Lads, observe the above posting to see how to bullsh*t really well.
What this MBA (Master Bullsh*t Artist) doesn't tell you is that Windows Server 2003 was vulnerable to the same RPC exploit that the Blaster worm took advantage of. Go look for yourselves here: MS03-026 if you don't believe me.
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> Dark Matter
Isn't the source of that somewhere in Redmond...???
> how to be American
- Get fat
- Get stupid
Order doesn't matter...
You never heard of Cisco...
First, there was ASCII porn.
Now there will be SVG porn.
Oooh. Ahh.. Ergh..!
I feel something coming out my butt...
Look! It's a new case mod!!
Viva La Revolution!
Is it also a requirement that they be alive when they come down?
Ctrl-Alt-Del!
Ctrl-Alt-Del!
Ctrl-Alt-Del!
Cool. Just spit in a hole and your laptop keeps running for a few more minutes...
Outsource to India...
Gupta and Habib in Bangalore
Gupta: Habib! Habib!! The server went down in America^H^H^H^H^H^H^HAustralia...!
Habib: Oh my goodness gracious, what are we going to do???
Now more fat lard arsed Americans won't be able to drive worth shite...
Lads, observe the above posting to see how to bullsh*t really well.
What this MBA (Master Bullsh*t Artist) doesn't tell you is that Windows Server 2003 was vulnerable to the same RPC exploit that the Blaster worm took advantage of. Go look for yourselves here: MS03-026 if you don't believe me.
...and what are they going to do with all the heat that nano devices will generate?
Habib: Oh my goodness gracious, what are we going to do? We cannot develop the source codes...
1) Buy a Mac.
2) Install OS X.
3) Run iTunes with the Visualizer in full screen.
Makes Lava Lamps look like hand puppets in front of a candle...
Enuff frickin' SCO and Linux!! Install FreeBSD and be done with it for fsck sakes!
Pooped in nappies Linux geeks...
Only fag-boy Linux geeks want transparent windows. The rest of us couldn't give a flaming shite.
Where I work I deploy FreeBSD in place of Linux.
Because our ISP has their heads up their backsides do we run RedHat Linux on our web servers... :-(
And the #1 dot com era fad is:
slashdot.org !
Only problem is, the Linux-on-the-brain deebs that hang out there haven't figured it out yet...
> seed.gif
Forbidden /bacon/seed.gif on this server.
You don't have permission to access
Peckerhead!
Gupta: Habib! Habib! The server went down in America.
Habib: Oh goodness gracious, what are we going to do?
> Windows' boot times have been improving in recent years
B*llsh*t!!
1. Say "No!"
2. Get fired.
3. Sue.
4. Write a book about it.
5. Profit!!!
Just get a D3ll, d00d!
Then there is the 407. Where doing 130-140 is holding up the minivans, SUVs and peckerheads in expensive cars from doing 160-180...