User: jo42

Re:and how many people will wreck their finances t

On: Unlimited Wireless Plans Coming

Yup, they sure figgered out how to suck you dry. Bastages.

Re:DST

On: Microsoft Takes a 'Patch Tuesday' Break

And that will get wiped out by all the 'tards buying SUVs, minivans and pickups...

Obligatory...

On: Homeland Security Tests Snoop Computer System

Heil Bush!

Re:After the novelty wears off

On: $100k For Kenobi's Cloak

You turn it around and sell it to some sucker^h^h^h^h^h^hinvestor for more than you paid for it. Just like Real Estate and Fine Art...

Re:Since all my machines are behind a NAT gateway.

On: Fedora Core 6 Hits 2 Million Installs

Tell me, why Ubuntu? Goofy name. The fad^h^h^htrend is for popular stuff to have a goofy name, i.e. Google, Slashdot, Flickr and so forth.

Re:go home...

On: U.S. Senators Pressure Canada on Canadian DMCA

Heil Bush!

Bok! Bok! Bok!

On: Commodore Returns with New Gaming PCs

Nice to see they are still using the chickenhead logo...

Re:The Supremes were a singing group.

On: DoJ Mulls Tracking Picture Uploads

And they're building an aircraft carrier named after the moron.

Fork me.

Not this kind of cook book?

On: MySQL Cookbook

SELECT recipe FROM cookbook WHERE ingredient = 'Refried Beans'

Re:So THAT's where the flood water CAME FROM

On: Huge Reservoir Discovered Beneath Asia

A Great Big Beef Fart?

Frankly, Shirley...

On: Is Network Engineering a Viable Career?

I'm surprised that no one mentioned that to be a "Network Engineer" all you need is a hack saw and a bottle of glue to cut and paste "the tubes" together...

Re:I've got a bad feeling about this

On: Star Trek To Return Christmas 2008

and who is going to play "The Others" after the starship crash lands on a desert island like planet?

What did Forrest Gump say?

On: Christian Group Prepares To Mark Wii as 'Porn Portal'

Stupid is as stupid does.

Re:Aero != productivity

On: Vista Worse For User Efficiency Than XP

The problem with the Vista UI is that it is an inconsistent mish mash of ancient, old and new ways of doing things. Sometimes it's a dialog, sometimes it's a window, sometimes its web browser like and nary a single lick of consistency anywhere twixt anything. Drives me up the wall. Someone need bitch slap silly the idiot designers at Microsoft for this pile of poop.

Re:huh?

On: Drupal Gets Non-Profit Backing

the Drupal software project needs more structured support with infrastructure, marketing and funding. Someone figured out:

3) Profit!!!

Re:"Consumers"

On: Consumers Unlikely To Pay $500 for iPhone

And in Soviet Russia it is "Comrade Tovarish".

Re:Causes, not symptoms

On: Human Nature Trumps Homeland Security

and over 400,000 a year die from tobacco related causes. Why isn't war declared on the tobacco industry?

Re:I disagree

On: Silicon Valley - Still Important To Tech Advances

Silicone Valley The only drawback being having to wear a full body condom.

Re:This is silly

On: Consumer Vista Upgrades Moving at Snail's Pace

Vista died trying to install on my Dual PIII - which runs XP, Linux and FreeBSD just fine.

Re:Translation: Run hot, have high failure rate.

On: Google Releases Paper on Disk Reliability

Well, what did you expect from a bunch of PhD's?

Re:Cue the music

On: US Group Wants Canada Blacklisted Over Piracy

> Why the hell are we selling our oil?

Because that is what modern capitalism does...nyet, Komrade Tovarich?

Re:how does this work?

On: YouTube Hands Over User Info To Fox

It's only part of the planned slide into Idiocracy. The other brain damaging shows being Lost, Monster Garage, Pimp My Truck and all the other "Huh! Huh!" shows on Discovery.

Re:i love carpet... i love desk..

On: Sun Offering Optimized AMP Stack On Solaris

It's "LAMP" you educated (?) clod.

Re:Can this be fixed?

On: HD-DVD and Blu-Ray Protections Fully Broken

...and then they will find the new key.

Repeat.

Re:Makes legit people mad

On: Google Accused of Benefitting From Piracy

Sound of hand slapping forehead and uttering "Why didn't I think of that...!".