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  1. Re:ICS is a really gay name on Intel Relying On Ice Cream Sandwich For Tablet Push · · Score: 1

    But, but, isn't Google gay? Just look at the colors in their logo...

  2. Re:God does not exist on Indonesian Man Faces Five Years For Atheist Facebook Post · · Score: 1

    "He" is pining for the fjords...

  3. Re:Thank You on The Headaches of Cross-Platform Mobile Development · · Score: 1

    it is entirely possible to have good software that is cross platform

    BULL*cough*SHIT!

  4. Re:Of course it's not self-defense on The Iraq War, the Next War, and the Future of the Fat Man · · Score: 2

    It's terrorism in itself -- the victim has become the greater terrorist pure and simple.

  5. Re:DHS = Ministerium fur Staatssicherheit on DHS Monitors Social Media For 'Political Dissent' · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    The government is NOT the STASI, does not want to be the STASI and does not possess the motivations you ascribe to them.

    BULLSHIT!!!

    The Police States of Amerika have more information about you than the STASI (or KBG) ever did. A larger percentage of the Police States of Amerika's population is jail than ever where in STASI and KGB heydays.

    Please extract your head from your Republicantard rectum.

    DHS does a freaking bang up job of keeping the nation safe against incredible threats

    BULLSHIT!!!

    There is no boogeyman AKA 'incredible threats'. This whole terrorism straw man is a creation of the Military-Industrial Complex to achieve massive $$$$$$ profit at the tax payer expense.

    Please extract your head from your Republicantard rectum and don't believe all the bullcrap the talking heads owned by Military-Industrial Complex on the idiot tube feed your tiny, bible humping brain.

  6. Re:Whats the big deal? on "Learn To Code, Get a Job" According To CNN · · Score: 0

    Outsource it to India or China -- they'll do it for fewer dinars and add more crap to the crApp code.

    People in the US should get into the financial 'service' industry -- everyone knows that's where all the real money is.

  7. Re:I guess I don't understand... on SOPA Makes Strange Bedfellows · · Score: 1

    Ford doesn't want China to be able to build fake Fords.

    Estee Lauder doesn't want China to make fake stinks (AKA perfumes) and war paints (AKA makeup).

  8. Re:Best way... on Ask Slashdot: What's the Best Way To Deal With Roving TSA Teams? · · Score: 1

    Dress sharply at all times, and keep a business-like posture and demeanour.

    When approached, salute, proclaim either "Heil Hitler!", "Heil, mein Fuhrer!" or "Sieg Heil!" and offer your papers schnell.

    So much for the "land of the free and the home of the brave"... America is fucked.

  9. Re:Am I missing something? on Insiders Call HP's WebOS Software Fatally Flawed · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Why is it reasonable to render the UIs of Web apps using WebKit but unreasonable to render any other kind of UI using WebKit?

    Performance, dumbass. C (or C++) based OpenGL (i.e. iOS) will always run circles around WebKit rendering HTML (i.e. WebOS).

  10. Re:Design Matters on Arise SIR Jonathan Ive · · Score: 1

    Windows 7 is the most beautiful Windows to date from Microsoft

    Only if your idea of 'beauty' is a hideous default color scheme and putting as much disjointed crap on the screen as you can at one time.

    OS X is clean and elegant, Windows 7 is a jumbled mess of rancid dog crap.

  11. Re:Meet the new boss on TSA Got Everything It Wanted For Christmas · · Score: 1

    "Willkommen to the Police States of Amerika.

    Your papers, schnell!"

    - me

  12. Re:SHOULD "Apps" Cost Something? on Why We Agonize Over Buying $1 Apps · · Score: 1

    "the idea that apps should cost something" is questionable at best

    So your time and effort are worth absolutely nothing? How do you pay for food and the roof over your head?

  13. Re:Idiots. on Taliban Seizes and Burns PCs, Cell Phones To Stop Obscenity · · Score: 0

    West Bumfuckistan - Back To The Dark Ages.

  14. Re:That's a big reason why I don't buy Android on Galaxy S and Galaxy Tab Won't Get Android 4.0 · · Score: 0

    Android. Hemorrhoid. Stop. Hemorrhoid. Android. Stop.

    Product rhymes with a rectal condition that's a real pain in the arse.

    That's what you get when you buy it. And why you shouldn't...

  15. Re:UBB needs time-of-use pricing on Bell Canada To Stop Internet Throttling · · Score: 1

    1. If you go over it's only 50 cents per gigabyte... which I think is pretty fair.

    That's at least 50 times what your ISP is paying for their bandwidth. So, no, that's not even close to 'fair'.

  16. Re:Not to mention totally legal on SOPA Creator In TV/Film/Music Industry's Pocket · · Score: 2

    Didn't we used to hang corrupt politicians?

  17. Re:Another iPhone on Android Update Alliance Already Struggling · · Score: 1

    4G

    How's the battery life on your Hemorrhoid device with '4G'?

  18. Re:They don't want to on Congress's Techno-Ignorance No Longer Funny · · Score: -1, Troll

    Dumbtards'R'US

  19. Re:Android has many problems on Why Developers Still Prefer iOS To Android · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Android. Hemorrhoid.

    Hemorrhoid. Android.

    Android's #1 problem is that it rhymes with a rectal condition.

  20. Re:All this.. on JPMorgan Rolls Out (Another) FPGA Supercomputer · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Look at it the other way, by rapidly exploring lots of different risk profiles, they're trying to avoid getting into trouble in the first place.

    Oh my goodness, how naive you are. To 'make' money, all the financial industry needs to do is to add extra zeros before the decimal point to their account balances. Problem is they can't do that so easily -- this is something they still can't get away with. So they have come up with all of these 'financial instruments' and 'trading systems' where they shuffle shit around between themselves and their accounts, producing no true value or real wealth, but somehow still end up with extra zeros before the decimal point in those accounts.

    Yes Timmy, the financial industry is one huge friggin' gigantic Ponzi scheme.

  21. Re:What Microsoft Shouldn't Do For the Xbox 720 on What Microsoft Should and Shouldn't Do For the Xbox 720 · · Score: 1

    Xbox XP - with electrolytes!

  22. Re:It should be illegal..... on 24-Year-Old Asks Facebook For His Data, Gets 1,200 PDFs · · Score: 1

    How does a company instantly delete backups on redundant servers?

    The same way they 'instantly' replicate data to redundant servers when you upload it.

  23. Re:What is with the UK and all this surveillance a on UK Police Test 'Temporarily Blinding' LASER · · Score: 1

    point lasers at me and blind me

    "Don't Blind Me Bro!"

  24. Re:Iran? Nope, China and Russia... on Iran Wants To Clone Downed US Drone · · Score: 0

    They, Iran, should take it apart and post all of the pictures of the guts, mechanics and electronics on the Internet -- bugger the USofA imperialists.

  25. Re:Ever since Steve died on German Court Issues Injunction Against iPhone & iPad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The ball on this started rolling BECAUSE of Steve Jobs

    Exactly. Instead of pissing away millions of dollars on legal fees and douche bag lawyers, Apple should put the money towards improving their products and getting even farther ahead of the "we're all copying Apple anyway" competition.