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Cheyenne Mountain Shutting Down

WilliamSChips writes "The United States military has announced that they are shutting down the facility at Cheyenne Mountain, home to the high-tech NORAD which tracks every object in the sky. NORAD's operations will be moved to the nearby Peterson Air Force base. The mountain facility is being placed on standby in case they need it again." From the article: "The Cheyenne Mountain center, at the eastern foot of the Rockies near the base of Pikes Peak, was constructed underground in the mid-1960s. Fearing nuclear attacks at the time, the United States built sites such as the Cheyenne Mountain complex. The Navy prepared a floating White House aboard the communications cruiser USS Northampton, in case the president needed to be evacuated from U.S. soil. Another protective bunker was created near White Sulphur Springs, W.Va., for members of Congress."

383 comments

  1. It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Space+cowboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    The stargate program is being expanded...

    Simon

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    1. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by NoxNoctis · · Score: 2, Funny

      All the research projects and archives from Area 51 are being moved the SGC. Sadly, this means the Air Force had to evict all the NORAD desk jockies. No, I'm not implying they just push paper; they push buttons too :-)

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    2. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by NoxNoctis · · Score: 1

      Pardon my slaughtering of the English language, I forgot a "to" in my previous response.

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    3. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

      Na, its being outsourced. Apparently Afghanistan has some cheap and currently vacant mountain complexes and staff with low salary expectations.

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    4. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      I wish I knew where they're building all those Daedalus class ships...

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    5. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by kristopher · · Score: 1

      Broom closet my ass!

    6. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Broom closet my ass!

            I'm sure that's a clever allusion to a movie or something. War Games? But, damn, that combination of words is just disturbing.

    7. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by lengau · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In a recent documentary, one of the producers of Stargate said that, in the real Cheyenne mountain, there's a door with a sign that says "Stargate Command", but that it's actually just a broom closet.

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    8. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by jnik · · Score: 0, Redundant

      SG-1, actually. Some wag posted a "Stargate Command" sign on a door in the Mountain. The door leads to a broom closet.

    9. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by TCE-BFG · · Score: 1

      I knew we couldn't trust Woolsey. It would appear that the IOA have finally gotten their way: The Stargate program is moving to China! Still, I suppose that's better than letting Bush call the shots. Despite the obvious benefit of him looking a bit Asgardish around the ears.

    10. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Stiletto · · Score: 1, Funny


      OK, I'll bite. WTF is star gate? There have already been about 50 posts about it to this thread. Is it some kind of new Internet meme that I've never heard of?

    11. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by WilliamSChips · · Score: 3, Informative

      The president in Stargate Canon is Henry Hayes, not George W. Bush, thank Oma.

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    12. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 4, Informative

      Stargate SG-1 s a science fiction show aired on the sci-fi channel. It's in it's 8th season now I believe. The stargate is supposedly this big ring looking thing that allows people to open a wormhole to another stargate, there are a lot of stargates places all over the galaxy.

      It turns out that there are also stargates all over the universe but that requires a lot of power and a weird ass way to dial to the other stargate. They find a way to do that and they create stargate Atlantis which is it's own show now.

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    13. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Traiklin · · Score: 3, Informative

      it's onto season 10 now.

      Everything else is correct though.

    14. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Stiletto · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info.

    15. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by SpectreHiro · · Score: 1

      I wish I knew where they're building all those Daedalus class ships...

      Have you checked in space?

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    16. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stargate is a popular scifi program, not new, in its 10th season.

      Get out of that cave!

    17. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by NATP · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Sci-Fi channel series is based on the movie (1994) of the same name -- described here in Iternet Movie Database: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111282/

    18. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Anubis_Ascended · · Score: 1
    19. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Lalo+Martins · · Score: 1

      I came to /. just to see the stargate jokes... it's great not to be disappointed for once ;-)

    20. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by WilliamSChips · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Glad to be of service. (I'm the submitter. I originally had "But the real question is: What will happen to the SGC?" but Zonk edited it out.)

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    21. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      The REAL reason they're emptying out Cheyenne is because Dick Cheney needs a Western vacation home. ..Not that he has a fetish for living underground, or wears a plastic skin over his scales, or secretly eats rodents, or nuthin. -- What? Alien-human hybrids are a state secret? OMG - now you tell me - I clicked 'Submit' already. For the love of god - give me back my copy of "How to Serve Man". I promise not to make any more trouble.

    22. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by morcheeba · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wow, even their broom closets are cool !!

    23. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by ph0rk · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nothing. It doesn't exist. You never heard of any stargate program or the SGC.

      Move along.

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    24. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Either that or they've got a serious "foothold" situation.

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    25. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by gilroy · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth the poster:

      SG-1, actually. Some wag posted a "Stargate Command" sign on a door in the Mountain. The door leads to a broom closet.


      I don't know why, but I take great comfort in the fact that these guys have a sense of humor.
    26. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by fm6 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, it always bugged me that the TV series put the Stargate in Cheyene Mountain. If I remember the movie right, it was in an abandoned missle silo in North Dakota. Which made a lot more sense storywise — why locate such a secret operation in a base where thousands of people work? But of course, to make Vancouver look like Colorado Springs, you just have to avoid getting the Fraser River in the background. Lot harder to make it look like Grand Forks.

    27. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by pipingguy · · Score: 0, Troll

      Pffft, most filming is done in Canada, so it's not like it's a *real* TV show.

    28. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, no. The NSA finally got it's way. The Stargate program has been closed down and the gate has been buried.

      RIP Stargate.

    29. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now I'm getting my current affairs news from Robert Rankin fans? God help me.

    30. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Actually, in the movie the Stargate was moved into Creek Mountain, Colorado. And they put the SGC beneath NORAD because it puts distance between it and the surface, and because it already has a lot of important things, like power and a secure link to the President.

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    31. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by fm6 · · Score: 1
      And of course any Goa'uld who get past the guards are conveniently close to the NORAD command center. Just in case they want to drop by and say hello.

      An encrypted line can be installed anywhere. And why does the Stargate have to be "far from the surface"?

    32. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The TV series is the cover for the real SGC
      (if anyone discovers the real SGC and tries
      to expose it, the military just points to
      the TV series and claims the person is
      delusional). No one watches SG-1, it is
      on cable.....

    33. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by feronti · · Score: 1

      Because the fail-safe in the case of a foothold scenario is a nuclear bomb. If the bad guys manage to take control of significant portions of the SGC, they set off a nuke. The nuke collapses significant portions of the mountain onto both the bad guys and the gate. Finishes off the bad guys in the base, and buries the gate so they can't send more.

    34. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it'd be a stretch to say that _thousands_ of people work inside Cheyenne Mountain.
      I got the opportunity to go on a tour there in ~ 1997 and it's nothing like the movies.

      The "war room" is really two little rooms. There's maybe 6 officers in one room with the computers
      and then the generals get another room that's separated from the computer room by a glass wall.

      Security wise, that place is tight. Even if they did have something like a Stargate you'd be hard pressed to
      know it. There's no signage anywhere in the place. In fact, the exit strategy for a fire is to follow the
      lights on the floor.

    35. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      NSA? I think you mean NID. Or Senator Kinsey.

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    36. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      I don't see why being able to monitor the airspace around North America would really be that important to a Goa'uld, it would just be a longer path to the six billion potential Tau'ri slaves, and any Goa'uld able to invade the SGC would be able to get most of NORAD's monitoring capabilities by putting a mothership around Earth orbit. And being very far down is important because, as sibling poster pointed out, we use a really big bomb for SGC self-destruct.

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    37. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by fm6 · · Score: 1

      And destroys a key military command post. Wouldn't a n abandoned salt mine make more sense?

    38. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by fm6 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, either the Goa'uld are just paying a courtesy call, in which case they'll want to slaughter as many key Tau'ri military leaders as they can manage. Or else, they're the pathfinders for a planetary invasion, in which case they'll certainly want to take over NORAD first thing, since most of their troops would be coming in by Flying Pyramid.

      But never mind Goa'uld psychology. If I were the CO of NORAD, and somebody told me there was a portal just below my command post through which very nasty aliens were constantly attempting to travel, I'd have very strong views about its immediate relocation.

    39. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      NORAD doesn't have any key military members. A post somewhere else in the thread mentions that it's got maybe a few dozen people in the War Room and it's led by a one-star general. All your key Tau'ri leaders won't be in or near NORAD unless it's part of an evacuation to the Alpha Site or some sort of press tour, and if we're invaded it won't be the latter. Although I thought of another reason NORAD should be close to the SGC. The SGC needs to be the first to know if there are Goa'uld ships out there and it would be good for them to edit the giant pyramids out of the images

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    40. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by afidel · · Score: 1

      Because suddenly having large numbers of military personell and hardware start entering a formerly abandoned mine stirs up all sorts of questions even from normal people whereas expanding operations at an existing site only tends to arouse suspicion is a keen observer working for a strong opponent. Oh and you can piggyback on existing infrastructure and expenditures to make your black budget dollars stretch farther =)

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    41. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Criterion · · Score: 3, Informative

      I didn't read through all the replies to your post, but what I did look through all missed a vital piece of information pertaining to your query, you've been told what Stargate is (and it's popularity being just shy of Star Trek/Star Wars levels, coming up on the 200th episode), but you've not been told it's relevence to this article, which is that SGC (Stargate Command) is located in Cheyenne Mountain.

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    42. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except they did that on the show... Ahh, head asplodes

    43. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by flacco · · Score: 1

      they're making room for the rich people.

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    44. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      Lies! Lies I say! They can definately fit more then 7 people in that room. In fact, I clearly see approximately 15 members of the Denver Nuggets Dancers inside of one of our top-security military bases!

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    45. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And destroys a key military command post. Wouldn't a n abandoned salt mine make more sense?

      That must be why they are moving NORAD! Of course! It all makes sense now.

    46. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

      Of course it doesn't. The Stargate program doesn't exist; neither does Stargate Command. You're probably thinking of that short-lived sci-fi series, Wormhole X-Treme!.

    47. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by coaxial · · Score: 1
    48. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Catmeat · · Score: 1

      Nonsense!

      They're finally pulling the plug on WOPR. Although they'll be doing so very carefully!

    49. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Not that we'd mind George Bush being in another sort of cannon.

    50. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by DogAlmity · · Score: 1
      they push buttons too
      "Chevron one encoded!"
    51. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      If I were the CO of NORAD, and somebody told me there was a portal just below my command post through which very nasty aliens were constantly attempting to travel, I'd have very strong views about its immediate relocation.

      Of course, since (as the other poster pointed out) the CO at NORAD isn't that high on the totem pole, if he kept bitching about it the obvious solution would be to relocate NORAD. Hmmmm...

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    52. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are not the shoelace, lip balm, jockstrap and Swiss Army knife you are looking for...

    53. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by drxenos · · Score: 1

      Except, in the original movie they use something Creek Mountain. I don't remember the "something" though.

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    54. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Sure, just a 'broom closet'. Just like the entrance to the Wildfire Project.

    55. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by fm6 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, it's OK to nuke a Brigadier General. So fuck him.

      On the other hand, the NORAD commander is a always a four-star officer. (The current dude is an full admiral.) He doesn't have his offices at Cheyene Mountain, but I don't imagine he'd be happy about his main ops center being at risk.

      Don't bother replying, this conversation has gotten way past silly.

    56. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by dburr · · Score: 1

      Great, just what we need. Underpaid, incompetent people defending the world. Game over man. Guess I better go find a copy of the Book of Origin and start studying.

      Of course, maybe that has already happened, only with the Ori taking the forms of the current US government and Religious Right leaders as disguises...

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    57. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Commander of NORAD is a four star General.

  2. Auction! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's put it up for auction! This would be a really cool geek house. It would be even better than living in an old missile silo!

    1. Re:Auction! by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 1

      I believe Diabolik already has a deposit down.

    2. Re:Auction! by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Let's put it up for auction! This would be a really cool geek house. It would be even better than living in an old missile silo!

      That's all we need is for eveyone here to be mad at Bill Gates for being able to afford buying and remodeling it.

  3. Where will Samantha Carter be posted next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's all we care about here.

    1. Re:Where will Samantha Carter be posted next? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 4, Funny

      Samantha Carter: Was I naked?(in McKay's hallucination)
      Rodney McKay: Partially.

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  4. Santa by RealSurreal · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope they're taking the Santa tracking equipment with them!

    1. Re:Santa by creysoft · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, the government's Satan tracking equipment is located in a separate and very secret location. We all know Satan is behind the terrorists, and we need to keep a close eye on him.

      Huh... Santa? Wait, what?

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    2. Re:Santa by jdbartlett · · Score: 4, Informative
      Never ye fear:
      "Cheyenne Mountain is not going away," Keating told reporters Friday. "There will be a small number of people that will remain at Cheyenne Mountain to maintain the facility in the event we need to stand up for either a real world threat or for exercises. Day-to-day NORAD-North Com operations will occur from Peterson Air Force Base."
    3. Re:Santa by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1
      "Cheyenne Mountain is not going away," Keating told reporters Friday.
      I'd imagine that it'd be rather large and inconvenient to move. Barring the availability of any etherial crystals, anyway.
    4. Re:Santa by trawg · · Score: 1

      Haha, "real world threat" made me laugh. That's what I thought they'd been telling us terrorism was for the last few years.

  5. Oblig SG-1 by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

    Stargate command is humanities first and last line of defense against the Goa'uld^H^H^HOri threat.

    Ahh. Who am I kidding. The show ended in the eighth season. The last two episodes caped it perfectly. It was time to decommission. Adios.

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    1. Re:Oblig SG-1 by Shinaku · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree, everything was nicely rounded off end of season 8. But I guess they'll not stop it until it's no longer profitable.

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    2. Re:Oblig SG-1 by diablomonic · · Score: 1

      shouldnt they go public before they stop making episodes? I mean, shouldnt stargate land earthlings know there is a stargate? other wise, humanity has got nowhere, I mean, even the crappy little backwater planets with a few man-apes on them know what the chapa-ai(sp?) is, but not the majority of the tari (sp2?).....

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    3. Re:Oblig SG-1 by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      The spellings you're looking for are "Chappa'ai" and "Tau'ri". It seems the Goa'uld are big on apostrophes.

    4. Re:Oblig SG-1 by hazem · · Score: 1

      It seems the Goa'uld are big on apostrophes.

      Nah... English simply lacks a written letter for the glottal stop. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glottal_stop

      Arabic has such a consonnant, but I suppose that makes sense if the Goa'uld were so active in North Africa in the early dawn of man...

    5. Re:Oblig SG-1 by SpectreHiro · · Score: 3, Funny

      It seems the Goa'uld are big on apostrophes.

      And darn near every other alien race in sci-fi (and fantasy). Nothing says alien like an apostrophe... Perhaps because most Americans' are so unfamiliar with them.

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    6. Re:Oblig SG-1 by SpectreHiro · · Score: 2, Informative

      The apostrophe after "Americans" is now doubly hilarious.

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    7. Re:Oblig SG-1 by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 4, Funny

      It seems the Goa'uld are big on apostrophes

      Those people who stick an apostrophe on every word that ends with "s" are probably Goa'uld sympathizers. Better kill them just be sure.

    8. Re:Oblig SG-1 by Kaemaril · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you mean Goa'uld sympathizers'

      :)

      (No, not really)

    9. Re:Oblig SG-1 by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Not me, I s'ympathize with the other ones.

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  6. Quote from General Moe by jdbartlett · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Let's go burn down the observatory so this never happens again!"

  7. Doesn't surprise me at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They probably have another "secret" base to do this work from.
    It's just like them abandoning area 51. It's too public. The whole world knows about Cheyenne mountian.
    You can probably find some good satellite photos on Google.

    1. Re:Doesn't surprise me at all... by kimvette · · Score: 3, Informative

      http://maps.google.com/maps?q=cheyenne%20mountain& ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla :en-US:official&sa=N&tab=wl

      Not a whole lot to see.

      (Please don't waste mod points modding this up informative, all I did was post a URL to google maps.)

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    2. Re:Doesn't surprise me at all... by Jerry+Coffin · · Score: 4, Informative
      They probably have another "secret" base to do this work from.

      You seem to be talking about Schriever Air Force Base. Interestingly, this is also pretty close by. According to TFA, one of the reasons for the move is the commute between Peterson and Cheyenne Mountain. From Peterson to Cheyenne Mountain is a fairly ugly drive directly through Colorado Springs (the end of that route isn't quite right, but Mapquest doesn't seem to know exactly where the entrance to NORAD is. By contrast, from Peterson to Schriever is almost entirely through open country with minimal traffic.

      You can probably find some good satellite photos on Google.

      You hardly need satellite photos. I'd guess some people living near the Broadmoor can probably see traffic in and out of the mountain with nothing more than binoculars or maybe a small telescope at most. OTOH, there's not really much to see -- almost everything is underground, and about all you can see from the outside is the entrance to a tunnel into the mountain. About all you'd see from a satellite photo would be a road that disappears into the side of a mountain with a LOT of antennas on top (though a lot of them belong to the local radio stations, TV stations, Sprint Broadband, etc.)

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    3. Re:Doesn't surprise me at all... by atokata · · Score: 1

      Sure would've sucked to live in nearby, non-buried, wood and drywall Colorado Springs, in the event that the USSR *did* try dropping a nuke on Cheyenne Mtn there.

    4. Re:Doesn't surprise me at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is up with the blacked out regions of the map south of that location?

    5. Re:Doesn't surprise me at all... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Probably either incomplete data or an Air Force base with visible things that would be some sort of security risk.

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    6. Re:Doesn't surprise me at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chayene Mountain wasn't a secret, nor was what was going on there. And satelite photos would be little use... you'd just see a road leading up to a cave, some fences, and the occasional air shaft.

    7. Re:Doesn't surprise me at all... by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      From places like, oh, say, the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo you don't even need binoculars. I was there last weekend. It's a lovely place.

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    8. Re:Doesn't surprise me at all... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


        Bog forbid that those responsible for our nation's nuclear armament be forced to drive too far.

        Guess the price of gasoline is hitting everyone.

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    9. Re:Doesn't surprise me at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Schriever Air Force Base is where most all of the military satalites are controlled from. An friend of mine in the Air Force works there, he controls the satalites. They do satalite repositioning as needed..

      As a side note the original NORAD was in Montana before it was in Colorado. It was at a place called "Building 500" on Malmstrom AFB in Great Falls Montana. I know this becuase I was stationed there in the 80's. Buiding 500 was were everyone on the base went for disaster drills. The place has 15 floors below ground. It is a HUGE giant cement building with only a few personnel doors and some freight dock doors. Inside you can still see the original cabeling from the computer systems, electrical systems etc.. sticking out of floors and walls. It is out near the end of the flightline.

    10. Re:Doesn't surprise me at all... by ccmay · · Score: 1
      Sure interesting to see how close the houses are. Looks like a normal suburban neighborhood, I don't think it's even base housing for the officers. You could throw a rock from the checkpoint gate at the bottom of the hill to the nearest house.

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    11. Re:Doesn't surprise me at all... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Looks like the joining point of two different datasets. The blacked out area is hemmed by zig-zagging north-south and east-west lines on the right and straight lines following Colorado hwy 115 on the left. Unless there's big national secrets at Cheyenne Shadows Golf Club, I'd say the "incomplete data" theory is most likely.

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    12. Re:Doesn't surprise me at all... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Well, you know we can't let the terrorists win at golf... :P

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    13. Re:Doesn't surprise me at all... by Clomer · · Score: 1

      I live in Colorado Springs, and I can attest that the route from Peterson AFB to NORAD is not pretty. Colorado Springs is notorious for its east-west traffic, as any local can tell you. The route Mapquest shows would probably take at least a half an hour. The distance from Peterson to Schriever is greater, but it is a direct shot, making it a shorter drive by time.

      It is a sad day to see the Cheyenne Mountain facility closed, though. It is/was a cool little tidbit about the town, that the mountain to the south has a major military operation going on inside it. Especially since I have line of sight with it from my house. :-)

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  8. Stargate by damiena · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where are they going to move the Stargate to then?

    1. Re:Stargate by Gryle · · Score: 1

      Didn't you hear? We signed a treaty with the Ashen.

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    2. Re:Stargate by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      They are going to randomly hide it in doorways and laugh at the look on the face of some random schmock who got teleported to Proxima Centauri.

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    3. Re:Stargate by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

      no where they are just need more room for the SGC and this just to keep more people from even knowing about what is realy going on at Cheyenne Mountain.

    4. Re:Stargate by eclectro · · Score: 1

      Where are they going to move the Stargate to then?

      They have to write this into the Stargate plot somehow. Otherwise the Stargate program then would be fiction. Oh, wait.

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    5. Re:Stargate by SpectreHiro · · Score: 1

      Didn't you know... Stargate SG-1 : Reality :: Wormhole X-Treme : Stargate SG-1

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    6. Re:Stargate by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      No, if we signed a treaty with the Aschen there would be a story about it on Slashdot. Twice.

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  9. Telephone number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will WOPR have the same phone number if it's moved too?

    1. Re:Telephone number by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Considering all the up mods on the stargate stuff, I am surprised that nobody seems to get this one.

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  10. Auction? by JimXugle · · Score: 1, Funny

    Will they auction off the contents? I've always wanted a stargate or *gasp* even better... a Puddle jumper!

    But Wait... where does this leave Atlantis?

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    1. Re:Auction? by Anubis_Ascended · · Score: 1

      "Will they auction off the contents? I've always wanted a stargate or *gasp* even better... a Puddle jumper!" I'd take one of those 50cal machine guns they have in the Gate Room, or maybe the Iris, myself :-).

    2. Re:Auction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same place where it is now, sucking in a galexy far away.

    3. Re:Auction? by soren42 · · Score: 4, Funny
      I've always wanted a stargate or *gasp* even better... a Puddle jumper!

      Ummm... excuse me, they're called "Gateships". You know, a "ship" that goes through the "gate".

      (I can't believe I just burned karma on an obscure Rodney McKay reference...)
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    4. Re:Auction? by JimXugle · · Score: 1, Funny

      Thanks... I'll take that into concideration.

      (wasn't that obscure)

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    5. Re:Auction? by mclipsco · · Score: 1

      I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!

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    6. Re:Auction? by trupoet · · Score: 0

      for the last time, it's a FAAAAR GATE!

    7. Re:Auction? by kehren77 · · Score: 1

      But Wait... where does this leave Atlantis?

      I'm sorry the gate address you've dialed is no longer in service. Please check the gate address and dial again.

    8. Re:Auction? by pionzypher · · Score: 1

      Hey, I thought it was clever.

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  11. Anyone want to have a LAN party by jmccay · · Score: 1

    I bet that would make a good house. I wonder how long before the US sells this former base.

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    1. Re:Anyone want to have a LAN party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      two weeks... twwoooooo weeeeeks...eeeeeeuuuuuuuuuu twoo weekkks...

    2. Re:Anyone want to have a LAN party by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Better than a house, why doesnsold't Google buy it for their primary data center and lab were it to be auctioned off?

      (Yeah, I know, the base is not actually being docomissioned and sold, but it'd be the perfect data center were that the case)

      Can you imagine the attraction of such a center? Totally impervious to war, as resistant to acts of God as one can get, plenty of shielding from RFI, climate controlled, etc. etc. plus I'm sure they have massively redundant power and data connections (it'd kinda suck if NORAD relied on a single electrical service and data demarc for their needs). There probably isn't a better data center building design anywhere. The missile silos would probably come in at a very distant second. If a hosting company or search engine/hosting company gets their hands on that complex, you can pretty much guarantee they'd capture the enterprise hosting, remote backup, and ASP market, and would gladly pay a premium for guaranteeable-ZERO downtime. The company could also get into storage of valuable, irreplaceable items such as ancient artifacts, art, gems, etc. because who the heck could break into that complex? I'd be surprised if even a bunker-buster could make its way into Cheyenne.

      If I were in control of one of those huge IT companies (MSN, Yahoo, Google, etc.) I'd have made sure that the company bought one or more of the decomissioned missile silos and were Cheyenne to be auctioned off the company would bid on it. An infrastructure like that has a ton of potential. One can dream though.

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    3. Re:Anyone want to have a LAN party by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      they're moving out so they can sell it to Halburton to run as a political prison.. .duh.

    4. Re:Anyone want to have a LAN party by jlarocco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You'd probably be fired if you suggested something like that. And for good reason.

      Websites aren't nearly important enough to warrant the huge expense of operating in an underground mountain bunker. What's the point? If there were a nuclear war or some other gigantic disaster, there would be so many other outages and problems, not being able to access a website would be the last of people's concerns. That's assuming there'd even be electricity and computers left to access the web. And you'd save so much money just building a regular data center, you could afford to build another one when things settled down again.

      Cool thing to do? Yes. Good idea for a business? No.

    5. Re:Anyone want to have a LAN party by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      Totally impervious to war, as resistant to acts of God as one can get

      I'm sure hosting your website from inside a mountain would be wonderful - your webservers would be totally impervious to an EMP.... sadly your upstream peers would not be so fortunate so whilest your webserver would stay up it would have no connection to the rest of the world...

  12. Would you like to play a game? by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe now we can take time out to port Linux to the WOPR. How about a nice game of GnuChess?

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    1. Re:Would you like to play a game? by Svenne · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't you mean Global Thermognuclear War?

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    2. Re:Would you like to play a game? by Ashe+Tyrael · · Score: 1

      Greetings Professor Falken.

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    3. Re:Would you like to play a game? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Same thing.

    4. Re:Would you like to play a game? by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      Would you like to play a game?

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    5. Re:Would you like to play a game? by Malakusen · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't you rather play a nice game of chess?

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    6. Re:Would you like to play a game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I immediately thought of WOPR and "War Games."

      Then, I thought of a 16 year old Ally Sheedy. mmm...

      I'll be in my bunk.

  13. Sounds like fun by KU_Fletch · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wouldn't be a bad job to be one of the handful of people maintaining the facility. You've got your own underground world that you only have to shave with a dozen othre people. Install some fun tubes, slides, and ball pits, and you've got yourself a cool clubhouse.

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    1. Re:Sounds like fun by jdbartlett · · Score: 1

      "Sure, commander Keating, we won't throw no parties while you're out!"

    2. Re:Sounds like fun by kimvette · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe so, but the people who work at Cheyenne are not 12.

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    3. Re:Sounds like fun by x2A · · Score: 1

      Yeah I hate having to shave with lots of other people, especially when they think it's funny to nudge you and you end up walking around with a bleeding face... you might be protected from a nuclear bomb, but razors still cut ya!

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    4. Re:Sounds like fun by Tassach · · Score: 1
      Maybe so, but the people who work at Cheyenne are not 12.
      Having served in the USAF and met a number of people who had been stationed there, I can say with some authority that NORAD troops are (as a rule) entirely devoid of a sense of humor. It is my firm opinion that they have it surgically removed when they report for duty there.
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    5. Re:Sounds like fun by kimvette · · Score: 1
      Having served in the USAF and met a number of people who had been stationed there, I can say with some authority that NORAD troops are (as a rule) entirely devoid of a sense of humor.


      Thank God for that, otherwise some assclown would be faking alerts and wreaking havoc internationally,

      Aside from the "Stargate Command" sign on a broom closet, I presume? Obviously they have some semblance of humor on the base? Or, is the show Stargate SG1 actually a coverup of the real thing? (Wormhole Xtreme = best Stargate episode ever. :D)
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    6. Re:Sounds like fun by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1
      (Wormhole Xtreme = best Stargate episode ever. :D)
      I assume you've heard about what episode 200's going to be about?
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    7. Re:Sounds like fun by will_die · · Score: 1

      While the slides are out they do have alot of playstation 2s in the place.
      Each room has a television or more if larger room in it that hanges from the ceiling. Behind the TV, on the hanger, is enough room to put a playstation and keep it hidden. Worked great for thoses offices with younger workers that had night shifts.
      For a while thier did go around examine each TV to make sure all where caught after a commander walked into the an office one late night and found the office playing games.

  14. OT: Canadians? by nefar · · Score: 1

    What is the Canadian military doing inside the complex? As a European I simply can't understand that part.

    1. Re:OT: Canadians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NORAD=North American Aerospace Defense Command

    2. Re:OT: Canadians? by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      NORAD is a multinational organization. I mean seriously it was built to detect russian attacks. Why not align with Canada. That way we can place missle tracking equipment in their borders. And its not like we expect a sneak attack from the Canadian..... /Oh how little do they know....

    3. Re:OT: Canadians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NORAD is a jointly run by the Canadian and American militaries. During the Cold War, if the Soviet Union was going to launch a nuclear attack on North America, it was likely going to travel over the North Pole. So the Americans had to build radar stations in the Canadian North, and Canada wasn't going to allow that without being given a role.

    4. Re:OT: Canadians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the Canadian military doing inside the complex?

      Somewhere, deep inside the bowls of the Canadian government, there are leaders who persist in believing the US is an important ally.

      As a European I simply can't understand that part.

      Indeed.

    5. Re:OT: Canadians? by Cpoff · · Score: 1

      The main reason is because NORAD encompasses attacks from north of Canada (by Russia initially) over the arctic... So they have monitoring equipment and radars placed in Canada.

      Thus Canadians are an important part of NORAD.

    6. Re:OT: Canadians? by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Same reason the US military is in the UK. NORAD is like NATO. It s a multi-national organization. The US and Canada joined together to defend North American from attack from the USSR and China.
      I have run into flight crews from the UK, Australia, and Norway at US bases. There are many military personal from other countries including countries in Europe in the US all the time. UK subs pick up their Trident Missiles from a joint US UK stockpile at base in the US. They are then fitted with UK made warheads.
      You didn't really believe all that propaganda that military cooperation between the US in other countries was totally one sided did you?

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    7. Re:OT: Canadians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While also monitoring nuclear threats, NORAD monitors all air traffic in north america and the infrastructure is integrated between the two countries. We canadians actually have a similar base to the one at Cheyenne. It's in North Bay, Ontario and is also dug deep into a mountain. It's the Canadian headquarters of NORAD operations. I have a friend that's a tech there. They've been upgrading alot of their IT infrastructure for the last couple years and they are also changing their main operations to above ground and putting the underground base on standby.

      Cheers

    8. Re:OT: Canadians? by jdbartlett · · Score: 1

      To elaborate further (since it's common in Europe to use America and USA as synonyms): USA North America.

    9. Re:OT: Canadians? by pontifier · · Score: 1

      ...if the Soviet Union was going to launch a nuclear attack on North America, it was likely going to travel over the North Pole. So the Americans had to build radar stations in the Canadian North...

      So THAT's why the're so good at tracking Santa. I think Santa is just a nickname for something big, red, and carrying a present. Ask me now if I believe in Santa or not.

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    10. Re:OT: Canadians? by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As stated: NORAD == *North American* Aerospace Defense

      Canada was involved from the beginning. As a matter of fact there is a Canadian counterpart to Cheyenne Mountain near North Bay, Ontario. It is buried about 200 metres into the solid granite of the Canadian Shield bedrock which makes up the geology of the area. There are American military personnel permanently working there, just as Canadian military work in Cheyenne Mountain.

      The likely attack of Soviet bombers or missiles is over the pole. This was especially true during the late 1950's (when NORAD was formed), and probably continued to be the direction of most threat during the cold war. So most of the radar stations watching for this are in Canada. The famous early version was the DEW line (Distant Early Warning) of radar stations.

      SCARY FACT!!!: Canada once had NUCLEAR TIPPED BOMARC ANTI-AIRCRAFT MISSILES to be used against Soviet bombers in the event of war. They were a purchased in part to move them further north (so that when they exploded after firing at Soviet bombers, it would be in the Arctic instead of say, over Winnipeg, Calgary or Edmonton if they were fired from the U.S.A.) and as an additional replacement for the ignorant John Diefenbaker's incompetent handling of Canada's defense when he canceled the Avro Arrow (a very advanced intercepter fighter whose speed was projected to eventually top Mach 3 and had the first fly-by-wire avionics).

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    11. Re:OT: Canadians? by Megane · · Score: 1

      What is the Canadian military doing inside the complex? As a European I simply can't understand that part.

      They were just bringing down some poutine, back bacon, and beer for a poker party, so just take off, eh?

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    12. Re:OT: Canadians? by MrNougat · · Score: 1
      UK subs pick up their Trident Missiles from a joint US UK stockpile at base in the US.


      You're telling me that the US and UK have Trident missiles on TIMESHARE?? I wonder how many weekends in St. Maartens that would get you.
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    13. Re:OT: Canadians? by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 1

      Read a book on history if you can't undertand it. Canada was also a potential target for a hypothetical USSR atack, and also Canada was on the route of soviet ICBMs headed to USA. Consider also that the US is the most important commercial partner for Canada and you'll be able to understand why is so important for Canada and US to cooperate on airspace control. Please note that while Russia and China are not plausible threats by now, they could become in short time in the event of drastical political changes in those two countries. Just figure out what a massive famine brought by some natural accident could have as an effect in internal russian politics, with all those hardliners eager to get back to power and you will see what I mean. I think that this is the reason the base is not being decomissioned. It's wise to have it in nearly operational state. It may sound paranoid. But if I came to you in 1985 and told you that by the 1990's there wouldn't be a USSR anylonger, probably you would laugh at my face. So, as long as we don't have crystal balls to predict the future, and while there are ICBMs around, I prefer to play safe.

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    14. Re:OT: Canadians? by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 2

      And, BTW, I am a Brazilian, and while US politics are not always good for my country, I am glad to live in world where the US won the cold-war, instead of the USSR. In the diplomatic world, we need to be pragmatic and I think that's what those canadian leaders being now. Even if they don't agree with all of american external politics, they are smart enough to see that an alliance with the US is good for them.

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    15. Re:OT: Canadians? by tootlemonde · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The US and Canada joined together to defend North American from attack from the USSR and China.

      On 9/11 all air traffic in the U.S. and Canada was grounded simultaneously. The next day the Prime Minister of Canada was asked by a reporter how soon flights in Canada would resume. He answered simply, "I don't know. The air space belongs to Norad."

      Under joint North American defense treaties, Canadian military officers participated in the second Gulf War even though the same Prime Minister had explicitly refused to join the coalition. At the time, the U.S. ambassador to Canada observed that more Canadians participated in the war than 90% of the countries that formally supported it.

      There was even a treaty signed recently that allows U.S. and Canadian forces to cross into each other's countries without any formal invitation under certain emergency conditions.

      It appears that behind the public posturing about sovereignty and national identity, the defense of North America takes priority over everything. Some people will find that fact comforting and others find it alarming.

    16. Re:OT: Canadians? by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      We're still trying to get that flying saucer thing to work.

    17. Re:OT: Canadians? by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      What part of "North American" eluded your intellect?

      "As a European..." Christ. I hope most eurotrash is brighter than you.

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    18. Re:OT: Canadians? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      The missile tracking equipment is not on the border. It is waay up north. After all, the point of detecting a missile is to give enough time for the anti-missile defence missiles to leave the nest.

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    19. Re:OT: Canadians? by El+Torico · · Score: 1
      Indeed.


      Did Teal'c just post?

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    20. Re:OT: Canadians? by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      "in their borders" != "on the border" That is all.

    21. Re:OT: Canadians? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Would make sense to "timeshare" these weapons. You don't need mass quantities of these things; you just need to keep them on stand-by by allied forces. You know how many subs are in all the worlds' oceans right? Do you really want ALL of them armed with tactical nukes? If a few end up being needed, that's one thing. However, I want Earth to still remain hospitable to human life long after such confrontations...God forbid.

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    22. Re:OT: Canadians? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      My buddy's uncle worked on the development of nuclear tipped AA missiles.

      They weren't as big a deal as you'd think, they certainly weren't designed to blow up the cities they were trying to protect. The key fact is that airplane wings are great at resisting stress going upwards (i.e. in the direction of lift), but very bad at downwards, and so you could explode a large missile above them and rip the wings off incoming bombers without having to be too accurate.

    23. Re:OT: Canadians? by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      I still wouldn't want a nuclear bomb going off above my town. What's the point of a 1960's erra household funding NORAD with their taxes to 'protect me' when I could be killed by friendly fire. In this case 'fire' is the most appropriate metaphor. :-) The radiation would also be a great hazard. From what I understand, most people involved in the project in the thought it a crazy idea anyway.

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    24. Re:OT: Canadians? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      It appears that behind the public posturing about sovereignty and national identity, the defense of North America takes priority over everything. Some people will find that fact comforting and others find it alarming.

      We are both just afraid of the British coming back! Of course, we were never taking chances with the USSR or anyone else as well. ;)

    25. Re:OT: Canadians? by smbarbour · · Score: 1

      That all depends on the type of nuclear weapon that is placed on the missile. A uranium or plutonium based fission weapon would leave radioactive fallout, whereas hydrogen based fusion weapons or neutron weapons would not (hydrogen based fusion produces helium, which is an inert gas). I don't think neutron weapons would be a good fit for this application.

      In any case, the weapon used would likely be a very small tactical nuke, and at such an altitude, the comparatively small amount of fallout would be distibuted over a large area with only a marginal increase in the radioactivity that is normally present in the soil (unstable uranium is just about everywhere in trace amounts).

    26. Re:OT: Canadians? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Actually Tridents are not tactical nukes. They are strategic weapons.
      They way the system works is that the missiles are returned to a central depot for repairs, updating, and overhauls.
      They are not like bullets where they are made and just sit until they are fired. They have to be tested and worked on. So after x amount of time the UK removes the warheads from the missiles and then haul the missiles back to the US. They then get a new set of missiles and take them back to the UK to have the war heads installed.
      The first couple of generations of UK nuclear subs used American S5W reactors.

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    27. Re:OT: Canadians? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      According to the engineer who built the things, the radiation levels would be acceptable, and the explosion wouldn't damage (or even set on fire) the town below it.

  15. Shutdown due to cost increases... by Cpoff · · Score: 1

    "Since Sept. 11, 2001, the Defense Department has spent about $700 million to upgrade early-warning systems at the Cheyenne Mountain center. A report this month by the Government Accountability Office said the upgrade has been "fraught with cost increases, schedule delays, and performance shortfalls." But a few paragraphs down you read: ' "A missile attack from China or Russia is very unlikely," Keating said, according to a transcript of a recent interview with the Denver Post.' I dont know about all of you, but it makes me wonder why their is such a "necessity" to spend billions upon a "missle defence" program, when the two countries who would pose the most serious threat of such an attack (I mean from a technological/monetary standpoint. Sure other countries would gladly launch ICBM's etc, into the US, but -can- they?) can be labelled as unlikely to launch such an attack...

    1. Re:Shutdown due to cost increases... by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Possibly this equipment is intended to be mobile (thus the reason for the expense) and moved around sorta like the Patriot system we have now. And the mountain is just where its being designed at. Otherwise I'd hate to see that money go into a program thats currently being scraped.

    2. Re:Shutdown due to cost increases... by RetroRichie · · Score: 1

      Haven't you figured out yet that the missle defense program isn't for the mainland US but rather for our strategic asiprations in the Middle East?

    3. Re:Shutdown due to cost increases... by kimvette · · Score: 1
      dont know about all of you, but it makes me wonder why their is such a "necessity" to spend billions upon a "missle defence" program, when the two countries who would pose the most serious threat of such an attack (I mean from a technological/monetary standpoint. Sure other countries would gladly launch ICBM's etc, into the US, but -can- they?)


      One of them ter'rists could git their hands on one of them ICBMs you know!! ;)

      Seriously though, it's a tiny part of "what if" the commies in China and Russia do try to attack is, and a very large part of making sure that military contractors who provide vital campaign contributions to politicians keep busy earning their keep.
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    4. Re:Shutdown due to cost increases... by Cpoff · · Score: 1

      Exactly... thats the point I was kind of trying to get at. The exponential amount of funds spent on the missle system were a complete waste of tax payer money, but let the big military contractors sleep better at night.

      I guess the same could be said for basically the entire military situation in the United States right now, all hail the new Plutocracy.

    5. Re:Shutdown due to cost increases... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While the probability of an ICBM attack from Asia is presently very low, the losses as a result of such an event are quite high. That is why the US spends a significant amount of money to defend against it. $700 million is quite small compared to the cost to rebuild San Francisco.

    6. Re:Shutdown due to cost increases... by saintlupus · · Score: 1

      $700 million is quite small compared to the cost to rebuild San Francisco.

      On the up side, if someone levelled San Francisco with an ICBM, it would get rid of all those damned hills. Imagine how much longer brake pads would last in New San Francisco!

      --saint

    7. Re:Shutdown due to cost increases... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No my favorite part
      'The commander of NORAD works from Peterson Air Force Base, and the trip to Cheyenne Mountain can be time-consuming if traffic is bad'

      The commander just does not like the trafic...

      Typical higher up military. High enough up to do some real damage. But not high enough up to do some real good.

    8. Re:Shutdown due to cost increases... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because, if china or russia got pissed off, they'd send over hundreds, or thousands of missiles, overwhelming our missile defense system. On the other hand, a country like North Korea, or Iran wouldn't be able to launch nearly that many missiles, so our missile defense system would be able to handle most of them.

  16. Oh, crap. by T-Ranger · · Score: 5, Funny

    It looks like Ill have to find a new place to play bridge, poker, checkers, tic-tac-toe, chess, and global thermonuclear war.

    1. Re:Oh, crap. by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

      Let me save you the trouble: "CPE1704TKS"

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    2. Re:Oh, crap. by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      How the world has evolved... back then, you had to hack into a government supercomputer and nearly cause a world war to play those games. Now, we just have to go to newgrounds.com!

    3. Re:Oh, crap. by rk · · Score: 1

      I don't know what's sadder: That you knew this well enough to write it, or that I recognized it immediately.

    4. Re:Oh, crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The code to launch the missiles is "CPE1704TKS" when displayed on the big screen, but it is "JPE1704TKS" when printed above the manual launch control.

    5. Re:Oh, crap. by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Well, there you have it. That's sadder.

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    6. Re:Oh, crap. by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      He probably copy-pasted it from Wikipedia.

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  17. SkyNet online by tprox · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're clearing it out so when Skynet goes online, John Connor will have somewhere to go and lead the rest of us to victory.

    1. Re:SkyNet online by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1
    2. Re:SkyNet online by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      But only in mountain view...

      http://wifi.google.com/gsa/faq.html

    3. Re:SkyNet online by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 1

      Considering that he goes with a girl there, that will make cheyenne mountain the most expensive motel ever created.

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    4. Re:SkyNet online by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      I believe Skynet has been online for some time now....

    5. Re:SkyNet online by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Not to mention the first time in history anyone in Cheyenne Mountain ever got laid.

      -Eric

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  18. Shhh! by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean "deep space telemetry" program.

  19. Maybe a stupid question by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, if I was a hostile nation that could sneak one suitcase bomb into the US, couldn't I just set it off near the AFB they're moving NORAD to before launching my missles?

    I'd kill all the NORAD personnel, and even if they were others it'd take them a few hours to get the mountain up and running. By then the missles will have already flown.

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    1. Re:Maybe a stupid question by NemosomeN · · Score: 1

      Agents will arrive shortly to discuss such possibilities.

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    2. Re:Maybe a stupid question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah that's stupid alright. You've now been placed on a secret government watchlist. Fucking retard.

    3. Re:Maybe a stupid question by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      So, if I was a hostile nation that could sneak one suitcase bomb into the US, couldn't I just set it off near the AFB they're moving NORAD to before launching my missles?

      The monitoring capablities are reproduced elsewhere.

    4. Re:Maybe a stupid question by Kohath · · Score: 1

      I've been hearing about these "suitcase bombs" for about 15 years now. But I've never seen any actual evidence they exist. Have you?

      Also, you said it could be set off "near" the AFB. How near? A small nuclear blast set off at ground level has limited destructive potential. Similar to a very large non-nuclear blast.

    5. Re:Maybe a stupid question by E++99 · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing they're not setting up shop in portable trailers around the AFB. Presumably they're building a new underground facility there.

    6. Re:Maybe a stupid question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you were not planning on taking any trips by plane because you are probably on the US no-fly list now.

    7. Re:Maybe a stupid question by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 1

      Neither terrorists nor feds are nerds and as such don't read Slashdot.

      I hope.

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    8. Re:Maybe a stupid question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NORAD does launch the missiles. That's STRATCOM (or whatever they call themselves now).

    9. Re:Maybe a stupid question by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      Neither terrorists nor feds are nerds and as such don't read Slashdot.

      I hope.

      Perhaps you've heard of the NSA? Have you heard about Security Enhanced Linux? What about these security guidelines published by the NSA for various operating systems ranging from Windows to OS X?

      I hate to break it to you but there are a lot of nerds in various branches of the US government and I'm sure many of them read slashdot.

      I feel bad for you pal. I really do.

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    10. Re:Maybe a stupid question by Rod,+Hot · · Score: 1
      I have not personally seen one, however, they exist. The United States (and Soviet Union) and I presume the other long time nuclear powers, have had "Suitcase" or backpack man-portable bombs for a while now. During the cold war there were several specific points in Europe where these were to be placed during a Warsaw Pact invasion. The warheads would detonate and crater/destroy key roads and mountain passes.

      Man portable nuclear devices were/are about. There are also nuclear ARTILLERY rounds as well. To make one of those man-portable all you have to do is rig the detonation device to a manual timer or suicide button and throw that in your car or backpack.

      You could arguable do the exact same with the warheads designed to go on an ICBM. It doesn't take much to make it man or "car" portable. As for the blast radius, it would be enough to seriously devestate most Air Force bases, and most Army posts as well. You use google maps to find the closest point to the building(s) you want to destroy, drive beside the fence line and detonate.

      I just erased a paragraph that I wrote on how to actually get the bomb INSIDE the base you want to detonate it in... it is very easy to do, and trivial to figure out, but since I am in the military, it might be a bad idea if I were to spell it out for someone who was going to actually do it. Suffice to say it is easy for you, or anyone else to get on to 99.5% of all US military bases for the purposes of destroying things.

      Sweet dreams.

    11. Re:Maybe a stupid question by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      So, if I was a hostile nation that could sneak one suitcase bomb into the US, couldn't I just set it off near the AFB they're moving NORAD to before launching my missles?

      You could - if you lived in a world where Glorious Leaders were in the habit of letting their nukes get outside of their close control. Equally, the world must be one where Glorious Leaders posess nukes with the actual intent of using them. Niether feature is characteristic of our world however.
       
      In the real world GLs keep their nukes under close control - and don't let them wander about. (There's a reason why every serious nuclear weapons state is also chasing after ballistic and cruise missile technology.)
       
      Equally, in the real world, GLs understand that exploding a nuke is a line that cannot be crossed back - missiles can threaten and deter, but suitcase nukes cannot.
       
       
      I'd kill all the NORAD personnel, and even if they were others it'd take them a few hours to get the mountain up and running. By then the missles will have already flown.

      So what? NORAD isn't the only command and control point for our strategic forces - and even if retribution was delayed a few hours, it's coming sure as sunrise.
    12. Re:Maybe a stupid question by Kohath · · Score: 1

      I looked it up. This more-or-less confirms my skepticism. They sort-of exist, but not in the TV news "we're all going to die" way.

      They can destroy a 2-block area. Again, that's similar to what I thought, though a little larger.

      Big deal. A chemical attack would be much easier and more devastating. People get all weak-kneed when they hear about nuclear weapons. They're just big explosions.

    13. Re:Maybe a stupid question by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Man portable nuclear devices were/are about. There are also nuclear ARTILLERY rounds as well. To make one of those man-portable all you have to do is rig the detonation device to a manual timer or suicide button and throw that in your car or backpack.
      See, it's comments like that that let people know you're going by hearsay rather than actual evidence. The 155mm nuclear artillery shell weighed 855 pounds and was 4.5 feet long. If you have a guy that can carry a backpack with that in it, you don't NEED a nuke-- just send that big bastard in with a club to SMASH the base like Gojira!

      I just erased a paragraph that I wrote on how to actually get the bomb INSIDE the base you want to detonate it in... it is very easy to do, and trivial to figure out, but since I am in the military, it might be a bad idea if I were to spell it out for someone who was going to actually do it. Suffice to say it is easy for you, or anyone else to get on to 99.5% of all US military bases for the purposes of destroying things.
      Please. You sound like a fresh E-2 who's taken all his security training completely seriously. As if any of that is actually secret knowledge! Generally it's as easy as cramming into a cab in Class A's with a bunch of other guys rolling in from a bar. The SP's guarding the gate on a saturday night won't think twice about letting you in if you're young, in uniform, and looking either drunk or asleep. Likewise, it's obviously easy to get in if you're a cab driver with a military passenger. I could go on, but I don't feel the need to reproduce information that is obvious after a couple day's observation.
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    14. Re:Maybe a stupid question by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      So? That gives you, at best, a matter of hours (and quite possibly even less time) before they piece together what happened, and dozens of SLBMs come raining down upon whatever continent your hostile nation happened to be a former resident of.

    15. Re:Maybe a stupid question by Rod,+Hot · · Score: 1
      For the Artillery Shell, that is why I said to make it CAR portable as well.

      As for the comment on how to get a device onto post, you would want to blend in, and class A's (depending on the post) is the *LAST* uniform you would want. You would stick out too much. As for taking my security training seriously, I guess so, being an MP for the last decade or so will do that to you I guess. And the funniest part of your comment is that your last sentence basically agrees with what I stated, that it was trivial to figure out how to get a device onto a post, but left it as an exercise for the reader.

    16. Re:Maybe a stupid question by RESPAWN · · Score: 1
      See, it's comments like that that let people know you're going by hearsay rather than actual evidence. The 155mm nuclear artillery shell weighed 855 pounds and was 4.5 feet long. If you have a guy that can carry a backpack with that in it, you don't NEED a nuke-- just send that big bastard in with a club to SMASH the base like Gojira!


      Actually, according to this site: http://www.brook.edu/FP/projects/nucwcost/davyc.HT M, the XM-388 projectile weighed only 76 pounds, was 30 inches long, and 11 inches in diameter at its widest point. The warhead itself weighed only 51 pounds. I hate to say it, but a reasonably fit man could probably carry that around, although it would be a little unweildy.

      What you are most likely referring to above is the entire XM-29 155-milimeter recoilless rifle and XM-388 projectile combination. The XM-29 "rifle" is only necessary if you're actually attempting to launch the projectile. (Although I'm still not sure about the 855 pounds part because I believe the entire weapons system was designed to be operated by a three man crew.)

      Here's another link: http://www.guntruck.com/DavyCrockett.html

      Although it is interesting that you mention "Gojira" as the weapons system was apparently "used" in King Kong vs. Godzilla.

      Lastly, according to one of those sites, the yield of one of those bombs is a paltry .01 kilotons or about two to four times the size of the Oklahoma City bombing. While that's not an insignificant blast yield, I would like to think that the military keeps their "New NORAD" far enough away from the fences and properly shielded enough that such a blast wouldn't have much effect.
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    17. Re:Maybe a stupid question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Disclaimer: I do not work for the US government or the "government" of any of its allies.

      I notice you left open the possibility that you work for the government of a non-ally. :-)
    18. Re:Maybe a stupid question by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      I notice you left open the possibility that you work for the government of a non-ally. :-)

      Disclaimer: I do not work for any government or government agency. My views expressed on slashdot are my own and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of my employer. My employer complies fully with any request for information according to the laws of Canada governing the sector I'm employed in.

      Is that clear enough for you? :)

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    19. Re:Maybe a stupid question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There will be no new underground facility. Peterson is a collection of 2-3 story buildings on the edge of Colerado Springs a short drive from Cheyenne Mountain. NORAD command has been out there for a while. The operations center was kept in the Mountain. Cheyenne Mountain has bee obsolete for some time. A big nuke can crush it. The only reason it was not moved sooner was that it was cheaper to just keep the Mountain running.

  20. So much protection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So much protection for the president and to preserve the politics and office of the U.S. Whitehouse but trampling all over citizens' rights. Nice.

    1. Re:So much protection... by kimvette · · Score: 1

      What need have we of NORAD now that governments have surveillance cameras throughout certain cities in the US, and wiretap pretty much everyone now? The populace is being monitored closely, and it's only a very tiny step to control. So what threat is there, really? It's more important that potential terrorist activities can take place to keep a majority of the people who do bother to vote to vote "correctly" out of fear of an inconsequential attack. Major threats such as an economic depression is less of a worry, because it may actually beneficial to powermongers' goals because then pretty much everyone will become dependent upon the political elite just to survive, and will at that point hand over ALL constitutionally-protected freedoms in exchange for a little bread.

      Yeah, I know, it's a conspiracy theory, but after all that's gone on since September 11, 2001, it does not seems so far-fetched any more. I used to read stuff like William Cooper for a lark, but now having re-read Behold a Pale Horse, MaJestyTwelve, Gary H. Kah's work, and some other books on those subjects, 1984 looks tame in comparison to how reality is seeming to parallel those "whacko conspiracy theories."

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    2. Re:So much protection... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      because if there ever is a major thermonuclear conflict you need to have a functioning chain-of-command, so that there will be someone capable of saying "stop". Matter of fact, in an all-out war between two or more nuclear superpowers the last thing you want to do is knock of the enemy's leadership early in the game: if they have no way of surrendering (meaning: ordering their missile commanders to stand down) things can go from terrible to terminal.

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    3. Re:So much protection... by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      Since you brought up "conspiracy theory" let me toss in the latest pattern which keeps appearing just over the horizon:

      Instead of port security, the feds do Marine Infrastructure Recovery Program (MIRP), and SSA Marine - a major port handler announces awhile back it is moving its HQ from Seattle, WA, (USA) to Arizona (USA), presumably to be better positioned for any possibility of port operations in Mexico, when the NAFTA Super Highway gets built; and

      While the Carlyle Group, several years ago purchased Trenstar, Inc., which has expertise in RFIDs with regard to container shipping, while the US-Oman Free Trade Agreement was recently passed, making legal foreign ownership of the ports.....see something suspicious going on here?????

    4. Re:So much protection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since we've all got our cute little tin-foil hats on here, here's one more thing that was VERY off-the-wall five years ago when the background events happened, but now, with all the polarization of the American people and the goverment getting so 1984-ish, I'm not so sure.. I'm referring to the tale of John Titor, who claimed to be a time-traveler from the 2030's.. He made the rounds of several usenet newsgroups back in 2000-2001, and one major prediction he made was that the US would be embroiled in a civil war, and by 2012, there would be a limited nuclear exchange between warring factions. He stated that initial evidence would start surfacing in late 2005 and early 2006, and by 2008, there would be no doubt. He said there would be many more Waco-style government crackdowns, and there would be NO doubt about civil war by 2008. I originally heard about this in 2004, and passed it off as just another crackpot, but, based on all thats happened, and all that is happening, who knows? Who say time -travel is impossible?? A lot of the stuff he brought up, including his time-machine, had the ring of truth, according to many physics experts who read his story. Do a google for "John Titor" and read his story... Who knows?

  21. I call by Edward+Teach · · Score: 1

    DIBBS on it! Mine, mine, mine. What a party shack that would be. Man, no noise complaints with that big assed door they have.

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    1. Re:I call by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're going to have to fight Dick Cheney for it. Word is that he's already moved his undisclosed location there, and he'll shoot any trespassers in the face.

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    2. Re:I call by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      And once he's shot you in the face, he'll parade you on TV and make you apologise to him (!!)

      Jon Stewart was right - DC is one scary-as-hell dude.

      Simon

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    3. Re:I call by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

      I bet that we will hear the news that Cheyenne Mountain has been renamed to Cheney Mountain soon then ;)

    4. Re:I call by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? The renaming will be top secret! If you hear about it, you can be sure that Dick Cheney will be personally trying to track down the leaker. Probably after the leaker has been caught, in his private game reserve at Cheyenne (er, Cheney) Mountain.

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    5. Re:I call by dcam · · Score: 1

      He shoots friends in the face. I don't want know what he does to trespassers.

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  22. Noooooooo by themuffinking · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nooo! Wherever will we shoot our 1980's cult films now?!

    1. Re:Noooooooo by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      How about the 1980s?

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  23. I'm so confused.... by demachina · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My fearless leader.....Dick Cheney....keeps telling me how we are in imminent danger of some rogue state, North Korea, Iraq, Iran or terrorist group, lobbing a nuke at us. On the one hand we have the whole "mushroom cloud" syndrome, and now the Pentagon tells me our penultimate bunker isn't really needed any more to defend our command and control center from a "mushroom cloud". Cheyenne Mountain actually wasn't worth much during the cold war when our main adversary had multi megaton nukes. It actually might stand up to the kiloton class nukes rogue states and terrorist groups are most likely to get. So we move command and control to a place where it will be relatively easy to destroy and decapitate one of the most critical command and control centers we have. And we do it AFTER we spend $700 million in a failed attempt to upgrade the one we are closing down. You really have to wonder if the people in charge really are completely incompetent to manage their own affairs let alone those of a superpower.

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    1. Re:I'm so confused.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our over Lord Dick now has his completely personalized bunker finished. AH very sorry son you are not included in the loop. You rodents are looking at and worried about the previous occupants as per plan after you vermin have been incinerated we will emerge with a new world order.
      AlienSlave

    2. Re:I'm so confused.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      You have nothing to fear from states like North Korea, Iraq or Iran as long as you don't try to meddle with their politics or development activities.
      The USA is hardly in a position to condemn anyone for weapons development. Remember that the only country that ever used an atomic weapon against another country, is the USA. And it was for a doubtful purpose. So, anyone who fears that another country will lob a nuke, should (looking at history) most fear the USA.
      He who is without sins, throw the first stone.

    3. Re:I'm so confused.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm so confused....

      Hint: that would be because you're a screeching, dullwitted psychotic.

      Hope this helps!

    4. Re:I'm so confused.... by ScentCone · · Score: 0, Troll

      The USA is hardly in a position to condemn anyone for weapons development. Remember that the only country that ever used an atomic weapon against another country, is the USA. And it was for a doubtful purpose. So, anyone who fears that another country will lob a nuke, should (looking at history) most fear the USA.

      Ah. So, the only country we have to fear when it comes to starting an conflict that required the use of two small nukes to greatly reduce the loss of life it would otherwise have required to end the conflict is... Japan? I mean looking at history, we'd better be expecting them to once again try to take over the entire Pacific Rim, attempt to disable the US Navy, and run giant rape camps, right?

      Or, is it possible, Mr. A. Coward, that you know you're a trolling idiot, and actually do understand that the leadership in Iraq is working hard to acquire nukes, and regularly makes speeches that mention little pleasantries like removing other countries from the face of the earth?

      Good little troll, enjoy your snack.

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    5. Re:I'm so confused.... by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      >Cheyenne Mountain actually wasn't worth much during the cold war when our main adversary had multi megaton nukes.

      Thousands of feet of rock can make a difference. I vaguely remember reading that the complex was rated for a 5 megaton direct hit, though without field testing or a base of experience on civil engineering for use near fireballs they should have had limited confidence. Multiple strikes would be another issue, one that would have transferred commaad to specialized aircraft, which we used to keep in the sky 24x7 until a few years ago.

    6. Re:I'm so confused.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my god you're clueless. You're actively cheering on the closest thing to a repeat of the nazi craze of the 30's - the current US fascist administration - and you BELIEVE all the crap as well.

      Oh, btw, "Iraq" and "Iran" are two very different countries. You .. mixed them up.

    7. Re:I'm so confused.... by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      IRAN not Iraq unless you meant when Saddam was in power. If things continue on the present path I'd say Iran will have small nukes in 5 yrs, maybe less.

    8. Re:I'm so confused.... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      IRAN not Iraq unless you meant when Saddam was in power. If things continue on the present path I'd say Iran will have small nukes in 5 yrs, maybe less.

      Of course. Fantastic typo on my part! Good thing I don't work at the State Department! :P

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    9. Re:I'm so confused.... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Oh, btw, "Iraq" and "Iran" are two very different countries. You .. mixed them up.

      No, that was a typo. Obviously Iran is the one busy building nukes.

      Oh my god you're clueless. You're actively cheering on the closest thing to a repeat of the nazi craze of the 30's - the current US fascist administration - and you BELIEVE all the crap as well.

      What the hell are you talking about? I was responding to the guy that says that since we used two nukes to shut down the war with Japan without any further (and much worse) loss of life than otherwise would have occurred, that somehow the world has more to fear (in terms of nuclear attack) from the US.

      You seem to be unable to process a bit of rhetorical sarcasm, so I'll explain: I pointed out that if he's right (that taking past actions as some sort of context-less predictor of future events), that we should therefore fear a new round of Japanese aggression and all of the atrocities that they committed leading up to WWII. Do you really think that my citing what happened is "cheering on" some Nazi-like process? The only Nazi-like, fascist storm brewing is the one coming out of Iran, as seen in their strategic, financial, and logistical support of crazies like Hezbollah, and their encouragement to wipe Israel off the map. So, again, what the hell are you talking about?

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    10. Re:I'm so confused.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he only Nazi-like, fascist storm brewing is the one coming out of Iran

      I'm talking about the only real current threat to world peace - the Fascist States of America. The similarities with Nazi Germany in the 30's is spot on.

      (You're still clueless btw, but I guess you use Fox News as your single news source on world affairs)

    11. Re:I'm so confused.... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about the only real current threat to world peace - the Fascist States of America. The similarities with Nazi Germany in the 30's is spot on.

      (You're still clueless btw, but I guess you use Fox News as your single news source on world affairs)


      No, I talk to my friends that travel in the middle east, pour through news as reported by the BBC, Reuters, or even spun-up stuff like that from Al Jazeera. It really doesn't matter which sources you watch: that doesn't change the actual facts. Which, of course, you're not addressing. You are exhibiting one of the funniest bits of recurring rhetorical weakness that keeps showing up in this venue: rather than actually illustrating real information, you just say "Fox News! Fox News! Fox News!" like some sort of mantra that's supposed to relieve you of any need to back up what you say. The irony is delicious: in order to try to try to make someone sound uniformed, you jump right into an uninformed and just silly sounding posture that shows how desparate you are to avoid talking about anything of substance.

      But I suppose I should have taken your use of the cliched "it's spot on" phrase to be a clue that you're hoping your use a slightly non-standard bit of sage-sounding observation-speak to, again, spare you from needing to say in what way (if at all) something is true. 1930's Germany? The parallels are in your mind because it reinforces whatever political axe you're grinding. As soon as you realize that mumbling "Nazis! Fox News! Nazis! Fox News!" isn't an incantation that actually counts as debate or information, you'll see that you're the actual example of the intellectual weakness you're hoping to identify in your opponents. Get a grip.

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    12. Re:I'm so confused.... by parcifal · · Score: 1

      Well maybe they are not really moving it, just saying so? Classic misdirection...

    13. Re:I'm so confused.... by Convergence · · Score: 1

      And how much do foreign states have to fear from the US, for the most part, unless most of their foreign trade is counterfeit US currency [North Korea], threatening an ally with being 'wiped off of the map' [Iran], kidnapping our diplomats for a year [Iran], being a haven for terrorists [Afganistan], threatening our national interests [Iraq, oil, for the first gulf war]. Seems to me that each of these states has done more than a little interfering with the US and its interests.

      And if we round out the other major wars done by the US, there's Iraq convincing us that you have WMD (even though he didn't, he wanted others to believe he did) [Iraq, second gulf war], or being subject to a humanitarian disaster [Haiti, Somalia], and the drug war [Panama]. Some of these are a little bit harder to defend.

      So far, it seems you're 0/3 right. What biased media did you get your view of the US from?

    14. Re:I'm so confused.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that was a typo. Obviously Iran is the one busy building nukes.

      You are not the only one making that mistake. A couple of years, the USA *invaded the wrong country* accusing them of having arms of mass destruction, which they later could not find...

    15. Re:I'm so confused.... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      1) Which do you want? As confused as you say THEY are, you're sending just as mixed messages. There are two 'factoids' being presented here by the administration. First, that there is danger from rogue states, and second, that we're shutting down Cheyenne Mtn due to the lack of needful risk. Yes, you can complain that they are contradictory (if that's your bag) but no matter what side of the political fence you're on, at least 50% of those factoids MUST be positive for you, no? I really can't see how neither would satisfy SOMEONE.

      2) Actually, your point about the worthlessness of Cheyenne Mtn is entirely off the mark. It was supremely well designed as a command HQ for the early nuclear era. Could it withstand a direct multi megaton nuclear strike? No, obviously not. But the odds of it being hit dead-on were infinitesimal. Soviet missiles are/were known to have CEP's orders of magnitude larger than American missiles. That's precisely why the Soviets built bigger and bigger warheads - there was some likelihood that they'd entirely miss even CITY-sized targets. So Cheyenne Mtn was built to withstand a relatively nearby near-miss...an entirely more likely event. And it would have done so rather admirably, or so we believe.
      From Wiki:
      "The underground Combat Operations Center (COC) was originally intended to provide 70% probability of continuing to function if a five-megaton nuclear weapon detonated three miles (5 km) away, but was ultimately built to withstand a multimegaton blast within 1.5 nautical miles."

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    16. Re:I'm so confused.... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      well I'm Canadain, so maybe I have this wrong, but it was my understanding that the USA greatest nuklear defence is the fact that there is a great big ass ocean between them and any of their enemies. That was what go them so pissed about the whole cuba being commies sort of thing, gave them first strike capability. As to most of the "threats" out there such as N. Korea, Iraq, Iran, and whatever middle east contry it is this week, unless they load their nukes on a bus, and take a ferry to the US, it just ain't gonna happen. They might have nukes, but as yet no way to deliver them that sort of distance. Look at the N. Korean missle test the did several weeks ago. Big failure. Though I hear they are calling a huge victory/success in the governmnet run publications of that country.

    17. Re:I'm so confused.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Cheyenne Mountain is the penultimate (a little less than ultimate) bunker, then what is the ultimate bunker?

    18. Re:I'm so confused.... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      How about these? Defend those.

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  24. Why not rent it ? by thrill12 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am sure some narcistic, evil doctor would be very interested in acquiring a cave of his own (raises pink) muhahaha !

    Or, on a more serious note, we could just make a nice secure colocation facility there, beats Sealand or something like Virtu (and there are more like that)...

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    1. Re:Why not rent it ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To compete with Sealand in regards to being a data colocation center is not being subject to US laws.

    2. Re:Why not rent it ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it's not for rent, the US Army still have it.

      RTFA: "The Cheyenne Mountain war room ... is to be placed in a status the military calls "warm standby," which means it could be reopened in hours if a need arose."

  25. Skynet home by niittyniemi · · Score: 1

    According to wikipedia, it was the home of Skynet.

    In the Terminator series of movies, Cheyenne Mountain is where the mainframe of the rogue AI SkyNet is located.

    Just as well it's closing.

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  26. Usefullness? by d2_m_viant · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It seems to me as if this facility has outlived it's usefulness anyways. It's not so much a "secret" facility that few people know about, rather it's security comes basically from the fact that it's in a mountain. If some country wanted to attack us, all it would take would be to rain a couple nukes down on that mountain and it's out of commission. I'd like to see the work that this facility handles be moved to a top-secret location, it's simply too important to be common knowledge anymore. In actuality, it's probably one of the top 10 targets in a first-strike against the US -- and I think slapping it into some office building at an airbase is strategically irresponsible.

    1. Re:Usefullness? by kimvette · · Score: 1

      I doubt that the system will lack redundancy. They'd be TOTAL fools to rely on a single AFB, even with hundreds or thousands of antiaircraft missiles and anti-missile missiles readily available. All it takes is a single nuke to go off within a few miles for the EMP burst to render all communications and data infrustructure useless.

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    2. Re:Usefullness? by Majin+Bubu · · Score: 1

      There are ways to shield equipment from EMP, you know... Most military commo lines are built to that purpose. And fiber optics lines are immune to EMP anyway.

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    3. Re:Usefullness? by kimvette · · Score: 1

      For closed isolated systems you can have very effective shielding against EMP, but do you think that they spent what it takes to shield every component on that AFB from EMP? I'd hope it's a yes, but I'm doubtful.

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    4. Re:Usefullness? by inviolet · · Score: 1
      It seems to me as if this facility has outlived it's usefulness anyways. It's not so much a "secret" facility that few people know about, rather it's security comes basically from the fact that it's in a mountain. If some country wanted to attack us, all it would take would be to rain a couple nukes down on that mountain and it's out of commission. I'd like to see the work that this facility handles be moved to a top-secret location, it's simply too important to be common knowledge anymore.

      Why do you assume that such has not already been done?

      What if Cheyenne Mountain was *never* the real facility? Perhaps its job was just to attract incoming warheads to its own very remote location?

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    5. Re:Usefullness? by iq+in+binary · · Score: 1

      You are quite badly underestimating the cunning and wit of those responsible for this move. This stinks of strategy here. What better way to ensure to survival of one of your most robust and important defensive capabilities than to make people believe it's somewhere it isn't?

      50 bucks says it's either staying right where it is, or Norad is being moved to a location that is NOT Edmonton AFB.

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    6. Re:Usefullness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly - it should have been made into a museum at least a decade ago.

      By some measures it was obsolete before it was even completed. It was built to withstand relatively small (for a nuke), inaccurate strikes - which is what the adversary was capable of at the time. But land a big one right outside the door and it's all over.

      The strategy now is decentralized, network centric command and control such that the loss of a singal facility isn't the end of the game.

      CMOC (Cheyenne Mountain Operations Center) is obsolete - there is literally code running in there from the 60s. I'm not shitting you - I've worked with it. It's all stovepiped, standalone kluge. But it is next to impossible to navigate their security and configuration management to accomplish upgrades. Lockheed has a several billion dollar contract (ISC2) to upgrade and integrate it, but it's a mess. The architectural stuff I've seen is absolutely byzanteen. Plenty of junior lockheed engineers will retire fat & happy from this program.

      But back to the facility. There is no room for more people or equipment to handle the expanding mission, and the place is enormously expensive to operate. I'm guessing that a good bit of that operational cost savings will go toward modernization

      BUT...
      On top of all that I smell organizational politics at work here as well. CMOC is infamously difficult to work with. Empires built on security clearances and access and vigorously defended. I've literally seen careers destroyed when people have crossed swords with the mountain. You can get literally blacklisted in this business for getting on their bad side. And the worst case of NIH I've ever encountered. It's next to impossible to get a foot in the door with new ideas & techniques. Unless you work for Omitron where the same people (under different corporate names) have been doing almost all of the space surveillance development for at least 25 years. And not particularly well in my opinion.

      But people are getting fed up with it. One of the chief defenders of the old guard retired not to long ago, and rumor is that some generals are fed up with the way things are (not) working. They are seeing capability out there that far surpasses what they have and an organizational culture that isn't going to get them there. At least this is true in space - I'm not involved in the missile defense side. So they're going to yank it out by its roots, break down the empires, move some of the capability halfway across the country. With many of the old guard nearing retirement and likely not willing to follow, that alone will help.

      Overall, I see it as a good thing.

  27. That's what they want you to believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what they will really use it for, now that they're saying they're moving NORAD

  28. All you need is faith by jdbartlett · · Score: 2

    Na, all you need is faith the size of a mustard seed.

    1. Re:All you need is faith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is this "faith", and where can you buy some?

    2. Re:All you need is faith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, you can't buy it. Read Acts 8:9-24 for more information.

  29. It's not near Pike's Peak by Blind_Io_42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cheyanne Mountain is in Colorado Springs near Ft. Carson. and about an one hour and fourty minutes away from Pike's Peak (by car).

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    1. Re:It's not near Pike's Peak by stubear · · Score: 1

      The only reason Pikes Peak is so far away by car is because you have to drive to the north side to get to the peak access road. As someone who worked at Cheyenne Mtn AFB from 90-93 I can say that it's reasonable to state that it's close to Pikes peak. I also believe, though I may be mistaken, that Cheyenne Mountain AFB is outside Colorado Springs city limits.

    2. Re:It's not near Pike's Peak by jcarkeys · · Score: 1

      Cheyenne Mountain is less than 13 miles from Pike's Peak as the crow flies, which is hardly very far at all.

    3. Re:It's not near Pike's Peak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see both Cheyenne Mountain AND Pikes Peak out my apartment window. The summit of Pikes Peak is about 12.5 miles NE (as the crow flies) from the entrance to NORAD.

  30. Wow, it only took about 17 years by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    for them to realize the cold war is over. Pretty damn speedy for the military actually...

  31. Re:burning karma - testing href by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    goose

  32. Re:Goodbye by pembo13 · · Score: 1

    BLASPHEMY. Teal is an Alien dammit.

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  33. The biggest question by RyoShin · · Score: 1

    Yes yes, military business and nuclear weapons are all well and good, but answer me this: Will they still be tracking Santa?

    1. Re:The biggest question by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 1

      My guess is that they're moving opperations to Santa's compound on the North Poll. Nobody (other then those closely tracking Santa's movements) knows where he is, so it's a pretty good place to hide a military instilation.

      Meanwhile, Santa is being relocated to an office building in Colorado Springs.

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    2. Re:The biggest question by segfaultcoredump · · Score: 1

      Uh, I hate to tell you, but there is a place called the North Pole on the north side of Pikes Peak, which is only a 12 miles (summit to summit) from Cheyenne Mountain. Their website is http://www.santas-colo.com/

      It would make a great place to hide a military compound. They could use the roller coaster as a hidden entry to the underground caverns :-)

  34. Slashdot doesn't like set theory by jdbartlett · · Score: 1

    Sorry, that was supposed to read USA (isin) North America using the proper HTML entity name, but evidently Slashdot can't handle high school math.

    1. Re:Slashdot doesn't like set theory by alienmole · · Score: 1

      Evidently some Slashdot posters can't handle the concept of the preview button.

    2. Re:Slashdot doesn't like set theory by jdbartlett · · Score: 1

      Evidently some Slashdot posters can't handle the concept of the submit button, and therefore feel it should be removed.

  35. Err... by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

    If I recall the History Channel correctly, it would take more than a couple nukes to reach the facility...

  36. That could be a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The disposal of one of our local bunkers made the papers a while ago. The bunker would be useless in a nuclear war. On the other hand, it would provide a real problem for the local police if it got into the hands of the Hell's Angels or someone like that. The bottom line was that there was no way the bunker was going to end up in private hands.

    1. Re:That could be a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The disposal of one of our local bunkers made the papers a while ago. The bunker would be useless in a nuclear war. On the other hand, it would provide a real problem for the local police if it got into the hands of the Hell's Angels or someone like that. The bottom line was that there was no way the bunker was going to end up in private hands.

      That doesn't make sense. Someone wealthy enough to buy the bunker and retrofit it for living could probably afford to build their own equivalent.

      And why would this worry local authorities? If someone was "holed up" inside while there was a warrant for their arrest, it would be inconvenient at most, requiring authorities to set up 24-hour surveillance so they could make the arrest as soon as the person left. But while they're inside, they're as good as in jail, unable to harm anyone outside.

  37. Relocating to syria... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone needs to keep an eye on the BTC pipeline, if only the US were at war with Syria and Iran.

  38. The Congressional Bunker... by poppen_fresh · · Score: 1

    The bunker in White Sulphur Springs has the "pos" Green Brier resort above it, and you can take tours of the facility.

    1. Re:The Congressional Bunker... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several years ago, I had the opportunity to tour inside Cheyenne Mountain also. At the time it required to be on a 6 month waiting list with background checks and the whole works, but the tour was worth it!

  39. No reason to be confused by ChePibe · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Cheyenne was built for a massive nuclear exchange between powers - when one could rely on most of the U.S. being wiped off the earth and the U.S. needed to maintain the capability to strike back in that event as a deterrent.

    Present threats - including those that you describe - do not have that capability. They have the ability to destroy a handful of cities at most, and a response is ensured through other means, without having to rely on this particular base any longer.

    The threat has changed - the U.S. is adapting to threats armed with only a handful of nukes rather than enough to kill us all.

    1. Re:No reason to be confused by demachina · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Present threats - including those that you describe - do not have that capability."

      Actually Russia still has that capability, its somewhat smaller than it was but its still there. One wonders why people pretend its not still there when it is. Russia is making such a killing on their oil and gas reserves I imagine its unlikely they will bother with a nuclear war, but hey a coup and a wacko get the keys, or relations continue to sour, anything could happen.

      Relations with Russia are in fact not very good. The U.S. has been treating Russia like dirt since the U.S.S.R collapsed. Gary Kasparov, chess grand master and now Democracy advocates, makes the interesting observation that Putin may be cheering on the chaos in the Middle East because everything that inflates oil and gas prices is a windfall for Russia.

      All in all you have to wonder about the wisdom of replacing America's penultimate bunker and command and control facility with an extremely vulnerable office building that could easily be attacked with conventional weapons, a truck bomb or chemical or biological weapons. Cheyenne Mountain was, if nothing else, good for PR and intimidation value.

      One question would be where the ABM system is controlled from. If its NORAD, and your worried the ABM system might work, then you take out NORAD first and then open the door for the ICBM's from North Korea.

      All in all it just seems like a silly move to make especially after you've just sunk $700 million in to Cheyenne Mountain.

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    2. Re:No reason to be confused by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


        But who are we to question the wisdom of the beancunters?

      SB

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    3. Re:No reason to be confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      but hey a coup and a wacko get the keys
      I thought this had already happened? Oh wait, you said "Russia".
    4. Re:No reason to be confused by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      an extremely vulnerable office building that could easily be attacked

      Yeah, I'm sure that the new facility will have no layered defense, heavily-armed guards or remote monitoring whatsoever, so suicide bombers can just drive right in.

    5. Re:No reason to be confused by kabocox · · Score: 1

      All in all you have to wonder about the wisdom of replacing America's penultimate bunker and command and control facility with an extremely vulnerable office building that could easily be attacked with conventional weapons, a truck bomb or chemical or biological weapons. Cheyenne Mountain was, if nothing else, good for PR and intimidation value.

      One question would be where the ABM system is controlled from. If its NORAD, and your worried the ABM system might work, then you take out NORAD first and then open the door for the ICBM's from North Korea.

      All in all it just seems like a silly move to make especially after you've just sunk $700 million in to Cheyenne Mountain.


      Um, what if they aren't "moving it" to where they say that they are moving to? What if the DOD has version 4 of the internet and is ready for its entire system to go down/be bombed at random points and still keep on ticking? (I don't believe that one, but it would be nice.) Honestly, I tend to think that we need to have monthly cyber warfare drills to test out our entire government systems. I think that the next major war that the US gets in with a first world nation will be an economic/cyberwar rather than straight military war. Will our systems be able to make it through a real cyberwar?

  40. Title? by kippers · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or is the phrase "Mountain Shutting Down" from the title strange?

    It's just that I don't see a huge lot of Mountains shutting down - volcanoes maybe...

    1. Re:Title? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I probably should have added a "Facility" in there... although when the Cheyenne Mountain facility was being built it almost collapsed so it might shut down...

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    2. Re:Title? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's just you. Turn in your geek card immediately; not knowing the one place on Earth that an Overlord would truly feel welcome is a mortal sin.

    3. Re:Title? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the space surveillance and missile defense community the facility is known simply as "the mountain" and everybody knows what you're talking about.

      Often stated more along the lines of "the fscking mountain" or "the goddamn mountain". As in "The fscking mountain won't give me the data I need to do my job." or "The goddamn mountain crosstagged our satellite again."

  41. No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The facility was never a secret. It was well known even at the time of construction. The point of choosing the location was that it was very well shielded from nuclear attack.

  42. it's all explained now... by wonkobeeblebrox · · Score: 1

    > The Navy prepared a floating White House aboard the communications cruiser USS Northampton

    So _that's_ where Cheney's "undisclosed location" is...

  43. iIf anyone would really read the article.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It isnt being shut down per se...

    It's just getting its day-to-day stuff put elsewhere, while everything else that doesnt fall under that category is staying running.

    DONT WORRY THE STARGATE PROGRAM IS FINE.

    Oh ho, I had to say that last thing..

  44. No longer needed? by Kasar · · Score: 0

    Just imagine, a Communist country run by a dictator who's repeatedly threatened to attack the US is believed to have nuclear weapons. With no warning, an ICBM is launched and according to tracking, is headed towards a US state.

    Once upon a time, a response while the missile was in the air would've been expected, now it just means another press secretary task. No immediate action is taken until they see where the missile lands.

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  45. Behind it all... by EddyPearson · · Score: 1

    I'd love to know what's important enough, and requires the kind of privicy Cheyenne mountain provides, to take Norad's place.

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  46. Who's gonna buy it now? by Alien54 · · Score: 1
    Will they auction off the contents? I've always wanted a stargate or *gasp* even better... a Puddle jumper!

    Nope. They'll sell it off to somebody.

    There are plenty of old missile silos that were purchased by folks. Can you imagine if this were purchased by any big company. say, Wal-Mart, Microsoft, SCO, or Google?

    Can you imagine what they would do?

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    1. Re:Who's gonna buy it now? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Brings a whole new meaning to "Where do you want to go today?"
      Or perhaps they could have a BETA Google Stargate Network. (Considering all the troubles the SGC has had with their special dialing program--Red Sky comes to mind--calling it beta wouldn't be too far off...)

      But in seriousness, what I would really want if I were the C?O of a company is Asgard beaming technology--just think of how it would reduce shipping costs. Of course, the terrorists would also want it--it's pretty much the perfect deployment system for a nuclear weapon.

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    2. Re:Who's gonna buy it now? by JimXugle · · Score: 0

      Hmm... maybe google could use the beaming technology to open a resort on mars! or gDelivery... Buy something on amazon... *shimmer* and there's you're product! (with a sticker with ads on it of course.)

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  47. Well, it's obvious, isn't it... by robert.elliott.smith · · Score: 2, Funny

    GWB has been won over as a Prior of the Ori.

    1. Re:Well, it's obvious, isn't it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. Bush is undoubtedly going to remain Christian - [sarcasm]after all, the Ori are just blaspheming against the One True God, who will smite them all or something like that. Just like he'll be smiting the gays, and the stem-cell researchers. And the Arabs, can't forget the Arabs.[/sarcasm]

      On another note, hallowed are the Ori.

    2. Re:Well, it's obvious, isn't it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey noob, it's Auri. noob!

  48. I question the wisdom of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're shutting the base down to save money, while the wasting of dump trucks full of cash on the Iraq mess (and yes, lives as well) continues unabated as it has since 2003.

    I really don't know how anything this administration does still manages to surprise me.

  49. So in the case of national emergency... by slaughterhause · · Score: 1
    The Navy prepared a floating White House aboard the communications cruiser USS Northampton, in case the president needed to be evacuated from U.S. soil. Another protective bunker was created near White Sulphur Springs, W.Va., for members of Congress.
    The president gets evacuated to a floating White House on a communications cruiser, and Congress gets evacuated to West Virginia.

    This is where the whole "Commander in Chief" thing really comes in handy. "Ok, Navy, I'm going to need a heavily armored and mobile communications center in case of emergency. Congressfolks -- ah, you all are on your own".
  50. Re:Goodbye by Mattintosh · · Score: 2, Informative

    No, teal is a color. Teal'c is an alien.

  51. Yes. It's Certainly Closing ;) by jonathansizz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yep. No doubt about it; it's closing down alright *wink*

    It's now out of action - nothing going on in there anymore *smirk*

    Things sure will be different now that Cheyenne Mountain is ceasing all operations *nudge*

    1. Re:Yes. It's Certainly Closing ;) by ElephanTS · · Score: 4, Insightful

      that's funny but I think it's true. There can only really be 2 reasons this is happening (based on my knowledge of miltary planning ahem)

      1. As you said, it's a bluff

      2. They've got something much much better built now and are going to it.

      The administration is busy commissioning more nuke weapons and Russia is becoming more threatening by the day. WW3 is near to breaking out all over the ME. No way are the military winding anything down.

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    2. Re:Yes. It's Certainly Closing ;) by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      It is possible that the facility has outlived its infrastructure. Even a government building needs a lot of work after 50 years to meet with change.

      I would expect it to be either an upgrade underway, or a new facility is already online somewhere else with more robust capabilities...

    3. Re:Yes. It's Certainly Closing ;) by Kuroji · · Score: 1

      You realize, of course, that Cheyenne was about the biggest target on the radar for anyone with multi-megaton nukes - i.e. in the event of a global holocaust you're going to see about a hundred falling on it and wiping it out. Nukes were once considered for the very task of wiping mountains out, after all. Though they reconsidered that due to most people not wanting their new homes to glow in the dark.

      So clearly they've got a facility a mile or two underground that nobody's going to disclose. Doing it from Peterson AFB is clearly just a cover -- that or one of the access points is inside the base. I expect there are plenty of other ones. Just look at the complexes they built for Atlas missiles, it's entirely probable that they did something just like it deeper beneath the surface.

    4. Re:Yes. It's Certainly Closing ;) by WinDoze · · Score: 1

      All they would really need to achieve the status of "much better" is a bunker that is far, far underground, whose location is not public knowledge around the world. Cheyenne Mountain isn't exactly a secret. Seems to me that's its weak point, no matter how fortified it is.

    5. Re:Yes. It's Certainly Closing ;) by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      You are making the mistake of applying logic to the current administration's decision making process. Military bases across the country are being shut down; Cheyenne Mountain is merely part of a wider trend. Do not suppose that this closure means that a covert base will take up the slack: if you applied this logic to the Republicans cutting of NYC's anti-terrorism funding, you might suppose that the feds were spending it on something better, something that would protect NYC. Alas, this is where that money went. To "protect" a popcorn factory in the middle of nowhere. The neo-cons want WW3 because they think it means Jesus will come back and judge the living and the dead. Now, we don't need NORAD to be safe & secure under a mountain for that, do we? Jesus will judge it wherever it is.

  52. Er, guys... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

    Sorry to reply to my own post, but I was sort of disconcerted that someone has moderated me "informative". LMFAO.

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    1. Re:Er, guys... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've had the same thing happen to me. I wonder if it's the same moderator...

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    2. Re:Er, guys... by El+Torico · · Score: 1

      That is one of the funniest things I have seen on /. I wonder if that moderator was thinking, "Yeah, that'll work; that's a good idea!"

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  53. NORAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    huh, i use to goto the zoo on top of cheyenne mountain as a kid

  54. No shock here by BancBoy · · Score: 1

    I looked at the tag "Stargate" and the Stargate reference in the dept heading and looked at the summary.

    "Damn kids!" I thought to myself...and I am not that old.
    If I had the points today I would have modded it up myself.

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  55. Would you like to play a game? by attemptedgoalie · · Score: 1

    I've never watched this Stargate that they're all blabbing about.

    I've seen WarGames many times, and that's the visual I get when I think of Cheyenne Mountain.

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  56. Alien Apostrophe by Cappy+Red · · Score: 1

    Well, it is an odd character that comes from above.

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  57. Interesting... why now? by ursabear · · Score: 2, Interesting

    #>mput *.moviehumor
    #>put "Shall... we... play... a... game...?"?
    #>y
    #>Sorry Dave, can't do that right now...

    But seriously... why would the government/military choose to put it on "warm standby" just now? Is it just budgetary?

    Sometimes shutting down stuff saves money, yes... but sometimes the costs aren't readable in print on a budget page...

  58. when a broom costs $20,000 by bobamu · · Score: 1

    they had better be damn cool and have fricken laser beams coming out of them

  59. The cause? by Sartak · · Score: 1

    I hear that those damn Loonies have been hurtling down boulders every couple of minutes since 2076...

    1. Re:The cause? by tcc3 · · Score: 1

      Props on the Heinlein reference. Everone else went for the easy Stargate joke.

    2. Re:The cause? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep those cosmic lovepats coming, Mike! Or perhaps the mountain just isn't there anymore?

    3. Re:The cause? by blackomegax · · Score: 1

      Awesome reference :)

    4. Re:The cause? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      At least they were kind enough to let us know what they were going to hit before they started throwing rocks.

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  60. Terminator 3 by iwsnet · · Score: 0

    Isn't this where John Connor ended up in the movie after the robots nuked the entire world?

  61. OK, No Mention of the USS Wright??? by Wingsy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There were two ships, the Northhampton and the Wright. One was always at sea while the other was in port. I was on the USS Wright for a couple of years and it was a pretty cool place to be if you had to be somewhere in the Navy. During our 2-week cruise we would sail to some vacation resort (St. Thomas, St. Croix, Nova Scotia, Bermuda, etc) and tie up for a week. That was our "cruise". See, it carried so many top brass that us peons had it pretty good too - THEY didn't want to paddle around for 2 weeks at a time, so we always put in at some really nice port along the eastern seaboard. Captain was even nice enough to let us bring our motorcycles along. Like at San Juan, we had to report in at 8AM for a roll call, then we got on our bikes and toured the island until the next morning. The ship though, was something else. It was a converted aircraft carrier with a humongous antenna farm on the flight deck. The entire rear section of the ship was a powerful VLF transmitter, with vacuum tubes taller than I am. Each stage of the transmitter was in its own compartment (like the "Pi Network Room" sign on the door). They had this helicopter with twin interlocking blades (no tail rotor) that hauled a cable to 10,000 feet for the VLF antenna - the most powerful VLF transmitter in the world at that time (talking about ERP). All the pilot did was take off and land, as it was flown from the ship most of the time it was airborne. Most of the ship was off limits to everyone I knew, and all I did was calibrate & repair electronic test equipment. Ever see the bow of a carrier underwater? Like they say, it's an adventure. :)

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    1. Re:OK, No Mention of the USS Wright??? by payndz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wiki on the USS Wright

      That's really cool - one of those things that you think are a bit Clancy-ish, and are then geeked out by when you find that they really existed (like the hover platforms from MGS3). The question is, of course: what replaced CC-2 and CLC-1? Any techno-thriller fan would demand some kind of super-secret nuclear-powered megaship constantly circling the globe without ever turning into port, with packs of bad guys just waiting for the ideal moment to strike and take it over...

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    2. Re:OK, No Mention of the USS Wright??? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      The Wright (CC-2) has been decomissioned for thirty years.
       
       
      There were two ships, the Northhampton and the Wright. One was always at sea while the other was in port.
      Northhampton and Wright were emergency command posts for LANTFLT and only stood alert duty (I.E. always one at sea) for occasional and brief periods. Niether ever served in a (nuclear) strategic C&C role.
       
      They Navy tried mightily across the whole decade of the 60's to get a seaborne equivalent of the NORAD/ABNCP - even going so far as to consider modifying Triton to adress the vulnerabilities of the surface ships. They didn't suceeed in getting a piece of the pie until the 1990's when the TACAMO aircraft took over the ABNCP role.
    3. Re:OK, No Mention of the USS Wright??? by slashhax0r · · Score: 1

      Very cool stuff. Apparently the Wright was decommisioned in 1970 sold for scrap in 1980. wow.. a pi network room. .cool stuff to think about for a radio geek like me.

    4. Re:OK, No Mention of the USS Wright??? by slashhax0r · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Very cool stuff. Apparently the Wright was decommisioned in 1970 sold for scrap in 1980.

      wow.. a pi network room. .cool stuff to think about for a radio geek like me.

    5. Re:OK, No Mention of the USS Wright??? by trupoet · · Score: 0

      What about Prometheus?

    6. Re:OK, No Mention of the USS Wright??? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      That's really cool - one of those things that you think are a bit Clancy-ish, and are then geeked out by when you find that they really existed (like the hover platforms from MGS3).

      Methinks you read too much into the article. Wright and Northampton were cramped and overcrowded ships that never really worked well in their intended roles. (Mostly because communications were spotty and bandwith extremely limited.)
       
       
      The question is, of course: what replaced CC-2 and CLC-1?

      Nothing.
       
      In the end, there was no real need for huge command ships controlling huge fleets spread across the ocean - because we didn't have the huge fleets, and CVBG's carried their own command staffs. (Not that there was any money to build these ships that we didn't need anyhow.) Insofar as the nuclear command and control structure goes (which Wright and Northampton never were part of), ships turned out to be way too expensive when compared with the ABNCP and TACAMO squadrons.
       
       
      Any techno-thriller fan would demand some kind of super-secret nuclear-powered megaship constantly circling the globe without ever turning into port, with packs of bad guys just waiting for the ideal moment to strike and take it over...

       
      Despite what was implied by the grandparent - Wright and Northampton never were nuclear command centers.
  62. Re:The country can't take much more of this ... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 2, Funny
    Hell, I think he needs to be evacuated from the friggin' planet
    Hopefully to somewhere 1) frequently culled by Wraith 2) where he would be used as slavery by a Goa'uld until he dies or 3) under the oppression of the Ori--oh wait, GWB would probably like the Ori.
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  63. Conclusion. by flex941 · · Score: 1

    No more short trips to the Pegasus galaxy I guess. Seems I have to rethink my next holiday destination.

  64. Re:It's not sarcasm? Whoa... by Harodotus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Um, I actually thought the question about "what is the Stargate?" was sarcasm.

    Looking at the responses, I'm actually supprised that wasn't the case.

    I'll throw in my sarcastic explanation of Stargate anyways:
    Stargate is where the writers thought, "Hey lets grab the aging McGuyver, give him machine guns and have him fight Aliens throughout the Galaxy. We can team him up with a buxom science babe (doing a military version of the sexy librarian thing), a Stoic warrior guy like Worf (but with fewer head ridges) and a Indiana Jones type academic guy (but more know-it-all). The whole thing can be done with an ancient Egyptian theme with cool pyramids and crystals and stuff. We can make it all work by using a lesser known gaming system like Tri-Tac's Fringeworthy Roleplaying game. We can do a film, maybe even a series or two, with lots of explosions and special effects stuff, it'll be really cool".

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  65. What they actually mean is.. by clickclickdrone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now everyone and their dog knows exactly where it is, they've built a new one somewhere that's actually secret.

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    1. Re:What they actually mean is.. by SirTalon42 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Cheyenne Mountain complex was never secret. They didn't use security through obscurity, they used security by freaking mountain shield.

    2. Re:What they actually mean is.. by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      Well yes...
      I live in the UK and a decommissioned nuclear bunker near me has been opened as a museum. As you drive through the countryside towards it you come across a big sign that reads 'Secret Nuclear Bunker - Turn left'. Always makes me chuckle.

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    3. Re:What they actually mean is.. by kabocox · · Score: 1

      The Cheyenne Mountain complex was never secret. They didn't use security through obscurity, they used security by freaking mountain shield.

      Maybe one of those blue sky DARPA DOD projects has allowed them to upgrade to big freaking force shield.

  66. I got to go in there... by Scott+Ransom · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...in the 90's when I was an exchange cadet at the US Air Force Academy. They gave us a tour of the place -- it really was quite amazing.

    The coolest thing was seeing all the "buildings" in there (yes, it is like a big open cave with buildings inside) mounted on massive steel springs. Also cool was seeing that the main access shaft goes (IIRC) completely through the mountain. The internal rooms are built behind a massive blast door or two (i.e. huge bank-vault-style doors) off to the side of the tunnel. That is to let a blast wave pass right through the mountain supposedly and not just bash against the blast doors.

    The most disappointing thing was finding out that the War Room was nothing like in the movies -- it is a tiny room about the size of a normal living room stuffed with computers (no "big board" or giant screens). There are only about 6-10 people working in there at any one time (lead by a one-star general/admiral).

  67. Re:It's not sarcasm? Whoa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people just aren't creative enough to write funny posts. It's okay. I'm sure you are good at other things.

  68. Crap! by qzulla · · Score: 1

    There goes The Big Board.

    qz

  69. yay for long-term thinking by misanthrope101 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ' "A missile attack from China or Russia is very unlikely," Keating said,
    Now that is long-range thinking. I'm sure that neither China nor Russia are the least bit piqued over the U.S. being described repeatedly as "the last superpower." Fortunately for us, the international pecking-order never ever changes, so no one has anything to gain by attacking us. Granted, it's not as if we're disassembling all the defenses, but I'm a little puzzled by the idea that two allies, especially allies who don't really like us, will remain allies for all time. There must have been a pinky-swear I didn't hear about.
  70. I wonder if by POds · · Score: 1

    Stargate SG-1 will follow suit

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  71. Re:It's not sarcasm? Whoa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow.

    Sarcasm usually has some basis in reality, unlike your post.

    As far as I know, Kurt Russell never played McGuyver....

  72. Cheyenne Mountain Entrance (GoogleMaps/Earth) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out the entrance to Cheyenne Mountain using Google Earth or Google Maps. Here's the link for maps.google.com.

    The GPS coordinates are 38 deg. 44.6568 min. N. 104 deg. 50.8083 min. W.

    Nice resolution, Google!

  73. the internet killed NORAD by heroine · · Score: 1

    With highly redundant networks, the
    destruction of one command center isn't as important as it was when
    information was limited to one location. Also there may be a new super
    secret command center no-one knows about.

  74. Bunkers etc. do cause a problem for law enforcers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm not a cop so I don't know all the ins and outs of the situation. I do know that law enforcement has a problem with fortified houses and bunkers. They're illegal in lots of places. The first time this came to my attention was when the cops tried to raid such a house. It was part of a complex of row houses and the cops ended up burning down the whole block (by accident) trying to arrest the inhabitants.

    The link below is to a debate in the Canadian house of parlament where the issue is discussed.
    http://www.parl.gc.ca/infocomdoc/37/1/just/meeting s/evidence/justev16-e.htm

  75. in spite of .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the imminent inevitable nuclear attack by tourists that all you yanks fear?

  76. I've been in Cheyenne Mountian. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It isn't that impressive. It's tunneled out of rock. There are mobile homes on springs, and triple-redundant communications, utilities, alternate methods for air, water, food, etc. The big steel door is huge, something like 50 tons, but it's perfectly balanced, you could move it with one had... though it'd take a bit to get it started and stopped.
      There are cracks in the stone above and all around, water drips every so often, and periodically, little rocks fall from the cracks. In places, they have bolts and fence holding the rocks UP. I visited in the mid-90's, after they had just spent $1.5 billion "refurbishing" the place.

    I doubt that it would ever have held up to a thermonuclear blast. Fission, maybe, but not one of the big 40 megaton bombs.

    They could just as well monitor this stuff from the Pentagon.

  77. The WOPR exists too. by NightFlier · · Score: 4, Interesting

    An actual piece of equipment was issued the asset tag WOPR-{numbers}....

    It's a transformer located in a alcove in a back corridor.

    I've seen it and some wag reprinted the asset tag with 24point type.

    I was stationed in NORAD in the mid '80s, so it may no longer exist.

  78. Almost right... by alienmole · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think you mean Global ThermoGNU/clear War.

  79. apparently worthwhile by macinrack · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This story was rejected a couple days ago when I submitted it. Go ahead. Mod me down. LOL.

  80. Perhaps... by ChePibe · · Score: 1, Interesting

    But you're forgetting about the principle of sunk cost.

    Hypothetically, if we've spent $700 million to upgrade a facility in the past, this is no reason to spend much more to maintain that facility in the future when cheaper alternatives exist now. I can imagine that keeping Cheyenne properly stocked is an expensive proposal when compared with the new plan. If a cheaper proposal exists that suffices present needs, then it should reasonably be used.

    In any case, Cheyenne is not entirely deactivated, just temporarily moth-balled against future needs. We can't get back the $700 million already spent on upgrades, so why should we continue to pay more into the future simply because we've made an investment?

    I'd agree that Russia is not completely out of the picture, however the odds of a Russian missile launch now are much lower when compared with other threats. In any case, one could reasonbly assume that a political development of the type you describe would occur with enough time to anticipate the potential problem and reactivate Cheyenne. From a brief look around, it does not appear that ABMs are controlled from Cheyenne, either, although their forward control is listed as being in Colorado Springs (near Cheyenne).

    In any case, thanks for pointing out some faults in my original post. I failed to elaborate.

    1. Re:Perhaps... by demachina · · Score: 1

      "Hypothetically, if we've spent $700 million to upgrade a facility in the past, this is no reason to spend much more to maintain that facility in the future when cheaper alternatives exist now."

      We've spent way more than $700 million on it, its probably in the tens if not hundreds of billions by now. I don't really think there is a "cheaper alternative", they are just parking it in an office base on an air force base. It is cheaper but they are throwing away a vast quantity of protection in the process so there is no comparing the two alternatives in terms of capability.

      My original post was highlighting the apparent conflict in the rhetoric coming from our fearless leaders. When 9/11 happened they kept saying it "changed everything", the world is a very dangerous place, there is an axis of evil, and a clear and present danger of "mushroom clouds". Then they take this action which suggests the world is vastly safer than its been in 50 years.

      I hate to break it to you but they've moved NORAD from a very secure place to a place a terrorist in control of a fully fueled low flying jetliner could probably destroy it.

      The U.S.S.R may not be around but there are more countries with nukes and long range missiles than there ever have been and there are more all the time, many in states that are very shaky. Pakistan is one assassination away from having a Muslim extremist government with nukes.

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    2. Re:Perhaps... by will_die · · Score: 1

      Cost wise Cheyenne mountain is so-so in the daily maintenance expense department. While it does cost extra for the running of the water,air circulation, getting people and products in and out it is cheaper in the modern age with computers because being inside the mountain does make cooling a little easier. Also Cheyenne mountain provide cheap TEMPEST protection so they will be needing to build new TEMPEST areas which is not cheap.
      However the main problem they will be having is where do they get the space to house the people. Stuff that is used the Cheyenne mountain mission is already spread all around the area of Colorado Springs and further. While they have new building on peterson that may not be enough with the mission they were all ready supporting.

      However the talk about removing Cheyenne mountain has been around since the aiming and size of nuclear missiles got a whole lot better, compared to when the place was built, it is nice to see some actual discussion of that happening. However what will happen,because this tends to happen with every military site that does this, is that they will go into the shutdown mode and then some high priority mission will have a need for room, someone will say well we have some empty office space up in the mountain and the place already has minimal staffing so it will not be that expense to add some more people up there. That mission will grow at which point it will cross the magical number where they are required to reopen the convenient markets in the place along with the mess hall. Then others will look and see that there is additional room up there and all the conviences so they will move and after 1-2 years the place is back up to normal and you have had to spend all the monies moving in/out.

  81. yea..riiiiight by Danathar · · Score: 1

    On the serious side, I could care less if the commander has to sit in traffic. That sucks for him..Suck it up and do your job!

    On the crazy side..Who says they are REALLY closing it? Sounds like the perfect cover story to use it for something else. It seems rather odd they would spend all that money just to close it down

  82. Oil Rig? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet they've actually moved operations somewhere that nobody could ever conceive of...

    Like maybe an oil rig out in the middle of the ocean... of course they'd be running back and forth in special tankers equipped with real secure 1GB 802.99z encryption keys...

    Cheyenne Mountain will probably be turned into some sort of experimental Vault where people can maybe ride out a nuclear war. I wonder what number they'd give it.

  83. Re:Bunkers etc. do cause a problem for law enforce by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Informative
    I do know that law enforcement has a problem with fortified houses and bunkers. They're illegal in lots of places.
    This is, unfortunately, absolutely true. Let's hear it for "proactive policing"! Naturally these laws are only meant to give our beloved law enforcers the leverage necessary to keep all those nasty bikers from building forts in otherwise peaceful neighborhoods. Never mind the fact that it's now essentially illegal in many places to build a house too sturdy to break into, or in some cases even own a house built in the 50's with ATOMIC WAR in mind. No, it's more important for the fat, lazy cops to be able to simply arrest "violent bikers" for bricking up their downstairs windows than to actually catch them in the act of being violent.
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  84. Independence Day by Mike_ya · · Score: 1

    If the aliens can take it out, whats the point of having it under the mountain?

  85. I'd split my mod points with you if I could by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    That's damn funny stuff - I'm still laughing here. Well played =)

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  86. Send in the fembots! by dhaines · · Score: 1

    I'll buy it for one million dollars and use it for my underground lair.

  87. Re:It's not sarcasm? Whoa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is that sarcasm? It's the truth, and now they're rich.

  88. backwards thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hm, I'd consider a nuclear war (or nukular, if you're a moron) a great opportunity to rid ourselves of the wasted space passing for politicians. Protecting them, especially since they're the ones who probably brought the war on in the first place, is just crazy talk. Reminds me of "Doctor Strangelove"

  89. Re:It's not sarcasm? Whoa... by Kamineko · · Score: 1

    I thought they were just playing Jepoardy!

  90. Apart from that, China... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...(paranoia mode on) just constructed this giant bunker housing 200000 people.
    Now lets see, do the US AND China plan on something ? (paranoia mode off)

    1. Re:Apart from that, China... by ElephanTS · · Score: 1

      And there's supposed underground cities capable of sheltering 250k people in Russia afaik.

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  91. SPP.GOV , future american union = usa/can/mex by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    In the future, America/Canada and mexico will form one EU style AUnion. Its
    all documented at spp.gov . And many points are still secret btw. This
    whole thing is gona really shake up usa in terms of that lots of new laws/regulations
    will be made that are written by 'neocons' that are not voted in. And we know
    the house just passes bills without reading them... so there is no real democracy, just a sharade.

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    1. Re:SPP.GOV , future american union = usa/can/mex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Already done. Back in the darkest days of WWII, Britain ceded Canada to the US, rather than let the Nazis get it. Read all about it in a work by that noted historian Clive Cussler. Unfortunately the train carrying the US copy fell into the Hudson when a bridge collapsed.

  92. Me too... by riker1384 · · Score: 0
    I was just a kid in the 90's so I might remember it as being bigger than it is. The tour went into the conference room overlooking the control room. We sat down at the table with the red phones and whatnot and got a short lecture. I think the control room was the size of a decent classroom, but taller. There were in fact screens on the wall, but they were in keeping with the size of the rooms, like the size of a big projection TV maybe.

    Last year, however, they apparently unveiled a bigger room: http://www.csindy.com/csindy/2005-03-10/news.html. The picture is small, but it looks like they might have cut out the conference room and added the space that used to be that room and whatever was under it to the control room.

    Another neat thing was the water reservoir; I don't know if there was more than the one we saw. It was an open pool, not very deep, in a long side tunnel with a bare rock roof.

  93. Terminator 3? by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    The mountain facility is being placed on standby in case they need it again

    John Connor will use it. Just wait and see.

  94. That's OLD news... by cpghost · · Score: 1

    It's been known for quite some time now...

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  95. bunkers for pres & congress... by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

    What about shelters for the general population? Where's the civil defense corps?

  96. Also... by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 1

    Please don't waste mod points modding this up funny, all I did was notice that it only took a couple of hours for the mods to ignore P's request.
     
    In addition, please don't donate money to my PayPal acct.
     
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  97. Re:It's not sarcasm? Whoa... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I don't think "buxom" is the fisrt word that comes to mind when describing Samantha Carter... More like soccer mom, but without the kids, or minivan, or soccer. Basically all the good and none of the bad.

  98. Re:It's not sarcasm? Whoa... by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    Except wasn't it movie first, then tv series?

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  99. A place to explore by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's a really cool derelict facility about an hour north of Great Falls Montana. It's in the middle of stinking nowhere but the place is HUGE. The part that's above ground has steel-reinforced concrete about 5-6 feet think with rebar about 3 inches in diameter. Rumor has it that there are numerous subterrainean level but there isn't any exposed access.

  100. Do you play poker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    All in all it just seems like a silly move to make especially after you've just sunk $700 million in to Cheyenne Mountain.

    I bet you lose a lot of money a poker. It doesn't matter how much you've sunk into the pot, if it's time to fold, you fold.

    Not that they are exactly mothballing the place. Just moving the day to day operations out.

  101. Santa Connor goes to WOPRGate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But will John Connor still track Santa when he jumps through a Stargate with the WOPR? Shall...we...auction...it...off? Or we could rent it out! We could rent it! Rent! We!

  102. I do not think that word means what you think... by goodben · · Score: 1

    Penultimate means next to last rather than last. Unless there's some last resort beyond Cheyene Mountain, the word you want is ultimate.

    Trivia: Antepenultimate is second to last.

  103. Re:It's not sarcasm? Whoa... by Harodotus · · Score: 1

    You know, you're right. The movie was first. It was series writers who thought most of that.

    The movie writers probably thought something like: "hey lets do a movie and put Snake Blisken and an Academic Indians Jones in outer space fighting Egyptian aliens..."

    After the semi-successful movie, the SG1 series writers then probably thought: "Well Snake's (Kurt Russel) Agent says he's not available for TV work, lets get McGuyver, add a ridge-challenged Worf and Some science hottie babe. They looked around and didn't find anyone with big enough breasts who could do a military scientist type and eventually settled on Amanda Tapping who is buxom enough (NSFW and it's a joke) to satisfy most geeks while being able to speak two technobable sentences in a row without too much embarrassment."

    It wasn't until later that they hired 7 of 9 and put her in a leather bodice to be Worf's (T'elk's) babe de'jour. With the series writers thinking "Wow ratings are good, but they could be even better, if we add even bigger breasts to the cast. Who's on the Sci-fi big boobs call list? Oh yeah, Jeri Ryan (7of 9)"

    Note BTW that, snideness aside, I love the Stargate and Atlantis Series and while I do claim to be sarcastic, I don't claim to be very funny

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  104. A Memorial to Thunderbird? by RDFozz · · Score: 1

    In the second story of the "All-New, All-Different" X-MEN (the run which changed the X-Men from a failed 60's team to its current mega-star status), a villain assaulted Cheyenne Mountain; in the process of defeating him, one of the new team (Thunderbird) was killed. Interestingly enough, this info is in the Wiki entry for Cheyenne Mountain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheyenne_Mountain).

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  105. Re:Bunkers etc. do cause a problem for law enforce by ronaldb64 · · Score: 1
    The first time this came to my attention was when the cops tried to raid such a house. It was part of a complex of row houses and the cops ended up burning down the whole block (by accident) trying to arrest the inhabitants.
    They accidentally burned down a whole block of houses? What are these, the Keystone Cops???
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  106. Re:burning karma - testing href by andrewman327 · · Score: 1

    Interesting, I didn't realize that karma was flammable. Maybe that is why they are moving operations out of Cheyenne Mountain; to provide better notice of impending karma attacks!

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