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  1. Re:Florida Checking In on A Year After Sandy, Do You Approach Disaster Differently? · · Score: 1

    65 billion worth of damage aint 'minor'.

  2. Re:Just so I'm clear... on Dolphins' Hunting Technique Inspires New Radar Device · · Score: 1

    luckily, /. has no way to punnish someone that way.

  3. Re:Secret Emails and they fire a tweeter? on White House Official Tracked Down and Fired Over Insulting Tweets · · Score: 1

    dude has a high-level security clearance. you expect the government not to keep tabs on his behaviour?

  4. Re:world before Snowden and after, - B.S. & A. on Could Snowden Have Been Stopped In 2009? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Snowden is like Jesus of the new era.

    what, snowden never existed either? i could have sworn i've seen pictures of the guy and everything.

  5. Re:Maybe it's just me, but... on Apple Sells Nine Million iPhones Over Weekend · · Score: 1, Funny

    and mcdonalds sold 100 million hamburgers over the same weekend. if you're trying to impress me, apple, you've failed.

  6. Re:If evolution is true... on Why Are Some Hell-Bent On Teaching Intelligent Design? · · Score: 1

    Where did Cain get his wife? The answer is simple: Cain married either his sister or a niece.

    so...adam and eve had another boy and girl who together had a daughter, whose uncle plowed her after butchering his brother in cold blood. that's a great start to humanity.

  7. Re:Because... on Why Are Some Hell-Bent On Teaching Intelligent Design? · · Score: 1

    it removes original sin is what it does.

    if the garden of eden isn't real, then neither is the fall of man. which means original sin isn't real, which means jesus died for nothing.

    christian dogma is rooted in the idea that man is born in sin based on the story in genesis. remove that idea and jesusites start becoming even more neurotic.

  8. Re:republicans on Obama Asks FCC To Make Carriers Unlock All Mobile Devices · · Score: 1

    quick, think of something to slam republicans with

    okay, how about 'they sound about as retarded as you'?

  9. Re:Econophysicists. WTF? on True Size of the Shadow Banking System Revealed (Spoiler: Humongous) · · Score: 3, Funny

    botanopsychologists

    laugh all you want, but when the triffids start taking over who's going to talk them down, huh?

  10. Re:FIAF. on Gut Bacteria In Slim People Extract More Nutrients · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You'd be surprised what kind of crap gets published in Science and Nature

    certainly it's garbage compared to a blog post by a veterinarian.

  11. Re:FIAF. on Gut Bacteria In Slim People Extract More Nutrients · · Score: 4, Insightful

    yeah, i doubt the authors of the Science study above read any relevant literature at all.

  12. dan ackroyd called it on New Smartphone Tech To Alert Pedestrians: 'You Are About To Be Hit By a Car' · · Score: 1

    i wonder if the technology is based on the 'silver-haired bat'?

  13. Re:Capitalism SUCKS! on Fukushima Daiichi Water Leak Raised To Level 3 Severity · · Score: 1

    Cherynobl

    you're clearly a product of the socialist public school system.

  14. Re:Update the constitution on Partner of Guardian's Snowden Reporter Detained Under Terrorism Act · · Score: 1

    Greenwald has bragged that some of the Snowden docs he has detail how the UK secret service operates.

    believe me, the UK has their own reasons to try to get their hands on this stuff.

  15. Re:Can't wait ... on Members of Parliament Demand Explanation For Detention of David Miranda · · Score: 1

    well, apparently Miranda's trip was covered by the Guardian and he was bringing some of the stolen Snowden docs to and from Poitras in Germany. this is according to the NYT, quoting Greenwald himself.

    so it's not like he was on vacation and getting harassed merely because his partner was embarrassing the US or something. ferrying stolen classified documents through the UK is likely to get you detained if they know what's going on.

    likewise, Greenwald brags that some of the docs he got from Snowden includes information on how the UK secret service operates.

    what did the guy expect?

  16. Re:It's still under investigation on GMO Wheat Found Growing Wild In Oregon, Japan Suspends Import From U.S. · · Score: 5, Funny

    i can barley contain my laughter.

  17. the fact that you refer to Tina Fey as 'half rate' means the world will always, always ignore everything you say as the ravings of a clown.

  18. that's just great on Plug Into a Plant: a New Approach To Clean Energy Harvesting · · Score: 1

    when the Invid catch a whiff of this, don't say i didn't warn you.

  19. Re:Funny abbreviations on Construction of World's Largest Optical Telescope Approved · · Score: 1

    Because "30mT" is not as sezzy?

    a 30 milliTesla telescope? if you're trying to impress me, you've failed.

  20. Re:Nope on North Korea Threatens US With Preemptive Nuclear Strike · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Defending" yourself by striking first whenever you fabricate arbitrary threats is not defense, that is offense.

    how ironic that NK has adopted the Bush Doctrine.

  21. how much CO2 was emitted by the linked blogs' servers catching on fire.

    i'm sure 'a million nerds clicking on a link' has to be responsible overall for at least .1C of the rise in temperatures since pre-industrial times.

  22. Re:Cars produce more on State Rep. Says Biking Is Not Earth Friendly Because Breathing Produces CO2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    In an ideal world, we would be able to eliminate CO2 from our atmosphere completely. ... The Congressman is just an ignorant jackass who has no understanding of how our biosphere works.

    thank god we'll never fully eliminate irony from the planet.

  23. Re:jesus, what a shitty first article on Does the Higgs Boson Reveal Our Universe's Doomsday? · · Score: 1

    imagine you're driving a car, and right when you're in the middle of merging onto the 5 a new car appears out of nowhere in the passenger seat crushing everyone in your car to death.

  24. jesus, what a shitty first article on Does the Higgs Boson Reveal Our Universe's Doomsday? · · Score: 1

    something catastrophic could happen! yeah, crazy. catastrophic. what is it? well, it's bad. in the future. wow, what a problem! but it's boring. it's totally boring.

    seriously, could it be more generic? at least the nbc article mentions a false vacuum event. christ.

  25. Re:Physicists on Heavy Metal and Emergent Behavior · · Score: 1

    consider a cylindrical heavy metal fan, marked about the periphery with the numbers 1 to 11.