They should have talked to Google. I'm sure they would have suggested 10,001 Leenucks boxes running MySQL. Personally, I would have used 9,999 FreeBSD boxes with flat text files.
Would explain why they are farming it out instead of doing it in-house. Heck, if I where eBay's CEO, I'd farm everything out and just sit there collecting my big fat pay check and stock options.
> 9. Windows XP automatically downloads security patches. This functionality should be extended to universally cover Office and other products as well.
And what happens when someone figures out how to hack Windows Update, sending out a virus to thousands upon thousands of machines?
5. That's not Microsoft's responsibility.
Oh yes it is. There is so much wasted time and resources out there because of Microsoft. They must be held responsible for it. Pleading ignorance is not a defense.
The solution is very simply. Invoice Microsoft for the time you waste pissing around with their crap. If they started to receive invoices from thousands upon thousands of people at, say $300 a hour, they would get the message. [Useless] EULA or not.
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Fry: What's your name?
Bendover: Bendover.
Fry: What do you do?
Bendover: I bend over.
Abi is a Jewish guy I once knew...
They should have talked to Google. I'm sure they would have suggested 10,001 Leenucks boxes running MySQL. Personally, I would have used 9,999 FreeBSD boxes with flat text files.
Would explain why they are farming it out instead of doing it in-house. Heck, if I where eBay's CEO, I'd farm everything out and just sit there collecting my big fat pay check and stock options.
/. editor (wanker) already changed the wording. They do that after they realizing their lack of command of the US English language.
A little wee twiddly thing.
- You have paid for a total of 0 pages and so far 80786 have been used up (80686 today).
- You have paid for a total of 0 pages and so far 80786 have been used up (80686 today).
Me smells a business in this somewhere...
- You have paid for a total of 0 pages and so far 80786 have been used up (80686 today).
1) Take it apart.
2) Re-assemble with same color sides.
Thinking outside the box.
...and all the pretty young co-eds. You lucky bastard!
Smote ESC to exit.
You wouldn't happen to be one of the wankers at RedHat that decided to ship this wee lump of doo, would you?
Don't forget the $115B farm subsidy the US Gooberment just finagled (stole) from your pocket!
Some pretty cornholes...
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"Analytical Sodomy" by Hemos, CmdTaco and JonKuntz.
billg@microsoft.com or billygoat@microsoft.com
Just wait until the virus writers start to target Mac OS with the same vigor as Windows...
This is why his wrist hurts: Geek Girls.
And what happens when someone figures out how to hack Windows Update, sending out a virus to thousands upon thousands of machines?
5. That's not Microsoft's responsibility.
Oh yes it is. There is so much wasted time and resources out there because of Microsoft. They must be held responsible for it. Pleading ignorance is not a defense.
Stupid name "The Bat". Why not call it "The Wang", or "The Crap", or "The Dung"?
And then someone will find all the holes in Linux and Evolution. Back to square 42.
I fail to grok the logic that could even be used to remotely tie these two softwares together in the manner that you attempt to imply.
The solution is very simply. Invoice Microsoft for the time you waste pissing around with their crap. If they started to receive invoices from thousands upon thousands of people at, say $300 a hour, they would get the message. [Useless] EULA or not.