prevent international shipping traversing its EEZ, it can set legal boundaries on that shipping within certain UN constraints. With this new claim and a little collaboration between Canada, Denmark and Norway it could theoretically be possible for them to legally prevent some classes of Russian warships entering the North Atlantic from the Arctic Ocean. Regardless of the fun and games trying to enforce that would no doubt entail and even with Putin's current posturing like the cold war never ended, I'd expect some serious opposition from them on this, despite them clearly having little or no claim to the same waters.

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    8. Re:duh, it doesn't have to be complicated by gtall · · Score: 1

      You are not cutting in China for a slice. There was a news article a year or so ago where the Chinese government made the case for why they should get a slice of the Arctic. Given their absurd claims to the S. China Sea, they probably believe they are entitled to a slice of the Arctic as well.

  10. Resources are not claimed by countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    They are claimed by big ass oil companies. The profit is privatized whilst all the environmental problems are offloaded to the general public (called state). The company can legally offshore its profits and pay virtually no taxes. For the company it doesn't really matter which country claims the territory - the mere fact that one does is sufficient. It will then bribe the responsible politicians of that country to get the rights to extraction.

    1. Re:Resources are not claimed by countries by Rei · · Score: 4, Funny

      They are claimed by big ass oil companies.

      Obligatory.

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    2. Re:Resources are not claimed by countries by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 0

      I think I made some of that with the burrito I ate last night.

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  11. underwater ridges by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If being connected to land by underwater ridges gave right of ownership the map would look very different. Besides which it looks as though the other end of the ridge connects to the Siberian Shelf. Push this argument too far and you could find out that Russia owns Greenland!

    1. Re:underwater ridges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. I thought the Russians had placed a marker on the sea floor at the North Pole and made the same claim due to their continental shelf theory.

    2. Re:underwater ridges by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Don't put in any new ideas for the Russian government... especially with a name like Lomonosov, yeah, that really has the good old Danish ring to it...

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    3. Re:underwater ridges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it means that since Denmark owns Russia!

  12. Does Denmark... by Rei · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... honestly think that they can keep Greenland under their thumb for that long? Greenland already doesn't want to be part of Denmark - 75% voted for independence in a nonbinding referrendum in 2008 with a 72% turnout. The wealthier they become and the greater the percentage of the wealth that Denmark siphons away, the more they're going to want it. If Greenland and its EEZ start raking in trillions of dollars annually (which is the sort of mineral wealth up for grabs), how low in the single-digits do you think the popularity of remaining part of Denmark will be? For every trillion of GDP that'd be nearly $17M per capita, at Greenland's current population.

    Is Denmark going to force Greenland to stay with them by the gun?

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    1. Re:Does Denmark... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Is Denmark going to force Greenland to stay with them by the gun?

      Well, it worked for the United States....

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    2. Re:Does Denmark... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is Denmark going to force Greenland to stay with them by the gun?

      Nope, with beer. Alcohol is stupifyingly expensive up there since they can't grow crops. If the greenlandic population ever gets a hold of some green, thay aint gonna spend it on Bud Light, that's for sure.

    3. Re:Does Denmark... by TheSunborn · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, Denmark is going to let Greenland be independent as soon as they want to. The sooner the better.

      But Greenland can't afford that right now.

      75% of the income for Greenland, is direct economic support from Denmark. Think about that: They would lose 75% of their income without Denmark, which is the only reason they are not independent yet.

    4. Re:Does Denmark... by danbob999 · · Score: 2

      Denmark is still subsidizing Greenland by a wide margin. 1/3 of the GDP comes from Denmark subsidies, and almost 2/3 of the island's government revenues.

    5. Re:Does Denmark... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Greenland didn't vote about independence, but about greater autonomy and have since achieved the first steps of this process. The general consensus in Denmark is that Greenland should be allowed to choose for itself what level of independence it wants, so it is unlikely that any guns will be involved. In the near to medium term it is unlikely that Greenland will choose to become fully independent since they are relying on subsidies from Denmark for maintaining their public sector. The current claim by the Danish Govenment is made on behalf of the Greenlandic population since they have no representation of their own in the UN.

    6. Re:Does Denmark... by kyrsjo · · Score: 1

      If there suddenly is real industry, do you think the population will stay in the 50k range? I think an influx of Danes etc., large enough to significantly change the demographics, is likely. They might not vote the same way...

    7. Re:Does Denmark... by jfengel · · Score: 1

      You have to take nonbinding referenda with a grain of salt. It's easy to wave the flag and claim nationalism when you don't have to deal with the difficulties of actually running a country when you do.

      I'm not saying that the Greenlanders don't genuinely want independence. I'm just saying that 75% is the high-water mark. At least 25% genuinely don't want independence, and that were it to come down to a binding vote, they could well find another 26% who get cold feet at the prospect of having to deal with the consequences.

      If Denmark does indeed manage to win them trillions worth of oil, they may well decide to keep it all for themselves, and vote for that. And then the sticky wicket would be getting to a binding referendum, which the Danes would not permit easily. The easiest route to it would be to buy their independence by promising a fraction of that oil revenue.

    8. Re:Does Denmark... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      ... honestly think that they can keep Greenland under their thumb for that long? Greenland already doesn't want to be part of Denmark - 75% voted for independence in a nonbinding referrendum in 2008 with a 72% turnout. The wealthier they become and the greater the percentage of the wealth that Denmark siphons away, the more they're going to want it. If Greenland and its EEZ start raking in trillions of dollars annually (which is the sort of mineral wealth up for grabs), how low in the single-digits do you think the popularity of remaining part of Denmark will be? For every trillion of GDP that'd be nearly $17M per capita, at Greenland's current population.

      Is Denmark going to force Greenland to stay with them by the gun?

      The part of Greenland inhabited by greenlanders can secede all they want. It is the large uninhabitet area that has all the resources, and the only ones living there are Danish scientists and military.

    9. Re:Does Denmark... by Rei · · Score: 1

      The terms of the vote made pretty clear what the people of Greenland want. It was to terminate Danish subsidy, remove Danish as an official language, take full control of Greenland and Greenlandic waters (even foreign policy), take control of the majority of the mineral royalties, etc. So even they don't end up with, say, a UN seat, it's still pretty hard to say that's not "independence".

      And there are Danish politicians who have made clear that they don't think Greenland should be let loose.

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    10. Re:Does Denmark... by Rei · · Score: 1

      This is false. Greenland's GDP is 2,3 billion USD. The subsidy is under 700M USD. They would lose about a third of their GDP if the subsidy cut off. On the other hand, they would also stop *paying* about that much in taxes to Denmark.

      People in Greenland voted overwhelmingly to terms that called for eliminating the subsidy, in exchange for Denmark butting the heck out of their land.

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    11. Re:Does Denmark... by Rei · · Score: 1

      Only half of Americans typically turn out to vote in binding presidential elections. 72% of Greenlanders turned out to vote in the *non-binding* referrendum on independence. I'd say that's some pretty serious interest. Even if every last Greenlander who didn't show up didn't want independence, they *still* wouldn't be in majority.

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    12. Re:Does Denmark... by Rei · · Score: 1

      Oh, so Denmark is going to pull a Putin and cut off whatever sections of Greenland it wants for itself?

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    13. Re:Does Denmark... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Oh, so Denmark is going to pull a Putin and cut off whatever sections of Greenland it wants for itself?

      ??? There is no plans for anything. Besides Greenland already is Danish and under Danish military rule, someone would need to invade it for there to be any conflict.

      The North-West of Greenland was almost lost in the 70s because no one lived there and there was no military presence, as uninhabitet land Norway tried to lay claim to it, that was only stopped by adding a miltary presence there, so the only reason North-West Greenland is still considered part of the policial entity Greenland is because Danish military is there, if it wasn't it would be part of another country.

    14. Re:Does Denmark... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No Denmark is not going to keep Greenland by force. After the latest change (2009) in the law governing the relationship between Denmark and Greenland Greenland chooses when and what they want to control and what is left to Denmark for a large number of govermental issues (they will have to pay the bills in any area they take home though, which is one of the reasons why they are not in a rush). One of the issues that Greenland can choose to take control of is the manegement of natural resources. There is an agreement between Greenland and Denmark which describes the distribution of proceeds from natural resources.

      One of the areas that are still under danish juristiction is foreign policy. That means that any claim to territory Greenland want to make has to go through Denmark. So when Denmark makes a claim for the Northpole then it is because Greenland wants it. When/(if) Denmark and Greenland split up into two completely separate nations then the area that was claimed today will go to Greenland. From a narrow point of view this claim and the science that had to be done to make is a vaste of time and money for Denmark.

      Greenland already have large amount of natural resources including oil which are easier accessible than what is present in the area of today's claim.

  13. That much oil... by clickety6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...could easily lead to a doubling in size of Denmark's Lego stockpiles...

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    1. Re:That much oil... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *strategic* Lego stockpiles mind you.

      Not the regular stockpiles.

    2. Re:That much oil... by halivar · · Score: 1

      Dammit, I hate those special pieces. They're like cheating.

    3. Re:That much oil... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Denmark also has the largest container shipping fleet in the world. We haven't figured out how to make those run on farts and rainbows yet.

  14. Is it that time already? by nimbius · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Two words: Resource Wars. Or another way of saying it is, for all practical purposes, the only country with the ability to affect the rights to this region is Russia. Only Russia owns a fleet of nuclear icebreakers to get to this frozen floating turd and maintain a shipping lane.
    Or more realistically, of the parties listed contesting the north pole, only Russia has a fleet of fourth generation Akula and Severodvinsk tactical submarines capable of listlessly patrolling the sea and torpedoing the first canadian or danish friate that decides to stake a claim.

    What we should be doing is moving past this "resource extraction" economy of profiteering through squandered potential. The country that will benefit the most from the north pole is the one that realizes the cost in human and monetary capital in the long term outweighs any financial gain in the short term and decides to pursue renewables instead.

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    1. Re:Is it that time already? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Monetary capital can be converted into oil, which can be sold for far more money than initially spent. And neither Russia nor Canada have much reason to pursue renewables - global warming will be converting countless acres of frozen tundra into much more human-hospitable terrain over the next centuries, so fossil fuels are a resource that benefits them twice... though Canada may have to worry about be annexed by the US, if we're still a major military power by then.

      And human capital is cheap - we reproduce like rabbits, and any government with an active military is accustomed to spending it freely to secure strategic and economic advantage.

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    2. Re:Is it that time already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was that a US icebreaker that saved the Russian and Chinese icebreakers in Antarctica last year? Russia is joke.

    3. Re:Is it that time already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Russian research ship Akademik Shokalskiy is not an isebreaker.
      Chinese ship Snow Dragon is a icebreaking research vessel and not a proper icebreaker.
      So research your "facts".

  15. Frightening by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 1

    15% of the earth's remaining oil, along with 30% of the planet's natural gas and 20% of its liquefied natural gas

    I wonder how long this will last us. 50 years? 100?

    1. Re:Frightening by itzly · · Score: 1

      More important that the size of reserves is the daily production volume that can be achieved. Given the harsh conditions in the Arctic, that's probably not very high.

  16. First one there by rossdee · · Score: 1

    I was taught in school that Robert Peary of the US was the first one that got there, doesn't that give USA a claim

    1. Re:First one there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was taught in school that Robert Peary of the US was the first one that got there, doesn't that give USA a claim

      More likely the first american that got there. Greenland was settled and claimed by norwegian viking Erik the Red in 986; then, much later ceded to Denmark in 1814. Peary arrived in 1886.

    2. Re:First one there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is claiming Peary was the first to reach the North Pole, not Greenland. But it seems generally assumed that he did in fact not reach the North Pole, and the first confirmed and undisputed expedition to reach the North Pole was lead by a Brit.

    3. Re:First one there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was taught in school that Robert Peary of the US was the first one that got there, doesn't that give USA a claim

      Sure, a claim to the piece of floating ice he was standing on at the time, which is long gone.

  17. Denmark starts World War III by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I just knew I couldn't trust Denmark.

  18. North America Claims South America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are connected by a strip of land called Central America.

  19. Drill sideways by WhatHump · · Score: 1

    So the other four countries will get as close to the disputed territory as possible, and then drill sideways to get under it and extract the oil.

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    1. Re:Drill sideways by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      All thanks to Burns Slant-Drilling Co.

      Tito Puente!

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  20. As if anyone will be playing fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Denmark is delusional if she thought that any of the other involved country is going to play by the rules.

    Fact is, these "rules" are always used only when it benefits the superpowers. Good luck getting the US or Russia to care about the rules when they are getting the short end of the stick. Denmark will suddenly get a "regime change" if she pushes this too hard.

    1. Re:As if anyone will be playing fair by Immerman · · Score: 1

      I doubt they expect to be able to actually hold onto a claim for the area; however, if they have an arguably legitimate claim under the current rules, that can probably be leveraged into concessions on matters of less pressing significance. The time-honored "pay me to go away" strategy. And with Greenland sitting right there, primed to suffer the ill effects of the inevitable oil spills, they may even deserve to be.

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    2. Re:As if anyone will be playing fair by halivar · · Score: 1

      The US has strategic interest in Denmark getting this oil: providing Europe with a cheap alternative to Russian oil and natural gas. The US can't leverage the deposits for the same purpose nearly as easily as the Danish can.

  21. Let the voters decide! by duckintheface · · Score: 1

    I think this is an issue that should be decided by the citizens of the North Pole. Just chain a slotted box to the pole (so the wind doesn't blow it away). Come back in 10 years and count the votes. Oh, there's not actually a pole there?

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    1. Re:Let the voters decide! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Go ask them.

      You might want to wait until after Christmas, they're a bit busy now.

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    2. Re:Let the voters decide! by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Denmark's play was a grab for the assets of financially troubled toymaker Claus Industries. Little did they know that Claus had already solved his problems by relocating to Shenzhen.

    3. Re:Let the voters decide! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Denmark's play was a grab for the assets of financially troubled toymaker Claus Industries. Little did they know that Claus had already solved his problems by relocating to Shenzhen.

      That was the trade, right? China gets North Pole mineral assets. Claus Industries get free trade zone status to Shenzhen.

    4. Re:Let the voters decide! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      China gets North Pole mineral assets. Claus Industries get free trade zone status to Shenzhen.

      The Chinese are suckers. I have it on good authority that after centuries of naughtiness there is no longer any coal left at the North Pole.

    5. Re:Let the voters decide! by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Argh, I'm so confused. All these years I've been voting at the poll. Now you tell me I'm supposed to be voting at the pole? No wonder my votes haven't been doing anything.

  22. How about International? by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

    We have International waters and an International space station, why not declare the North Pole as being International land? Just get all the Arctic countries to sign up on that and we're good to go.

    1. Re:How about International? by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      Land huh? :)

  23. Just to be clear ... by Rambo+Tribble · · Score: 1

    ... it will be sprawling multinational oil corporations that will profit most off the oil. Nation-states will get crumbs, albeit very lucrative crumbs.

    1. Re:Just to be clear ... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      You mean the oil companies that are putting billions upon billions of dollars on the line and running significant risks, as opposed to the government who just stamp a concession and sit back to collect. Compare the nr. of dollars earned vs. the amount invested by oil companies, and you see decent but not exorbitant returns. Especially with the price of extracting that oil rising, and the price per barrel being relatively low at the moment. Now compare the amount of money that the government makes at the pump, compared to what the oil companies make. You know, the guys who find, extract, move, refine and ultimately sell it to us. In the US the ratio is 7:1; in Europe it's much worse. States do pretty well by that measure.

      Of course you can argue that it's good that the states profit so much from oil, since ultimately that means we profit (by lower taxes or better services). However you can consider if the government is really the best party to decide how to spend a windfall like this. Look up "Dutch disease" to see what I mean. Norway is doing a lot better with that extra income, but they are the exception rather than the rule.

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    2. Re:Just to be clear ... by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Now compare the amount of money that the government makes at the pump, compared to what the oil companies make. You know, the guys who find, extract, move, refine and ultimately sell it to us. In the US the ratio is 7:1*; in Europe it's much worse.

      First, "the guys who find, extract, move, refine and ultimately sell it to us" are typically several different companies, only the biggest companies have that kind of vertical integration, and they rely on third parties for a lot of those tasks, anyway. Second, show us the numbers.
      *Citation Needed

    3. Re:Just to be clear ... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Indeed, only the biggest companies have that integration. These are the "sprawling multinational oil corporations" GP was talking about. By the way, even the majors increasingly farm out work and expertise to service companies, and we're now close to the point where the small national oil companies can now hire that same expertise to handle more complex exploration and production projects, without needing to bring in the majors.

      And here's your citation: Oil Company Earnings: Reality Over Rhetoric for the US. For the Netherlands: Winst op benzine rekbaar begrip. Long story in Dutch, but the most optimistic view (that of the ministry of economics) still puts the ratio of tax vs profits at 4.6:1

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  24. Greenland is part of North America by voss · · Score: 1

    If they discover oil you better believe Greenlanders will vote for independence from Denmark the only stumbling block for
    greenland independence has been financial.

    Greenlands population is 56,000. A billion dollars worth of oil pumped a year would be about $20,000 a person.

    1. Re:Greenland is part of North America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 2011, the rest of Denmark subsidised Greenland to the tune of DKK 3533 million ($594 million at today's rate)

      This was not a one-off, happens every year.

      I have a feeling that if Greenland vote for independence after finding oil (or minerals, metals, whatever) and becoming filthy rich, the rest of Denmark will want a repayment of every single penny.

    2. Re:Greenland is part of North America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a feeling that if Greenland vote for independence after finding oil

      Eh, we already know Greenland has more oil than Arabia. We've known that for decades. We just don't know how to drill through glaciers; they keep moving. Pipework gets mangled within months from the forces of the ice. and slant drilling from the coast doesn't have enough range to get inland.

  25. We'll see if Grotius was right by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    The world of geopolitics are much more Hobbesian "red in tooth and claw" - certainly there are international "laws" but considering that a) being subject to them is entirely voluntary and b) there are no punishments for law-breakers beyond what other states are willing to exert, "international law" is more like a voluntary coordination of diplomatic efforts than an actual binding structure of laws. I know it didn't help Ukraine for shit (bye Crimea!), and is unlikely to do much for the Philippines or Vietnam in terms of a logical (ie not China-uber-alles) resolution of the various sea-disputes they're in.

    If there are truly vast swathes of resources beneath the polar cap, ultimately, it's going to go to whomever can protect it (or who has big enough friends ok with them having it - in particular them having it instead of someone they like less...).

    In short, Good Luck Denmark! My suspicion is that legal victory here, if they win, will be short-lived: Denmark *may* have a legitimate claim in the World Court, but this case would be followed almost immediately by a just-as-legitimate claim by Greenlanders for independence from a pre-modern colonial tie.

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  26. Uh,.. sure... by wcrowe · · Score: 2

    I'm sure the large and powerful Danish Navy will have no trouble enforcing that claim...

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    1. Re:Uh,.. sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We had a large and powerful navy until the British stole it 200 years ago.
      Some oak trees were planted to make wood for new ships over time.
      Those trees are ready now. We will build new warships!
      Prepare yourself!

      By the way: Shouldn't humanity by now have evolved to a point where disputes can be resolved without use of weapons?

  27. Compass revenue by k2dk · · Score: 1

    Nevermind Oil, we just want a dollar every time anyone use the northpole in a compass! :D

  28. IMO.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    First some facts. I once looked this stuff up because when I was a kid, I was try8ing to figure out which nationality Santa Claus would be. It happens to be the case that the northernmost point on land in Greenland is 440 miles from the North Pole, the northernmost point on land in Canada is 472 miles from the North Pole, and the northernmost point on land in Russia is 493 miles from the North pole.

    Canada and Russia are both independently sovereign, which I think gives their claims to the pole more credibility than Denmark's. However, Russia's claim over the territory is weaker, IMO, since the pole is actually on the North American continental shelf, not part of Eurasia at all. Also, for what it's worth, the northernmost populated settlement happens to be located in Canada.

    However, national borders do not extend any further than about 14 miles into the ocean (basically, approximately the distance to the horizon as seen from a tall ship's crows nest) so in the end, I think none of the countries have any true claim over the territory in terms of their national jurisdiction.

    1. Re:IMO.... by gtall · · Score: 1

      Ah, you forget Putin's dickski, it is waaaaay long enough to reach North Poleski with foots left over!!

    2. Re:IMO.... by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      It gets even funnier. That "~ski" ending of the family names is actually Polish, not Russian. Pole-ish, get it?

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  29. Re:SantaSo what?'s gonna be PISSED by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

    Let me reply on behalf of those naughty Danish:
    THEN, SEND US COAL.

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  30. The US is connected to Costa Rica... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that mean all of North America belongs to the US because it's the same land mass?

  31. This has World war 3 written all over it ! by Kekke · · Score: 1

    Just take my words...
    And btw, WW 4 will be fought with stones and sticks.

    Merry Xmass all.

  32. Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Picture this in your mind:

    You're the foreign policy adviser who's about to tell sovereign Putin that Denmark is trying to claim a substantial portion of your Arctic holdings and oil reserves.

    Think that one through really hard. Not a job I'd want.

    Also, consider Putin's immediate response of breaking out into laughter.

  33. Meanwhile in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our PM in Canada doesn't believe in Science, nor understand cartography. So his his claims to North Pole are based solely on false bravado and wishful thinking.

  34. mining companies salivating at Greenland by peter303 · · Score: 1

    It has lots of gold, rare-earth-elements and other kinds of minerals you find in ancient geologic cratons. As the ice melts, more is exposes every year.

  35. A dose of Realism. by DarthVain · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Canadian here. Much of the "ownership" of the north is symbolic. The ownership is in most ways determined by use (of the lack thereof). This is why there are stupid islands that Canadian and Danish forces regularly visit, even if in dispute, as they can claim they still "use" it. Even if like the moon, it is only to set foot on the barren rock and plant a flag for symbolism. The folks sent there I think have about the right attitude about the whole practice as I recall, Canadian forces leaving booze for the Danes to find, and likewise they would leave booze for the Canadians.

    This is why I thought Stephen Harper was such an idiot on this topic. When talking about the ownership of the North, he decided that he should do a pork project to build "Ice Hardened" warships in the idea of protecting our claim to the North (As if they are going to fire on anything but perhaps some arctic seals). They are however of a Finnish design, and are basically armored corvettes. Unless however the polar ice gets very very thin and all but vanishes however, they are not going to be very capable. What we should have done was expanded and improved our fleet of real ice breakers.

    As I hate to say it, but all the UN and other countries can say what you will, but only one country currently really has claim, the same one with the largest fleet of icebreakers in the world, the only one to actually build nuclear ice breakers, and has a fleet of 12 or so of them. As when it comes down to having the capability of actually using the north for anything, they are the only ones that really can effectively. Even if you say with the weakening of polar ice, that will take time, and the only country that will be able to take advantage of it first (and make a claim) will be Russia.

    Canada should be building ice breakers not warships if they really wish to protect their claim on the north.

    1. Re:A dose of Realism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One wonders if being awarded sovereignty of the North Pole means much in the short or even medium term.

      It's all oceanic territory that far North. There's year-round ice cover now. There are reasonable projections that eventually, summers might be ice-free. But even then drilling for oil/gas/what-have-you, it's all extremely difficult. There's no rig or ship capable of staying on station during ice conditions. Even if you buried everything and only produced in the (very short!) summer, your buried infrastructure is susceptible to scouring by icebergs.

      That's why the only viable proposals I've ever see for offshore drilling involve building an artificial island. You convert the sea into land and then you have some hope of surviving the season of ice. With any other development design the ice wipes out whatever you build.

      And no one has any decent proposal for dealing with an oil spill during winter conditions. A spill is simply a nightmare scenario. The ice would block most efforts to clean up the spill. So subsea resource access is so difficult and expensive, most haven't even tried. The other part is that the governments are appropriately hesitant to approve most proposals.

      Then there's the native peoples and their concerns. A topic large enough that I'll only nod in it's direction.

  36. Dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm, that's underwater... if we start using that kind of rule, there is ground underwater that is attached to Australia, and while there may be some cracks in it here and there, it goes all the way to the North Pole.

    Sea level is rising. If it was falling, then maybe they could get excited about some underwater ridge. When it pokes through the surface.

  37. Vikings Plunder Santa's Oil by Zan+Lynx · · Score: 1

    Or that's how I think the headlines should read.

  38. Operation Danish Freedom, HELL YEAH! by echtertyp · · Score: 1

    Much as I love and admire my U.S. colleagues and am honestly grateful for what the U.S. has done as benevolent conqueror.. it is just too easy to imagine how the "Hell Yeah" school of American politics would deal with Danish ownership of a lot of oil. Dumbass Danes, it's their own fault they have a weak military. Hell Yeah! Here's hoping everyone has evolved far beyond that by the time anything like drilling for oil in Arctic is ever held feasible. If only there was a way to add 20-30 IQ points quickly to everyone in the developed world :(

    1. Re:Operation Danish Freedom, HELL YEAH! by Livius · · Score: 1

      Denmark is a member of NATO, so if the US attacked Denmark militarily, the US (along with the rest of NATO) would be obligated to come to Denmark's aid and repel the aggressors.

  39. Greenland Liberation by Koreantoast · · Score: 1

    Easily solved: all one has to do is help local Greenland residents "liberate" themselves from their colonial Danish overloads and create themselves a new, frozen petro-state with quasi-loyalties to its liberators. The United States, Russia, China, Canada... same result.

    1. Re:Greenland Liberation by Livius · · Score: 1

      It worked in Panama...

  40. Yaaaahhhh, more oil by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    Burn it, Burn it allll, yaaaahhhh!!

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    1. Re:Yaaaahhhh, more oil by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      yes I am being sarcastic

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      My ism, it's full of beliefs.
  41. There is always the UK claim to the Faroes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is always the UK claim to the Faroes http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/denmarks-historic-claim-to-the-faroes-in-doubt-as-archaeologists-find-proof-that-islands-were-inhabited-before-arrival-of-first-norse-colonists-8776954.html if we are going for dodgy territory grabbing.

  42. Jane/Lonny Eachus goes Sky Dragon Slayer by khayman80 · · Score: 1

    ... the National Academy of Sciences itself was convinced enough of the "Global Cooling" scare to actually publish a call for immediate action (Science News, Jan. 25 1975, p. 52). [Jane Q. Public, 2014-12-16]

    I merely pointed out the established truth that it was taken seriously. And again: the cited announcement by National Academy of Sciences is not "nonsense". It, too, is real. [Jane Q. Public, 2014-12-16]

    You linked to a blog and claimed it linked to an announcement in Science News, Jan. 25 1975, p. 52. But the blog you linked has two "Science News" links which lead here and here. Neither of those links lead to Science News, Jan. 25 1975, p. 52. Could you please post the link to Science News, Jan. 25 1975, p. 52?

    While Jane looks for that link, he should also consider addressing this issue with his basic thermodynamics:

    But net radiative power out of a boundary around the source = "radiative power out" minus "radiative power in", so the equation Jane just described also says:

    NO!!!!! As I have explained to you innumerable times now, you can also consider your heat source, by itself, that "sphere". The only NET radiative power out comes from the electrical power in. Further, the cooler walls do not contribute any of that NET power out. That's what net means. [Jane Q. Public, 2014-12-16]

    As I suspected, Jane disputes the definition of the word "net". Jane didn't get his nonsensical definition from any of his textbooks, because in physics, net power through a boundary around the source = "radiative power out" minus "radiative power in".

    That's what net means. But after it became clear that Jane is hopelessly confused about the very term "NET" which he keeps capitalizing, I explained conservation of energy in a way that didn't require using that troublesome word. Draw a boundary around the heat source:

    power in = electrical heating power + radiative power in from the chamber walls
    power out = radiative power out from the heat source

    Since power in = power out through any boundary where nothing inside is changing:

    electrical heating power + radiative power in from the chamber walls = radiative power out from the heat source

    Notice that this equation is equivalent to the equation Jane just described, but only if Jane uses the physics definition of the word "net". And in order to derive it, I didn't even have to use that word which has Jane hopelessly confused. All I had to use was conservation of energy.

    1. Re:Jane/Lonny Eachus goes Sky Dragon Slayer by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      You linked to a blog and claimed it linked to an announcement in Science News

      I did not. Try reading again.

      I wrote that the article linked to on that page mentioned the announcement, references in Jan. 25 Science News. And it does; you can read it right there.

      As for the mentioned announcement it is in THIS issue of Science News, in the article "NAS Warning On Climate Changes". Exactly as mentioned in the "Chilling Possibilities" article that is linked to in the page that I originally linked to, and EXACTLY as I stated it.

      The "NAS Warning On Climate Changes" article itself is behind a paywall. If it weren't, I would have linked to it directly.

      So I repeat: CEASE misrepresenting my words. I wrote exactly what I intended to write, and what I wrote has been demonstrated to be true.

      Your distorted and inaccurate interpretation was not what I actually wrote, and I will thank you to stop doing that, once and for all. You have been warned many times.

  43. Jane/Lonny Eachus goes Sky Dragon Slayer by khayman80 · · Score: 1

    Feel free to cite the actual scientific papers predicting global cooling, as opposed to media hype about some speculation at the time. [david_thornley]

    ... the National Academy of Sciences itself was convinced enough of the "Global Cooling" scare to actually publish a call for immediate action (Science News, Jan. 25 1975, p. 52). ... [Jane Q. Public, 2014-12-16]

    As for the mentioned announcement it is in THIS issue of Science News, in the article "NAS Warning On Climate Changes". Exactly as mentioned in the "Chilling Possibilities" article that is linked to in the page that I originally linked to, and EXACTLY as I stated it. The "NAS Warning On Climate Changes" article itself is behind a paywall. If it weren't, I would have linked to it directly. [Jane Q. Public, 2014-12-16]

    Okay, so you read a blog which linked to an article which mentioned an announcement by the NAS. Then you responded to David Thornley's request for actual scientific papers predicting global cooling by saying "the NAS was convinced enough of the "Global Cooling" scare to actually publish a call for immediate action."

    Did you ever think it might be educational to actually read that NAS report first-hand rather than relying on third-hand interpretations of interpretations? If you did, you'd discover that the 1975 NAS report (PDF) "Understanding Climate Change: A Program for Action" doesn't predict global cooling. Quite the opposite! Read their words:

    "Of the two forms of pollution, the carbon dioxide increase is probably the more influential at the present time in changing temperatures near the earth's surface (Mitchell, 1973a)."

    "The corresponding changes of mean atmospheric temperature due to CO2 [as calculated by Manabe (1971) on the assumption of constant relative humidity and fixed cloudiness] are about 0.3C per 10 percent change of CO2 and appear capable of accounting for only a fraction of the observed warming of the earth between 1880 and 1940. They could, however, conceivably aggregate to a further warming of about 0.5C between now and the end of the century."

    How ironic! Instead of predicting global cooling, the NAS actually predicted "about 0.5C" of CO2-based warming between 1975 and 2000. To see how their prediction fared, let's plot HadCRUT4 over that timespan. The raw data shows warming of 0.47C from 1975 to 2000, which rounds up to 0.5C.

    So that 1975 NAS report wasn't predicting global cooling! Its warming prediction was actually fairly accurate, and was certainly within the statistical uncertainties.

    Again, that's probably why the National Academy of Science’s 1979 Charney report estimated climate sensitivity as 1.5C to 4.5C and said “If carbon dioxide continues to increase, [we] find no reason to doubt that climate changes will result, and no reason to believe that these changes will be negligible.”

    While Jane tries to explain why that NAS report predicting about 0.5C of

  44. Entrance to Center of the Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone knows that Denmark just wants control over the entrance to the center of the hollow Earth.

  45. So, when the Northern Ice cap melts... by Stubbyfingers · · Score: 1

    Due to global climate change, the Danes can take advantage of it by cornering the market on oil and methane--thereby causing more global climate change.

    Is anybody else seeing a problem?

  46. France by tingentleman · · Score: 1

    Didn't Germany take the same approach with France?

  47. Jane/Lonny Eachus goes Sky Dragon Slayer by khayman80 · · Score: 1

    Jane's "interest" in that NAS report evaporated after I showed that Jane had been fooled by "Steven Goddard" once again. So let's return to Jane's confusion about basic thermodynamics.

    But net radiative power out of a boundary around the source = "radiative power out" minus "radiative power in", so the equation Jane just described also says:

    NO!!!!! As I have explained to you innumerable times now, you can also consider your heat source, by itself, that "sphere". The only NET radiative power out comes from the electrical power in. Further, the cooler walls do not contribute any of that NET power out. That's what net means. [Jane Q. Public, 2014-12-16]

    I've already pointed out that Jane's hopelessly confused about the word "net", but that's just one of the mistakes Jane packed into these few sentences.

    Jane's also wrong to imply that energy conservation across one choice of boundary could somehow contradict energy conservation across another boundary choice. That's impossible. Many boundary choices are inconvenient but they all have to be consistent. Otherwise, how could we possibly tell which boundary choice was correct?

    So Jane can't object to the simple energy conservation equation I derived by claiming that some other boundary choice would somehow contradict my equation. That's completely impossible, and if Jane doesn't understand that point then he should learn about conservation of energy: example (backup), example (backup), example (backup).

    As you can tell after reading those introductions, here's how to apply conservation of energy. Draw a boundary around the heat source:

    power in = electrical heating power + radiative power in from the chamber walls
    power out = radiative power out from the heat source

    Since power in = power out through any boundary where nothing inside is changing:

    electrical heating power + radiative power in from the chamber walls = radiative power out from the heat source

    I put the boundary around the heat source so the boundary is in vacuum. That's because radiation can't travel through opaque solids like the heat source. So the only way to obtain an energy conservation equation with radiative terms is to place the boundary around the heat source.

    For example, I calculated the enclosing shell's inner temperature by drawing the boundary within the enclosing shell. This boundary was inside aluminum, so heat transfer through it was by thermal conduction, not radiation. Notice that even this boundary choice leads to a conduction equation where electrical heating power depends on the cooler chamber wall temperature. That's because all boundary choices have to be consistent. They can't contradict each other unless one of them is wrong.

    After I asked Jane to expl

  48. Jane/Lonny Eachus goes Sky Dragon Slayer by khayman80 · · Score: 1
  49. Jane/Lonny Eachus goes Sky Dragon Slayer by khayman80 · · Score: 1

    Jane/Lonny Eachus keeps lecturing about physics.