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  1. Re:Wirth's Law on Intel Salivates Over Virtual World Processing Demands · · Score: 1

    I blame it all on OOP (i.e. Java) programming...

  2. Re:Book Prices? on Canadian Dollar Reaches Parity with US$ · · Score: 1

    Just don't expect the price of anything in Canada to drop - greed lives on...

  3. Re:clinton wasn't so different either on US May Invoke "State Secrets" To Stop Banking Suit · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Heil Bush!

  4. Eh, wot? on The N-Gage Will Rise Again · · Score: 1

    Proverb for the highly educated idjits (aka management) at Nokia:

    "Beating a dead horse a third time will not make it live once more." - me

  5. HaHa on Windows Genuine Advantage Servers Out · · Score: 5, Funny

    > "However, the sense we get from Phil Liu is that Microsoft is pretty much in the dark right now."

    Nothing new here. Move along.

  6. Re:Air freshener on MS Seeks Patent On Virtual Fuzzy Dice · · Score: 1

    Be happy no one has patented The Wet Fart(c)(tm)...

  7. Correction, prease on The Death and Rebirth of Genres · · Score: 1

    :%s/trends/fads/gc

    "There are no trends, only fads." - me

  8. Re:Wow on Going to Yosemite? Get Your Passport Ready! · · Score: 0, Troll

    Heil Bush!

  9. Re:Hmm on Olympic Committee Chooses XP Over Vista · · Score: 1

    > Don't worry, Vista will supplant XP over time.

    Unfortunately, this is too true.

    I use Vista every day. And every day I want to collectively kick Microsoft in the gonads for excreting such a massive pile of poop.

  10. Stuff Normally All Forked Up on One Failed NIC Strands 20,000 At LAX · · Score: 1

    Ha! Ha!

    Teaches you to rely on technology...

  11. Re:well... on Why is Microsoft Patching XP? · · Score: 1

    Horse Poop! Even with a honking fast ($$$) video card, Vista drags it's arse slower than XP on the same hardware. Try bringing up Event Viewer. Vista needs far more work. And yes, I use Vista everyday so I'm not blowing BS.

  12. Re:Anti-obesity laws on Federal Anti-Obscenity Program Comes Up Limp · · Score: 1

    There should be a "Federal Anti-Obesity Program" because I find the sight of all that lard more offensive than anything else I've seen so far (goatse included).

  13. YAFWS - Yet Another Fscking Wireless Standard on FCC Rejects Cheap/Fast Internet Device · · Score: 0
    How many does that make it now? Do we need Yet Another Fscking Wireless Standard?

    Why can't these bozos come up with One Good Standard (tm), implement it and go with it? Idijts.

  14. Re:Yeah, but everyone steals Ultimate.... on Microsoft Cuts Vista Price To $66 In China · · Score: 1

    Doesn't matter if Vista costs nothing or the full retail price - it still sucks rancid goat cheese. After being forced to buy a laptop with Vista on it, I hate it more and more. It is such a half finished inconsistent pile of poop, Microsoft should be embarrased to death to have release such a load. Only if Apple had good laptops at decent prices...

  15. "noodle" on A 3-D View of the Brain · · Score: 3, Funny

    My "noodle" is nowhere near my brain...

  16. Who woulda thunk... on CompTIA Certifies Home Network Integrators · · Score: 1

    ...that you could get certified for "insert male RJ-45 connector A into female RJ-45 socket B"...

    Wot next?

  17. Re:Hal Howard on MS Security Guy Wants Vista Bugs Rated Down · · Score: 1

    I don't work for Microsoft. I can get Vista for free. I refuse to touch Vista with a cattle prod - well, maybe to zap it into crispy bits.

    Top that.

  18. Idjits on Wireless Routers for Congested Areas? · · Score: 1

    Get wired.

    Drop kick the wireless cr*p and run some real wires around.

  19. Re:Your Internet soul was sold years ago on ISPs May Be Selling Your Web Clicks · · Score: 1

    Advertising sucks goatse's backside.

  20. White Box Inc. on Why You Can't Buy a Naked PC · · Score: 1

    1) Form a company
    2) Assemble PC hardware
    3) Don't licences Microsoft cr*p OS
    4) Offer it for sale online
    5) Profit!!!!

  21. Re:Barely "remote" on Remote Exploit Discovered for OpenBSD · · Score: 1

    Show me a Starbucks running IPV6 on their WiFi...

  22. Re:News? on Google Working on a Mobile Phone? · · Score: 1

    And an operating system and a solution to global warming and world hunger.

  23. Re:Should have done this earlier on Microsoft to Sue Cybersquatters · · Score: 1

    BarfDonalds.com?

  24. Re:OpenDNS on Microsoft to Sue Cybersquatters · · Score: 1

    So, just like the mob, he was threatened and then paid off after he bent over for the Evil Empire (tm).

  25. Re:Big Bang Theory: A simpl explaination on Stephen Hawking Says Universe Created from Nothing · · Score: 1

    I always thought there was a "DOH!!!" just before The Big Bang...