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  1. Re:Happy marrage day! on Me Oh Me Oh My, Malda Gets Married · · Score: 2

    Just wait, and there will be yet another "Malda got married!" front page article.

  2. Re:t's the next AYB^H^H^H Soviet Russia on Large IDE Drives as Long-Term Archival Media? · · Score: 2

    Starin' at my sandals... that's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe.. oh, you'd better believe that's a paddlin'.

  3. Re:Song from the wedding march.. on Me Oh Me Oh My, Malda Gets Married · · Score: 2

    mp3 version here. (search for Pachelbel)

  4. Re:In Soviet Russia on Cancer Mouse Not Patentable in Canada · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    In Soviet Russia, Yakov Smirnoff patents COMEDY!

  5. Re:Obligatory comments here.... on SETI@Home Revisits Its 100 Best Signals · · Score: 2

    In Soviet Russia, obligatory comments miss YOU!

  6. Re:obligatory John Cage 4'33" reference on Finnish Taxi Drivers Must Pay Music Royalties · · Score: 2

    .. can't John Cage then sue, since we are playing 4'33 on repeat?

    No, because he's dead.

  7. Re:Spielberg trademark on Spielberg's Taken · · Score: 1

    Like how about the little know it all in "Signs"?

    Ha! Looks like you DIDN'T know it all, you little twerp! Water damaged the aliens, but you wanted to stay home instead of staying near a body of water, only believing your book of alien fairy tales, and it almost got your sorry ass killed! How do you like them apples?!

  8. Re:Linux on Newsflash: Mac Users Love Apple, Hate Microsoft · · Score: 4, Funny

    "If you see somebody in an airport in London, or someplace down in Peru or something, and you see an Apple tag on their bag, or an Apple T-shirt, it's like the Deadheads ... you have an instant friend," ...

    Isn't the same true for Linux ?


    Yes. When you see another guy with a beard, or walking around barefoot, you know you have an instant friend. (Have mercy on me, moderators...)

  9. Re:real time samples (real audio) on 24 Hours Of Beethoven's 9th Symphony · · Score: 2

    Check out tengo's friendly guide to classical music. It has a complete mp3 of the 4th movement (Ode to Joy). And plenty of other music too.

  10. Re:Gaaaaaa! on Getting More Face Time · · Score: 2

    So what happens if your body rejects your face?!?

    You scream out "raarrgghh!! I must find another soul!" in your best demon voice.

  11. Re:Are you a man or a mouse? on Human-Mouse Hybrids? · · Score: 1

    How about a humouse?

  12. Re:Reliability is inverse to the number of compone on Hospital Brought Down by Networking Glitch · · Score: 1

    And 0.01 = 1%.

  13. Re:What the spiders were thingking: on Spider Web Covers Field · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally step two has been found:
    2: Get people to put coins on the web.

  14. Re:Dosent Voice work on PDAs. on Using PDAs for Dictation? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh well. It happends.

  15. Cancer vaccine? Finally! on First Cancer Vaccine Produced · · Score: 3, Funny

    First cancer vaccine? No longer can anyone say "you slashdotters are screwing with $NEW_TECH when you should be developing a vaccine for cancer!" Time to get back to screwing around, because someone else did the job.

  16. Re:And I do what with it? on Backup Your Life on a DVD · · Score: 1

    One example would that you could record every telephone conversation / meeting you were ever involved in.

    This could help solve a lot of arguments about who said what and when.

  17. Re:Nice .sig on Stopping Killer Asteroids · · Score: 1

    It should read: the word "profit!" is written on the slashdot walls.

  18. Re:Life's a b**ch, and then... on Stopping Killer Asteroids · · Score: 2

    Well, looks like blind screaming hedonism wins again.

  19. Re:That is until.... on Research Promises Full-Spectrum Solar Cell · · Score: 2

    Solar energy: Cheap, clean hope for tomorrow.

    Suit: "So this stuff really works?"
    Hans Moleman: "It certainly does."
    Suit: "Oh, well, lotsa luck!" *whack*

  20. Re:spam on COMDEX Opens with Smallest Attendance Ever · · Score: 2

    No. Register ah needs to be set at 0 when calling int 10h to set the video mode in al. Aerolith_alpha was correct for saying mov ax, 13h.

  21. Re:No obligation to use the fat penguin on FreeBSD 5.0 Developer Preview #2 · · Score: 2

    "They" need to get a new penguin logo done by brute propaganda.

  22. Re:Actually... on Science Askew · · Score: 1

    Forgeddaboudit! If two geeks purposely or accidently have children, they tend to have that autism-related desease (I forgot the name).

    Hey now, I said "show us pictures", not "let's have children togethor."

  23. Re:Actually... on Science Askew · · Score: 1

    And while I consider myself merely 'average,' some geek girls are fairly pretty, or even beautiful by "normal" standards. ;)

    Show us pictures!

  24. Obligatory Simpsons Quote on Microsoft Loses $177m on Xbox in Three Months · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Nelson: Ha, ha!

  25. Re:I lucked out too, I look like a pr0n actor on Using Your Own Name May Be Infringement, Part 2 · · Score: 2

    Well make with it, who do you look like?

    Ron Jeremy.