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  1. Re:Just give me a week and I'll have it to you on Aussie Government Offers $40M To Build a Bionic Eye · · Score: 1

    The bionic woman (version 1) and bionic man rekindled their romance and got married in the end. Sandra Bullock was going to take over, before she got famous.

  2. Re:Just give me a week and I'll have it to you on Aussie Government Offers $40M To Build a Bionic Eye · · Score: 1

    Idiot. She didn't have a Bionic eye.

    She actually ended up with upgraded night vision. And parent is wrong for not wanting a corpse, but wrong because Jaime Sommers is not dead. In fact, if he wants to mess with the bionic women (gen 1) he will have to deal with the six million dollar man as they got married in the end.

  3. Re:Now I Understand Lasers on Laser Blast Makes Regular Light Bulbs Super-Efficient · · Score: 1

    What, your laser didn't quite phase her?

  4. Steve Jobs has been patented?? on The Unexpected Patents of Steve Jobs · · Score: 1

    So they must be able to clone him now? That's good news for apple. I wonder if he hatches from a pod.

  5. Addiction?? on Understanding Addiction-Based Game Design · · Score: 2, Funny

    It started when you controlled a little yellow circle that went around swallowing blue pills.

  6. Re:Cynicism on Bitterness To Be Classified As a Mental Illness · · Score: 1

    Does the irony supplement for cynicism work by making you gay then?

  7. Re:... Smoke signals? on Chemical "Infofuses" Communicate Without Electricity · · Score: 1

    I wonder how much DARPA paid for this innovative research into centuries-old techniques.

    Nothing. Once again the Native American gets screwed and is forced to run casinos instead.

  8. Re:I'm really sick to death of Czars on White House To Appoint "Internet Czar" · · Score: 1

    You mean something like a king?

  9. Yes we can on Mars Robot May Destroy Life It Was Sent To Find · · Score: 1

    I have never been a big fan of Martians since that incident at Grover's Mill that was covered up.

    Burn aliens, burn!

  10. Re:People are asking for money? on Craigslist Shielded From Prosecution In SC · · Score: 1

    "Generous, kind, sugardaddy wanted."

    They also ask for flowers. You know, "30 roses for 15 minutes" or "120 roses for an hour."

    Flower shops must be doing a booming business.

  11. Re:if youve got to go through a bunch of hacks on MS Suggests Using Shims For XP-To-Win7 Transition · · Score: 1

    you may as well just move to linux

    Sounds great, does Linux support shims yet?

  12. Re:Not that I'm against net neutrality on Cory Doctorow Draws the Line On Net Neutrality · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At the same token, if government (or corporations for that matter) fail to provide for more than a single lane of traffic, then there are going to be traffic jams. However, if the road is wide and broad, then the line of long haul truckers are no longer an issue. Likewise, if there is fiber to every home in the US, suddenly the packet hogs are no longer an issue.

    The US has continuously fallen behind in broadband rankings, as corporations wallow in their greed. The fact is, government (as Cory starts to allude to) is no longer getting quid quo pro from governmental entities. And, as we have seen from the recent bailouts here in the US, even demanding that the average taxpayer support their avarice. It's unfortunate that the notion of conservatism is being shredded as the Republicans seem unable to call corporations out for their dishonesty and lies, which is evident to anyone who looks closely.

  13. Maybe not on Were Neanderthals Devoured By Humans? · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do we know that this wasn't just a bad case of the zombies??

  14. Re:So which celebrity does he prefer? on FMRI Shows Man Loves Wife More Than Angelina Jolie · · Score: 0

    I think the MRI would find I preferred rotten turnip to Angelina Jolie.

    Next test - see if that (or what) stands after a lap dance with Angelina Jolie.

  15. The next test on FMRI Shows Man Loves Wife More Than Angelina Jolie · · Score: 1

    Are you in love with A.J Jacob's wife more than your own wife?

  16. Suggestion on Sony Pictures CEO Thinks the Net Wasn't Worth It · · Score: 1

    ??? == your fired!

    I have given this story the yourfired tag.

  17. Re:Buyout? on Microsoft Raises $3.8B in Bond Sale · · Score: 1

    Maybe they want to buy GM?

    They wouldn't need to sell a bunch of bonds for that. They could just dig out the change under the couch cushions in Bill Gates office. Or whoever's office that couch is now in.

  18. Re:Just what I was looking for on Replacing New Hampshire's Old Man of the Mountain · · Score: 1

    I have not been to your fine state, so I do not have the attachment to the area you have. And architecture, like art, is highly subjective. I imagine that there will be quite the debate over this proposal, perhaps because the crumbling happened in recent memory. Perhaps if this had been proposed a few years down the road the opposition would not be so fierce. But you can not blame those who want to rebuild, as it would certainly offer economic benefits to the area. And it would not be unlike a number of man-nature hybrid sculptures around the country.As for that other architecture link, I think the question needs to be asked if any of those designs are really practical. But I leave that to others.

  19. Re:Man-made is not the problem on Replacing New Hampshire's Old Man of the Mountain · · Score: 4, Funny

    So too should the majesty of the stone face be returned in stone form.

    Maybe a compromise could be reached. They could rebuild the face in stone but put windows in where the eyes are. Then at night they could turn on the red lights.

    That's right. New Hampshire would suddenly become the most kick-ass state in the union.

  20. Re:Just what I was looking for on Replacing New Hampshire's Old Man of the Mountain · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know you are a slashdot old-timer such as myself and therefore do not read the fine articles. Because I question what self-professing nerd would think that this wasn't cool. Even if for but a second before your environmentalist knee-jerk happens.

  21. Re:Covered By Twenty Percent of the Bill of Rights on Bill Would Declare Your Blog a Weapon · · Score: 1

    Bill Would Declare Your Blog a Weapon

    Sweet, the right to a blog would be protected by both the first and second amendments!

    So you would need a license to shoot off your mouth??

  22. Re:Dear Bruce... on Let's Rename Swine Flu As "Colbert Flu" · · Score: 1

    yeah, I know, I'm sick.

    When did you start feeling symptoms of the Colbert Flu?

  23. Salshdot is in trouble on WHO Raises Swine Flu Threat Level · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows nerds are pigs.

  24. Re:I suppose I am not on USB-Based NIC Torrents While Your PC Sleeps · · Score: 1

    Yes he did. Unfortunately he is required to hand in his geek card now. At the very least, he could have asked if it ran linux. But noooo. He doesn't care.

  25. Re:creep out your enemys on How To Have an Online Social Life When You're Dead · · Score: 1

    ou could really creep out your enemys after you're gone, but you wouldn't be able to enjoy it.

    Because you are too busy digging out the firepits of hell?