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  1. I Am Legend. on Killing Cancer With Engineered Viruses · · Score: 1

    If they set that virus free, it will be the end of all of us! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  2. Re:Yeah... on After 244 Years, the End For the Dead Tree Encyclopedia Britannica · · Score: 4, Funny

    OVER 9000!

  3. Obligatory on Voting System Test Hack Elects Futurama's Bender To School Board · · Score: 1

    Bite my educationally shiny ass!

  4. You want it to be a "One-Time Thing"? on RIAA CEO Hopes SOPA Protests Were a "One-Time Thing" · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The answer is very simple. Knock it off with your attempts to control the internet.

  5. Google is a black hole though, isn't it? on Microsoft's Antivirus Briefly Flags Google.com As Malicious · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Security Essentials recognized that Google was sucking up all of Bing's patrons like a Blackhole, and sought to remove the threat once and for all by having users 'delete' Google en masse!

  6. Another politician with half a brain? on EU ACTA Chief Resigns · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think my faith in humanity might yet be vindicated.

  7. Too bad we can't capture all that freshwater on Huge Freshwater Bulge In Arctic Ocean · · Score: 2

    Then we could solve all our water needs... but we don't have any sort of storage/transportation system to do that sort of thing, let alone one large enough to capture a reasonable portion. Unless you had millions of people at a time flock to the place with water bottles and pitchers.

  8. Rating... on Microsoft To Offer Flight For Free This Spring · · Score: 1

    "I'd like to know where the ESRB finds "crude humor" or "mild violence" in there." Crashing planes into oceans, into each other, or... into buildings is considered mild violence and crude humor?

  9. Can't you people type properly anymore? on One Million Web Pages Attacked By Lilupophilupop · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    "one million web pages have been attacked by a the Lilupophilupop SQL injection"

  10. Re:Not comcast on The 'Cable Guy' Now a Network Specialist · · Score: 1

    Now that's very unusual... our most recent one knew all of the tricks... ping, checking for noise on the cables, checking for damage, all that stuff. Must be an outlier or something :P

  11. Let us proceed... on TSA Got Everything It Wanted For Christmas · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...to welcome our new freeway groin-grabbing, tit-feeling overlords.

  12. Obligatory on Munich's Move To Linux Exceeds Target · · Score: 1

    IT'S OVER 9000!

  13. Lolwut? on Should Social Media Affect Your Creditworthiness? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "halfway through the application process, the website asks for his Facebook login. Then his Twitter. Then LinkedIn." If any site of a supposed financial institution were to start asking for my logins for any site other than it's own, frankly I would run from that site like the plague.

  14. Re:Of course on Facebook Flaw Exposed Private Photos · · Score: 1

    Click here to visit my private webpage, for my special webpage (Registration, and credit card required)

    You linked to the VEVO version? You, sir, are an idiot.

  15. Re:Netflix on USPS Ending Overnight First-Class Letter Service · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can it still run Linux?

  16. Slashdot is a tourist attraction eh? on Toxic Montana Lake's Extremophiles Might Be a Medical Treasure Trove · · Score: 2

    I hope slashdot doesn't, er, slashdot itself.

  17. Use this to our advantage? on Climate Panel Says To Prepare For Weird Weather · · Score: 1

    Why not use all these storms to our advantage? Surely there must be a way to harness the energy in these storms, building a damn sturdy wind turbine for use in hurricanes. Or making some kind of water wheel of sorts to make some of that falling rain and snow actually do some work for a living, rather than sitting on it's ass for the rest of its life and making us do all the dirty work of moving it.

  18. It may be the world's lightest material... on Engineers Create World's Lightest Material · · Score: 1, Redundant

    But can it run Linux?

  19. Re:I never heard it on my satellite provider... on Failures Mark First National Test of Emergency Alert System · · Score: 1

    That's precisely what it sounded like...

  20. I never heard it on my satellite provider... on Failures Mark First National Test of Emergency Alert System · · Score: 1

    I happened to have a weather radio handy, and "listened" to it on that... or at least tried to anyways. It sounded like three seperate alerts were all playing at once, overlapping by about 10 seconds... so throughout the entire test I could hear alert tones mixed in with speech, and it made the whole bloody thing incomprehensible.

  21. Too bad there's no easy way... on KDE 3.5 Fork Trinity Releases First Major Update · · Score: 1

    ...to get even earlier versions :P For some reason that I can only attribute to nostalgia, I've always wanted to use KDE 1 and KDE 2.

  22. Re:dump skype? on Researchers ID Skype, BitTorrent Users · · Score: 1

    People need to shift to decentralised distributing systems.

    That's precisely what Bittorrent is...

  23. Free and open internet in China? on China Says Its Internet Policies Are Open and Clear · · Score: 2

    Bullshit.

  24. Resistance is futile on Ask William Shatner Whatever You'd Like · · Score: 1

    Hey William... Have you been assimilated by the Borg yet?

  25. Re:Virtualization on Hot Multi-OS Switching — Why Isn't It Everywhere? · · Score: 2

    There is no reason for me to ever use Mac OS or a Linux based OS since neither can do as much as Windows can.

    Translation: "I don't know how to use a Linux based OS to do all thing things that Windows can." Sure, a lot of things only run on Windows, but there are a lot of open-source alternatives for Linux too... The only reason I'm not using Linux at all right now is because Linux doesn't play SC2 without WINE (an endeavor which I am not ready, or can be arsed to undertake), my school is part of the MSDNAA, and to be perfectly honest, I'm lazy.